Thread 101: Stories 1-15

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>Chrysalis
"SA"
'Cadence'
[18]
{42}
~Celestia~
-2-
(Spitfire)
=Mane-Iac=
+Sombra+
~~~~~

"All I ask, literally all I ask, is that you don't burn down my whole castle. That's all I want at this point."

>Will you calm your pasty white... oh so huggable... bottom down?

"Please refrain from hugging it... again."

'Or ever again in public, if it's not too much trouble.'

>It is!

[Why did we let her near the skillet again? We know she can only bake at this point! We know!]

{Her majesty wishes it... and I was unfortunately unable to distract her with cheese.}

[Why does everyone think that works?]

~But do be careful, Chrysalis. I know you wanted to... how did you put it?~

>This is thank you pancakes, because they look like little T's and U's.

~Sure, if we speak some sort of alien dialect, sure.~

>Er... that's a changeling alphabet.

(Wow, didn't know changelings were so fluent in COUGHCOUGHPONYSHITCOUGHCOUGHTHACKWHEEZE!)

-Ya' okay miss Spitfire?-

(Think it's the smoke.)

+HRMPH!+

[She literally admitted that the only reason she wants you here is because you can cover it up if she sets something on fire.]

>I admitted no such thing!

[Sorry, I tuned into a universe when we were all honest a second ago.]

=AHHHHAHAHAH! AMAAAAAZZIINNGG! YOU TOOOOO CAN SEE BEYOND THE VEIL!?=

[Sarcasm, maney. But really, what was your explanation for inviting the smoke monster who can't eat to the table?]

>Because he's in Two's custody, and I am relishing every minute of watching that.

-Speakin' of, Ya' gotta eat ALL yer' peas!-

+...Aren't those yours+

-Not anymore they ain't!-

[...Okay, I'll be fair, this might be you being honest too.]

>HAH!

'Anyway, while we are appreciative that you wanted to show your thanks, Chrysalis, we um... we have reservations.'

>It's pancakes! How hard can it be!?

{She says, having gone through three boxes now.}

>This is me saying thank you!

~I think it's sweet, even though I know it will all burst into flames soon enough.~

>Pessimist!

"Just not the whole castle, please?"

'I'm even staying back, just leave something unburned please?'

>I'm not setting anything on fire!

(Tell that to Mane-iac.)

>...Uh... okay? Maney, I am not seeing anything on- OH CHITIN CRACKS!

=Oh, fine, you caught me! But I am EVVILLL! Did you really think I wouldn't steal at least one pancake? They're good!=

>MANEY! HAIR!

=Yes, that is my thing, thank you!=

>...

=...Wait....=

>...

=...Oh I see... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!=

~Oh my! Don't run around so much! We can't put you out!~

>Holdstillholdstillholdstill!

"Just not the whole castle is all I want!"

>HOW IS THIS MY FAULT!?

[She doesn't eat! Why did you invite her to breakfast!?]

>BECAUSE THIS IS FAMILY TIME!

"...awwww..."

'SHINY!'

"Oh! Right! Supervillain on fire. Hold on Maney! Forty Two help!"

{FIREPUNCH GO!}

=AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!=

(Wow, and I thought that hairstyle looked good on me. She rocks that thing.)

+...Are you seriously unphazed by all of this?+

(Yes, talking smoke monster of dead crazy king, I have reached a point where this does not even phase me.)

+...Welcome to the family.+

(Wouldn't have it any other way.)

=AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!=

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"AJ"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but some writers feel bad for missing a night! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!

"Howdy."

>Do you know any of the other fruit related families?

"Now hold up there. Just because Ah'm part of the Apple family don't mean I actually know other fam-"

>Just answer the question.

"...yes Ah do."

>That's our episode for today! If you're watching me when you're suppose to be working, you should probably wake up now.

AJ wakes up.
"Ah'll never forget the Bananas family. They were creepy and kooky. Mysterious and spooky. They were really Bananas."

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>AJ
"Changelings"
~~~

>Kinda tripped at the first hurdle here.

