Substance of Sacrilege, Session 3

<DM>	--= SESSION START =--
<DM>	The party eeked past an ambush from both sea and sky on their way to the Zora Domain, where you hope to find the mysterious Khaufrey and prevent Red_Enrics from being transmorgrified.  It'd be a shame to put the drunk down...
<Kirran>	He's Red, not Yella.
<Kirran>	*rimshot*
<DM>	 /facepalm
<Bob>	Wot? Boss? Dex Boss? Where'd me bossy go?
<DM>	Dex seems to have ditched the party in favor of self-preservation.
<Bob>	Ah, 'e's so selffish, dat Dex! So... dat means... DAT MEANS ME'S DA BOSS NOW!
<DM>	And you get the biggest cut of the loot.
<DM>	;)
*	Vincent_Valentine enters automatic-follow mode; needs to afk for roughly 5~10 minutes.
<Bob>	AL'IGHT YOU CHUMPSIES, YOUS LISTENS TA WOT BOSS BOB'S GOT TA SAY, YA 'EAR DAT YA GITZ?!
<Red_Enrics>	No
<Bob>	Oh. -_-
*	Red_Enrics is used to the pain, and can walk normally
<DM>	Ahead of you, the falls of the Zora Domain roar down the cliffside.  The landscape ramps up to a point alongside the fall's midpoint.
<DM>	A figure is draped over the edge of the ramp.  It appears to be one of the Zora.
<DM>	The sound of combat from inside the Domain is slowly growing more and more intense.
<Bob>	FISHIES! Who's got da fishy rod?
<Bob>	Wait, me 'ears battle... LET'S ME IN ON DA FOIGHT!
<Kirran>	We nearly got our asses handed to us in the last battle. I'm not charging in there.
<Bob>	HAH! Yous just scared! Yous even gots dat mask coverin' yer face, ya scaredy gitz!
<Red_Enrics>	Well, we're gonna have to go in there if we survive anyways
*	Kirran checks, and discovers his mask is up for some reason.
<Kirran>	How did that happen?
<Kirran>	0_o
<Bob>	(this just in, Kakashi is a Sheikah, it'd explain everything)
*	Bob grabs the White Sword and Shiny Bleedy Blade and charges towards the entrance.
<Kirran>	(Who?)
<Bob>	DIS IS FER DA WAAAAAGH!
<Kirran>	Has anyone figured out what a waagh is yet?
*	Vincent_Valentine walks up to the figure.
<DM>	As you run up the ramp, the figure on the ramp stirs, and looks up at Bob.
*	Wounded_Zora turns to Vincent as Bob rushes past.
*	Kirran is sticking near Vincent for safety's sake.
*	Red_Enrics examines the wounded Zora
<Vincent_Valentine>	"What's going on here? Why do I hear the sounds of battle inside your domain?"
<Wounded_Zora>	"We'll be f-frozen alive in there.  It's on a rampage in there; so cold, so much ice..."
*	Wounded_Zora reaches out and weakly grips Vincent's leg.
<Wounded_Zora>	"Do something; anything.  Please.  King Zora can get you whatever you ask, but if he dies..."
*	Bob hears "ice" at the last second and stops in his tracks.
<Bob>	... did yous say... ice?
<Vincent_Valentine>	"... We're going in."
*	Bob shivers.
<Kirran>	Scared Bob?
<Kirran>	It's just frozen water.
<Bob>	Waitsies wait waaaai- ah don't like da cold ice, it's uhhhh uuhuhhohohoh...
*	Vincent_Valentine passes Bob on his way into the domain.
<Kirran>	C'mon, big guy like you.
*	Wounded_Zora coughs as he releases Vincent, phlegm flying from his mouth.  "The King's closed himself in, but it won't be long."
<Kirran>	You shouldn't be scared of the cold.
<Bob>	Da.. dd-dd-d-d-d-aaaaaats' uhhh....
*	Red_Enrics has quit (No route to host)
<Wounded_Zora>	O.o
<Bob>	o_O
<Kirran>	Red, on the other hand, seems to have passed out.
<Vincent_Valentine>	O_o
<Kirran>	>_>
<DM>	Vincent enters the Zora's Domain through the open pathway.
<DM>	The most noticeable thing on first entering is the waterfall separating the lower tiers of the domain from the upper.  It's frozen solid, and tendrils of ice are slowly making their way outward from its base.
*	Bob yells from outside - Me's not goin's in unless ya's gots a battle dat yous can sees with ye's own eyes!
*	Kirran yells back.
<Kirran>	Hey, Red's coming in here, and he's sick.
<Kirran>	You're saying you're less brave than Red?
<Bob>	DEAUIFRIAWFE4UIAWRA4FG
*	Vincent_Valentine exits the domain, whacks Bob upside the head with the handle of Quicksilver and tells him he's coming inside, then returns to the party.
<Kirran>	Besides, I bet Dex is already stealing the loot you could be getting.
<DM>	Several Zora are running down the ramps of the upper tiers and diving into the pool at the cavern's base, swimming toward some underwater escape.
<Red_Enrics>	Me? Not brave? I will have thee know that I killed a Gleeok with a Wooden SworD!
*	Bob wanders in with his Doran's Blade and Shiny Bleedy Blade in hand, keeping them close to his body, hoping the Searing Flames and the light will kieep him warm.
<Kirran>	I pinned a ghost to air, sir. We are the badass club.
<DM>	While the Zora crowding this ramp would make it tough to get through, the other visible ramp seems to have its entrance surrounded by various beasts, happy to take advantage of the chaos.
*	Vincent_Valentine gives voice to Red_Enrics
*	Vincent_Valentine walks up to the circle of beasts. ... "Beat it."
<DM>	( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0 )
*	BlueShell kicks DM out the window.
*	BlueShell has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol™! «15,135»)
*	Red_Octorok turns to face Vincent, hissing droplets threateningly out of its tubular mouth.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Vincent_Valentine>	.............
<Bob>	(don'tcha love Navi?)
<DM>	The other two beasts appear to be ignoring you at the moment, or simply didn't notice that little outburst over the uproar coming from the upper tier.
<Bob>	JELLY
<Bob>	ME SEES JELLY
*	Bob charges into the battle, head on. APPLY DIRECTLY INTO THE FOREHEAD!
<DM>	(Ah, fyi)
<DM>	( http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-318-post-660.html )
*	Red_Enrics gets drunk again from the pain of the crystal thing in his back
<DM>	(Gonna use this as a testing ground for these rules.   In particular, the Sneak Attacks rules, if you so desire to apply them.)
*	Bob isn't sneaky. He charges. Head on.
*	Red_Enrics pulls out a fork and a spoon, attempting to eat the green ChuChu
*	Kirran fires an arrow faster than bob can charge.
<Red_Enrics>	(Roll what? XD)
*	Bob charges right for the Green_ChuChu with his Doran's Blade and White Sword equipped for a Cross Slash!
<Kirran>	(So walk me through sneak attack DM)
<DM>	Red, that one definitely goes through Wisdom.
<DM>	:P
<Bob>	(I think I count as a distraction, so Kirran's attack theoretically should count as a Sneak Attack)
*	Red_Enrics attempts to eat the Green_ChuChu. (Roll Wisdom?!)
<Kirran>	(Woo, team effort)
<Red_Enrics>	$17d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 9, 1, 1, 7, 10, 4, 1, 4, 4, 5, 2, 5, 10, 1 and 7. Total: 84. Successes: 11.
<DM>	$40d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 8, 1, 8, 1, 4, 10, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 2, 7, 4, 10, 2, 8, 4, 3, 10, 5, 10, 9, 8, 10, 5, 9, 4, 10, 10, 7, 1, 5, 3, 6, 10, 9 and 5. Total: 228. Successes: 31.
<Bob>	(40? ON A GREEN CHUCHU?)
<DM>	(Because seriously.  How wise do you have to be to realize that eating a green chuchu is probably a bad idea. :P)
<Kirran>	(lol)
<Bob>	(indeed... WHELP, THAT'S A COUNTERATTACK)
<Red_Enrics>	(Red is drunk again. >.)
<Green_ChuChu>	$19d10
<Navi>	Green_ChuChu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 9, 10, 3, 5, 2, 9, 2, 7, 10, 10, 2, 8, 10, 7, 7, 6 and 1. Total: 122. Successes: 18.
<Kirran>	(Also, what the hell am I sneak attacking?)
<Red_Enrics>	(* Red_Enrics gets drunk again from the pain of the crystal thing in his back)
<Kirran>	It's like he's got an organ that stores booze in his body for emergency situations.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Kirran: Your mom.)
*	Green_ChuChu takes the hit with Red's fork and spoon, leaving the two utensils sticking out of its back.
<Red_Enrics>	OMNOMNOMNOM
*	Red_Enrics rolls backward
*	Green_ChuChu bobs back and forth gently.
<Green_ChuChu>	@Bob
<Green_ChuChu>	(Roll?)
<Bob>	(ah, I figured Kirran's attack would go first)
<Bob>	(since arrow is faster than... body)
<Green_ChuChu>	Ahh correct.
<Kirran>	Arrow> than Bob
<DM>	(FYI I already screwed up the sneak attack by not running spot checks, soooo go figure.)
<DM>	(@Kirran, roll?)
<Bob>	(in other words, just roll your normal roll)
<Kirran>	Ah
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 8, 1, 9, 1, 6, 1, 8, 3, 5, 9, 5, 9, 2, 1, 3, 8, 5, 4, 5, 3, 8, 5, 10, 6, 3, 8, 1, 3, 4, 10, 1, 1 and 1. Total: 165. Successes: 20.
<Green_ChuChu>	(Courage, correct?)
<Kirran>	(yep)
<Kirran>	(It's...how I roll...)
*	Kirran runs
*	Green_ChuChu facepalms, bobbing back and forth from the impact.
<Red_Enrics>	ChuChus have hands? *hiccup*
<Green_ChuChu>	(Since this is a succesful sneak attack, I average the defending stat with wisdom to get the actual defending dice.)
<Green_ChuChu>	$19d10
<Navi>	Green_ChuChu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 8, 7, 1, 1, 6, 5, 1, 3, 6, 1, 5, 7, 6, 1, 9, 10 and 2. Total: 91. Successes: 12.
*	Green_ChuChu takes four damage.  (See 'Goo' passive skill)
<Green_ChuChu>	15h??m
*	Bob does a CROSS SLASH! (Roll Courage)
<Kirran>	Obviously, the Chu hasn't met Vincent yet.
