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- "Um, Frozen? I appreciate what you're doing, but I don't think I can do this. It would be one thing if I was single, but I am married to you, and casual sex with others just feels disrespectful."
- > Frozen Hart tilts her head at you.
- "How about committed sex with others?"
- > What.
- "Frozen, I come from a monogamous culture. I'm not saying that I don't like female attention from others, but I don't feel comfortable seeking it out. I guess what I'm saying is, if you want to have a foursome with two dragon ladies, then we can do that. Just, don't do it because you think that's what I want."
- "But you do want it. You said so."
- > You rub your eyes tiredly.
- > It is too early in the morning to be making these moral distinctions, but it'll only get more complicated if you don't.
- "I just don't want our relationship to only revolve around me."
- > Frozen considers this.
- "We'll invite them to dinner."
- > You think back to what Pinkie once told you.
- "To watch them eat?"
- > Frozen actually blushes.
- "Yes."
- > You shrug.
- "Fair enough."
- > With all these dragons, it's taking a while to get back.
- > You pass the time trying to make small things out of ice.
- > One full dinner setting later, you notice something.
- "Where are all the skulls and cats?"
- > You look around at the carriage.
- "Where, the heck, are all the skulls and cats?"
- > Frozen pats your hoof.
- "It's just my overlay, beloved."
- "But there's nothi- oh."
- > She did say her source was the emptiest patch of space.
- "So wait, how can you manipulate ice if you are void aligned?"
- "Suction."
- > That... explains very little. That would mean she can manipulate nearly anything, although you get the feeling that there would be a lot of frost damage and decompression effects.
- > Which would be minimal on ice. Fair enough.
- > Your procession finds Neonbra waiting at the North Gate.
- "Welcome, Children of the Dragonhold! Follow me to the amphitheater!"
- > You end up taking a seat in that back. It's not like you haven't seen what's going to happen.
- > Maud has set up a few blackboards, and a variety of seeds.
- > As expected, the lecture itself is rather boring, even if you do learn a bit about the different crops.
- > When it is time for the practical demonstration, Tongbra blushes furiously.
- > There arises a surprised murmuring at both the kiss and the effect it had on the seed.
- > Maud, of course, has no reaction, and continues with her lecture.
- > Pinkie Pie is introduced as overseer and she is wearing a 40k Commissar's hat.
- > That raises the worrying question of if the hat is fan work, or authentic.
- > You are already in one fictional universe, and it makes you very nervous that you might be neighboring the Imperium of Man, let alone the gods of chaos.
- > The other option is that Pinkie has somehow gotten ahold of 40k material, and may kill a dragon if it steps too far out of line.
- > You lean over to whisper to Frozen.
- "By chance, are you familiar with the names 'Nurgle, Khorne, Tzeench, or Slaanesh?"
- "No."
- > Well, you're pretty sure Pinkie won't kill anyone, so you decide to just accept that she is an incomprehensible cosmic horror.
- > The dragons are divided, twenty to each of the six outlying villages, and eighty to the capitol.
- > The actual work in the fields is fairly easy; the dragons are naturally good at digging, and kissing is rather pleasant.
- > By mid afternoon, about half of the seeds had between planted and germinated.
- > Similarly, you are now fairly desensitized to kissing in public.
- > So much dragon tongue.
- > At least now you have some idea why Frozen would be interested in a foursome.
- > You break for lunch, and then it's back to the kissing fields.
- > An hour later, you think kissing has lost all of it's eroticism for you.
- > Then Frozen starts slipping in some tongue and everything is new again.
- > Jimbra ends the workday at sixish, and you go to find Onyx and Emerald for dinner.
- > When they see you two approaching, they smile and flare their wings a little.
- > Emerald says,
- "Come for a little dessert with your dinner?"
- > You lead them to an empty spot in the dining hall.
- "Not quite, just thought we'd get to know you first. I'm Anonymous, and this is my wife, Frozen Hart."
- > You wish an ice table into existence, and set your food on it. The dragonettes follow suit, and introduce themselves.
- "This is Emerald, and my name is Andesite."
- > Welp, guess she wasn't named Onyx after all.
- "Nice to meet you. What do you think of the job so far?"
- > Andesite picks a gem up and pops it into her mouth.
- > Emerald answers,
- "Pretty good. It's not every day that you get paid to kiss your girlfriend. Although, I have to say, my tongue is fairly worn out."
- > There are nods of agreement from everyone at the table.
- > You take a bite of your lasagna, courtesy of Pinkie Pie.
- > Andesite turns to Frozen.
- "So how long have you two been married?"
- "A few days."
- > Andesite looks surprised.
- "And you are already getting into kinky stuff? You guys must have been having sex everyday for months while you were dating."
- > Frozen shakes her head.
- "We only started dating recently. I have just had a lot of time to... think about things."
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