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- from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #233 & #234
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/28010487/#28010487
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/28032078/
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- Another one:
- I remember way back that a anon was talking "there not a lot of horror stories of hazbin"
- I know the closest thing we got to a horror story was this: h ttps://pastebin.com/QtXm44kf
- So yeah.... does anyone got any ideas for horror hazbin or helluva?
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- what about that Jason idea?
- did anyone save it?
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- >did anyone save it?
- nope
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- f-k
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- Bloodborne.
- The Victorian scenery, Gothic and Cosmic horror with blood mutation beast that you try to get more "insight" what is going on. A hand of an amygdala will grab you and crush you to death.
- as well when you kill the Wet Nurse, this play.
- h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uKdU19drsw
- I know someone already made a crossover story of it, but it was made as a joke: h ttps://pastebin.com/xrgMKu9H
- seriously, I want someone to make a full-on crossover story of it. (maybe laz can do it?)
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- well, I have a horror crossover idea with helluva boss.
- >The I.M.P got a call to kill some humans.
- >but it turns out that one of the human is the thing from john carpenter the thing.
- that the idea
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- >Blitzo noticed something odd about their target
- >The guy doesnt eat
- >He doesn't sleep, drink or even breath
- >Not a single blink either
- >The picture they got had shown the guy with an earring in but now it's gone
- >According to the information they got, the guy never takes it out
- >What the hell did they just follow his freak of a twin?
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- What if the thing crosses into hell
- Will it be able to infect demons/imps/hellhounds?
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- >Will it be able to infect demons/imps/hellhounds?
- I guess so
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- Well then say goodbye to hell everyone
- All hail our new eldritch fleshy overlord
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- Cont.
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- >The thing gets shot and starts to transform
- >Blitzo thriws his flintlock down in frustration
- "Gid DAMN it! A f-king changeling got to him first!"
- >The thing stares at the demons in confusion
- "Way to go buddy! You f-ked us out of a Payday you... Life... Uh...stealing tumor!"
- >The thing watches as they open a portal back to hell and leave
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- They're doomed
- The thing covered them in micro particles of itself and they're already infected
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- h ttp://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
- If "The Things" by Peter Watts is to be believed, it might not try. Per his version of the entity, The Thing isn't necessarily malevolent, it's actually trying to be helpful. It sees that humans are terribly ill-suited to survive in an arctic environment and its initial "attack" was an attempt to give them the information on how to reconfigure themselves into thermally-efficient, anti-freeze packed winter warriors. If it showed up in Hell and met a bunch of creatures that are native to the environment, it might not make the mistake of trying to alter anyone and instead would try to alter itself to match them and then begin acting in its capacity as an ambassador.
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- holy sht, that sounds cool!
- Cont.
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- >It inhaled, shunting the bulk of the foreign particles that entered its body into a separate chamber where they could be analyzed without inhibiting its core functions
- >Sulfur, antimony, assorted hydrocarbons
- >Somewhat unusual for a world that sustained such a large civilization to be tainted with such materials
- >No matter, it had braved far worse toxins
- >It surveyed its environs and spotted an indigenous lifeform
- >This one could help it
- >It reached out to engulf the creature and took a brief communion
- >A scrap of DNA provided the necessary information on how to configure itself to meet this world's challenges
- >It dipped into the being's mind
- >A wealth of information was to be found
- >Too much to practically process, it would take only what it needed to facilitate its mission, the rest it could discover more diplomatically later on
- >This unit was called "Moxxie"
- >It shifted its focus and found where the being kept its language
- >It took a copy of the creature's speech
- >It wished it had time to linger
- >This one had a heart full of song. Many wonderful thoughts to appreciate, but it could not linger
- >If it did not make its purpose clear soon, this journey would end as disastrously and violently as its last one
- >It withdrew from the native and began re-configuring itself with all haste
- >It poured all of its reserves into rearranging its biomass, disregarding any sort of efficiency
- >Crimson pigment flooded its skin, claws extended from the ends of its new hands, horns split its head
- >It opened its new eyes and took in the portion of the electromagnetic spectrum that it would view this place with
- >Its first contact staggered in place nearby. What it had gleaned of their body language told it that they were confused and distressed
- >It knew what to do
- >It rounded itself to face its native-born doppelganger
- >It turned up the corners of its new mouth
- >"Hello Dear Friend"
- >"I come in peace"
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- Rip moxxie
- Cont.
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- Moxxie isn't dead though, it let go of him once it had learned what it needed to learn.
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- When the thing disguises itself as you, it wont leave you around
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- Wait f-k I didn't read the end
- Im re tar ded
- Disregard my previous statement
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- Yeah I was going for the idea from the short story that The Thing isn't actually hostile, it just has a very poor understanding of humans (or in this case, demons). It's probably thinking that making itself look like someone else is a good way to put everyone at ease, not realizing that its actually going to creep people out.
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- >t's probably thinking that making itself look like someone else is a good way to put everyone at ease, not realizing that its actually going to creep people out.
- I love the idea of that
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- got more ideas for this?
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- >Moxxie: screams, scream slowly turning confused "Hi", similar to that one Courage the Cowardly Dog episode
- Aaand that's it,
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