Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)

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(♪♪♪)

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(♪♪♪)

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BAT: Welcome to Slaughterhouse.

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An unashamedly exclusive
pillar of excellence.

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No other school in England
or indeed on Earth

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can rival
our glorious surroundings.

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A place at
Slaughterhouse

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is the envy
of the civilized world.

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Slaughterhouse?
From these hallowed fields...

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Bit of a weird name
for a school.

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BAT: Generations of
young Slaughterians

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have left their mark.

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I went to see
the headmaster yesterday.

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He was very impressive. Why
are you showing me this?

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Don, a place has come
free next term.

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This never usually happens.

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You know we talked about
moving schools.

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This is our chance.

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What, at Slaughterhouse?
Is this an April Fool joke?

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No. I drove six hours
there and back

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yesterday
to see the headmaster.

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Do I look like I'm joking?

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You need to knuckle down,
work hard like your dad.

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Dad left school at 16, Mum.

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Dad worked his bollocks off,

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and he never had
opportunities like this.

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You sit around here all day,
doing bugger all, drinking pop,

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and playing computer games
with your friends.

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(HIP-HOP PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)

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And you don't get up till
after midday. You're depressed.

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(IN LOUD VOICE) You're out of milk,
Mrs. Wallace.

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Thanks, Mikey.
(MIKEY BELCHES)

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That's what I mean.
You need some new friends.

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You could be rubbing shoulders
with the leaders of tomorrow.

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Future prime ministers,
actors,

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spies, pop stars.

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You need to learn some
survival skills. Get real, Don.

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Real? Mum, this ain't real.

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This is just a bunch
of stuck-up twats

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with a load of money.
All right? Look.

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They've got their own army. It's cadets.

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You've got other fun activities
too. Look. Sports, girls.

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You know, it's like a very
exclusive holiday camp.

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BAT:... to your child's
precious career.

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I love you to bits... Yes! Ha, ha!

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Wait a minute.
I knew it. I knew you'd say yes.

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Thank God because
I already paid in advance.

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Don't you dare
go changing your mind.

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What? Got your tie.

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Same color as my bag. Can we talk about it?

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Let's have a picture.
Just gonna go get Dad.

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No, don't get Dad.

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Mum, leave him.
He's fine.

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It's all right.

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BAT: Good manners, good looks,

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and good breeding.

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(SIGHS)

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Mikey!

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MIKEY: Yes, Mrs. Wallace?
Put your arm around Dad.

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Can you take a picture, love?

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BAT: At Slaughterhouse...
He'd be proud of you.

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BAT: ...a family that
is ready to fight

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MIKEY: Come on, smile,
you posh bastard.

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BAT:
...until the bloody end.

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Cry "Per caedes ad astra."

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Through slaughter
to immortality.

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(♪♪♪)

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♪ Breakin' rocks
In the hot sun ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I needed money
'Cause I had none ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I left my baby
And it feels so bad ♪

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♪ I guess my race is run ♪

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♪ She's the best girl
That I ever had ♪

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Stop worrying, darling.

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You're gonna fit right in.

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What are they gonna do,
eat you alive?

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Mum! Dad!

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Love, I know it's been tough
with your dad gone.

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We hit bottom.

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The worst is over.

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Look.

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You're going to school
in a bloody palace.

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Come here.

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(SONG CONTINUES ON RECORD)

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♪ Robbin' people
With a six-gun ♪

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(SNORTS)

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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Can you hide something for me? Depends.

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What is it?

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Just this.

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Ammo?

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Leave it with me.Thanks.

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♪ I left my baby
And it feels so bad ♪

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♪ I guess my race is run ♪

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♪ She's the best girl
That I ever had ♪

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♪ I fought the law
And the law won ♪

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Piss off, you twats! Shut up.

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Piss off.

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♪ ... and the law won ♪

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♪ I fought the law and... ♪

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(GUN COCKS)

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Ah, Mr. Blake,
you're in. Good man.

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Mr. Houseman, sir.

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I have someone I'd like you
to meet. Come in, Don.

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This is your new study,

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and this is Willoughby,
your new roommate.

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Will, this is Don Wallace,
our new Spartan.

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Welcome to hell.

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Dab of snuff?

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(ADULTS CHUCKLE)

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Will's a bit of
a legend in Sparta.

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Takes one to know one, eh?

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Will's part of
a long line of Spartans

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that really left their mark.

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This is your desk
where you shall be

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spending many a happy hour,
I'm sure,

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studying away
like a little beaver.

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Or looking out the window,
that's what I did. Ha, ha.

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Um, you got your schoolbook?
That's got everything in there.

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Maps, school history,
secret tunnels and whatnot.

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Ooh! Bloody heck.
Says "Viscount."

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Viscount Seymour.

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Is that you, lovey,
you a viscount?

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No. No, that boy is, um...

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no longer with us,
unfortunately.

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Damn it, I thought
I gave you orders

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to clear out Seymour's stuff.

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How much of it is left?

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Right, well, um, ahem,
if you'll excuse me,

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uh, I should... Need to have
a word with Matron. Ahem.

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(♪♪♪)

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So did you know him,
the viscount?

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He was my roommate.

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Why'd he leave? I'm afraid

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I'm not at liberty to say.

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But you'll find out
soon enough.

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Right, well,
I'll let you get settled in.

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It's very nice
to meet you, Will.

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I have a feeling
you two are gonna

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get on like
a house on fire.

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Remember
what I said, Don.

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(GUN COCKS)

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Well, then.

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Here you are,
two years stuck in a box.

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With me.

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(GUN FIRES)

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(♪♪♪)

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(CROWS CAWING)

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(METALLIC CLANGING)

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Sparta dogs, assembly.

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Come on.
God's sake, Wootton.

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Now, keep it
moving at the back.

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Heads down,
say nothing to anyone.

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BABS: You go in there
with your head held high

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and just be yourself.

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You belong here.

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And don't let anyone
tell you otherwise.

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)

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(♪♪♪)

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Excuse me.

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You dropped this.

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Oh. Thanks.

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What are those, selfies?

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I don't think you
belong here, do you?

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Sorry?

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You're standing
in the girls' house.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah, uh...

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Sorry, I didn't realize.

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Everyone stands
in their houses.

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This is Andromeda.
It's the newest house,

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just for girls.

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That's Xenephon, it's full
of scholars and brain boxes.

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All super smart,
but none of them

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can beat my friend Kay
at chess.

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(BELL DINGS)
(ALL GROAN)

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Olympus is all jocks
and rugger buggers.

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The school's superstars.

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And then there's Sparta.

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Which is... Well, it's...

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Um...

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I think that's you.

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Yeah, thanks.

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(STICK WHOOSHES)

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What the hell are you doing?

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Me? I was just... Talking to Upper Sixth?

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Upper Six...
Who's Upper Sixth?

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I am.

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Matthew Clegg,
and so is she.

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She's Matthew Clegg?

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(CHUCKLES)
No, no.

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You don't look at Upper Sixth,
let alone speak to them.

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I mean, I was just... You're speaking.

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And looking.

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Good.

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Now keep your eyes
on the floor,

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and go and stand
with your house.

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CASPAR: Order.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, dear.

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You've upset Cleggy.

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That's not a good start.

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Comes from a long line
of war criminals.

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--not be excused from games.Slacker.

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Now, listen up.

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Caspar de Brunose.
Head of school.

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Till further notice, bathing in
the lakes is strictly forbidden

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and the woods are completely
out of bounds

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to all those who
do not wish to suffer

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a slow and painful death.

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(ALL CHUCKLING)

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VOICEMAIL:
You have no new messages.

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Repeat saved message.

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AUDREY (ON VOICEMAIL):
Hey, it's Audrey. I'm in Africa.

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And guess what I just
found in my suitcase.

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Your old cricket jumper.

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Sweetie,
it even smells of you.

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Chin up, okay?
Stay strong,

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this is gonna be
a great year for you.

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A great year.
CLEGG: Silence!

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For the head.

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(♪♪♪)

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(WHISPERING)
What's all this?

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This is The Bat.

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Boys,

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welcome.

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Welcome back.

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(COUGHS)

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And girls, of course.
Of course.

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Welcome all

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back to Slaughterhouse.

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Our school
is home from home.

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Now, when I arrived
last year,

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I promised to
shake things up a bit.

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Get Slaughterhouse
back on track,

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make our school great again.

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A family of proud
Slaughterians.

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Don't forget, I once
stood where you are now.

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Long ago.

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In a galaxy far, far away.
(SNICKERS)

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There are those out there
who would like to see us fail.

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Oh, yes. We know about them.

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Their lies, their gossip,

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their envy.

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But I say,

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bring it on!

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We'll show them
what we're made of.

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We'll show them our guts.

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Cry "Per caedes ad astra."

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Through slaughter

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to immortality!

258
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Three cheers
for the head.

259
00:12:21,428 --> 00:12:22,733
ALL: Hip, hip, hooray.

260
00:12:22,907 --> 00:12:24,909
Hip, hip, hooray.
Hip, hip, hooray.

261
00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:27,564
AUDREY: Sweetie, it even
smells of you.

262
00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:29,827
Chin up, okay?
Stay strong,

263
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:32,569
this is gonna be
a great year for you.

264
00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:34,571
(WHOOSHING)
(GASPS)

265
00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:40,360
What the devil?

266
00:12:41,186 --> 00:12:42,579
Frack attack!

267
00:12:42,753 --> 00:12:44,494
Danger, toxic gas!
Clear the area.

268
00:12:44,668 --> 00:12:47,845
Smell the gas,
smell the bullshit.

269
00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:49,934
Tell us what's going on
in the woods.

270
00:12:50,108 --> 00:12:52,284
Why are you shitting
on your own doorstep?

271
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:54,069
HEDGER: Eco Doomsday. Take a leaflet.

272
00:12:54,243 --> 00:12:56,114
BOY: Out you go. You.

273
00:12:56,288 --> 00:12:57,899
--contaminating
this whole area.

274
00:12:58,073 --> 00:12:59,770
Hey, get off. This is genius.

275
00:12:59,944 --> 00:13:02,643
Is this Woody's idea?
I'm just a messenger.

276
00:13:02,817 --> 00:13:04,775
Wake up!
Your house is on fire!

277
00:13:04,949 --> 00:13:06,389
Who let the frackers
into the school?

278
00:13:06,429 --> 00:13:08,213
He did! And we know why.

279
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,389
Thank you, off you go.

280
00:13:09,563 --> 00:13:10,683
Back off.
I'm not one of you.

281
00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:12,087
I don't need
to take any

282
00:13:12,261 --> 00:13:14,219
of your
public-schoolboy crap.

283
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,656
(GRUNTS)
Uh-oh.

284
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,615
(BONES CRACK)
(SCREAMS)

285
00:13:20,095 --> 00:13:22,271
CLEGG: You dare assault a prefect!

286
00:13:25,883 --> 00:13:27,537
(RED DREADS SCREAMING
IN DISTANCE)

287
00:13:28,843 --> 00:13:31,976
Well, there you have it.

288
00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:34,675
Our enemies
are on the doorstep.

289
00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:37,721
Holy shit.
LAMBERT: Lost, are we, sir?

290
00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:39,984
School's that way.

291
00:13:40,158 --> 00:13:42,204
Yes, I'm perfectly
aware... Jesus.

292
00:13:42,378 --> 00:13:43,640
(FIRE ROARING)

293
00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:46,121
You're awfully bloody close,
aren't you?

294
00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:48,036
You're practically
on the cricket pitch.

295
00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:49,820
Get your pads on,
then, boss.

296
00:13:49,994 --> 00:13:52,649
Woods are out of bounds
from the start of term.

297
00:13:52,823 --> 00:13:55,870
This fracking tower is now
fully operational.

298
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,915
Yes. Yes, I knew
about the fracking,

299
00:13:58,089 --> 00:14:00,091
I just didn't
expect it to be so big.

300
00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:02,572
BUTLER: That's what all the girls say,
isn't it, lads?

301
00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:04,052
(ALL LAUGHING)

302
00:14:04,226 --> 00:14:07,534
Yes, he did. Yes, he did.
Carry on. Ahem.

303
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:11,276
LAMBERT: Tea break's over, lads.
BUTLER: Let's make some money.

304
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,322
(♪♪♪)

305
00:14:18,762 --> 00:14:21,548
Energy production will always
be contentious.

306
00:14:21,722 --> 00:14:22,810
But fracking

307
00:14:22,984 --> 00:14:24,507
is the future, and...

308
00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:25,726
(RED DREADS SCREAMING)

309
00:14:27,815 --> 00:14:30,861
And thanks
to the wonders of shale gas,

310
00:14:31,035 --> 00:14:34,082
which exists in abundance
beneath our school,

311
00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:37,128
we can finally build
our dry ski slope

312
00:14:37,302 --> 00:14:39,130
and the long overdue

313
00:14:39,304 --> 00:14:41,176
prefect spa.

314
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:42,438
(DOOR OPENS)

315
00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:49,271
CLEGG: In the words
of Emperor Caligula:

316
00:14:49,445 --> 00:14:51,229
"Let them hate."

317
00:14:51,403 --> 00:14:54,276
Yes, quite. "So long as they fear us."

318
00:14:57,279 --> 00:14:58,106
(GUN COCKS)

319
00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,890
(♪♪♪)

320
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,694
Oh! Meredith.
Yes.

321
00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:22,522
I heard you were
out jogging.

322
00:15:22,696 --> 00:15:25,220
Didn't you get my note
about the no-go areas?

323
00:15:25,394 --> 00:15:28,353
Uh, yes, sorry about
that, headmaster.

324
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,573
Be assured my prefects
have been instructed,

325
00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:32,140
and the area's been
locked down.

326
00:15:32,314 --> 00:15:33,837
Good, good.

327
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:35,360
Now's not the time
for the boys

328
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,145
to be slipping off
to the old haunts.

329
00:15:37,319 --> 00:15:39,626
The woods, the lakes.

330
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,716
Ciggies and tongue sandwiches.
That sort of thing.

331
00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:44,239
Perish the thought,
headmaster.

332
00:15:44,413 --> 00:15:47,547
And how are things
with you, Meredith?

333
00:15:47,721 --> 00:15:50,332
You seemed rather upset
taking Audrey to the airport.

334
00:15:50,506 --> 00:15:52,029
Oh, I was just, uh,

335
00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:54,684
a bit sorry to see her go,
headmaster. Uh...

336
00:15:54,858 --> 00:15:56,860
She was quite a loss

337
00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,862
to the school.

338
00:15:59,036 --> 00:16:00,168
(CHUCKLES)

339
00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:01,735
Don't sweat it,
Meredith.

340
00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:03,563
You had a school romance,

341
00:16:03,737 --> 00:16:06,304
delicious while it lasts,
but you know,

342
00:16:06,478 --> 00:16:09,917
these things always end up
in a bloody mess.

343
00:16:10,091 --> 00:16:11,788
The only couple
I know still going strong

344
00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:13,355
are me and Mr. Chips.

345
00:16:13,529 --> 00:16:17,272
(CHUCKLES)
Isn't that right, Chippy?

346
00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:18,708
(BOTH BARKING)

347
00:16:20,405 --> 00:16:23,583
(LAUGHS)
Come on, Chippy!

348
00:16:23,757 --> 00:16:26,107
Let's get some fresh air.

349
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:27,848
(♪♪♪)

350
00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:44,168
MAN (ON PA): Cleanup team to the Portaloos.

351
00:16:44,342 --> 00:16:46,431
That's cleanup team
to the Portaloos.

352
00:16:47,955 --> 00:16:49,304
Right.

353
00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:52,002
Talk to me.

354
00:16:52,176 --> 00:16:55,615
What have you got?
Some underground cave system.

355
00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:58,269
No wonder that bloody
sinkhole appeared,

356
00:16:58,443 --> 00:17:00,271
leads straight down there.

357
00:17:00,445 --> 00:17:04,841
I've checked the readings,
it's still full of gas.

358
00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:07,365
Bingo. We've hit the mother lode.

359
00:17:07,539 --> 00:17:11,674
Send down the pipe
and suck it up.

360
00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:14,808
Pump. Ooh. Oh, baby.

361
00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:15,982
You know the drill.

362
00:17:18,463 --> 00:17:20,988
COMPUTER VOICE: Seismic observance
on level G17.

363
00:17:21,162 --> 00:17:23,947
Mr. Lambert.

364
00:17:24,121 --> 00:17:26,167
There's
something down there

365
00:17:26,341 --> 00:17:28,256
in them tunnels.

366
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,911
Look.

367
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,652
It's moving.

368
00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:35,959
Bollocks. I wouldn't worry
about that, Butler.

369
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:37,744
Probably just some moles.

370
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:40,268
Pump at will.

371
00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:55,936
HOUSEMAN: Yeah, I was...
I was just saying, I...

372
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:58,155
I've made a terrible mistake.

373
00:17:59,504 --> 00:18:00,941
Audrey?

374
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,682
Angel?

375
00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:06,337
Audrey? Meredith?

376
00:18:06,511 --> 00:18:09,297
I'm listening. I was just saying, I...

377
00:18:09,471 --> 00:18:11,429
I should've come with you. Oh, sweetie.

378
00:18:11,603 --> 00:18:13,823
Sparta needs you.

379
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:16,826
After what happened last term.

380
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,481
What was I thinking? Come on.

381
00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:21,135
Hey.

382
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,311
We had fun times.

383
00:18:23,485 --> 00:18:27,315
We had good times there, but
Sparta's your life, you know?

384
00:18:27,489 --> 00:18:29,230
No, no.

385
00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:30,927
You're my life.

386
00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:34,278
My love, all I want
is to be with you.

387
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:35,671
In South Sudan?

388
00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:37,412
If I can find
a replacement coach

389
00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:41,808
for the under sixteens, then
yes. I'll buy a plane ticket.

390
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:44,636
Audrey? Yeah. Okay. Ha, ha.

391
00:18:44,811 --> 00:18:47,335
Is everything all right?
Who's...? Who's that?

392
00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:51,426
That's Dr. Francois,
he wants me...

393
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,384
Needs me to assist him.

394
00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:56,387
That's all we do here.
We're at it all day long.

395
00:18:56,561 --> 00:18:58,825
Nonstop. Ha, ha.

396
00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:00,914
Saving children?

397
00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:03,177
It's so deeply fulfilling.

398
00:19:04,831 --> 00:19:07,050
(GUNSHOTS)

399
00:19:07,224 --> 00:19:09,400
Yeah, sorry,
sweetie, that's, um...

