PCFinder Session 5: Crits For Days

agidius has connected.
MarthTrinity has connected.
tirkaroKujo has connected.
Thrice: 	All dat exitin
	Kokopelli: 	Let's hope none of them lived up to that goal then.
	Glenn: 	yeah... these ones are big enough for me.
	Glenn: 	*we looted them already right*
Kenneth: (( I believe ))
	Glenn: 	*sounds good to me*
	Nubei: 	« 1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18 » *percep*
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »
Glenn: (( right, MT ))
Kenneth: (( PRETEND THE RANDOM THING IS ACTUALLY A SET OF STAIRS ))
Glenn: (( if you didn't take your 100 GP, do so now ))
	Kokopelli: 	Well would you look at that! A random thing that is actually a set of stairs!
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 1 + 1 = 12 + 1 + 1 = 14 » *may as well*
Kenneth: (( that come out directly to your left ))
	Glenn: 	ooh, what's down here?
	Kenneth: 	Not sure, I didn't come this way...
	Zephyr: 	Whoa...the hell is that stuff...?
	Glenn: 	coool...
	Kokopelli: 	Someone got drunk of their asses? *This is entirely assuming it exists*
Kenneth: (( it exists ))
	Kenneth: 	*UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY ALCHEMY SKILLS, SO I GOT NO IDEA*
	Glenn: 	hey, Kenneth! You know something about alchemy, right?
	Glenn: 	do you have any idea what this is?
	Glenn: 	best I have is that... it's purple and goopy.
	Nubei: 	Hmm.....
	Nubei: 	To try or not to try? That is the question.
Kenneth: (( hold up a second ))
	Glenn: 	please don't!
Kenneth: (( Need to delte/replace him ))
	Zephyr: 	Yeah...I wouldn't...
Kenneth: (( that version didn't havet he updated BAB ))
Kenneth: (( and such ))
	Glenn: 	we don't know what it is... at least the last random thing you tried was made by a certified alchemist!
	Kokopelli: 	They're right. I can't afford to lose you right now anyway Nubs.
Kenneth: 	Uhh...I got nothing, sorry....
	Glenn: 	all we know is that it doesn't dissolve rock.
	Kenneth: 	*
	Nubei: 	Awwww.....
	Glenn: 	still...
	Zephyr: 	So the witch ain't got a clue either?
	Glenn: 	let's see what happens if I do... this!
	Glenn: 	*throws torch into the sludge, here's hoping it's flammable*
	Kokopelli: 	Well it....may be a magical material.
	Kokopelli: 	May be. Most likely not though.
	Zephyr: 	Well shit, don't touch it then fo-the hell are you doing?!
	Glenn: 	*I don't know yet, let's find out*
	Kokopelli: 	« 1d20+10 = 18 + 10 = 28 » *Runs a knowledge Arcana check on it anyway*
Kenneth: (( It's apparnently not flammable, the torch goes out....and then the pitch on it starts to foam up. ))
	Glenn: 	it's not flammable, at the very least... (hmm)
	Glenn: 	wait, what's that bubbling?
	Zephyr: 	You're just lucky that is wasn't fucking -explosive-.
Kenneth: (( PRETTY sure Arcana doesnt' cover it ))
Kenneth: (( but I will check ))
	Glenn: 	could it do that??
tirkaroKujo: 	It can if it's a material manufactured my magic
tirkaroKujo: 	nothing else thoughy
tirkaroKujo: 	y how the fuck did you get there
Glenn: (( are the bubbles, like, expanding or anything? Continuing to bubble forever and ever ))
Kenneth: (( The substance seems magical, but apparently wasn't made THROUGH magic, so you can't pinpoint what it is. ))
	Glenn: 	...do you really think it could have been explosive? (cry2)
Kenneth: (( seems like it could have magical ingredients in it, though. ))
Kenneth: (( and no, Agi, it's just kinda fizzling about around the torch ))
Glenn: (( alright. ))
Glenn: (( was worried Muk was going to form and smooze us all ))
	Zephyr: 	Calm down, kid...and I dunno what it could've been. We're probably lucky the fire didn't cause some noxious gas to fumigate us...
	Kokopelli: 	So, if I'm correct...... the substance seems to suggest that it appears to be at least somewhat magical.
	Glenn: 	I could have blown it away if it did! =D
	Kokopelli: 	Can't identify it beyond that generic description.
	Glenn: 	"at least somewhat magical..."
	Glenn: 	well, alright.
	Zephyr: 	So in short, my scientific theory of "not fucking touching it" stands?
	Kokopelli: 	That would be a wise course of action, yes.
	Kenneth: 	I'd like to add "get away from it" to that.
	Glenn: 	I guess Kenneth not knowing what it is makes sense then.
Zephyr: (( GET OFF MAH DICk kENNETH ))
	Nubei: 	Look! BARRELS! *#FuckESports*
Kenneth: (( hel lare you talking about? Barrels are in fact right here ))
Kenneth: (( there* ))
	Glenn: 	I wonder if those barrels have more purple goo inside of them?
	Kokopelli: 	I guess they must contain the substance? Some sloppy work on the inhabitant's behalf then.
	Nubei: 	« 1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15 » percep
	Glenn: 	*peers closely at one of dem barrels*
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8 »
Zephyr: (( Zeph can never roll percep ))
	Zephyr: 	Eer
Zephyr: (( *Ever ))
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 1 + 1 = 10 + 1 + 1 = 12 »
Kenneth: (( naw man, they nothin there. ))
	Zephyr: 	Straight...or left?
	Glenn: 	I think Nubei wants to go straight!
	Zephyr: 	...guess your cat's going straight.
	Nubei: 	Yeah man I checked. Ain't nothin' to the left.
	Zephyr: 	*shrugs*
Kenneth: (( I menat there were no enemies (WARY) ))
Kenneth: (( what is on the map is on the map ))
Glenn: (( let's go this way anyhow. ))
Glenn: (( (chew) ))
	Zephyr: 	.....whoaaaa....
	Nubei: 	Look! Moooore goo!
	Zephyr: 	Nooooot...going that way.
	Glenn: 	ah! That... that certainly is a lot of it.
	Zephyr: 	Watch yourself, kiddo.
	Glenn: 	are we suuuuure we want to go this way? Maybe the other hallway's worth checking out...
	Glenn: 	*guess I am a bit close*
	Glenn: 	*takes a few tiptoes backwards
	Kenneth: 	I'd rather not take a walk through that, yeah.
	Zephyr: 	Back it is hen.
	Zephyr: 	*then
	Kokopelli: 	Yeah, screw you guys. I'm checking this way more thoroughly.
	Kenneth: 	« 1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11 »
	Kenneth: 	*nothin*
Zephyr: (( kenneth is just drunk as fuk ))
	Nubei: 	« 1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 »
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 2 = 20 + 2 = 22 »
	Glenn: 	*haaahaaha*
Kenneth: (( You can see that there's light coming in through door up ahead. Aslo, there's a door up ahead. ))
Kenneth: (( That Nubei apparently missed the first time ))
	Glenn: 	oh, what are you talking about, you silly bunny? There's a door right up ahead!
	Nubei: 	Well who'da guessed it.
	Glenn: 	can't you see the light coming through?
	Zephyr: 	And...surprise...
	Zephyr: 	More shit.
	Glenn: 	*peeks head out cautiously* « 1d20 + 2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »
	Troglodyte 2: 	*naw you can see me manning this thing you ain';t blind*
Glenn: (( on top of the pillar? ))
Troglodyte 2: (( Yes ))
	Glenn: 	another dino on that pillar there. *points*
	Glenn: 	I think we might have to go through this way... somehow.
	Kenneth: 	...Man, I need a crossbow.
	Kenneth: 	This is just getting ridiculous.
	Kokopelli: 	Eh, it ain't too far away.
	Glenn: 	oh, are you a good shot?
	Kenneth: 	Further than I can cut it.
	Glenn: 	you can borrow mine, if you want....
	Kokopelli: 	Probably won't hurt to just try this little ditty.....
	Kenneth: 	*technically I'm the best shot of this entire party, but whatever*
	Kokopelli: 	*SLUMBER on the Trogfucker*
Kokopelli: (( will save, et all ))
	Troglodyte 2: 	« 1d20 = 6 »
	Troglodyte 2: 	*haha,naw*
	Kokopelli: 	Sssh, go to sleep now.
	Troglodyte 2: 	*spontaneously falls asleep*
	Zephyr: 	Well I was just gonna shoot the bastard but that works too
	Glenn: 	(whoa, sleeping on the job! How'd that happen?)
	Glenn: 	it's asleep? That's awfully convenient for us.
	Kobold: 	Damned Mediums. Never count on.
	Glenn: 	*whisper* we should probably whisper! That way, it won't wake up.
	Troglodyte 2: 	*I don't even think I CAN wake up
	Troglodyte 2: 	*
	Glenn: 	*you probably can't*
	Kokopelli: 	*Damn, seems to be some other fucker manning the place. Better hurry.*
Kokopelli: (( also, you CAN wake up ))
Glenn: (( man ))
Kokopelli: (( if someone uses a standard action ))
Glenn: (( Scoop would be amazing to have right now ))
Kokopelli: (( to wake you up ))
Glenn: (( just scoop up some of the acid and drop it on 'em ))
Troglodyte 2: (( or I get attacked ))
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 »
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »
Troglodyte 2: (( You can see the curtain thing, and the torches which are in fact lit ))
Glenn: (( is this entire dungeon lit? ))
Glenn: (( I suppose I should have asked that before grabbing a torch ))
Troglodyte 2: (( Yes, otherwise all dat dim light. ))
	Glenn: 	this looks a lot like where we came in.
	Zephyr: 	Don't see anything hostile...but stay on guard...
	Kenneth: 	I'd hope there was nothing, cause if it was, it'd be invisible...
	Kenneth: 	there was*
Glenn: (( where to, govna ))
Kenneth: (( middle right ))
Kenneth: (( room with the chair which asctually is not there ))
	Glenn: 	*ducks under curtain*
	Kenneth: 	*down here now wait while I BRB*
	Kenneth: 	*LEFT DERP*
Zephyr: (( >Middle right ))
Zephyr: (( >LEFT ))
Kenneth: (( NOW ONE SECOND (D) ))
Glenn: (( mfw ))
	Glenn: 	nice decorators they have here!
	Nubei: 	« 1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 » hmm
	Glenn: 	just look at those chandeliers! And the rug! *just looks all around errywhere* « 1d20 + 2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »
Kenneth: (( You uh ))
Glenn: (( ... ))
Glenn: (( yeah ))
Glenn: (( just noticed ))
Kenneth: (( I seriously hope you can see what is in here ))
Kenneth: (( give me a second D) ))
Zephyr: (( THAT MEANS IT'S GONNA BE XBOX HUGE ))
Nubei: (( PC WILL SURELY DELIVER ))
	Glenn: 	*just WALKED RIGHT OFF THE BALCONY without noticing somehow, not IC obviously*
Kenneth: (( The room is basically exactly how you see it, except replace the chair with a TV. Oh, also, there are people there. ))
	It's A TV, Deal With It: 	(D)
Nubei: (( so many question marks ))
Glenn: (( ... ))
It's A TV, Deal With It: (( >mfw none were snap to grid ))
Glenn: (( I just have ownership of Pat (XD) ))
It's A TV, Deal With It: (( hell did that happen ))
It's A TV, Deal With It: (( well whatever you don't now ))
	It's A TV, Deal With It: 	AND NOW, OUR PROGRAM SCHEDULE FOR THE MONTH
	Nubei: 	I wonder who they are?
	Kokopelli: 	Would it hurt to find out?
Glenn: (( well well well, look who's a Half-Elf inquisitor/cleric with 20 wis (D) ))
	Zephyr: 	*What the...? Are those people just...relaxing? In the middle of this crappy place?*
	Glenn: 	this is weird.
It's A TV, Deal With It: (( How do you keep getting ownership ))
It's A TV, Deal With It: (( I took that away (D) ))
Zephyr: (( ???3 is just drunk as fuck and standing on the table. ))
	Zephyr: 	*follows Pel*
	It's A TV, Deal With It: 	FIRST WEEK: MARATHON OF CHEERS. SECOND WEEK: FULL HOUSE ALL-YOU-CAN-WATCH. THIRD WEEK: THE OFFICE STRAVAGANZA. AND TO ROUND OFF THE MONTH, WE HAVE A REPEAT OF FULL HOUSE.
	Glenn: 	oh, Full House! I haven't seen that show in a LONG time...
	??? 3: 	*why were the two women PCs*
	Kokopelli: 	Pffft, not even the Love Boat? What kind of hackjob station is this?
	??? 3: 	This is the same shit they show EVERY month!
