4chan Hazbin Hotel story: gospel gets a call from stolas

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #158
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>gospel gets a call from stolas
"What."
>"Oh is that any way to talk to a friend Gospy?"
"We aren't friends. What do you want?"
>"Blitzy isn't picking up, and I'm lonely!"
"I am not making a booty call for you, you ass."
>"Please Gospy! Just do me this one favor!"
>Gospel sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose
"Fucking... Just say his name three times in a dark bathroom and he'll appear there."
>"Wait isn't that for ghosts?"
"No thats just what we tell mortals to get them to stop summoning demons for stupid shit. If they want one so badly they need to kill at least a goat."
>A few seconds later Gospel can hear Stolas say Blitzos name three times
>Then he hears Blitzos confused screaming
>"Oh! Well that worked like a charm! Thank you Gospy! Hugs and kisses!"
"Fuck yourself."
>Gospel hangs up and goes to sleep knowing he screwed over Blitzo

>Now that Gospel is at the hotel he has stopped getting as much calls from various nobles
>It may be because he's working for THE princess of hell
>But today is a special day for Gospel
>One he would rather drink away in self pity
>It's his deathday
>"Hey Gospel!"
"What is it Charlie?"
>"Come downstairs!"
"Why?"
>"Just do it! Please?"
>Gospel sighs and heads to the lobby
>Everyone in the hotel is there and they let out a shout of "Surprise!"
>"Happy deathday Gospel!"
"This was completely unneeded."
>"Oh you're just grumpy! So I know you don't have many friends, so I took the liberty of going through your contacts and I invited them!"
>Gospel stares at Charlie in horror
"You did WHAT?!"
>Then he hears a familiar voice
>>"Oh Gospy! It's so good to see you again!"
"God damnit..."
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>Stolas walks in, notices all the other anons
>"My oh my, I'm spoiled for choice! I didn't know you had so many friends, Gospy!"
>the anons just exchange glances
>Bratislav subtly cocks his AK... Then, after brief thought, tries to pass it to Vaggie, who had also drawn her spear
>She quietly, but fervently rejects the offer, until he notices (with eyes widening, pupils shrinking, and face paling) the veritable congregation of lower demonic nobles coming through the door
>after digesting this for a few seconds, she shrugs, and with a quiet "Better put that training to use..." takes the Kalash from Bratislav, who had since pulled out his Pepesha
>the visiting demons remain oblivious to the threat, most of them having come to genuinely celebrate Gospel's death day (and then, to rekindle their business partnership with him)
>however, rivals are beginning to recognize one another
>by now, all the anons have armed themselves, and Niffty had brought over Gospel's Bible, the tome feeling warm in her hands, almost glowing
>Angel sighes, and begins pulling out his Tommy guns, while Alastor just grins
>"This is going to be a fucking bloodbath..." they all think

>Before anyone can do anything Gospel stops the fight before it can begin
"Everyone STOP!!"
>All of the nobles and anons look at him
>Gospel walks into his room and comes out with a box of glass bottles
>He walks up to the nobles and puts the box on a table near them
"All of you cunts take a bottle of holy water and FUCK OFF!"
>Gospel looks more demonic when he shouts at them
>After every noble takes a bottle and leaves Gospel grands Stolas by an arm
"You! You fucking feathery piece of shit! Come with me right now!!"
>Before stolas can say anything he gets dragged off to Gospels room
>Everyone still in the lobby can hear the door slam and Stolas's voice
>"So Gospy, what are we going to do?"
"Shut your mouth and get to work you heretical whore!"
>"Oh ho! Yes sir..."
>Angel snorts and makes a remark
>"Sheesh if he wanted a fuck he coulda just asked."