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When several people are killed in a peculiar manner, a Europol agent suspects that it could be the work of Ninja assassins. Her superiors warn her that she&#39;s entering dangerous territory. But she investigates nonetheless and it leads her to another dead agent who was also investigating the same thing. When she is marked for death, she is saved by another Ninja, whom she learns has gone renegade.
A young ninja turns his back on the orphanage that raised him, leading to a confrontation with a fellow ninja from the clan.
If you&#39;re planning on going over the top there can be but one destination... NINJA ASSASSIN.<br/><br/>Despite having one of the most redundant movie titles ever, this joint is an express train to Badassvill. NINJA ASSASSIN is exactly what a ninja flick is supposed to be, precisely what every 80&#39;s ninja flick wanted to be and totally what I&#39;d have done if I made ninja flicks. Geysers of ninja blood not medically feasible, cascades of ninja shuriken* blocking out the light and an acid trip of ninja martial arts unseen since The Matrix await you. <br/><br/>Is there a ninja story? Ninja please! <br/><br/>If you&#39;re put off by brutal ninja training flashbacks, supernatural ninja powers, forbidden ninja love, ninja betrayal, ninja vengeance and plenty of tough-guy ninja glaring, go watch the notebook sissy-pants cuz NINJA ASSASSIN is going to sneak up and kick you in the girly parts in a completely unsneaky way. <br/><br/>DO NOT watch this movie with people who presume to know anything about ninjas, historically minded ass-tards that can&#39;t just enjoy stuff or female companions who have ever said &quot;I don&#39;t get it.&quot; during a movie. <br/><br/>Ninja.<br/><br/>*I must note that the shuriken in this movie aren&#39;t the credit card thin coaster sized hunks of crap you&#39;d buy at the local dirt mall form the creepy guy. NO SIR! These things are armor piercing hub caps that make a noise in flight like a P-51&#39;s prop coming loose sound like a damn tire iron when they hit something.
Raizo (Rain) is a ninja assassin trained since childhood. He has since rejected the clan-centric organization that dismisses individuality. Europol agent Mika Coretti (Naomie Harris) has a theory about ninjas doing assassinations and her boss Ryan Maslow (Ben Miles) is reluctant to believe her. The clan has become killers for hire.<br/><br/>There is a lot of slice and dice action. It&#39;s filmed well but that is the only worthwhile thing in this movie. The plot is nothing. Rain is a Korean popstar who has learned from the Keanu Reeves school of acting. Naomie Harris is nothing special. There is no chemistry and limited showcase for any acting abilities. By the last act, even the slice and dice action gets boring.
Let's be honest, killing is this film's business...and business is good.
In Singapore only a cut version of this movie was released in order to get a rating. This censored version misses out nearly 45 seconds of violent scenes that are featured in the uncensored versions. The following advisories are provided byHome Box Office<br/><br/> Rated R for: Graphic Violence, Adult Content, Adult Language.(HBO advisory)  a5c7b9f00b