DRIBBLES: THE LEGEND

<Jitterbug>: So, ya talked to dribbles about the friendship filer?
<Dibbles>: >dribbles
Dibbles was actually a basketball the whole time
<Wrong_Way>: Come on dribbles, I know you can slam dunk that hoop
<Dibbles>: SLAM JAM
<Wrong_Way>: You'll get tons of scholarships if I film this dude
<Wrong_Way>: and like you'll get youtube famous
<Dibbles>: OKAY
Wrong_Way sets up the camera
<Wrong_Way>: DO IT FOR THE VINE DRIBBLES
Dibbles has dat enhanced condition, for a white goblin boy he can DUUUUNK
Dibbles SLAMS THAT JAM
<Wrong_Way>: WOOOOO
<Dibbles>: YEEEAAAAH
<Wrong_Way>: YOU'RE GOING TO THE NBA, DRIBBLES
<Dibbles>: I'M GONNA DO MY BEST
<Dibbles>: GONNA GET DAT SCHOLARSHIP MONEY TO GET MUH FAMILY OUT OF THE GHETTO
<Dibbles>: MARK YOU'VE GOTTA BE MY AGENT
<Dibbles>: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MANAGE ANYTHING, ALL I KNOW IS FRIENDSHIP AND BASKETBALL
<Wrong_Way>: OKAY
Wrong_Way now carries around a clipboard and some designer shades
<Wrong_Way>: DRIBBLES
<Dibbles>: YEAH
<Wrong_Way>: YOU'RE GONNA BE ON CEREAL
<Dibbles>: I LOVE CEREAL
Dibbles uses his inhuman agility and coordination along with his unconventional tiny size to achieve court domination
<Wrong_Way>: DRIBBLES
<Wrong_Way>: THEY WANT YOU TO ADVERTISE FERRARIS
<Dibbles>: WHAT
<Dibbles>: BUT MY MOM SAYS I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE
<Wrong_Way>: FERRARIS DRIBBLES
<Wrong_Way>: IT'S BIG MONEY
<Wrong_Way>: ASK YOUR MOM
<Flipside>: NO
<Flipside>: HE WILL NOT
<Wrong_Way>: BUT DRIBBLES MOM
<Dibbles>: BUT MOOOOM
<Flipside>: NO BUTS DIBBLES
<Jitterbug>: BUT MIRELAAAAAA
<Dibbles>: PLEEEAAAASE
<Jitterbug>: ITS COOOOOOL
<Dibbles>: MARK DO I HAVE TO DRIVE THE CARS IN THE COMMERCIAL?
<Wrong_Way>: I DUNNO, MAYBE THEY CAN PHOTOSHOP YOU IN THE CAR?
<Wrong_Way>: YOU CAN JUST STAND NEXT TO IT
<Dibbles>: YEAH MOM THEY CAN PHOTOSHOP ME
<Wrong_Way>: YEAH DRIBBLES MOM
Dibbles gives Flipside puppydog eyes
<Flipside>: No.
<Flipside>: Final answer.
<Dibbles>: B-but all the other basketball guys are gonna make fun of me...
<Wrong_Way>: They're gonna laugh at Dribbles at the next illegal street drag race.
Dibbles nervously smiles
<Flipside>: ...well then...
Flipside notifies the authorities of these drag races.
<Jitterbug>: Oh no!
<Dibbles>: Mooooom...
<Wrong_Way>: Shhh Dibbles, don't worry. We can always go to the lesbian ones.
<Dibbles>: What's a lesbian?
<mib_lavjth>: I keep dying!
*** mib_lavjth is now known as Jitterbug
<Wrong_Way>: ...I-it's a fancy term for ladies.
<Jitterbug>: It's someone that likes carpets
<Dibbles>: I like carpets...
<Greene>: LADIES WHO LIKE LADIES DIBBLES
Greene feels honest today
<Jitterbug>: The woman at Home Depot is a lesbian, she helped us pick out a great carpet to go who out walls
<Dibbles>: BUT I THOUGHT EVERYONE LIKES EVERYONE
<Greene>: ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LIKE
<Dibbles>: ...Ooooh...
<Greene>: ITS LIKING SOMEONE ENOUGH TO MARRY THEM
<Greene>: YOU CAN BE BEST FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE BUT NOT WANT TO MARRY THEM
Dibbles blushes
<Greene>: AND YOU CAN WANT TO MARRY THEM BUT NOT BE BEST FRIENDS
<Jitterbug>: YEAH
<Jitterbug>: wait
<Jitterbug>: Are we...best friends, Rob?
<Greene>: BUT BELLA IS BOTH
<Jitterbug>: Oh...
<Greene>: I JUST ANSWERED THAT HONEY
<Jitterbug>: OH!
<Jitterbug>: YEAH
<Greene>: YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND MY WIFE
<Greene>: DUH
<Jitterbug>: I KNOW IT!
<Dibbles>: MARK THAT'S A WEIRD THING TO SAY
<Dibbles>: I COULDN'T GO BECAUSE I'M NOT A LADY
<Wrong_Way>: I-i mean, we can just still see them race.
