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- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29734304
- >”Phew, haha Anon, your pee-pee really stinks! You should let me-“
- >You watch as Lyra gets drop kicked across the town square. Nopony even bats an eye, yourself included.
- >Every single day she does this, goes up to Anon – usually in public – and tells him how bad his dick stinks.
- >Then she offers to “clean” it with her mouth.
- >Doesn’t she realize it won’t work?
- >How many times can one mare do the same fruitless routine?
- >Anon has already resumed his conversation with Twilight, who just doesn’t care about the daily assault charge she’s supposed to file any more.
- >Even the law thinks Lyra’s advances are pathetic.
- >At least YOU-
- >Wait.
- >At least you what?
- >At least you don’t even have the courage to even try to ask him out?
- >You, Rainbow Dash, the star of the Wonderbolts!
- >The Element of Loyalty!
- >Savior of Equestria!
- >You!
- >You…
- >are not going to ever do it.
- >You know this. You’ll never work up the courage even to talk to him.
- >All your friends think your xenophobic.
- >”First the griffon, now this?” Twilight demanded of you one night after you refused to see him.
- >But really, you’d like to see him.
- >But you don’t want him to see you.
- >See you… with your too-big wings, and your too-bright mane, and your weird ass-rainbows that show up whenever you fly.
- >The albinos are more appealing than you.
- >Seriously, you did a survey.
- >You sigh. Just keep resting on your cloud, Rainbow, pretend not to be staring at him.
- >Looks like Lyra is trying again.
- >”You know, Anon, you can’t just walk around with a stinky-“
- >Her head is slammed into the cobblestone road by a purple magic aura.
- >Huh, Twilight doesn’t usually get involved. Must be in a bad mood today.
- >At least you’re not the only one.
- >But then she starts talking to Anon again.
- >Goddamn it.
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