<Bob>	$30d10
<DM>	(Hmm.  There's a flaw in there we'll have to poke at later, Wind.  lol)
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 5, 4, 10, 4, 2, 4, 6, 1, 3, 1, 1, 4, 6, 10, 1, 2, 1, 2, 10, 8, 4, 10, 9, 4, 3, 4, 2 and 7. Total: 137. Successes: 15.
<Bob>	(kay)
<Bob>	(if by flaw, you mean the wording of "stealing" should be "siphoning", I know of that one)
*	Green_ChuChu bobs back from the arrow's impact, then swings toward Wind's blades.
<Green_ChuChu>	*Bob
*	DM facepalm x2 combooooo.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
<Green_ChuChu>	$19d10
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Chuck Norris! =O «15,138»)
<Navi>	Green_ChuChu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 10, 3, 4, 5, 8, 10, 3, 5, 4, 5, 6, 2, 7, 7, 8, 8 and 7. Total: 108. Successes: 14.
<Bob>	(Wind? As in Bloodwind? Ya want Bloodwind in on this? I CAN ARRANGE THAT!)
<Green_ChuChu>	OuO
*	Bob does 1 damage + 1 burn damage and causes Electrified.
<Bob>	ME'S GONNA SEARS YA TILL YA BURN AN' COOK WELL FER ME GROG SOUP!
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Bob>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bob: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Green_ChuChu>	13h?m
<Kirran>	$1d14
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 14 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<Kirran>	: 0
<Red_Octorok>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Aqua_Beetle>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Green_ChuChu>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Green_ChuChu: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Kirran>	(wow)
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1drunk
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: That is not an initiative roll.
*	Vincent_Valentine pokes Kirran with an actual $init roll.
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<DM>	Red what r u doin
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<DM>	Red staaaahp
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Red_Enrics (7), Bob (5), Vincent_Valentine (5), Red_Octorok (5), Green_ChuChu (4) and Aqua_Beetle (3).
<Kirran>	$init 1d14
<Navi>	Kirran: A battle is already in progress. You may join with $init join.
<Red_Enrics>	._.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a golf course «15,139»)
*	Kirran isn't wearing gloves, and has to warms his hands first in order to join the battle.
<DM>	( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByPGMIL9lF4 )
<Bob>	(could do this... Kirran, roll $1d14)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init r
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: The bot has been reset.
<Kirran>	$1d14
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 14 Sides. Result: 7. Total: 7.
<Bob>	(ooor that)
<DM>	D'ooooh.  Note to self: read
<Bob>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bob: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Aqua_Beetle>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Red_Octorok>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Bob>	(roger that DM, dat's a fail)
<Green_ChuChu>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Green_ChuChu: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
*	Bob pokes Kirran fer da roll.
<Kirran>	$init 1d14
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Green_ChuChu (5), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns: Vincent_Valentine (10).
<DM>	welp
*	Darklink42 (~DarkLink4@137.150.214.85) has joined #zurpg
*	Darklink42 is now known as Raine
<Kirran>	(Just in case)
*	Vincent_Valentine gets the leg up on Green_ChuChu and fires an Incendiary round at it! (Roll Courage!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$42d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 2, 9, 9, 5, 7, 9, 1, 9, 8, 2, 6, 2, 7, 5, 6, 5, 10, 7, 4, 8, 3, 9, 10, 9, 2, 8, 7, 6, 10, 5, 3, 8, 8, 1, 9, 3, 3, 5, 5 and 1. Total: 254. Successes: 34.
<Green_ChuChu>	$19d10
<Navi>	Green_ChuChu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 6, 10, 5, 8, 6, 5, 2, 5, 8, 8, 3, 5, 9, 2, 2, 8 and 4. Total: 109. Successes: 14.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Boom, headshot."
<Bob>	(uhh, I'm half afk, I can't take calculations, still cooking and stuffs)
*	Green_ChuChu takes 4 damage, and is scorched by the blast.
<Vincent_Valentine>	10h, 6m.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Green_ChuChu (5), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<Green_ChuChu>	9h?m
*	Vincent_Valentine fires a second incendiary round at the bobbing jelly. (Roll Courage!)
<Green_ChuChu>	$19d10
<Vincent_Valentine>	$42d10
<Navi>	Green_ChuChu: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 7, 9, 2, 2, 1, 8, 4, 8, 10, 9, 1, 8, 1, 8, 9, 1 and 5. Total: 105. Successes: 12.
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 4, 4, 10, 9, 4, 9, 9, 10, 4, 6, 9, 8, 7, 1, 8, 5, 10, 2, 10, 8, 6, 10, 10, 9, 6, 6, 6, 1, 1, 8, 7, 2, 3, 8, 10, 3, 6, 6, 3 and 7. Total: 269. Successes: 37.
<Vincent_Valentine>	10h, 5m.
*	Green_ChuChu explodes, jelly splattering everywhere.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Green_ChuChu (5), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<Green_ChuChu>	$removeme
<Navi>	Green_ChuChu has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
*	Red_Enrics eats the spllattered jelly
<DM>	It tastes good, but seconds later, you regret it and begin to feel ill.
<Red_Enrics>	I'm already ill from being drunk!
<DM>	The toxic goop has no impact.
*	Aqua_Beetle skis across the water toward Kirran!
<Aqua_Beetle>	(Courage)
<Kirran>	$30d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 2, 8, 10, 4, 7, 4, 8, 1, 5, 7, 9, 6, 7, 2, 10, 10, 8, 3, 4, 4, 2, 7, 5, 3, 9, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 181. Successes: 23.
<Aqua_Beetle>	$36d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 10, 3, 7, 7, 9, 10, 6, 7, 10, 9, 7, 4, 5, 10, 1, 1, 9, 2, 2, 3, 8, 7, 6, 3, 9, 10, 4, 7, 5, 6, 6, 1, 4 and 3. Total: 211. Successes: 28.
*	Bob goes back to shverin' me timbers.
*	Kirran is somehow less agile now that he doesn't have a shield at the moment.
<Aqua_Beetle>	Damage is halved; 3 damage to you, minus armor effects.
*	Kirran takes 1 damage.
<Aqua_Beetle>	?h?m
<Aqua_Beetle>	$endturn
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<Bob>	Eeny meeny miny shmo
<Bob>	$1d3
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
*	Bob covers Vincent_Valentine.
<Aqua_Beetle>	(Kirran, you are waterlogged, losing two dice when attacking)
*	Bob switches to Shiny Bleedy Blade and Shield- oh right, that thing has auto-cover...... *face-palms*
<Bob>	(WHELP TOO LATE)
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
*	Kirran nocks a metal tipped arrow and takes a shot at the beetle out of revenge. (Roll courage)
<Kirran>	$33d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 10, 9, 6, 10, 3, 10, 6, 6, 6, 7, 9, 3, 6, 3, 3, 7, 8, 1, 3, 8, 6, 8, 3, 2, 3, 4, 7, 6, 9, 9 and 8. Total: 195. Successes: 24.
<Aqua_Beetle>	$33d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 8, 7, 5, 1, 8, 6, 5, 4, 1, 9, 7, 1, 3, 4, 1, 5, 9, 3, 8, 4, 10, 8, 9, 5, 3, 3, 5, 4, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 186. Successes: 23.
<Kirran>	>_>
*	Aqua_Beetle takes the hit, skidding backward across the water's surface.
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<Aqua_Beetle>	16h?m
<Red_Enrics>	ARGLE BARGEL...AQUA BEERRTRLLLE (Aqua Beetle, Small Scythe, Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	$29d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 1, 8, 4, 9, 1, 6, 1, 4, 10, 9, 2, 7, 1, 1, 10, 3, 8, 9, 2, 4, 6, 1, 4, 3, 8, 7 and 5. Total: 151. Successes: 18.
<Aqua_Beetle>	$33d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 9, 9, 1, 3, 9, 5, 3, 10, 2, 7, 7, 3, 2, 2, 7, 3, 5, 9, 7, 1, 3, 4, 4, 5, 10, 9, 7, 7, 5, 6 and 7. Total: 186. Successes: 23.
*	Aqua_Beetle dances across the water to neatly sidestep the scythe.
<DM>	 $endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Red_Enrics's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<DM>	oh
<DM>	it ignores whitespace
<DM>	o.o
<Red_Enrics>	lol
<Kirran>	(I hated them in LttP, and I hate them here...stupid beetles)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(That's why we usually do ($endturn?))
<DM>	(yeaaaaah I kind of assumed it'd behave like IRC commands.  Guess Navi's just too robust. :P )
<DM>	(anything else you wanted to do, Red?)
<Red_Enrics>	(Nah)
*	DM has finally had enough of Vincent's intrusion, and sprays an Impact Water Blast toward him! (Wisdom)
<DM>	$18d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 8, 7, 8, 7, 5, 2, 10, 4, 4, 3, 9, 10, 2, 7 and 1. Total: 100. Successes: 13.
*	Bob is covering Vincent, newb!
<Bob>	ME'S GOTS YA COVERED, MATE!
<Kirran>	(When DMs Attack, Vol. 3)
<Bob>	$14d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 8, 8, 3, 3, 8, 2, 7, 3, 9, 5, 3 and 10. Total: 79. Successes: 9.
<Bob>	ow
<DM>	welp
<Red_Octorok>	$18d10
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 4, 1, 9, 8, 6, 5, 1, 1, 7, 7, 8, 1, 3, 2, 8 and 1. Total: 84. Successes: 10.
<Bob>	HAH!
*	Red_Octorok knocks Bob's shield away.
<Bob>	oh
<Bob>	.........
<Bob>	DAT AIN'T COOL YA DITZ!
<Red_Octorok>	"Target can spend a turn to reacquire the shield.
<Red_Octorok>	Target can still use a 150% cost Support Spell."
*	Bob takes 0 damage though.
<Bob>	15h, 1m | No shield, sadface
<Red_Octorok>	?h4m
<Red_Octorok>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Octorok has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
*	Vincent_Valentine fires a piercing round at the Aqua_Beetle. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$44d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 6, 6, 2, 1, 6, 10, 4, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 2, 4, 2, 8, 10, 10, 5, 10, 6, 6, 10, 1, 4, 8, 8, 2, 3, 6, 3, 8, 8, 8, 1, 9, 4, 7, 1, 1 and 4. Total: 227. Successes: 28.
<DM>	$15d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 7, 7, 4, 3, 3, 2, 2, 8, 5, 5, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 85. Successes: 10.
<DM>	welp
<Vincent_Valentine>	28-10=18/2=9 damage
*	Aqua_Beetle skids across the water as the round pierces its shell.
<Aqua_Beetle>	7h?m
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
*	Aqua_Beetle turns to Vincent and races after him, skipping across the water in fury.