400
00:19:09,574 --> 00:19:11,272
Rebel fighters must be back.
I have to go.

401
00:19:11,446 --> 00:19:13,665
Audrey, please, don't go.

402
00:19:16,146 --> 00:19:18,932
BOY: Mr. Houseman, sir,
you're needed.

403
00:19:19,106 --> 00:19:22,500
MATRON: Keep still,
you little bugger.

404
00:19:22,674 --> 00:19:24,024
(♪♪♪)

405
00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:27,897
Why did Miss Audrey leave?

406
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:38,865
You're not going
to get a hard-on to that.

407
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:41,998
In my kingdom,
we banned fracking.

408
00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:44,305
Can poison all the water.
Also causes earthquakes.

409
00:19:44,479 --> 00:19:46,176
Earthquakes?
YURI: And sinkholes.

410
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,178
DON: Says here that there
were 600 earthquakes

411
00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:49,919
in Oklahoma last year.

412
00:19:50,093 --> 00:19:53,053
Good. Hopefully the fucking
school will fall down.

413
00:19:53,227 --> 00:19:55,446
Lights in 10.

414
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,797
All right, Chibwe,
that's confiscated.

415
00:19:57,971 --> 00:19:59,973
No electronic devices
in the dorm.

416
00:20:00,147 --> 00:20:02,105
You, whatever your name is,
into bed.

417
00:20:02,279 --> 00:20:03,628
Yes, sir. It's Wallace.

418
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,065
As in William.

419
00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:06,544
As in Braveheart.

420
00:20:06,718 --> 00:20:08,808
Blake, explain to me.

421
00:20:08,982 --> 00:20:12,333
Why are you such
a fucking ponce?

422
00:20:12,507 --> 00:20:14,074
You don't even play rugby.

423
00:20:15,553 --> 00:20:17,294
"Never touch the balls,"
it's my motto.

424
00:20:17,468 --> 00:20:18,687
Besides...

425
00:20:20,471 --> 00:20:21,603
I'm unwell.

426
00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:23,300
Sick note.
How did you get that?

427
00:20:23,474 --> 00:20:26,042
Suck off the doctor?
It was only a hand job.

428
00:20:26,216 --> 00:20:28,392
(ALL CHUCKLE)
HOUSEMAN: Sparta!

429
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:30,742
Stop what you're doing,
house meeting now.

430
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,527
Move it.

431
00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:35,486
Whose idea of
a sick joke was this?

432
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,140
Hmm?

433
00:20:37,314 --> 00:20:39,055
Somebody hung this tie
from a beam

434
00:20:39,229 --> 00:20:40,535
in the downstairs lavatory

435
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:43,103
and I want to know
who the heck it was.

436
00:20:45,322 --> 00:20:47,324
Oh, you think this is funny,
do you, Hargreaves?

437
00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:49,544
Well, I find it
deeply offensive.

438
00:20:49,718 --> 00:20:51,328
Really.

439
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:54,636
Who could do such a thing?
Come on, own up.

440
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,291
I want to know who it was.

441
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,250
Was it you? You?

442
00:21:01,817 --> 00:21:03,253
Well, I am most upset.

443
00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:06,039
And I'm very disappointed.

444
00:21:09,694 --> 00:21:11,348
(DOOR CLOSES)

445
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:13,873
Well, I hope this doesn't
cast a shadow over

446
00:21:14,047 --> 00:21:16,571
the whole house,
Sparta, I really do.

447
00:21:16,745 --> 00:21:20,270
If anybody knows
anything about this,

448
00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:22,272
they better come forward.

449
00:21:22,446 --> 00:21:23,926
(♪♪♪)

450
00:21:28,235 --> 00:21:30,280
Head back to
your dormitories. Now.

451
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,239
BELLO: Lights out
in three minutes.

452
00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:33,980
What's all that about?

453
00:21:36,983 --> 00:21:39,246
The boy who had your bed.

454
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:41,639
Viscount?

455
00:21:41,813 --> 00:21:44,599
He died last term.

456
00:21:44,773 --> 00:21:48,255
Hung himself in the downstairs
bogs with a school tie.

457
00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:52,172
Welcome to
Slaughterhouse.

458
00:21:53,390 --> 00:21:54,957
(♪♪♪)

459
00:22:01,224 --> 00:22:03,835
BOY 1: Lights out!
BOY 2: Lights out! Lights!

460
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:05,620
BOY 3: Lights out.
BOY 4: Lights out.

461
00:22:05,794 --> 00:22:07,970
BOY 1:
No running in the corridor!

462
00:22:14,194 --> 00:22:16,500
BABS:
He's watching over you, Don.

463
00:22:16,674 --> 00:22:18,502
You should
take comfort in that.

464
00:22:18,676 --> 00:22:21,636
Don't forget how hard
Dad worked to get us here.

465
00:22:21,810 --> 00:22:24,160
This was his dream.

466
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:26,075
Life's gonna get
better from now.

467
00:22:26,249 --> 00:22:29,165
But you've got to believe that.

468
00:22:29,339 --> 00:22:31,907
You do believe that, don't you?

469
00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:33,081
HOUSEMAN: Don?

470
00:22:34,431 --> 00:22:36,477
Don?
Mr. Wallace.

471
00:22:36,651 --> 00:22:38,522
Are you with us?

472
00:22:38,696 --> 00:22:39,959
Splendid.

473
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:42,135
Class, I'm afraid
Mr. Prigg will be

474
00:22:42,309 --> 00:22:43,658
unable to teach
Latin today,

475
00:22:43,832 --> 00:22:46,052
or indeed, ever again,

476
00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:49,272
because he passed away
in the holidays.

477
00:22:49,446 --> 00:22:50,752
He died here.

478
00:22:50,926 --> 00:22:52,406
Alone.

479
00:22:53,842 --> 00:22:55,148
But it was a good innings.

480
00:22:55,322 --> 00:22:57,933
Uh, I will be
filling his shoes until

481
00:22:58,107 --> 00:22:59,761
they can find
a suitable replacement.

482
00:22:59,935 --> 00:23:01,415
Now, I have to confess,

483
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,895
I'm not the world's
greatest Latin scholar.

484
00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:06,463
It's been a while, but,
uh, tempus fugit,

485
00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:07,987
as they say. Um...

486
00:23:12,295 --> 00:23:15,342
Page 108, sir. Yes, yes.

487
00:23:15,516 --> 00:23:17,692
(SPEAKING IN LATIN)

488
00:23:17,866 --> 00:23:19,476
(IN ENGLISH)
By the power of witches?

489
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,043
Yes. Why don't
you read, Bartlett?

490
00:23:21,217 --> 00:23:23,176
"At that moment, as I recall

491
00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:25,961
the earth yawned open
by the power of witchcraft."

492
00:23:26,135 --> 00:23:27,397
(BELL DINGS)

493
00:23:27,571 --> 00:23:29,443
Name three
famous old Slaughterians.

494
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,446
Marquis de Sade,
Jack the Ripper, Piers Morgan.

495
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,448
Don't piss about, Wootton.
Sorry, Hargreaves!

496
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,103
When was Slaughter Hall built?
1770.

497
00:23:37,277 --> 00:23:39,235
No, that's the year
the school was founded.

498
00:23:39,409 --> 00:23:41,585
The original hall
was built in 1334.

499
00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:43,500
Fuck this. School motto.

500
00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:45,372
"Per caedes ad astra" What does it mean?

501
00:23:45,546 --> 00:23:47,591
"Never knowingly undersold"? Oh, you twat.

502
00:23:47,765 --> 00:23:49,898
"Take it like a man"?
"Give us your cash."

503
00:23:50,072 --> 00:23:51,465
You had three weeks
to learn this.

504
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,119
Sorry, Hargreaves.

505
00:23:53,293 --> 00:23:55,295
If you're not word perfect
when Clegg tests you,

506
00:23:55,469 --> 00:23:56,774
you're gonna get feathered,

507
00:23:56,948 --> 00:23:59,038
and we're both gonna
get grounded.

508
00:23:59,212 --> 00:24:00,580
BARTLETT: "I caught a glimpse
of hell deep below.

509
00:24:00,604 --> 00:24:02,519
And of Cerberus waiting
to make a meal of me."

510
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:06,610
Ah, now, Cerberus,
the three-headed hound of Hades.

511
00:24:06,784 --> 00:24:08,917
Makes life hell
for the postman. Ha, ha.

512
00:24:11,485 --> 00:24:13,095
Get on with it, Bartlett.

513
00:24:14,488 --> 00:24:16,316
It's all there
in the school myth.

514
00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:17,930
Legend has it
that a wandering knight

515
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,015
returned from the Crusades,

516
00:24:20,189 --> 00:24:21,843
and with the help
of his faithful dog,

517
00:24:22,017 --> 00:24:23,584
slayed a mythical beast

518
00:24:23,758 --> 00:24:26,413
that was terrorizing
the village of Upper Slaughter.

519
00:24:26,587 --> 00:24:29,068
In return,
he was gifted this land

520
00:24:29,242 --> 00:24:31,113
and the title
First Earl of Slaughter.

521
00:24:31,287 --> 00:24:32,636
Hence the motto...

522
00:24:32,810 --> 00:24:34,986
"Through slaughter
to immorality."

523
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,165
Immortality.

524
00:24:39,339 --> 00:24:42,124
BARTLETT: "I believe the witch did not
spare my throat in pity

525
00:24:42,298 --> 00:24:44,039
but in a spirit of sadism."
(RUMBLING)

526
00:24:44,213 --> 00:24:47,477
(WHIRRING)

527
00:24:47,651 --> 00:24:49,436
Preparing to evacuate.

528
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:51,002
Hopefully.

529
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,310
(PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)

530
00:24:54,484 --> 00:24:56,878
CHIBWE: "... whom thou didst
falsely affirm

531
00:24:57,052 --> 00:24:59,359
"to be slain by me this night.

532
00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:01,317
"And therewithal,

533
00:25:01,491 --> 00:25:05,408
"I embraced my friend,
Socrates, and kissed him.

534
00:25:05,582 --> 00:25:09,760
But he, smelling the stink
of the pissing..."

535
00:25:09,934 --> 00:25:13,286
DON: What's the point in learning
a dead language anyway?

536
00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:15,636
Hey, Will,
who was the blond girl

537
00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:17,116
in the tennis gear outside?

538
00:25:17,290 --> 00:25:19,118
I met her yesterday.
She's a goddess.

539
00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:21,816
She's fit is what she is.
What's her name?

540
00:25:21,990 --> 00:25:23,557
Clemsie.

541
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,254
Clemsie Lawrence.

542
00:25:25,428 --> 00:25:27,038
But it's not worth it. Why not?

543
00:25:27,213 --> 00:25:28,997
(GROANS)
CASPAR: Oh, no.

544
00:25:29,171 --> 00:25:30,172
How unfortunate.

545
00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:32,653
Total accident.

546
00:25:32,827 --> 00:25:35,351
Next time, watch
where you're looking.

547
00:25:35,525 --> 00:25:36,613
(SMUDGER CHUCKLES)

548
00:25:38,659 --> 00:25:42,489
I don't think it's bust,
just mashed. Heh.

549
00:25:42,663 --> 00:25:43,838
I'm Smudger.

550
00:25:44,012 --> 00:25:46,275
No hard feelings, yeah?

551
00:25:46,449 --> 00:25:48,886
Coolio.
Wait till you're a god.

552
00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:51,541
(♪♪♪)

553
00:25:51,715 --> 00:25:54,588
Look. This is the school
pecking order.

554
00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:57,373
We have Clemsie Lawrence
drinking nectar

555
00:25:57,547 --> 00:25:59,854
with the gods
at the Arcadian orgy.

556
00:26:00,028 --> 00:26:01,856
And then down...

557
00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:03,510
(WHISTLES)

558
00:26:03,684 --> 00:26:06,469
--at the bottom in hell,
you have Wootton.

559
00:26:06,643 --> 00:26:08,210
Who's Wootton? That's Wootton.

560
00:26:09,603 --> 00:26:12,040
Hello. You all right?

561
00:26:12,214 --> 00:26:14,956
You have gods and dogs,
heaven and hell.

562
00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:18,525
And somewhere in the middle,
we have...

563
00:26:18,699 --> 00:26:20,527
Why am I a limp cock?

564
00:26:20,701 --> 00:26:24,095
Because, Ducky, someday,
you may well be a god.

565
00:26:24,270 --> 00:26:26,185
Until then, you have
to wait your turn.

566
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,665
No, no, no.
This is bollocks, mate.

567
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:29,839
Bollocks. I'm in love.

568
00:26:29,971 --> 00:26:32,060
(ALL LAUGHING)

569
00:26:32,234 --> 00:26:36,151
You guys can laugh, but I ain't
part of your pecking order.

570
00:26:36,325 --> 00:26:37,892
(CHANTING)
One of us. One of us.

571
00:26:38,066 --> 00:26:40,721
Everybody says that. They all
sell out by the Upper Sixth.

572
00:26:40,895 --> 00:26:42,549
YURI: Think of the orgies, man.

573
00:26:42,723 --> 00:26:45,769
This Sixth Form orgy is a myth.
But I must have hope.

574
00:26:45,943 --> 00:26:48,119
Wallace, you want to take
Clemsie Lawrence to orgy,

575
00:26:48,294 --> 00:26:50,209
practice your
Latin conjugations.

576
00:26:50,383 --> 00:26:51,732
(BOTH SPEAKING LATIN)

577
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,349
Ah.

578
00:27:00,523 --> 00:27:02,264
A penis.

579
00:27:02,438 --> 00:27:03,961
I wonder who drew that.

580
00:27:07,617 --> 00:27:09,271
What were you talking
about in here?

581
00:27:10,881 --> 00:27:12,274
Nothing. Well, excuse me...

582
00:27:12,448 --> 00:27:14,102
Wallace.

583
00:27:14,276 --> 00:27:16,235
Cocky little shit
thinks

584
00:27:16,409 --> 00:27:18,846
he's got a chance
with Clemsie Lawrence.

585
00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:22,806
Honestly, Matt, we were just...

586
00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:24,504
Sanctions.

587
00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:26,723
All week, starting
tomorrow at 5 a.m.

588
00:27:26,897 --> 00:27:29,378
And don't thank me.
Thank Wallace here.

589
00:27:29,552 --> 00:27:30,771
(KNOCKS) Everybody out.

590
00:27:30,945 --> 00:27:32,599
Stop loafing around.
This is a school,

591
00:27:32,773 --> 00:27:33,861
not a fucking holiday camp.

592
00:27:35,776 --> 00:27:37,430
Wootton, if you fail
the house test again,

593
00:27:37,604 --> 00:27:39,519
you will be feathered.

594
00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:42,391
All right.
You're free to go.

595
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,352
(♪♪♪)

596
00:27:47,962 --> 00:27:48,963
(ALARM BEEPING)

597
00:27:49,137 --> 00:27:51,270
Audrey!

598
00:27:51,444 --> 00:27:54,403
MAN (ON RADIO): Good morning,
Gloucestershire.

599
00:27:54,577 --> 00:27:56,666
And got a request now.

600
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,322
CLEGG: Move it, gentlemen!
Keep up the pace.

601
00:28:04,195 --> 00:28:06,850
Blake, keep running!

602
00:28:07,024 --> 00:28:09,375
Hup, hup, hup, hup!

603
00:28:10,985 --> 00:28:12,508
Jump it. Jump it.

604
00:28:12,682 --> 00:28:14,075
Jump it.

605
00:28:14,249 --> 00:28:16,164
What the fuck is that?

606
00:28:16,338 --> 00:28:18,209
(PANTING)

607
00:28:24,172 --> 00:28:25,869
(SIGHS)

608
00:28:26,043 --> 00:28:27,654
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

609
00:28:29,482 --> 00:28:32,180
Well, are you enjoying it?

610
00:28:32,354 --> 00:28:33,529
Are you enjoying
the privilege

611
00:28:33,703 --> 00:28:35,618
of your private school
education?

612
00:28:37,838 --> 00:28:39,448
Five generations
of Cleggs have given

613
00:28:39,622 --> 00:28:41,494
their lives
to places like this.

614
00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:43,322
Fucking plebeian.

615
00:28:43,496 --> 00:28:45,585
Trying to buy your way in.

616
00:28:47,804 --> 00:28:51,373
The only connection you'll make
around here is with my boot.

617
00:28:52,679 --> 00:28:54,855
Blake,
stop fucking mincing!

618
00:28:56,683 --> 00:28:58,511
Get him out, Wallace.

619
00:28:58,685 --> 00:29:01,340
What?
Your roommate, your problem.

620
00:29:01,514 --> 00:29:04,038
Come on, Will.
CLEGG: Chibwe, Bolotnikov.

621
00:29:04,212 --> 00:29:06,040
Top of the hill,
then you can go.

622
00:29:06,214 --> 00:29:08,303
Come on.
One mile back to school.

623
00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:09,870
Breakfast ends
in 20 minutes.

624
00:29:10,044 --> 00:29:11,828
Good luck with
that one, Wallace.

625
00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:14,091
Hup, hup, hup!

626
00:29:14,265 --> 00:29:15,789
Go, go, go!

627
00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:18,139
Hey.
CLEGG: Over the bridge!

628
00:29:18,313 --> 00:29:20,489
(BOTH GROANING AND PANTING)

629
00:29:23,057 --> 00:29:24,101
(GROANS)

630
00:29:24,275 --> 00:29:25,494
Christ. Is that you?

631
00:29:26,930 --> 00:29:29,672
No. It's the school tunnels.

632
00:29:29,846 --> 00:29:31,761
Whole world
of shit down there.

633
00:29:31,935 --> 00:29:34,373
Yeah, it smells like it. You still hungry?

634
00:29:34,547 --> 00:29:35,809
Yeah. Yeah?

635
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:38,115
I know a shortcut.

636
00:29:38,289 --> 00:29:39,508
It's through the woods.

637
00:29:42,772 --> 00:29:44,426
DON: You call this a shortcut?

638
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,993
This place is massive.

639
00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:49,692
Whose idea was it
to have a school

640
00:29:49,866 --> 00:29:51,564
in the middle
of bum-fuck nowhere?

641
00:29:51,738 --> 00:29:55,002
Um... The parents,
probably.

642
00:29:57,831 --> 00:29:59,833
DON: Admit it.
You're lost, aren't you?

