Homura Becomes Cum

One last one for the Homura doesn't understand how money and sex works

Homura: *At a check-up*

Doctor: We're not sure how to tell you this, but you've taken so much cum into your body it's literally fused with your circulatory system. Your blood is now 99% cum and will keep producing more and more cum.

Homura: Dammit, does that mean I have tonoay Kyoko royalties now too?!


Or it actually works against all odds, to the point where even Kyubey is mystified. With the soul back inside your body the soul gem is worthless and you lose your magic. Maybe you can make another contract

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 Oh shit, imagine if Homura bleeds cum

Mar 24
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 Mami: Do you bleed?

Homura: Yes, but not what think.


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 Homura: [accidentally falls over during gym class]
Homura: Ah damn, looks like I cut myself
Student: Hey, need me to take you to the nurse's office or someth-what the heck is that white stuff coming out of your cut...?

Homura: Oh no, surprise witch attack!
Witch: [Tries to bite Homura's arm but spits it out almost immediately]
Witch: [Stares at Homura's cum arm, judging her harshly, before fleeing]

Homura: You know the saying "Blood is thicker than water"?
Madoka: Yeah...?
Homura: Turns out, semen is thicker than both of them and I ooze semen out of my vagina once a month now

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Beautiful


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 Homura: Cum periods are actually a huge problem, normal tampons and stuff can't deal with the amount of semen that comes out. In the end, I decided to not worry about it.
Madoka: Is that why everywhere you sit becomes sticky...?
Sayaka: I just assumed you always came to class after fucking a hundred guys like a skank

Mar 24
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 Mami: I'm pregnant and I don't know why! All I did was sit in the same chair Akemi usually uses!

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Too good


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 Dentist: Alright, I'm just gonna do some work on your gums. There may be some blood but that's totally nor-
Dentist: ......
Homura: Its uh, not what you think.
Dentist: .....
Homura: Okay I lied, I admit it, that's totally cum in my mouth. But I can explain!
Dentist: .....
Homura: .....Okay, I lied. I can't explain. I'm sorry.
Dentist: ...................
Homura: L-Look! Just keep doing whatever you're doing alright?!
Dentist: Fine, I'll just keep working on your gums and WHY IS THERE MORE SEMEN THAN BEFORE? DID YOU SUCK A FRESH DICK BEFORE COMING IN HERE?
Homura: N-No!
Dentist: SO THIS IS OLD CUM THEN?!
Homura: [sobbing]

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Homura: *Giving blood*

Person Taking Blood: Is this some kind of sick joke?

Homura: Huh?

Person TB: Why is there cum coming out of your arm?

Homura: Isn't that what you wanted?

Person TB: Why would we want cum at a blood drive?

Homura: Wait, if Mami gave me the address of the blood drive, then that means she gave the address for the sperm bank to...

***

Sperm Bank Employee: Alright, here's a cup and a dirty magazine, hope it doesn't take too long.

Nagisa: What is Nagisa supposed to do with this?


FUCK

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 AMAZING

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Thanks


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 Homura: *At the doctor's* So, how did it get there.

Doctor: Your body has reached a point where the concentration of cum in your body was going to burst your veins, so your immune system created a psuedo-phallus through which it could store and release built-up cum.

Homura: In English, Doctor!

Docter: Your body grew a penis so you wouldn't explode from all the cum built up inside you.

Homura: This is a problem.

Doctor: Not really, if you just masturbate you'll probably be able to clean up your blood system and the penis will likely shrivel up and fall off after its use has been fulfilled.

Homura: No, you don't understand.

Doctor: Understand what?

Homura: How can I be a lesbian if I have a dick?!


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Mar 24
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 Dicks never stopped anyone

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Mami: *desribing Homura* she's more cum than Magical Girl now


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 Madoka: *takes Homura's Kyubey helmet off, revealing a puddle of cum within*