Ember v Hana FINALS

<Hana_Kurosawa>	https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VIWNWE_HyRXI_8vX5Tb8SoWpIRXS848pOTv97TUqicQ/edit?pli=1#
<Ember_Glow>	https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cI5-IEWDszP70YmoyeCtqVHjyA1PXb3O_ttSsLwpGmk/edit#
<vampsquirrel>	alright, sheets have been exchanged, are you ready?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	ye
<Ember_Glow>	Yeap
<vampsquirrel>	You stand at either end of a long platform, suspended in nothingness. Behind you, the universe flashes by, its constellations dazzling in their beauty as though the universe itself celebrates your fight, but none of that matters to you right now. All that matters is the opponent, the one who stands before you that you must defeat, for they are all
<vampsquirrel>	that stand between you and victory, but no more. This is it, you know it, the long string of battles, every wound you suffered, every life you ended, it all lead up to this. This is your final destination.
<vampsquirrel>	Except that's not what's happening at all.
<vampsquirrel>	You're in a hedge maze.
<vampsquirrel>	There are paths to your left and right, and you cannot see the other.
<vampsquirrel>	Welcome, to the land of Gardens and Havoc.
<vampsquirrel>	Players, roll initiative.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+10
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+10 [ 1d20=12 ]{22}
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
<vampsquirrel>	Hana goes first.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Can I do a perception check to try and locate Ember
<vampsquirrel>	You can attempt to do so.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Would it be easier to do one to figure out the best direction to go to get through the maze
<vampsquirrel>	Are you sure there's a way out?
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	...
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Then I'll roll for finding the best path to get to ember
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<vampsquirrel>	You may roll perception.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Well
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Either way I got right
<vampsquirrel>	The hedges are everywhere, echoing with the sound of footsteps and guttural growls, you're unsure where anything is.
<vampsquirrel>	The path you are on makes a sharp left turn at which your move action ends..
<Hana_Kurosawa>	end turn
<vampsquirrel>	Ember, your turn.
<Ember_Glow>	I look around me. How many paths are there that I can take?
<vampsquirrel>	There are two, one to your right and one to your left.
<Ember_Glow>	Picking randomly, I start along the left path, using Dash to mave faster
<vampsquirrel>	As you follow it the left path makes a sharp right turn before depositing you at another intersection. There are three paths to choose from, one to your right that you can see rapidly turns again, one to your left that seems to go parallel with the way you came, and the one you followed on your way here.
<Ember_Glow>	Guessing again, I move along the right path
<Ember_Glow>	((write more essays don't you vamp lol))
<vampsquirrel>	You follow the right path, it shortly turns left and then left again to form a u shape, after you follow it for some more it does the same thing but to the right, at this point you see a large box of soil in front of you as well as three more paths, although you've reached the end of your move action so you cannot follow them. The three paths are,
<vampsquirrel>	one exiting the square area forward and to the left, one exiting to the left but parallel with the way you came, and the one you took to reach this area.
<vampsquirrel>	((sorry, I don't know why I'm doing this))
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<Ember_Glow>	I attempt to captchalogue the box of dirt
<vampsquirrel>	You cannot, it is too large.
<Ember_Glow>	Welp. Seeing nothing else to do, I stay put. End turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Hana continues down her own path.
<vampsquirrel>	The both of you hear a loud roaring noise from somewhere within the hedge maze, it appears you are not alone.
<vampsquirrel>	Walking down the path you see a way open to the left in the hedges 20 feet forwards, and the path itself turn right 10 feet past that.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll take the way to the left.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Anything different at the end of my move action?
<vampsquirrel>	The path you are on begins doing a similar motion to Ember's, making two sharp right turns so it is parallel with itself, and then two left turns. Your move action ends as it begins making a second series of right turns.
<vampsquirrel>	So, no.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll use my major to roll to find any living creatures near me
<Hana_Kurosawa>	So perception right
<vampsquirrel>	Yes.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
<vampsquirrel>	You don't sense anything too nearby, although this time, listening through the distorted sound around you, you can barely make out the sound of footsteps to your left, as well as the sound of something enormous moving slowly somewhere far away forward and to the right.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	end turn
<vampsquirrel>	((sorry, I'm going to be right back))
<Ember_Glow>	I look at the box of soil, trying to determine its purpose.
<vampsquirrel>	Please roll an insight check.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+4
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
<vampsquirrel>	Looking at the soil, it's obviously meant to grow something, but you can look deeper into its meaning. Peering close you can see what look like tiny little pairs of scissorblades growing up from the ground, slowly snapping back and forth. As you look at them, they seem to get a little bigger before your eyes.
<Ember_Glow>	My eyes widen, and I skirt around the box, quickly moving through the forward pathway
<vampsquirrel>	You walk down this new pathway, and after a short pair of rights find yourself at a long hallway. Roll perception.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+3 why was perception the one useful thing i didn't boost
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+3 why was perception the one useful thing i didn't boost [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
<vampsquirrel>	You look around this pathway and see a set of footprints beginning roughly in the middle. Could it be this is where Hana started? Just as you're about to settle on yes, you look around the hedges more closely and realize, this is the hallway you came from. You've gone in a circle.
<Ember_Glow>	I facepalm
<Ember_Glow>	End turn
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I dash back the direction I came and head down the next path instead.
<vampsquirrel>	The roar echoes out once more and you both hear a great mass shifting somewhere in the maze.
<vampsquirrel>	You go down the other path and quickly find yourself at another fork, one path leads directly to your left and the other is to your right.
*	Ember_Glow quickly jerks hand away from face
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll go left
<vampsquirrel>	You go down the left pathway, it twists left and then a pair of rights quickly followed by another left. As you round the final left you see it. 30 feet down the pathway is an enormous worm, its mouth slowly opening and closing as it slowly moves forward. It's bright green and covered in spikes, and slowly moves forward its girth so large it takes
<vampsquirrel>	up the whole width of the passage way.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Can I move backwards any?