"Does this place serve Lovin'? I'm going on a strictly Lovin' diet, it can't have any meat or grass or tangible existence to it."

"I've heard that diet is great for the chitin."

"Why do you think I'm trying it?"

"Hey, this no smoking sign only shows a cigarette. Is that... does that meant only no smoke from cigarettes? That's kind of an important thing here. There's no 'no fires' sign, so I'm leaning in one direction, but I just want to be sure."

"Do you validate your competitors coupons? I have a coupon for 'one free lovesession' over here, and I want to know if it's valid."

"Where's the bathroom!?"

"What? Why? You don't eat anything."

"I know, but I'm making a bathroom collage, and I want to get pictures of it early!"

"Just to warn you, I'm not a spider. Please put down the shoe, these are my legs.... why you have a shoe that big, dunno. But please put it down."

"MEMORIZING MEMORIZING MEMORIZIIIIING!... I'll be able to teleport the whole army here in no time!"

"Two dollars for a single hayburger!? ROBBERY!"

"...No wait, that is pretty unreasonable, the price up there says... okay, I saw you change that. That's not fooling anyone."

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but there may or may not be a fire."

>...

"Aren't you going to tell them to run?"

>Nope. Just... just stay right there, and we're gonna see what happens.

"...uh..."

>No court will convict me.

"Can I get fries with my lovin'?... What?"

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'???"
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>Where the hay are mah' backup!?

'Over here, ma'am! We'll be with you in one second, princess! Just need to... hggnnn!... Just need to get... HHHNNN!'

>What in the hay are ya' doin!? Those sounds are not the sounds ya' make in a dang restaurant!

'I assure you this has... HNNGG!... Nothing to do with what you are thinking!... GRRRRRRHHHHAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!'

>....

"...I'll have what he's having."

>Quiet you! Lucky, just tell us what yer' doin'?

'...We're, uh... we're stuck.'

>...

"...Go onnnn~"

>QUIET YOU!

'The nacho cheese exploded.'

>...

"Hey, don't look at us."

"We did nothing!"

'No, they didn't do anything. It's just... uh... Suckerpunch wanted more cheese then this machine was willing to give.'

'MRPHMOM! MEEESHH MRR MMMAAAAUHHHHHH!'

'The private wishes me to inform you that he stands by it, and cheese should be shared for all.'

>...

"Ha! Wasn't us!"

'Can someone help? The guard has officially been defeated by nacho cheese....'

>...Don't worry, when the fire spreads, the cheese will melt.

'Oh, phew!'

>...

"..."

'...wait a minute..'

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>AJ
"???"
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>Wait, where in the hay is Quicksilver?

"Up here."

>...How did ya' get stuck on the roof, exactly?

"I tripped on some water."

>...Ah' have several questions...

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"QS"
>Steam Gauge
'???'

>I brought you some food, seeing as you can't move

"Thanks, cheese was getting boring."

>Wait... why is Applejack up there with you?

'Ah aint gotta clue...'

"What she said."

>...Huh

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>Daw
"Shining Armor"

Slam!

>Oi!

"Uh, hello."

>No time for ditherin' about, pally, I got to ask some questions.

"O...kay? You're Pommel's marefriend, right?"

>Correct, and as marefriend of the captain of the guard-which is a formal position as of five minutes ago-I am here to appeal meself to your sense of duty.

"Duty, I have more than enough duties to take care of."

>Armor, Amore, Armoire-

"Is there a point to this?"

>Surely even a head o'state like you, Princely Princeling that ya are...or would that be if ya ended up with a buggy boy son-

"For fuck's sake."

>No no, wait's too long for that rollercoaster. And y'know there's the whole 'You remind me of me da' thing.

"WHAT!?"