<Aqua_Beetle>	(Courage)
<Aqua_Beetle>	$36d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 7, 8, 7, 5, 7, 10, 10, 7, 7, 4, 2, 6, 8, 9, 5, 2, 3, 4, 10, 5, 2, 8, 4, 8, 6, 6, 4, 1, 10, 1, 9, 5, 1 and 1. Total: 201. Successes: 27.
*	Bob is no longer covering, derp.
<Bob>	'EY, SQUATFACE, YOU'S NEEDS TA COME OVA 'ERE! *notices Aqua_Beetle ignore him* ... me's a sad liddle fella.
<DM>	The taunt had no effect!
*	Bob does not have the Taunt Skill and totally needs to buy it... he is the team tank, after all.
*	Bob pokes Vincent_Valentine - your roll.
*	Vincent_Valentine derps.
*	Vincent_Valentine defends against the bug.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$35d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 7, 1, 4, 10, 8, 5, 6, 6, 2, 9, 1, 2, 5, 3, 7, 7, 10, 3, 5, 2, 3, 5, 1, 8, 1, 8, 3, 3, 4, 8, 8, 2 and 6. Total: 178. Successes: 22.
*	Aqua_Beetle collides into Vincent, dealing three damage (minus armor effects)
*	Vincent_Valentine becomes waterlogged.
<Vincent_Valentine>	7h, 5m.
<Aqua_Beetle>	7h, ?m
<Aqua_Beetle>	$endturn
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<Bob>	me shield... was me life...
*	DM is now known as Minstrel
*	Bob grabs his Hookshot and Shiny Bleedy Blade.
*	Minstrel plays a lilting harp tune in the background.
<Bob>	YOUS STUPIDS LITTLE HOBBI- err- FISHY THING!
*	Minstrel is now known as DM
Red_Enrics Red_Octorok
*	Bob Hookshots at Red_Octorok! (Roll Courage)
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in another window, which in turn gets you kicked out the window again. Wait... what? «15,140»)
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the highway! «15,141»)
<Bob>	$27d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 9, 3, 5, 4, 3, 9, 9, 5, 9, 8, 5, 2, 10, 6, 9, 4, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 9, 9, 7 and 1. Total: 151. Successes: 17.
<DM>	(Oh goodness it's the problem sleuth fractal windows)
<Bob>	(wut)
<Red_Octorok>	$18d10
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 6, 1, 2, 2, 8, 8, 7, 7, 4, 2, 5, 10, 8, 7, 7 and 3. Total: 107. Successes: 15.
Red_Enrics Red_Octorok
*	Bob hooks to the Red_Octorok successfully!
<Bob>	WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*	Bob grabs his Shiny Bleedy Blade and stabs Red_Octorok! (Roll Courage -3)
<Bob>	$27d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 2, 3, 1, 5, 5, 3, 2, 6, 3, 8, 5, 9, 7, 7, 9, 7, 9, 8, 4, 3, 5, 2, 7, 10 and 6. Total: 148. Successes: 19.
<Red_Octorok>	$15d10
<Bob>	+4 successes
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 1, 10, 3, 9, 1, 10, 4, 5, 8, 3, 4, 9 and 5. Total: 85. Successes: 11.
<Bob>	23 - 11 = 12 damage - damage reduction
<Red_Octorok>	- 2 = 10
<Bob>	ME'S DEAD 'ARD AN' READY TA GUT YA!
<Red_Octorok>	8h, 4m
<Bob>	15h, 1m
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Aqua_Beetle (8), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
*	Bob has leech....
<Bob>	16h, 1m
<Bob>	(huh, Hookshot procs Leech apparently... sweet)
<Bob>	17h, 1m
*	Kirran sends another arrow at the beetle. Friggin bugs... (roll courage)
<Kirran>	$33d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 8, 9, 4, 3, 2, 9, 3, 2, 7, 6, 5, 9, 8, 4, 1, 9, 1, 6, 4, 9, 3, 6, 9, 9, 7, 8, 9, 3, 4, 8 and 10. Total: 191. Successes: 20.
<Red_Octorok>	$33d10
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 6, 6, 9, 7, 1, 3, 10, 10, 2, 7, 4, 7, 1, 5, 9, 8, 7, 3, 3, 2, 9, 10, 8, 3, 9, 8, 1, 7, 5, 3 and 3. Total: 185. Successes: 23.
*	Red_Octorok is not the bug.
<Aqua_Beetle>	$33d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 5, 1, 9, 2, 7, 2, 6, 3, 7, 1, 1, 8, 1, 9, 8, 9, 9, 7, 8, 10, 1, 7, 8, 3, 2, 1, 6, 4, 7, 9 and 1. Total: 170. Successes: 20.
<DM>	ROOOLLOOOOOOFF
<Bob>	(this is not the bug you're looking for)
<Kirran>	$33d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 3, 6, 10, 4, 4, 7, 5, 10, 7, 8, 10, 2, 10, 8, 5, 10, 8, 8, 1, 1, 10, 9, 9, 5, 5, 9, 3, 6, 4, 4 and 7. Total: 203. Successes: 28.
<Aqua_Beetle>	$33d10
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 7, 1, 2, 5, 4, 5, 9, 7, 2, 7, 5, 6, 1, 5, 1, 7, 9, 5, 4, 2, 2, 9, 6, 1, 9, 2, 10 and 7. Total: 158. Successes: 19.
*	Aqua_Beetle 's shell shatters as the projectile strikes it, sending beetle legs scattering everywhere.
<Aqua_Beetle>	$removeme
<Navi>	Aqua_Beetle has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<Kirran>	$endturn with a leg up.
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<Kirran>	(Captain Morgan pose)
<Vincent_Valentine>	note to self: change $endturn to ignore you if you have a second word alongside it.
*	Red_Octorok burbles angrily at Kirran.
*	Red_Enrics oes his thing to the Octorock. (Roll ourage)
<Red_Enrics>	*Courage)
<Kirran>	(Ah, where's the fun in that Vincent?)
<Red_Enrics>	$28d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 3, 2, 1, 9, 7, 6, 8, 5, 7, 6, 3, 3, 10, 9, 2, 5, 3, 6, 5, 8, 4, 3, 6, 7, 3 and 4. Total: 140. Successes: 16.
<Bob>	(you're burbling at Kirran when I'm the one that stabbed 10 hearts out of you?)
<Red_Octorok>	$18d10
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 8, 10, 2, 7, 1, 2, 8, 4, 6, 2, 5, 5, 2, 10, 4 and 8. Total: 86. Successes: 11.
<Red_Octorok>	(He just killed off my best bud. ;_;)
<Bob>	(tell ya what, ya live to get to me, and I'm gonna let ya live)
<Bob>	You knows what? I'm gonna made dat fishy thingy me mount!
*	Red_Octorok takes 3 damage.
<Red_Octorok>	5h, 4m | Null
<Bob>	(and Bleeding Bind actually, mah fault there)
Red_Enrics Red_Octorok
<Bob>	($endturn @ Red_Enrics?)
<Red_Octorok>	5h, 4m | Null | Bleeding Blind
<Red_Enrics>	$endutnr
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (10), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
<Bob>	(Go home $endutnr, you're drunk.)
*	Red_Octorok returns the object of his fuming to Bob.
<Bob>	wot?
<Kirran>	Ha
*	Red_Octorok fires a rock from its Cannon-Mouth!
<Red_Octorok>	(roll Power)
<Bob>	(roll $1d4 first)
<Red_Octorok>	$1d4
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
<Bob>	(dangit)
<Bob>	Well... dis ain't good.
<Red_Octorok>	(No effect)
<Red_Octorok>	$37d10
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 6, 2, 3, 5, 2, 8, 10, 4, 1, 10, 7, 7, 1, 3, 2, 9, 4, 8, 5, 5, 1, 8, 2, 3, 4, 10, 1, 2, 7, 7, 4, 6, 5, 1 and 3. Total: 174. Successes: 21.
<Bob>	$22d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 5, 9, 1, 10, 6, 10, 4, 7, 1, 2, 6, 10, 5, 2, 5, 10, 2, 4, 1 and 8. Total: 120. Successes: 17.
<Bob>	HAH!
<Red_Octorok>	>_>
*	Bob takes a rock to the face though.
<Red_Octorok>	4 damage - armor
*	Bob takes 2 damage, sucker.
<Bob>	15h, 1m
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob: You cannot end somebody else's turn. Wait until your turn comes up.
<Bob>	oh
<Red_Octorok>	wat
<Bob>	'e's a feisty lidda feller, ain't 'e? But no worries, 'e's gonna be me pet, just yous watch!
*	Red_Octorok loses Null and Bleeding Blind. (or is that next turn)
<Red_Octorok>	*round
<Bob>	(next round)
<Red_Octorok>	5h, 4m | Null | Bleeding Blind
<Red_Octorok>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Octorok has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 3: Vincent_Valentine (10), Bob (5), Kirran (5), Red_Enrics (2) and Red_Octorok (1).
*	Vincent_Valentine loads an incendiary round into Quicksilver and fires it at the squid. (Roll Courage!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$42d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 8, 3, 10, 10, 5, 1, 6, 10, 9, 3, 1, 10, 4, 5, 1, 1, 4, 10, 4, 3, 2, 1, 8, 5, 4, 1, 8, 7, 5, 5, 5, 8, 3, 1, 4, 5, 6, 3, 2 and 4. Total: 205. Successes: 26.
<Bob>	-3 successes
*	Red_Octorok gets up on six legs and puts the other two on its... hips?
<Red_Octorok>	"Squid? SQUID?"
<Red_Octorok>	$18d10
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 1, 5, 8, 9, 3, 3, 1, 7, 7, 4, 1, 3, 5, 1, 10 and 7. Total: 83. Successes: 9.
<Kirran>	Lol
*	Red_Octorok is burnt to a crisp before he can continue the retort.
<Vincent_Valentine>	23-9=14/2=7 damage
<Red_Octorok>	$init r
<Navi>	Red_Octorok: The bot has been reset.
<Bob>	NOOOOOO, ME MOUNTSIES!
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Boom. Headshot."
*	Bob equips Gold Joy Ring (that fine?).
<Vincent_Valentine>	7h, 4m.
<Red_Octorok>	+55 EXP
<Red_Octorok>	+$55d8 rupees
<Red_Enrics>	That's a lot
*	Kirran eyes his unidentified ascended ring warily, but leaves it in his pocket.
<Red_Octorok>	The Red Octorok drops an 'Octo Snouth'
<Bob>	(Snouth?)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$55d8
<Red_Octorok>	nice one Wind
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 55 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 249.
<Bob>	(Snouth)
<Kirran>	(Snouth?)