<vampsquirrel>	No, you have run out of your move action.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Fuck
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I end my turn
<vampsquirrel>	Ember's turn.
<Ember_Glow>	I turn around, and dash towards the intersection with the box, passing it and going into the unexplored pathway
<vampsquirrel>	Down the unexplored pathway is a pair of lefts, followed by a pair of rights, leading you to another split between left and right. Roll perception.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+3
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
<vampsquirrel>	There's nothing unusual about either direction.
<Ember_Glow>	I look between the two, before deciding to go to the left path.
<vampsquirrel>	Following the left path, you see that it quickly turns right, and then right again, followed by a third right. As you complete the third in the series of rights which effectively made a left, you see a way through the hedge open to your right as well as the hallway turning left ahead of you.
<Ember_Glow>	((i'm getting dizzy lol))
<vampsquirrel>	Your move action ends here.
<Ember_Glow>	Move+Major, right?
<vampsquirrel>	Yes, the dash part included.
<Ember_Glow>	Right
<Ember_Glow>	I guess I ready a minor, and end my turn
<vampsquirrel>	The enormous worm continues forward slowly, closing 20 feet between itself and hana, before roaring for some reason. It seems to have been miffed by something, but that doesn't really matter because it's a giant worm and is slowly coming to probably eat you.
<vampsquirrel>	Hana's turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Hana dashes back the way she came, deciding the other direction is  MUCH BETTER IDEA
<vampsquirrel>	Taking the other path, you come to a surprisingly open space, apart from a large rectangular box filled with dirt. Inside it are a large amount of black scissorblades snipping rapidly in anticipation, they appear to be almost spilling out of the box. There are three paths out of this area, the one you came from, a path to your left that requires mo
<vampsquirrel>	ving past the scissor box and a path directly across the room from where you entered.
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	I head left.
<vampsquirrel>	You pass the box and are about to turn left, when you see that it is in fact a dead end.
<Vorpas_Jabwak>	>ohshitson
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll head across instead?
<vampsquirrel>	A wise choice, your move action lasts until you are almost out of the room leaving you at the very edge of the exit.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	End turn
<vampsquirrel>	As you watch the scissor blades begin spilling out of the box, showing that they are attached to roots which they use to plant themselves in the ground around the box.
<vampsquirrel>	They slowly begin to spread out into the surrounding area, growing continuously.
<vampsquirrel>	Ember's turn.
<Ember_Glow>	I peek through the hole in the hedge
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<vampsquirrel>	It's not a hole so much as another pathway branching off the one you are currently on, but you peek around it anyways. You see a large empty room and a pathway exiting the room to your left.
<Ember_Glow>	Shrugging, I continue into the room and through the mentioned pathway
<vampsquirrel>	Following the pathway exiting the room you shortly come to yet another fork in the maze, once more to your left and right. To the left you can see the pathway make a right to begin heading in the same direction you just were, and to your right you can see a pathway that makes another right.
<vampsquirrel>	Roll perception.
<`DICE>	vampsquirrel rolled perception. error: malformed expression
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+3
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
<Ember_Glow>	((i'm really starting to get dizzy aaaaaaaaah))
<vampsquirrel>	Down the pathway to your left you can hear something enormous dragging along the ground.
<Ember_Glow>	Yyyeah not going down the left pathway. I walk through the right pathway.
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<vampsquirrel>	You follow the right path, as it makes a right turn, followed by a medium sized straight area, a pair of lefts, a pair of rights and another pair of lefts where your move action ends.
<vampsquirrel>	You can see another fork in the road up ahead of you, roll perception.
<Ember_Glow>	I stop, and prepare to dodge
<Ember_Glow>	End turn
<Hana_Kurosawa>	(pssst read what he said)
<Ember_Glow>	((oh))
<Ember_Glow>	((missed that))
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d02+3
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d02+3 [ 1d2=1 ]{4}
<vampsquirrel>	(no, he doesn't have to if he doesn't want to))
<Ember_Glow>	FORTUNE
<Ember_Glow>	Wait
<Ember_Glow>	I rolled the wrong thing anyway
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<Ember_Glow>	Let's try that again
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+3
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
<Ember_Glow>	...whatever I'll keep it
<vampsquirrel>	You see footprints on the ground, but they crisscross every which way here, you can't tell whether they were going left or right or back the way you came, or even if they're your own. After looking at them, you're almost more confused than before.
<vampsquirrel>	A loud roar echoes once again throughout the hedge maze, followed by lots of dragging.
<vampsquirrel>	Hana's turn.
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	Hana walks down this new pathway. Saving her major for now
<Hana_Kurosawa>	So she moves 40 feet
<vampsquirrel>	You leave the ever expanding box of scissors, following the pathway as it makes a pair of rights, a pair of lefts, and two more rights, after which you come to another fork to your left and right. Roll perception.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
<vampsquirrel>	You hear the sound of scissors snipping air coming through the hedge in front of you.
<vampsquirrel>	You have some movement left, what would you like to do?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Wait in front of me?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Fuck
<vampsquirrel>	Yes, you're at a t-intersection in the hedge maze, through the hedge in front of you you hear the noise.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll move right
<vampsquirrel>	You move down the right path, and follow it as it goes left and then left again. As you round the left turn you see the scissors beginning to spill into this pathway from around a right turn ahead of you.
<Ember_Glow>	((This feels like a certain Pact chapter...))
<vampsquirrel>	((I haven't read pact, so this is unintentional))
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I stop and end my turn
<vampsquirrel>	Ember's turn.
<Ember_Glow>	I... continue forward I guess?
<vampsquirrel>	You're at a t intersection yourself, one path leads to the left and another leads to the right.
<Ember_Glow>	Feeling dejavu, I take the right path this time
<vampsquirrel>	Following the right path you walk a short distance and take another right into a long hallway, as you are walking down the pathway you notice the footprints you had been walking with stop midway through.
<Ember_Glow>	Not remembering doing so, I raise an eyebrow, and look around to see if I missed anything that might have caused this set of footprints to turn back.
