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- from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel #330
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- I want to hug Charlie and never let go
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- >Day 432
- >Anon has started to shrivel up and waste away due to malnourishment
- >practically a skeleton
- >Charlie carries him around like a backpack
- >whenever she needs to do personal hygiene Anon sits wherever she left him and starts letting out a low, pained moan
- >residents of the Hotel can always faintly hear it from any floor
- >on the rare occasion that her mother or father visit he glares oversized anime greatswords at them
- >and they are actually terrified for their daughter
- >during sleep he's deathly quiet, but never sleeps
- >just patiently waits for Charlie to pick him up again
- >whenever Sir Pentious tries to assault the hotel and Charlie is home, he feels a wave of unease comparable to an illiterate Ethiopian at MIT
- >Angel never leaves the hotel for fear of Charlie leaving Anon in the air vent on his floor
- >Husk has tried to play cards with him, but ends up folding and quitting due to how uncomfortable it is to be around
- >Alastor tries to poke, prod, jeer and clown on him but he is completely unphased
- >Furthermore since he's a bag of bones there isn't much to eat
- >Baxter has poured over every publicly available chemistry and alchemy book to reverse his curse to no avail
- >And Charlie just plays it off like he's just another sinner
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- >Day 652
- >Crymini, a recent arrival, borrows Anon thinking he's just a novelty handbag
- >whenever she tried to put anything into him, he spat it out with enough force to bruise
- >when she had enough and decided to open him up, the teeth marks stayed for a few days after
- >Octavia came over to visit and do the quarterly pep talk and reassurance to Charlie and notices anon
- >having an obviously twisted sense of what's cute she thinks he's a stuffed animal
- >he begrudgingly accepted a lengthy ride to a local diner on her lap
- >Charlie and Octavia took turns feeding him the occasional scrap of food
- >the waitress mistook him for their baby and procured a formula bottle
- >he ate it whole
- >Valentino's thugs once tried a direct approach to recover Angel Dust
- >It was the worst possible time, seeing as Charlie and Anon were in the room
- >Alastor ate good that night, but was honestly shocked at how fast Anon's deep bites gangrene if they aren't cared for
- >Fat Nuggets will sometimes put Anon on at night and deliver him to Angel Dust
- >where he tries, and fails, to figure out what makes him tick
- >he's a valuable weapon, especially towards an old fashioned gang like Henroin's
- >Vaggie, throughout all of this, is honestly relieved that she has backup on protecting Charlie
- >for the first time in a long time she feels at ease whenever the villain of the month shows up
- >just throw Anon at 'em and watch the show
- >Anon will quickly skitter back to Charlie and re-equip himself after the job's done
- >with the same unmoved and stoic frown, of course
- This is prolly gonna be the end bros, kinda a oneoff shitpost that ended up bein good
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- Anyone who's heavily invested is more than welcome to flesh this out by the way
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- >Anyone who's heavily invested is more than welcome to flesh this out by the way
- I have a idea that the anon look like a Mummy that somehow still move, eat and drinks.
- no wonder why the other demons always freak out when they see him
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