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4chan Hazbin Hotel story: the thing & other stuff

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  1. from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #233 & #234
  2. h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/28010487/#28010487
  3. h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/28032078/
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  5. Another one:
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  8. I remember way back that a anon was talking "there not a lot of horror stories of hazbin"
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  10. I know the closest thing we got to a horror story was this: h ttps://pastebin.com/QtXm44kf
  11.  
  12. So yeah.... does anyone got any ideas for horror hazbin or helluva?
  13. --
  14. what about that Jason idea?
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  16. did anyone save it?
  17. --
  18. >did anyone save it?
  19.  
  20. nope
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  22. f-k
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  24. Bloodborne.
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  26. The Victorian scenery, Gothic and Cosmic horror with blood mutation beast that you try to get more "insight" what is going on. A hand of an amygdala will grab you and crush you to death.
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  28. as well when you kill the Wet Nurse, this play.
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  30. h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uKdU19drsw
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  32. I know someone already made a crossover story of it, but it was made as a joke: h ttps://pastebin.com/xrgMKu9H
  33.  
  34. seriously, I want someone to make a full-on crossover story of it. (maybe laz can do it?)
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  36. well, I have a horror crossover idea with helluva boss.
  37.  
  38. >The I.M.P got a call to kill some humans.
  39. >but it turns out that one of the human is the thing from john carpenter the thing.
  40.  
  41. that the idea
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  43. >Blitzo noticed something odd about their target
  44. >The guy doesnt eat
  45. >He doesn't sleep, drink or even breath
  46. >Not a single blink either
  47. >The picture they got had shown the guy with an earring in but now it's gone
  48. >According to the information they got, the guy never takes it out
  49. >What the hell did they just follow his freak of a twin?
  50. --
  51. What if the thing crosses into hell
  52. Will it be able to infect demons/imps/hellhounds?
  53. --
  54. >Will it be able to infect demons/imps/hellhounds?
  55.  
  56. I guess so
  57. --
  58. Well then say goodbye to hell everyone
  59. All hail our new eldritch fleshy overlord
  60. --
  61. Cont.
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  63. >The thing gets shot and starts to transform
  64. >Blitzo thriws his flintlock down in frustration
  65. "Gid DAMN it! A f-king changeling got to him first!"
  66. >The thing stares at the demons in confusion
  67. "Way to go buddy! You f-ked us out of a Payday you... Life... Uh...stealing tumor!"
  68. >The thing watches as they open a portal back to hell and leave
  69. --
  70. They're doomed
  71. The thing covered them in micro particles of itself and they're already infected
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  73. h ttp://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/
  74.  
  75. If "The Things" by Peter Watts is to be believed, it might not try. Per his version of the entity, The Thing isn't necessarily malevolent, it's actually trying to be helpful. It sees that humans are terribly ill-suited to survive in an arctic environment and its initial "attack" was an attempt to give them the information on how to reconfigure themselves into thermally-efficient, anti-freeze packed winter warriors. If it showed up in Hell and met a bunch of creatures that are native to the environment, it might not make the mistake of trying to alter anyone and instead would try to alter itself to match them and then begin acting in its capacity as an ambassador.
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  77. holy sht, that sounds cool!
  78.  
  79. Cont.
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  81. >It inhaled, shunting the bulk of the foreign particles that entered its body into a separate chamber where they could be analyzed without inhibiting its core functions
  82. >Sulfur, antimony, assorted hydrocarbons
  83. >Somewhat unusual for a world that sustained such a large civilization to be tainted with such materials
  84. >No matter, it had braved far worse toxins
  85.  
  86. >It surveyed its environs and spotted an indigenous lifeform
  87. >This one could help it
  88. >It reached out to engulf the creature and took a brief communion
  89.  
  90. >A scrap of DNA provided the necessary information on how to configure itself to meet this world's challenges
  91.  
  92. >It dipped into the being's mind
  93. >A wealth of information was to be found
  94. >Too much to practically process, it would take only what it needed to facilitate its mission, the rest it could discover more diplomatically later on
  95.  
  96. >This unit was called "Moxxie"
  97. >It shifted its focus and found where the being kept its language
  98. >It took a copy of the creature's speech
  99. >It wished it had time to linger
  100. >This one had a heart full of song. Many wonderful thoughts to appreciate, but it could not linger
  101. >If it did not make its purpose clear soon, this journey would end as disastrously and violently as its last one
  102.  
  103. >It withdrew from the native and began re-configuring itself with all haste
  104. >It poured all of its reserves into rearranging its biomass, disregarding any sort of efficiency
  105. >Crimson pigment flooded its skin, claws extended from the ends of its new hands, horns split its head
  106. >It opened its new eyes and took in the portion of the electromagnetic spectrum that it would view this place with
  107. >Its first contact staggered in place nearby. What it had gleaned of their body language told it that they were confused and distressed
  108. >It knew what to do
  109.  
  110. >It rounded itself to face its native-born doppelganger
  111. >It turned up the corners of its new mouth
  112.  
  113. >"Hello Dear Friend"
  114.  
  115. >"I come in peace"
  116. --
  117. Rip moxxie
  118.  
  119. Cont.
  120. --
  121. Moxxie isn't dead though, it let go of him once it had learned what it needed to learn.
  122. --
  123. When the thing disguises itself as you, it wont leave you around
  124. --
  125. Wait f-k I didn't read the end
  126. Im re tar ded
  127. Disregard my previous statement
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  129. Yeah I was going for the idea from the short story that The Thing isn't actually hostile, it just has a very poor understanding of humans (or in this case, demons). It's probably thinking that making itself look like someone else is a good way to put everyone at ease, not realizing that its actually going to creep people out.
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  131. >t's probably thinking that making itself look like someone else is a good way to put everyone at ease, not realizing that its actually going to creep people out.
  132.  
  133. I love the idea of that
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  135. got more ideas for this?
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  137. >Moxxie: screams, scream slowly turning confused "Hi", similar to that one Courage the Cowardly Dog episode
  138.  
  139.  
  140. Aaand that's it,
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