% Likelihood for number of fluffers to finish the war

results = [];
for (i = 0; i < 100000000; i++) {
		a = 1000;
		b = 1000;
		myCounter = 0;
		while (a > 0 && b > 0) {
			a -= 36 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 11);
			b -= 36 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 11);
			myCounter++;
		}
			if (results[myCounter] == undefined) {
				results[myCounter] = 1;
			} else {
				results[myCounter]++;
			}
	}
for (count in results) {
   console.log(count + ' stuffing fluffers to kill all frats OR hippies ' + ' = ' + results[count]/i*100 + '%');
}
1,000,000 instances:
23 stuffing fluffers to kill all frats OR hippies  = 0.0121%
24 stuffing fluffers to kill all frats OR hippies  = 29.2997%
25 stuffing fluffers to kill all frats OR hippies  = 70.4039%
26 stuffing fluffers to kill all frats OR hippies  = 0.2843%

1,000,000,000 instances:
VM83:18 23 stuffing fluffers to kill all frats OR hippies  = 0.00094292%
VM83:18 24 stuffing fluffers to kill all frats OR hippies  = 26.7680696%
VM83:18 25 stuffing fluffers to kill all frats OR hippies  = 72.8519678%
VM83:18 26 stuffing fluffers to kill all frats OR hippies  = 0.3705334%