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DS3 SSTB Safer All Bosses Route

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  1. # Character Creation
  2.  
  3. - Pick Assassin Class
  4. - Pick Black Firebombs for gift
  5.  
  6. # Iudex Gundyr
  7.  
  8. - Unequip head and chest armor
  9. - Grab Ashen Estus Remains
  10. - x1 Titanite Shard before Gundyr
  11. - Kill Gundyr
  12. - 13 R1, 2 Charged 2HR2 during transform, 3 Black Firebombs once transformation is complete
  13.  
  14. # Vordt
  15.  
  16. - Buy Dagger
  17. - Sell 1 Black Firebomb
  18. - Get 3x Homeward Bones w/Tree Skip
  19. - Trade Black Firebomb for Titanite Chunk and Grab Shard (Fall Skip down)
  20. - Light Bonfire and Level 12 Faith
  21. - Warp to High Wall
  22.  
  23. - Grab Gold Pine Resin
  24. - Grab x3 Green Blossom
  25. - Grab ASS
  26. - Grab Estus Shard
  27. - Grab Titanite Shard (quitout beforehand)
  28. - Grab 1x Ember
  29. - Get Flag from Emma
  30. - Equip GPR
  31. - Kill Vordt
  32. - Use GPR on Astora´s Straight Sword and spam R1
  33.  
  34. # Greatwood
  35.  
  36. - Grab Alluring Skulls
  37. - Grab First Bundle
  38. - Grab Estus Shard
  39. - Grab Charcoal Pine Resin
  40. - Kill the Lizard and Get the Sharp Gem
  41. - Grab the Undead Bone Shard
  42. - Kill Greatwood
  43. - Phase 1: Use skull and a bundle
  44. - Phase 2: Use a bundle
  45. - Pickup Homeward Bone and Bone to Last Bonfire Rested
  46.  
  47.  
  48. # Farron Keep
  49.  
  50. - Head to Farron Keep
  51. - Grab Ember and Soul on the Way
  52. - After Anri and Horace, Grab x2 Titanite Shards
  53. - Grab Shield and x4 Blossom
  54. - Make Sure One of Those Bimbos Falls
  55. - Light First Fire, Bone Back
  56. - Grab Estus Shard, x2 Titanite Shards
  57. - Grab Undead Bone Shard
  58. - Get SSTB & Farron Coal and Bone to Firelink
  59.  
  60. # Firelink
  61.  
  62. - Sell Souls
  63. - Infuse ASS to Raw
  64. - Level ASS to +2
  65. - Reallocate Estus and Use Estus Shards
  66. - Give Coal
  67. - Infuse SSTB to Sharp
  68. - Level 15 Dex & 17 Vig
  69. - Burn Bone Shards
  70.  
  71. # Abyss Watchers
  72.  
  73. - Kill Watchers
  74. - Use Lightning Resin (11 R1’s in each phase)
  75.  
  76. # Wolnir
  77.  
  78. - Kill Skellie Hat for Bone Shard (Get in front and block him for 3 R1’s)
  79. - Jump the Gap Over Rats
  80. - Grab x3 Carthus Rouge
  81. - Grab Large Titanite Shard (Note; If you miss these two items, buy 1 carthus and pick up extra LTS in Smouldeing Lake)
  82. - Quitout and Grab Grave Warden’s Ashes
  83. - Kill Wolnir
  84. - Use CPR
  85. - 1st bracelet: 3 R1´s
  86. - 2nd bracelet: 6 R1´s
  87. - 3rd bracelet: (quick kill) 5 R1´s
  88. - Pop soul
  89. - Light Bonfire and Run to Smouldering Lake
  90. - Grab x5 LTS on Way to Demon Ruins (grab extra 1 if you missed the carthus jump)
  91. - Light Bonfire and Head to Cruifixtion Woods
  92.  
  93. # Crystal Sage
  94.  
