SAO as seen by Aegil.

Aug 25th, 2012
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  1. In tha year 2022, tha Virtual Realitizzle Massively Multiplaya Online Role-Playin Game (VRMMORPG), Sword Art Online (SAO), is busted out. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! With tha Nerve Gear, a virtual realitizzle helmet dat stimulates tha userz five senses via they dome, playas can experience n' control they in-game charactas wit they minds.
  3. On November 6, 2022, all tha playas log up in fo' tha straight-up original gangsta time, n' subsequently discover dat they is unable ta log out. They is then informed by Kayaba Akihiko, tha creator of SAO, dat if they wish ta be free, they must reach tha 100th floor of tha gamez tower n' defeat tha final boss. But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat if they avatars die in-game, they bodies will also die up in tha real ghetto. Right back up up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da rap bigs up Kirito, a scapped playa whoz ass is determined ta beat tha game fo' realz. As tha game progresses, Kirito eventually beplayaz a female playa named Asuna wit whom he eventually falls up in ludd fo' realz. Afta tha duo discover tha identitizzle of Kayabaz avatar up in SAO, they confront n' defeat him, freein themselves n' tha other playas from tha game.
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