Joker/Felicia C-S Rank

C RANK

JOKER: Too slow, Felicia! The black tea's gonna get cold if you don't pick up the pace!

FELICIA: Hawawa! I'm sorry! Um... Um... line up the snacks here, and... Ah!? Eeeeeek!

[crash]

JOKER: ... I'm almost impressed by the way you managed to flip the whole thing over.

FELICIA: S-s-s-sorry!

JOKER: Your task was just to bring out the snacks, and make enough tea for everyone, and you can't even manage that?

FELICIA: uuu... I panicked a little...

JOKER: That's enough, I'll do the rest.

FELICIA: But... let me help too...

JOKER: No need. You'll just end up costing me even more time. If you learn then just watch me work.

FELICIA: ... Okay... I get it.
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B RANK

FELICIA: Hm, this should be enough leaves...

JOKER: Oh? Making tea, are you?

FELICIA: Joker!? Um... I... I wanted to learn how to make delicious teas the way you do...

JOKER: You? Not happening.

FELICIA: Hauuu... don't say such mean things with that smile...

JOKER: It's only the truth. I underwent old man Gunther's demonic training. It was only by enduring his trials that I acquired my skills as a butler.

FELICIA: B-but I... I've also underwent Gunther and your strict training.

JOKER: That is true. Just another hundred years of that and maybe you'll finally be of use.

FELICIA: Auu.... I still have a long way to go, don't I...

JOKER: Do you even know the difference between a good tea and a bad one?

FELICIA: That... I...

JOKER: Tea is a very sensitive drink. Do you have any idea how to judge its taste?

FELICIA: To tell you the truth... I... don't think I do...

JOKER: I thought not. As such, you can try all you want, but the tea you brew will never be anything but filthy water.

FELICIA: B-but I... I want to learn how to brew delicious teas too...

JOKER: ... Ugh, fine. I'll judge you.

FELICIA: R-really?

JOKER: Hurry it up. But, you'll get no mercy from me if it's disgusting.

FELICIA: O-Okay! I'll do my best!
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A RANK

FELICIA: Joker!

JOKER: What is it, Felicia? You're hurting my ears.

FELICIA: U-um! Please, drink this black tea!

JOKER: Black tea? Did you make this?

FELICIA: Y-yes, I did! Could you place drink it before it gets cold!?

JOKER: Fine, if you insist.

FELICIA: H-how is it?

JOKER: ... It's good.

FELICIA: Y-yes! It is, isn't it!?

JOKER: I can't believe this... did you really make this yourself...?

FELICIA: I-I can't believe it either. But it's true, I did make it.

JOKER: ...Seconds.

FELICIA: ...Huh?

JOKER: I want another cup. Don't keep me waiting.

FELICIA: O-Okay! But that was the last bit. I'll make another pot, okay? Just wait one moment.

...

FELICIA: It'll be ready soon.

JOKER: Taking your sweet time, aren't you? I think I might die of old age first.

FELICIA: Hehehe. Sorry... But I have you to thank. The only reason I learned how to brew such nice tea is because you never, ever, gave up on useless old me. I'm really grateful. Thank you.

JOKER: Quit wasting your breath, and bring me the tea already.

FELICIA: It's ready. Here, drink up.

JOKER: ... Disgusting.

FELICIA: ...Huh? Whaaaa!?

JOKER: I guess that last one was just a fluke.

FELICIA: N... no way... Hauu...

JOKER: It seems that your training is still insufficient... I'll have to be harder on you from now on.

FELICIA: ...Okay. Thank you for your efforts.
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S RANK: Hawawa!? Eeeeek!

[Crash}

JOKER: ...Again?

FELICIA: S-sorry! I spilled it all...

JOKER: All this training, and you still make such mistakes.

FELICIA: Uuu... I'm really sorry...

JOKER: Pathetic...

FELICIA: ...

JOKER: Truly pathetic... I must be lacking as an instructor.

FELICIA: N-not at all! This isn't your fault, Joker!

JOKER: No, It's about time I take responsibility.

FELICIA: A-are you giving up as my instructor? Please, don't! Don't abandon me!

JOKER: Who said I was giving up? I said I'd take responsibility.

FELICIA: B-but... how will you...

JOKER: Stay with me for the rest of your life, Felicia.

FELICIA: ... Huh?

JOKER: I'll continue to instruct you for the rest of my life. That's how I'll take responsibility.

FELICIA: W-well, that makes me happy, but... staying together forever would be...

JOKER: Marry me, Felicia.

FELICIA: Wha!? Marry you, Joker!?

JOKER: Marry me, and I'll be able to instruct you for the rest of our lives.

FELICIA: I-I can't do that! I don't want you to force yourself to marry me just so you can be my instructor... I couldn't do that to you...

JOKER: Who said I was forcing myself?

FELICIA: ...Huh?

JOKER: I'm not forcing myself to do this. That... should be enough for you to understand, right?

FELICIA: ... I-I don't! I'm a bit thickheaded! So... I... I want you to tell me properly.

JOKER: ... Fine. Felicia, I love you.

FELICIA: Joker...

JOKER: So marry me, and stay with me for the rest of your life.

FELICIA: ... Yes, I'll gladly accept.