643
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,835
WILLOUGHBY: Now, now, Ducky,
I'm not lost.

644
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:04,098
Would you stop
calling me "Ducky"?

645
00:30:04,272 --> 00:30:05,708
Your name is Donald.

646
00:30:05,882 --> 00:30:07,122
I don't care
if my name's Daffy.

647
00:30:07,231 --> 00:30:09,103
(♪♪♪)

648
00:30:11,105 --> 00:30:12,323
(SIREN WAILING)

649
00:30:12,498 --> 00:30:14,369
DON: Shit. It's the frackers. Hide.

650
00:30:23,987 --> 00:30:25,032
Hey.

651
00:30:25,206 --> 00:30:26,686
Look at this.

652
00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:38,349
A sinkhole.

653
00:30:38,524 --> 00:30:40,003
Damn.

654
00:30:40,177 --> 00:30:43,137
Why didn't this happen
under the maths block?

655
00:30:43,311 --> 00:30:44,355
Oh!

656
00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:45,574
(ALARM BEEPING)

657
00:30:45,748 --> 00:30:47,576
Intruder alert.

658
00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:49,578
A couple of
posh little fuckers.

659
00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:54,496
Let's see.

660
00:30:56,367 --> 00:30:57,368
Let's see
how deep it is.

661
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:01,503
(THUDS)

662
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,250
(BOTH GROANING)

663
00:31:09,424 --> 00:31:10,643
Christ, mate. Fuck me.

664
00:31:10,817 --> 00:31:12,383
It's that smell again.

665
00:31:12,558 --> 00:31:14,951
Oh, that ain't
no drain.

666
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,127
No shite
smells that bad.

667
00:31:17,301 --> 00:31:19,086
Look at this.

668
00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:21,523
Must be some sort of evil gas. Put it away.

669
00:31:21,697 --> 00:31:22,959
That's mine. I don't care.

670
00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:24,831
There's gas there. Give it back.

671
00:31:25,005 --> 00:31:26,525
You're gonna get us killed,
Willoughby!

672
00:31:26,572 --> 00:31:28,356
Shall we?

673
00:31:28,530 --> 00:31:31,664
Oh, you're a bad man.

674
00:31:31,838 --> 00:31:34,188
That's why they pay me
the big bucks.

675
00:31:34,362 --> 00:31:36,495
I'm not kidding.

676
00:31:36,669 --> 00:31:38,758
Someone bequeathed that to me.

677
00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:41,891
What? It was a gift

678
00:31:42,065 --> 00:31:43,425
from a good friend.
Give it back...

679
00:31:43,545 --> 00:31:45,199
(SIREN WAILING)

680
00:31:45,373 --> 00:31:47,549
LAMBERT: Attention. Attention.

681
00:31:47,723 --> 00:31:49,072
We have you surrounded.

682
00:31:51,335 --> 00:31:54,164
Do not try to escape.

683
00:31:56,297 --> 00:31:58,081
DON:
Run!

684
00:31:58,255 --> 00:31:59,735
(MIMICKING GUNSHOTS)

685
00:32:02,085 --> 00:32:03,652
(CHUCKLES, CONTINUES
MIMICKING GUNSHOTS)

686
00:32:17,318 --> 00:32:18,928
(BOTH PANTING)

687
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,758
I thought you were sick.

688
00:32:22,932 --> 00:32:25,761
You run like a bloody gazelle. With asthma.

689
00:32:27,937 --> 00:32:30,113
I think we're safe.
WOODY: What are you doing here?

690
00:32:30,287 --> 00:32:31,287
(BOTH SCREAM)

691
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,249
I'm sorry. Did the mask
of truth frighten you?

692
00:32:35,423 --> 00:32:37,381
It does that sometimes.

693
00:32:40,036 --> 00:32:42,343
You the boys that want
to buy some drugs?

694
00:32:43,779 --> 00:32:45,999
Huh?

695
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:48,044
I've got some black ash.
I've got some charas.

696
00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:50,394
I've got some Mandy, ecstasy.

697
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:52,353
I've got some acid.
I've got some

698
00:32:52,527 --> 00:32:55,008
mushrooms!

699
00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:56,270
(ALL CHEERING)

700
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,273
No, no. We're just, um...

701
00:32:59,447 --> 00:33:01,623
Just like... Yeah, there's a hole.

702
00:33:01,797 --> 00:33:04,060
It's a big hole.Fracking.

703
00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:05,540
BOTH: Fracking.
Yeah.

704
00:33:05,714 --> 00:33:07,803
We're just seeing
what they're up to.

705
00:33:07,977 --> 00:33:10,153
You were wondering
what they were up to.

706
00:33:10,327 --> 00:33:11,851
Wondering what they're up to.

707
00:33:12,025 --> 00:33:13,722
They were wondering
what they're up to.

708
00:33:13,896 --> 00:33:15,202
(ALL LAUGHING)

709
00:33:15,376 --> 00:33:17,334
I'll tell you what
they're up to, big boy.

710
00:33:17,508 --> 00:33:19,293
They're unleashing hell.

711
00:33:19,467 --> 00:33:20,947
What do you mean?

712
00:33:21,121 --> 00:33:23,819
What do I mean?
What does thou mean?

713
00:33:23,993 --> 00:33:25,778
(ALL LAUGH)

714
00:33:25,952 --> 00:33:28,955
I'll tell you what I mean.
I mean, over there

715
00:33:29,129 --> 00:33:31,392
is a super-massive
frack hole.

716
00:33:31,566 --> 00:33:34,438
And holes like that, they
don't open up for no reason.

717
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,615
They're the product
of evil men.

718
00:33:36,789 --> 00:33:39,313
Fracking Mother Nature.

719
00:33:39,487 --> 00:33:41,968
Pimping her,
poisoning her.

720
00:33:42,142 --> 00:33:45,580
Pumping her with their
rock-hard, toxic cocks.

721
00:33:45,754 --> 00:33:48,539
People don't want it.
Farmers don't want it.

722
00:33:48,714 --> 00:33:50,846
The only people
that do want it

723
00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:55,851
are the unelected imperialist
elite that is Terrafrack.

724
00:33:56,025 --> 00:33:58,506
Yeah.
MAN: Privileged pricks!

725
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,117
We know what they are.
They're bullies.

726
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:03,119
And what better place
to learn bullying

727
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:06,557
than here at
an English public school.

728
00:34:06,732 --> 00:34:09,996
The CEO of Terrafrack
and your headmaster,

729
00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:13,434
they're school chums
from back in the day. Ooh!

730
00:34:13,608 --> 00:34:16,959
I don't think they knew.
They didn't know. See this?

731
00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:19,353
Old school tie.

732
00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:22,051
Yeah? Wake up.

733
00:34:22,225 --> 00:34:23,836
It's how the system works.

734
00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:26,012
I bet your dads know
all about that.

735
00:34:26,186 --> 00:34:28,667
What are they?
A couple of bankers?

736
00:34:28,841 --> 00:34:31,408
No, come on. Tell us.
What are they in?

737
00:34:31,582 --> 00:34:33,410
Property? Hedge funds?

738
00:34:33,584 --> 00:34:34,890
Insurance? Recycling.

739
00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:38,677
What? You mean,
like recycling waste?

740
00:34:38,851 --> 00:34:40,548
Yeah, he takes
other people's shit

741
00:34:40,722 --> 00:34:42,506
and turns it
into cash.

742
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:45,553
That's funny. Pretty sure my old
man does the exact opposite.

743
00:34:45,727 --> 00:34:48,948
Oh, well, pity, it's all going
to shit in the end.

744
00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:51,559
Shit we'll end up
eating. Ha-ha-ha.

745
00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:56,607
This ain't
a fucking joke, boys.

746
00:34:56,782 --> 00:35:01,569
Huh? We are all gonna eat karma
for this. Join the dots.

747
00:35:01,743 --> 00:35:03,440
Wars.

748
00:35:03,614 --> 00:35:05,181
Droughts.

749
00:35:05,355 --> 00:35:07,009
Famine.

750
00:35:07,183 --> 00:35:09,055
Plague.

751
00:35:09,229 --> 00:35:10,883
That's why we're here.

752
00:35:11,057 --> 00:35:13,363
ALL: Yeah! Knee-deep in shit.

753
00:35:13,537 --> 00:35:15,714
ALL: Yeah! No flushing latrine.

754
00:35:15,888 --> 00:35:18,281
ALL: Yeah! Don't cheer that one.

755
00:35:18,455 --> 00:35:23,069
Because we know that hole,
it ain't no mundane chasm.

756
00:35:23,243 --> 00:35:25,375
It's a portal.

757
00:35:25,549 --> 00:35:27,421
A gateway.

758
00:35:27,595 --> 00:35:31,686
It leads straight down
to hell.

759
00:35:33,514 --> 00:35:36,212
Now, who wants
to buy some drugs?

760
00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:38,388
Get them some drugs.

761
00:35:38,562 --> 00:35:42,436
We're all gonna die soon.
Go out with a bang. Kaboom!

762
00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:44,177
(♪♪♪)

763
00:36:03,413 --> 00:36:05,154
(GASPS, PANTING)

764
00:36:24,347 --> 00:36:25,958
(GROANING IN DISTANCE)

765
00:36:32,355 --> 00:36:33,966
(♪♪♪)

766
00:36:45,673 --> 00:36:48,197
Hello?
Is someone out of bed?

767
00:36:56,075 --> 00:36:57,075
(GRUNTING)

768
00:37:05,649 --> 00:37:06,868
(SQUEAKING)

769
00:37:37,159 --> 00:37:38,769
This place
is creeping me out.

770
00:37:38,944 --> 00:37:40,554
I'm suffocating.
BABS: Don't be daft.

771
00:37:40,728 --> 00:37:42,251
You're overemotional.

772
00:37:42,425 --> 00:37:44,558
I'm not being overemotional.
I'm tired, all right?

773
00:37:44,732 --> 00:37:46,212
I haven't slept
in fucking weeks.

774
00:37:46,386 --> 00:37:47,996
BABS: All right, Don. Calm down.

775
00:37:48,170 --> 00:37:49,432
You're coming home
this weekend.

776
00:37:49,606 --> 00:37:50,869
We can talk about it then.

777
00:37:51,043 --> 00:37:52,392
And you can always text me.

778
00:37:52,566 --> 00:37:55,047
I can't text because
this prefect's taken my phone.

779
00:37:55,221 --> 00:37:56,700
BABS: What do you mean,
your phone?

780
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,615
(CRYING)
Mum...

781
00:37:58,789 --> 00:38:00,269
Sorry.

782
00:38:00,443 --> 00:38:02,141
I let you
and Dad down, I know.

783
00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:03,838
BABS: You did not let
Dad down or me.

784
00:38:04,012 --> 00:38:05,492
I don't belong here.

785
00:38:05,666 --> 00:38:06,666
BABS: Of course, you do.

786
00:38:06,797 --> 00:38:08,843
I wanna come home now.

787
00:38:09,017 --> 00:38:11,237
Do you fucking mind? Oh!

788
00:38:11,411 --> 00:38:13,761
Sorry. We thought
you were someone else.

789
00:38:13,935 --> 00:38:15,458
Calling child helpline?

790
00:38:15,632 --> 00:38:16,982
BABS: Don?

791
00:38:17,156 --> 00:38:19,071
Don? Don?
No, no. It's my mum.

792
00:38:19,245 --> 00:38:21,247
She misses me.
BABS: Don, what's going on?

793
00:38:21,421 --> 00:38:23,466
Speak to me.
I told you, Mum. No.

794
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,642
I'm fine, all right?
BABS: What?

795
00:38:25,816 --> 00:38:28,080
I'm fine. I'll see you soon.
BABS: You weren't fine.

796
00:38:28,254 --> 00:38:30,517
BABS: Don, don't... No, no. Bye, bye.

797
00:38:32,301 --> 00:38:34,086
She's, uh, worried about me,
you know?

798
00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:35,826
Keep telling her
to chill out,

799
00:38:36,001 --> 00:38:37,524
but apparently
it's much worse at Eton.

800
00:38:37,698 --> 00:38:39,265
(BOTH LAUGH)

801
00:38:39,439 --> 00:38:42,268
Well, sorry
we interrupted you.

802
00:38:42,442 --> 00:38:45,140
Why don't you come with us?
We're going to smokers' corner.

803
00:38:45,314 --> 00:38:48,143
But, um, we haven't
got a light.

804
00:38:48,317 --> 00:38:49,753
Uh...

805
00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:52,495
Yeah.

806
00:38:52,669 --> 00:38:55,063
Ladies, lead the way.

807
00:39:02,505 --> 00:39:04,116
(MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)

808
00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:11,732
Ah. Ahem.

809
00:39:11,906 --> 00:39:13,647
I was just, uh...

810
00:39:13,821 --> 00:39:15,431
Amazing grass.

811
00:39:15,605 --> 00:39:16,998
Yeah.

812
00:39:17,172 --> 00:39:19,870
Yes, the, uh...
The cricket pitch,

813
00:39:20,045 --> 00:39:21,611
just cut to perfection.

814
00:39:21,785 --> 00:39:23,135
Good job, lads.

815
00:39:31,665 --> 00:39:33,710
Fucking fascists.

816
00:39:35,451 --> 00:39:36,800
DON: This is smokers' corner?

817
00:39:39,934 --> 00:39:42,110
Beats the back of the
bike sheds, this, doesn't it?

818
00:39:42,284 --> 00:39:44,199
No wonder
everyone here smokes.

819
00:39:44,373 --> 00:39:46,114
You're so northern.

820
00:39:47,811 --> 00:39:49,335
It's true, though,
isn't it?

821
00:39:49,509 --> 00:39:51,467
This is what our parents
are really paying for:

822
00:39:51,641 --> 00:39:53,948
nice buildings,
traditions.

823
00:39:54,122 --> 00:39:57,082
Fucking prime ministers,
all that bollocks.

824
00:39:57,256 --> 00:39:58,822
It's a breeding ground.

825
00:39:59,910 --> 00:40:01,129
Breeding what?

826
00:40:01,303 --> 00:40:03,044
Think how many of
our world leaders

827
00:40:03,218 --> 00:40:04,698
spend their
formative years like this.

828
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,918
That is fucking scary.

829
00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:14,621
Some don't make it,
though, do they?

830
00:40:14,795 --> 00:40:17,798
Like that viscount kid.
The one who hung himself.

831
00:40:17,972 --> 00:40:19,713
Oh, yeah.

832
00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:21,149
Seymour.

833
00:40:23,282 --> 00:40:25,240
I think
he got badly bullied.

834
00:40:25,414 --> 00:40:27,112
A hard time being gay.

835
00:40:27,286 --> 00:40:29,244
Got on the wrong side
of Matty Clegg.

836
00:40:29,418 --> 00:40:30,506
DON: Why? What happened?

837
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,508
CLEMSIE: Matty caught him
and another boy

838
00:40:32,682 --> 00:40:35,729
in the boathouse after dark.

839
00:40:35,903 --> 00:40:37,861
Clegg told the parents.

840
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,515
Bastard.

841
00:40:41,604 --> 00:40:43,563
All got brushed under
the carpet, of course.

842
00:40:45,391 --> 00:40:47,480
Everyone says,
"Just be yourself."

843
00:40:49,221 --> 00:40:51,875
But nobody tells you
how hard it is.

844
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,095
Especially around here.

845
00:40:55,792 --> 00:40:58,926
You seem to be doing
all right, though.

846
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,100
Always smiling.

847
00:41:00,145 --> 00:41:01,189
(CHUCKLES)

848
00:41:02,756 --> 00:41:04,018
I am when I see you.

849
00:41:08,153 --> 00:41:10,546
Clemsie,

850
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,809
I'm glad... You dare
talk to a Sixth Former?

851
00:41:12,983 --> 00:41:14,115
Fucking hell. Oh, my God.

852
00:41:14,289 --> 00:41:15,986
Having a cheeky fag,
are we?

853
00:41:16,161 --> 00:41:18,424
Where was my invite?

854
00:41:18,598 --> 00:41:20,034
And, Don,

855
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:21,296
where's my lighter?

856
00:41:21,470 --> 00:41:23,733
(FIRECRACKERS EXPLODING)

857
00:41:23,907 --> 00:41:26,954
Clegg! Clegg! He's on
the warpath with his cadets.

858
00:41:27,128 --> 00:41:29,609
DON: Cadets? What?
KAY: Run, run, run. Go!

859
00:41:29,783 --> 00:41:32,829
SMUDGER: Who's got a ciggie?
Not now, Smudge. Go, go.

860
00:41:33,003 --> 00:41:34,570
(♪♪♪)

861
00:41:36,224 --> 00:41:37,356
CLEGG: Halt!

862
00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:38,792
Halt!

863
00:41:41,403 --> 00:41:42,665
WILLOUGHBY: Look out!

864
00:41:42,839 --> 00:41:45,059
We know
you've been smoking.

865
00:41:45,233 --> 00:41:47,366
Empty your pockets.
DON: Run!

866
00:41:53,241 --> 00:41:54,460
WILLOUGHBY: Fuck.

867
00:41:54,634 --> 00:41:55,635
(GUNS COCKING)

868
00:41:55,809 --> 00:41:58,507
(WHISTLING)

869
00:41:58,681 --> 00:41:59,900
Bang.

870
00:42:09,170 --> 00:42:11,825
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

871
00:42:11,999 --> 00:42:13,218
(EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE)
(GASPS)

872
00:42:17,613 --> 00:42:18,875
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)

873
00:42:21,313 --> 00:42:22,879
(PHONE RINGING)

874
00:42:23,053 --> 00:42:24,446
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

875
00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:26,361
BUTLER: Shall I get that, boss?

876
00:42:26,535 --> 00:42:28,842
LAMBERT: No. It'll only be
the headmaster.

877
00:42:29,016 --> 00:42:30,844
Fussing about
the methane leak.

878
00:42:31,018 --> 00:42:31,845
BUTLER: Methane leak?

879
00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:33,281
(BUTLER FARTING)

880
00:42:33,455 --> 00:42:34,630
(GROANS)

881
00:42:34,804 --> 00:42:36,545
That's a methane leak.

882
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,026
LAMBERT: Asshole.

883
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,767
(LINE RINGING)

884
00:42:40,941 --> 00:42:43,639
Yes, uh, and you're quite sure
there's no danger?

885
00:42:43,813 --> 00:42:45,598
Very good, very good.

886
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:48,862
Even so, I'd like to voice
my concerns with your superior.

