A Very Special 4th of July

>be me, bonky
>pickle homer and i are excited about celebrating the fourth of july
>we set off some fireworks and have a bbq
>afterwards we watch the local fireworks show
>as we're watching, homer starts to get really excited
>he starts to jump up and down and yell
>i ask him what's wrong
>he says "i just love the fourth of july! i'm going to do something really crazy!"
>i tell him to settle down
>he starts to run off
>i follow him
>he runs into the middle of the street and starts waving his arms and screaming
>a car comes speeding towards him
>i yell for him to get out of the way
>he doesn't move
>the car hits him and he goes flying
>i run over to him
>he's lying in the street, not moving
>i start to cry
>i ask him why he did it
>he just smiles and says "i wanted to make the fourth of july really special"
>then he dies