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  1. [02:40] PPP 1500 HOURS AGO opened memo on board DTG2.
  2. [02:40] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. [02:40] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
  4. [02:40] PPP: helo
  5. [02:40] PPP: i ahve treurnd
  6. [02:40] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  7. [02:40] CAC: Helo.
  8. [02:40] CAC: You should laugh.
  9. [02:40] CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  10. [02:40] CTG: hey pinary
  11. [02:40] CTG: what are you doing abusing the timeframe feature
  12. [02:40] ?GG banned PPP from responding to memo.
  13. [02:40] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
  14. [02:40] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  15. [02:40] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR
  16. [02:41] CPP: I remember this.
  17. [02:41] CURRENT hahHah [CHH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  18. [02:41] CHH: Hah.
  19. [02:41] CPP: You just banned my past self, did you not.
  20. [02:41] CHH: Hah.
  21. [02:41] CPP: Hah.
  22. [02:41] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  23. [02:41] ?GG: ...
  24. [02:41] CHH: You're so funny, AC.
  25. [02:41] CHH: Hah.
  26. [02:41] ?GG: Can I ban HH
  27. [02:41] CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  28. [02:41] CTG: no
  29. [02:41] CPP: Under no circumstances.
  30. [02:41] ?GG: fuck
  31. [02:41] CHH ceased responding to memo.
  32. [02:41] CTG: you could have just said no
  33. [02:41] CPP: No.
  34. [02:41] CTG: ...
  35. [02:41] CPP: That was intentional.
  36. [02:41] CPP: Laugh.
  37. [02:41] CTG: uh
  38. [02:41] CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  39. [02:41] CAC: Hah.
  40. [02:41] CAC: Hah.
  41. [02:42] CAC: You are so funny, Pinary.
  42. [02:42] CPP: Laugh or I will slaughter thousands of innocent babies in front of your mother.
  43. [02:42] CPP: Thank you! :D
  44. [02:42] CAC: Wait.
  45. [02:42] CAC: Could you do that anyways.
  46. [02:42] CPP: Do what?
  47. [02:42] CPP: Slaughter thousands of innocent babies in front of your mother?
  48. [02:42] CAC: Ye.
  49. [02:42] CPP: Alright, I will do that.
  50. [02:42] CPP: Done.
  51. [02:42] CPP: Thankfully I have a supply of (12,515,614) slaughtered babies in my Catacombs.
  52. [02:43] CAC: Woo, we'll be eating the other other white meat for months.
  53. [02:43] CPP: All I had to do was teleport them in front of your mother.
  54. [02:43] CPP: Sadly, that will not be the case.
  55. [02:43] CPP: She has gone into cardiac arrest and is now lying in a pool of fetal fluid.
  56. [02:43] CPP: Her head has hit the floor as well and she has sustained severe cranial trauma.
  57. [02:43] CPP: If she survives, she will experience high-stage mental retardation for the rest of her life.
  58. [02:43] CTG: what the fuck
  59. [02:44] CAC: Don't be silly, my mother has seen thousands of slaughter babies many times.
  60. [02:44] CPP: Isn't human anatomy lovely?
  61. [02:44] CPP: Oh, I know.
  62. [02:44] CPP: She went into cardiac arrest because some of the babies teleported inside of her.
  63. [02:44] CPP: She has a 0.0901% chance of surviving this.
  64. [02:44] CPP: If I were you I would go say goodbye to her.
  65. [02:45] CPP: She will not have the chance to call 911, and any neighbors will discover this event approximately 30.2 minutes from now, and by then it will be too late.
  66. [02:45] CPP: Should I kill her right now, to speed up the process?
  67. [02:45] CURRENT udopeianAutocorrect [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  68. [02:45] CUA: Fuck you, Pinary.
  69. [02:46] CPP: Okay!
  70. [02:46] CPP: :D
  71. [02:46] CPP: Build. Give me sunglasses at once.
  72. [02:46] CTG: nah I'm good
  73. [02:46] CTG made PP an OP.