<Wrong_Way>: ...let's just get someone to advertise you on cereal again.
Wrong_Way gets more cereal contracts for Dribbles
<Greene>: A LESBIAN IS A LADY WHO WANTS TO MARRY A LADY, A GAY MAN IS A MAN WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MAN, AND A STRAIGHT PERSON WANTS TO MARRY WHATEVER THE GENDER IS THEY AREN'T
<Greene>: I HOPE THAT CLEARS THINGS UP FOR YOU DIBBLES
<Jitterbug>: What about marrying a robot?
<Greene>: we don't talk about those people
<Wrong_Way>: Who marries robots?
Greene is robophobic
<Dibbles>: I don't think you can do that.
<Wrong_Way>: DRIBBLES
<Wrong_Way>: THEY WANT YOU AT THE OLYMPICS
<Jitterbug>: But guuuuuuuys
<Dibbles>: OH GOOOD
<Jitterbug>: Even an android can...cry
<Dibbles>: Auntie don't be silly, robots aren't people.
<Jitterbug>: Shhhh
*** Greene is now known as Unit041
<Dibbles>: They're like, video games and stuff.
<Jitterbug>: Dibbles
Unit041 is crying in her bed wrapped up under the blankets
<Jitterbug>: Hermit Crab is as much a person as you and I
<Dibbles>: No, he's different!
<Dibbles>: And that's okay! But it's a lie to say he's just like us!
<Jitterbug>: Am I a person?
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Jitterbug>: I'm different than you, right?
<Dibbles>: Well, I mean, you're like half person, right?
<Dibbles>: Like you've still got a person's mind so I think that counts...
*** Unit041 is now known as Greene
Jitterbug gets really close into dibbles' face
<Greene>: dibbles there's a verbal difference between a person and a human
Dibbles licks Jitterbug's nose
Jitterbug giggles, and falls over
<Greene>: for instance, you aren't a human
<Jitterbug>: Hehehehe
<Greene>: none of us are, we're mutants
<Greene>: we're different from normal people
<Greene>: but, still, we are people
<Dibbles>: Well, some mutants stop being people...
<Jitterbug>: Like hermit!
<Dibbles>: But then some non-people things can be mutated into people!
<Jitterbug>: I mean, hermit is a person
<Dibbles>: So It evens out! ...I think.
<Greene>: dibbles I think this is enough thinking for one day, have a juice box
Greene gives him an apple juicebox
Dibbles sips contently from his juicebox
Jitterbug wipes the slobber off her noise on Greene's scarf
Greene takes her hand and keeps her at distance before she can
<Greene>: baby, no
<Greene>: you know the limits
<Dibbles>: MARK CAN I GET A BASKETBALL SCARF
<Wrong_Way>: SURE
<Dibbles>: YESS
<Jitterbug>: Come on, we share everything, like, the time I shared my taco with you, last night!
Greene wipes Jitters nose with a napkin
Wrong_Way buys dribbles the coolest basketball scarf ever. http://img0.etsystatic.com/018/0/6669394/il_570xN.553017586_pzuh.jpg
<Greene>: I-I'm all for sharing, just... don't m-mess up the scarf, alright? It means a lot to me
Dibbles is comfy with a new scarf
<Jitterbug>: Alright, alright, it's like my bango, I guuuuuueess
<Dibbles>: Bango?
Greene nods sagely
<Jitterbug>: Yeah, my mom's old banjo
Jitterbug pulls off the banjo, and plays deliverance
<Dibbles>: Oooh, can I try?
<Jitterbug>: Sure, just, Donnie, you have to be extremely careful, alright?
<Jitterbug>: It is one of the last things I have from my mom, okay?
<Dibbles>: I promise!
Jitterbug kneels down, bows her head, and holds the banjo towards dibbles
Dibbles takes the banjo and immediately begins playing a rendition of Freebird
<Jitterbug>: I bequeath onto you, sir Donathan, the allotted time of 3 minutes to play my banjo
Dibbles does awkward humming to the vocal parts because he's got the high girly soprano voice all adolescent boys have
<Jitterbug>: Ya got a little talent there buddy
<Jitterbug>: Now...
<Jitterbug>: Can I have it back, please?
<Dibbles>: I heard it on the radio!
Dibbles hands the banjo back
Wrong_Way sniffles and holds up his lighter
<Wrong_Way>: that was beautiful
Jitterbug coddles the banjo, and places I back into the glass case
Jitterbug heads back beside Greene
<Jitterbug>: So, anyways, ya got plans tonig, honey?
<Greene>: work here, schooling there, security where, and taking care of olly
<Jitterbug>: Alright, can ya handle yourself for a it?
<Greene>: yep!
<Jitterbug>: Alright, going drinking for my cousins birthday, miiiiight steal the jet for an hour, that okay?
<Greene>: ....you aren't going to drive it, are you?