<vampsquirrel>	Please roll WIS.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+3
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
<vampsquirrel>	You know these aren't your footprints, and as you sit pondering them, it dawns on you. These footprints don't turn back, this is where they began. It appears you have reached the location where Hana started.
<Ember_Glow>	((because i obviously know hana beforehand, y'know?))
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<Ember_Glow>	Well then. I stop, turn around, and prepare to dodge, ready to follow the footprints later
<Ember_Glow>	End turn
<vampsquirrel>	The roar echoes out once again followed by the dragging, as well as a large crashing noise.
<vampsquirrel>	Hana, you see the scissors begin to spread down the hallway towards you, coming closer and closer with each passing moment.
<vampsquirrel>	It's your turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I turn and dash back the way I came, going for the other path.
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<vampsquirrel>	Following the other path you come to another intersection. You ignore the path leading to the left as it is a dead end, instead choosing to go right, you follow this path as it makes a right, followed by a pair of lefts, and then another right. At this point you are faced with a fork in the road, one way leads diagonally to the left and another lea
<vampsquirrel>	ds diagonally to the right.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I go right
<vampsquirrel>	The right path extends a short distance before making a left turn you follow this as well. Roll perception.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
<vampsquirrel>	You see a set of footprints that begins in the center of the pathway, realizing these aren't your own because you don't remember this area, you reason that they must be Ember's. It appears you somehow reached where he started.
<Ember_Glow>	((we don't even know each other and we somehow know each other's genders, footprints and names lol))
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I decide to follow the footsteps as far as I can
<vampsquirrel>	The footsteps actually go back the way you came, as well as seemingly turning around some distance ahead of you.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I decide to stop and end my turn
<vampsquirrel>	Ember's turn then.
<Ember_Glow>	I start following the footsteps as best as I can
<vampsquirrel>	The footsteps go back the way you came, are you sure you want to follow them?
<Ember_Glow>	Yes. And just in case. I raise my weapon up in a parry as I do so.
<vampsquirrel>	You follow the steps back the way you came, and, after a left, reach another intersection, the footsteps are all trodden over, so you're not sure which way they went.
<Ember_Glow>	Tree damnit. I make a guess, and take the right path
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<vampsquirrel>	You follow that path, and soon find yourself face to side with the a large green and spiny body slowly dragging past you.
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<Ember_Glow>	I freeze, trying not to alert the body to me
<vampsquirrel>	The body is continuing past you unperturbed.
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<Ember_Glow>	Ok then... that's probably the wrong way. I carefully move backwards, intending to take the other pathway
<vampsquirrel>	You take the other pathway, which makes a pair of rights a pair of lefts, and another pair of rights before you run out of your movement action.
<Ember_Glow>	I prepare a minor action, and end my turn
<vampsquirrel>	Hana's turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'd like to roll to see what footsteps are the freshest
<vampsquirrel>	That would be insight, have at it.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
<vampsquirrel>	You see that the footsteps leading away from the way you came are freshest.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I follow those instead
<vampsquirrel>	As you follow them, you see that they both emerge and disappear into a solid piece of hedge, but the pathway you're on continues straight.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I stop in front of the hedge
<vampsquirrel>	You hear the roars, crashing, and dragging of the worm.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll end my turn
<vampsquirrel>	Ember's turn.
<Ember_Glow>	I continue on the pathway that I'm on
<vampsquirrel>	You continue forwards until you see an exit from your current path to your left side, farther forwards you can see that your current path turns right.
<vampsquirrel>	Something about this feels familiar.
<Ember_Glow>	Everything in this darned hedge maze feels familiar
<Ember_Glow>	I keep walking forwards
<vampsquirrel>	As the path turns left you once again find yourself face to side with the worm.
<vampsquirrel>	*right
<Ember_Glow>	Eenope.
<Ember_Glow>	I backtrack and take the left path this time
<vampsquirrel>	You come to an open square area with an exit to your right.
<Ember_Glow>	I go on to peek from the side of the exit
<vampsquirrel>	It's a t-intersection, the path to your left turns right shortly and the path to your right turns left equally quickly.
<Ember_Glow>	How much move action do I have left?
<vampsquirrel>	You have about 5 feet, which isn't enough to do anything besides reach one of the turns.
<Ember_Glow>	I move to the middle of the t-intersection, back against the hedge, staff raised in a parry position
<vampsquirrel>	The crashing of the worm echoes throughout the hedge maze, as well as the distant sound of scissors.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	My turn?
<vampsquirrel>	Ember, are you done?
<Ember_Glow>	Yeah
<vampsquirrel>	Then yes, Hana's turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I check out this hedge blocking off the path.
<vampsquirrel>	Please roll an insight check.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
<vampsquirrel>	It seems odd to you, but you can't quite figure out why.
<vampsquirrel>	The worm's crashes continue echoing out, but they seem to be getting closer.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll end my turn again
<vampsquirrel>	Ember's turn.
<Ember_Glow>	I look around the left side of the path, and the right side, and check whether they look like the same passageway
<vampsquirrel>	They are different passageways, unless I misunderstood what you said.
<Jaczac>	((can we put a cap at 6 hours?))
<Jaczac>	((because srsly))
<vampsquirrel>	((eventually they'll die due to scissors and worms))
<Hana_Kurosawa>	(yeah I do need sleep tonight)
<Ember_Glow>	I take the left path
<vampsquirrel>	The left path leads you down a pair of rights and a pair of lefts, until you come to a crossroads, one path leads to your right, and another continues straight ahead, which do you take?
<Ember_Glow>	I'll take the straight ahead
<vampsquirrel>	You continue down the straight ahead path, and find a set of foot prints. Your move action runs out as you meet them.
<vampsquirrel>	Please roll perception again.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+3
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
<vampsquirrel>	You look around at the area you find yourself in, and after a brief moment of consideration it hits you. You walked in another circle, only this time it was back to Hana's starting point.
