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  1. local Kill_String = {
  2. [1] = "The only thing lower than your k/d ratio is your I.Q.",
  3. [2] = "Your aim is so poor that people held a fundraiser for it",
  4. [3] = "The only thing more unreliable than you is the condom your dad used.",
  5. [4] = "Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are.",
  6. [5] = "I didnt know dying was a special ability.",
  7. [6] = "How many tries did it take for you to click the install button?",
  8. [7] = "If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence, Id die of starvation half-way down.",
  9. [8] = "When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time.",
  10. [9] = "I would kill myself to get away from you, but you would probably follow me.",
  11. [10] = "Studies show that aiming gives you better chances of hitting your target.",
  12. [11] = "You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support.",
  13. [12] = "There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them.",
  14. [13] = "Id call you a tool, but that would imply you were useful in at least one way.",
  15. [14] = "Youre the human equivalent of a participation award.",
  16. [15] = "Id love to see things from your perspective, but I dont think I could shove my head that far up my ass.",
  17. [16] = "Im not trash talking, Im talking to trash",
  18. [17] = "Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you.",
  19. [18] = "Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful.",
  20. [19] = "Youre the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match",
  21. [20] = "Im not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.",
  22. [21] = "Youre an inspiration for birth control.",
  23. [22] = "Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth",
  24. [23] = "You should turn the game off. Just walk outside and find the nearest tree, then apologise to it for wasting so much oxygen.",
  25. [24] = "Id tell you to shoot yourself, but I bet youd miss",
  26. [25] = "Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition",
  27. [26] = "Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall",
  28. [27] = "To which foundation do I need to donate to help you?",
  29. [28] = "Im sure your bodypillow is very proud of you.",
  30. [29] = "Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are.",
  31. [30] = "Two wrongs dont make a right, take your parents as an example.",
  32. [31] = "I bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket",
  33. [32] = "Maybe God made you a bit too special.",
  34. [33] = "I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.",
  35. [34] = "If it wasnt for gravity you couldnt even hit the fucking ground",
  36. [35] = "It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence.",
  37. [36] = "You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die.",
  38. [37] = "You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind.",
  39. [38] = "If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you.",
  40. [39] = "Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you",
  41. [40] = "Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness",
  42. [41] = "You could shoot at the ground and still miss",
  43. [42] = "Im jealous of people that dont know you.",
  44. [43] = "Im surprised that you were able hit the Install button",
  45. [44] = "Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free.",
  46. [45] = "I would ask you how old you are but I know you cant count that high.",
  47. [46] = "Friendly fire was invented because of you",
  48. [47] = "Im okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. Im used to carrying trash.",
  49. [48] = "Your as dense as a brick, but honestly a less useful one.",
  50. [49] = "Id call you cancer, but at least cancer gets kills.",
  51. [50] = "You said you were gonna go have sex, so why do you smell like rotten flesh?",
  52. [51] = "Who set the bots to passive?",
  53. [52] = "Youre the reason abortion was legalized",
  54. }
  55. local Death_String = "nice luck";
  56.  
  57. function CHAT_KillSay( Event )
  58.  
  59. if ( Event:GetName() == "player_death" ) then
  60.  
  61. local ME = client.GetLocalPlayerIndex();
  62.  
  63. local INT_UID = Event:GetInt( "userid" );
  64. local INT_ATTACKER = Event:GetInt( "attacker" );
  65. local headshot = Event:GetInt("headshot");
  66.  
  67. local NAME_Victim = client.GetPlayerNameByUserID( INT_UID );
  68. local INDEX_Victim = client.GetPlayerIndexByUserID( INT_UID );
  69.  
  70. local NAME_Attacker = client.GetPlayerNameByUserID( INT_ATTACKER );
  71. local INDEX_Attacker = client.GetPlayerIndexByUserID( INT_ATTACKER );
  72.  
  73. --[===[
  74. if ( INDEX_Attacker == ME and INDEX_Victim ~= ME ) then
  75. random = math.random (0, 50)
  76. client.ChatSay( " " .. NAME_Victim .. " " .. tostring( Kill_String[random] ) );
  77. elseif ( INDEX_Victim == ME and INDEX_Attacker ~= ME ) then
  78. client.ChatSay( " " .. tostring( Death_String ) .. " " .. NAME_Attacker );
  79. end
  80. ]===]
  81.  
  82. if(headshot) then
  83. client.ChatSay(" " .. "Get fucked " .. NAME_Victim .. " ");
  84. end
  85. end
  86. end
  87.  
  88. client.AllowListener( "player_death" );
  89. callbacks.Register( "FireGameEvent", "AWKS", CHAT_KillSay );
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