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- # Character Creation
- - Pick Assassin Class
- - Pick Black Firebombs for gift
- # Iudex Gundyr
- - Unequip head and chest armor
- - Grab Ashen Estus Remains
- - x1 Titanite Shard before Gundyr
- - Kill Gundyr
- - 13 R1, 2 Charged 2HR2 during transform, 3 Black Firebombs once transformation is complete
- # Vordt
- - Buy Dagger
- - Sell 1 Black Firebomb
- - Get 3x Homeward Bones w/Tree Skip
- - Trade Black Firebomb for Titanite Chunk and Grab Shard (Fall Skip down)
- - Light Bonfire and Level 12 Faith
- - Warp to High Wall
- - Grab Gold Pine Resin
- - Grab x3 Green Blossom
- - Grab ASS
- - Grab Estus Shard
- - Grab Titanite Shard (quitout beforehand)
- - Grab 1x Ember
- - Get Flag from Emma
- - Equip GPR
- - Kill Vordt
- - Use GPR on Astora´s Straight Sword and spam R1
- # Greatwood
- - Grab Alluring Skulls
- - Grab First Bundle
- - Grab Estus Shard
- - Grab Charcoal Pine Resin
- - Kill the Lizard and Get the Sharp Gem
- - Grab the Undead Bone Shard
- - Kill Greatwood
- - Phase 1: Use skull and a bundle
- - Phase 2: Use a bundle
- - Pickup Homeward Bone and Bone to Last Bonfire Rested
- # Farron Keep
- - Head to Farron Keep
- - Grab Ember and Soul on the Way
- - After Anri and Horace, Grab x2 Titanite Shards
- - Grab Shield and x4 Blossom
- - Make Sure One of Those Bimbos Falls
- - Light First Fire, Bone Back
- - Grab Estus Shard, x2 Titanite Shards
- - Grab Undead Bone Shard
- - Get SSTB & Farron Coal and Bone to Firelink
- # Firelink
- - Sell Souls
- - Infuse ASS to Raw
- - Level ASS to +2
- - Reallocate Estus and Use Estus Shards
- - Give Coal
- - Infuse SSTB to Sharp
- - Level 15 Dex & 17 Vig
- - Burn Bone Shards
- # Abyss Watchers
- - Kill Watchers
- - Use Lightning Resin (11 R1’s in each phase)
- # Wolnir
- - Kill Skellie Hat for Bone Shard (Get in front and block him for 3 R1’s)
- - Jump the Gap Over Rats
- - Grab x3 Carthus Rouge
- - Grab Large Titanite Shard (Note; If you miss these two items, buy 1 carthus and pick up extra LTS in Smouldeing Lake)
- - Quitout and Grab Grave Warden’s Ashes
- - Kill Wolnir
- - Use CPR
- - 1st bracelet: 3 R1´s
- - 2nd bracelet: 6 R1´s
- - 3rd bracelet: (quick kill) 5 R1´s
- - Pop soul
- - Light Bonfire and Run to Smouldering Lake
- - Grab x5 LTS on Way to Demon Ruins (grab extra 1 if you missed the carthus jump)
- - Light Bonfire and Head to Cruifixtion Woods
- # Crystal Sage
- - Kill Sage
- - Use CPB x2 and hit R1’s x5-3-3-4
- - Alternatively with bad RNG charged r2 and 2 r1’s
- - Stand in middle of arena and when he spawns he should soulsmass
- - Grab Armor
- - Run to Cleansing Chapel
- - Speak to Gael and Head to DLC
- # DLC
- - x1 LTS after Snow Drop above Knats
- - x1 LTS from the Lizard toward Corvian (stand to it’s direct left and wait for it to run off)
- - Grab Souls on Roof Prior to Vilheim
- - Rollheim Cheese
- - Kite him and use the shield bash to knock him in the crevice. Use a jumping R2 to knock him down a peg)
- - x1 TChunk Uphill to right behind firebreather
- - x1 TChunk Across the Nearby Log
- - x2 LTS After Wolves (quitout prior to grabbing)
- - x2 LTS After Arrow Guy
- - Light Bonfire and Warp to Cleansing Chapel
- # Deacons
- - Grab Estus Shard
- - Run to Deacons and Grab Undead Bone Shard
- - Grab and Equip Lloyd’s Sword Ring
- - Kill Deacons
- - CPR after 2nd Deacon, x5 R1 then throw skull and kill
- - Bone Back to Firelink
- # Firelink
- - Give the Ashes to the Shrinemaid
- - Sell Souls
- - Buy x12 Titanite Shards and x1 Homeward Bone (Buy 1 Carthus Rouge if missed the jump)
- - Level SSTB to +7
- - Use Estus Shards
- - Level to 34 Dex
- - Use Undead Bone Shards
- - Warp to Wolnir’s Bonfire
- # Yhorm
- - Kill Irythll Dog
- - Carthus Rouge in safe spot (right before the second set of lampposts)
- - 2 L1’s to Head, 3 L1’s
- - Take Off Dagger and Equip Pontiff Ring
- - Run through Ihyrll and Light Distant Manor Bonfire
- - Head to Irythll Dungeon and Grab Key then Spook Quitout to Bottom
- - Grab Xanthous Ashes
- - Grab Undead Bone Shard and Light Bonfire
- - Kill Yhorm (take off the helmet to avoid fat-rolling!)