	Kokopelli: 	*I ASSUME THERE IS SOME WAY TO GET DOWN FROM HERE*
	Glenn: 	let's go introduce ourselves, huh, Kenneth? ^_^
??? 3: (( the stairs are like right next to you (WARY) ))
	Kenneth: 	...y'know, honestly I don't like talking to strange people...
Glenn: (( I assume that includes the ENTIRE PARTY ))
	Kokopelli: 	Sup guys. Just stoppin' by, don't mind me.
	Zephyr: 	....
	??? 1: 	It's better than the whole load of nothing we had before, Fiora. Calm down.
	Zephyr: 	(Well then...here's where I start hoping these guys aren't secretly blood sucking vampires or some shit...)
	???: 	Oh! Guests. How are you?
	Kokopelli: 	So, how are you guys feeling tonight? Anything I should know? I gotta say, I'm rather new around here.
	Glenn: 	*waiting on Kenneth to move his fat ass*
	??? 1: 	Guests? How pleasant. Keep it down, I'm watching Cheers.
	Glenn: 	hey everyone! *waves both hands over head, huge smile on face*
	Zephyr: 	...what -is- this place?
	Nubei: 	More importantly, any of you got any drinks?
	??? 1: 	What does it look like? Our sanctum.
Zephyr: (( brb ))
	Glenn: 	S... sanctum?
	??? 4: 	Nobody sat with me...take some, I've got plenty.
	Glenn: 	that sounds like a fancy word for a place to come hang out and watch TV...
	??? 1: 	Yes, it is a private place.
	Glenn: 	either way, nice programming choice! I wouldn't imagine you getting very good reception down here.
	???: 	Well, make yourselves at home, then! What are we here for? Anger some powerful Wizard? Meet a prankster who knows a little too much? Defy the go--, oh that's right.
	??? 1: 	Yes, I do happen to like Cheers, it's such a shame that there's so much noise.
	Nubei: 	Don't miiiiind if I do.
	Glenn: 	er... we just came here because we heard this was some sort of "Cave of Ordeals." Didn't mean to intrude on your TV-watching.
	??? 2: 	So many guests nowadays..there used to be so few.
	Kokopelli: 	Hmm, not sure if I can make of what's what around here.
	Fiora: 	Yeah, and now we've had, what, like...five, six in one day?
	Kokopelli: 	Or in layman's terms, I'm quite confused. Mind telling me the history of this place?
	Kenneth: 	...would be a little interested in that myself...
	Glenn: 	*one, two, three, four, five... and that's counting the bunny? Who are the other two?*
	Glenn: 	(I'll wait to ask, this could be interesting.)
	???: 	*hits power button* Mmm, alright then....
	??? 1: 	Awwwww, reeeally? Can't we just get straight to it?
	Glenn: 	oh, what is this? Some sort of training video? :?
???: (( I hit the POWER BUTOTN ))
???: (( to turn the TV off ))
???: (( as it was on ))
???: (( and playing cheers ))
Glenn: (( or to turn the DVD player on. ))
Glenn: (( (chew) ))
???: (( never ))
Kokopelli: (( could be ))
	???: 	*waits for MT to get back*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Ordeal Cave, of'
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	;
???: (( m ))
???: (( wait a second ))
???: (( how'd you even know her name ))
???: (( Scroll over this guy, does it just tell you his GM name (HIPPO) ))
Glenn: (( who now ))
???: (( Pat ))
Glenn: (( oh ))
Glenn: (( yeah, I went into her stats ))
Glenn: (( (chew) ))
???: (( m ))
???: (( yfw she's not at all an Inquisitor OR Cleric, that was just leftover shit ))
Glenn: (( SCORPION STYLE (D) ))
Glenn: (( I assume she's actually a Monk then ))
???: (( How did you even know she had Scorpion Style (LOLWUT) ))
???: (( if you scrolled down you'd have known her class anyhow ))
Glenn: (( I had monk floating around in my head ))
Glenn: (( was convinced she was a monk, until I read her multiclass whatever ))
???: (( eh, not like it's important hippo ))
???: (( as she has nothing important written down on her token ))
Glenn: (( well, at least it confirms we aren't fighting these guys anytime soon ))
Glenn: (( as she's just level 5 at least ))
???: (( ...you saw her HP didn't you (LOLWUT) ))
Glenn: (( as well as her BAB ))
???: (( Monks don't need to meet prereqs man ))
Glenn: (( (hippo) ))
???: (( not for gifted shit ))
???: (( It's still just ))
Glenn: (( or wait ))
Glenn: (( that's th- no, it isn't ))
???: (( The fuck did you even HAVE ownership ))
Glenn: (( because I'm a freaking wizard ))
Glenn: (( we covered this ))
	Tessa: 	ah, cause you have ownership of Tessa
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	MT WILL DELIVER SOON MAN
	Tessa: 	and I...guess I used her or Chapton
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	WE JUST GOTTA WAIT
	Tessa: 	as the base
Glenn: (( that'd make sense ))
	Spiesel: 	...Or SPiesel
	Glenn: 	*hugs the skeleton*
	Spiesel: 	as you have ownership of him too
Stage Builder Blocks has connected.
	Spiesel: 	waitin on MT
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	I WOULD RAPE YOUR EYE SOCKETS OUT
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	IF I HAD A DICK LEFT
Glenn: (( ohai Warlord ))
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	also sup MW
	Glenn: 	aw, you can just pull out a bone and stick it down there, silly!
Stage Builder Blocks: 	nigguhs
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	SON YOU ARE GONNA REGRET GIVIN ME THAT IDEA
	Glenn: 	I'm helping! ^_^
Thrice: 	MT had to go iron Germany or something
Stage Builder Blocks: 	what bus did you put his char on exactly hippo
Thrice: 	He's still here (WARY)
Thrice: 	He just had to AFK
Thrice: 	And he is back
Zephyr: (( Sorry. Back. Got the classic "You need to be more motivated and do shit with your life" speech. ))
Thrice: 	or his coimputer is possessed
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	PRIASE THE SUN!
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	Haha
Thrice: 	Don't you have a job
	Waiting for MT to get back: 	I got that exact same speech last week
Zephyr: (( JOB ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH *cracks whip* ))
	Glenn: 	*ceases being skeleraped, carry on*
	???: 	*BE YOU ENJOYED THAT RANDOM PAUSE, THAT WAS ENTIRELY FOR EFFECT*
	Glenn: 	*okay, I'll be me then*
	Glenn: 	*doesn't feel much different than usual*
	Kokopelli: 	So, you were saying something about...something?
	???: 	Right, well, formalities come first, of course. Names, everyone!
	??? 4: 	Pat.
??? 4: (( clearly ))
??? 4: (( I should have changed her name ))
??? 4: (( Just to fuck with Agi ))
Zephyr: (( Is mayonaise a name? ))
	Glenn: 	you look like a Pat! ^_^
	Glenn: 	*no, she does not look ANYTHING like a Pat*
	Fiora: 	You already know mine! Cause Jandar ruined it for me. Payback sucks, huh?
Tokens dropped onto map 'Ordeal Cave, of'
	Patrick: 	NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
	??? 2: 	Kenshi.
??? 2: (( can't believe you guys made me turn the TV off ))
??? 2: (( assholes ))
Glenn: (( sure ))
	??? 1: 	Aaaahhh, alright. Saves me a little trouble. You guys not gonna speak up? I could do it in your place, I guess.
Glenn: (( not everyone has even given their name though ))
Glenn: (( waru ))
	???: 	*nigga only I haven't*
	Glenn: 	*pretty much yeah*
	Kokopelli: 	Sure, go ahead and speak up for me, Zatoichi. I'd like to see you try.
	Glenn: 	oh haha, yeah! Koko's got like a BILLION names up her sleeve!
	Jandar: 	Fiiiine. Kiddie's Glenn, angry man over there is Zephyr...something like that. Red-hair number 38901 is Kenneth. Chick's ADD.
	Nubei: 	*Buuuurp* Oh, uh, think my name is Nubei or something.
	Glenn: 	*or you could do that*
Zephyr: (( Wait, does that nigga know us? (D) ))
Kokopelli: (( Nigga he blind ))
	Glenn: 	wooow. Are you some sort of psychic?
	Kenneth: 	...mind reading...?
Kokopelli: (( clearly he has seer powers or some shit ))
Glenn: (( blind people are always seers ))
Jandar: (( or fucked, yes ))
Glenn: (( Throw another trope on the pile ))
	Zephyr: 	The hell..?
Jandar: (( but naw, he ain't even blind ))
Jandar: (( As shown by him ))
Jandar: (( y'know ))
Jandar: (( Watching TV ))
Glenn: (( or listening ))
Glenn: (( because blind people do that too ))
Jandar: (( He said watching (D) ))
Jandar: (( not listening to (D) ))
Glenn: (( obviously to not draw attention to his disability (chew) ))
	Kokopelli: 	Not to bad I suppose. Let's go with that.
	Jandar: 	Look, I'm not trying to show off, here. You guys suggested it.
	Nubei: 	*Buuuurp* Haha, it's funny because your name is now ADD.
	Glenn: 	well... to be HONEST, I was just waiting for your guys's leader here to give his name.
	???: 	Sorry, sorry, right! That would make me Blair, then, of course. So, just why are you down here, exactly?
	Zephyr: 	Was...sorta wondering the same about you guys.
	Kokopelli: 	Hmm, good question....
	Glenn: 	this... this IS the Cave of Ordeals, right? Oh no, we didn't pick the wrong cave, did we??
	Kokopelli: 	I think we were sent here to look for this red-haired asshole in the back. So then we found him, and now we're explorin' the place some more.
	???: 	Well, thank you, that explains a lot, young man. So you're here for the Cave of Ordeals? You don't quite look ready for this, I wouldn't think.Sure you're up to it?
	Blair: 	*
	Glenn: 	well, I -do- feel a bit stronger since we came in here.
	Glenn: 	And look! I can make a light now! *spawns light-blue orb thing*
	Zephyr: 	We came all this way, no sense in turning back now.
Glenn: (( or, rather ))
Glenn: (( *makes random object glow light blue* ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Shrugs* Can't hurt to try.
Stage Builder Blocks: 	THERE IS A GREAT QUEST IN THE CAVE OF ALL POWERFUL THINGYMABOBS
	Glenn: 	yeah, we came here to become heroes and we aren't turning back now!
	Blair: 	Of course, of course, one would expect that. I suppose you're...well, somewhat lacking in motivation. Hm. How to go about this?
Stage Builder Blocks: 	YOU, POWERLESS LEVEL ONES
Stage Builder Blocks: 	YOU MUST GO IN.
Stage Builder Blocks: 	THE GAME DEMANDS IT.
Glenn: (( pretty much. ))
Glenn: (( except we're level 2 now (cool) ))
Nubei: (( actually level 2, but close enough ))
	Blair: 	Right, could of course just come out and say it, I suppose. No point beating around the bush. Why do you wish to be Heroes, exactly?
	Nubei: 	*Buuuurp* Dyuh, good question...but hey, you shouldn't be askin' me.
	Nubei: 	What do you make of this Kokos?
	??? 4: 	How are you even buzzed yet, you'd have like three shots.
	Pat: 	*
	Kokopelli: 	Eh, y'know, the usual.
	Kokopelli: 	I just wanna spread some old fashioned good will around. Nothing too complex.
Stage Builder Blocks: 	Char check/10
Blair: (( so nobody else got a reason? ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	*/20
Stage Builder Blocks: 	Also yes
Stage Builder Blocks: 	everybody blatantly will lie.
	Glenn: 	(that sounds a lot different than the last time...)
Glenn: (( *alright, I'll go after Zeph then* ))
Kokopelli: (( "Good Will" can be interpreted as a lot of things (CHEW) ))
Blair: (( she wants to spread Will Saves ))
Blair: (( all acrosst he world ))
	Zephyr: 	I'd be lying if I gave you any more of a reason than that I want to. *shrugs* Been trying for it for quite a while now.
	Glenn: 	well... I grew up in a valley, and always loved looking at the mountains. They just seemed so... pure, so pristine. The light reflected off the white caps... it always brought a smile to my face.
	Glenn: 	I just want to see a little bit of beauty wherever I go.
	Glenn: 	and let others see the same.
	Kenneth: 	I got my reasons, but does it really matter?
	It's A TV, Deal With It: 	hippo
	Kokopelli: 	So yeah, let us through already blondie if that's all you got to ask.
	Blair: 	Well, no, no I suppose not. But really, people, that won't do.
	Glenn: 	it... it won't? (cry2)
	Blair: 	You see, it's been a while, a REAL long while, since any party of more than a single person came through, and that marks this as a significant event!
	Glenn: 	(really? Wow...)
	Glenn: 	w-wait, what about Cierra? She just recently became a hero herself, and said she traveled in a group...