>Can I borrow some of your action movies?

"..."

>I need 'em.

"..."

>For Guarding.

"If it gets you out of here, then yes. But only five. And none of the Moose Lee ones!"

>Thanks a bundle, knew you were a good sort!

"GET OUTTA HERE!"

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Luna]
{Rarity}
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we have a bath house Fanservice!

{4 against me? I suppose I should be flattered.}

They surround Rarity.
{...it doesn't mean I'm easy.}
Rarity quickly levitates Charity and shoots Luna's horn off.
[Arrrgh!]

"AUNTIE!"
Appledoll gets in front of Cadence and shoots her with her own shotgun.
"AHH!!!"

'CADENCE!'
DT's backpack fires a laser, but she dodges, lassos DT, and pulls her into a back kick with her remaining leg.
'Ugh!'

>Rocketo Punchie!
She launches a rocket hoof from her duct taped arm. Appledoll takes the punch to the face and slides a bit, but the hoof eventually stops and falls to the floor. She picks it up, attaches it to her missing hind leg, and assimilates it.
>Hey that's stealing! You're leaving me unarmed here!

{Like her new upgrades?}

[Hrrngh]
Luna swings down with her hammer in her mouth. Rarity hops back letting the hammer smash the tiles in front of her.
{Too slow!}
Rarity shoots both of Luna's forelegs.

[Uuugh!]
Black ooze pour out of her wounds and her veins near the spot become black.
{Feel my power coursing through you.}

>Hang in there!
She reaches into a tub and pulls out a cannon. She then attaches it to her stump.
>Duhna na nuh super fighting robot.
Fires an alligator which bites Appledoll on the face.
>Duhna na naaa Megamare!
As Appledoll struggles to get it off, Cadence and DT stand on either side of Appledoll.

"PRETTY ARROW!"

'ROCKET DRILL!'
The respective projectiles hit their mark and shred Appledoll in an explosion.

>Aw, I would have liked my hoof back.

{How dare you!}

[HAMMER TIME!]
Luna smashes the floating Charity with her hammer and the black wounds disappear.
[MOON KICK!]
She kicks Rarity into the hot springs. As the group walks up, Rarity pops back out of the water.
{Back off! I...have a towel!}

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 >Twilight
"Pinkie"
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>Pinkie, I'm worried.

"Is it because you see me rolling? You hating?"

>...

"Twilight, do not try to catch me riding di-"

>No, it's not that.

"Just to check, you're not trying to catch me ridin' di-"

>No.

"Just checking."

>...I know what you're doing.

"Uh huuuhhh..."

>No, I do, stop pretending.

"Uh huuuhhhh..."

>You don't touch my stuff unless you want to achieve something.

"You don't know, I might just be tempted by wheels that move."

>...Pinkie, stop trying to cheer me up, I'm worried.

"Nope! Wheeeee!"

>Doughnuts around me do not help.

"If you're thinking of the doughnuts, you're not thinking of AJ or Spike or Sunset or Chrysalis or-wow you are turning into a worry wart."

>PINKIE!

"Well you are-"

>LOOK OUT!

"Wha-OH CRACKERS!"

SMASH!

>...P-pinkie?

"I'm okay!"

>Oh, good, now I can hurt you and not feel bead.

"On second, thought, OH THE PAIN!"

>...

"...Not in the face."

>You just broke pretty much every single power source I own. Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to make a more magical cores, crystallized containers and primeval pylons? I need more of all of that now!

"Well, that sounds very distracting, and my work here is done!"

>PINKIE!

"Bye Twi! I've got work to do!"

>PINKIE MY STUFF!

"Whoop whoop whoop whoop!"

>... the sad part is, I did stop worrying for a bit...

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 >AJ
"Changelings"
'Ponies'
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>Okay, so... Ah'm sure yer' all wonderin' why Ah'm draggin' around a giant mob of the things-

'MOB!?'