887
00:42:49,036 --> 00:42:51,821
(BARKING)

888
00:42:51,995 --> 00:42:54,955
Yeah, well, please do ask him
to give me a call.

889
00:42:56,261 --> 00:42:58,480
Here.

890
00:42:58,654 --> 00:43:02,267
He's very protective of me.
Aren't you, Mr. Chips?

891
00:43:02,441 --> 00:43:03,746
The authorities,
headmaster,

892
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,618
they, uh, been able
to shed any light?

893
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:08,142
It's nothing.
Simple gas leak.

894
00:43:08,316 --> 00:43:10,013
Thank goodness. Yes, thank goodness.

895
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:12,407
A gas leak? Headmaster.
Sounds rather...

896
00:43:12,581 --> 00:43:15,323
Just a small one, Meredith.
Nothing to worry about.

897
00:43:15,497 --> 00:43:17,107
Headmaster,
it was a lake of fire.

898
00:43:17,282 --> 00:43:20,763
Yes, well, uh, that is
the methane, you see,

899
00:43:20,937 --> 00:43:23,201
uh, leaking

900
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:26,378
out of the ground.

901
00:43:26,552 --> 00:43:30,338
Ahem. The chaps at Terrafrack
say it's all quite normal.

902
00:43:30,512 --> 00:43:31,992
And they are the experts,
after all.

903
00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:33,211
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

904
00:43:33,385 --> 00:43:34,777
What is it now,
Tomkinson?

905
00:43:37,954 --> 00:43:40,348
Another champagne hamper,
sir, from Terrafrack.

906
00:43:40,522 --> 00:43:43,264
Thank you, Tomkinson.
Thank you.

907
00:43:43,438 --> 00:43:45,571
So this is all
fracking related?

908
00:43:45,745 --> 00:43:49,052
Meredith, the substructure
of Slaughter Hall

909
00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:51,707
is hundreds of years old.

910
00:43:51,881 --> 00:43:55,058
I mean, we have some
very leaky drains here,

911
00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:57,017
very old tunnels.

912
00:43:57,191 --> 00:43:59,367
Ancient, in fact.

913
00:43:59,541 --> 00:44:01,195
Speaking of Matron.
(CHUCKLES)

914
00:44:01,369 --> 00:44:04,677
(CHUCKLES) This took us a bit
by surprise is all.

915
00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:08,811
Look, it is rather concerning,
headmaster, don't you agree?

916
00:44:08,985 --> 00:44:11,074
Yes.

917
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:13,555
Yes, it is.

918
00:44:13,729 --> 00:44:16,819
Which is all
the more reason why I...

919
00:44:16,993 --> 00:44:20,736
I cannot have boys smoking
in such a potentially

920
00:44:20,910 --> 00:44:23,609
highly-flammable environment.
I mean, ooh.

921
00:44:23,783 --> 00:44:25,393
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

922
00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:28,353
Ah. I must take this,
headmaster,

923
00:44:28,527 --> 00:44:31,007
if you don't mind.
It's rather urgent.

924
00:44:31,181 --> 00:44:33,706
Audrey, darling. I can hear you,
but I can't see you.

925
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,362
Out of his league.
Now, look, boys, boys, boys.

926
00:44:37,536 --> 00:44:40,190
You're both too young,
too bright,

927
00:44:40,365 --> 00:44:43,237
and quite frankly,
too darn handsome

928
00:44:43,411 --> 00:44:47,633
to be polluting your bodies
in such a reckless fashion.

929
00:44:47,807 --> 00:44:50,200
I don't want to
start thrashing pupils

930
00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:52,333
like it's the good old days.

931
00:44:52,507 --> 00:44:54,901
But it's clear to me that
you do need some correcting.

932
00:44:55,075 --> 00:44:57,251
I am going to
telephone your parents

933
00:44:57,425 --> 00:44:59,645
and ask that you not
return home tomorrow

934
00:44:59,819 --> 00:45:02,169
for the Exeat Weekend.
Instead, you will remain here

935
00:45:02,343 --> 00:45:04,258
and perform sanctions
with your house god.

936
00:45:04,432 --> 00:45:06,826
Who's at Sparta this weekend? I am, sir.

937
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,089
BAT: Mm. Good.
Well, now

938
00:45:09,263 --> 00:45:11,178
try and use this as a...

939
00:45:11,352 --> 00:45:12,832
Bello, what's up? What's up?

940
00:45:13,006 --> 00:45:15,269
Bello. Cool.

941
00:45:16,575 --> 00:45:18,054
Two more names
to go on there.

942
00:45:18,228 --> 00:45:20,143
Blake, Wallace.

943
00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:23,886
Tomorrow morning, 5 a.m.
In your games kit. Be prepared.

944
00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:25,888
(♪♪♪)

945
00:45:26,062 --> 00:45:27,673
(BEEPING)

946
00:45:34,810 --> 00:45:36,725
SMUDGER: Clemsie, you're Upper Sixth.

947
00:45:36,899 --> 00:45:39,511
You can't be seen talking
to Blake and his oiky roommate.

948
00:45:39,685 --> 00:45:41,339
I'll speak to whom
I bloody well like.

949
00:45:41,513 --> 00:45:43,253
This place is a joke.

950
00:45:43,428 --> 00:45:46,300
I'll be a joke if
the chaps hear about it.

951
00:45:46,474 --> 00:45:50,043
I'm being made a god.

952
00:45:50,217 --> 00:45:52,577
I've been dreaming about this
weekend ever since I got here.

953
00:45:54,003 --> 00:45:56,005
What's up, Woots?
Hello.

954
00:45:56,179 --> 00:45:59,008
Did you pass the test yet?
What does it look like?

955
00:45:59,182 --> 00:46:02,360
Look, Clemsie.

956
00:46:02,534 --> 00:46:04,710
I need you
there by my side

957
00:46:04,884 --> 00:46:06,581
when I'm anointed by
the head boy.

958
00:46:06,755 --> 00:46:08,275
It's not my scene,
a bunch of dickheads

959
00:46:08,409 --> 00:46:10,280
wanking each other off.

960
00:46:10,455 --> 00:46:11,804
This is your night.

961
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:14,633
Smudge. Look.

962
00:46:14,807 --> 00:46:16,417
Doesn't mean
I don't love you.

963
00:46:20,073 --> 00:46:20,900
(COUGHS)

964
00:46:21,074 --> 00:46:23,468
Ugh. Snuff.

965
00:46:25,644 --> 00:46:27,123
Cheer up, Ducky.

966
00:46:27,297 --> 00:46:29,169
I mean,
it's not all that bad.

967
00:46:29,343 --> 00:46:30,605
At least you've got me.

968
00:46:30,779 --> 00:46:32,955
So not going home, then?

969
00:46:33,129 --> 00:46:36,394
We'd thought you'd be grounded.
Tough luck, boys.

970
00:46:36,568 --> 00:46:37,917
Going home for the weekend?

971
00:46:38,091 --> 00:46:39,788
To Hong Kong?
Don't be ridiculous.

972
00:46:39,962 --> 00:46:41,573
I'm in a chess tournament
in Beijing.

973
00:46:41,747 --> 00:46:44,140
Really? When? Five minutes. Better run.

974
00:46:44,314 --> 00:46:48,231
Hey, Don. You could always
hook up with Clemsie.

975
00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:49,686
Clemsie?
KAY: She's staying too.

976
00:46:52,105 --> 00:46:53,628
Oh, my God.

977
00:46:55,195 --> 00:46:56,762
She's here.

978
00:46:56,936 --> 00:47:00,330
A weekend alone in paradise
with Clemsie Lawrence.

979
00:47:00,505 --> 00:47:02,637
Come on, Ducky.
Grow up.

980
00:47:02,811 --> 00:47:05,901
She's Clemsie Lawrence
of Belgravia.

981
00:47:06,075 --> 00:47:07,512
Who the hell are you?

982
00:47:07,686 --> 00:47:09,949
Thanks, mate. Just being honest.

983
00:47:10,123 --> 00:47:12,778
Good. It's about time,
isn't it?

984
00:47:12,952 --> 00:47:15,563
You haven't told me nowt
about this place, Will.

985
00:47:15,737 --> 00:47:18,044
You didn't even tell me
Seymour was bullied,

986
00:47:18,218 --> 00:47:20,046
or why he hung himself.

987
00:47:20,220 --> 00:47:22,352
That's none of your business.
None of my business?

988
00:47:22,527 --> 00:47:24,485
I sleep in his
fucking bed, Will.

989
00:47:24,659 --> 00:47:27,619
Someone died and you act
like you don't even care.

990
00:47:27,793 --> 00:47:30,143
You're supposed to be
my roommate.

991
00:47:30,317 --> 00:47:31,797
Thanks a lot.

992
00:47:31,971 --> 00:47:34,234
No wonder he fucking
topped himself.

993
00:47:36,584 --> 00:47:39,587
Go and do some snuff,
you weirdo.

994
00:47:43,852 --> 00:47:45,724
(♪♪♪)

995
00:47:53,253 --> 00:47:54,341
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)

996
00:48:03,306 --> 00:48:06,135
WOOTTON: I'm sorry I failed the test.
Please, Mummy.

997
00:48:06,309 --> 00:48:07,659
Let me come home.

998
00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:10,836
I promise not to be
a nuisance to you and Steve.

999
00:48:11,010 --> 00:48:12,402
No, please.

1000
00:48:13,578 --> 00:48:15,188
Mum?

1001
00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:17,364
♪ Separation ♪

1002
00:48:17,538 --> 00:48:21,760
♪ All this quiet desolation ♪

1003
00:48:21,934 --> 00:48:24,545
♪ I am burning up inside ♪

1004
00:48:26,242 --> 00:48:28,549
♪ I don't know my own mind ♪

1005
00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:34,512
♪ Feels like
I could disappear ♪

1006
00:48:34,686 --> 00:48:38,864
♪ Feels like I was never here ♪

1007
00:48:39,038 --> 00:48:43,346
♪ But I'd keep it to myself ♪

1008
00:48:43,521 --> 00:48:45,871
♪ 'Cause there's not
A hope in hell ♪

1009
00:48:48,003 --> 00:48:52,051
♪ Now the moon
Calls your name ♪

1010
00:48:52,225 --> 00:48:55,968
♪ The sun's a burning flame ♪

1011
00:48:56,142 --> 00:49:00,581
♪ So I crawled
Among the shadows ♪

1012
00:49:00,755 --> 00:49:03,584
♪ And hollered out in pain ♪

1013
00:49:03,758 --> 00:49:05,281
HARGREAVES: Happy bloody weekend.

1014
00:49:05,455 --> 00:49:09,111
♪ I gave up my sole position ♪

1015
00:49:09,285 --> 00:49:12,027
♪ I gave up on asking why ♪

1016
00:49:13,638 --> 00:49:16,641
♪ Why, why, why ♪

1017
00:49:16,815 --> 00:49:18,947
♪ Baby, goodbye ♪

1018
00:49:27,869 --> 00:49:29,509
WILLOUGHBY: That's none of your business.

1019
00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:31,525
None of my business?

1020
00:49:31,699 --> 00:49:33,745
HOUSEMAN: Whose idea of a sick joke
was this?

1021
00:49:33,919 --> 00:49:36,269
I want to know. Own up.
I think he was badly bullied.

1022
00:49:36,443 --> 00:49:37,705
...he was badly bullied.

1023
00:49:37,879 --> 00:49:38,706
WILLOUGHBY: He was my roommate.

1024
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,316
You? Your roommate, your problem.

1025
00:49:40,490 --> 00:49:42,667
HOUSEMAN: You?
He was my roommate.

1026
00:49:42,841 --> 00:49:44,494
DON: I sleep in his
fucking bed, Will.

1027
00:49:44,669 --> 00:49:45,495
HOUSEMAN: Own up.

1028
00:49:45,670 --> 00:49:47,106
Was it you? You?

1029
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,000
You'll find out soon enough.
HOUSEMAN: You?

1030
00:49:59,161 --> 00:49:59,988
(SCRATCHES)

1031
00:50:00,162 --> 00:50:01,947
(PANTING)

1032
00:50:02,121 --> 00:50:04,993
Oh. Fucking prick.

1033
00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:07,735
Nearly bloody killed me.

1034
00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:09,389
Oh, my...

1035
00:50:11,434 --> 00:50:13,654
You're a bloody drama queen.
You know that?

1036
00:50:13,828 --> 00:50:15,743
Oh, my...

1037
00:50:20,182 --> 00:50:24,360
I'm sorry for what I said, mate.
All right? You're not that bad.

1038
00:50:24,534 --> 00:50:26,972
Life ain't that bad.
Yes, it fucking is.

1039
00:50:27,146 --> 00:50:28,713
(MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)

1040
00:50:38,374 --> 00:50:40,899
Is that what you're leaving me?
Your snuff box?

1041
00:50:41,073 --> 00:50:43,815
Did you bequeath it to me?
(CHUCKLES)

1042
00:50:43,989 --> 00:50:46,556
What the fuck am I supposed
to do with that?

1043
00:50:46,731 --> 00:50:48,341
(CRYING)

1044
00:50:48,515 --> 00:50:51,779
You've got years of snorting
tobacco ahead of you. Years.

1045
00:50:51,953 --> 00:50:54,477
All right?
You're not him, Will.

1046
00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:56,349
You're not Seymour.

1047
00:50:56,523 --> 00:50:59,439
He was all that I had.
Yeah, but then rage, all right?

1048
00:50:59,613 --> 00:51:00,919
Rage against the...

1049
00:51:01,093 --> 00:51:03,095
Machine? Dying of the light.

1050
00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:06,185
Whatever. The point is, you've
hit the bottom, all right?

1051
00:51:06,359 --> 00:51:09,492
But you're on the way up.
Things can only get better.

1052
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:12,234
It can't get any darker now.

1053
00:51:12,408 --> 00:51:14,454
HOUSEMAN: Don't tell me you've
found someone else.

1054
00:51:14,628 --> 00:51:15,803
(SIGHS)
Meredith.

1055
00:51:15,977 --> 00:51:17,370
You know I have.

1056
00:51:17,544 --> 00:51:19,285
(CRYING)

1057
00:51:22,331 --> 00:51:24,203
This is Ibrahim.

1058
00:51:24,377 --> 00:51:26,858
How can I just leave him
and come back?

1059
00:51:27,032 --> 00:51:30,035
Well, can't you
bring him with you?

1060
00:51:30,209 --> 00:51:31,645
Hey, Ib.

1061
00:51:31,819 --> 00:51:34,082
Hello, little man.

1062
00:51:34,256 --> 00:51:36,345
Do you like cricket? Meredith.

1063
00:51:38,391 --> 00:51:40,175
(RUMBLING)

1064
00:51:40,349 --> 00:51:42,177
(♪♪♪)

1065
00:51:42,351 --> 00:51:43,918
(PEOPLE SINGING OPERA)

1066
00:51:52,927 --> 00:51:54,537
WOOTTON: Hargreaves!

1067
00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:56,975
(LAUGHS)

1068
00:52:09,074 --> 00:52:10,466
All right,
everybody gather around.

1069
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,425
Better do a body count.

1070
00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:13,992
One, two...

1071
00:52:14,166 --> 00:52:17,082
three, four, fag...

1072
00:52:17,256 --> 00:52:19,345
...six.And Bello's in the bath.

1073
00:52:19,519 --> 00:52:22,087
Seven.

1074
00:52:22,261 --> 00:52:25,046
There's no power anywhere.
Blackout for miles.

1075
00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:27,179
Everybody sits tight
until I've gathered intel.

1076
00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:29,790
Matron, take some candles up
to the headmaster.

1077
00:52:29,964 --> 00:52:32,837
Lock up behind you.
Nobody leaves Sparta.

1078
00:52:34,055 --> 00:52:36,231
Um, Clegg.

1079
00:52:36,405 --> 00:52:38,016
Where's Meredith?

1080
00:52:38,190 --> 00:52:41,280
Mr. Houseman
is not feeling well.

1081
00:52:41,454 --> 00:52:42,585
He's taken to bed.

1082
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,978
I'm in charge now.

1083
00:52:46,067 --> 00:52:47,373
(ROARING NEARBY)

1084
00:52:50,506 --> 00:52:51,594
What was that?

1085
00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:52,987
(ROARING CONTINUES)

1086
00:52:58,471 --> 00:53:01,822
No, the shafts
have completely failed.

1087
00:53:01,996 --> 00:53:06,305
It's only an earthquake.
It's an occupational hazard.

1088
00:53:06,479 --> 00:53:08,046
Boss, look at this.

1089
00:53:09,482 --> 00:53:11,179
Those things,
whatever they are,

1090
00:53:11,353 --> 00:53:13,051
they're out.

1091
00:53:13,225 --> 00:53:14,792
"Out"?

1092
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,666
The shafts are blown.
There is no way.

1093
00:53:21,102 --> 00:53:22,625
The sinkhole. The sinkhole.

1094
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,802
(ROARING IN DISTANCE)

1095
00:53:24,976 --> 00:53:26,847
(♪♪♪)

1096
00:53:31,373 --> 00:53:33,288
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1097
00:53:33,462 --> 00:53:36,770
(PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)

1098
00:53:36,944 --> 00:53:41,644
In Xanadu did Kublai Khan
a pleasure dome erect. Ha, ha.

1099
00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:43,821
Boss, we've gotta go.

1100
00:53:43,995 --> 00:53:46,301
We need to evacuate.
It's doomsday.

1101
00:53:46,475 --> 00:53:48,260
You don't wanna stay
for dinner?

1102
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:52,133
Turns out these little babies,
they love fracking.

1103
00:53:52,307 --> 00:53:55,093
It's made them
fucking bonkers.

1104
00:53:55,267 --> 00:53:57,269
You're off your fucking tits.

1105
00:53:58,705 --> 00:53:59,924
I'm out. Where you going?

1106
00:54:00,098 --> 00:54:01,751
They don't wanna bite you.

1107
00:54:01,926 --> 00:54:04,145
HEDGER: Evacuate!
Come on! Let's go!

1108
00:54:04,319 --> 00:54:06,495
You're not gonna bite him,
are you?

1109
00:54:06,669 --> 00:54:08,715
(SIREN WAILING)

1110
00:54:08,889 --> 00:54:10,891
What the hell is going on?

1111
00:54:11,065 --> 00:54:12,327
(ROARING)

1112
00:54:14,068 --> 00:54:16,897
Fuck me.
Who's got a weapon?

