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Hanayui no Shou 21-2E

Jan 25th, 2019
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  1.  
  2. Playing house - 2
  3.  
  4. [Park]
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  6. Tak: How should we decide the roles? Will Sonoko-chans be sisters or something?
  7.  
  8. Uta: Non, that's nonsense. The main role in playing house is madre - the mother!
  9.  
  10. Son: Uh-huh. Then Sonoko-senpai will be the mother. And I'll be the father!
  11.  
  12. SON: My my, dear. What happened? You look so sullen.
  13.  
  14. Son: Aah, I've been thinking about our kids. *cough*
  15.  
  16. Sek: Hmm? Haven't I seen this scene plenty of times... Well, whatever.
  17.  
  18. Its: Eh? Has it started already? What role are we suppposed to play...
  19.  
  20. Kar: They'll probably pick our roles later on.
  21.  
  22. Son: Is she still not home? Our darling Minton-chan?
  23.  
  24. Mit: Sounds like badminton... Wait, me!? U-Uh... I'm back, Daddy.
  25.  
  26. Son: Ooh! Welcome back, my little Minton. You sure were out late today.
  27.  
  28. SON: Did you wash your hands yet? Gargle? Brush your teeth? Cut your nails?
  29.  
  30. Mit: I did... Am I supposed to be a kindergartener? Mommy, what's for dinner today?
  31.  
  32. SON: How is your mommy supposed to know that? Ask our chef Wakaba.
  33.  
  34. Wak: Chef!? Me!? *cough* At your service. Today's dinner will be... Uh... Udon.
  35.  
  36. SON: Oh my, really. What does the second chef have to tell us?
  37.  
  38. Tam: Second!? They have two cooks!?
  39.  
  40. Sek: Allow me, then. Salt, soy sauce and tonkotsu. We have three varieties of ramen prepared, milady.
  41.  
  42. Mit: Udon and ramen?.. Is there any soba?
  43.  
  44. Son: Listen here, you lot! My cute Minton is saying she wants soba! You bastards are fired!
  45.  
  46. Sek/Wak: Eeh!?
  47.  
  48. Gin: Daddy Sonoko is a tyrant!
  49.  
  50. SON: Calm down, dear. We just need our third chef to make the soba. Ohohoho.
  51.  
  52. Son: You have a point. You two can keep your job.
  53.  
  54. Kar: So flippant! And just how many chefs do you even have!?
  55.  
  56. Son: By the way, where's my son? Is Anzou still not home?
  57.  
  58. Anz: Anzou... Oh, me!? H-Hello! I'm home.
  59.  
  60. SON: My, Anzou! What happened to your tone? You're usually much more masculine.
  61.  
  62. Anz: Masculine?.. Sup! I just came back! Pops, Mum, you doing fine? ...Kind of like that?
  63.  
  64. Tam: Anzu adapted!?
  65.  
  66. Son: And where's my second son, Fuurin the cardiosurgeon and second daughter, Tsukki the lawyer?
  67.  
  68. Its/Fuu: Eeh!?
  69.  
  70. Mit: Wait... How old are we children even supposed to be!? I thought I was supposed to be in kindergarten...
  71.  
  72. SON: The oldest daughter turned thirty this year.
  73.  
  74. Mit: Eeeh!? Why did you talk to me like I was an infant then?
  75.  
  76. Fuu: It's doctor Fuurin, I have returned. I make mistakes sometimes, so I'm late!
  77.  
  78. Its: I'm the second daughter. Tsukki... A lawyer... O-Objection!..
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