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- >Henrietta was always picked on in high school
- >What with her unusually small stature for a hyena woman and her incredibly large pseudo penis
- >She finally decided that it was enough
- >And she was determined to make those that had wronged her pay
- >The night before, she had snuck into her eldest brother's room and take his vintage Colt M1911
- >The company had started off run almost exclusively by horses but they still somehow managed to manufacture high quality firearms in large quantities
- >Despite her brother keeping it more for display he still kept it loaded but without a round chambered in his night stand when he slept
- >Henrietta had never held a gun before, let alone used one, but she figured she had seen enough TV to figure it out
- >In the morning after getting dressed for school she slipped the gun into her pocket and covered it with her shirt
- >Skipping breakfast she walked to school
- >Finally when she was outside the building she went behind a tree and racked the slide, loading a round into the chamber and cocking the hammer
- >Walking through the halls to her first class she spotted her main tormentor
- >Fuckface McNamehaver
- >Seeing her opportunity and not wanting to risk being found out before getting the chance to enact revenge she quickly attempted to draw the gun
- >It was at this time she learned two important lessons
- >Don't touch the the trigger until you are ready to fire
- >And a gun firing in single action has a very light trigger
- >The gun fired as she was taking it out of her pocket
- >The bullet tore through her pants, grazing her leg, and passing straight through a toe
- >The .45 inch diameter bullet severed her toe, causing her to yell and drop the gun
- >She hopped on one foot, caressing the wounded foot while shouting profanities until she eventually fell over and just started rolling back and forth on the floor
- >The whole situation was so embarrassing that police didn't get involved until the hospital reported a gunshot wound
- >Even then the official story from all witnesses was that a masked gunmammal ran in and shot Henrietta who was trying to disarm him
- >Despite the fact that the story didn't match up with the injuries at all and the only prints on the gun being those of Henrietta the police didn't investigate further as they had more important matters than a now unarmed mammal shooting someone in the foot
- >And unfortunately the doctors were not able to save Henrietta's toe
- As a disclaimer this is intended as a joke
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