1113
00:54:18,159 --> 00:54:19,639
Give me that fucking Taser.

1114
00:54:19,813 --> 00:54:20,901
You know
how to use that?

1115
00:54:21,075 --> 00:54:22,772
Hey, watch out... Aah!

1116
00:54:22,947 --> 00:54:25,427
Oh, sorry. No, sorry.

1117
00:54:25,601 --> 00:54:26,776
Sorry.

1118
00:54:28,778 --> 00:54:30,606
Should we tell
the headmaster?

1119
00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:33,827
Sod the headmaster.
Where's the bloody choppers?

1120
00:54:34,001 --> 00:54:35,437
We need choppers.

1121
00:54:35,611 --> 00:54:37,091
Got that? I repeat...

1122
00:54:38,614 --> 00:54:39,615
(SNARLING)

1123
00:54:39,789 --> 00:54:40,878
(ALL SHOUTING)

1124
00:54:42,314 --> 00:54:43,968
Chopper!

1125
00:54:47,667 --> 00:54:49,799
Chopper!

1126
00:54:49,974 --> 00:54:53,368
The Portaloo!
The fucking bogs!

1127
00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:55,631
(SCREAMING)

1128
00:54:55,805 --> 00:54:57,329
HEDGER: Evacuate!

1129
00:54:59,070 --> 00:55:00,985
Fuck me,
these mushrooms are strong.

1130
00:55:01,159 --> 00:55:02,682
HEDGER: Everyone, we gotta leave!

1131
00:55:02,856 --> 00:55:04,597
(MONSTER GROWLING)

1132
00:55:04,771 --> 00:55:06,512
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1133
00:55:08,818 --> 00:55:10,255
It's the sound again.

1134
00:55:10,429 --> 00:55:11,952
They're back.

1135
00:55:12,126 --> 00:55:13,846
Teddy, stay put.
I'm gonna come and get you.

1136
00:55:13,911 --> 00:55:15,782
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)

1137
00:55:18,698 --> 00:55:19,699
No.

1138
00:55:19,873 --> 00:55:22,006
No. It's a dragon!

1139
00:55:25,313 --> 00:55:26,313
(EXPLOSION)

1140
00:55:28,273 --> 00:55:30,405
Sounds like there's a war
going on out there.

1141
00:55:30,579 --> 00:55:32,799
Maybe the frack hole's
blown up.

1142
00:55:35,845 --> 00:55:38,544
Sorry for putting you
through all that.

1143
00:55:38,718 --> 00:55:40,807
I'm such a tit.

1144
00:55:40,981 --> 00:55:43,418
Don't be daft.

1145
00:55:43,592 --> 00:55:45,812
You just can't handle
your drink.

1146
00:56:02,133 --> 00:56:03,656
Sod this.

1147
00:56:04,744 --> 00:56:06,224
Where are you going?

1148
00:56:06,398 --> 00:56:08,356
Think I'll take a look.

1149
00:56:08,530 --> 00:56:10,141
Don't tell Cleggy.

1150
00:56:10,315 --> 00:56:11,533
Fuck Clegg.

1151
00:56:11,707 --> 00:56:14,362
Come on, duck.
Let's have some fun.

1152
00:56:14,536 --> 00:56:16,277
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

1153
00:56:25,939 --> 00:56:32,076
♪ Zadok, the Priest ♪

1154
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:40,040
♪ And Nathan, the Prophet ♪

1155
00:56:40,214 --> 00:56:42,956
♪ Anointed... ♪

1156
00:56:43,130 --> 00:56:44,784
(CLEGG SCREAMING)

1157
00:56:44,958 --> 00:56:49,571
♪ ...Solomon king ♪

1158
00:56:49,745 --> 00:56:51,704
DON: Think I figured it out.
Figured what out?

1159
00:56:51,878 --> 00:56:53,749
The guy in the forest
with the beard.

1160
00:56:53,923 --> 00:56:55,882
Prophet of doom.
He's an old Slaughterian.

1161
00:56:56,056 --> 00:56:57,101
How do you know?

1162
00:56:57,275 --> 00:56:58,395
DON: I did a bit of digging.

1163
00:56:58,450 --> 00:56:59,755
His name's Woodrow Chapman.

1164
00:56:59,929 --> 00:57:01,714
WILLOUGHBY: Wait. Woody Chapman?

1165
00:57:01,888 --> 00:57:04,978
Why? Do you know him?
He's the school legend.

1166
00:57:05,152 --> 00:57:07,241
He's the big brother
of Teddy Chapman.

1167
00:57:08,329 --> 00:57:10,549
The plaque in the basement.

1168
00:57:10,723 --> 00:57:13,508
Chapman.
WILLOUGHBY: That's Teddy.

1169
00:57:13,682 --> 00:57:15,510
He and Woody
were trying to escape,

1170
00:57:15,684 --> 00:57:17,773
but he disappeared
down in the tunnels.

1171
00:57:17,947 --> 00:57:19,514
They've been sealed
ever since.

1172
00:57:19,688 --> 00:57:21,386
What happened?

1173
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,823
Well, that, my friend...

1174
00:57:23,997 --> 00:57:27,914
is the most terrifying story
of them all.

1175
00:57:28,088 --> 00:57:31,396
KAY: Aah! Was ist das? What?

1176
00:57:31,570 --> 00:57:33,746
Two little schoolboys.Clemsie. Kay.

1177
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,704
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Queen of cunts.

1178
00:57:35,878 --> 00:57:37,010
What are you doing?

1179
00:57:37,184 --> 00:57:38,624
CLEMSIE: We're going to investigate.

1180
00:57:38,751 --> 00:57:39,969
And you're the backup.

1181
00:57:40,144 --> 00:57:41,449
All right.

1182
00:57:41,623 --> 00:57:43,582
KAY: I can't drink any more of that.

1183
00:57:43,756 --> 00:57:45,453
(LAUGHING)

1184
00:57:45,627 --> 00:57:47,325
Pretend it's the end
of the world.

1185
00:57:47,499 --> 00:57:48,891
We're all that's left
of humanity.

1186
00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:51,198
There's no need to pretend,
darling.

1187
00:57:51,372 --> 00:57:54,462
We'll soon be eating each other.
We're all going to die...

1188
00:57:54,636 --> 00:57:56,247
(♪♪♪)

1189
00:58:09,173 --> 00:58:11,088
DON: Told you there was a war
going on.

1190
00:58:12,611 --> 00:58:14,395
CLEMSIE: What is this place?

1191
00:58:14,569 --> 00:58:16,745
WILLOUGHBY: The anti-frack camp.

1192
00:58:16,919 --> 00:58:19,183
They have a Chinook?
They've got power over there.

1193
00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:23,187
(♪♪♪)

1194
00:58:37,853 --> 00:58:39,464
(STATIC CRACKLING OVER RADIO)

1195
00:58:44,643 --> 00:58:46,819
Right, mate.
We need to call the police.

1196
00:58:46,993 --> 00:58:48,081
The police?

1197
00:58:48,255 --> 00:58:49,648
(CREATURE ROARING IN DISTANCE)

1198
00:58:51,476 --> 00:58:54,435
What was that?
DON: Hello?

1199
00:58:54,609 --> 00:58:57,046
It was a fox.

1200
00:58:57,221 --> 00:58:58,874
A fox?
KAY: Over here.

1201
00:58:59,048 --> 00:59:00,354
(CROAKING)

1202
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,402
Well, it's a... What the hell is it?

1203
00:59:04,576 --> 00:59:06,578
It's a... It's fucking ugly.

1204
00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:09,450
It's got a snaggletooth.

1205
00:59:09,624 --> 00:59:11,264
That thing needs to see
a fucking dentist.

1206
00:59:11,409 --> 00:59:13,933
CLEMSIE: Guys, don't be mean.

1207
00:59:14,107 --> 00:59:15,674
It looks kind of cute.

1208
00:59:15,848 --> 00:59:17,110
Cute?

1209
00:59:17,284 --> 00:59:18,894
CLEMSIE: Yeah.

1210
00:59:19,068 --> 00:59:22,898
Yee. Hey, little baby.

1211
00:59:23,072 --> 00:59:24,987
Where's your mummy?

1212
00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:27,076
(ALL SHOUTING)

1213
00:59:27,251 --> 00:59:28,687
(CREATURE CHITTERING)

1214
00:59:28,861 --> 00:59:29,992
DON: Clemsie!

1215
00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:31,646
CLEMSIE: Get it off me!

1216
00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:33,605
DON: Clemsie, no!
No, Clemsie, watch out.

1217
00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:36,390
There's a sinkhole.
Clemsie! I've got you.

1218
00:59:36,564 --> 00:59:38,175
CLEMSIE: Get the fuck off me!

1219
00:59:40,829 --> 00:59:42,004
(CLEMSIE SHOUTING)

1220
01:00:00,632 --> 01:00:02,808
The ecstasy
of death.

1221
01:00:04,157 --> 01:00:05,680
You okay?

1222
01:00:08,596 --> 01:00:11,425
You're all right, Clemsie.Yeah.

1223
01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:14,298
Yeah. I mean, yeah.

1224
01:00:14,472 --> 01:00:17,910
You killed it.
Give Boadicea a fag.

1225
01:00:24,525 --> 01:00:26,745
(MONSTER ROARING)
(ALL SHOUT)

1226
01:00:29,226 --> 01:00:30,792
It's old foxy again.

1227
01:00:30,966 --> 01:00:32,794
Will you stop saying
it's a fucking fox?

1228
01:00:32,968 --> 01:00:34,622
It's clearly not a fox,
is it, Willoughby?

1229
01:00:34,796 --> 01:00:37,146
(YELPS)

1230
01:00:42,587 --> 01:00:46,155
All right, Wootton.
Death beckons.

1231
01:00:46,330 --> 01:00:47,983
Your move.

1232
01:00:48,157 --> 01:00:50,986
So let me see.

1233
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:54,338
I'd like to summon a demon,
please, Hargreaves.

1234
01:00:54,512 --> 01:00:57,036
You would, would you?
Just like that.

1235
01:00:57,210 --> 01:00:58,690
Bring the darkness.

1236
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:01,823
But I'm a necromancer.
You're a dick. Roll 20.

1237
01:01:01,997 --> 01:01:03,477
If you miss, you die.

1238
01:01:03,651 --> 01:01:07,351
That's tyranny! That's the rules, bitch.

1239
01:01:07,525 --> 01:01:09,222
Twenty.

1240
01:01:09,396 --> 01:01:12,138
You know, Hargreaves,
one day I'll be a god,

1241
01:01:12,312 --> 01:01:14,401
and then I'm gonna fucking...
I can't quite see you

1242
01:01:14,575 --> 01:01:16,011
at the Arcadian orgy somehow.

1243
01:01:16,185 --> 01:01:19,798
You're perfect sex-god material? Fuck off.

1244
01:01:22,017 --> 01:01:23,410
What is an orgy, anyway?

1245
01:01:23,584 --> 01:01:25,847
For fuck's sake,
would you just roll, please?

1246
01:01:26,021 --> 01:01:27,021
Twenty or death.

1247
01:01:27,109 --> 01:01:28,763
(WOOTTON CHUCKLES)

1248
01:01:28,937 --> 01:01:30,243
(CREATURE GROWLING
IN DISTANCE)

1249
01:01:32,201 --> 01:01:34,291
What's that sound?

1250
01:01:34,465 --> 01:01:35,509
What's that smell?

1251
01:01:37,555 --> 01:01:41,167
Ugh. Hargreaves, Jesus! Ha-ha-ha.

1252
01:01:41,341 --> 01:01:43,300
That's evil.
Talk about summoning the dead.

1253
01:01:43,474 --> 01:01:45,780
(RINGING DOORBELL)
Fuck's sake, come on.

1254
01:01:47,739 --> 01:01:49,915
Good grief.

1255
01:01:50,089 --> 01:01:51,929
What's all this?
Why are you exposing yourself?

1256
01:01:52,091 --> 01:01:54,093
Oh, sorry, sir.

1257
01:01:54,267 --> 01:01:56,269
There's something
you need to see.

1258
01:01:58,489 --> 01:02:01,230
BAT: What is it?
Someone's head? Ha, ha.

1259
01:02:01,405 --> 01:02:02,841
DON: Not just a head, sir.

1260
01:02:03,015 --> 01:02:04,625
It's a whole body.

1261
01:02:04,799 --> 01:02:06,105
Mm.

1262
01:02:06,279 --> 01:02:08,150
Well, goodness.

1263
01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:09,500
I am intrigued.

1264
01:02:14,505 --> 01:02:16,420
Dear God.

1265
01:02:16,594 --> 01:02:18,639
This looks like
Tuesday's pudding.

1266
01:02:18,813 --> 01:02:20,815
Bit of custard on it,
be nice.

1267
01:02:20,989 --> 01:02:23,470
Uh, sir,
it attacked Clemsie.

1268
01:02:23,644 --> 01:02:24,724
I'm afraid
I had to kill it.

1269
01:02:24,819 --> 01:02:26,299
Sir, if you look closely,

1270
01:02:26,473 --> 01:02:28,040
you can still make out
the jaw.

1271
01:02:28,214 --> 01:02:31,086
See? They're carnassial teeth,
clearly visible.

1272
01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:32,260
It's a carnivore.

1273
01:02:32,392 --> 01:02:34,612
I think quite possibly a rare

1274
01:02:34,786 --> 01:02:38,224
or even undiscovered
subterranean subspecies.

1275
01:02:38,398 --> 01:02:39,921
Aah!
DON: God.

1276
01:02:41,183 --> 01:02:42,620
Well, fascinating.

1277
01:02:42,794 --> 01:02:44,230
Thank you, Matron.

1278
01:02:44,404 --> 01:02:46,014
Thank God for rat poison.

1279
01:02:46,188 --> 01:02:48,147
I'll tell the ground staff
on Monday.

1280
01:02:48,321 --> 01:02:49,931
CLEMSIE: Sir, this is
way beyond rats.

1281
01:02:50,105 --> 01:02:52,238
You need to call
the police now.

1282
01:02:52,412 --> 01:02:53,761
The police?

1283
01:02:53,935 --> 01:02:56,460
Clemsie,
this is a school matter.

1284
01:02:56,634 --> 01:02:58,200
We're not bothering
the rozzers.

1285
01:02:58,375 --> 01:02:59,854
Sir, we've been
to the frack site.

1286
01:03:00,028 --> 01:03:01,856
BAT: No, no, no.

1287
01:03:02,030 --> 01:03:03,902
No, Mr. Spray
and the ground staff

1288
01:03:04,076 --> 01:03:05,860
will see to the vermin
on Monday.

1289
01:03:06,034 --> 01:03:07,775
Ahem. Now...

1290
01:03:07,949 --> 01:03:10,909
in the meantime, I'm going
to have to notify your parents.

1291
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:13,215
What?
BAT: I can't have pupils

1292
01:03:13,390 --> 01:03:16,088
wandering about in the middle
of the night after orders...

1293
01:03:16,262 --> 01:03:18,569
Are you serious?
In the forest.

1294
01:03:18,743 --> 01:03:20,745
An area you all knew
was strictly out of bounds.

1295
01:03:20,919 --> 01:03:24,096
No! This is what
you're going to do.

1296
01:03:24,270 --> 01:03:26,272
You're going to put us
in the car...

1297
01:03:26,446 --> 01:03:28,883
and you're going to drive us
to the nearest police station

1298
01:03:29,057 --> 01:03:31,930
right fucking now...

1299
01:03:33,061 --> 01:03:34,541
...sir.

1300
01:03:34,715 --> 01:03:36,935
(CREATURE GROWLING
IN DISTANCE)

1301
01:03:37,109 --> 01:03:40,373
BAT: What exactly...?
There's something in the woods.

1302
01:03:40,547 --> 01:03:44,246
Uh, do you have
your car keys, sir?

1303
01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:49,251
Only I think we should probably
be getting off fairly soon-ish.

1304
01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:51,123
(CREATURE GROWLING)

1305
01:03:57,999 --> 01:03:58,999
(SHOUTS)

1306
01:04:07,574 --> 01:04:10,359
Anybody seen Blake or Wallace? No, Clegg.

1307
01:04:10,534 --> 01:04:12,579
Stand up straight
when you speak to a house god.

1308
01:04:14,276 --> 01:04:17,018
And you take off
those fucking ears now.

1309
01:04:19,717 --> 01:04:20,892
Nobody leaves.

1310
01:04:26,201 --> 01:04:29,161
BAT: Keys, keys, keys.

1311
01:04:29,335 --> 01:04:32,860
Ah. Presto. Thank God, let's go.

1312
01:04:33,034 --> 01:04:34,775
Wait. There won't be
enough room in the car.

1313
01:04:34,949 --> 01:04:36,821
Who's gonna stay
and hold the fort?

1314
01:04:36,995 --> 01:04:38,115
Lawrence,
you're Upper Sixth.

1315
01:04:38,257 --> 01:04:40,085
If anyone's staying,
it should be you.

1316
01:04:40,259 --> 01:04:41,695
Don't be ridiculous,
I'm driving.

1317
01:04:41,869 --> 01:04:43,175
You're the one responsible.

1318
01:04:43,349 --> 01:04:44,698
You and your dodgy
frack buddies.

1319
01:04:44,872 --> 01:04:47,135
Now,
just you jolly well hold on.

1320
01:04:47,309 --> 01:04:49,834
She's right, though, isn't she?
Your boy in the wood told us.

1321
01:04:50,008 --> 01:04:54,055
You and Terrafrack. Oh, dear.

1322
01:04:54,229 --> 01:04:57,406
I fear you have been poisoned
by the ravings of a lunatic.

1323
01:04:57,581 --> 01:04:59,496
He's not mad. He's...
BAT: My old roommate.

1324
01:05:01,367 --> 01:05:03,238
Class of '88.

1325
01:05:03,412 --> 01:05:05,458
Old school tie.

1326
01:05:05,632 --> 01:05:07,895
Yeah? Wake up. Ha-ha-ha.

1327
01:05:08,069 --> 01:05:10,202
What's Woody
been telling you, eh?

1328
01:05:10,376 --> 01:05:14,423
There's a sinister evil lurking
beneath our school?

1329
01:05:14,598 --> 01:05:17,818
He's been playing the same
old record since he was 14.

1330
01:05:17,992 --> 01:05:20,255
Now, look, boys, boys.
Ahem.

1331
01:05:20,429 --> 01:05:22,693
I get it. And girls.