	Blair: 	Who?
	Glenn: 	Cierra! She's the Hero of life from *insert town name here*
Blair: (( Denize, ain't that tough to remember ))
Zephyr: (( Danzig ))
Glenn: (( usually I'd wiki it ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	Dazingo
Glenn: (( I think Dazingo ate yo baybeh ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Yawn* Quit stallin' boy. So, just who do we have to sleep with to make it to the Cave then?
	Glenn: 	was that not the cave after all?
	Blair: 	Wait a moment, here, did you think this was some sort of trial for you to become a Hero? No, no, this is just the outset of your journey.
	Zephyr: 	Journey? For what?
	Blair: 	Who was it that sent you here?
	Glenn: 	(that's what was implied, yeah...)
	Blair: 	Ah, the journey to becoming a Hero.
Glenn: (( *don't even remember the name of the masked chick who sent us* ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Groans* This is gonna take even longer then?
Blair: (( Not like it's hard to think of ))
Blair: (( K. ))
Blair: (( one damn letter ))
Glenn: (( sure ))
	Kokopelli: 	Anyway, some chick in a bad Power Rangers cosplay.
	Kokopelli: 	Think is was C. or something. Or was it J.
	Glenn: 	no, it was a bit harder than that...
	Glenn: 	like, a "kuh" sound or something to it.
	Zephyr: 	k.
Glenn: (( the one letter you cannot capitalize. ))
	Zephyr: 	I was half asleep and I remember that...*yawn*
	Jandar: 	HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahaha! Well that explains just about everything, don't it, boss? Man, you guys got played, hard.
	Glenn: 	'kay? You mean you're done here?
	Glenn: 	and just what do you mean by that? *hands on hips*
	Blair: 	No matter, at least they're here. Really, I should be thanking her, even if they are a little...green.
	Kokopelli: 	Nope, now I recall, K. was her name. Consider yourself more caring than I am Zeff.
	Zephyr: 	Caring? I don't give a shit about that chick. I just remember stuff I guess.
	Glenn: 	..oooooh, "K" was her name? I thought she was just okay with everything
	Glenn: 	.
	Kokopelli: 	Well, she certainly wasn't okay with good fashion sense.
	Zephyr: 	The hell are you on about anyway? You're making it sound like we're meat being judged or some shit.
	Blair: 	Well, her intentions were probably good, after all, she DOES want to create more Heroes, but really. But no, you were lied to. Possible magic trickery involved, I do not know.
	Blair: 	Or, good for her, not so much for you.
	Kokopelli: 	So, placing two and two together here.......
	Zephyr: 	.......*sigh*...great. The hell do you mean by that?
	Kokopelli: 	This is all a load of bullshit, and we wasted our time. Awesome.
	Blair: 	Haha, no...this IS the start of the journey. It's just not a test.
	Glenn: 	magic? Oh no, Koko, you don't think that card she gave you...!
	Nubei: 	Well, I dunno Koko.
	Blair: 	What, do you think, all good Heroes need?
	Nubei: 	This booze certainly wasn't a waste on my end. Y'know, cuz it's damn good. *Burp*
	Zephyr: 	I assume determination or something like that.
	Blair: 	Ah, deeper than that. What causes that determination?
	Glenn: 	a drive?
	Kokopelli: 	the will to survive and reproduce?
Zephyr: (( A sex drive ))
Glenn: (( guess Zeph's like twelve heroes then ))
	Blair: 	Good guesses, but no..
Glenn: (( what do we need? A girl worth fighting for! /mulan ))
	Nubei: 	*Buurp* I'll go on a limb and say THE HEART OF JUSTICE
	Blair: 	Heroes need a villain! It's what makes them tick, what fuels their determination. And of course, that's me! Final boss, the big bad, all that jazz.
	Nubei: 	Or that too.
	Blair: 	Unfortunately, you really lack the motivation.
Glenn: (( YES. ))
Glenn: (( YES WE DO NEED A VILLAIN. ))
Glenn: (( I NOMINATE FORZ. (D) ))
	Jandar: 	That's US, boss.
	Zephyr: 	...you're joking, right? Heroes need a villain? That's so...cliche...
	Kokopelli: 	I dunno.....
	Glenn: 	you??
	Kokopelli: 	You seem kinda bland for main antagonists.
	Glenn: 	But you seem so nice...
	Kokopelli: 	I was expecting something a bit more.....lavish?
	Kokopelli: 	Y'know, dancing skeletons everywhere.
	Blair: 	Who said evil was mean?
	Glenn: 	all the stories...
	Kokopelli: 	Said skeletons playing Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden and shit
	Blair: 	And sorry to disappoint you, ah, what exactly do you go by?
	Kokopelli: 	Hell, if anything, you guys need work far more than us.
	Glenn: 	I mean, I love Full House and all, but I didn't expect to find it blasting in the halls of a big bad,
	Blair: 	That is true, not many groups come by lately.
	Glenn: 	that's all, really... sorry if I offend.
	Blair: 	Either way, Jandar, we really must get some kind of motivation going for these poor souls, do you have any ideas?
	Zephyr: 	So wait, if you're the bad guys, the hell haven't the actual Heroes come and kicked the shit out of you? They that fucking lazy?
	Blair: 	Who says that I'm always here?
	Blair: 	Moreover, this cave was created BY me. I'm not going to let Heroes just casually walk in.
agidius is disconnected.
agidius is disconnected.
Blair: (( and then Agi died ))
	Zephyr: 	...so that's why that bitch said she couldn't get in once she was a hero...!
Kokopelli: (( imdeed ))
agidius has connected.
	Kokopelli: 	More importantly, how did you guys get to become villains anyway? There some sort of initiation around here or something? You guys seem awful organized towards your duty.
agidius: (( last I got was Zeph's paragraph ))
	Blair: 	Who says that I'm always here?
	Blair: 	Moreover, this cave was created BY me. I'm not going to let Heroes just casually walk in.
	Blair: 	*that was what I said before*
	Glenn: 	y-yeah! You say you're all bad guys and stuff, but what have you even done?
	Glenn: 	besides the skull hanging on the wall, I mean...
	Blair: 	Get to become? Now what are you talking about, we've always been the villains, of course.
	Blair: 	Position was open, you know how it goes.
	Zephyr: 	So what? That bitch set us up to die?
	Kokopelli: 	Interesting....
	Jandar: 	Oh, a
	Jandar: 	bsolutely not, sir.
	Kokopelli: 	So tell me, what's a day like in the life of a villain?
	Glenn: 	Koko! (D)
	Jandar: 	Just as much as you Heroes need us, we need you, you know? It's just not the same and all.
	Kokopelli: 	Wh-what? I'm just askin'.
	Jandar: 	Now, boss, as for those ideas, I got a couple. Lessee, the iceboy and windguy seem to like that city up there...
Zephyr: (( Haha...gramps is dead. ))
Kokopelli: (( poor gramps ))
	Glenn: 	oh, Halycon? Yeah, that's kind of my adopted home! ^_^
	Jandar: 	So I say we kinda take it off the map for a while. They want it back, they gotta fight us for it. Should work okay for those two.
Glenn: (( poor, poor gramps ))
	Jandar: 	Well, I take it, not like you guys can.
	Glenn: 	t-t-TAKE IT OFF THE MAP??
	Zephyr: 	Take it off...? The hell do you mean by that?!
	Kokopelli: 	Ah, so that's how they're gonna play then?
	Glenn: 	you can't just do that! D=
	Jandar: 	Any suggestions for Red? He seems to like that girly in town, so we could take her. Or hey, we could get him to work for us.
	Jandar: 	Any suggestions for Greeny? She kinda hates everything, I'm smack out of ideas.
	Glenn: 	you'd never! (D) Kenneth is loyal to the end!
	Zephyr: 	....we've known him for all of ten minutes, kiddo...
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 1 = 20 + 1 = 21 » *untrained Sense Motive, they bluffing or what* (D)
Kokopelli: (( you faggot ))
Glenn: (( wepl ))
	Pat: 	We could just annoy them all till they get fed up with it. Monsters, disturbances, you know. It's blained, sure, but it always works.
Pat: (( They are in no way bluffing (CHEW) ))
Kokopelli: (( you should have used that roll to smack them all in the dick (D) ))
Glenn: (( yes, and promptly get incinerated (D) ))
	Pat: 	>blained
	Pat: 	bland*
Zephyr: (( When you're hot, you're hot. ))
	Glenn: 	they aren't even bluffing... ohno ohno ohno
	Kokopelli: 	Well that's a shame....
Pat: (( agi get back in the Synchtbue ))
Glenn: (( was already tehre but alright ))
	Glenn: 	Zeph! *grabs his shoulders* we gotta do something!
	Fiora: 	Well, let's go with that for now, and then later we can always come up with something else!
	Kokopelli: 	C'mon guys, do you really gotta act like this?
	Kokopelli: 	Can't you think of any better ways to get your point across?
	Zephyr: 	So. Which one of you assholes is gonna fuck with our home?
	Kokopelli: 	Y'know, one involving less razing of cities and stuff.
	Jandar: 	Who else? That would demand my services.
	Kokopelli: 	Why don't you just offer up a nice order of Turkish Baklava if we become heroes? That should be motivation enough.
	Glenn: 	y-yeah! *pulls out crossbow* who cares about motivation?! Halycon's staying right where it is.
	Glenn: 	*PROMPTLY DISARMED*
	Jandar: 	Are we really going to do this? Aren't you guys more civilised than that?
	Nubei: 	*Burp* Naaah, you guys screwed.
	Blair: 	No, no, that's fine, Jandar, let them. At the very least, it will get their minds off of coming after us any time soon.
	Blair: 	Though really, what other choice do they have?
	Zephyr: 	Civilized? Heh, when you fuck with innocent people for the hell of it, I hardly call that civilized...you ready, kiddo?
	Glenn: 	grr... you bet I am!
Zephyr: (( Haha...staged loss. ))
Glenn: (( indeed ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	olol caught up.
	Kokopelli: 	No, really, you're completely serious about this whole razing for no reason business?
Blair: (( brb ))
	Kokopelli: 	Like, no reason whatsoever?
Stage Builder Blocks: 	These fucking people
Stage Builder Blocks: 	They just need literal signs on their backs
Stage Builder Blocks: 	that say "villians"
Kokopelli: (( tbh they probably do ))
	Glenn: 	*I WILL PAINT IT THERE WITH THEIR BLOOD* (D)
Stage Builder Blocks: 	although yes this is typical PC fare
Zephyr: (( It just says "WE R EVUL" on them. ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	OH LOOK YOU'RE IN VILLIAN BASE
Stage Builder Blocks: 	YOU ARE SO FUCKING WEAK THEY JUST TELL YOU THEIR PLANS OPENLY
Stage Builder Blocks: 	IN YOUR PRESENCE
Kokopelli: (( however, it's still not nearly as bad as Tirkfinder ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	AND YOU ARE FUCKED FOR LIFE.
Zephyr: (( Naw, it'll be a true PC scenario if we end up beating them somehow and then get deux ex raped randomly. ))
Blair: (( fedup ))
	Jandar: 	Who said raze?
Zephyr: (( *can in fact reach him, time for me to die* ))
	Jandar: 	If I just destroyed it why would you fight me?
	Kokopelli: 	Literally just zero reason. Huh. You can't even afford to tell me why?
Glenn: (( are we even init rolling or are we just killed instantly ))
	Kokopelli: 	Do you just really care about our "motivation" that badly? Who the hell makes up these rules?
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+5+2 = 6 + 5 + 2 = 13 » Take this, asshole!
Glenn: (( naw ))
Zephyr: (( Well at least them being final boss status makes me missing at least canon ))
Zephyr: (( rather than lol you missed a bug because shitty roll ))
Glenn: (( indeed ))
Zephyr: (( WELP, he didn't reply so I assume I got him ))
	Jandar: 	*you indeed miss*
	Jandar: 	Awww, seriously? Alright, then.
	Jandar: 	Boss, do it, I guess.
	Blair: 	Fine, fine. FORCECAGE!
Blair: (( around all of them (D) ))
Blair: (( or rather ))
Glenn: (( and blindo I assume ))
Blair: (( they have to run up tohim ))
Glenn: (( and redhead the 2nd ))
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Zephyr: (( (XD) ))
	NicolasCage 1: 	forcecage.jpg
Glenn: (( loled until I died ))
	Blair: 	*WHY IS NOBODY SNAP TO GRID**
Zephyr: (( Fuck Mexico! ))
Zephyr: (( So wait what the shit is happening? ))
	Kokopelli: 	Pffft, not even gonna respond?
