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  1. 02:01:29 <SadShaggyBuffalo> I'll always remember this one keger I went to. I was, well, a bit under the age of legal drinking then of 18. I was 17. :P Dumb, yes.
  2. 02:03:00 <SadShaggyBuffalo> It was THE keger of like a decade. The heads that hosted it put a lawn mower at the bottom of a natural crater in the Sand Hills north of Hutchinson. Very calm fall night, so the bowl, some 40 yds across, filled up... with... well shit. CO, CO2, etc.
  3. 02:03:33 <SadShaggyBuffalo> Smart folks quickly said, "Fuck that!" and went up to the ridge or over the ridge of the crater to drink and smoke doobies.
  4. 02:04:03 <SadShaggyBuffalo> Kegs and kegs and kegs. Probably 200 people. Maybe 400.
  5. 02:04:17 <SadShaggyBuffalo> Moral of the story?
  6. 02:04:35 <SadShaggyBuffalo> Don't drink and drive. Cause I almost didn't make it back home that morning. :/
  7. 02:05:11 <Dustin> Your tale, sir, could cure deafness.
  8. 02:05:11 <SadShaggyBuffalo> Second moral is don't put a fucking lawn mower at the bottom of a crater... really bad buzz.
  9. 02:05:51 <SadShaggyBuffalo> I love kegers in the woods. :) Felt so... primal.
  10. 02:06:13 <SadShaggyBuffalo> Except, you know, the 1000W stereo, the kegs, the lawn mower.
  11. 02:06:34 Thetawaves (Thetawaves!~Thetawave@cloak-1AC9A1A0.gci.net) has joined channel #codelove
  12. 02:07:59 <SadShaggyBuffalo> zb3! last 12
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