<Jitterbug>: No, no, hermit is driving
<Greene>: you know what happened last time you tried to drink and fly
<Greene>: oh, good
<Greene>: alright, see you in a little bit!
<Jitterbug>: See ya guys, I actually am drinking for my cousins birthday, if ya didn't catch on
<Greene>: I thought you were normally sober
<Greene>: : D
<Greene>: but yeah, seeeya
<Dibbles>: seeya Jitterbug
<Jitterbug>: But before I go
Jitterbug kisses Greene goodbye
<Jitterbug>: PEACE

<Greene>: SEEEEEEYA
<Dibbles>: FLIPSIDE AM I ALLOWED TO BE A FAMOUS BASKETBALL PLAYER
<Flipside>: NO
<Flipside>: FINISH SCHOOL FIRST
<Dibbles>: BUT MOM I'M ALREADY IN HIGHSCHOOL CLASSES WHEN IT'S PLOT CONVENIENT
<Flipside>: DOESN'T MATTER
<Dibbles>: B-BUT
<Wrong_Way>: DRIBBLES NEEDS TO GO TO BASKETBALL CAMP
<Dibbles>: YEAH
<Flipside>: TOO
<Flipside>: BAD
<Wrong_Way>: ) :
<Dibbles>: b-but
<Dibbles>: but mom I can jump and everything
<Wrong_Way>: if you truly love something, set it free.
<Wrong_Way>: SO LET DRIBBLES GO TO BASKETBALL CAMP
<Wrong_Way>: HE'S ALREADY GOT LIKE TWENTY HITS ON VINE
<Flipside>: JUST
<Flipside>: FINE
Flipside sighs release papers for Dibbles. "If you love something let it go, huh?"
<Dibbles>: w-wait
<Dibbles>: moooooom
<Flipside>: You heard your agent, Donnie.
<Dibbles>: /.____.\
Wrong_Way looks through the release papers flipside just signed
<Wrong_Way>: Huh.
Dibbles runs over and hugs Flipside
<Dibbles>: but moooooom I didn't know i had to abandon my faaaaamily
<Flipside>: darn it Donnie, that's kind of implied by it being a ca- shush just keep hugging
<Flipside>: I love you loads, kiddo
<Dibbles>: <:3c
<Flipside>: :3c
<Flipside>: meanwhile irl it turns out my sister ate an entire packet of crisps
<Flipside>: One of those really big bags of crisps/chips
<Dibbles>: I've done that...
<Wrong_Way>: Aw, I can't seperate a family away from each other.
<Wrong_Way>: I'll go sign up Pal or something for an air bud movie.
<Dibbles>: s-sorry Mark
<Wrong_Way>: It's cool, I get your 50%.
<Dibbles>: : D
<Dibbles>: Oh.
<Wrong_Way>: See youuuu
Wrong_Way drives off in the turtle mobile
Dibbles sighs and gives Wrong_Way back the BASKETBALL scarf
Wrong_Way leaves Dribbles with the scarf to remember that agents take only 15%
<Dibbles>: Mom, why does being famous and successful always have tragic unforseen consequences?
<Flipside>: It's the world's way of balancing things out.
Wrong_Way ends up buying a bunch of fanta before getting pulled over for driving without a license and a reality warpers license.
Wrong_Way dials Dibble's house phone
<Wrong_Way>: Uh h-hey...
<Dibbles>: Why does it have to balance out? Why can't good things happen to good people all the time?
<Wrong_Way>: they say I only have one call...
Dibbles picks up his phone
<Flipside>: Because, well...
<Wrong_Way>: OH GOD
<Dibbles>: Mark?
<Flipside>: if good things happened to good people all the time, people would wonder if they earned it.
<Flipside>: I guess the world is showing that these people, if they're really good, earn their keep.
<Wrong_Way>: Dibbles, i need to make bail, they're saying they might make me stay overnight unless I pay.
<Wrong_Way>: I've got a briefcase in the turtlemobile and I can totally make it.
<Dibbles>: Uh, how much is my scarf supposed to cost?
<Wrong_Way>: ...I dunno, like 50 bucks? I think it was off Etsy.
<Wrong_Way>: Why do you ask?
<Dibbles>: I mean if there's supposed to be a tragic ironic twist of something I have to sacrifice it's usually my scarf
<Dibbles>: just wondering
<Wrong_Way>: I dunno, maybe you can like give it to some convict and turn their life around or maybe lose it in the wind.
<Wrong_Way>: I don't have a lot of time. There's a guy with lizard teeth who keeps doing suggestive poses.
<Wrong_Way>: Hurrryyyyy.
<Dibbles>: But Mark I don't have any money
Wrong_Way has to hang up and wait for someone to post bail.
<Wrong_Way>: T-they'll come..
<Dibbles>: But mom if good people have to continuously prove themselves against overwhelmign circumstance don't you think they're liable to become cynical and apathetic?
<Flipside>: Sometimes. But, if they remain good people, they can earn good things.
<Dibbles>: Hrrmm... alright!
<Flipside>: So, chin up kiddo.