  95. - Kill Sage
  96. - Use CPB x2 and hit R1’s x5-3-3-4
  97. - Alternatively with bad RNG charged r2 and 2 r1’s
  98. - Stand in middle of arena and when he spawns he should soulsmass
  99. - Grab Armor
  100. - Run to Cleansing Chapel
  101. - Speak to Gael and Head to DLC
  102.  
  103. # DLC
  104.  
  105. - x1 LTS after Snow Drop above Knats
  106. - x1 LTS from the Lizard toward Corvian (stand to it’s direct left and wait for it to run off)
  107. - Grab Souls on Roof Prior to Vilheim
  108. - Rollheim Cheese
  109. - Kite him and use the shield bash to knock him in the crevice. Use a jumping R2 to knock him down a peg)
  110. - x1 TChunk Uphill to right behind firebreather
  111. - x1 TChunk Across the Nearby Log
  112. - x2 LTS After Wolves (quitout prior to grabbing)
  113. - x2 LTS After Arrow Guy
  114. - Light Bonfire and Warp to Cleansing Chapel
  115.  
  116. # Deacons
  117.  
  118. - Grab Estus Shard
  119. - Run to Deacons and Grab Undead Bone Shard
  120. - Grab and Equip Lloyd’s Sword Ring
  121. - Kill Deacons
  122. - CPR after 2nd Deacon, x5 R1 then throw skull and kill
  123. - Bone Back to Firelink
  124.  
  125. # Firelink
  126.  
  127. - Give the Ashes to the Shrinemaid
  128. - Sell Souls
  129. - Buy x12 Titanite Shards and x1 Homeward Bone (Buy 1 Carthus Rouge if missed the jump)
  130. - Level SSTB to +7
  131. - Use Estus Shards
  132. - Level to 34 Dex
  133. - Use Undead Bone Shards
  134. - Warp to Wolnir’s Bonfire
  135.  
  136. # Yhorm
  137.  
  138. - Kill Irythll Dog
  139. - Carthus Rouge in safe spot (right before the second set of lampposts)
  140. - 2 L1’s to Head, 3 L1’s
  141. - Take Off Dagger and Equip Pontiff Ring
  142. - Run through Ihyrll and Light Distant Manor Bonfire
  143. - Head to Irythll Dungeon and Grab Key then Spook Quitout to Bottom
  144. - Grab Xanthous Ashes
  145. - Grab Undead Bone Shard and Light Bonfire
  146. - Kill Yhorm (take off the helmet to avoid fat-rolling!)
  147. - Grab Stormruler and Run Between Legs while Quick-Equipping
  148. - Roll back after charging, strike. Charge, rollback, strike.
  149. - Charge and strike immediately as buff ends.
  150. - Stand in his front to bait the slam and win
  151.  
  152. # Firelink
  153.  
  154. - Sell Souls
  155. - Buy 22 Lightning Resin and 11 Homeward Bones
  156. - Level to 38 Dex
  157. - Burn Undead Bone Shards
  158. - Go to Distant Manor
  159.  
  160. # Pontiff
  161.  
  162. - Run to Pontiff
  163. - Kill Pontiff (no resin!)
  164. - Parry/Riposte, 2 R1’s, Parry/Riposte, 4 L1’s, 1 L1
  165.  
  166. # Aldrich
  167.  
  168. - Run to Anor Londo
  169. - Light Bonfire then Head to the Stairs and Spook Down
  170. - Grab Estus Shard from Chest
  171. - Kill Aldrich
  172. - Lightning Resin + L1’s
  173.  
  174. # Dancer
  175.  
  176. - Kill Dancer
  177. - Lightning Resin + L1’s
  178.  
  179. # Oceiros
  180.  
  181. - Run to Oceiros and get bitch soul and shard (switch to assassin’s)
  182. - x1 Chunk on Stairs
  183. - x1 Human Pine Resin in the Poison
  184. - x1 Chunk on the Stairs sticking to the left side
  185. - Switch back to Herald’s
  186. - Kill Oceiros
  187. - Lightning Resin & Blossom + L1’s
  188. - Grab Gesture
  189. - Warp to Ihyrll Dungeon
  190.  
