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  1. OrangeClock is sitting at his computer. VirusClock approaches.
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  3. VirusClock: Hey, OrangeClock. You should buy some ClockCoin.
  4. OrangeClock: What is ClockCoin?
  5. VirusClock: It's like money on the internet, but it isn't real. Or something. All I know is if you buy it you will get rich.
  6. Orange: Ok, I'll buy one ClockCoin for 10cc's.
  7.  
  8. Computer screen shows graph going up. "You have 1,337,000cc's!"
  9.  
  10. OrangeClock: Holy shit! It is party time!
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  12. OrangeClock goes on a binge with hookers and drugs; buying fancy shit like boats, and houses, and private jets. Then gets extremely drunk and passes out.
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  14. OrangeClock wakes up the next morning with a hangover; surrounded by empty bottles and garbage.
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  16. OrangeClock: Oh, I wonder what my ClockCoin is worth today.
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  18. Checks computer. "You owe us 20,000,000cc's. Pay up, you cunt!"
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  20. OrangeClock: What the hell happened?
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  22. VirusClock: Oh you didn't hear? It was all a ponzi scheme. Started by me. And now I have all of your money. Also, while you were asleep I put my dick on your clock and took a picture. See?
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  24. Virus hands Orange the picture.
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  26. Next show Virus being thrown out of a window of a high rise building and falling comically to the ground, like Wile E. Coyote. TEH EDN
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