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4chan Hazbin Hotel story - Anon NEVER lets go.

Jun 10th, 2020
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  1. from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel #330
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  3. I want to hug Charlie and never let go
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  5. >Day 432
  6. >Anon has started to shrivel up and waste away due to malnourishment
  7. >practically a skeleton
  8. >Charlie carries him around like a backpack
  9. >whenever she needs to do personal hygiene Anon sits wherever she left him and starts letting out a low, pained moan
  10. >residents of the Hotel can always faintly hear it from any floor
  11. >on the rare occasion that her mother or father visit he glares oversized anime greatswords at them
  12. >and they are actually terrified for their daughter
  13. >during sleep he's deathly quiet, but never sleeps
  14. >just patiently waits for Charlie to pick him up again
  15. >whenever Sir Pentious tries to assault the hotel and Charlie is home, he feels a wave of unease comparable to an illiterate Ethiopian at MIT
  16. >Angel never leaves the hotel for fear of Charlie leaving Anon in the air vent on his floor
  17. >Husk has tried to play cards with him, but ends up folding and quitting due to how uncomfortable it is to be around
  18. >Alastor tries to poke, prod, jeer and clown on him but he is completely unphased
  19. >Furthermore since he's a bag of bones there isn't much to eat
  20. >Baxter has poured over every publicly available chemistry and alchemy book to reverse his curse to no avail
  21. >And Charlie just plays it off like he's just another sinner
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  23. >Day 652
  24. >Crymini, a recent arrival, borrows Anon thinking he's just a novelty handbag
  25. >whenever she tried to put anything into him, he spat it out with enough force to bruise
  26. >when she had enough and decided to open him up, the teeth marks stayed for a few days after
  27. >Octavia came over to visit and do the quarterly pep talk and reassurance to Charlie and notices anon
  28. >having an obviously twisted sense of what's cute she thinks he's a stuffed animal
  29. >he begrudgingly accepted a lengthy ride to a local diner on her lap
  30. >Charlie and Octavia took turns feeding him the occasional scrap of food
  31. >the waitress mistook him for their baby and procured a formula bottle
  32. >he ate it whole
  33. >Valentino's thugs once tried a direct approach to recover Angel Dust
  34. >It was the worst possible time, seeing as Charlie and Anon were in the room
  35. >Alastor ate good that night, but was honestly shocked at how fast Anon's deep bites gangrene if they aren't cared for
  36. >Fat Nuggets will sometimes put Anon on at night and deliver him to Angel Dust
  37. >where he tries, and fails, to figure out what makes him tick
  38. >he's a valuable weapon, especially towards an old fashioned gang like Henroin's
  39. >Vaggie, throughout all of this, is honestly relieved that she has backup on protecting Charlie
  40. >for the first time in a long time she feels at ease whenever the villain of the month shows up
  41. >just throw Anon at 'em and watch the show
  42. >Anon will quickly skitter back to Charlie and re-equip himself after the job's done
  43. >with the same unmoved and stoic frown, of course
  44. This is prolly gonna be the end bros, kinda a oneoff shitpost that ended up bein good
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  46. Anyone who's heavily invested is more than welcome to flesh this out by the way
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  48. >Anyone who's heavily invested is more than welcome to flesh this out by the way
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  50. I have a idea that the anon look like a Mummy that somehow still move, eat and drinks.
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  52. no wonder why the other demons always freak out when they see him
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