"A tale of pyro mains and...Spartans, appearently" (Part 2)

"A tale of pyro mains and...Spartans, appearently" (Part 2)

"It was a beautiful morning, Carter woke up and realized all of his body got beaten the shit out, so he crawled like a earthworm to the living room to get his coffee only to be stomped by Crow. She said in a gentle voice "Morning, you Farquaad". Carter suffering even more replied with "Morning...can I get my coffee?". Crow poured hot coffee on Carter, ending up on Carter screaming on Spanish so hard that he made Netherlands flood a 1% more, causing a very minor climate change.

He tried to crawl away but the horrendous psychopath hit Carter with a real-life replica of the Sandman and BONKed the shit out of his head, eventually he woke up, he had no armor but still had his armorless suit on. Crow poured an entire bottle of shower gel around Carter and to finish it off she waterhosed the shit out of him.

Carter was freezing, and was going to die of hypothermia, but Crow dressed him up and threw him hard to the bed, tied him up and forced him to watch Vine Compilations for the rest of the day. "Alright, I have to go stream my art, if you have to go to the bathroom, just do it on your diapers, you little crybaby".

She left the room, while Carter's phone rang, he picked it up because Crow forgot to tape properly his right arm. "Yes, hello" said the Spaniard with a injured voice. "Eeeey, ummm...Carter, it's me Putis Meyrio." said the scarred soldier.

"Yes, what's up?" Carter replied as he was taking mint candy to clear up his voice "Can I have my italian aids accent? said the memester "Also, can you put Barry again, he liked his cameo." "Sure, why not". replied Carter and hang up the call. He moved the Chrome tab closer to the Notepad app and he edited the fanfic accordingly and decided to sleep".

Back to our friendly chocolate pyro sweetheart, he went inside the psychologist Tavish room because she was busy doing paperwork, she told Forbidden to get in and lay down on the couch.

"Sooo, how's life without Mr.light?". Tavish asked as she begun to take notes. "Well, quite boring if you ask me, I am not so sure, after he friendzoned and stuff, I work for Valve as the responsible of the RNG algorithm, it's quite fun to make people lose their money and see them playing with cheap stuff that people throw away like bad Halo pornography done in SFM". "I see, but what do you feel lately". replied the psychologist.

"To be honest, I would like to do something to miss..." Tavish replied with "Sure..." Forbidden knelt infront of Tavish, held her hand and asked "Tavish, I know this is akward and sad but...To be honest, I wish to marry you and live with you happily. I know this is forced and there wasn't much of this story to be explained because Carter didn't paid attention to you, but. I love you, do you want to marry me?"

Tavish was about to deny him but she had a giant pencil aimed at her head so, she said yes.

(Skipping the part where Tavish and the girls (aka three of them) go shopping and the guys go to waste all of their earnings on both male and female strippers)

Light was helping Forbidden to dress him properly. "Does this look good, Light?" said Forbidden nervously. "It does, don't worry, you'll get them, boi". Light hugged Forbidden and wished him luck. He went to his place at the church, every friend and family member of his was at the first row.

"Why did I came here, Carter" Crow pouted as she was annoyed. "Ssssh, they about to get married." But then Bonk showed up as being the priest of Source Fidelity. Carter was about to stand up but Crow aimed her small Desert Eagle to his balls, and he calmed himself.

Tavish walked infront of everyone, being carried by Mr.Light. and then she stepped infront of Forbidden.

Then Bonk said "Ey derps, today we are here to marry these two pybros and excuse me for a moment" He took a pause to chug an entire can of Bonk! Atomic Punch. "We are here to celebrate one of the happiest days that happened on Source Fidelity. Aside from me rekting Carter on Hunger Games and laughing at him after seeing Crow shove a pair of mollies up his ass." Everyone laughed and Carter was forced to stay calm or else, his balls would fly off.

"But now let's skip this, Tavish do you accept Forbidden, the canadian chocolate pyro, as your eternal husbando?" Tavish said yes. "Forbidden, do you accept Tavish, the coffee addicted pyro, as your waifu?" Forbidden said yes."

"Now I shall declare you, husbando and waifu, you may put the ringers and kiss" Both did the following actions while the Kazoo Kid played the typical marriage song poorly.

Also, Tavish threw a bag of roses to the people, but only Adele picked it because Crow didn't gave a shit. But when Forbidden, threw a 100 bucks Steam Wallet Card, every single fucking person battled, but Carter managed to get it, only to realize it didn't work because someone already used it.

At the night, Forbidden was laying down on bed, without his suit (but with the mask on, because you know, pyros). Tavish was laying down next to him, "Soooo...are you ready for mating?" Forbidden replied with "Sure, why not". Both pyros kept kissing and hugging and licking their genitals doing 69. Both were "MMMPHHH MPPPH"-ing a lot, until eventually, Tavish spread her legs and told to Forbidden "Make me scream like those F2P pyros you rekt daily on Casual TF2". Forbidden nodded as he fucked her very hard and deep, and slapped and licked her breasts while pouring chocolate syrup over her breasts to enhance the flavour. Tavish moaned and enjoyed the fucking delivered by his sweet bombon. They did doggy style, missionary until both screamed and came along. Tavish was finally pregnant by Forbidden. Both enjoyed the moment, they cleaned the fluids and hugged eachother for a long moment and

The End.

TO BE CONCLUDED