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<Ember_Glow>	I prepare to dodge, and end my turn
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll try again with this hedge.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
<vampsquirrel>	Hana, you hear the crashing and roars of the worm begin to come very close to where you are, and you can hear the snipping of scissors through the hedge in front of you.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	You gonna make me waste that crit
<vampsquirrel>	Also, you can easily see that this hedge didn't used to be here, and has instead moved here from its original place to your right.
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	Hana grumbles and curses before heading down the path while she can
<vampsquirrel>	You see there are two ways you can go, one to your left and the other is to your right. To the left you can hear the crashing and dragging of the worm as well as the snipping of the scissors.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I head right
<vampsquirrel>	You move right and come to another intersection, to your left the path makes a sharp right and continues on but to your right you see...
<vampsquirrel>	Ember.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	ohshit
<Hana_Kurosawa>	How far away is he?
<vampsquirrel>	He's roughly 30 feet away.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	How far is it down the fight to the next turn?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	path*
<vampsquirrel>	It's about 50 feet, 20 of which is past him, to the next turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll end my turn
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<vampsquirrel>	Alright, Ember it is your turn.
<Ember_Glow>	I use Calculating on Hana
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6 calculating
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 calculating [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
<vampsquirrel>	It succeeds (obviously)
<Ember_Glow>	I give disadvantage to Hana, move as close as I can to her, then whack her with the staff
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+10
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+10 [ 1d20=15 ]{25}
<Ember_Glow>	roll 4d6+8
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 4d6+8 [ 4d6=17 ]{25}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Damn, ow
<vampsquirrel>	You swing out with your staff, using the momentum of your charge to help your blow land true, dealing 25 damage.
<Ember_Glow>	I end my turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I flashstep 3 around him, moving 40 feet
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Wait, I just flashstep 1
<vampsquirrel>	You're now 35 feet past him, with 10 feet remaining between you and the turn off the pathway.
<vampsquirrel>	Ok, you're now 25 feet past him, with 10 feet remaining between you and the turn off the pathway.
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	20*
<vampsquirrel>	Yes, thanks.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Which, I'll walk back the 20 feet
<Hana_Kurosawa>	And then shoot at him
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 2#d20+8
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 2#d20+8 [ 1d20=18 ]{26}, [ 1d20=3 ]{11}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Damn disadvantage
<Ember_Glow>	All hail disadvantage
<vampsquirrel>	That's a miss, your bullet goes soaring into the hedge beyond him.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll go around the turn 15 more feet and end my turn
<Ember_Glow>	So... that's 60ft away from me now?
<vampsquirrel>	As you round the turn you see a torrent of scissor plants slowly moving up the pathway. They're 30 feet away from you when you round the corner, and 15 feet away when you complete your move action.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	...
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll stop at 5 feet instead
<vampsquirrel>	Ember, you see the worm come crashing through the bushes down the hallway to your left as it continues roaring and dragging itself around.
<Ember_Glow>	I move forward to where Hana retreated. Can I see her?
<Ember_Glow>	Oh. That too.
<vampsquirrel>	No, you're 15 feet away from the turn she made.
<Ember_Glow>	Alright. I move forward in Hana's direction, and prepare to dodge
<Ember_Glow>	Also, can I use Calculating on the worm?
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, your movement action ended with you at 15 feet away from where the turn was in case that was unclear, you cannot use calcilating on the worm because you have moved away from where you could see the pathway it crashed into.
<vampsquirrel>	calculating*
<Ember_Glow>	Alright
<Ember_Glow>	End turn
<Iinito_Ufanir>	<im pretty sure you already know what the worm is going to do>
<vampsquirrel>	Hana's turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'm gonna climb the fuckin hedge
<vampsquirrel>	Please roll acrobatics.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+12
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+12 [ 1d20=6 ]{18}
<vampsquirrel>	and CON.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
<vampsquirrel>	You start climbing the hedge, but your progress is waylaid by a large amount of pointy leaves and thorns within it, so you are only able to make it halfway up despite your acrobatics.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	How far up am I?
<vampsquirrel>	10 feet up.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	"We may both die here."
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I end my turn
<vampsquirrel>	Ember's turn.
<Ember_Glow>	I don't respond to Hana's comment
<vampsquirrel>	The crashes of the worm move past you, but the clicking of the scissors continues from all around.
<Ember_Glow>	I move forwards, to where Hana was last seen, and use Calculate along with swinging my staff at her
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6 calculationation
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 calculationation [ 1d20=20 ]{26}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
<vampsquirrel>	You succeed at calculating her, choose which effect you'd like and roll to hit.
<Iinito_Ufanir>	<ember seems to be fuckin crit city today>
<Ember_Glow>	Disadvantage for her to hit me
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+10 hit Hana
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+10 hit Hana [ 1d20=13 ]{23}
<vampsquirrel>	You're also roughly 5 feet away from the torrent of scissors that were slowly progressing towards he.
<vampsquirrel>	her*
<vampsquirrel>	That's a hit, roll for damage.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 4d6+8
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 4d6+8 [ 4d6=12 ]{20}
<Ember_Glow>	"y'know, we'll probably respawn anyway"
<vampsquirrel>	The scissors draw close to you as you attack her, and you have run out of your move action.
<Ember_Glow>	Welp
<Ember_Glow>	End turn
<vampsquirrel>	Hana's turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I finish climbing the hedge
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Should I roll or are you just letting me finish climbing?
<vampsquirrel>	You make your way up to the top using the entirety of your move action, you have a major action and a minor action remaining.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll flashstep 1 to the corner, still on the hedge, and shoot Ember.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 2#d20+8
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 2#d20+8 [ 1d20=19 ]{27}, [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
<vampsquirrel>	You can see the hedge maze spread around you, much of it has been crushed through by the worm and even more of it is drowning in the black scissors.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Oh he should have taken some damage for hitting me
<Ember_Glow>	I thought a staff would be wooden
<Hana_Kurosawa>	It's a physical attack
<Ember_Glow>	Eh
<Iinito_Ufanir>	<nah son, the monkey staff is a metal rod>
<Ember_Glow>	roll 2d4
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 2d4 [ 2d4=5 ]{5}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	So I'll end my turn after failing to shoot him.