<Bob>	(oh
<DM>	hahahahahah
<Bob>	(... crap, that is me........ DANGIT)
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 55+66
<Kefka>	55+66 = 121
<Kirran>	$55d8
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 55 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 268.
<DM>	Just on that header
<Red_Enrics>	LEVEL UP
<DM>	It's fine inside
<Bob>	(uhh, can I have my gold joy ring on for the random item drop?)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Are those drops replaced ones or just additional ones on top of random drops?)
<DM>	hold while I pull up the drops
<DM>	$3d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 2, 3 and 4. Total: 9.
*	Bob pokes DM.
<DM>	A Heart Container and a Magic Container drop!
<Bob>	Gold Joy Ring, can I have it active for this or no?
<DM>	ahhh yes
<Bob>	Gold Joy Ring
<Bob>	Requires Level 10
<Bob>	A golden ring with a smiley face embedded.
<Bob>	Double the number of random item drops at the end of battles.
<Bob>	Breaks after use in 3 battles.
<Bob>	Amount: 0 Battles
<Bob>	excellent.... double up, newb
<DM>	$3d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 4, 6 and 3. Total: 13.
<Red_Enrics>	$55d8
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 55 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 255.
<DM>	Another magic container drops!
<DM>	$1d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 22. Total: 22.
<Bob>	yay
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 2,597+255
*	Vincent_Valentine yoinks Heart Container.
<Kefka>	2,597+255 = 2
<Bob>	$55d8
<DM>	A common ring drops! ( http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html )
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 55 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 230.
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 2597+255
<Kefka>	2597+255 = 2,852
*	Bob grabs a Magic Container.
<Red_Enrics>	._.
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 2597+255
<Kefka>	2597+255 = 2,852
<Kirran>	Level up!
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 249+2391
<Kefka>	249+2391 = 2,640
*	Kirran takes the snouth, because why not?
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 49+55
<Kefka>	49+55 = 104
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 104-85
<Kefka>	104-85 = 19
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 121-80
<Kefka>	121-80 = 41
<Kirran>	(It's a portmantau, isn't it?)
<Bob>	ME MOUNT, YA KILLED DA- ooooh, magicks, dat's cool.
<Red_Enrics>	HP + 5 for level up
*	Kirran puts the snouth in a ziplok baggie. It's grossing him out a little.
*	DM picks up the octopus' scalp and places it on top of Bob.  "Now you're its mount!"
*	DM runs
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on your father's newly painted truck! «15,142»)
<Bob>	. . .
*	Bob grabs his Doran's Blade and places the scalp on the blade, hoping to fry it to a nice, delicious seafood dish.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Bob out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a Cactuar! Watch out for it's 1,000 needle attack! «15,143»)
<DM>	While the battle below was raging, the ice had continued to spread, and it has rapidly approached the ramp entrance where you stand.
<Bob>	WOT
<Kirran>	Well, that's not cool...or is it?
*	Vincent_Valentine hears a rimshot off in the distance.
<Bob>	Dat's not cool at all, ya ditz, wot part of ye makes ya think dat it's co-
*	Vincent_Valentine runs up the ramp.
*	Bob attempts to roll Wisdom to get it.
*	DM kicks Vincent_Valentine out the window.
<Bob>	$14d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 8, 4, 7, 1, 4, 5, 6, 10, 4, 9, 1 and 3. Total: 65. Successes: 7.
<Bob>	... nope, dat ice ain't cool.
<DM>	$100d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 100 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 496. Successes: 60.
*	Kirran facepalms
<DM>	You fail to comprehend the joke.
<DM>	...
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of the road! «15,144»)
*	Raine plays with the snouth, giggling sweetly.
<DM>	From above, distinct crashes and roars can be heard.
<DM>	There are no Zora in sight, except for several bodies visible along the wall of the ramp ahead.
<Red_Enrics>	And so
<Red_Enrics>	The Zora Masacre happened
<Red_Enrics>	The end
*	Red_Enrics hiccups
*	Bob checks the Zora bodies for loot.
<Bob>	Best not ta waste dem and alls.
<Kirran>	Man, I feel like Dex would have a great one liner here, but I've got nothing.
<DM>	You find an empty bottle!
<DM>	The remains of a potion line the insides.
<Red_Enrics>	Lemme guess, Bob, Dex is sleeping at the entrance?
<Bob>	Dex Boss? Me's don't knows.
<Bob>	BUT ME GOTS A BOTTLE!
<Raine>	I'm not going in there.
*	Vincent_Valentine bottles Bob and runs up the ramp.
<Bob>	Waaghity, let me down ya gitz!
<DM>	As you near the top of the ramp, you see motion through the exit.  Two figures, one dark and one light blue are pacing.
<DM>	They are easily recognizable as golems by now, the gems in their foreheads glowing brightly.
<Kirran>	I think I'm going to have problems with stained glass windows for along time after this.
<DM>	Many Zora lay strewn about the upper tier of the chamber, either dead or unconcious.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"I think i will just steer clear of glass for a long time. ... ... I might even chuck my bottles since they're made of glass too.."
<DM>	...
<Bob>	(kay, if we die to the boss, I'm blaming DM for not giving us a restore of some sort)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Agreed.)
<DM>	There is a fairy fountain in the Zora's Domain, if you wish to try visiting it.
<Bob>	(uhhh, one that's not corrupted by Agahnim?)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(But its on the other side of ... them. ...)
<Raine>	Or you could let me try...
<DM>	Like I said, you can try.
<Red_Enrics>	.__.
<Raine>	>: D
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed up your butt! How the fuck is that possible? «15,145»)
<Bob>	%_%
<Bob>	Ya knows what, me's needs ta take a leak. Where's a fountain when ya needs one?
*	Raine is offended at the notion.
*	Vincent_Valentine becomes sick to the stomach.
<Bob>	(Number of times Zora's Domain has been frozen over since start of ZURPG - twice, now. So, bets on how many more times DMs are gonna freeze the place over?)
<DM>	(Hey, at least it's not a full freeze.  And they've actually got an evacuation plan...)
<Bob>	(Speaking of Zora's Domain last time, wasn't there a restoration fountain sitting right behind where King Zora was sitting? Where'd that go? Did you blow it up, DM?)
<DM>	(You're in the general vicinity.  If that's continuity-okay, then you should be able to try using it.)
<Bob>	(WHOO, HISTORY LESSONS!)
*	Bob attempts to look for a fountain nearby.
<DM>	The fountain is frozen solid.
*	Kirran keeps his rejuvinating aura to himself.
<Bob>	Den me's gonna burns it down!
<Kirran>	>_>
<Kirran>	<_<
*	Bob uses Veil of Flames on himself and then attacks the frozen fountain with his Doran's Blade (has Searing Flames, gives me Fire affinity)!
<Bob>	$34d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 4, 4, 1, 1, 9, 1, 4, 7, 2, 9, 6, 3, 7, 5, 4, 6, 2, 1, 8, 9, 3, 5, 8, 7, 5, 3, 9, 9, 4, 9, 2 and 6. Total: 168. Successes: 17.
<DM>	You increase the temperature of the ice by 17 degrees, sufficient, to shatter the ice and send a thin stream gurgling.
<DM>	*sufficient to
<Bob>	HAH!
*	Bob thwacks at the ice again.
<Bob>	$34d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 8, 1, 2, 7, 7, 6, 7, 3, 8, 9, 8, 4, 7, 10, 4, 6, 10, 6, 1, 4, 3, 5, 5, 1, 1, 3, 7, 10, 5, 6, 6 and 8. Total: 185. Successes: 25.
<DM>	Overkill, eh?
<Bob>	Overkill is underrated, my friend.
<DM>	The ice simply melts in place, water sloshing around the fountain as it begins to flow freely.
<Bob>	[/A-Team]
<DM>	Behind you, the two golems turn to see you standing in front of the fountain.  A roar goes up from each.
*	Bob dives into the fountain, in an attempt to hide from the golems.
*	Vincent_Valentine ducks into the fountain behind Bob.
<Bob>	Dey can't sees what dey can't sees... right?
*	Kirran is already in the shadows.
<Bob>	(Red_Enrics, ya getting in the fountain?)
<DM>	One golem, made seemingly out of moving water, approaches Red, who's still standing there drunkenly.
*	Red_Enrics jumps in the fountain
*	DM it sniffs at him menacingly, but makes no move to attack him.
<Vincent_Valentine>	DM's a perv!
<Bob>	(so, does the fountain restore us to full hearts/magic?)
<DM>	(yep yep, but that also means I'ma ramp it up a level or two)
<DM>	(spoils)
<Bob>	(touche jerk)
<DM>	It does, however, follow Red to the fountain, where it sniffs more.
<DM>	Seemingly satisfied, it backs away, returning to its twin, which appears to be covered in a shell of solid ice.
<Bob>	Daaagh, Redsies, ya be's drunksies!
<Red_Enrics>	Quiet, foul beast!
*	Red_Enrics is drunk and convinced he is a war hero of sorts.
<Bob>	Who's da foul beast ya drunkerd!
<Red_Enrics>	THE FOULEST BEAT OF THEM ALL...is that rock!
<DM>	The two golems continue pacing back and forth, crossing between you and the doorway leading to the King's chambers.
*	Bob le-gasps.
<Kirran>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqvQXpl69vc
<Bob>	Dat rock.... well den, den dat rock is goin' down!
*	Kirran engages sneaking mode
<Red_Enrics>	HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SUPER BOBDAY
*	Bob switches to the White Sword.... wait, if I'm in a restoration fountain, and this thing is zappy, does that mean I just zapped everyone in the fountain?
<DM>	Yep.  They recover nearly instantly, though.
<Bob>	(lol, kay)
*	Kirran watches all of this with amusement
<DM>	Now that the heat is gone, the fountain is rapidly freezing over again.
<DM>	...With you inside.
*	Vincent_Valentine exits the fountain.
<Bob>	(kay, quick question)
<Bob>	(are the golems downhill from us?)
<DM>	(They are on the same terrace as you, which happens to be perfectly flat.)
<Bob>	(... okay, trying this anyways)
<Kirran>	(Bob bowling?)
*	Bob jumps onto his shield, so that the outside is against the surface of the floor.
<Red_Enrics>	BOB BOWLING!
<Kirran>	This isn't going to end well...
*	Vincent_Valentine pushes Bob into the next area with the two figures.
*	Bob grabs his Hookshot and fires it at the Water Golem! (Roll Courage)
*	Red_Enrics kicks Bob, attempting to blast him all the way to the golems Bob mentioned. (Since it's a kick, roll courage)
<Bob>	(wait, what)
<Red_Enrics>	$27d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 4, 9, 5, 1, 6, 5, 1, 9, 10, 5, 2, 7, 5, 9, 2, 8, 4, 4, 2, 9, 3, 2, 8, 5 and 10. Total: 146. Successes: 18.