	Jandar: 	Just gonna walk away, then
Zephyr: (( Am I just trapped or is everyone? ))
	Jandar: 	*it's around US*
Glenn: (( are we being forcecaged or are the baddies? ))
	Jandar: 	*you get an AoO*
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+5+2 = 20 + 5 + 2 = 27 »
	Glenn: 	hit hi-
Zephyr: (( CRIT'D THAT NIGGA ))
Kokopelli: (( GET RAPED ))
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	Glenn: 	that's it, Zeph! Get him while he's running!
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	NicolasCage 7: 	HURRY UP
	NicolasCage 7: 	THE CAGE IS CLOSING
	Zephyr: 	You're not getting away from me you son of a bitch! « 2d6+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 »
Glenn: (( a supremely average roll. ))
Zephyr: (( >Implying we'd be able to beat him anyway ))
Glenn: (( do I get to shoot him once while he runs away too? (hmm) ))
Zephyr: (( I'll take at least hurting him ))
Glenn: (( I assume Thrice died as well ))
Jandar: (( naw ))
Glenn: (( sad ))
Jandar: (( calcin something ))
	Fiora: 	Aw, hell, why'd you have to do that?
	Jandar: 	*well I had something else planned, but okay*
	Jandar: 	RRRRRRRRRRAHHG! YOU DO NOT -DO- THAT! I WAS JUST WALKING AWAY!
	Jandar: 	*He did indeed use Shout there*
Zephyr: (( What does that do now? ))
Jandar: (( Roll a Fort save ))
Jandar: (( with a high-ass check ))
Glenn: (( christ. ))
Jandar: (( Glenn too ))
Zephyr: (( Fort is Con? ))
Glenn: (( You emit an ear-splitting yell that deafens and damages creatures in its path. Any creature within the area is deafened for 2d6 rounds and takes 5d6 points of sonic damage. A successful save negates the deafness and reduces the damage by half. Any exposed brittle or crystalline object or crystalline creature takes 1d6 points of sonic damage per caster level (maximum 15d6). An affected creature is allowed a Fortitude save to reduce the damage by half, and a creature holding fragile objects can negate damage to them with a successful Reflex save. A shout spell cannot penetrate a silence spell. ))
Jandar: (( Yes ))
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+5+2 = 4 + 5 + 2 = 11 »
Zephyr: (( Nope ))
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 4 + 3 = 14 + 4 + 3 = 21 »
	Glenn: 	*maybe*
Zephyr: (( Maybe. ))
Jandar: (( It was already calc'd in, MT (WARY) ))
Jandar: (( the +2 ))
	Kokopelli: 	Hey, hey, you can't do that!
Zephyr: (( Oh ))
Jandar: (( nope, that don't do it (HIPPO) ))
Zephyr: (( Then even worse. ))
	Glenn: 	(FEDUP)
	Jandar: 	« 5d6 = 20 »
	Jandar: 	« 2d6 = 7 »
	Glenn: 	ngaaaaaaah! What was tha- *oh right I'm fainted*
Stage Builder Blocks: 	I would indeed blatantly not focus the leader
Stage Builder Blocks: 	as it is forced loss fight.
Stage Builder Blocks: 	so kill SOMEBODY.
	Blair: 	*they can't get in here*
	Kokopelli: 	*Attempts ot slumber Jandar for his faggotry after shouting* Seriously, now.....
Glenn: (( that wasn't even the leader (fedup) ))
	Blair: 	*as there is FUCK MEXICO errywhere*
	Jandar: 	« 1d20+8 = 19 + 8 = 27 »
Stage Builder Blocks: 	But yes PC, why are they going to inevitably leave them alive
	Jandar: 	*naw*
Stage Builder Blocks: 	when they just said in front of them
Kokopelli: (( ofcourse.jpg ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	OH WE'RE KILLING X.
	Zephyr: 	*clutches ears* Gah...! ...Fuck...fuck...!
Glenn: (( er ))
Jandar: (( did you not read it MW (LOLWUT) ))
Glenn: (( does Sonic damage actually do negative HP ))
Kenneth: (( yes ))
Glenn: (( sad ))
	Patrick: 	DON'T WORRY
	Patrick: 	I GOT YOUR BACK
	Kenneth: 	*GUESS I BETTER SAVE TOO*
	Crow 59: 	CAW CAW
	Zephyr: 	*still up, can't hear shit*
	Kenneth: 	« 1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 »
	Kenneth: 	*NOPE*
	Nubei: 	AND YOU GOT MY EARS
	Crow 59: 	Also
	Crow 59: 	Did they just rip out Kenneth's voice box
Kenneth: (( He was indeed being silent ))
Zephyr: (( Goddamn I was right ))
Kenneth: (( for a reason that...well is moot now ))
Zephyr: (( I -AM- the only one who can take a hit ))
Glenn: (( that was also a bloody FOURTH LEVEL SPELL (D) ))
	Kokopelli: 	Oooooh, coooommeeeee oooooon
	Pat: 	Really, Jandar? We could have used that guy, come on.
	Kokopelli: 	Not faaaair! This isn't fair at aaaaaalllllll!
Pat: (( Well Agi his theme IS Impatience ))
	Kokopelli: 	This is like, the opposite of fair!
	Zephyr: 	*CAN ONLY HEAR RINGING, PROBABLY FEELS LIkE MY HEART IS ABOUT TO BURST
	Kokopelli: 	So yeah, you guys win. Are you happy yet? Satisfied with your miserable lives?
Zephyr: (( Why are Patrick and a truck here?! (D) ))
	Jandar: 	HAPPY? I JUST GOT STABBED IN SOME NO-DOUBT-IMPORTANT ORGAN
	Glenn: 	*right, for carrying-me-out purposes I am like 108 lbs*
Stage Builder Blocks: 	I'M FEELING PAIN DAMMIT
Stage Builder Blocks: 	REALLY
Stage Builder Blocks: 	YOU PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE.
	Jandar: 	Oh, hey, I actually did that didn't I
Kokopelli: (( I will entirely assume MW wants us to just fuck everything and rape the leader ))
	Jandar: 	?
Zephyr: (( Also...>Implying anyone but me could carry you out. ))
	Blair: 	*YOU CAN'T GET IN TO THE LEADER*
Glenn: (( Koko forcibly has 12 Str. ))
Glenn: (( (hippo) ))
	Blair: 	*AS THEY ARE ALL SURROUNDED BY HIPPOPOS*
Glenn: (( draw force cage already (D) ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	You can't tickle the leader.
Stage Builder Blocks: 	lol.
	Kokopelli: 	Well this blows chunks.
	Kokopelli: 	Let's just get out of here Zeff. Oh right, you can't hear me.
Glenn: (( as I assume MT isn't going to attack what's his face again ))
	Nubei: 	SUCH IS LIFE IN THE GANGSTERS PARADISE.
	Glenn: 	*bleeding out of my ears most likely*
Glenn: (( also, why did you not tell us to ref save to dodge it entirely ))
Glenn: (( (wary) ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Sits down* So, anything else you shoddy sellouts to the Planet wanna tell me before you disappear into bees and chocolate cake?
	Zephyr: 	*pants* Goddamn...(I hope the kid's okay...don't wanna turn my back on this guy....)
	Jandar: 	Well then go check, I'm not gonna bite. I mean, shout.
Zephyr: (( CAN'T HEAR HIM ))
	Jandar: 	Aaaah, damn, right.
	Jandar: 	That's a side-effect, isn't it? Sorry, it's just, I'm not deaf or anything, so I just kind of forgot.
Glenn: (( or wait nevermind read the description, Although it is utterly bizarre that Ref only is relevant if you are carryying items ))
	Kokopelli: 	....so, nothing huh? Yeah, I've been getting that a lot lately.
	Kokopelli: 	*Gets up* Well, guess I better be on my way.
	Blair: 	Hm? Why would I need to tell you anything? You've got your motivation now, I suppose, and more when I send you out.
	Blair: 	Oh, let me help you a little, I suppose.
	Blair: 	Teleportation Circle!
	Blair: 	*just puts it right in front of the cage I guess*
	Kokopelli: 	Hmm? Ah, well thanks, though I think we can find our own ways out.
	Blair: 	*let's say it has enough range
	Jandar: 	naw
tirkaroKujo: (( nigga how big is the circle ))
Jandar: (( only five-foot square ))
	Jandar: 	You
	Kokopelli: 	So, where does THIS thing lead?
Glenn: (( draw it in (D) ))
	Jandar: 	are going to defy the boss? Sorry, but I am not allowed to allow that, per contract.
Blair: (( the shit is that Agi ))
Blair: (( more furby bullshit? ))
Glenn: (( particles, man (D) ))
	Blair: 	It simply leads back to Denize, of course.
	Blair: 	Don't you trust me?
Glenn: (( since you can't be assed to make Teleportation Circle a circle (D) ))
	Kokopelli: 	Nah, I totally trust you. You are pretty awful villains. And I don't mean that in a good way.
	Jandar: 	Well, obviously not.
	Kokopelli: 	*Shakes Zeph's shoulder* Right he can't hear me.....
	Kokopelli: 	*Points to Glenn, makes carrying motion, then points to the teleportation circle*
	Zephyr: 	*looks at koko* ...? *points at circle and shrugs*
	Zephyr: 	Where the hell does that go?
	Glenn: 	*you've got ownership now, drag me whenever I guess*
Glenn: (( also we did get rid of bleeding mechanics right ))
Kokopelli: (( messag can bypass deafness, right ))
Kenneth: (( yes you are not dead ))
Glenn: (( so I'm not at -20 HP ))
Kokopelli: (( *message ))
Kenneth: (( nope, it's actual sound ))
Kenneth: (( You have to whisper it and all ))
Glenn: (( Message only transmits sound indeed ))
Kenneth: (( and people can overhear it hippo ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Nods* *Makes a just follow me motion*
Glenn: (( so screw Kenneth then ))
Kokopelli: (( Kenneth can go rot in hell for all I care ))
Glenn: (( well alright, just don't blame me when he becomes a recurring villain ))
	Kokopelli: 	Well bye guys. It was nice chatting with you, even if you answered absolutely none of my questions, you fiends.
	Zephyr: 	*frowns* *picks up Glenn* ...
Zephyr: (( Dat clusterfuck ))
tirkaroKujo: 	boweeepwoop
	Glenn: 	*bawoopbawoopbawoop teleportal sounds*
Zephyr: (( *moves away for saving purposes* ))
Jandar: (( >mfw it turns into a giant X ))
	Glenn: 	*seriously, I'm gonna be pissed at you guys when Kenneth isn't with us*
Zephyr: (( I can't carry you both (D) ))
Jandar: (( yes you can ))
Jandar: (( easily ))
Zephyr: (( Shhhh ))
Zephyr: (( I'm like half dead. ))
Glenn: (( man you just keep thinking with Light Encumberment rules (D) ))
Glenn: (( you can carry like 800 pounds (D) ))
Zephyr: (( Be glad I can carry you (D) ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	clearly you must carry that fag who is a blatant traitor.
	Jandar: 	*so yes map killed itself for me for whatever reason*
	Glenn: 	*-I- could carry me* (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	WHERE SPAWN BRO
Zephyr: (( I'm going for realism (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I assume at Death Mountain
Kenneth: (( LET US SEE ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, Death Mountaijn
Glenn: (( well dump my corpse in there and then get him (D) ))
Kenneth: 	« 1d7 = 4 »
Kenneth: (( apparently, in the marsh ))
tirkaroKujo: 	DEATH MOUNTAIN IT IS WOO
Kenneth: (( wehre the blue teleport thing is, sure ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Which Marsh
Thrice: 	Bottom Middle (D)
	Glade: 	OVER HERE
Zephyr: (( ...THE SHIT HAPPENED AT THERUINS?! ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I C UY
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Thrice: 	That was indeed Warlord
Thrice: 	No wonder my ram is dying
Glenn: (( the hell is Warlord doing with GM powers anyhow (hippo) ))
Thrice: 	I can't make him not a GM
Thrice: 	I don't think
Glenn: (( though the world destroying itself behind us is pretty cool ))
Glenn: 	*and yeah I have no bloody idea where you lot are*
Glenn: (( right ))
Glenn: (( need to save token ))
Zephyr: (( Right here ))
Glenn: (( ... ))
Thrice: 	you done hitting CTRL+C yet Agi
Glenn: (( yeah I seeya ))
Glenn: (( thing is ))
Glenn: (( maptools is being ass ))
Thrice: 	map be an X then
Glenn: (( i think I need to restart ))
Thrice: 	Because you have had Maptool up
Thrice: 	For ten days straight
Glenn: (( not an X no ))
Glenn: (( restarting ))
Glenn: (( SOMEONE ELSE ))
Glenn: (( WILL NEED TO NAB THE LOG (D) ))
agidius is disconnected.
agidius has connected.
tirkaroKujo: 	m
agidius: (( ... ))
agidius: 	or... I might have to reimport the entire token library
agidius: 	goodie
Thrice: 	....