'OH FUCK ITS A MOB!?'

'HONEYBUNCHES! ACTIVATE SUPER LASER CANNON!'

*WHRRRR*

>NO NO NO! No! Wait wait wait wait waaiiiiitttt!... w-wrong terminology, heh...

'...'

>...Er, why Ah'm bein' followed by a GROUP of changelings, a peaceful GROUP!

'...Not better?'

>Ah' really hope it is. But mah' point is, Ah' feel like we all got off on the wrong hoof. Instead, lets all talk 'bout it, eh?

"...Hi?"

'Weren't they trying to fight us a while ago?'

>Misunderstandin'... er, the second time, with me. That was just a great big, Ah' almost killed someone, misunderstandin'.

'...'

>He ain't mad, though!... Which is kinda worryin' seein' as how he weren't mad neither when Spike shot him... ya' know, Ah' should see iffin' that guy needs therepy, soundin' kinda like he has a death wish...

'...'

>Back on point, changelings! They're not that different, and we should all-OH FER' FUCKS SAKE!

"Hm?"

>Would ya'... PUT THE DAMN MAGAZINE DOWN!

"This is boring."

>PUT IT DOWN! Ah'm talkin'!

"You're not my Queen, or mom! And those aren't even the same thing anymore!"

'Wow.'

>Dang it yer' makin' it worse!

"Plplplplp."

>Oh thats it, time fer' you ta' meet mah' old friend, THE SPRITZ!

"..."

'...'

>...where's mah' dang spray bottle!?

"I needed it to water my plant."

>...The FUCK are ya' carryin' that for!?

"He's my comfort plant. His name is Nettles."

>...why!?

"I get scared sometimes. He... he makes me feel better."

>...er-

'Aw.'

'That's... kinda cute.'

>...Rollin' with it. So! Any questions ya'll wanna ask?

'Can you turn into a chick?'

"I can look like one, but it's just an illusion. I can't grow new organs with magic."

'Nevermind then.'

*Turns around and leaves*

"..."
'..."
>...Anyone else have a question?

*Hooves go up*

>NOT sex related.

*All of them go back down.*

>...This is gonna be a long trip.

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>SA
"Chrysalis"
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The sound of pen scribbling on paper was not one that the prince of the Empire often associated with the Changeling Queen. In fact, he could seldom remember a time when the two were directly connected. Yet as true as his coat was white, there she was, hunched over the table, pen cautiously scribbling this way and that, before abruptly breaking out into furious swipes left and right as she no doubt crossed something out from existence in the only way she knew how, in a rage. A rage so hot, it nearly set fire to the candle at her side.

>So, finally decided to make a list of everyone who isn't annoyed by that laugh. It's going about as well as expected, I guess-

He stopped. He stopped, and any jovial joking tone died on his lips in a sea of genuine shock and honest surprise.

For her head had snapped up, in a way much like any normal pony would from being startled by sudden voices. But she was like no normal pony.

When Chrysalis failed to notice your approach, something was very, very wrong.

"...Shiny."

He didn't say a word more, just sat down next to her without invitation, and gave her a single look of concern before his vision trailed over to the paper in front of her.

Numbers. Nothing more than a couple numbers on a page that had been furiously scribbled out, some of them before the first ink had even managed to dry. Most were unreadable, but those he could see...

>What are you doing?

Setting the paper on fire, apparently was the unspoken answer to that question.

"Nothing."

>Chrysalis...

"...I'm simply coming to grips with certain... flaws of those in my hive."

With a wave of her hoof, the crumbled ashes were all dashed away, and she appeared to all the world like she didn't care a lick for it.

She expected him to pry, to press, to weasel in and attempt to pull from her the truth, but he didn't.

Just as he always did, he merely sat and waited. Just as he always did.

>It's nothing.

Just as it always did, it was working.

"I can't help you if you don't talk to me."

>This isn't something you can help with.