<DM>	(wut)
<Bob>	$32d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 7, 5, 1, 7, 4, 6, 8, 5, 6, 2, 3, 4, 9, 7, 6, 8, 6, 5, 8, 2, 7, 8, 4, 8, 5, 7, 2, 10, 3 and 7. Total: 178. Successes: 23.
<DM>	(FYI, the topic is updated with the bosses)
*	Red_Enrics just kinda kicks Bob's back.
<Kirran>	(Motile water?)
<Bob>	(Okay, so Red kicks me, Vincent pushes me, and my hookshot is aimed at the golem, do they give me a speedboost while I attempt to ride the shield towards them?)
<Red_Enrics>	(Correction: DRUNK Red kicks you.)
<DM>	$google define:motile
<Kefka>	$google: In biology, motility is the ability to move spontaneously and actively, consuming energy in the process. Most animals are motile but the term applies to unicellular  ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motility
<Kirran>	(Learn something new every day)
<Bob>	(fascinating)
<DM>	(You get +5 successes)
<Bob>	(sweet!)
*	Kirran suddenly has a vivid vision of an abyss film, by a director who never made anything nearly as good again.
<DM>	$25d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 7, 3, 9, 9, 1, 5, 4, 5, 10, 2, 4, 2, 8, 7, 8, 9, 6, 8, 10, 2, 2, 5 and 4. Total: 146. Successes: 18.
<Bob>	(if the hookshot succeeds, do the +5 successes carry into the attack itself since I'm still riding the shield?)
<DM>	(No, the hookshot would 'override' your momentum at that point, I'd expect)
<Bob>	(curses)
<DM>	The hookshot sinks into the Water_Golem, latching on deep into its body before it begins to pull you along.
*	Bob grabs his White Sword and slashes at the Water_Golem! (Roll Courage)
<Bob>	$35d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 9, 10, 8, 1, 4, 9, 8, 5, 7, 5, 3, 5, 10, 3, 6, 2, 9, 2, 8, 7, 5, 6, 6, 6, 9, 10, 4, 6, 5, 8, 7, 9 and 8. Total: 216. Successes: 30.
<Bob>	+4 sucesses
<Frost_Golem>	$25d10
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 5, 9, 3, 8, 8, 2, 9, 8, 3, 1, 4, 3, 6, 8, 1, 7, 6, 2, 6, 1, 2, 1 and 8. Total: 123. Successes: 13.
<Frost_Golem>	...
<Bob>	34 - 13 = 19 + 1 = 20 damage
<Bob>	+ electrified
<Kirran>	Hit by a Bobalanche
<Water_Golem>	5h, ?m | Electrified
*	Bob slides across the ground at awesome speeds with his shield as he slashes a chunk off of Frost_Golem with his White Sword. Dis be da work of da Bobalanche!
<Water_Golem>	(actually, that was a sneak attack, which I would have had _higher_ defense for than a standard attack.  That was the flaw I was talking about, Wind)
<Bob>	(if only those 5 successes from earlier carried over)
<Water_Golem>	(You could actually sneak attack and easily have a harder time hitting him than you would in standard battle)
<Water_Golem>	*Water_Golem, since that's what you aimed at.
<Bob>	(derp)
<Red_Enrics>	(BRB)
<Bob>	(actually, when I wrote those rules up, I thought about that and had that intentionally... buuut again, WIP rules are WIP, so... stuff)
<Red_Enrics>	(Initially right now just in case)
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM>	The golems are both alerted to your presence and turn on Bob.
<DM>	(Convenient roll there)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Water_Golem>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Water_Golem: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Bob>	daaaaa
<Bob>	$init 1d10
<Frost_Golem>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bob: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<DM>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	DM: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Kirran>	$init 1d14
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<DM>	;_;
<Red_Enrics>	(Anyways, BRB, don't attack me. :<)
<Vincent_Valentine>	... srsly?
<Bob>	DM roll... oh dear, I'm afraid
<Kirran>	Bad day for initiative I guess.
<Bob>	... were all the rolls just 4 and under?
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Water_Golem (4), Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3), Red_Enrics (2) and DM (1).
<Vincent_Valentine>	... the DM rolled a 1 at that too.
<DM>	$removeme
<Navi>	DM has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Water_Golem (4), Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
<DM>	Yup.
<DM>	That apparently just happened.
<Kirran>	Hey, I thought I saw someone just now. Anyone else see that guy?
<DM>	4-2
<DM>	http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs2o_po-FzbEfK6DCOwlKIyb8wZ0a1WPt
<Bob>	Wot guy? Me's didn't see a thing. Me's just been drinkin' dat water thingy!
*	Bob is pointing at Water_Golem.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(I still like how the turn order didn't decide to shuffle itself with all dem 4's.)
*	Water_Golem roars in fury at Bob, blasting out an Icewind Gale on him and the rest of the party as they run up.
<Water_Golem>	Wait
<Water_Golem>	d'oh
<DM>	Well this is awkward
<Bob>	(four 4's... we get an rupee rewards for that?)
<DM>	I never wrote the other skill
<DM>	........
<DM>	WELP canning that attack
<Bob>	huh?
<Vincent_Valentine>	Icewind Gale
<Vincent_Valentine>	    The golem opens its mouth and breathes over its opponents, chilling them to the bone.
<Vincent_Valentine>	    Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Power dice / Deals no damage.
<Vincent_Valentine>	    Inflicts Frosted Limbs on a successful strike:
<Vincent_Valentine>	        The target moves sluggishly due to the ice encrusting their body.
<Vincent_Valentine>	        The target loses 3 dice on any attack.
<Kirran>	Bob, you stunned the golem with your awesome assualt.
<Vincent_Valentine>	        Frosted Limbs lasts until the beginning of the target's turn two rounds later.
<Kirran>	Good job.
<Vincent_Valentine>	you didn't?
<Vincent_Valentine>	wait what?
*	Water_Golem does not have access to Icewind Gale.  That's supposed to be for the Frost Golem.
<Bob>	oooh, lol
<Red_Enrics>	(Back)
<Kirran>	(I was wondering about that.
<Kirran>	)
*	Water_Golem prepares a pressurized column of water and blasts it at Bob!
<Bob>	derp
<Water_Golem>	(Roll Wisdom)
<Bob>	(something tells me I'm screwed)
<Water_Golem>	$41d10
<Navi>	Water_Golem: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 5, 1, 3, 6, 8, 2, 2, 4, 9, 6, 7, 9, 6, 3, 5, 4, 3, 9, 7, 1, 3, 5, 8, 10, 7, 3, 7, 5, 5, 8, 7, 10, 9, 7, 6, 10, 9, 6 and 8. Total: 245. Successes: 32.
<Bob>	(... wait, that does nothing to me)
<Bob>	$14d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 3, 4, 9, 7, 4, 1, 7, 2, 10, 6, 6 and 9. Total: 79. Successes: 10.
*	Bob is splashed by some water...... yeah, I don't have any status effects on, the fountain should've knocked off Veil of Flames.
*	Water_Golem shrugs.  "Honestly, I don't know what that guy was thinking.  I'm just a moving blob of water; I look cool, but can I do anything? noooooo"
<Water_Golem>	5h3m | Electrified
<Bob>	Guy? Wot guy? Wot's yous talkin' bout ya big blobby?
<Water_Golem>	$endturn
<Navi>	Water_Golem has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Water_Golem (4), Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
<Bob>	25h, 10m
*	Vincent_Valentine loads up a piercing round and fires it at the Water_Golem. (Roll Power!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$47d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 10, 10, 2, 2, 6, 9, 1, 8, 10, 5, 4, 1, 2, 10, 3, 9, 4, 1, 7, 2, 1, 10, 10, 1, 8, 1, 2, 7, 3, 9, 2, 4, 3, 1, 2, 8, 1, 6, 10, 7, 5, 10, 3, 8 and 3. Total: 233. Successes: 30.
<Water_Golem>	$16d10
<Navi>	Water_Golem: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 3, 8, 6, 5, 1, 8, 7, 6, 3, 1, 10, 7, 7 and 10. Total: 100. Successes: 15.
<Water_Golem>	;_;
<Vincent_Valentine>	30-15=15/2=7.5 rounded = 8 damage.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Another headshot."
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Water_Golem (4), Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
<Vincent_Valentine>	20h, 13m.
<Bob>	(Vincent should totally have a kill counter in his description... and a death counter)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(lol)
*	Water_Golem is struck by the bullet, water crashing to the ground and essence heart dissolving away.
*	Bob switches to Hookshot annnnd Shiny Bleedy Blade and Hookshots to Frost_Golem! (Roll Courage)
<Bob>	$32d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 7, 3, 3, 6, 2, 9, 4, 3, 6, 2, 1, 6, 8, 10, 6, 5, 1, 6, 10, 4, 9, 7, 1, 8, 1, 10, 2, 5, 6 and 6. Total: 164. Successes: 22.
<Water_Golem>	$36d10
<Navi>	Water_Golem: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 4, 3, 4, 6, 4, 6, 2, 9, 2, 6, 2, 9, 7, 8, 1, 9, 1, 2, 5, 2, 3, 9, 1, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 9, 2 and 2. Total: 161. Successes: 16.
<Water_Golem>	wait
<Water_Golem>	bah
*	Water_Golem is now known as X_X
<Bob>	(I call hax if that rolls higher)
<Frost_Golem>	Verdict stands.
<Bob>	(kay)
*	Bob hookshots to ya and slashes da crap outta ya! (Roll Courage -3)
<Bob>	$32d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 10, 4, 2, 7, 4, 6, 5, 5, 9, 10, 9, 7, 4, 4, 10, 1, 6, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 5, 10, 4, 5, 6, 9, 2 and 6. Total: 169. Successes: 22.
<Bob>	+4 sucesses
<Bob>	(Hookshot ftw)
<Frost_Golem>	$33d10
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 6, 1, 9, 7, 9, 9, 9, 10, 5, 7, 10, 9, 10, 10, 10, 2, 1, 1, 6, 1, 5, 6, 10, 5, 9, 3, 5, 1, 9, 3 and 3. Total: 203. Successes: 29.
<Bob>	dangit
<Bob>	Dagnabit ya stoopid liddle icy ding!
*	Frost_Golem swings its body to the side, arcing your trajectory up and over its body and dislodging the hookshot.
*	Vincent_Valentine watches as the Frost_Golem trips over a random Geodude and eats a reroll thrown by him.
*	Frost_Golem does no such thing, apparently.