1332
01:05:22,867 --> 01:05:26,697
The world's a bloody mess,
and you want someone to blame.

1333
01:05:26,871 --> 01:05:32,311
But the truth is, there is
nothing dodgy about Terrafrack.

1334
01:05:32,485 --> 01:05:34,661
They are a heavily regulated

1335
01:05:34,835 --> 01:05:37,359
and highly reputable
energy supplier.

1336
01:05:37,534 --> 01:05:39,361
And without their help...

1337
01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:44,279
we simply do not have the funds
to maintain our school. Fact.

1338
01:05:44,453 --> 01:05:45,498
(BARKING)

1339
01:05:45,672 --> 01:05:47,456
Don't try and stop me, Chippy.

1340
01:05:47,631 --> 01:05:51,460
While we're talking about facts,
I am getting sick to death...

1341
01:05:51,635 --> 01:05:54,899
of this endless scaremongering
about hydraulic fracking.

1342
01:05:55,073 --> 01:05:56,988
There is no danger.

1343
01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:59,904
There is no risk.
The only genuine risk...

1344
01:06:00,078 --> 01:06:03,472
is of a bankrupt United Kingdom
with no affordable energy.

1345
01:06:03,647 --> 01:06:07,128
Or worse, energy
entirely dependent on China!

1346
01:06:07,302 --> 01:06:09,304
Well, by golly...

1347
01:06:09,478 --> 01:06:12,394
you may not care
about this country of ours...

1348
01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:14,875
but I'm not giving up
without a fight.

1349
01:06:15,049 --> 01:06:19,488
We are drilling for shale gas
if it's the last thing we...

1350
01:06:19,663 --> 01:06:22,970
Podge! There's a big dog.

1351
01:06:23,144 --> 01:06:25,277
(CREATURE ROARING)
(MATRON SCREAMING)

1352
01:06:25,451 --> 01:06:27,453
(♪♪♪)

1353
01:06:40,814 --> 01:06:42,686
(CREATURE ROARING)

1354
01:06:46,646 --> 01:06:48,387
(ALL SHOUTING)

1355
01:06:48,561 --> 01:06:50,607
(BARKING CONTINUES)

1356
01:06:54,872 --> 01:06:57,352
(CREATURE ROARS)
(OBJECT CRASHES)

1357
01:06:57,526 --> 01:06:59,311
To the Skoda!

1358
01:06:59,485 --> 01:07:00,485
(♪♪♪)

1359
01:07:00,529 --> 01:07:01,574
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)

1360
01:07:01,748 --> 01:07:04,229
Open it.

1361
01:07:04,403 --> 01:07:06,579
Damn, it's a rental, you see.
The Jag's got a flat.

1362
01:07:06,753 --> 01:07:09,887
Are you serious? Try again, open the door!

1363
01:07:10,061 --> 01:07:12,193
You're pressing the wrong
button. Give that to me.

1364
01:07:12,367 --> 01:07:13,367
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)

1365
01:07:13,499 --> 01:07:14,631
How did you do that?

1366
01:07:14,805 --> 01:07:17,329
Fuck's sake,
just get in and drive.

1367
01:07:17,503 --> 01:07:19,331
Seat belts, everyone. Hurry!

1368
01:07:19,505 --> 01:07:21,725
I'm going as fast as I can!

1369
01:07:21,899 --> 01:07:23,640
I am not driving
without my seat belt.

1370
01:07:23,814 --> 01:07:24,894
Please, sir, just hurry up.

1371
01:07:25,032 --> 01:07:26,425
You're making me nervous!

1372
01:07:26,599 --> 01:07:27,759
You're making me nervous,
sir.

1373
01:07:27,905 --> 01:07:29,646
Brace yourselves, children.

1374
01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:31,517
(MR CHIPS WHIMPERS)

1375
01:07:34,651 --> 01:07:36,261
Mr. Chips.

1376
01:07:38,132 --> 01:07:39,656
Oh, no.

1377
01:07:39,830 --> 01:07:42,484
Chips. Chippy. Dear God!
Goodbye, Mr. Chips.

1378
01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:45,270
What the hell is he doing?
WILLOUGHBY: Give him a moment.

1379
01:07:45,444 --> 01:07:46,793
He reversed
over his best friend.

1380
01:07:46,967 --> 01:07:48,099
What was it?

1381
01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,796
Some kind of rare,
undiscovered

1382
01:07:49,970 --> 01:07:52,320
subterranean subspecies.
And you've pissed it off!

1383
01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:55,584
(ALL SCREAMING)

1384
01:08:07,335 --> 01:08:08,728
(GROWLING)

1385
01:08:16,954 --> 01:08:18,346
(♪♪♪)

1386
01:08:28,443 --> 01:08:29,967
WILLOUGHBY: Drive! Drive!

1387
01:08:37,017 --> 01:08:38,105
WILLOUGHBY: Stop!

1388
01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:39,672
CLEMSIE: We're in a fucking hedge.

1389
01:08:39,846 --> 01:08:40,846
Let me drive.

1390
01:08:42,762 --> 01:08:43,937
(ALL SHOUTING)

1391
01:08:46,287 --> 01:08:48,420
(SOFT POP MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO)

1392
01:08:48,594 --> 01:08:55,993
♪ Once on a high
And windy hill ♪

1393
01:08:59,257 --> 01:09:04,523
♪ In the morning mist
Two lovers kissed ♪

1394
01:09:04,697 --> 01:09:06,177
WILLOUGHBY: Don!

1395
01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:07,831
Stop!

1396
01:09:08,005 --> 01:09:10,050
Don, fucking brake now!

1397
01:09:10,224 --> 01:09:11,224
(GROWLING)

1398
01:09:12,792 --> 01:09:14,533
(TIRES SQUEALING)

1399
01:09:14,707 --> 01:09:16,753
(GLASS BREAKING)

1400
01:09:16,927 --> 01:09:18,798
KAY: Jesus Christ.

1401
01:09:34,248 --> 01:09:35,617
Oh, Clemsie,
that is a lot of glass.

1402
01:09:35,641 --> 01:09:37,251
Is it dead?

1403
01:09:37,425 --> 01:09:38,862
Dead?

1404
01:09:40,559 --> 01:09:42,343
It's been dissected.

1405
01:09:42,517 --> 01:09:44,911
Really, Clemsie?
That's the second living thing

1406
01:09:45,085 --> 01:09:46,165
you've killed this evening.

1407
01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:47,871
Guys...

1408
01:09:48,045 --> 01:09:50,047
how many more are there?

1409
01:09:50,221 --> 01:09:51,613
(CREATURE ROARING IN DISTANCE)

1410
01:09:53,615 --> 01:09:55,617
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)

1411
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:57,881
(TIRES SQUEAL)

1412
01:10:08,543 --> 01:10:12,199
What? Why are you stopping?
Clemsie, come on, drive.

1413
01:10:14,462 --> 01:10:16,073
I have to go back.

1414
01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:20,555
It's Smudger, I...

1415
01:10:20,729 --> 01:10:22,296
I can't leave him.

1416
01:10:24,472 --> 01:10:25,865
He's my brother.

1417
01:10:28,128 --> 01:10:30,043
Smudger?

1418
01:10:30,217 --> 01:10:31,436
He's your brother?

1419
01:10:32,872 --> 01:10:34,091
Yeah.

1420
01:10:35,483 --> 01:10:38,617
Of course.
Yeah, we got to go back

1421
01:10:38,791 --> 01:10:41,794
for your brother. Do we, though?

1422
01:10:41,968 --> 01:10:44,318
Thank you, Don. Clemsie, he's your brother.

1423
01:10:44,492 --> 01:10:46,451
We can't leave
your brother behind, can we?

1424
01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:48,583
Come on, guys,
we can do this.

1425
01:10:48,757 --> 01:10:51,238
We are all going to die.

1426
01:10:51,412 --> 01:10:53,023
(♪♪♪)

1427
01:10:55,721 --> 01:10:57,549
Guys,
what happened out there?

1428
01:10:57,723 --> 01:10:59,856
Clemsie ran into a creature.
Where's Mr. Houseman?

1429
01:11:00,030 --> 01:11:01,553
No sign of him.
Clegg's gone too.

1430
01:11:01,727 --> 01:11:04,251
Clegg?
WOOTTON: Maybe he's been eaten.

1431
01:11:04,425 --> 01:11:07,167
Don't get your hopes up.
We need to hurry up.

1432
01:11:07,341 --> 01:11:08,341
What time is it?

1433
01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:10,604
It's tool-up time.

1434
01:11:12,390 --> 01:11:14,653
What is all that crap? It's games cupboard.

1435
01:11:14,827 --> 01:11:17,090
You can find anything
in here.

1436
01:11:17,264 --> 01:11:19,658
Last worn
by the Duke of Clarence.

1437
01:11:19,832 --> 01:11:21,225
Last worn by Hargreaves.

1438
01:11:21,399 --> 01:11:23,401
WILLOUGHBY: Wait a sec.
WOOTTON: Gross.

1439
01:11:23,575 --> 01:11:25,882
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Just needs some petrol.

1440
01:11:26,056 --> 01:11:27,579
Get fucking real.

1441
01:11:27,753 --> 01:11:30,234
(♪♪♪)

1442
01:11:30,408 --> 01:11:31,408
(GUN COCKS)

1443
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,200
Where is your brother?

1444
01:11:40,374 --> 01:11:42,420
(♪♪♪)

1445
01:11:42,594 --> 01:11:43,725
He's at a party.

1446
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,597
(WHIP CRACKS)

1447
01:11:45,771 --> 01:11:47,816
(PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)

1448
01:11:47,991 --> 01:11:51,603
♪ I ain't eez-eh
And I make you mad ♪

1449
01:11:51,777 --> 01:11:53,822
♪ At least I ain't sleazy ♪

1450
01:11:53,997 --> 01:11:55,955
HARGREAVES:
Cripes. He's gonna finger her.

1451
01:11:56,129 --> 01:11:57,435
Oh, he is.

1452
01:11:57,609 --> 01:12:00,394
He is, he's a bloody animal.
Let me have a go.

1453
01:12:00,568 --> 01:12:02,440
HARGREAVES: No.Give him a bloody go.

1454
01:12:02,614 --> 01:12:04,616
You're torturing him.
WOOTTON: I want a go.

1455
01:12:04,790 --> 01:12:08,272
This is it.
This is Smudger's initiation.

1456
01:12:08,446 --> 01:12:12,624
A "let's wear togas
and talk fucking Latin" orgy.

1457
01:12:12,798 --> 01:12:15,279
We have to stop it at once.
Good luck with that.

1458
01:12:15,453 --> 01:12:17,585
They've been planning this
all term.

1459
01:12:17,759 --> 01:12:19,936
DON: No wonder
the country's fucked.

1460
01:12:20,110 --> 01:12:22,155
Being run by these knobheads.

1461
01:12:22,329 --> 01:12:23,852
Get him out!
It's an emergency.

1462
01:12:24,027 --> 01:12:26,333
I don't speak Latin.
Anyway, you're Upper Sixth.

1463
01:12:26,507 --> 01:12:28,161
Aren't there rules
about these things?

1464
01:12:28,335 --> 01:12:29,989
Don, he's my brother.
He's...

1465
01:12:30,163 --> 01:12:32,861
(GASPS) He's...

1466
01:12:33,036 --> 01:12:35,603
He's getting anointed
by the head boy.

1467
01:12:35,777 --> 01:12:38,867
Wow. His hands are massive. Please, Don.

1468
01:12:39,042 --> 01:12:42,175
For me. All right.
Come on, Will.

1469
01:12:42,349 --> 01:12:44,569
Right-o. Yes. I'll just
keep watch from up here.

1470
01:12:44,743 --> 01:12:47,441
What do you mean, keep watch?
Come on, give me a hand.

1471
01:12:47,615 --> 01:12:49,661
A hand? "Never touch
the balls," right?

1472
01:12:49,835 --> 01:12:51,054
Especially his.

1473
01:12:53,317 --> 01:12:56,407
(IN LATIN) Make way for the head
of school!

1474
01:13:02,021 --> 01:13:04,502
Poppet.Caesari.

1475
01:13:07,853 --> 01:13:10,769
"Never touch the balls."

1476
01:13:10,943 --> 01:13:12,379
What a load of bollocks.

1477
01:13:15,513 --> 01:13:17,776
What the devil's
going on? What...?

1478
01:13:17,950 --> 01:13:20,039
Matthew!

1479
01:13:20,213 --> 01:13:21,606
Where's everybody...?

1480
01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:24,652
Hargreaves? Bello?

1481
01:13:27,438 --> 01:13:28,743
Sparta!

1482
01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:29,917
(CREATURE GROWLING)

1483
01:13:32,269 --> 01:13:33,792
(LAUGHING)

1484
01:13:33,966 --> 01:13:35,272
Poppet.

1485
01:13:35,446 --> 01:13:37,883
(IN LATIN)
Cor, I don't half fancy you.

1486
01:13:38,057 --> 01:13:40,581
(IN LATIN) Mmm, I love it
when you talk dirty.

1487
01:13:41,974 --> 01:13:42,974
(BOTH MOANING)

1488
01:13:44,498 --> 01:13:46,848
Smudger. Smudger, wake up.

1489
01:13:47,023 --> 01:13:48,589
It's time to go, mate.

1490
01:13:48,763 --> 01:13:51,114
Come on, mate.
It's breakfast time.

1491
01:13:51,288 --> 01:13:52,941
All right. Come on.

1492
01:13:53,116 --> 01:13:54,943
Clemsie's here, mate.

1493
01:13:55,118 --> 01:13:58,730
And the, uh... The headmaster's
been eaten by a wild animal.

1494
01:13:58,904 --> 01:13:59,905
And you've shit yourself.

1495
01:14:00,079 --> 01:14:02,212
Smudger! We got to go

1496
01:14:02,386 --> 01:14:04,649
and if you think I'm carrying
you, you got another...

1497
01:14:04,823 --> 01:14:06,346
A new boy. No, I'm not part of this.

1498
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:09,045
Restrain him. No, no.
I'm just visiting. No!

1499
01:14:09,219 --> 01:14:12,831
Where did they come from?
HARGREAVES: The Minotaur's back.

1500
01:14:13,005 --> 01:14:15,399
Hey, stop! We've got to get
out of here, you lunatics.

1501
01:14:15,573 --> 01:14:18,010
Start listening...
Oh, fucking hell.

1502
01:14:18,184 --> 01:14:20,056
What are you doing?
He's going Fifty Shades.

1503
01:14:20,230 --> 01:14:21,579
What? Give it back now.

1504
01:14:21,753 --> 01:14:22,971
(WHIP CRACKS)
(SCREAMS)

1505
01:14:23,146 --> 01:14:25,148
Oh, this is not
going to plan.

1506
01:14:25,322 --> 01:14:27,367
We gotta go help him. He's having fun.

1507
01:14:27,541 --> 01:14:29,587
Willoughby,
get down here quick!

1508
01:14:29,761 --> 01:14:32,416
You don't get this type of thing
in Doncaster, you know.

1509
01:14:32,590 --> 01:14:34,853
Fuck! We gotta save them both.
Right. You take that.

1510
01:14:35,027 --> 01:14:37,203
DON: Help! You two with me. Come on.

1511
01:14:40,946 --> 01:14:42,774
(BOTH MOANING)

1512
01:14:42,948 --> 01:14:45,124
(♪♪♪)

1513
01:14:45,298 --> 01:14:47,170
(PANTING)

1514
01:14:49,824 --> 01:14:52,436
I've come to get you, Wallace.
Shh. Christ.

1515
01:14:52,610 --> 01:14:54,090
When this lot wake up,
they're gonna

1516
01:14:54,264 --> 01:14:56,483
find you skinned
like a rabbit.

1517
01:14:57,832 --> 01:14:59,051
(SPEAKING IN LATIN)

1518
01:14:59,225 --> 01:15:01,053
(IN ENGLISH)
Do you know what that means?

1519
01:15:01,227 --> 01:15:02,489
No, of course
you fucking don't.

1520
01:15:02,663 --> 01:15:07,190
It's Latin for
"I'm gonna fuck your face."

1521
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,062
Bloody hell.

1522
01:15:10,236 --> 01:15:12,108
It's Clegg. Clegg?

1523
01:15:12,282 --> 01:15:14,849
Who's he gonna shag? Uh...

1524
01:15:15,023 --> 01:15:16,851
Wallace, by the looks of it.

1525
01:15:17,025 --> 01:15:18,505
Let me have another go,
please.

1526
01:15:18,679 --> 01:15:20,464
What the hell
is going on here?

1527
01:15:20,638 --> 01:15:23,902
There's no power.
Sparta's completely empty.

1528
01:15:24,076 --> 01:15:26,426
Who put me to bed?

1529
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:28,515
(BOTH MOANING)

1530
01:15:31,388 --> 01:15:33,041
(IN LATIN)
You're so warm.

1531
01:15:33,216 --> 01:15:35,827
And wet.

1532
01:15:36,001 --> 01:15:37,133
And wide?

1533
01:15:40,223 --> 01:15:41,398
(GROWLING)

1534
01:15:41,572 --> 01:15:43,661
(IN ENGLISH)
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

1535
01:15:43,835 --> 01:15:44,923
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1536
01:15:46,925 --> 01:15:48,318
What was that?

1537
01:15:50,929 --> 01:15:53,192
It's happening. Aah!

1538
01:15:55,063 --> 01:15:56,369
I'm a necromancer.

1539
01:15:56,543 --> 01:15:58,284
He's got a big knife.
There's an orgy.

1540
01:15:58,458 --> 01:16:00,243
Stop shouting.
I've got a splitting headache.

1541
01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:02,419
The head's dead. And so is his dog.

1542
01:16:02,593 --> 01:16:04,072
(GROWLING)

1543
01:16:04,247 --> 01:16:05,248
(ALL SCREAMING)

1544
01:16:06,858 --> 01:16:08,642
(♪♪♪)

1545
01:16:11,950 --> 01:16:13,256
Wallace...

1546
01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:21,133
Don! Oh!

1547
01:16:21,307 --> 01:16:24,267
Oh, you came for me. Thank God.
Right. Help me carry Smudger.

1548
01:16:24,441 --> 01:16:26,356
Yeah, your brother. Yeah, yeah.Mummy.

1549
01:16:34,494 --> 01:16:36,192
What are you doing
with this?

