Oompa: HEY BITCH I'M REMOVING YOU FROM MY CONTACT LIST
Oompa: KTHXBAI
o0clint0o: uhh WTF?
Oompa: Who are you?
o0clint0o: clint from neowin
Oompa: k. Why are you IMing me?
o0clint0o: im not... you IMed me first
Oompa: Dude, you're not even in my contact list. Quit bullshitting me. Why are you IMing me?
o0clint0o: if Im not its because you just removed me!!
Oompa: Quit with this bullshit... Why the fuck are you IMing me?
o0clint0o: LOL
o0clint0o: hmm do you have an iPhone?
Oompa: ...You hunted down my SN for that dumb question? What a waste of time. And no, I don't.