<Frost_Golem>	$33d10
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 8, 10, 5, 1, 3, 10, 3, 8, 5, 9, 5, 6, 8, 7, 3, 8, 8, 8, 3, 10, 4, 1, 8, 4, 2, 1, 2, 8, 2, 6 and 7. Total: 184. Successes: 23.
<Bob>	(HAH)
*	Bob slashes you silly.
*	Frost_Golem is sillified.
<Bob>	26 - 23 = 3 damage - defense | Take some Shiny Bleedy!
<Bob>	25h, 10m
*	Bob casts Boost as an extra support spell on Vincent_Valentine!
<Frost_Golem>	24h, ?m | Bleeding Blind
<Bob>	25h, 10m
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Water_Golem (4), Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
*	Kirran nocks a metal tipped arrow and takes a shot at the snowm...Icem...Frost Golem (roll courage)
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 5, 7, 10, 2, 6, 4, 2, 2, 4, 10, 7, 5, 3, 3, 6, 6, 7, 7, 4, 9, 8, 5, 1, 8, 10, 8, 5, 2, 1, 1, 9, 5 and 1. Total: 189. Successes: 25.
<Bob>	(You should get +3 Courage Vincent)
<Bob>	errr, oh
<Bob>	25h, 7m
<Vincent_Valentine>	20h, 13m. | Boost! (+3 Courage)
<Frost_Golem>	$36d10
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 5, 6, 10, 7, 6, 6, 1, 10, 3, 7, 5, 5, 9, 7, 10, 8, 1, 4, 5, 4, 9, 1, 3, 3, 8, 1, 3, 8, 10, 4, 1, 3, 4 and 7. Total: 198. Successes: 26.
*	Frost_Golem ducks its body slightly as the arrow passes narrowly overhead.
<Kirran>	You do not get to be wingman, golem.
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Water_Golem (4), Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
*	Frost_Golem barrel-rolls.
<Bob>	(Water_Golem, $removeme)
<Frost_Golem>	thank you
*	X_X is now known as Water_Golem
<Water_Golem>	$removeme
<Navi>	Water_Golem has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
*	Water_Golem is now known as X_X
*	Frost_Golem cracks open its mouth, frozen vapor gushing out as he breathes over the party in chilling Icewind Gale.
<Frost_Golem>	(Roll Power)
<Frost_Golem>	$36d10
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 4, 9, 8, 6, 10, 5, 2, 6, 7, 8, 3, 6, 5, 4, 4, 1, 3, 6, 7, 3, 4, 10, 6, 4, 7, 10, 7, 7, 10, 4, 7, 8, 4 and 4. Total: 216. Successes: 27.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$43d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 10, 2, 7, 8, 9, 2, 10, 3, 6, 1, 9, 5, 5, 8, 2, 2, 6, 5, 8, 4, 3, 9, 2, 6, 7, 9, 3, 1, 5, 8, 7, 7, 2, 6, 10, 2, 4, 7, 3, 1 and 10. Total: 240. Successes: 31.
<Kirran>	$15d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 9, 6, 2, 5, 6, 6, 3, 9, 1, 9, 10, 3 and 1. Total: 79. Successes: 10.
*	Vincent_Valentine ducks behind a pillar and avoids the chilling blow.
<Bob>	$22d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 4, 2, 4, 6, 10, 10, 9, 10, 5, 2, 9, 3, 6, 4, 9, 2, 9, 2, 7 and 10. Total: 130. Successes: 16.
*	Frost_Golem pokes Red_Enrics
<Bob>	doh
<Red_Enrics>	Eh?
<Frost_Golem>	Roll Power.
*	Kirran is too caught up thinking about dark elves with scimatars to avoid the chilly wind.
<Bob>	(what)
<Red_Enrics>	$21d10
*	X_X is now known as Drizzt
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 6, 5, 8, 7, 2, 10, 2, 2, 8, 2, 4, 6, 10, 10, 1, 4, 4, 4 and 9. Total: 113. Successes: 14.
<Red_Enrics>	(I'm assuming including shields.)
*	Drizzt peeks out from behind a corner.  A black feline head peeks around as well before both duck back behind the corner.
*	Drizzt is now known as X_X
*	Bob has no shield equipped... alas, the downside of equipping the darn hookshot, lol.
<Frost_Golem>	Kirran, Bob and Red_Enrics all have Frosted Limbs.
<Frost_Golem>	"The target moves sluggishly due to the ice encrusting their body.
<Frost_Golem>	The target loses 3 dice on any attack.
<Frost_Golem>	Frosted Limbs lasts until the beginning of the target's turn two rounds later."
<Kirran>	Sadly, not nearly as good as frosted miniwheats
<Bob>	Daaagh m-m-m-me's d-don't like d-d-d-da cooooolds!
<Red_Enrics>	Oh great! As if being near death wasn't enough!
*	Red_Enrics loses Drunk Status.
<Frost_Golem>	$endturn
<Navi>	Frost_Golem has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
<Bob>	25h, 7m | Frosted Limbs
<Red_Enrics>	Soo...how can I attack? ._.
<X_X>	(I think that's the first golem that's gotten its signature effect on anyone.  lol)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Just attack.)
*	Red_Enrics strikes at thee foul fiend that is Frost_Golem! (Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	$29d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 6, 6, 8, 1, 3, 7, 10, 5, 3, 3, 6, 4, 1, 8, 7, 5, 2, 8, 3, 2, 8, 3, 1, 5, 8, 10 and 2. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
<Vincent_Valentine>	(reduce your roll by three.)
<Red_Enrics>	$26d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 8, 10, 2, 2, 4, 6, 1, 9, 4, 7, 4, 7, 10, 2, 1, 7, 1, 2, 8 and 7. Total: 125. Successes: 14.
<Red_Enrics>	(rofl, it actually just loward the Successes.)
<Frost_Golem>	$36d10
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 6, 7, 8, 5, 9, 9, 6, 5, 5, 8, 9, 3, 7, 5, 8, 5, 8, 10, 5, 7, 7, 1, 9, 5, 6, 4, 1, 1, 4, 1, 3, 8, 3 and 5. Total: 201. Successes: 27.
*	Frost_Golem handily avoids the scythe.  Sure you're not still drunk?
<Vincent_Valentine>	(Red_Enrics barely missed a counterattack!)
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
*	Vincent_Valentine switches to Dual Shot mode and loads up two Piercing rounds. "Dance for me." (Roll Power, ... Twice!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$47d10
<Vincent_Valentine>	$47d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 10, 1, 10, 5, 1, 8, 5, 8, 1, 2, 8, 6, 6, 1, 7, 5, 5, 6, 9, 6, 4, 2, 10, 10, 4, 10, 10, 8, 4, 2, 3, 3, 4, 8, 8, 9, 6, 7, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2, 7 and 3. Total: 274. Successes: 37.
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 7, 8, 7, 4, 9, 1, 7, 4, 8, 1, 6, 4, 2, 1, 2, 9, 10, 4, 8, 6, 9, 8, 4, 8, 9, 3, 4, 9, 2, 9, 5, 10, 2, 8, 5, 6, 1, 3, 8, 1, 10, 10, 9, 3 and 1. Total: 264. Successes: 31.
<DM>	$19d10
<DM>	$19d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 5, 10, 7, 2, 4, 3, 3, 5, 2, 7, 1, 8, 8, 4, 4 and 10. Total: 99. Successes: 12.
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 8, 10, 5, 5, 6, 4, 10, 1, 8, 3, 2, 7, 6, 1, 8, 2 and 5. Total: 111. Successes: 17.
*	DM facepalms
<Red_Enrics>	(BY THE POWER OF MOULDER, I HAVE THE POWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MVoFIc-bIM )
<Vincent_Valentine>	37-12=25/2=12.5 rounded = 13 damage.
<Vincent_Valentine>	31-17=14/2=7 damage.
<Vincent_Valentine>	20 damage total.
<Vincent_Valentine>	20h, 9m/
*	Bob high-fives Vincent_Valentine - we's da 20 damage combo!
*	Frost_Golem totally ignored the Bleeding Blind last turn...
<Vincent_Valentine>	20h, 9m | Boost (+3 Courage!)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$endturn
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
<Frost_Golem>	._.
<Frost_Golem>	4h, ?m | Bleeding Blind
*	Vincent_Valentine returns the high-five.
<Bob>	You's knows what? Me's thinks it's time fer Kirran ta shine.
*	Bob gets out his Banjo and plays a Soft Lullaby for Frost_Golem to hear. (Roll Wisdom)
<Bob>	$32d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 10, 9, 5, 1, 5, 8, 4, 1, 5, 10, 4, 4, 7, 10, 8, 2, 6, 6, 10, 2, 8, 4, 3, 6, 1, 4, 2, 7, 10 and 1. Total: 170. Successes: 23.
<Bob>	(I am not improv-ing lyrics this time, god no)
<Frost_Golem>	$22d10
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 6, 4, 6, 8, 1, 5, 9, 5, 10, 2, 4, 2, 3, 6, 6, 9, 9, 8, 10 and 6. Total: 131. Successes: 18.
<Bob>	oh, right -3
<Bob>	$3d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5 and 3. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
<Bob>	still works
<Bob>	'ey Frosty, listens to da sound of me stringies. Don'tchas feels like sleepin'?
*	Frost_Golem shakes its head groggily.
<Bob>	25h, 7m | Frosted Limbs
<Bob>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bob has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Vincent_Valentine (4), Bob (4), Kirran (4), Frost_Golem (3) and Red_Enrics (2).
<Frost_Golem>	4h, 6m | Bleeding Blind | Drowsy
*	Kirran cracks his neck, points an arrow at the golem, and then takes the shot (roll courage)
<Kirran>	$32d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 2, 2, 8, 3, 7, 7, 4, 8, 2, 6, 7, 10, 10, 10, 1, 1, 10, 9, 9, 4, 4, 5, 2, 5, 9, 10, 1, 7, 2 and 4. Total: 185. Successes: 25.
<Frost_Golem>	$35d10
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 4, 8, 7, 7, 6, 9, 1, 3, 2, 7, 5, 1, 7, 1, 8, 1, 4, 8, 4, 1, 3, 3, 8, 5, 7, 2, 2, 10, 7, 6, 5, 2 and 9. Total: 172. Successes: 20.
*	Frost_Golem tosses a re-roll... oh wait.
<Frost_Golem>	.-.
<Vincent_Valentine>	25-19=6
*	Bob hears an arrow hit ice.
<Vincent_Valentine>	- whatever else takes place.
<Bob>	Aww... wot a sootin' sound.
<Frost_Golem>	The frost cracks and chips, lines running across its surface, before it shatters, pieces tumbling to the ground.