<Ember_Glow>	"how's the view up there"
<vampsquirrel>	roll 1d20
<`DICE>	vampsquirrel rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	"Fairly foreboading."
<vampsquirrel>	The scissors continue their movement and finally catch ember's ankles, cutting into him like a large swarm of scissors at one's ankles. Take 1d4 damage.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d4
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
<Iinito_Ufanir>	<lore wise, the Ruyi Jingu Bang is a large metal pillar>
<vampsquirrel>	Ember's turn now.
<Ember_Glow>	I de-captcha the grenade, and let it cook for a few seconds before throwing it at Hana
<vampsquirrel>	Please roll dexterity.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=4 ]{4}
<Ember_Glow>	-_-
<vampsquirrel>	You throw it over the hedge.
<vampsquirrel>	And past her to the other side.
<Iinito_Ufanir>	<lol you got that cook tip from me>
<vampsquirrel>	Where it explodes and sends scissors flying everywhere.
<vampsquirrel>	roll 2#1d20
<`DICE>	vampsquirrel rolled 2#1d20 [ 1d20=14 ]{14}, [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
<vampsquirrel>	The scissors land on both of you in equal measure, take 2d4 damage.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 2d4
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 2d4 [ 2d4=4 ]{4}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 2d4
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 2d4 [ 2d4=4 ]{4}
<vampsquirrel>	((welp))
<Ember_Glow>	"wasn't expecting that, but whatever works works"
<Ember_Glow>	I move back a little, away from the flurry of blades
<Ember_Glow>	End turn
<vampsquirrel>	How far back do you move?
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<vampsquirrel>	You're 15 feet away from the turn at the end of the hallway for reference.
<Ember_Glow>	Let's make it... 10 feet
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, Hana's turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll move along the hedge some more and then shoot him just before he's out of sight.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+8
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+8 [ 1d20=18 ]{26}
<Ember_Glow>	ow
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 4d8+6
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 4d8+6 [ 4d8=25 ]{31}
<vampsquirrel>	You've got about 10 feet left of straight hedge before it turns to the right.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Then that's how far I moved.
<Ember_Glow>	So she's above me right now?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Am I?
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, sure, you're at the end of the hedge. No she's at the opposite end of the hedge from you.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'm confused
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Ok
<Ember_Glow>	Oh
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Either way I shot him, blam blam
<Ember_Glow>	Alrighty then
<vampsquirrel>	Which is around 40 feet.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll just hang out
<Hana_Kurosawa>	and end my turn
<vampsquirrel>	Actually, closer to 35 since you're not at the end of the corridor.
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, Ember's turn.
<Ember_Glow>	And it's just blades everywhere, so I can't reach her right?
<vampsquirrel>	The blades are about 5 feet away from you now.
<vampsquirrel>	so yes, the entirety of the hallway is covered in them besides the area behind you.
<Ember_Glow>	Darn
<Ember_Glow>	Ah well
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<Ember_Glow>	I can see Hana since she shot me, right? I use Calculating on her, then move back into the blade-free area as far as I can
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=14 ]{20}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Yep that happened
<Ember_Glow>	Disadv to you as usual
<vampsquirrel>	The end of the pathway is 5 feet away from you before it turns back. You're successful on calculation.
<Ember_Glow>	Yeah, I move into the blade-free worm-infested area
<vampsquirrel>	Do you take the turn?
<Ember_Glow>	Yes
<Hana_Kurosawa>	The number of times vamp asked that makes me nervous)
<vampsquirrel>	You're 25 feet down the hallway you two first saw each other in.
<vampsquirrel>	Blades are beginning to enter it through the hallway you saw the worm crash through.
<Ember_Glow>	I drink from the healing potion
<Ember_Glow>	That I have in my 'dex
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<Ember_Glow>	roll 2d5+11
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 2d5+11 [ 2d5=8 ]{19}
<Ember_Glow>	And end turn
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll move around the turn ten feet before shooting at him again
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 2#d20+8
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 2#d20+8 [ 1d20=5 ]{13}, [ 1d20=7 ]{15}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Motherfucker
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, the blades are 20 feet away from Ember where they're entering this corridor.
<vampsquirrel>	Hana misses due to disadvantage.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I missed no matter what lol
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Anyway, reload, end turn
<vampsquirrel>	Ember's turn.
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<vampsquirrel>	Hana, you can see the worm is coming close to smash through the area you were standing in previously, it appears he's circling closer and closer to the center.
<Ember_Glow>	I use Calculate on HAna since she can still shoot me
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
<Ember_Glow>	Might as well use Fortune here
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
<Ember_Glow>	Yus
<vampsquirrel>	Ember succeeds in calculating Hana.
<Ember_Glow>	How far from Hana am I?
<vampsquirrel>	The scissors are steadily approaching, and they have begun to come from the side Hana was on.
<vampsquirrel>	You are 25 feet away from the hedge she's standing on.
<Ember_Glow>	Disadv on Hana, drink health potion, move back ~10 feet
<Ember_Glow>	roll 2d5+11
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 2d5+11 [ 2d5=9 ]{20}
<Ember_Glow>	End turn
<vampsquirrel>	The scissors draw ever closer, now only 10 feet away from you.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll shoot him again.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 2#d20+8
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 2#d20+8 [ 1d20=14 ]{22}, [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
<Ember_Glow>	Melon fudge.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 4d8+6
<vampsquirrel>	Hana, the worm makes a turn and begins smashing through the hedge you're standing on, although he's not moving terribly fast. He's currently 30 feet away from you.
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 4d8+6 [ 4d8=21 ]{27}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	How far is it to the hedge across from me?
<vampsquirrel>	5 feet.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I flashstep 1 over
<Hana_Kurosawa>	End turn
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, you're now 30 feet away from Ember, and on top of a hedge.
