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- >DONG DING
- "Who where?"
- >You open up your door and lord in heaven, that is the sexiest horse you've ever seen.
- >WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat
- >But seriously, she's pretty dang tall compared to your average pony.
- >Not as tall as a Princess, but she's getting there.
- >This unicorn mare has an acid-green coat and a nice, black mane.
- "Can I help you?"
- >She looks like she's about to cry, and it's only just now that you notice a few foals hiding behind her.
- >"P-please, sir, I need your help. Can my foals and I have a place to stay for the night? It's so cold out, and I don't know where I can go to...."
- >Bitch, it is the middle of summer.
- >Y'all smell something afoot.
- >For example, they looked soaked with water but it hasn't rained in days.
- >Second, you can see that one of the foals' disguises has failed, leaving you with a trembling changeling on your doorstep.
- >You might could die.
- >Then again, when's the last time you had an adventure?
- >Or really did anything remotely exciting?
- >For you it's just wake up, go to work as a smithy, go home, and go to bed.
- >You look back down and the undisguised changeling has gotten bored and is now peeing in your rose bushes.
- >....
- >Fuck it.
- "Sure, come on in. Just make sure to wipe your hooves off before you walk into the carpet. Seems like you were soaked in that storm."
- >Will she catch her mistake, or...?
- >"Oh, yes, thank you. It sure is... uhm.... oh geez..."
- >Nailed it.
- "Yeah, those uncontrolled rainclouds sometimes just float on by out of the Everfree."
- >You sigh dramatically for effect.
- "That's just one of the many risks I take by living so close to the forest's edge."
- >You turn back around and smirk at the self-assured look the unicorn mare's got on her face.
- >"Yes! Yes, a raincloud just came out of nowhere. Soaked me and my foals right to the chitin."
- >There's a brief pause, and then...
- >"Bone. Soaked right to the bone."
- >Smooth, Chrysalis.
- >You call her that because it is very obviously the changeling Queen in disguise.
- >This goes on for quite a while.
- Two Weeks Later
- >You wake up, once again, with the undisguised changeling cuddling you in her sleep.
- >You call her Peachy Glory.
- >When your guests first started to live here, Chrysalis seemed so legitimately desperate that you honestly just didn't have the heart to point out that you'd seen through her plans.
- >And after the one-week mark, you realized that it would be really awkward to bring it up after all that time, so you just let to slide.
- >Chrysalis hasn't noticed it, the undisguised changeling hasn't noticed it, and none of the disguised changelings have noticed it either, so you let sleeping dogs lie.
- >Peachy Glory does this tiny adorable yawn and her eyes flutter open.
- >"Morning, Daddy."
- >HHNNNNGG
- >Oh, you can't handle this.
- >They aren't even your kids but they've got you wrapped around their hooves.
- "Morning, Peachy. Sleep well?"
- >You give her weird head fin a rubbing, and Peachy Glory purrs like a cat.
- "Yeah-huh. Can we go wake up Mommy now?"
- "Sure thing."
- >Seems these foals have paired you up with Chrysalis.
- >Or, "Sherbet Dasher", as she prefers to go by.
- >When you go to her room (aka the laundry room), you find her asleep in her natural form.
- >Again.
- >"Mommy! Mommy, it's time to get up!"
- >Peachy runs onto Chrysalis's bed (aka a pile of unwashed laundry) and nudges her nose with a hoof.
- >Chrysalis snorts and slowly opens her eyes, which go wide when she finally spots you.
- >Quick as a flash, she turns back into Sherbet Dasher and grins nervously at you.
- >>"G-good morning, Anon. Sleep w-well?"
- >You just smile and play along.
- "Sure did, Sherbet. Want to help me make some breakfast?"
- >>"Ab-absolutely."
- >Chrysalis picks up Peachy by the scruff of her neck and carries her into your kitchen.
- >She'll wake up her other foals when she's done pretending to eat.
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