<Kirran>	Heh, turned him into frosted flakes.
*	Kirran runs
<Frost_Golem>	The fragments quickly turn to steaming vapor as the essence heart crumbles away.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Kirran out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a flame war between League of Legends players and Dota players. No moderator can stop this! «15,146»)
*	Kirran (~DarkLink4@137.150.214.85) has joined #zurpg
*	Vincent_Valentine gives voice to Kirran
<Frost_Golem>	+44 EXP
<Frost_Golem>	+$44d8 rupees
<Red_Enrics>	WOOOOO
<Frost_Golem>	Each golem drops a Golem Shard.
<Frost_Golem>	$2d6
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 4 and 2. Total: 6.
<Frost_Golem>	A heart container and magic container drop, one from each.
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 44+41
<Kefka>	44+41 = 85
<Red_Enrics>	LEVEL UP (Again)
*	Bob still has Gold Joy Ring equipped... double the random drops.
<Frost_Golem>	$2d6
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 4 and 5. Total: 9.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 44+19
<Kefka>	44+19 = 63
<Frost_Golem>	Another Magic Container drops!
*	Bob snatches one of the magic containers again.
<Bob>	$44d8
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 44 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 2, 7, 8, 6, 8, 5, 6, 5, 8, 5, 7, 5, 8, 1, 6, 4, 6, 2, 6, 7, 3, 1, 6, 6, 3, 8, 4, 1, 4, 6, 8, 2, 2, 6, 7, 3, 7, 4, 3, 7, 4 and 4. Total: 226.
<Vincent_Valentine>	$44d8
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 44 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 3, 1, 5, 1, 3, 8, 2, 5, 1, 1, 6, 1, 2, 7, 7, 1, 3, 6, 3, 3, 8, 6, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 7, 6, 6, 4, 7, 7, 5, 5, 3, 2, 7, 1, 1, 2 and 1. Total: 171.
<Kirran>	$44d8
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 44 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 3, 3, 3, 8, 5, 6, 6, 6, 3, 5, 6, 8, 1, 1, 7, 2, 1, 7, 8, 1, 7, 3, 3, 6, 4, 2, 3, 1, 2, 4, 8, 5, 3, 6, 6, 2, 2, 8, 4, 6, 3 and 5. Total: 191.
<Red_Enrics>	+3 Wisdom, +2 Power
<Vincent_Valentine>	$calc 171+2640
<Kefka>	171+2640 = 2,811
<Red_Enrics>	$44d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 6, 2, 2, 8, 5, 6, 3, 6, 4, 2, 6, 3, 9, 3, 6, 3, 2, 7, 9, 7, 2, 6, 4, 1, 3, 3, 4, 2, 6, 1, 2, 2, 1, 6, 4, 9, 5, 5, 3, 8, 6 and 5. Total: 201. Successes: 22.
<Frost_Golem>	$init r
<Navi>	Frost_Golem: The bot has been reset.
<Red_Enrics>	$44d8
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 44 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 5, 7, 3, 1, 1, 6, 7, 7, 2, 3, 8, 4, 4, 5, 5, 8, 7, 1, 4, 5, 3, 6, 2, 4, 5, 2, 8, 2, 4, 2, 2, 7, 6, 1, 6, 5, 6, 3, 8, 4, 4 and 6. Total: 202.
*	Vincent_Valentine snatches the other magic container.
<Red_Enrics>	._.
*	Frost_Golem is now known as X__X
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 202+2852
<Kefka>	202+2852 = 3,054
<Red_Enrics>	(Two more levels till I get the signiture move.)
<DM>	You can hear shouts from behind the door to the Zora King's chambers.
<Kirran>	Unless you turn into a golem
<Vincent_Valentine>	Which then we'd need to put you down. ...
*	Vincent_Valentine turns to the King's chamber door.
*	Red_Enrics groans and falls down
<Red_Enrics>	Aaaaaand there comes the pain again
*	Vincent_Valentine walks up to the door and knocks.
<Red_Enrics>	Graaaaaaaaaaah!
<Kirran>	I wonder if he'll turn into an alcohol golem
<DM>	No response comes from the door.
<Bob>	Silly Vincent, you don't knock on doors like dat...
*	Bob proceeds to kick the door down!
<Bob>	$22d10
<Red_Enrics>	GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 5, 1, 2, 2, 8, 6, 8, 6, 9, 8, 4, 9, 3, 3, 10, 5, 1, 4, 4 and 9. Total: 117. Successes: 14.
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks the door down. (Roll what?!)
*	Red_Enrics explodes into a bunch of black sstuff
<DM>	Power.
<Bob>	(annnd my power stat suuuuuucks)
*	Red_Enrics is now known as _
<Vincent_Valentine>	$41d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 2, 4, 6, 1, 1, 6, 8, 5, 7, 1, 1, 1, 4, 4, 1, 1, 5, 10, 10, 6, 9, 7, 1, 1, 1, 9, 10, 2, 6, 2, 7, 3, 2, 7, 1, 3, 7, 7 and 9. Total: 185. Successes: 23.
*	_ the black stff forms a Shadow_Golem
<Raine>	For the record, I didn't do that.
*	_ is now known as Shadow_Golem
<Raine>	But I really like it a lot.
<Raine>	^_^
<Shadow_Golem>	....
<Shadow_Golem>	Well...this kinda sucks
<Kirran>	Definetly not an alcohol golem.
<Kirran>	Lame
<DM>	You succeed in kicking the door open.
<Shadow_Golem>	Quiet you!
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Shadow_Golem out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Shadow_Golem from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a pile of dead skunks! «15,147»)
*	Shadow_Golem (~Goriya@pool-173-57-191-192.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
<Kirran>	Wait, you can still talk?
<Shadow_Golem>	Apparently
<Kirran>	I would Eye of Truth you, but I think you're having a bad enough day.
<Bob>	(his drunkeness prevails through transformation)
<Shadow_Golem>	(Get out..._
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks Shadow_Golem out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Shadow_Golem from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside a box. What's inside? «15,148»)
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<Bob>	(silence ye, I wrote you a sig move)
<Kirran>	(Also, eye of truth, should totally be a Spock style eyebrow raise pointed at the target)
<Bob>	(... add it to the description)
<DM>	The sound of shouts and an odd 'whoosh' sound periodically resonates from the King's chambers.
*	Vincent_Valentine runs into the King's chambers.
<Shadow_Golem>	Hmm....
*	Shadow_Golem checks his equipment...which seems to be nothing.
<Kirran>	So should I call you Grey now, Red?
<DM>	Inside the chamber, King Zora is surrounded by a contingent of Zora, who are busy deflecting Khaufrey, who is disappearing and reappearing rapidly with his customary plume of smoke.
*	Shadow_Golem punches Kirran
<DM>	...
*	Vincent_Valentine blows Shadow_Golem up with a Creeper!
<Vincent_Valentine>	Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked Shadow_Golem from #zurpg (BOOM! «15,149»)
*	Shadow_Golem (~Goriya@pool-173-57-191-192.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
*	Bob bursts into da room.
<Kirran>	Hey, Dex isn't here, so I've got to make up for the quip quota.
<Shadow_Golem>	(Oh shit, I forgot about rolling power....)
<Shadow_Golem>	$40d10
<Navi>	Shadow_Golem: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 3, 4, 3, 6, 2, 8, 3, 1, 9, 6, 9, 7, 5, 9, 9, 2, 7, 5, 1, 10, 6, 5, 9, 8, 5, 3, 5, 6, 3, 7, 6, 7, 2, 9, 7, 4, 9 and 9. Total: 239. Successes: 31.
<Bob>	WHO STARTED DA PARTAY WIT'OUT ME YA DITZY GITZ?!
<Shadow_Golem>	Quiest you!
<Shadow_Golem>	*Quiest
*	DM pokes Kirran for defending roll.
<Kirran>	$15d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 6, 4, 7, 4, 5, 3, 7, 3, 7, 2, 3, 10 and 2. Total: 71. Successes: 8.
<Shadow_Golem>	(JEsus_
<Kirran>	Thanks for that...
<Raine>	Teehee
<DM>	Half damage.
<Shadow_Golem>	Well  actually call me by my real name. >.>
<Shadow_Golem>	(Wait, we're calculating this?_
<DM>	;)
<Bob>	31 - 8 = 23/2 = 11.5 rounded = 12 - damage reduction
*	Kirran goes flying off the terrace to a lower one. He rather wisely decides to just stay there for a while.
<Kirran>	9h
<Bob>	(does that mean he takes fall damage?)
<DM>	(Eh, no need)
<Kirran>	(I figured that would just be among the damage I just took)
<DM>	(Don't need to punch a sad puppy while he's down)
*	Raine starts dancing over Kirran's broken body, singing.
<DM>	Khaufrey doesn't seem to see you as he focuses on reaching King Zora.
<Raine>	Have a picnic...
<Bob>	'ey, you, Kampfer- err, who and what is he again?
<Raine>	on a corpse...
<Raine>	dance and frolic...
<Raine>	in the bones...
*	Vincent_Valentine locks on with a dual-shot piercing round. (Roll Power, Twice.)
<Vincent_Valentine>	$47d10
<Vincent_Valentine>	$47d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 1, 10, 2, 5, 1, 2, 10, 3, 4, 2, 1, 1, 8, 4, 8, 4, 8, 4, 5, 1, 8, 4, 4, 7, 4, 1, 9, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 5, 3, 2, 3, 3, 4, 9, 3, 5, 3, 3, 4 and 3. Total: 184. Successes: 15.
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 2, 3, 1, 7, 8, 5, 6, 5, 7, 2, 1, 10, 8, 10, 2, 10, 2, 9, 2, 7, 8, 3, 4, 8, 4, 3, 3, 1, 10, 8, 8, 10, 7, 2, 10, 5, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 6, 1, 10 and 4. Total: 268. Successes: 37.
<DM>	$15d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 2, 1, 6, 4, 10, 10, 9, 10, 2, 8, 6, 5 and 7. Total: 84. Successes: 12.
<DM>	$15d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 8, 1, 5, 7, 9, 7, 6, 4, 8, 1, 5, 7 and 1. Total: 83. Successes: 11.
<DM>	wow
<DM>	that first roll of yours
<Bob>	holy crap
<Shadow_Golem>	._.
*	Vincent_Valentine uses a reroll on that first roll. what the hell was that
<Vincent_Valentine>	$47d10
<Navi>	Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 10, 7, 1, 9, 5, 7, 1, 5, 9, 3, 7, 8, 6, 6, 1, 3, 1, 1, 9, 2, 7, 9, 2, 5, 6, 8, 6, 9, 6, 2, 3, 2, 5, 9, 8, 1, 7, 5, 9, 3, 7, 3, 1, 1 and 7. Total: 240. Successes: 30.
