Giraffe

>Day giraffe in Equestria

>You wake up from your sleep and do the exact same thing you've been doing since you arrived in magic horse land.
>The triple S, now with brushing teeth added!
>After completing that ordeal you head to the kitchen for a well deserved breakfast of [Insert hilarious pun here].
>You sit down at the table ready to eat when the you hear someone knocking at the door.
"Oh boy here go.."
>Getting up you head to the door and brace yourself to face whatever horrors the yellow demon will inflict upon you.
>You swing the door wide open being greeted by four long legs standing there.
The fuck?
>You head outside and see flutters sitting on top of a giraffe with a innocent grin.
>"H-Hey Anon fine day we're h-having uh?"
>You completely ignore the question as PTSD overtakes you and memories you didn't even know you had flash across your eyes.
"THE HORROR!!"
Fluttershy looks at you confused when instinct takes over and you quickly punch the giraffes front left kneecap causing it to fall over with Fluttershy in tow.
>The giraffe lands on its neck resulting in a sickening crack while flutters gets pinned by it.
>You immediately realize what you've done but before you could even move you hear the most horrifyingly beautiful sound you will ever hear...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WKo6AWuDPf
>By the time it's done you have tears running down your face as the giraffe breathes its last and Fluttershy is screaming to get the recently deceased off of her.
>It takes you awhile to pull yourself together and free banana hush from the dead body.
>"Are you alright?" The concern in your voice snaps flutters from her trance and she quickly replies.
>"W-Was that your fetish?"
>You don't feel anything as you get up and walk inside of your house and close the door.
>"Is t-that a no?" She asks with hope in her voice as you head upstairs and go to lay on your bed.
"No Fluttershy it's not my fetish."
>Your voice is filled with sadness when you close eyes drifting off to sleep while thinking of.
>Fucking Fluttershy.