god the father has given birth to a whole lot of idiots during his lifetime but I am an exceptional breed
casually leaving college at 5:10 nicenicenice class out 20 mins early
get to car, get to driving
10 minutes into car and I notice
> the seat next to me is empty
> where the fuck is my bag
> the back seats are also empty
> my laptop is in my bag
PANIC.EXE INITIATE
I rush back to college at full fuckin speed
check the places I was right after leaving class
> not on my parking space
> not in the toilet
> not in the classroom
PANIC.EXE INTENSIFIES
go to the reception
ask for lost and found items
'was it a black backpack'
me: 'GOD YES'
she goes to check
'sorry no backpacks brought in today'
PANICPANICPANICPANIC
I give my emailaddress and phone number and everything should it show up
I go back to check in the classroom
nothing
to the toilets
also nothing
I proceed to give up
go back to my car get ready to leave
suddenly realize
> I havent checked my car trunk
> oh god
> did I really
> open the thing
> ITS THERE
> im the biggest idiot and I want to fucking die