Thrice: 	I think Maptool is about to go kaput on me too
Thrice: 	Cause of Warlord
Thrice: 	As the Cave of Ordeals map died a while aog
agidius: (( y'nope ))
agidius: 	still refusing to let me drop tokens
Tokens dropped onto map 'Pastoral Parlieu'
Thrice: 	Agi
	rabbitchappy: 	except me I guess
Thrice: 	That is probably because someone already has that name
Thrice: 	So now we just find Glenn
Thrice: 	whereever he is
Stage Builder Blocks: 	dude
Zephyr: (( Probably in own ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	just take a space on to the end of his name
Zephyr: (( Town ))
rabbitchappy: (( no ))
rabbitchappy: (( as in ))
rabbitchappy: (( I'm getting this MASSIVE FUCKHUGE ERROR BOX ))
rabbitchappy: (( EVERY TIME I TRY TO PLACE ANY TOKEN ))
Thrice: 	LET'S JUST RESTART THE DAMNED SERVER I GUESS
tirkaroKujo: 	aaawwww
rabbitchappy: (( probably on my end ))
Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
Stage Builder Blocks has connected.
Thrice has connected.
Thrice: 	well no wonder there were two
Thrice: 	I derped up the name on this one hippo
MarthTrinity has connected.
agidius has connected.
	Glenn: 	*here's your token*
agidius: 	*ownership, I guess*
	Glenn: 	*try saving it and then placing it again*
agidius: 	cripes, man
agidius: 	even the old CHAPTON token doesn't work
agidius: 	(hippo)
Thrice: 	What is the error number
Thrice: 	Or hel
Thrice: 	Just SC it
Thrice: 	and upload to PB
Thrice: 	Hm, seems I disco'd without Maptool telling me
Thrice: 	Aw well
agidius: 	http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t337/agidius/maptoolerror.png
agidius: 	*was indeed SCing it*
tirkaroKujo: 	So you seriously tried reextracting maptool
tirkaroKujo: 	and nothing happened
Thrice: 	Uninstall and reinstall Java.
Thrice: 	That should fix it
agidius: 	>should
Thrice: 	http://forums.rptools.net/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=19002
tirkaroKujo: 	Or just update it or some shit
Thrice: 	According to that, it dos
agidius: 	I ain't convinced man
Thrice: 	does*
tirkaroKujo: 	Hey, if the forums say it, it must be true
agidius: 	*just goes to system32, deletes the hell out of Java*
tirkaroKujo: 	HOW ARE YOU EVEN HERE THEN
Thrice: 	YOu have to actually run the ininstaller (D)
Thrice: 	uninstaller*
Thrice: 	Or hlel at least go through Control Panel
Stage Builder Blocks: 	. . .
Thrice: 	You will...
Thrice: 	Also need to exit Maptool
Stage Builder Blocks: 	How in the middle of pathfinder did Agi lose java
Stage Builder Blocks: 	(XD)
Thrice: 	he has to uninstall it
agidius: 	NO ONE BLOODY KNOWS
Thrice: 	and apparently refuses to
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah, exiting maptool is kinda important
agidius: 	anyhow I need to close out now
agidius is disconnected.
	Kenneth: 	*damn look at my KO'd sac of ass*
tirkaroKujo: 	Why are you even here (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	You're supposed to be dead (D)
Kenneth: (( I would assume Jandar threw my body into the circle ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope
tirkaroKujo: 	You're dead
Stage Builder Blocks: 	Jandar is indeed a 10x more memorable char than the main guy
Stage Builder Blocks: 	and is MT's rival now anyway
	Kenneth: 	hipsy
	Jandar: 	That's how it always is though
	Jandar: 	Main villain is never the most interesting
MarthTrinity: (( Soooooooo...Pathfinder's dead ))
	Jandar: 	probably
	Jandar: 	Agi is doing lots of restarting
	Jandar: 	and such
MarthTrinity: (( At least I hit that bitch (CRS) ))
MarthTrinity: (( And his attack didn't ohko me ))
	Jandar: 	You critted, it'd be right sad if you didn't hit
agidius has connected.
	Glenn: 	*JUST IMPERSONATE ME ALREADY*
	Glenn: 	*YOU CAN PROBABLY STILL DO THAT*
agidius: 	I SAID AT LEAST THREE TIMES
agidius: 	THAT WE DIDN'T NEED TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW (D)
	Glenn: 	...
	Glenn: 	You don't have to fix it
	Glenn: 	RIGHT CLICK
	Glenn: 	IMPERSONATE
	Glenn: 	*FAK U TOO*
	Glenn: 	There you're playing as and have ownership of your damned token
Glenn: 	*oh, you saved Kenneth then*
Glenn: 	*well alrig-
Kenneth: (( nope ))
Kenneth: (( Jandar threw him through the teleportation circle ))
	Glenn: 	*you did something again didn't ya (D)*
Glenn: (( ah. ))
Glenn: (( did indeed miss that ))
Kenneth: (( m ))
MarthTrinity: (( can haz ownership? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	^
Kenneth: (( m ))
Zephyr: (( Has deafness worn off yet? ))
	Kokopelli: 	Well.....that's what I get for being too trusting. Now, where the hell are we....
Thrice is disconnected.
	Glenn: 	...
Kokopelli: (( OF ))
tirkaroKujo: 	FUCKING
tirkaroKujo: 	COURSE
	Glenn: 	mfw tonight
Thrice has connected.
Thrice: 	What
Thrice: 	I deleted Chapton's token
Thrice: 	and just
Thrice: 	Disconnected me
Thrice: 	and then when I tried to reconnect
	Glenn: 	I assume you have now been infected
Thrice: 	it just took FOREVER
	Kokopelli: 	Well.....that's what I get for being too trusting. Now, where the hell are we....
Glenn: (( miiight want to make sure you can still place tokens ))
Zephyr: (( Did deafness wearoff ))
Zephyr: (( ? ))
Glenn: (( I'd say it's very near doing so ))
	Christian: 	NO
	Christian: 	NO I CAN STILL PLACE MY TOKENS
Kenneth: (( « 7*6 = 7 * 6 = 42 » ))
Kenneth: (( 42 seconds ))
Kenneth: (( so...maybe ))
Glenn: (( but I ain't the GM ))
	Kenneth: 	« 1d2 = 1 »
Kenneth: (( it has indeed worn off ))
	Zephyr: 	Ugh...finally, that fucking ringing stops....
	Kokopelli: 	Right, right...now what to do with this body...
Glenn: (( bunny chapton is now there in canon. (Y) ))
Glenn: (( aw ))
Kenneth: (( was somewhat afraid to delete it again ))
Kenneth: (( hippo ))
	Kokopelli: 	Well, guess I wasn't using these spells anyway. *CLW@Glenn*
	Kenneth: 	« 1d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 » *Sure I'll roll it*
	Kokopelli: 	« 1d8+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 » *Nothing gets revived, turns out to be a waste of spell*
	Kenneth: 	*or that*
	Glenn: 	nnn...
Kenneth: (( but I'm pretty sure that'd bring him back to CONSCIOUSNESS ))
Kenneth: (( even if he's still Disabled ))
	Glenn: 	*naw, I have 3 HP*
Kenneth: (( I menat if you were still in the negatives hippo ))
	Glenn: 	ungh, wha...?
	Glenn: 	o-ow, my ears... *raises right arm to left ear*
Kenneth: (( http://www.synchtube.com/r/Thrice Fine then, Agi (D) ))
	Nubei: 	*Still drunk* YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUGG OUT
Kenneth: (( http://www.synchtube.com/r/Thrice ))
	Glenn: 	da fugg...?
	Zephyr: 	We got our asses handed to us, kiddo...
	Glenn: 	*grabs own ass, just to make sure it's still there*
	Glenn: 	yeah, I can see that...
	Zephyr: 	*sitting down, puts hand to ear* Greaaaat...blood.
	Kokopelli: 	What a shame. Seems those baddies weren't going to play nice after all.
	Glenn: 	owow.
	Vera: 	NONE OF US ARE EVEN INTO TRAPS (D)
	Vera: 	FUCK OFF
	Glenn: 	thanks for reviving me then, Koko. *weak smile*
	Zephyr: 	Gonna give that k bitch a piece of my mind next time we see her...
	Kokopelli: 	Don't sweat it. I'm still pissed.
	Kokopelli: 	Seriously, who the hell came up with this system? I never knew this planet to be so bizarre.
	Glenn: 	*checks watch* How long was I out?
	Nubei: 	Not too long really, just a few minutes.
	Glenn: 	oh! Well, that's alright then.
Vera: (( actually it was about one minute ))
	Glenn: 	*man who cares*
Vera: (( as just 42 seconds passed since the Shout ))
	Glenn: 	*small amount of time*
Vera: (( (CHEW) ))
	Glenn: 	wait! Hold on!
	Zephyr: 	Where are you going..?
	Glenn: 	aren't you going to help Kenneth?
	Kokopelli: 	C'mon, I'm gonna go see if there's anything of worth nearby.
	Glenn: 	oh, shoo, you stupid bird!
	Kenneth: 	*she is probably not, as she wants EVERYONE to be hostile to her*
	Glenn: 	*flails arms in its direction*
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 5 = 5 + 5 = 10 » *intimidate check*
	Zephyr: 	*sighs*...*gets up*...
	Glenn: 	*SHOO, YOU STUPID BIRD*
	Glenn: 	Koko, where are you going?!
	Kokopelli: 	Dammit, didn't I say? I'm going to go see if there's anything of worth?
	Glenn: 	you can't just leave him there, though!
	Kenneth: 	*YOU CAN JUST DO A HEAL CHECK TO GET HIM CONSCIOUS YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE DC 15*
Kenneth: (( but it doesn't really matter much ))
	Kokopelli: 	Does it even matter? He'll be up soon anyway.
Kenneth: (( as Nubei is about to CDG him ))
	Glenn: 	s-still...
Zephyr: (( Heal is Wis? ))
Zephyr: (( Or INT ))
Kenneth: (( Wis* ))
Kenneth: (( oh ))
Zephyr: (( Doesn't matter, I only have +1 in each ))
Kenneth: (( I apparently typo'd ooc as oov so it didn't turn up anyhow ))
	Kokopelli: 	Hmm. Fine, if you really wanna waste my time that badly.
	Zephyr: 	Dammit, where's she wandering off to...? Hey, you still breathin buddy? « 1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10 »
	Glenn: 	just... hold on until he's at least up.
Zephyr: (( Apparently not. ))
	Glenn: 	he any better...?
	Kenneth: 	*I AM NO BETTER*
	Kokopelli: 	But I'm serious, are you just gonna try and drag along every retard that comes our way?
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »
	Glenn: 	*kneels down* come on, just keep walking... « 1d20 + 1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
	Glenn: 	*welp*
	Zephyr: 	Fuck, too fucking out of it to do shit about him.
	Glenn: 	*we allowed to just keep rolling then*
	Kokopelli: 	Are you guys serious? What the hell are you even trying to do?
	Glenn: 	*I'll assist Zeph for a +2*
Kenneth: (( yeah, you can ))
	Glenn: 	just getting him walking, or breathing, or talking, I guess.
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
Zephyr: (( Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ))
Zephyr: (( Canon ecuse. ))
Zephyr: (( *excuse ))
	Glenn: 	*anyone assisting me*
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 1 + 2 = 20 + 1 + 2 = 23 » *if so here we are*
	Kenneth: 	*you keep this up I'll probably die*
	Glenn: 	*if not, who cares*
	Kokopelli: 	Pfft, what a waste....
	Kenneth: 	*well alright that sure gets me up*
	Glenn: 	there we are. You alright?
	Kenneth: 	*sadly no healing*
	Kenneth: 	*and I actually am still disabled*
	Kokopelli: 	Well? Are you happy with wasting our time?
	Glenn: 	*what time IS it anyhow*
	Kokopelli: 	Now, shouldn't we find a better place to situate ourselves?
	Glenn: 	*I looked at my watch to no reply*
Kenneth: (( It's like 9:00 ))
Kenneth: (( AM ))
	Zephyr: 	Yeah...where the hell are we anyway?
	Glenn: 	we have time right now, though... come on, a bit of recovery is needed before we start doing any major exploring.
	Kokopelli: 	Shit, that's what I wanna know.
	Kenneth: 	*gets up* Well...dammit. That was a bust....
	Kenneth: 	*why do I have a crow familiar now*
	Glenn: 	how do you wander around in there for five hours without running into those guys, anyway?!
Kokopelli: (( bitch that crow is mine (D) ))
	Kenneth: 	Well, I was busy fighting everything that attacked me, mostly....