1550
01:16:36,366 --> 01:16:39,151
This pike saved the First Earl
of Slaughter from the beast...

1551
01:16:39,325 --> 01:16:41,414
(CREATURE GROWLING)
What the devil?

1552
01:16:41,588 --> 01:16:44,548
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1553
01:16:44,722 --> 01:16:46,245
We've been
trying to tell you, sir.

1554
01:16:47,377 --> 01:16:48,856
(♪♪♪)

1555
01:16:51,990 --> 01:16:53,252
Sir, come on.

1556
01:16:59,345 --> 01:17:00,390
(ROARING)
(SHOUTING)

1557
01:17:02,087 --> 01:17:03,175
(ALL SCREAMING)

1558
01:17:09,094 --> 01:17:10,661
(WHIMPERING)

1559
01:17:21,715 --> 01:17:22,977
(ALL SHOUTING)

1560
01:17:23,151 --> 01:17:25,066
(♪♪♪)

1561
01:17:39,255 --> 01:17:41,648
(HOUSEMAN YELLS)

1562
01:17:41,822 --> 01:17:43,222
I rather think it's dead,
don't you?

1563
01:17:44,782 --> 01:17:47,350
Sorry, sir.
CLEMSIE: Sorry, sir.

1564
01:17:47,524 --> 01:17:49,917
(CREATURE GROWLING NEARBY)

1565
01:17:50,091 --> 01:17:51,397
We should find
somewhere to hide.

1566
01:17:51,571 --> 01:17:53,921
Like now. Smokers' corner?

1567
01:17:54,095 --> 01:17:55,314
(GROANS)

1568
01:17:59,579 --> 01:18:01,451
(♪♪♪)

1569
01:18:04,149 --> 01:18:05,455
(COUGHING)

1570
01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:10,677
So pretty dark. Hmm?

1571
01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:14,942
Do you think
we've hit the bottom yet?

1572
01:18:17,858 --> 01:18:21,209
It's funny to think an hour ago,
I was about to top myself.

1573
01:18:21,384 --> 01:18:24,169
And here we are
fighting for our lives.

1574
01:18:24,343 --> 01:18:25,692
(WHIMPERING)

1575
01:18:28,260 --> 01:18:30,262
He looks like
he's given up.

1576
01:18:30,436 --> 01:18:31,959
Come on.
We need to keep moving.

1577
01:18:32,133 --> 01:18:33,439
Get back to the house.

1578
01:18:35,267 --> 01:18:36,921
Save the children.

1579
01:18:37,095 --> 01:18:40,533
Try and save the children.
Mr. Houseman, sir?

1580
01:18:40,707 --> 01:18:44,537
We... We need you, right?

1581
01:18:44,711 --> 01:18:47,366
Please, help us.

1582
01:18:48,715 --> 01:18:52,415
Yes. Help. Yes, help you.

1583
01:18:52,589 --> 01:18:54,852
Right. Um... Ahem.

1584
01:18:55,026 --> 01:18:56,549
Where did they come from?

1585
01:18:56,723 --> 01:18:58,083
The creatures,
where are they from?

1586
01:18:58,246 --> 01:19:00,379
Out of the ground.
There must be a nest somewhere.

1587
01:19:00,553 --> 01:19:01,641
And how many are there?

1588
01:19:01,815 --> 01:19:03,469
Dunno, sir.

1589
01:19:03,643 --> 01:19:06,733
"Dunno"? "Dunno"?

1590
01:19:06,907 --> 01:19:11,129
"Don't know." For heaven's sake,
enunciate, Wootton.

1591
01:19:11,303 --> 01:19:12,870
Sit up. Don't slouch. Sorry, sir.

1592
01:19:13,044 --> 01:19:14,785
Keep it together. Yes, sir.

1593
01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:17,024
There were four at the river
plus one that ate the head.

1594
01:19:17,048 --> 01:19:18,702
There's five. At least five.

1595
01:19:18,876 --> 01:19:23,097
Right, so we must assume
there is a... A herd or a pack...

1596
01:19:23,271 --> 01:19:25,317
...or a hive. I'm sorry,
I don't know

1597
01:19:25,491 --> 01:19:26,891
what the correct
collective noun is.

1598
01:19:26,927 --> 01:19:28,059
Frack?

1599
01:19:29,669 --> 01:19:31,105
A frack sounds good. I agree.

1600
01:19:31,279 --> 01:19:33,369
Yeah, I like frack. Me too.

1601
01:19:33,543 --> 01:19:35,371
Jolly good. A frack of...
But a frack of what?

1602
01:19:35,545 --> 01:19:37,111
Who the frack cares?

1603
01:19:37,285 --> 01:19:39,026
They ate half the Upper Sixth.

1604
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,377
Alive.

1605
01:19:41,551 --> 01:19:43,770
Smudger, I'm sorry.
At least they died

1606
01:19:43,944 --> 01:19:46,120
doing something they enjoyed.
(EXPLOSION)

1607
01:19:46,294 --> 01:19:49,254
A distress flare. Someone's in distress.

1608
01:19:49,428 --> 01:19:50,734
We need to call the army.

1609
01:19:50,908 --> 01:19:52,189
WILLOUGHBY: It probably is the army...

1610
01:19:52,213 --> 01:19:53,737
...in distress.

1611
01:19:55,042 --> 01:19:56,435
The cadet range.

1612
01:19:56,609 --> 01:19:58,611
Team...

1613
01:19:58,785 --> 01:20:01,135
we need firepower.

1614
01:20:01,309 --> 01:20:03,877
(♪♪♪)

1615
01:20:13,844 --> 01:20:15,019
Stand back.

1616
01:20:15,193 --> 01:20:17,108
I'm gonna ram it.

1617
01:20:17,282 --> 01:20:19,371
CLEMSIE:
Wait, where's Smudger?

1618
01:20:19,545 --> 01:20:20,894
(HOUSEMAN YELLS)

1619
01:20:21,068 --> 01:20:22,722
Back door's open.

1620
01:20:22,896 --> 01:20:25,377
Right. Come on.

1621
01:20:25,551 --> 01:20:27,901
Ugh... Damn shoulder. Sorry, sir.

1622
01:20:28,075 --> 01:20:29,816
Think I dislocated it.

1623
01:20:32,123 --> 01:20:34,952
HARGREAVES: Guns. Firepower.
Now we can blow shit up.

1624
01:20:35,126 --> 01:20:36,823
Language, Wootton.
WOOTTON: Sorry, sir.

1625
01:20:36,997 --> 01:20:38,557
Hargreaves, get
the generator on. Right.

1626
01:20:38,608 --> 01:20:40,566
Girls, glow sticks.Sir.

1627
01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:42,394
Willoughby, water.Sir.

1628
01:20:42,568 --> 01:20:43,874
Smudger. Yeah?

1629
01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:46,224
Find yourself some trousers
for God's sake.

1630
01:20:46,398 --> 01:20:47,921
Right.
Let's have a look at this.

1631
01:20:49,314 --> 01:20:50,489
Don.
DON: Sir?

1632
01:20:50,663 --> 01:20:52,317
Throw me the bat.

1633
01:20:52,491 --> 01:20:53,666
(SHOUTING)

1634
01:20:55,929 --> 01:20:58,192
DON: Sorry, sir.
HOUSEMAN: Shoulder.

1635
01:20:58,366 --> 01:21:00,446
DON: Are you all right?
HOUSEMAN: It's the old wound.

1636
01:21:00,543 --> 01:21:02,196
Killed my cricketing career.

1637
01:21:02,370 --> 01:21:04,503
Could have bowled for England
once upon a time.

1638
01:21:06,026 --> 01:21:08,594
You're a good man, sir.
You know that.

1639
01:21:08,768 --> 01:21:12,206
Yes, well, maybe thank me
when we're all out of here, yes?

1640
01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:14,600
Now, be a good boy
and smash that lock off.

1641
01:21:17,037 --> 01:21:19,605
Oh. Aha!

1642
01:21:19,779 --> 01:21:22,434
KAY: Whoo!
HOUSEMAN: Let there be light.

1643
01:21:23,783 --> 01:21:25,393
(ALL SHOUTING)

1644
01:21:25,568 --> 01:21:26,569
HOUSEMAN: Good heavens.

1645
01:21:27,831 --> 01:21:29,833
Looking for these, are we?

1646
01:21:30,007 --> 01:21:32,139
HOUSEMAN: Matty.

1647
01:21:32,313 --> 01:21:33,576
You're alive.

1648
01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:35,447
Thank God. Are you all right?

1649
01:21:35,621 --> 01:21:37,884
I'm fine, sir.
It's just a scratch.

1650
01:21:38,058 --> 01:21:40,583
Right, well, very happy
to hear that. Very happy indeed.

1651
01:21:40,757 --> 01:21:43,020
Now, we have to get
this gun rack open at once.

1652
01:21:43,194 --> 01:21:44,674
You're not thinking
of giving firearms

1653
01:21:44,717 --> 01:21:46,240
to these two, are you, sir?

1654
01:21:46,414 --> 01:21:48,939
Well, yes. We've got
to get all hands on deck.

1655
01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:50,113
(GUNSHOT)
(ALL SCREAM)

1656
01:21:50,201 --> 01:21:52,725
(GROWLING)

1657
01:21:52,899 --> 01:21:54,684
What the...? These two degenerates...

1658
01:21:54,858 --> 01:21:56,381
need to answer
for their crime.

1659
01:21:56,555 --> 01:21:58,209
What are you
talking about crimes?

1660
01:21:58,383 --> 01:21:59,515
The school ties, sir.

1661
01:21:59,689 --> 01:22:02,430
In the downstairs lavatories.

1662
01:22:02,605 --> 01:22:04,520
And over my door.

1663
01:22:04,694 --> 01:22:06,043
HOUSEMAN: Willoughby?

1664
01:22:06,217 --> 01:22:07,697
Was it your idea
of a little joke?

1665
01:22:09,176 --> 01:22:10,216
HOUSEMAN: You and Seymour?

1666
01:22:11,570 --> 01:22:14,704
A pleb and a queer.

1667
01:22:14,878 --> 01:22:17,924
Tell me, Blake, am I going
to find you buggering him too?

1668
01:22:18,098 --> 01:22:19,665
Matty, stop it.

1669
01:22:19,839 --> 01:22:22,233
We can talk about that later.
Now is not the time.

1670
01:22:22,407 --> 01:22:25,410
You've lost a lot of blood.
There's always one or two, sir.

1671
01:22:25,584 --> 01:22:29,240
Trying to destroy our school.
And what would be the point?

1672
01:22:29,414 --> 01:22:31,329
There will always be
pricks like you.

1673
01:22:31,503 --> 01:22:33,244
HOUSEMAN: Matty, put that gun down!

1674
01:22:33,418 --> 01:22:34,550
Matthew!

1675
01:22:34,724 --> 01:22:37,857
Lower your weapon!
That's an order!

1676
01:22:38,031 --> 01:22:40,730
Aah!
DON: Jesus Christ, Clegg!

1677
01:22:40,904 --> 01:22:42,558
I'm establishing a new order.

1678
01:22:42,732 --> 01:22:45,212
(CREATURE BREATHES HEAVILY)

1679
01:22:45,386 --> 01:22:48,085
It's madness! This is doomsday.

1680
01:22:48,259 --> 01:22:50,000
Matthew,
disgraceful behavior.

1681
01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:52,872
CLEGG: Wallace, Blake.
On your feet now.

1682
01:22:53,046 --> 01:22:55,135
DON: For fuck's sake.

1683
01:22:55,309 --> 01:22:57,442
We'll shove these two perverts
out the front door.

1684
01:22:57,616 --> 01:22:59,052
While they're
being eaten alive,

1685
01:22:59,226 --> 01:23:00,706
we can make a run
for the tunnels.

1686
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:03,013
You're not serious.Yes.

1687
01:23:03,187 --> 01:23:05,015
Clegg, you're a sick bastard.
CLEGG: Hey!

1688
01:23:05,189 --> 01:23:07,757
I'm giving you a chance
to be school martyrs.

1689
01:23:09,759 --> 01:23:12,022
They may even put your name up
on a plaque.

1690
01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:14,633
The first Wallace to die
like a gentleman.

1691
01:23:14,807 --> 01:23:16,983
Think how proud
your daddy would be.

1692
01:23:17,157 --> 01:23:18,855
No, you didn't.Hey.

1693
01:23:19,029 --> 01:23:21,771
Matthew,
will you stop doing that?

1694
01:23:21,945 --> 01:23:23,773
Outside.
Both of you. Now.

1695
01:23:23,947 --> 01:23:26,558
Everyone else, stand by.

1696
01:23:27,864 --> 01:23:28,864
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1697
01:23:35,393 --> 01:23:36,699
A signal.

1698
01:23:40,703 --> 01:23:41,834
Audrey.
AUDREY: Meredith.

1699
01:23:42,008 --> 01:23:43,096
(♪♪♪)

1700
01:23:43,270 --> 01:23:45,403
Audrey, my darling. I'm here.

1701
01:23:45,577 --> 01:23:48,580
We're all... The children.

1702
01:23:48,754 --> 01:23:50,538
Yes, they're safe. Look.

1703
01:23:50,713 --> 01:23:53,585
They're with me.
AUDREY: We need to speak.

1704
01:23:53,759 --> 01:23:56,719
Something terrible has happened
at the school.

1705
01:23:56,893 --> 01:23:59,939
Meredith, you're breaking up.
Audrey, can you hear me?

1706
01:24:00,113 --> 01:24:02,594
Audrey,
you must call for help, please.

1707
01:24:02,768 --> 01:24:04,378
Text her before
we lose the signal.

1708
01:24:04,552 --> 01:24:06,380
HOUSEMAN: Yes.

1709
01:24:06,554 --> 01:24:09,819
SOS Slaughterhouse.
AUDREY: I can't hear you.

1710
01:24:09,993 --> 01:24:12,256
"Sausages"? Bloody auto-text.

1711
01:24:14,519 --> 01:24:18,436
DON: Help me!
Enough, Clegg. Let him go.

1712
01:24:18,610 --> 01:24:20,568
Put your hands in the air.

1713
01:24:20,743 --> 01:24:23,615
I'm not taking orders
from a fourth year, Hargreaves.

1714
01:24:23,789 --> 01:24:25,704
I'm not gonna ask you again.

1715
01:24:25,878 --> 01:24:28,402
You don't understand.
This is war!

1716
01:24:28,576 --> 01:24:31,405
No, this is Sparta.

1717
01:24:32,885 --> 01:24:33,885
(SHOUTS)

1718
01:24:36,759 --> 01:24:38,282
Hargreaves...

1719
01:24:38,456 --> 01:24:40,850
you shot me in the neck. Wow.

1720
01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:45,028
Fuck. Oh, God.

1721
01:24:46,333 --> 01:24:48,248
Fuck. Fuck.

1722
01:24:48,422 --> 01:24:50,773
You're a fucking disgrace
to the house!

1723
01:24:52,992 --> 01:24:56,039
You pathetic fucking plebs.

1724
01:24:56,213 --> 01:24:57,388
(ALL SHOUTING)

1725
01:24:59,651 --> 01:25:01,522
(CREATURES GROWLING)

1726
01:25:02,523 --> 01:25:03,568
(SCREAMING)

1727
01:25:06,179 --> 01:25:07,528
Hold on, Matty!

1728
01:25:09,530 --> 01:25:10,923
Get off him!

1729
01:25:13,621 --> 01:25:15,319
Get off!

1730
01:25:15,493 --> 01:25:16,624
Matty!

1731
01:25:23,414 --> 01:25:25,808
AUDREY: Meredith. Meredith.

1732
01:25:25,982 --> 01:25:27,200
Meredith.

1733
01:25:29,812 --> 01:25:33,467
Children, save yourselves!
Get to the tunnels.

1734
01:25:33,641 --> 01:25:35,469
(MR. CHIPS BARKING)

1735
01:25:36,557 --> 01:25:38,298
Jesus.

1736
01:25:38,472 --> 01:25:40,431
HARGREAVES: You heard him.
Now's our chance.

1737
01:25:42,085 --> 01:25:43,125
Run.
CLEMSIE: The tunnels.

1738
01:25:46,045 --> 01:25:49,005
AUDREY: Meredith? No, Meredith?

1739
01:25:49,179 --> 01:25:50,658
You're breaking up.

1740
01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:52,660
Look, I'm not coming home,
Meredith.

1741
01:25:52,835 --> 01:25:54,314
I'm sorry.

1742
01:25:54,488 --> 01:25:57,753
It's over for us. It's over.

1743
01:25:57,927 --> 01:25:59,406
(♪♪♪)

1744
01:25:59,580 --> 01:26:00,973
DON:
Come on.

1745
01:26:05,021 --> 01:26:07,371
WOOTTON: I can't run
in these bloody wellies.

1746
01:26:13,116 --> 01:26:14,726
DON: Run!
HARGREAVES: Run, come on.

1747
01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:17,294
Run. Come on!

1748
01:26:17,468 --> 01:26:19,949
CLEMSIE: Come on, Smudge.
Get up! Get up.

1749
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:23,953
DON:
Come on.

1750
01:26:29,132 --> 01:26:30,176
(GROWLING IN DISTANCE)

1751
01:26:37,488 --> 01:26:38,837
Someone's had the same idea.

1752
01:26:39,011 --> 01:26:40,534
DON: The not-so-very-secret tunnels.

1753
01:26:40,708 --> 01:26:43,668
Well, who's going first?

1754
01:26:43,842 --> 01:26:45,888
Ladies?

1755
01:26:46,062 --> 01:26:48,325
(CRASHING THEN
CREATURE GROWLING)

1756
01:26:48,499 --> 01:26:51,110
Excuse me. Coming through.

1757
01:26:51,284 --> 01:26:53,069
Come on, go, go, go.

1758
01:26:58,901 --> 01:27:00,816
Oh, Christ.

1759
01:27:00,990 --> 01:27:02,382
(COUGHING)

1760
01:27:04,471 --> 01:27:06,256
Tunnels, my ass.
This is a sewer.

1761
01:27:12,088 --> 01:27:13,698
WOOTTON:
Hey, I know this.

1762
01:27:13,872 --> 01:27:15,395
HARGREAVES: The story of the school.

1763
01:27:15,569 --> 01:27:17,049
Hey, what's that say?

1764
01:27:17,223 --> 01:27:18,616
WOOTTON: Look. It's the First Earl

1765
01:27:18,790 --> 01:27:20,792
driving the beast
back into its cave.