"I can always help, if you let me."

>Not with this.

"...It'll make you feel better, if nothing else?"

Only with him, only him, could that have been true.

>...I'm considering granting certain heirs in my Hive more power, but I'm... worried that they will not handle the position very well.

"Heirs?"

>Females, Shining. Females who, once upon a time, would've been Queens. Now, they're only pawns, but if life had gone different...

"And you want to give them commanding positions?"

>They were made for it, trained for it, after all. They were supposed to rule once upon a time. But...

"But yet again, you run into trust problems."

>This is a lot of power I'm giving them, Shining, and with things as they are...

"Hmmm, fair enough. You think they'll misuse it?"

>Most of them... yes. But even those who won't... too timid, too weak, too simple minded, too... everything. All of them have something wrong with them.

"Ahhhh, and only the most perfect will fit for your whims."

>In this case... yes. As I said, I'm considering giving them a lot of power. And to put it mildly, we are changelings.

"Racism against yourself, always the best sign."

A growl rumbled in her chest, yet she did not deny it.

"Do you really not trust them?"

>...No.

"Sooo, whats wrong with just using Forty Two?"

He saw it, even if she tried to hide it. A spark, a flicker in her eyes, something there and gone.

Something very deep in her brain.

>She was never meant to be an heir, was not trained as such. I think mother merely missed her, I was always meant to rule the hive. She... wouldn't fit.

It felt insincere, even to him, yet he knew better than to press forwards when she would make such an excuse. If she was willing to dig that deep, she would be just as willing to keep digging until she hit bedrock and beyond.

"If you say so... so, what's the options here?"

>...I don't know.

That was it, all of her worried summed up in three little words.

She had the power to change something, but she didn't know the answer. She didn't know what to do, or even how far she could, or was willing, to take it to even try.

She wanted something, but she didn't know, and he or any other could give no answer.

So, he gave no answer.

"Ahhh, come here."

He only gave a comforting leg around her large black shoulders, pulled in tight to give an easy embrace, and let her feel what he was sending out.

Slowly, he felt those tense shoulders melt beneath his fur.

"You'll figure it out."

She didn't say a word, in thanks, in denial, or in derision. She said not a single word to the matter. She merely remained there, not moving into the touch, nor moving away from it. She simply existed, and was.

>...I'm sorry...

So quiet, it could have been a flutter of her wings he misheard. So quiet, there was no way to ever tell it had been. So quiet, her breath was louder as it rolled in a sigh from her lips.

So quiet.

Yet he heard it all the same.

"I know."

Even when the wick on her candle finally reached the bottom, and it had all burned away, he had not let her go.

And she had not for a second wished it any different.

>...I'll figure this out...

His work was done.

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 >18
"42"
'???'
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>I'm honestly starting to worry, you know?

"Can't say that I do."

>I mean, it's like... she's not ASKING me to do it, but I'm doing it anyway.

"I see the issue."

>She doesn't ever SAY "i need sixteen pounds of lip gloss", but somehow I found it in the budget.

"Lip gloss is important for shiny lips."

>I'm starting to think that maybe I'm just too focused on getting her to like me.

"She likes you."

>I know she likes me, but I want her to REALLY like me!

"She really likes you."

>...Yeah but, REALLY like me. So I just keep finding ways to get her what she wants.

"At least she's happy."

>She is! She is happy, but I'm starting to think that I'm taking it too far.

"And what makes you say that?"

The door almost exploded off it's hinges.

'EEEEEEEE! YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO FINANCE THE CANTERLOT MEGA DELUX SPA TRIP!?'

>Well, I mean, there was a bit of a surplus and-

'YES! COME HERE YOU!'

Without warning, the pink mare lifted her doppleganger, spun her around several times, and laid a loud kiss on the cheek before putting her back.

'This is gonna be greeeeeeaaaat!'

Slam again.

"...I'm seeing the issue.... Eighteen?"