	Kenneth: 	They don't go quite as simply when there's just one of you
	Glenn: 	I guess not, but... anyway, Koko's and Zeph are right! We need to find out where we are!
Glenn: (( Koko's WHAT? I don't know. ))
	Zephyr: 	...Least that fucker didn't take me down...
Kenneth: (( Zephyr: KOKO'S MY WHAT? ))
	Glenn: 	you can't walk, can you?
	Glenn: 	I'd assume not...
	Kenneth: 	What? No, I can walk just fine..dammit, we need to get back to Denize!
	Kokopelli: 	So, you done yet? Good, now let's get our asses moving.
	Kokopelli: 	God, this whole day has just been one waste of effort.
Glenn: (( Zeph: That's one fine ass you've got moving right there. ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	Tirk broke the fourth wall again
	Kenneth: 	Can't say I'll be much help in fighting though...
Glenn: (( he does that a lot ))
Kenneth: (( roll all dat percep ))
Stage Builder Blocks: 	twas a joke.
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 »
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »
	Kokopelli: 	« 1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17 »
Stage Builder Blocks: 	about this session being hippo.
	Zephyr: 	ooc *blind and deaf*
Zephyr: (( * ))
Glenn: (( indeed ))
Glenn: (( he does that a lot ))
	Kenneth: 	« 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 »
	Nubei: 	« 1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16 »
	Snapping Turtle: 	*poking its head out of a hole and looking at you assholes*
Stage Builder Blocks: 	that snapping turtle is more charismatic than the talking cat.
	Snapping Turtle: 	*specifically the one that STEPPED ON IT TEN SECONDS AGO*
	Nubei: 	Oooh, turtle.
Snapping Turtle: (( Nubei ain't even a cat ))
Snapping Turtle: (( Tirk randomly just statted it as a dinosaur ))
	Kokopelli: 	Good. I was getting hungry anyway.
Stage Builder Blocks: 	how do you even get the turtle meat out of the shell
	Glenn: 	*growl* we never did get any breakfast...
	Kokopelli: 	*Slumbers turtle*
Kenneth: (( Cut the bottom I think ))
Kenneth: (( not sure ))
	Snapping Turtle: 	« 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »
Snapping Turtle: (( there's no limit to how often you can do that? ))
Kokopelli: (( I can only do it to someone once a day ))
Kokopelli: (( but otherwise, I can use it infinitely ))
Glenn: (( once per person? ))
Glenn: (( jesus that's handy ))
Snapping Turtle: (( That is indeed broken ))
Kokopelli: (( so yes, that turtles asleep ))
Snapping Turtle: (( But whatever, it only backs up my claim ))
Snapping Turtle: (( That Witches are the worst class in the game ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Nigga's asleep for two rounds, takes 2nd round to CDG it* « 1d8+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »
Kokopelli: (( now roll that check to make that roll seem slightly less shitty ))
	Snapping Turtle: 	« 1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
	Snapping Turtle: 	*hahanope CDG still broke as fuck*
Kokopelli: (( yeah gtfo ))
	Snapping Turtle: 	*why is that even a thing, good god*
Kokopelli: (( GIMME THE EXP HISAO ))
	Snapping Turtle: 	45
	Kenneth: 	Will you hurry this bullshit up?
Glenn: (( *screw math « 1478 + 45 = 1478 + 45 = 1523 » ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Puts away gun* Well, fresh meat. Now, how to prepare it?
	Kenneth: 	Kind of would like to get back home real fast.
	Glenn: 	just... I'll help you carry the turtle, let's go.
	Kokopelli: 	Well fine. I'll just eat it raw then.
	Kenneth: 	Seriously, you're going slower than a literal cripple, here.
	Glenn: 	*or not, screw the turtle*
	Kokopelli: 	« 1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11 »
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 »
Zephyr: (( Finally ))
Zephyr: (( A good Percep roll ))
Kenneth: (( there ownership of the turtle ))
Kokopelli: (( Just say we're carrying the turtle (D) ))
	Kenneth: 	« 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »
Kokopelli: (( it's just a damn turtle (D) ))
	Kokopelli: 	Well look at that. A house all the way out here.
	Glenn: 	*holds onto turtle's hind legs then*
	Glenn: 	maybe they're friendly?
	Nubei: 	Gee, we better find out *hic*
Zephyr: (( >Gets nothing for my good roll (SAD) ))
Kenneth: (( You see the house and did my headphones di. ))
Kenneth: (( OH GOD ))
Kenneth: (( STOPE MOVING ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Knocky knocky* YoooooOOoooo!
Kenneth: (( FUCKING LAG EVERYW--there we go ))
	Kenneth: 	This is...Troy's house, I think.
	Glenn: 	*sudden headache* gaah.. I guess my ears are still ringing a bit.
Kenneth: (( and yes, YooHoos are good, Tirk, but this really isn't the time. ))
	Kokopelli: 	You guys still hurting? Let's hope this Troy fellow is hospitable then.
	Troy: 	*opens door*
	Troy: 	Now who could this be...?
	Glenn: 	Hiyoooo... *waves weakly*'
	Kokopelli: 	*Waves wing sleeve* Sup. We're just travellers who managed to und up in the middle of nowhere by some freak occurance.
	Troy: 	So...go west?
	Troy: 	Little village called Denize there.
	Glenn: 	*there were CROWS on the way, man*
	Kenneth: 	Yeah, I know, I'd kind of like to get there myself.
	Glenn: 	*CROWS (shock)*
	Kokopelli: 	Hmm, so we aren't as far away as I thought.
	Glenn: 	how far did you say?
	Zephyr: 	Well then let's go to the fucking innless town I guess....
	Kokopelli: 	That's nice to know. So boys, think you can survive a few more acres of walking?
	Glenn: 	assuming that huge flock of crows isn't on the way, sure.
	Glenn: 	they seemed nasty.
	Nubei: 	Oooh man all dose crows.
	Zephyr: 	Pretty sure the bleeding's stopped so sure, why not?
	Troy: 	Closest thing to an Inn in town is Sophia's place, I guess.
	Troy: 	Though it's actually right outside town...
	Glenn: 	I guess our little tagalong crow has stopped following us for now.
	Kokopelli: 	Just grandoise. Let's get a move on.
	Glenn: 	just as well, really.
	Glenn: 	*tell me when something happens*
	Glenn: 	*percep* [1d20 + 2
	Glenn: 	]
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 2 = 4 + 2 = 6 »
Zephyr: (( kenneth died terribly ))
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 »
	Nubei: 	« 1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20 »
Zephyr: (( Touche cat. ))
Glenn: (( as did our turtle ))
Kenneth: (( tat's Tirk's fault ))
Kenneth: (( he has ownerhsip ))
	Snapping Turtle: 	WHO THE FUCK CARES
	Snapping Turtle: 	IT'S A DEAD TURTLE
Kenneth: (( you, apparently ))
	Glenn: 	*I CARE* (FEDUP)
Stage Builder Blocks: 	I could go for some turtle soup right about now
	Kokopelli: 	*Puts Turtle in inventory (D)*
	Glenn: 	oh, darn it! It's back.
	Badger 1: 	*coupla badgers, you gonna kill them too I assume*
Zephyr: (( Assuming we see nothing ))
	Glenn: 	*man, they're badgers*
	Kokopelli: 	Man, I'm just having all the luck today ain't I.
Stage Builder Blocks: 	badger skins sell for something
Stage Builder Blocks: 	kill them
	Glenn: 	*I barely even care they exist*
Zephyr: (( I'm half dead and pissed off, I ain't givin no shits about badgers. ))
	Kokopelli: 	Sorry guys, I've already scheduled a date with this turtle. But I'll be sure to eat you at a later date.
	Glenn: 	*SO HOW MANY CROWS*
	Glenn: 	« 1d20 + 2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »
	Zephyr: 	« 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »
Glenn: (( « 5d10 = 23 » for number of crows ))
	Crow 21: 	yes
	Crow 21: 	23
	Crow 23: 	*
	Kokopelli: 	Some ol' crows. How about that.
	Glenn: 	oh, of course...
	Nubei: 	Meep.
	Glenn: 	just... don't make eye contact... *doesn't do so*
	Zephyr: 	Just...don't disturb them I guess..
	Kokopelli: 	Just passin' by, don't mind us.
	Kenneth: 	Why are we even going down...
	Kenneth: 	It'd be shorter to go up.
Glenn: (( wat ))
Kenneth: (( You can go around that one tree there. ))
Kenneth: (( hippo. ))
Zephyr: (( WHY ARE YOU EVEN FOLLOWING US THEN YA DOUCHE ))
Kenneth: (( BECAUSE HE'S HALF DEAD? ))
Glenn: (( WOW, you just cut off a whole TEN BLOODY FEET ))
Glenn: (( WHO GIVES ANY SHITS AT ALL ))
	Kokopelli: 	Huh. Well that was a lot less trouble than I thought.
Kenneth: (( Jeuss Agi ))
Kenneth: (( Don't be such a fucking dick, man ))
Kenneth: (( take a chill pill ))
Kokopelli: (( Oh PC ))
Kokopelli: (( did you sleep again ))
Kenneth: (( No ))
	Zephyr: 	Almost fucking there at least..
Kenneth: (( I like how you guys just do not want Exp ))
Kenneth: (( well I guess MT and Agi have excuses ))
Glenn: (( living is preferable, yes ))
Kokopelli: (( gee, I want EXP ))
Kokopelli: (( now how would I go about doing that ))
Kenneth: (( But damn that Koko just skips the entire forest ))
Zephyr: (( Because she wubs us o3o ))
Kenneth: (( slowing down so that I can actually place monsters would be a good start ))
Glenn: (( no one wants encounters right now it seems ))
Kokopelli: (( I want encounters (FEDUP) ))
Glenn: (( your HP is in the double digits ))
Glenn: (( you be quiet (D) ))
Kokopelli: (( also, if we're too fast ))
	Kenneth: 	*MINE IS IN THE NEGATIVES*
Kokopelli: (( just push us back (D) ))
	Kenneth: 	*YOU SHUT YOUR FACE*
	Glenn: 	*you'd still be in the evil hall of evil if I didn't bitch about you being left behind*
	Glenn: 	*you shut yours (D)*
	Kenneth: 	*naw I was always gonna get thrown out after he KOd me*
	Glenn: 	is this Sophia's place, then?
	Kenneth: 	No, that's way too small...
	Kokopelli: 	This should be close to the village. Guess we're home free.
	Zephyr: 	Hell if I know, kiddo
	Kenneth: 	THAT is Sophia's place.
	Glenn: 	(way too small? Seems like a normal-sized house to me...(
	Kenneth: 	You guys can stay there if you want, I'm going to check something.
	Kokopelli: 	It is a rather large establishment, to be sure.
	Glenn: 	ah... I feel like I could just walk in and collapse.
	Kokopelli: 	*Nokku Nokku* Anyone here?
	Valence: 	Sophia! Strange woman at the door, should I send her away?
	Kokopelli: 	S-Strange!?
	Glenn: 	oh no
	Glenn: 	, don't send us away...
	Kokopelli: 	I'm.....I'm not that strange, am I?
	Sophia: 	Who isn't strange? Let her in.
	Zephyr: 	You're unique, Pel.
	Zephyr: 	One of a kind.
	Glenn: 	wha? You're not strange at all!
	Kokopelli: 	Good. Keep up that language boy. You were always my favorite for a reason.
	Valence: 	....Okay, ma'am. You're paying me, I guess. But...I'd like to see what they were hear for first. *opens door* Now, what are you here for?
Glenn: (( we are "hear" for 20 points of sonic damage ))
	Valence: 	here* (D)
	Kokopelli: 	Oh hi there. I was just stopping by.
	Kokopelli: 	Heard some good things about Sophia, and figured I'd pay a visit. Also, my friends here sorta need a place to rest for a while. Y'know, they kind of got beat up really badly.
	Glenn: 	a... little bit, yeah...
	Valence: 	By what?
	Glenn: 	man, does that guy know how to yell.
	Valence: 	Verbal abuse...?
	Kokopelli: 	Eh, a bunch of drunk idiots in a cave shouting.
	Glenn: 	of a sort...
Stage Builder Blocks: 	where'd those wacky player chars move to now
Glenn: (( move west, young fellow ))
	Zephyr: 	Sorta bleeding out of my ears here, chief.
	Kokopelli: 	Oh there you are birdy. Come here so I can pet you.
	Valence: 	Oh! Well, uh, come in, then, I guess.
	Kokopelli: 	Don't miiiind if we do.
	Zephyr: 	Thanks..
	Glenn: 	thanku...
	Sophia: 	Ahh, wonderful to have guests, though perhaps not the best of circumstances. You are hurt?