<vampsquirrel>	Ember, your turn, the scissors are 5 feet away from you.
<Ember_Glow>	Stupid scissors can't reach up to where Hana is :P
<Ember_Glow>	I use Calculate on Hana once more
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=11 ]{17}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
<vampsquirrel>	Ember succeeds, he may choose the debuff he wishes to apply.
<Ember_Glow>	Adv on me this time
<Ember_Glow>	I can charge across/against the flow of scissors to attack Hana, right?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'm on a hedge 30 feet above you
<Ember_Glow>	I thought it was 20 feet
<vampsquirrel>	The hedge is actually only 20 feet.
<Ember_Glow>	And you can jump str mod height anyways
<Ember_Glow>	So I can just reach you
<vampsquirrel>	But she's 30 feet away from you as well.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	You said I made it halfway up at 15 feet
<vampsquirrel>	I believe I said 10.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Nope it was 15
<Letaali>	(10)
<Iinito_Ufanir>	<20>
<vampsquirrel>	No I said 10 was halfway, I just checked.
<Ember_Glow>	[17:54] <vampsquirrel> You start climbing the hedge, but your progress is waylaid by a large amount of pointy leaves and thorns within it, so you are only able to make it halfway up despite your acrobatics.
<Ember_Glow>	[17:55] <Hana_Kurosawa> How far up am i?
<Ember_Glow>	[17:56] <vampsquirrel> 10 feet up.
<Iinito_Ufanir>	<*20>
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Alright
<Ember_Glow>	So I can charge across the scissorblades, take damage, and attack Hana right?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'm outside of your range but I guess you can try?
<Ember_Glow>	roll 2#d20+10
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 2#d20+10 [ 1d20=11 ]{21}, [ 1d20=18 ]{28}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	the fuck did I just say
<Ember_Glow>	"I guess you can try?"
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	>I'm out of your range
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<vampsquirrel>	So, you can't actually do that.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	By five feet
<Ember_Glow>	Alright
<vampsquirrel>	For a lot of reasons.
<Ember_Glow>	Then I don't apply adv to me, and instead apply disadv to her, and start to climb the hedge
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, I'll allow it.
<vampsquirrel>	Please roll athletics and CON.
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+4
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=17 ]{21}
<vampsquirrel>	Which was which?
<Ember_Glow>	Whoops
<Ember_Glow>	I thought you said "Acrobatics"
<Ember_Glow>	But it was Acrobatics first then Con
<vampsquirrel>	Just add your athletics to the first one.
<Ember_Glow>	Athletics would give a +5 to the first roll, so 21 again
<vampsquirrel>	You make it almost to the top of the hedge, in fact you could probably make it to the top if you sacrificed your major action for a little bit extra.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Is climbing not a major
<vampsquirrel>	Climbing is movement.
<Ember_Glow>	I'll sacrifice the Major then, and stand on the top of the hedge
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Yeah ok you're right
<vampsquirrel>	The two of you are now 30 feet away, on top of the hedge.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	My turn?
<Iinito_Ufanir>	<its time to. . . . SHSHSSHSHOVE>
<vampsquirrel>	Yes.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Is there another hedge to my side that is not getting destroyed by a giant worm?
<vampsquirrel>	The worm is turning slightly but seems like he might decide not to eat the hedge across the hallway from you.
<vampsquirrel>	In addition there's a small island of hedge to your other side, some of which has been eaten through.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll flashstep away from the worm to the next hedge
<vampsquirrel>	Which one?
<vampsquirrel>	Oh, away, so to the island one?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I don't know I just know there's a hedge to my left
<Hana_Kurosawa>	And a worm to my right
<Hana_Kurosawa>	So I go to the left
<vampsquirrel>	Not exactly, there's a hedge to your right and left and a worm to your left.
<vampsquirrel>	Assuming you're facing Ember.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Theeeeeen I go right
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, roll acrobatics to balance on the slightly damaged hedge.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+12
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+12 [ 1d20=17 ]{29}
<vampsquirrel>	You land with poise and grace, the hedge barely wobbles.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll move 20 feet away from Ember before shooting him again.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 2#d20+8
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 2#d20+8 [ 1d20=11 ]{19}, [ 1d20=14 ]{22}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 4d8+6
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 4d8+6 [ 4d8=15 ]{21}
<vampsquirrel>	You can actually only move about 10 feet before you reach the end of this hedge.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Then I move 10 feet
<Ember_Glow>	((shit i've got to go for dinner))
<Hana_Kurosawa>	(marathon that dinner)
<Hana_Kurosawa>	(also make sure you save your health before you go)
<Hana_Kurosawa>	(mark it down w/e)
<vampsquirrel>	(welp, looks like we're pausing boys))
<Letaali>	(:/)
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<Ember_Glow>	((back))
<Hana_Kurosawa>	My turn's over anyway.
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, Ember your turn.
<Ember_Glow>	Right, so to recap, Hana is 40 in front of me and 10 to the side, and there's a worm on the other side and scissorblades below me
<vampsquirrel>	Pretty much.
<Ember_Glow>	Right
<vampsquirrel>	Wait no, not quite.
<vampsquirrel>	She's 15 feet to the side and 30 feet in front of you.
<Ember_Glow>	I move forward as much as I can, use Calculate on Hana, and prepare to dodge
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6 calculations
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 calculations [ 1d20=15 ]{21}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Fuck
<Ember_Glow>	So, uh, I win? Higher mod?
<vampsquirrel>	She's now 15 feet away from you 5 of which is a gap between the hedges. Ember succeeds his calculate.
<Ember_Glow>	Cool
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Done?
<Ember_Glow>	Disadv on Hana, prepare to dodge. End turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Is there another hedge to the right?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Or. Behind me
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Assuming I'm facing Ember
<vampsquirrel>	There is one hedge to the right, but it's connected to Ember's hedge, the hedge behind you is worm.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll use bottled smoke
<vampsquirrel>	There's another hedge past the hedge to your right which is not connected to his hedge.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	How far to that hedge?
