Truant

Woodie Allen said that 80% of success is just showing up. Unfortunately I was taken to court for excessive truancy when I was in high school, so I guess I need to figure out what that other 20% is and excel at that. I sure do hope the other 20% is napping, because then I'd fucking kill it. Step aside, Woodie Allen; I'm ultra successful. Wait, did I say napping? That's amusing, because I meant to say rapping, a skill at which I am phenomenal...not unlike how a snowman may or may not be abominable. *drops mic* *picks up mic, fumbles with it* The sound guy made me bring my own microphone from home for that one.