	Kokopelli: 	There you are birdy. *Pets* I think I'll call you number 59.
Glenn: (( Koko is just UP ON THE ROOF (D) ))
Kokopelli: (( YES ))
	Kokopelli: 	I'll let these guys speak for themselves.
	Glenn: 	y-yes, had something of a close encounter.
	Glenn: 	you see, we were sent to the Cave of Ordeals by some woman in a mask who called herself K.
	Zephyr: 	Then when we got there...these assholes said they were gonna "motivate us"...one of them attacked us.
Sophia: (( you attacked one of them* ))
Glenn: (( *one of them hit back, hard ))
Zephyr: (( Because he destroyed our home like a home destroying nigga (D) ))
	Glenn: 	he did... SOMETHING with his voice.
	Sophia: 	Odd, odd. But the circumstances do not matter, to Sophia. You are hurt, and that must be corrected.
	Glenn: 	all I know is that it was really, really loud.
	Glenn: 	knocked me and one of our friends out...
	Sophia: 	Which of you is hurt more?
	Kokopelli: 	It was a whole crock of shit. Luckily, none of the tards got to me.
	Glenn: 	uh... *looks to Sophia and Zeph*
	Zephyr: 	Help the kid.
	Glenn: 	are you sure, Zeph? You were right in the way of his shout...
	Glenn: 	I know you must be hurting too.
	Zephyr: 	*shakes head* He knocked you and Red out, I'll survive.
	Glenn: 	well, if you say so... *bows head slightly* thank you...
	Glenn: 	*let's hope this ain't a one shot thing*
	Sophia: 	*Cure Moderate Wounds* « 2d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 »
	Glenn: 	*or that she's going to grow tentacles and a giant mouth and eat me*
	Nubei: 	Ooh, nice pad you gots
	Glenn: 	oh! That's much better.
	Glenn: 	now do Zeph! ^_^
	Sophia: 	Sophia is not the best of healers....*Cure Light Wounds cause she only prepared one CMW apparently* « 1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »
	Valence: 	Yeah, well, it's pretty big.
	Valence: 	We get a lot of people staying here, since there's no actual Inn.
	Glenn: 	(I hope I learn some healing sometime...)
	Kokopelli: 	Let's hope you survive today Zeff. Oh right, remembered I still have this snapping turtle in my pocket.
Kenneth: (( TOO BAD HOPE ALL YOU WANT SORCERERS CAN'T HEAL ))
Kenneth: (( well like, Vampiric Touch but it's only good for the MAgus ))
	Zephyr: 	That's fine, I feel better already..and I don't think I'm in danger of dying, Pel
	Zephyr: 	Been wrong before though
Glenn: (( wait, they seriously never get Cure any sort of wounds whatsoever? ))
Glenn: (( (ono) ))
	Zephyr: 	Could be my brains leaking out of my ears for all I know.
Kenneth: (( nope ))
Kenneth: (( shoulda been a Cleric or something ))
Glenn: (( well, I had no intentions of being a healbot ))
Kenneth: (( Yet also no intentions of actaully dealing damage ))
Kenneth: (( actually* ))
	Kokopelli: 	Aha~n, really? C'mon, you still sound a bit weary.
	Kokopelli: 	Or hell, maybe I'm just weary today. Could be.
	Glenn: 	*ALSO I'M SITTING ON THE BIRD I GUESS*
Sophia: (( no you became invisible ))
Sophia: (( clearly ))
	Zephyr: 	Been a long one to say the least...wouldn't blame you.
	Sophia: 	Oh, you've been up all night...?
	Glenn: 	hey, don't be talking like that now!
	Kenneth: 	*NO THAT WOULD BE MY ASS*
	Glenn: 	It's only 9:00.
	Kenneth: 	*WHO GOT WOKEN UP AT TWO AM*
	Kokopelli: 	Aaah, is it REALLY that early?
	Zephyr: 	....oh fuck me you've got to be joking, righ?
	Zephyr: 	t
	Kokopelli: 	Felt like so much later.
	Glenn: 	er... well, 9:12...
Kenneth: (( hell naw nigga it's like 11 now ))
Kenneth: (( no fast-travel ))
Glenn: (( IT WAS NINE O CLOCK WHEN WE STARTED WALKING OVER HERE (LOLWUT) ))
Kenneth: (( you're not in The Mall anymore Agi ))
Kenneth: (( get out of that Fallout mindset ))
Glenn: (( that's not even 500 feet (un) ))
	Zephyr: 	*checks pocket watch* Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuu....goddammit.
Kenneth: (( not going by GAME MECHANICS no ))
Glenn: (( okay well I guess it is ))
Glenn: (( in fact it's probably a quarter mile ))
Kenneth: (( but going by game mechanics ))
Glenn: (( but it does not take two bloody hours to walk that long (D) ))
Kenneth: (( this entire world isn't even a fifth of a fucking mile long ))
Kenneth: (( So yeah, that only plays into combat ))
	Glenn: 	*GUESS IT'S TWO HOURS LATER THAN IT WAS 15 MINUTES AGO THEN*
	Glenn: 	*CARRY ON*
	Kokopelli: 	Ah, so, you wanna just rest here? Or do you think you have anything else to do?
Kenneth: (( OOC MINUTES IS NOT IC MINUTES MOTHERFUCKER ))
Kenneth: (( HOW ARE YOU CALLING BULLSHIT ON THIS (D) ))
	Kokopelli: 	Because man, screw you day for being so long.
	Glenn: 	(CD-i Link) I just wonder what KENNETH'S up to! *rolls eyes*
	Valence: 	Well, we've got enough rooms, I guess...
	Kenneth: 	*I'm right here are you blind*
Glenn: (( and birdwatching I assume ))
	Zephyr: 	(We walk in on somethin? This guy seems really moody about us staying here..)
	Valence: 	Huh? Hey, I'm a guard, buddy. I don't really like letting strange people stay here.
	Glenn: 	it's an inn, isn't it?
Kokopelli: (( a mind-reading guard at that ))
	Valence: 	But if she says it's fine, that's that.
Valence: (( oh ))
	Zephyr: 	...you a mind reader too?
Valence: (( did not notice those random () ))
	Glenn: 	you'd think you get used to it.
Valence: (( nvm then ))
Zephyr: (( retract last line then ))
Valence: (( continue thinking you walked in on them having sex at 11 am ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Leans on Zephyr* Bleeeeh. So, you still feel like hitting the town guys?
	Glenn: 	*frowns*
Valence: (( it's 4:30, I assume Agi feels like sleep ))
Valence: (( even though it's only 1:30 there ))
	Glenn: 	we haven't really gotten a chance to see the sights yet...
	Glenn: 	and after that little mountain climbing escapade, I think we could afford to invest in some rope *laughs*
Kenneth: (( >Agi is Sakurai ))
Kenneth: (( Yeah, he's too tired. ))
Glenn: (( *LAUGHS* ))
Glenn: (( *LAUGHS ALL THE LAUGHS* ))
	Zephyr: 	Well I feel less like dying now so sure, guess we can look around.
	Zephyr: 	Not sure if I could sleep now if I tried anyway.
Glenn: (( *I could, easily* ))
	Kokopelli: 	*Still holding onto Zeff* Yeah, Rope, rope would be fine. That and...I guess there's still some people to see anyway.
Glenn: (( and in fact will probably collapse midway through whatever else we do tonight ))
Sophia: (( why is she holding onto you you have like 13 HP ))
Kokopelli: (( >Implying anything else will happen tonight ))
Sophia: (( is she just TRYING to drag you to the ground ))
Kokopelli: (( yes ))
Zephyr: (( I assume she was just clinging to his arm or something. ))
Kenneth: (( I imagine her holding his arm and just swinging around. ))
Kenneth: (( as she IS autistic ))
Glenn: (( she has 50 int ))
Kenneth: (( Austism doesn't mean you're stupid ))
Zephyr: (( Autistic -^ ))
Kokopelli: (( 50 INT and minimum WIS ))
Glenn: (( austism indeed ))
Kokopelli: (( dear god it all makes sense ))
Glenn: (( hell was an austice again ))
Kenneth: (( Auswitchm ))
Glenn: (( why does that word look familiar ))
Kenneth: (( Koko is an Autistic Nazi ))
Glenn: (( apparently Austice is a name ))
Kenneth: (( probably Josef Mengele ))
Kokopelli: (( the bastard ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, session over everyone, go home
Kenneth: (( indeed ))
Kenneth: (( And Agi, I heard what you said earlier, I am omnipotent and all ))
Kenneth: (( but whatever, no hard feelins ))
Glenn: (( heard who to the what now ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And all I got was this stupid Snapping turtle (SAD)
tirkaroKujo: 	Although shit
	Kenneth: 	So yeah, at least SOMETHING happened (FEDUP)
tirkaroKujo: 	We woke up real fucking early
	Kenneth: 	Even if nobody liked it
tirkaroKujo: 	We deserve to sleep in the middle of the day (D)
	Zephyr: 	I got to crit that badguy nigga.
	Zephyr: 	And now I've got a hot girl hanging off me.
	Zephyr: 	Today was a good day.
	??? 1: 	It was worth it.
tirkaroKujo: 	gtfo godot
	Jandar: 	Guess there's no reason to save them as ??? anymore
	Glenn: 	betterthanexpected.jpg indeed
	Zephyr: 	-AND- his Shout didn't ohko me (COOL)
tirkaroKujo: 	You should have waited before attacking (D)
	Jandar: 	What
tirkaroKujo: 	So that I could use Slumber first
tirkaroKujo: 	and maybe, just maybe it would have succeeded that time (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Although I'm sure it can only effect Jandar at like, a Nat 1
tirkaroKujo: 	And the DC for slumber is only like, 16
	Jandar: 	I only have +8 Will save
	Jandar: 	(HIPPO)
	Zephyr: 	SO YEAH GLENN
	Zephyr: 	HERE'S SOME GOLD FOR A MOVIE
	Zephyr: 	Take Nubei with you
	Glenn: 	okay!
	Jandar: 	Still not sure why sleep activates Coup de Grace
	Kokopelli: 	The grownups need thier alone time sweetie (SINISTER)
	Jandar: 	Or why the check is so ungodly high
	Jandar: 	Especially at high levels
tirkaroKujo: 	It just is son
tirkaroKujo: 	It just is
	Jandar: 	There should probably be a limit on Slumber
Stage Builder Blocks: 	It is some sort of assassination ability to use on sleeping people
Stage Builder Blocks: 	*Is it
tirkaroKujo: 	Well, there is
	Jandar: 	To not be able to affect things above the Witch's Hit Dice
tirkaroKujo: 	It only lasts for an amount of rounds equal to the witch's level
	Jandar: 	Helplessness of any kind, MW
	Jandar: 	And basically
	Jandar: 	They have to roll a Fort check
tirkaroKujo: 	and did I mention the DC is only 10+INT mod+ half witches level (D)
	Jandar: 	>only
	Jandar: 	Sleep is 10+int mod+1
	Jandar: 	(HIPPO)
	Jandar: 	And even this uy has to roll at least an 8
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, CDG is basicaly
	Jandar: 	And roll equal to or higher to 10+damage delt
	Jandar: 	a
	Jandar: 	Which is
	Jandar: 	Y'know
	Jandar: 	REAL FUCKING HIGH at high levels
tirkaroKujo: 	an attacker can take a Full-Round action to score an attack that always hits and crits
	Kenneth: 	ESPECIALLY SINCE IT IS ALWAYS A CRIT.
tirkaroKujo: 	and also must roll said impossible fort check
tirkaroKujo: 	or else die
	Kenneth: 	Hell for Rogues it is literally just impossible
	Kenneth: 	« 1d6+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 » « 2d8 = 10 »
	Kenneth: 	« 1d8 = 7 »*
	Kenneth: 	So he would have to roll...
	Kenneth: 	« 10+22+7 = 10 + 22 + 7 = 39 »
	Kenneth: 	On his fort check
	Kenneth: 	From a level 2 Rogue.
	Kenneth: 	So yeah, complete bullshit, and I really need to fix that
	Jandar: 	« 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 »
	Jandar: 	So I would have to Nat 20
	Jandar: 	To survive that
	Blair: 	Even I only have +9
	Jandar: 	I will probably just make it so that they do not roll
	Jandar: 	Unless they are actually put at negative HP
	Jandar: 	And since you're still getting a free fucking crit, I'd say that's still fairly powerful
	Glenn: 	not nearly powerful enough (D)
	Kokopelli: 	SO YES, JUST GET RID OF THE ONLY REASON WHY SLUMBER, THE SIGNATURE MOVE OF THE WORST SPELLCASTING CLASS, IS GOOD (CRY)
	Jandar: 	>WORST SPELLCASTING CLASS
	Jandar: 	WHAT
	Jandar: 	You get all nine spell levels and can PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP AT WILL
	Zephyr: 	GLENN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? (D)
	Jandar: 	INFINITELY (D)
	Glenn: 	why would I not be
	Kokopelli: 	I CAN'T DO IT TO THE SAME PERSON TWICE (d)
	Glenn: 	I'm just staying here until I pass out
	Jandar: 	And 16 is a pretty high check, especialyl for Will
	Jandar: 	Fort, maybe.