<vampsquirrel>	Roughly 16 feet.
<Ember_Glow>	Bottled smoke. Now.
<Ember_Glow>	Welp.
<Ember_Glow>	This'll be a long fight
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll flashstep over there.
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, roll acrobatics to maintain balance on the damaged hedge.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+12
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+12 [ 1d20=10 ]{22}
<vampsquirrel>	You succeed, the hedge and you remain upright.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	End turn
<vampsquirrel>	Ember, your turn.
<vampsquirrel>	There's an extension of the hedge you're on that goes in between the hedge she was on and the hedge she is now on (although you don't know that) about 5 feet to your left.
<vampsquirrel>	Also, fun fact, the scissors have begun rising.
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<vampsquirrel>	Ember_Glow , are you still present?
<Ember_Glow>	I stand still, and prepare to dodge
<Ember_Glow>	Yes I am just that mum somehow because a homemaker int he last 5 minutes
<Ember_Glow>	End turn because I have nowhere else to go really
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, Hana's turn.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Are the scissors around me too?
<vampsquirrel>	The scissors are everywhere that isn't hedge or worm, and they're slowly rising.
<vampsquirrel>	So, yes.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Alright, how far from Ember am I?
<vampsquirrel>	21 feet as the crow flies.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll move so I'm a good 40 feet away from him.
<vampsquirrel>	You're at the very back edge of your hedge.
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll shoot, my advantage negating his disadvantage
<vampsquirrel>	To your right is a noticeably thicker hedge that is connected to his as well hedge as well. The worm is also beginning to close in from that side.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Well, nevermind
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Can I flashstep to the left?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	And land of a hedge?
<vampsquirrel>	Yes, there's the hedge connected to his and then the hedge you were originally on in that direction.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Alright, I flashstep there first
<vampsquirrel>	To the hedge you were originally on?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	If it takes me further from him
<vampsquirrel>	It would not.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Because the way you're describing things literally every direction is towards him
<vampsquirrel>	To your right isn't.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Then I'll go right, for the thicker hedge
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Then I'll shoot
<vampsquirrel>	You're now on the thicker hedge, and are 25 feet away from him as the crow flies.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+8
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+8 [ 1d20=17 ]{25}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 4d8+6
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 4d8+6 [ 4d8=11 ]{17}
<vampsquirrel>	Hey, where'd you receive advantage from?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Stealth
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	Also, Don't know how I'm only 25 feet away
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I moved 20 and then 10 over
<vampsquirrel>	You need to make the "hide" major action to have advantage when attacking from stealth.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	That's what bottled smoke does
<Ember_Glow>	That's what I thought it did
<Hana_Kurosawa>	It puts me instantly in hiding
<vampsquirrel>	That's not what the item says.
<vampsquirrel>	But if you're both in agreement, then ok.
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<Ember_Glow>	18/85. Ow.
<Ember_Glow>	So how many hedges away is she?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I should be 45 feet away diagonally
<vampsquirrel>	Including from the first hedge and moving over she is, on the third hedge.
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<vampsquirrel>	Which joins your hedge 20 feet over.
<Ember_Glow>	So I just walk how much to get there?
<vampsquirrel>	She is 15 feet back on it.
<Ember_Glow>	I'm confused
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I don't know how I'm where you sai dI am
<vampsquirrel>	You're 20 feet away from where the hedge she's on joins the hedge you're on.
<Ember_Glow>	Right
<Ember_Glow>	That makes more sense, thanks.
<Ember_Glow>	I drink a healing potion, walk as close as I can to Hana, then use Calculating on here
<Ember_Glow>	roll 2d5+11
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 2d5+11 [ 2d5=8 ]{19}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'm not done
<Ember_Glow>	I thought... nevermind
<Ember_Glow>	Continue
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	I wanted my remaining move action to take me 20 feet away from him
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Which way do I actually have to go to do that
<vampsquirrel>	You're at the farthest edge of the hedge.
<vampsquirrel>	You literally run out of hedge, either because the worm destroyed it, or because that's just how large the hedge is.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Arg ok he can do whatever he just did
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
<vampsquirrel>	You were already at the farthest edge of the hedge, which is 15 feet away from the hedge he's on.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	By jumping hedge to hedge
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6 calculating then
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 calculating then [ 1d20=3 ]{9}
<Ember_Glow>	Fridge
<Ember_Glow>	Hmm
<vampsquirrel>	Also, the worm is rapidly closing in on the hedge you're standing on..
<Ember_Glow>	I'll take it
<Hana_Kurosawa>	My turn?
<Ember_Glow>	I fail calculating, and move closer to Hana
<Ember_Glow>	End turn
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Where is Ember in relation to me and where is the worm
<vampsquirrel>	He's where your hedge joins with his, which is 15 feet directly ahead of you.
<vampsquirrel>	Oh no wait, my bad, he's 10 feet onto your hedge and thus 5 feet away.
*	Ember_Glow blinks
<Ember_Glow>	Well then.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	And the worm?
<vampsquirrel>	He's about 5 feet away, slowly coming closer.
<vampsquirrel>	He'll probably hit the hedge a little bit behind Ember when he makes it there/
<Hana_Kurosawa>	How far is it to get 3 hedges to my right?
<vampsquirrel>	There aren't any more hedges to your right, that's where the worm is.
<vampsquirrel>	There are hedges to your left.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Ok, then the left
<Hana_Kurosawa>	About 30ft?
<vampsquirrel>	4 to be exact, getting 3 would be 25 feet.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Then I'll flashstep 4 hedges over.
<vampsquirrel>	4 hedges is 30.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Yep
<vampsquirrel>	So, that works.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	How far would Ember have to travel to get to me now?
<vampsquirrel>	40 feet total.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Can I move in a direction to bring that up to 50 feet?
<vampsquirrel>	hang on I was wrong.
