shot with a sleep dart
eaten by a grue
mauled by a dire wolf
showered with coins
TWO boxes of mice!
tickets to see their favorite band
fed up with this place and LEAVES
some fridge pizza
an oversized butter knife
donated to charity
some shawarma
an all-expenses-paid trip to DAAAAAAYTOOOOOONAAAAAAA!
a collection of every movie-licensed video game ever made