<Bob>	average roll is 30 successes for that dice roll.... 15 is half that... wow
<Raine>	$1d4
<Navi>	Raine: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<DM>	Vincent_Valentine anticipates the next smoke cloud and fires, the two bullets lancing through Khaufrey's body and sending him reeling into the wall.
<Shadow_Golem>	Wha?!
*	Shadow_Golem starts shrinking
*	Raine decides not to help Kirran at all, and just continues dancing over him.
*	X__X is now known as Khaufrey
*	Shadow_Golem watches as shadows recede from his body
<Khaufrey>	stands painfully, clutching at his side.
*	Kirran gets up slowly, and limps his way towards the action.
<Khaufrey>	"Urrk-  Wait.  You don't understand, I'm just--"
<Shadow_Golem>	(Er, into his body, typos.)
<Bob>	Hmm, is dat da main villain there? *pointing at Khaufrey*
*	Khaufrey coughs up thick globs of blood.
<Vincent_Valentine>	20h, 5m
<DM>	The Zora contingent quickly surrounds Khaufrey, weapons held directly against him.
<Bob>	(can I hookshot to the ceiling above Khaufrey, since the Zora are kinda in the way otherwise?)
<DM>	(sure)
<Khaufrey>	"Th- The experiment must... continue.  This could be the end of war as--"
*	Bob tries to hookshot to the ceiling spot above Khaufrey.
<Bob>	$32d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 9, 6, 10, 6, 1, 1, 2, 5, 7, 8, 6, 8, 1, 4, 6, 3, 4, 5, 5, 7, 5, 9, 4, 5, 1, 8, 8, 5, 5 and 8. Total: 168. Successes: 22.
<DM>	You hook to a spot about halfway up the wall.
*	Bob grabs the shield in his free hand.
<Bob>	(the Big Frigin' Shield, that is)
<Khaufrey>	"--as we know it.  Imagine, criminals turned to living weapons, able to--"
*	Khaufrey falls to his knees, retching as blood coats the ground around him.
<Bob>	'ey, yous fishies! (Zoras) Is dat guy dere a big baddie?
*	Shadow_Golem is near his normal size, with shadowyness all around his body
<DM>	One of the Zora, a burly chap, responds, "We are detaining him for questioning."
<DM>	A couple of the guards glance up at you nervously, shifting their posture to prepare for an attack.
*	Bob thinks... what would Dex do in this situation?
<DM>	..The eyes have it!
*	Kirran is still limping up to the terrace.
<Bob>	Dat's a good idea! It's in 'is eyesies! *shouts to Kirran* 'ey, Kirry boy, you's can sees da eyes, rightsies?
<Kirran>	Urg...yeah, I guess so. Why?
<Bob>	Me's clearin' a path fer ya!
*	Bob jumps at the Zora crowd between Kirran's line-of-sight with Khaufrey.
<Bob>	(uhh, what am I rolling?)
<DM>	(Courage)
<Bob>	$32d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 7, 3, 8, 7, 5, 10, 7, 1, 10, 3, 8, 4, 7, 6, 9, 4, 10, 2, 7, 4, 7, 7, 2, 4, 8, 5, 9, 5, 8 and 9. Total: 193. Successes: 24.
<DM>	The guards on that side were paying attention to Khaufrey.
<DM>	$20d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 8, 6, 1, 7, 10, 1, 1, 6, 4, 5, 5, 7, 7, 4, 6, 1, 10 and 3. Total: 96. Successes: 13.
<DM>	$20d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 3, 7, 1, 3, 4, 7, 1, 9, 5, 1, 2, 10, 1, 10, 1, 6, 1 and 5. Total: 84. Successes: 11.
<Kirran>	(I have no idea what I'm supposed to do)
<DM>	You shove them easily to the side.
<Bob>	(I'm trying to make them fall to the ground so you can use Eye of Truth on Khaufrey)
*	Kirran raises his eyebrow in confusion at Bob's actions, accidently firing the eye of truth straight at Kaufrey
<Kirran>	$27d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 4, 1, 2, 6, 4, 4, 8, 8, 3, 7, 3, 3, 5, 10, 10, 9, 2, 6, 5, 2, 10, 9, 3, 1 and 4. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
<Bob>	(roll Wisdom)
<Khaufrey>	"--Are you happy? Glad that you've destroyed all sense of progress?"
<Kirran>	(what he said)
<Shadow_Golem>	(BRB)
<Khaufrey>	$25d10
<Navi>	Khaufrey: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 8, 5, 2, 7, 9, 1, 2, 6, 2, 3, 1, 4, 1, 7, 4, 9, 8, 7, 1, 10, 7, 6 and 9. Total: 125. Successes: 14.
*	Kirran realizes that he totally called this the last time the two of them met.
<Bob>	(lol, you did?)
<Kirran>	(Yep)
<Raine>	$1d4
<Navi>	Raine: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
*	Khaufrey takes the blow to the eyes, and reels back, his head lifted upward in a ragged scream.
*	Khaufrey falls to the ground, blood pooling from his eyes.
<Kirran>	See the Truth Kaufrey, and remember it.
<Bob>	"<Kirran> Shadow voice, once we find you, you're getting Eye of Truth'ed so hard.
<Bob>	" <-- Found it
<DM>	+10 EXP
<Bob>	(to just Kirran or all of us?)
<Vincent_Valentine>	(t--- ninja'd)
<DM>	(all)
<Bob>	(woot)
<DM>	The Zora guards quickly surround Bob and move toward Vincent.
<Bob>	Ooh, da fishies wants ta fight, den I'll give 'em a foight!
*	Shadow_Golem snaps back to normal
*	Shadow_Golem is now known as Red_Enrics
*	Bob draws his Shiny Bleedy Blade and White Sword and readies them at the guards surrounding him.
<King_Zora>	"HALT!"
*	Kirran bops Red over the head with Rokan's Lance.
<Red_Enrics>	Ack!
*	Vincent_Valentine halts, ... as in freezes in time and space.
<Red_Enrics>	._.
<King_Zora>	"ORDER ARMS!"
<Red_Enrics>	Vincent...you okay?
<DM>	The guards lift their weapons and stand at attention around Bob and Vincent.
*	Kirran is leaning heavily on his lance, some ways off near Red.
<Bob>	COME, SHOW ME WOT PASSES FER FURY UPON YA MISBEGOTTEN KIND!
<King_Zora>	"Cease this at once.  They may have killed him, but they did so in my defense.  Stand down."
<Bob>	Hah, sees? Me's so strongs, dat da big one wants ta fight me all fer 'imself! Come at me, big boy!
*	Vincent_Valentine walks over to Bob and knocks some sense into him. "Quiet, you."
<Bob>	D'aww... ._.
<Red_Enrics>	Sooo
<Red_Enrics>	That guy we built up trying to kill
<Red_Enrics>	He's just kinda dead?
<Bob>	(Don't ya love random chance?)
<Bob>	(Dice - the power to screw everything up)
*	King_Zora rumbles, rocking back and forth on his great bottom.
*	Kirran stumbles through some of the healing water and gets better.
<King_Zora>	"Guards, I believe I will be safe with these.  Irian, your contingent stay with me.  The rest of you, break up and tend to any wounded or dead in the residences.  And bring back those who fled to safety."
<DM>	The guards salute and make their way out of the chamber, leaving a small group of four behind.
<King_Zora>	"My thanks to you.  I'm not sure what that man wanted with me, but I'm sure it would not be pleasant, given what he's done to two of my kinsmen."
<Kirran>	Unpleasnt things with gems and glass. Trust me, you don't want to know the details.
*	King_Zora nods slowly.  "Indeed.  In any case, I'd like to thank you for your assistance.  I'm certain he would have broken through eventually."
<DM>	The guards shift uncomfortably.
<Bob>	Did yous just insults yous entire guardsies?
*	King_Zora stares at Bob flatly before flatly looking away.
<Vincent_Valentine>	"Unfortunately they'd need to break a billion windows to get through to me..."
*	Bob thinks on that statement.
<Bob>	$14d10
<Navi>	Bob: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 7, 8, 2, 8, 9, 3, 6, 7, 2, 4, 6 and 2. Total: 77. Successes: 8.
<DM>	Critical failure.  Somewhere in your mind, a mirror breaks.
*	Bob fails to make the connection between windows (glass), golems (glass), and mirrors (glass).
<Bob>	Me don'ts gets it.
<Kirran>	http://youtu.be/uOsxXi-tu_U?t=1m14s
<King_Zora>	"What can a simple old member of the fish-folk do for you? I'm sure the treasury as enough in stock to provide.  After all, I can't have our reputation for generosity run ungrounded."
<King_Zora>	"But I think this calls for something more.  Something... unique to our kind."
*	King_Zora reaches behind him, then hands each member of the party a piece of sheet music.
<Kirran>	Well, this is certainly a thing.
*	Kirran remembers Bob's singing.
<Kirran>	oh no....
<King_Zora>	"It may not be much, but I suspect it will help those such as you.  This song will provide you access to the depths, giving you air for some small time.  Useless to us, but perhaps useful to you."
<DM>	(Item will be added to your profiles soon)
<King_Zora>	"Ahh, from the treasury, then..."
*	Vincent_Valentine thanks King_Zora.
*	King_Zora slowly rotates, kicking his squat feet to turn him toward a desk in the corner.
*	King_Zora scribbles out a couple of scraps of paper, then pushes himself back around to hand it to the party members.
<King_Zora>	Each is a scrip of payment due to the sum of 500 rupees, retrievable from the Zora Royal Treasury.
<Bob>	(He rotates... he is totally Sidious in his rotating chair)
<DM>	(If Sidious rotated like that)
<DM>	(Star Wars would make the best film ever)
*	Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
*	Vincent_Valentine has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a hex code! «15,151»)
*	King_Zora waves the party away.  "Now, if you'll pardon me, I'm feeling rather exhausted.  I need rest."
*	Vincent_Valentine bows and leaves the room.
*	Bob skids out of the room on his shieldboard.
<DM>	The Shadow Essence Heart is still sitting, intact, to the side of the chamber doors.
*	Red_Enrics walks out of the room
*	Vincent_Valentine nabs the essence heart on his way out though. :P
<Kirran>	Yoink
<DM>	(To be added)
<Red_Enrics>	(Do I still have that annoying crystal on my back?)
<DM>	Ahh.  It was supposed to fall out when you reverted.
<DM>	At this point...
<Red_Enrics>	(lol)
<DM>	--= QUEST END =--