<vampsquirrel>	He'd need to go 10 feet back to get back on the main hedge, then 30 feet to reach your hedge, and then he'd be 15 feet away.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Same question
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Actually nvm
<Hana_Kurosawa>	No yes
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Bluh
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Math
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Can I move any further away from him?
<Ember_Glow>	You're already far enough!
<Ember_Glow>	:P
<vampsquirrel>	No, the worm's destroyed anything farther.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll ready an action
<vampsquirrel>	Ok, the action has been readied.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	End turn
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, Ember's turn.
<Ember_Glow>	I use Calculating on Hana, and move to be just within 45ft of Hana
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6 calculation
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 calculation [ 1d20=18 ]{24}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
<Ember_Glow>	Disadv to Hana, then I prepare to dodge
<Ember_Glow>	End turn
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll flashstep 2 more hedges awaye
<vampsquirrel>	there aren't any more hedges away.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Can I move backwards
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Instead of left
<vampsquirrel>	There are no more hedges.
<vampsquirrel>	there is only worm
<vampsquirrel>	Ok that's not really true, but he's destroyed everything to your left and back.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	....
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Where is the worm?
<vampsquirrel>	And he just ran through the hedge you were both on earlier.
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<vampsquirrel>	He's on the other side of two hedges to your right not including the one you're on.
<vampsquirrel>	So it goes, hedge you're on, another hedge, another hedge, worm.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll try shooting him
<vampsquirrel>	The worm or Ember?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	The worm
<vampsquirrel>	Alright, roll to hit.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Do I get disadv>
<Hana_Kurosawa>	?
<vampsquirrel>	No.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+8
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+8 [ 1d20=1 ]{9}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Fucking
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Seriously
<Ember_Glow>	Resisting... laughter...
<vampsquirrel>	You miss. You don't just miss you shoot in the entirely wrong direction and the recoil knocks the rifle in your eye, take 1d4 damage.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll 1d4
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
<vampsquirrel>	Even the worm laughs.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Quiet seething rage
*	Ember_Glow smiles a bit
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I'll flashstep onto the worm's back, right behind its head, and attempt to ride that motherfucker
<vampsquirrel>	I was wondering when that was going to happen.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	WORM BE MAH FRIEND
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<vampsquirrel>	Please roll an animal handling check.
<Ember_Glow>	((andres couldn't take it))
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<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Yey?
<vampsquirrel>	You fail to befriend the worm, but he doesn't seem to really care you're on his back, roll acrobatics.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+12
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+12 [ 1d20=16 ]{28}
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<vampsquirrel>	You're able to maintain footing on his back.
<vampsquirrel>	You're a little lower than the hedges, and the scissors are still rising.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	Well I'm done
<Ember_Glow>	...How far away is she from me?
<vampsquirrel>	The worm just smashed through the hedge you were on, so she's about 7 feet away from you.
<vampsquirrel>	The worm itself is about 5 feet away.
<Ember_Glow>	I use Calculating on Hana once more
<Hana_Kurosawa>	(diceplsdiceplsdicepls)
<Hana_Kurosawa>	roll d20+2
<`DICE>	Hana_Kurosawa rolled d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	erk
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d20+6
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d20+6 [ 1d20=8 ]{14}
<Ember_Glow>	Alright
<Ember_Glow>	Advantage to me
<Ember_Glow>	Then, taking a running start, I jump from the hedge to Hana, bringing my staff down on her
<Ember_Glow>	roll 2#d20+10
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 2#d20+10 [ 1d20=16 ]{26}, [ 1d20=18 ]{28}
<vampsquirrel>	It's a hit, let's see if you kill her.
<Ember_Glow>	Heh
<Ember_Glow>	roll 4#d6
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 4#d6 [ 1d6=1 ]{1}, [ 1d6=2 ]{2}, [ 1d6=2 ]{2}, [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
<Ember_Glow>	Are you f'in kidding me
<Hana_Kurosawa>	7
<Ember_Glow>	I reroll the 1
<Ember_Glow>	roll 1d6
<`DICE>	Ember_Glow rolled 1d6 [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
<Hana_Kurosawa>	13
<vampsquirrel>	Haven't you already used both your fortune charges?
<Hana_Kurosawa>	or
<Hana_Kurosawa>	12
<Ember_Glow>	No
<Hana_Kurosawa>	meh
<Ember_Glow>	Only 1
<vampsquirrel>	Oh, ok.
<Ember_Glow>	But wait
<Ember_Glow>	You haven't added my attack modifier
<Ember_Glow>	+8
<Ember_Glow>	Which brings you down to 0
<Ember_Glow>	Exactly
<vampsquirrel>	THAT EXACT LETHAL
<Hana_Kurosawa>	nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Hana_Kurosawa>	godDAMN
<Ember_Glow>	Holy shit
<Hana_Kurosawa>	worm why must you forsaken me
<Ember_Glow>	That took forever
<vampsquirrel>	In case anyone's wondering, you would've fallen to your death if you hadn't killed her.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	well it certainly couldnt be called unfair
<Ember_Glow>	I would've guessed lol
<Ember_Glow>	Oh my god I am so relieved right now
<Hana_Kurosawa>	i should have taken the healing slime
<vampsquirrel>	As your staff kills Hana, a massive eagle swoops the fuck outta nowhere and pcks you up.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	lol
*	Ember_Glow is startled because Le Wild Eagle!
<vampsquirrel>	It soars off into the sky and brings you to a big planet made of gold, silver and bronze.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	uh oh
<Hana_Kurosawa>	I didnt get half the pastebin in time
<Ember_Glow>	I'll get it
<vampsquirrel>	Before placing you on an enormous podium and depositing a large medal before you.
<Hana_Kurosawa>	i can give you what i have so far
<Ember_Glow>	What client do you use?
<vampsquirrel>	Welcome to the land of Winners and Trophies.
*	Ember_Glow is stunned
<Ember_Glow>	"huh"
*	Ember_Glow picks up the medal, and after inspecting it for a while, captchalogues it
*	Ember_Glow then faints from exhaustion
<vampsquirrel>	===END TOURNEY===