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Channel Zir0 intro

Feb 6th, 2020 (edited)
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  1. WHAT IS CHANNEL ZIR0:
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  3. The most common question i get is "Zir0, why are you a skeleton. Why skeletons. What the heck is your freaking obsession. They're just bones. Jesus h christ ziro chill out about the skeletons!"
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  5. Well today the answer shall be revealed to all who ask or wondered.
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  7. A. Skeletons are awesome and we all have one, so ergo everyone is invited.
  8. B. They grin all the time and this is a pretty happy channel of wholesome, spooky, art, and memes.
  9. C. The real reason is i freaking LOVE halloween.
  10. My dad and i always put up a huuuge haunted house every year, but because we dont have a bazillion monies to buy storage or a bigger house, all the decorations are kept in my bedroom. (I'm 21, we're allowed to live with our parents. I pay rent.) That said, i have a bunch of plastic skeletons hanging around in my room ≈334 days a year. Why is that relevant? Because i make costumes and don't have a dressform so i use the skeletons as models when showing off the costumes online.
  11. It became a joke among my friends that i am the skeleton. Or at least the leader of the skeletons. So yeah.
  12. Then in october a few friends flooded me with skeleton memes.. so i fought back. In fact, i was so good at it, people were begging me to stop. They wanted me to stop sharing so many images of dumb stuff in general.
  13. So bam. Channel Zir0 was born! Using my ultra posting powers Zir0 the Skelly has dedicated their life to fighting boredom and the forces of sadness! Dun dun dududu duhh duhh
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  15. ☆☆☆If you join, you will be noticed and loved.☆☆☆
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  17. Info about zir0
  18. Height: 5 ft 9 (172 cm?)
  19. Weight: boney. Jk, i like cake but average 10,000 steps a day
  20. Age: 23 (bday April 24, 1996. Taurus, year of the White Metal Rat)
  21. Race: skeleton
  22. Gender: skeleton with narrow pelvis
  23. Sex: skeleton with wide pelvis ;)
  24. Taken: yes
  25. Dream: I love telling stories and want to do it professionally. Somehow...
  26. Likes: stars, food, fish, strawberries, cute things, horror, friendship... Lots of things.
  27. Dislikes: politics, saliva, loud angry dogs, mushrooms, loud angry people, fuckbois :^)
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  29. There we go. I think that's a decent intro.
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  31. Other channels I love:
  32. @smolville
  33. @thegreenabyss
  34. @SomewhithersAwesomeStuff
  35. @estamosbuscando
  36. @akioe
  37. @hugfest
  38. @Foundagain
  39. @pinkuism
  40. @onkyokei
  41. @cybwm5
  42. @Bictors_Shitpost
  43. @thezoneofbones
  44. @fduchsbonfire
  45. @lovelyanarchistmemes
  46. @thewires
  47. @maelposting
  48. @AnneChan
  49. @ShittyGothMemes
  50. @SkullysFunLand
  51. @ishfish
  52. @ofwonderland
  53. @cottagecorehome
  54. @lovethebees
  55. @nightvaledaily
  56. @leonestunmarindeaudouce
  57. @dailyvisionary
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