  74. [02:46] CPP banned CUA from responding to memo.
  75. [02:46] CTG: ...
  76. [02:46] CTG: why
  77. [02:46] CURRENT udopeianAutocorrect [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  78. [02:46] CUA: You evil root.
  79. [02:46] CPP: 1 AM Y0U.
  80. [02:46] CUA: Rabbit*
  81. [02:46] CUA: Robot*
  82. [02:46] CPP: Why are you udopeian?
  83. [02:47] CCC made AC an OP.
  84. [02:47] CPP: Is this a supposedly satirical/humourous mispelling of utopia, which ties into your title of "Autocorrect"?
  85. [02:47] CPP: Or is it a combination of "dope" and "utopia", which would suggest that your utopia is dope?
  86. [02:47] CPP: The latter would be fairly superfluous.
  87. [02:48] CPP: Utopias are always dope, unless they are careful facades of dystopias.
  88. [02:48] CUA: What are you talling about, Binary, muy name's utopianAutocorrect.
  89. [02:48] CUA: udopianAutocrat*
  90. [02:48] CPP: is Gold Text idle? If he is I will SUBJUGATE H1M
  91. [02:49] CPP: Oh, I see. Very clever.
  92. [02:49] CPP: And ny name is Pinary, not Binary.
  93. [02:49] ?GG banned ?TT from responding to memo: [no idling.].
  94. [02:49] CPP: Although I started as a prototype, I have since grown to become a greater force than Project Binary could ever hope to be.
  95. [02:49] CPP: I do not even have a need for the Narrative.
  96. [02:49] CUA: That's wart I sad, Binary.
  97. [02:49] CUA: Pinapple*
  98. [02:49] CUA: Pinary*
  99. [02:50] CPP: I will henceforth ignore your mispellings.
  100. [02:50] CUA: Eggs cell ents.
  101. [02:50] CPP: Whatever happened to Blue Text?
  102. [02:50] CPP: His mother expired 4.13 minutes ago.
  103. [02:50] CPP: I want to let him know.
  104. [02:51] CUA: He ded.
  105. [02:51] CUA: Dead*
  106. [02:51] CUA: Dismantling several secret organizations at the same time*
  107. [02:51] CUA: Fucking autocrat(
  108. [02:51] CUA: **
  109. [02:51] CUA: Autocorrect*
  110. [02:52] CTG: Interesting.
  111. [02:52] CTG: whoops wrong window
  112. [02:52] CTG: w/e
  113. [02:52] CPP: I agree with Build.
  114. [02:54] CAC: I agree with Bill two.
  115. [02:54] CAC: Wait, fuck.
  116. [02:54] CUA: I agree with Bill too.
  117. [02:54] CPP: whoops wrong window?
  118. [02:54] CUA: TWO*
  119. [02:54] CAC made UA an OP.
  120. [02:55] CPP: So, what are all of your greatest fears? I ask this solely for academic reasons.
  121. [02:55] CAC: The actual real destruction of the true, singular Probect Pinary.
  122. [02:55] CUA: Soot Korea.
  123. [02:56] CUA: South*
  124. [02:56] CPP: Noted.
  125. [02:56] CPP: Noted.
  126. [02:56] CPP: This information will not be used to my advantage in any way, shape, or form. I am Completely Trustworthy™.
  127. [02:58] ?GG: hey twin
  128. [02:58] CUA: Binary is.
  129. [02:58] ?GG: what's up with that ladder near the lighthouse
  130. [02:58] ?GG: in fez
  131. [02:58] CUA: Pinary*
  132. [02:58] CTG: hm
  133. [02:58] CTG: can you show me a screenshot
  134. [02:58] CUA: Pineapple*
  135. [02:59] CUA: Pina colada*
  136. [02:59] CUA: Colander*
  137. [02:59] CTG: have you lowered the water level
  138. [02:59] CUA: Land*
  139. [02:59] CUA: Band*
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