- - Grab Stormruler and Run Between Legs while Quick-Equipping
- - Roll back after charging, strike. Charge, rollback, strike.
- - Charge and strike immediately as buff ends.
- - Stand in his front to bait the slam and win
- # Firelink
- - Sell Souls
- - Buy 22 Lightning Resin and 11 Homeward Bones
- - Level to 38 Dex
- - Burn Undead Bone Shards
- - Go to Distant Manor
- # Pontiff
- - Run to Pontiff
- - Kill Pontiff (no resin!)
- - Parry/Riposte, 2 R1’s, Parry/Riposte, 4 L1’s, 1 L1
- # Aldrich
- - Run to Anor Londo
- - Light Bonfire then Head to the Stairs and Spook Down
- - Grab Estus Shard from Chest
- - Kill Aldrich
- - Lightning Resin + L1’s
- # Dancer
- - Kill Dancer
- - Lightning Resin + L1’s
- # Oceiros
- - Run to Oceiros and get bitch soul and shard (switch to assassin’s)
- - x1 Chunk on Stairs
- - x1 Human Pine Resin in the Poison
- - x1 Chunk on the Stairs sticking to the left side
- - Switch back to Herald’s
- - Kill Oceiros
- - Lightning Resin & Blossom + L1’s
- - Grab Gesture
- - Warp to Ihyrll Dungeon
- # Wyvern
- - x3 Chunk before Wyvern (pull lever after 2nd)
- - Kill Wyvern Totally Using the Skip For Sure You’re The Best AT it Never Doubt Yourself Baby
- - x1 Slab
- - Get the Soul
- - Get the Ashes (quitout after grabbing)
- - Light that bonfire and get outta dat joint (bone to firelink)
- # Firelink
- - Give the Ashes
- - Sell all Souls
- - Buy x4 TChunks
- - Upgrade SSTB to +10
- - Use those bitch estus shards you grabbed
- - Level 27, 15, 40
- - Warp to Lothric Castle
- # Armour
- - Run to Armour, using Quitout on Wyverns to Avoid Flames
- - Grab Soul before Dropping and Get Safety Elevator
- - Kill w/Pale Resin & Blossom + L1
- # Princes
- - Running in the 90’s – it’s gonna be a long one
- - Bitch elevator if needed
- - Kill Princes w/Lightning & Blossom + L1
- - Dodge to your right w/lock-on on open
- - Unlock and rotate around counterclockwise and beat ‘em up
- # ODK
- - Kill w/Pale Pine Resin + L1
- # Champion Gundyr
- - Kill w/Lightning
- - 3 L1’s as he gets up, parry, 2 L1’s, roll and move back to parry the charge, 3 L1’s 1 L1 to stagger, 2 L1’s to finish
- # Nameless King
- - Level 31/24
- - Kill w/Lightning in Phase 1 then Dark in Phase 2 + L1
- # Borktender
- - Kill w/Lightning Resin + L1
- # Firelink
- - Level 36 Vigor
- # Friede
- - Kill w/3x Lightning (Blossom in 3rd Phase) + L1 w/backstabs where possible
- - Travel to Ringed City
- # Dreg Heap
- - Grab Ring of Steel Protection +3 (swap Heralds Gloves to Assassins Gloves)
- - Drop to Earthen Peak
- - Shortcut drop on Branch
- - Light Bonfire before Prince boss
- - Kill Demon Prince
- - Use Gold Pine Resin
- - Phase 1: Kill Demon from Below then Demon in Pain
- - Phase 2: Reapply Gold Pine Resin, Kill Boss
- - Pickup Banner and Warp to Ringed City
- # Midir
- - Quitout twice and drop down to the right.
- - Light Ringed City Walls Bonfire
- - Run all the way to Midir
- - Knock Midir off the Ledge (use quitout skip)
- - Take elevator up top and open up shortcut
- - Go down elevator and run to grab Cloranthy Ring +3
- - Go back up elevator and fall quitout down ladder
- - Kill Midir
- - Use Gold Pine Resin and hug your right side of his face
- - Bone to Firelink
- # Firelink
- - Level 40/29 (Vigor/End)
- # Halflight
- - Go to Judicator boss
- - Kill Halflight
- - Use Gold Pine Resin and hope you don’t get buttfucked
- # Gael
- - Go to Gael
- - Light Bonfire
- - Kill Gael
- - Use Gold Pine Resin x2 + Blossom in phase 2
- - Bone back to Firelink
- # Soul Cinder
- - Kill It and Win (x2 Lightning, x2 Blossom)
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