	Kokopelli: 	WELL, UNLESS I HAVE SOME FEAT
	Jandar: 	Things have Fort
	Kokopelli: 	BUT THEN I CAN'T DO IT THREE TIMES (D)
	Zephyr: 	koko can't do it with the same person more than once.
	Jandar: 	IT IS STILL BROKEN AS ALL FUCK
	Zephyr: 	Better make this one count (D)
	Jandar: 	Also, yes Agi
	Jandar: 	I get it (D)
	Jandar: 	You hated this session (D)
	Jandar: 	And every other session, it's fine
	Jandar: 	I am omnipotent, I know all (D)
	Jandar: 	I also don't really care, hopefully you will stop
	Kokopelli: 	So yes, PC is just out to get me (cry)
	Glenn: 	man I don't know what you're babbling about at this point
	Glenn: 	and don't care really
	Jandar: 	Considering you're being an ass right now, it's not tough to figure out (D)
	Jandar: 	Especially not with my 22 Wis
	Jandar: 	Er, as in, mine
	Jandar: 	Not Jandar's
	Jandar: 	...did anyone even have sense motive
	Jandar: 	Ah, yes, some do
	Jandar: 	And Kenneth does I guess, but that one kind of went down the crapper
	Jandar: 	after Jandar OHKO'd him
	Jandar: 	Because of MT (D)
	Jandar: 	That faggot
	Kokopelli: 	ANY REASON WHY I CANNOT PUT AN ELDER DRAGON TO SLEEP
	Jandar: 	I assume they're immune to mind-affecting abilities
	Kokopelli: 	AND THEN KILL IT IN ONE HIT WITH MY DINGY PISTOL (D)
	Zephyr: 	Did you get Unnatural Lust btw?
	Kokopelli: 	Though yes, that ain't gonna work on a Dragon
	Kokopelli: 	I don't get that until like....
	Kokopelli: 	Spell Level 2 or some shit
	Kokopelli: 	Which is like, level 3 or 4
	Jandar: 	She doesn't get level 2 spells until level 3 or --m
	Zephyr: 	Ah
	Jandar: 	So yeah, harken back to Tirkfinder's first three sessions
	Jandar: 	What was the general opinion on this session
	Glenn: 	*things happened*
	Glenn: 	*which is good*
	Kokopelli: 	But sadly, it only ended in the death of a turtle
	Kokopelli: 	>Says campaign is completel goody-goody oreinted
	Kokopelli: 	>Only way to get EXP is by killing things
	Kokopelli: 	Scumbagthrice.jpg
	Jandar: 	>Thrice
	Jandar: 	well okay, whatever
	Jandar: 	You'll probably be getting mroe Exp
	Jandar: 	Hell
	Jandar: 	i could give you Exp
	Jandar: 	For attacking Jandar
	Jandar: 	Though I have no idea what his CR even would be
	Zephyr: 	We should get EXP for all sorts of things. Like giving Glenn a swirly.
	Jandar: 	Probably somewhat high
	Kokopelli: 	We should get EXP for having sex (D)
	Zephyr: 	Yes.
	Zephyr: 	Yes we should.
	Glenn: 	seems legit
	Kokopelli: 	It has been decided
	Jandar: 	I will just
	Jandar: 	What Exp do you need for 3rd level
	Kokopelli: 	shitloads
	Glenn: 	roll Fort for pregnancy check
	Jandar: 	CAuse that one attack
	Jandar: 	If I do it by HP
	Glenn: 	« 3300 - 1523 = 3300 - 1523 = 1777 »
	Glenn: 	^ that much
	Jandar: 	Like, how much HP you dealt to him
	Kokopelli: 	We need 3,300 exp for level 3
	Jandar: 	Then you would get...
	Zephyr: 	PC will just give us EXP depending on how well we RP the sex. We better study up on Literotica.
	Kokopelli: 	We currently have 1523
	Jandar: 	2215.
	Glenn: 	...
	Glenn: 	JESUS.
	Glenn: 	nice crit, MT.
	Jandar: 	er
	Glenn: 	(chew)
	Kokopelli: 	BETTER HIT THAT FANFICTION.NET NIGGA
	Jandar: 	That's not divided
	Glenn: 	sad
	Kokopelli: 	NOPE, TOO LATE
	Jandar: 	So...
	Jandar: 	740
	Glenn: 	« 2215/3 = 2215 / 3 = 738.3333333333333333333333333333333 »
	Kokopelli: 	YOU DEALT IT, YOU DEALT IT (CHEW)
	Jandar: 	Woo I was about right
	Jandar: 	Fine
	Jandar: 	Whatever
	Jandar: 	Should we switch to Medium now
	Jandar: 	Take you 2215 each I don't really care
	Glenn: 	*yay I get AC now*
	Jandar: 	You deserve it for actually dealing some damage to him
	Jandar: 	and then not getting OHKOd
	Zephyr: 	« 1523+2215 = 1523 + 2215 = 3738 »
	Glenn: 	« 1d6 + 3 + 1 = 2 + 3 + 1 = 6 » nat 1
	Glenn: 	close enough
	Zephyr: 	« 1d10+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »
Zephyr: (( Ho boy. ))
	Kokopelli: 	I will entirely assume our 3738 exp is now canon and take it like a man
	Blair: 	alrgiht, whatever
	Kokopelli: 	So yeah, Medium leveling now
	Blair: 	Just reroll the HP
	Kokopelli: 	HEY
Zephyr: (( Nah, I'll take the three ))
	Blair: 	Cause difficulty is about to step up (D)
	Kokopelli: 	I DIDN'T GET TO REROLL MY NAT 1 HP CHECK (D)
	Fiora: 	Why am I train engineer
	Kenneth: 	remember you get Feats and shit too
	Kenneth: 	And maybe BAB/Saves
	Glenn: 	you are george clooney, but are you still man??
	Kenneth: 	Guess I'd better level this guy up
	Kenneth: 	Wait you get four HP MT (WARY)
	Kenneth: 	Unless you put the favored class bonus into a skill point
	Kenneth: 	« 1d8+2+1 = 1 + 2 + 1 = 4 »
	Kenneth: 	God dammit
	Kokopelli: 	Also, never realized just how good this Gurren Lagann song is
	Glenn: 	ooh, bloodline miscellanea
	Kenneth: 	It's the first ending theme
	Kenneth: 	PRetty good, yeah
	Kenneth: 	*wait what am I even doing, I don't roll for this guy's GP*
	Kenneth: 	HP*
	Kenneth: 	« 4+2+1 = 4 + 2 + 1 = 7 »
	Kenneth: 	Just be an NPC, always average niggers
	Kenneth: 	Or...slightly above average as Pathfinder seems to roll 4.5
	Kenneth: 	For 1d8
	Kenneth: 	For whatever reason
	Glenn: 	because that's the average
	Kokopelli: 	« 1d6+4+1 = 1 + 4 + 1 = 6 » gogogo nat 1
	Kenneth: 	m
	Kokopelli: 	Holy shit I'm on a roll
	Zephyr: 	......
	Glenn: 	average roll on a d6 is 3.5
	Kenneth: 	*wait right I'm a Knife Master*
	Glenn: 	(wary)
	Kenneth: 	*do I get something else*
	Zephyr: 	Oops
	Zephyr: 	Miine was actually 4
	Kenneth: 	Yeah
	Kenneth: 	From the favored class
	Zephyr: 	Indeed.
	Zephyr: 	Also...
	Zephyr: 	>Picked random movie on Netflix
	Zephyr: 	>Half an hour into it
	Kokopelli: 	Did you get DUECE BIGALOW MALE GIGALO
	Zephyr: 	>realize it's not in English
	Glenn: 	(XD)
	Kokopelli: 	Giggolo?
	Kokopelli: 	I could never spell that shit
	Kenneth: 	Gigolo
	Kenneth: 	IIRC
	Kenneth: 	*does indeed get knife sense instead of trap sense*
	Kenneth: 	or blade sense
	Kenneth: 	or whatever
	Glenn: 	I assume that is entirely useless
	Kenneth: 	Nope
	Kenneth: 	Trap Sense is the useless one
	Glenn: 	*RIGHT*
	Glenn: 	*I'D SAVE MY TOKEN*
	Glenn: 	*BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW, DOES IT*
	Zephyr: 	And now I must go to Weepingcock for protips on sex scenes.
	Kenneth: 	Basically a +1 to AC against light blades
	Kenneth: 	that scales with level
	Kokopelli: 	Fan Fiction Friday it is then
	Zephyr: 	Should probably use this line: "I am going to bang you so boldly until I bust baking loads of cream into all your dank holes! First I'm going to make you chugalug my feverish wads of cum down your fl**zy mouth over and over again!"
	Kokopelli: 	better roll for anal circumfrence (FEDUP)
	Glenn: 	...
	Glenn: 	out of all of that
	Glenn: 	FLOOZY is the one that's censored?
	Kenneth: 	*Right I get a feat*
	Kokopelli: 	I now has level 2 spells
	Kokopelli: 	and can cast two of them a day so pty
	Glenn: 	*does not* (sad)
	Glenn: 	*takes BLOATMAGE INITIATE as my feat* (D)
	Zephyr: 	"Your penis is like a hot, iron pipe, hitting my insides."
	Zephyr: 	"This is bad... I'll cum first if he gouges against the entrance to my womb at this pace..." Even without a womb that sounds terrible to me.
	Kokopelli: 	>Goes to Fanfiction.net
	Kokopelli: 	Why does Beyblade have more fics than One Piece (D)
	Glenn: 	Let it rip!
	Kenneth: 	...WHAT?
	Kenneth: 	I mean I like Beyblade and all
	Kokopelli: 	WHY DOES LEGAL DRUG
	Kenneth: 	But seriously?
	Kokopelli: 	HAVE MORE FICS THAN GURREN LAGANN
	Zephyr: 	DUde
	Kenneth: 	THE SHIT IS LEGAL DRU
	Kenneth: 	G
	Kokopelli: 	I MEAN, I LIKE LEGAL DRUG AND ALL
	Zephyr: 	I'm still waiting for volume 4 of LD
	Kokopelli: 	BUT JESUS
	Zephyr: 	And will never get it =(
	Kokopelli: 	Vol 4 will come out at the same time as Half Life Episode 3 (crying)
	Zephyr: 	Because CLAMP hates vaguely homoerotic manga apparently.
	Kokopelli: 	WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THAT CLAMP (CRYING)
	Kenneth: 	Wait a second
	Kenneth: 	This looks like GetBackers but with more homo (D)
	Zephyr: 	So much homo
	Kokopelli: 	Lots of homo
	Kokopelli: 	It's not even remotely subtle with it
	Zephyr: 	It's the closest thing to yaoi I've ever read/enjoyed.
	Zephyr: 	SO GLENN.
	Zephyr: 	HOW GOES DYING?
	Glenn: 	not all that well (D)
	Glenn: 	man, at least I was pissed at the guy (D)
	Glenn: 	Kenneth wasn't involved at all (fedup)
	Kenneth: 	I was involved with nothing to do with you (D)
	Kenneth: 	You go watch your movie, I'm buying non-Poison Potions
	Glenn: 	that
	Zephyr: 	kenneth just lost his girlfriend forevah
	Glenn: 	that was indeed the point
	Glenn: 	Kenneth is just OHKOd
	Kenneth: 	But yes, plans for Kenneth went south the very second he was OHKOd
	Glenn: 	for something he doesn't care about
	Kenneth: 	He cared
	Glenn: 	about Halycon?
	Glenn: 	naaw
	Kenneth: 	Not about Halcyon, no
	Kenneth: 	But they had to motivate him too
	Glenn: 	...
	Glenn: 	oh, it is halcyon, isn't it
	Zephyr: 	They said something about a girl he loved.
	Kenneth: 	Did anyone save the entire log
	Glenn: 	I've always spelled it with the c and the y reversed
	Zephyr: 	And he ran off.
	Glenn: 	*ahahaa you funny man*
	Kenneth: 	Tirk? (FEDUP)
	Kokopelli: 	GUESS I BETTER DO IT
	Kenneth: 	Good
	Kenneth: 	Cause I saved the first part
	Kenneth: 	and have no idea how much I missed
	Kenneth: 	hippo
	Glenn: 	christ
	Zephyr: 	I saved it