>Aduhhhhhhhhhhh

"Ah. I take it you have checked out."

>Ngughhhhhhhh...

"...I have the weirdest urge to go get her things and see if that works for me too..."

>Pbppplpplpbll....

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 >Chrysalis
"Fluttershy"
'Discord'
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>Fluttershy? I'm here for our weekly-FUCK!

'Oh myyyyy~ My I watch?'

"Discord! Ew!"

'Oh do calm yourself Fluttershy, I just couldn't resist! How often do I get to reference such a wonderful person?'

"What?"

'Before your time...and my time, for that matter.'

>Will you two focus! There's fucking... what the fuck is that thing!?

'A T-rex, I think?'

>THE FUCK IS A T-REX?

"Um, it's a giant bipedal lizard sort of thing? Oh, and apparently he's designed to dig for oil... nature is so fascinating."

>Not the time for sarcasm!

"I wasn't being sarcastic..."

>Just... shoot it or something! They're everywhere!

'And they're SO annoying, they won't even slow down long enough to shoot! How inconsiderate! What is this, a standard run and gun?'

>...Ignoring that, Fluttershy! Weapon!

POP!

>...Okay, this is... big. What does F M stand for?

"I don't know...."

'Ohhhh, this is going to be good.'

>...Why do you need sunglasses?

'It's a bright day.'

>I'm reconsidering...

"Oh, so you're not going to shoot? Well, I can't argue with the logic in that."

>Yeah, I'm taking the smart route. Fluttershy, take this back and-

SHOOM!

>...

'...'

"...Oops."

'OH NO WHAT DID YOU DO WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE-'

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>...So, FM?

'You wouldn't get it.'

>Does F M mean FUCKING MEGA blast?

'You wouldn't get it.'

"M-my cottage... t-there was a doggy in there fighting them... I'm so sorry..."

>Er... blame it on me?

*Sniff*... "C-can I?"

>Sure.

'To you, loyal dog friend. You got in the way of every single shot, but we're still going to warp time and space to get you back. Because time lost is not worth no dog.'

>Well obviously.

"Clearly."

>...So how long till that mushroom cloud goes away? It didn't even kill anything, it just destroyed her cabin and that dog... And why is it spawning a bunch of bottle caps?

'We're patching that, still some bugs, it IS early released.'

"I said I was sorry...."

>...Can I have the-

"NO!"

>Awwww...