1766
01:27:20,966 --> 01:27:23,012
The First Earl constructed
the original house...

1767
01:27:23,186 --> 01:27:25,405
on top of the beast's lair.

1768
01:27:25,579 --> 01:27:28,365
This whole labyrinth was carved
out by the beast itself.

1769
01:27:28,539 --> 01:27:30,149
So we're hiding
in its fucking lair?

1770
01:27:30,323 --> 01:27:32,804
Thanks, Mr. Houseman.

1771
01:27:32,978 --> 01:27:35,067
Coming down here was
a really crap idea!

1772
01:27:35,241 --> 01:27:37,069
Wootton finally passed
the house test.

1773
01:27:37,243 --> 01:27:38,612
Nice one.
Shame we're all gonna die.

1774
01:27:38,636 --> 01:27:39,724
Tough.

1775
01:27:39,898 --> 01:27:40,898
Shut up, Willoughby.

1776
01:27:40,943 --> 01:27:42,205
Maybe we should go back.

1777
01:27:42,379 --> 01:27:44,381
SMUDGER: To where
that creature's waiting?

1778
01:27:44,555 --> 01:27:46,687
(GROWLING)CLEMSIE: What was that?

1779
01:27:46,862 --> 01:27:48,298
(YELPS)

1780
01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:51,301
Something touched my leg.
That was me. Sorry.

1781
01:27:51,475 --> 01:27:53,651
Your hands are fucking freezing.

1782
01:27:53,825 --> 01:27:56,610
Shall we split up?
Split up? Are you insane?

1783
01:27:56,784 --> 01:27:59,396
Mathematically speaking,
our chances of finding the way...

1784
01:27:59,570 --> 01:28:02,442
Mathematically speaking,
we're the square root of fucked!

1785
01:28:02,616 --> 01:28:04,183
(CREATURE GROWLING)

1786
01:28:04,357 --> 01:28:06,533
It followed us.
It's got into the tunnel!

1787
01:28:06,707 --> 01:28:07,970
(ALL SCREAMING)

1788
01:28:08,144 --> 01:28:10,015
(♪♪♪)

1789
01:28:18,415 --> 01:28:19,677
Oh, no.

1790
01:28:19,851 --> 01:28:21,505
KAY: There's gotta be
another way out.

1791
01:28:23,028 --> 01:28:24,595
We're gonna die down here.

1792
01:28:24,769 --> 01:28:27,380
Like Teddy Chapman.
I'm gonna die unfulfilled.

1793
01:28:27,554 --> 01:28:31,254
I'm gonna die a virgin.
I'm gonna die in Greek sandals.

1794
01:28:31,428 --> 01:28:32,428
(CREATURE GROWLS)

1795
01:28:34,605 --> 01:28:36,433
CLEMSIE:
Where the fuck do we go now?

1796
01:28:39,566 --> 01:28:41,046
(ALL SHOUTING)

1797
01:28:43,440 --> 01:28:45,833
You two still looking
for some drugs?

1798
01:28:46,008 --> 01:28:48,227
Woody Chapman? Thank God.

1799
01:28:48,401 --> 01:28:50,664
He's Woody Chapman?
KAY: Never heard of him.

1800
01:28:50,838 --> 01:28:54,016
Anyone seen my little brother?

1801
01:28:54,190 --> 01:28:59,021
Huh? Teddy!
I've come back for you!

1802
01:28:59,195 --> 01:29:01,066
Woody? I've gotta find little Ted.

1803
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:03,068
Woody, so sorry, mate.

1804
01:29:03,242 --> 01:29:05,984
Teddy's gone, okay? But you need
to help us get out of here.

1805
01:29:07,203 --> 01:29:09,553
There ain't any way
out of hell.

1806
01:29:09,727 --> 01:29:11,468
Don't be daft.
You got out before. Remember?

1807
01:29:11,642 --> 01:29:14,253
Yeah, you came down with Teddy.
You tried to escape.

1808
01:29:14,427 --> 01:29:17,082
Escape?
We weren't trying to escape.

1809
01:29:17,256 --> 01:29:20,259
We were trying
to blow up the school.

1810
01:29:20,433 --> 01:29:22,305
We all knew about
the gas down here.

1811
01:29:22,479 --> 01:29:24,872
Blow it up? Like Guy Fawkes?

1812
01:29:25,047 --> 01:29:26,178
Like kaboom!

1813
01:29:28,224 --> 01:29:30,574
It was my idea.

1814
01:29:30,748 --> 01:29:32,228
We got separated.

1815
01:29:33,620 --> 01:29:35,796
I lost Teddy.

1816
01:29:35,971 --> 01:29:37,450
Something happened.

1817
01:29:37,624 --> 01:29:40,366
DON: It was them, weren't it?
Those creatures.

1818
01:29:40,540 --> 01:29:42,281
The beasts.
CLEMSIE: You got out, right?

1819
01:29:43,543 --> 01:29:44,543
How?

1820
01:29:45,937 --> 01:29:47,895
Found a path.
KAY: A path?

1821
01:29:48,070 --> 01:29:49,506
What path?
WOOTTON: There's a path?

1822
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,770
The path to immortality.

1823
01:29:52,944 --> 01:29:55,816
Lucky.Yeah.
And now?

1824
01:29:55,991 --> 01:29:58,167
(CREATURE GROWLING)

1825
01:30:01,387 --> 01:30:02,562
Unlucky.

1826
01:30:02,736 --> 01:30:04,434
(ALL YELPING)

1827
01:30:15,401 --> 01:30:17,012
What do we do now?

1828
01:30:17,186 --> 01:30:19,579
We need a distraction,
like a feint move in chess.

1829
01:30:19,753 --> 01:30:21,451
Yes, yes, exactly. Will?

1830
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:24,062
You distract it, mate. What?

1831
01:30:26,195 --> 01:30:28,632
That light. These creatures...

1832
01:30:28,806 --> 01:30:31,069
they're subt... Subterran...
They live underground.

1833
01:30:31,243 --> 01:30:32,288
They live underground.Yes.

1834
01:30:32,462 --> 01:30:34,203
And it's dark underground.

1835
01:30:34,377 --> 01:30:36,640
So these creatures
must hate light.

1836
01:30:36,814 --> 01:30:38,014
Give me your torch. It's mine.

1837
01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:40,078
Hand it over. I'm a prefect.

1838
01:30:40,252 --> 01:30:42,950
And I'm a house god. Fair play.

1839
01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:45,431
WOODY: Sparta '88.

1840
01:30:45,605 --> 01:30:48,086
Have some of this,
you little bitch.

1841
01:30:48,260 --> 01:30:50,523
WOOTTON: I am a servant
of the Secret Fire,

1842
01:30:50,697 --> 01:30:52,743
wielder of
the Flame of Anor.

1843
01:30:52,917 --> 01:30:56,355
Go back to the shadows.
Go back to the...

1844
01:30:56,529 --> 01:30:58,575
WOODY: There's nothing
to be frightened of.

1845
01:30:58,749 --> 01:31:00,881
What's this?

1846
01:31:01,056 --> 01:31:02,840
Huh?

1847
01:31:03,014 --> 01:31:04,189
Look.

1848
01:31:07,018 --> 01:31:08,541
Oh, there's my boy.

1849
01:31:11,544 --> 01:31:12,937
That's a good boy.

1850
01:31:13,111 --> 01:31:16,071
He's like a doggy. Hey.

1851
01:31:16,245 --> 01:31:19,422
Actually, he's all right.
He's quite nice.

1852
01:31:19,596 --> 01:31:21,206
CLEMSIE: You genius. It worked.

1853
01:31:21,380 --> 01:31:22,780
SMUDGER: And I got an E in Biology.

1854
01:31:24,775 --> 01:31:26,690
WOODY: Where's the cats?
Where's the cats?

1855
01:31:27,908 --> 01:31:29,388
(ALL SCREAMING)

1856
01:31:41,966 --> 01:31:45,056
That was close. Ha, ha.

1857
01:31:45,230 --> 01:31:48,755
I shouldn't have said "cats."
I shouldn't have said "cats."

1858
01:31:50,583 --> 01:31:53,195
Teddy. Huh.

1859
01:31:53,369 --> 01:31:55,022
What are you doing here?

1860
01:31:55,197 --> 01:31:57,373
Teddy.

1861
01:31:57,547 --> 01:31:59,331
Of course there's a way out.

1862
01:31:59,505 --> 01:32:00,985
You just gotta follow the...

1863
01:32:04,075 --> 01:32:05,903
You gotta follow the...

1864
01:32:13,215 --> 01:32:14,215
(ALL SCREAMING)

1865
01:32:20,004 --> 01:32:21,571
(♪♪♪)

1866
01:32:43,723 --> 01:32:45,856
A dead end!

1867
01:32:46,030 --> 01:32:47,988
DON: Path? Where...?
Where's this fucking path?

1868
01:32:49,686 --> 01:32:51,122
There's an air current.

1869
01:32:51,296 --> 01:32:53,255
It's defogging my...

1870
01:32:53,429 --> 01:32:55,344
WOOTTON: The path to immorality.

1871
01:32:55,518 --> 01:32:58,303
Go down there.
Go! Immortality.

1872
01:32:58,477 --> 01:33:01,306
WOOTTON: Doesn't matter.
Go on, quick. Go, quick.

1873
01:33:04,266 --> 01:33:06,572
HARGREAVES: Come on. It's coming.

1874
01:33:06,746 --> 01:33:08,313
(PEOPLE CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)

1875
01:33:27,550 --> 01:33:29,769
KAY: They're right above us.
SMUDGER: There.

1876
01:33:34,905 --> 01:33:36,646
HARGREAVES: It's the bloody frack.

1877
01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:39,475
WOOTTON:
And that's our bloody way out.

1878
01:33:39,649 --> 01:33:40,911
Don, your tie. What?

1879
01:33:41,085 --> 01:33:42,260
Give me your tie.

1880
01:33:46,656 --> 01:33:48,701
Finally hit the bottom, eh?

1881
01:33:50,355 --> 01:33:52,227
Be a flame, Ducky.

1882
01:33:54,620 --> 01:33:57,014
Welcome to hell,
you son of a bitch!

1883
01:33:57,188 --> 01:33:59,408
Willoughby!
CLEMSIE: Willoughby!

1884
01:34:02,498 --> 01:34:05,022
Hey, let's get out now!

1885
01:34:05,196 --> 01:34:07,285
Willoughby!

1886
01:34:07,459 --> 01:34:09,069
CLEMSIE: Don! Come on!

1887
01:34:09,244 --> 01:34:11,115
(♪♪♪)

1888
01:34:14,249 --> 01:34:16,251
Don, come on.

1889
01:34:16,425 --> 01:34:17,426
(WILLOUGHBY SCREAMING)

1890
01:34:21,430 --> 01:34:23,258
Don't fucking die. Go!

1891
01:34:27,131 --> 01:34:28,350
(ALL GRUNT)

1892
01:34:37,097 --> 01:34:38,534
Dab of snuff?

1893
01:34:49,109 --> 01:34:50,459
Go!

1894
01:34:56,378 --> 01:34:57,509
(ALL SHOUTING)

1895
01:35:15,005 --> 01:35:17,964
Will.
Will, give me your lighter.

1896
01:35:18,138 --> 01:35:19,444
It isn't mine. It was his.

1897
01:35:24,536 --> 01:35:26,277
Come on, Seymour.

1898
01:35:26,451 --> 01:35:29,236
If you're out there,
be a flame!

1899
01:35:29,411 --> 01:35:31,413
All right, Seymour.

1900
01:35:31,587 --> 01:35:32,747
Bequeath this, motherfuckers.

1901
01:35:36,243 --> 01:35:37,506
(CREATURE SCREAMS)

1902
01:35:40,465 --> 01:35:42,467
DON: Clemsie, it's gonna blow!

1903
01:35:42,641 --> 01:35:44,513
Fucking run!

1904
01:36:19,896 --> 01:36:21,463
(ALL SHOUTING)

1905
01:36:21,637 --> 01:36:23,247
WILLOUGHBY: Fucking hell.

1906
01:36:29,122 --> 01:36:30,733
(♪♪♪)

1907
01:36:49,752 --> 01:36:53,103
Congratulations, Ducky.

1908
01:36:53,277 --> 01:36:54,844
Really left your mark.

1909
01:37:02,634 --> 01:37:06,377
DON: My mum is gonna
fucking kill me.

1910
01:37:06,551 --> 01:37:08,858
Let's go.

1911
01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:10,555
(♪♪♪)

1912
01:37:13,558 --> 01:37:15,865
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1913
01:37:16,039 --> 01:37:17,649
♪ I was right all along ♪

1914
01:37:20,913 --> 01:37:22,741
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1915
01:37:22,915 --> 01:37:24,569
♪ You come tagging along ♪

1916
01:37:28,094 --> 01:37:30,357
Audrey.

1917
01:37:30,532 --> 01:37:32,882
Audrey, darling,
I knew you'd come back.

1918
01:37:33,056 --> 01:37:34,536
I...

1919
01:37:36,102 --> 01:37:38,583
I'm alive.

1920
01:37:38,757 --> 01:37:41,630
I'm alive. Children!

1921
01:37:41,804 --> 01:37:44,981
Children, I'm alive.
Where are you?

1922
01:37:45,155 --> 01:37:46,156
(GRUNTS)

1923
01:37:47,549 --> 01:37:49,159
Little shits!

1924
01:37:49,333 --> 01:37:51,466
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1925
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:52,989
♪ I was right all along ♪

1926
01:37:55,078 --> 01:37:57,297
♪ 'Cause I have
Done it before ♪

1927
01:37:57,472 --> 01:37:59,169
♪ And I can do it
Some more ♪

1928
01:37:59,343 --> 01:38:01,127
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1929
01:38:01,301 --> 01:38:02,825
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1930
01:38:02,999 --> 01:38:05,567
♪ It's too late, it's too soon Or is it ♪

1931
01:38:05,741 --> 01:38:08,961
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom ♪

1932
01:38:09,135 --> 01:38:10,528
Ha!

1933
01:38:21,104 --> 01:38:23,367
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1934
01:38:23,541 --> 01:38:25,064
♪ I was right
You were wrong ♪

1935
01:38:28,154 --> 01:38:30,287
♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1936
01:38:30,461 --> 01:38:32,550
♪ Going, going, you're gone ♪

1937
01:38:34,683 --> 01:38:37,424
♪ I saw you hesitatin'
Waiting too much ♪

1938
01:38:37,599 --> 01:38:39,644
♪ Until it slipped
Through your hands ♪

1939
01:38:41,994 --> 01:38:43,561
♪ And then you stagger
To your feet ♪

1940
01:38:43,735 --> 01:38:45,258
♪ And out the door ♪

1941
01:38:45,432 --> 01:38:47,913
♪ 'Cause there's
No second chance ♪

1942
01:38:48,087 --> 01:38:52,309
♪ 'Cause I have done it before
And I can do it some more ♪

1943
01:38:52,483 --> 01:38:54,354
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1944
01:38:54,529 --> 01:38:56,356
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1945
01:38:56,531 --> 01:38:58,750
♪ It's too late, it's too soon Or is it ♪

1946
01:38:58,924 --> 01:39:02,580
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom ♪

1947
01:39:05,496 --> 01:39:06,496
♪ Shake it ♪

1948
01:39:13,069 --> 01:39:16,594
♪ And you come crying to me
But it's too late ♪

1949
01:39:16,768 --> 01:39:19,989
♪ The man you try hard to be
But it's too late ♪

1950
01:39:20,163 --> 01:39:23,558
♪ Get your head out of the sand
But it's too late ♪

1951
01:39:23,732 --> 01:39:26,299
♪ It's too late, too late
too late ♪

1952
01:39:26,473 --> 01:39:31,130
♪ Too late ♪

1953
01:39:31,304 --> 01:39:33,306
♪ Yeah ♪

1954
01:39:33,480 --> 01:39:37,310
♪ Oh, yeah
But it's too late ♪

1955
01:39:37,484 --> 01:39:41,097
♪ Yeah
But it's too late ♪

1956
01:39:41,271 --> 01:39:44,796
♪ Get your head out of the sand
But it's too late ♪

1957
01:39:44,970 --> 01:39:46,929
♪ It's too late, too late ♪

1958
01:39:47,103 --> 01:39:51,150
♪ You know I've done it before
And I can do it some more ♪

1959
01:39:51,324 --> 01:39:52,761
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1960
01:39:52,935 --> 01:39:54,850
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1961
01:39:55,024 --> 01:39:57,940
♪ You know I've done it before
And I can do it some more ♪

1962
01:39:58,114 --> 01:39:59,942
♪ I've got my eye
On the score ♪

1963
01:40:00,116 --> 01:40:01,770
♪ I'm gonna cut
Through the floor ♪

1964
01:40:01,944 --> 01:40:03,510
♪ It's too late
It's too soon ♪

1965
01:40:03,685 --> 01:40:05,382
♪ It's too late
It's too soon ♪

1966
01:40:05,556 --> 01:40:07,950
♪ It's too late,
it's too soon, or is it ♪

1967
01:40:08,124 --> 01:40:11,780
♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick
Tick, tick, tick, boom ♪

1968
01:40:21,224 --> 01:40:22,791
(♪♪♪)

1969
01:40:24,357 --> 01:40:26,403
(CREATURE GROWLS)

1970
01:40:26,577 --> 01:40:29,319
BAT: As headmaster,
I have always been

1971
01:40:29,493 --> 01:40:34,150
a firm believer
that cream rises.

1972
01:40:34,324 --> 01:40:36,369
And here at Slaughterhouse...

1973
01:40:36,543 --> 01:40:39,503
we are proud to be the whisk

1974
01:40:39,677 --> 01:40:41,374
to your child's
precious cream...

1975
01:40:41,548 --> 01:40:43,681
(CREATURE CONTINUES GROWLING)

1976
01:40:43,855 --> 01:40:49,078
...as they prepare to make
themselves felt in the world.

1977
01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:52,124
At Slaughterhouse,
you will find family

1978
01:40:52,298 --> 01:40:55,171
that is ready
to fight for you.

1979
01:40:55,345 --> 01:40:59,349
Cry "per caedes ad astra."

1980
01:40:59,523 --> 01:41:03,701
"Through slaughter
to immortality."

1981
01:41:18,063 --> 01:41:19,935
(♪♪♪)

1982
01:42:15,642 --> 01:42:17,209
(♪♪♪)