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- Playing house - 2
- [Park]
- Tak: How should we decide the roles? Will Sonoko-chans be sisters or something?
- Uta: Non, that's nonsense. The main role in playing house is madre - the mother!
- Son: Uh-huh. Then Sonoko-senpai will be the mother. And I'll be the father!
- SON: My my, dear. What happened? You look so sullen.
- Son: Aah, I've been thinking about our kids. *cough*
- Sek: Hmm? Haven't I seen this scene plenty of times... Well, whatever.
- Its: Eh? Has it started already? What role are we suppposed to play...
- Kar: They'll probably pick our roles later on.
- Son: Is she still not home? Our darling Minton-chan?
- Mit: Sounds like badminton... Wait, me!? U-Uh... I'm back, Daddy.
- Son: Ooh! Welcome back, my little Minton. You sure were out late today.
- SON: Did you wash your hands yet? Gargle? Brush your teeth? Cut your nails?
- Mit: I did... Am I supposed to be a kindergartener? Mommy, what's for dinner today?
- SON: How is your mommy supposed to know that? Ask our chef Wakaba.
- Wak: Chef!? Me!? *cough* At your service. Today's dinner will be... Uh... Udon.
- SON: Oh my, really. What does the second chef have to tell us?
- Tam: Second!? They have two cooks!?
- Sek: Allow me, then. Salt, soy sauce and tonkotsu. We have three varieties of ramen prepared, milady.
- Mit: Udon and ramen?.. Is there any soba?
- Son: Listen here, you lot! My cute Minton is saying she wants soba! You bastards are fired!
- Sek/Wak: Eeh!?
- Gin: Daddy Sonoko is a tyrant!
- SON: Calm down, dear. We just need our third chef to make the soba. Ohohoho.
- Son: You have a point. You two can keep your job.
- Kar: So flippant! And just how many chefs do you even have!?
- Son: By the way, where's my son? Is Anzou still not home?
- Anz: Anzou... Oh, me!? H-Hello! I'm home.
- SON: My, Anzou! What happened to your tone? You're usually much more masculine.
- Anz: Masculine?.. Sup! I just came back! Pops, Mum, you doing fine? ...Kind of like that?
- Tam: Anzu adapted!?
- Son: And where's my second son, Fuurin the cardiosurgeon and second daughter, Tsukki the lawyer?
- Its/Fuu: Eeh!?
- Mit: Wait... How old are we children even supposed to be!? I thought I was supposed to be in kindergarten...
- SON: The oldest daughter turned thirty this year.
- Mit: Eeeh!? Why did you talk to me like I was an infant then?
- Fuu: It's doctor Fuurin, I have returned. I make mistakes sometimes, so I'm late!
- Its: I'm the second daughter. Tsukki... A lawyer... O-Objection!..
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