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 >Spitfire
"SA"
'Stormy Flare'
~~~

There were few things in this world that could ever embarrass a child that they would honestly consider pretending not to know their parent in front of someone who obviously knew they were said parent.

One's mother hugging their best friend is, as Spitfire discovered, one of those few things.

>Mom. Mom stop. Stop it.

"No no, hugs are fine. Mom hugs are especially fine. This is fine."

'I'm so glad I didn't stab you.'

"Annnnd we've skipped over into not-fine. Dial it back to fine with no more thoughts of stabbing, or please let go of my neck."

He didn't know if he should be worried or not when she let go.

>Mom, seriously.

'Oh p'shaw, I've hugged him plenty.'

>Mom!

'What? I liked him!'

"She liked me. Though I will point out that hugs are not necessary in thanks for hiring Spitty back on, she's earned it."

'Oh, not that, I'm just happy you're not some sex crazed pervert using my daughter for your own carnal needs within your harem in exchange for her continued employment!'

>Mom!

"Well I'm not doing that."

'Thank goodness! I had this whole plan to castrate you if you were!'

>MOM! OH DEAR CELESTIA!

"You talk about castrating me a lot, is this some kind of kink with you?"

>WHAT!?

'I don't mention it THAT much.'

>That's... that's not better! WHY WOULD THAT BE BETTER!?

'Because I didn't do it! Doing it would be worse, so by definition me not doing it is better!'

"...Sound logic."

>I AM GOING TO MUZZLE YOU!

'I thought you said it wasn't like that!'

"She meant you."

'I know, but-'

>NNGGHHHHHAAAAAA-

POP!

'That is just funny.'

"...Spitty? You okay?"

>...

"Oooookay, we're getting our Shiny hug on."

>Nnghhh.

"There we goooo."

'Keep it above the wings, prince pony.'

>M-make it stoooop...

"...This is all because she wouldn't talk to you, isn't it?"

'Maybe.'

"...You are scary, and I say that as someone who sleeps within arms reach of a laser spitting immortal bug monster."

'...wait what.'

>Make it stoooop...

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>Rarity
‘Spike’
“Aj”

>Oh my darling, these eclairs are simply divine! Tell me, what is the occasion?

Spike shrugged.

‘Nothing really. I just wanted to bake something for my two favorite ladies.’

“Well, I gotta say they sure do taste mighty fine fer bein so fancy…what’s in these anyways?”

>Ooo Yes I must know! Not just the taste but the feeling as it slides down your throat, whatever did you use?

‘…keep eating.’

“…”

>…

“…Su-sugar cube…ya’ll didn’t…”

>Oh my spikey-wikey did we put a little something ‘naughty’ in the confections?

He smirked.

‘…maybe a little.’

>Oh really~
Grabbing one of the eclairs she made a show of licking from where she gently held the pastry at the base all the way to the tip, never once breaking eye contact with him. Reaching the tip she nipped a small opening into the creamy center which she gave a quick peck and licked at greedily before diving her tongue in side and drawing out all the cream and swallowing it in one smooth motion before engulfing the now empty confection entirely in her mouth and throat.

>Bad dragon~

“RARITY!”

‘…meep.’

>What darling? I merely wanted to demonstrate I don’t mind his…naughty cream.

“W-well me neither! See!”

With great enthusiasm but little showmanship Applejack tore into another éclair devouring it messily and getting cream all over her face.

>…So I do. Well Spikey, I do hope we can enjoy more such…delicious confections again soon?

‘…I’ll…I’ll order more whole milk.’

>…What?

‘That’s why it tastes so good. You asked me to only use skim because you didn’t want to get fat again…but whole just makes it taste so much better…’

>…Oh! Oh that’s what you meant by naughty…oh my…

‘heh. yeah what did you think that I…’

And then the implication finally hit him. His eyes went wide and his pupils shrunk to pinpricks as he blushed furiously

‘that I…I…I…I…I…I…’

“Spike?”

‘I…I…I…I…’

“Aw great I think ya’ll broke him!”

‘I…I…I…’

>Hmm.... Spike dear? May I have your attention?

He turned to look at her.

‘I…I…I…’

>Oh dear it looks like AJ has made a bit of a mess of herself, what say we help her…clean up?

“Wh-what now?”

>Just hold still. This won’t take a moment!

Moving over to the apple mare she got in close to her face causing AJ to blush

“Now wait a-“

Ignoring her protests she sensuously licked the cream right off her face and pulled the cream into her mouth.

“…”

She then turned to the dragon and began closing the distance.

‘I.I.I.I.I.I.I’

She brought her face to his and kissed him, using her skillful tongue to force the cream from the other mares face into his mouth and down his throat, barely lingering a moment before she broke away leaving the dragon completely stunned.

Spike swooned and fell to the floor unconscious.

>Mmmm…good boy.

“SPIKE! What’s you go and do that for!?”

>He’ll be fine darling, and much less embarrassed when he wakes. He held out fairly well considering. Hmmm…so did you~

“Uhh….hey want another éclair?”

>Does it come with a side of…applesauce?

“HEY! LOOKITTHETIMEGOTTAGO!”

Grabbing spike, the Applemare absconded from the room as fast as she could.

Still smiling gently the fashionista returned to the half full plate of pastries.

>And now, at long last my pretties…I claim thee all in the name of Princess Rarity! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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