  191. # Wyvern
  192.  
  193. - x3 Chunk before Wyvern (pull lever after 2nd)
  194. - Kill Wyvern Totally Using the Skip For Sure You’re The Best AT it Never Doubt Yourself Baby
  195. - x1 Slab
  196. - Get the Soul
  197. - Get the Ashes (quitout after grabbing)
  198. - Light that bonfire and get outta dat joint (bone to firelink)
  199.  
  200. # Firelink
  201.  
  202. - Give the Ashes
  203. - Sell all Souls
  204. - Buy x4 TChunks
  205. - Upgrade SSTB to +10
  206. - Use those bitch estus shards you grabbed
  207. - Level 27, 15, 40
  208. - Warp to Lothric Castle
  209.  
  210. # Armour
  211.  
  212. - Run to Armour, using Quitout on Wyverns to Avoid Flames
  213. - Grab Soul before Dropping and Get Safety Elevator
  214. - Kill w/Pale Resin & Blossom + L1
  215.  
  216. # Princes
  217.  
  218. - Running in the 90’s – it’s gonna be a long one
  219. - Bitch elevator if needed
  220. - Kill Princes w/Lightning & Blossom + L1
  221. - Dodge to your right w/lock-on on open
  222. - Unlock and rotate around counterclockwise and beat ‘em up
  223.  
  224. # ODK
  225.  
  226. - Kill w/Pale Pine Resin + L1
  227.  
  228. # Champion Gundyr
  229.  
  230. - Kill w/Lightning
  231. - 3 L1’s as he gets up, parry, 2 L1’s, roll and move back to parry the charge, 3 L1’s 1 L1 to stagger, 2 L1’s to finish
  232.  
  233. # Nameless King
  234.  
  235. - Level 31/24
  236. - Kill w/Lightning in Phase 1 then Dark in Phase 2 + L1
  237.  
  238. # Borktender
  239.  
  240. - Kill w/Lightning Resin + L1
  241.  
  242. # Firelink
  243. - Level 36 Vigor
  244.  
  245. # Friede
  246.  
  247. - Kill w/3x Lightning (Blossom in 3rd Phase) + L1 w/backstabs where possible
  248. - Travel to Ringed City
  249.  
  250. # Dreg Heap
  251.  
  252. - Grab Ring of Steel Protection +3 (swap Heralds Gloves to Assassins Gloves)
  253. - Drop to Earthen Peak
  254. - Shortcut drop on Branch
  255. - Light Bonfire before Prince boss
  256.  
  257. - Kill Demon Prince
  258. - Use Gold Pine Resin
  259. - Phase 1: Kill Demon from Below then Demon in Pain
  260. - Phase 2: Reapply Gold Pine Resin, Kill Boss
  261.  
  262. - Pickup Banner and Warp to Ringed City
  263.  
  264. # Midir
  265.  
  266. - Quitout twice and drop down to the right.
  267. - Light Ringed City Walls Bonfire
  268. - Run all the way to Midir
  269. - Knock Midir off the Ledge (use quitout skip)
  270. - Take elevator up top and open up shortcut
  271. - Go down elevator and run to grab Cloranthy Ring +3
  272. - Go back up elevator and fall quitout down ladder
  273. - Kill Midir
  274. - Use Gold Pine Resin and hug your right side of his face
  275. - Bone to Firelink
  276.  
  277. # Firelink
  278.  
  279. - Level 40/29 (Vigor/End)
  280.  
  281. # Halflight
  282.  
  283. - Go to Judicator boss
  284. - Kill Halflight
  285. - Use Gold Pine Resin and hope you don’t get buttfucked
  286.  
  287. # Gael
  288.  
  289. - Go to Gael
  290. - Light Bonfire
  291. - Kill Gael
  292. - Use Gold Pine Resin x2 + Blossom in phase 2
  293. - Bone back to Firelink
  294.  
  295. # Soul Cinder
  296.  
  297. - Kill It and Win (x2 Lightning, x2 Blossom)
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