Bucket- Corpse Cookie

He was dead. His skin was orange, and his hair was green, and he was only a little taller than Tide, who was only six. He was wearing a suit and looked like a wax sculpture.

F1717 - CORPSE COOKIES

AN ALMOND COOKIE THAT INSTANTLY PRESERVES A BODY WHEN FED TO IT

DOES NOT PRESERVE IT BY TURNING ALL ORGANS INTO TUMORS

DOES NOT BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE FOR A BRIEF PERIOD AND MAKE YOU WHINE LIKE A BABY ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO DIE AND BE TOTALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE OF YOUR COOL NEW TUMOR TONGUE
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Mr. Bucket laughed. "Of course they were! You think there were really orange men with green hair walking around? That is what happens when you try to preserve a corpse with an almond cookie. It does not work, as you see. Any corpse preserver that makes a corpse start crying and screaming for a second death is a horrible preserver. In the future I will go with a professional taxidermist. That is a respectable profession, and has no almonds, as a bonus."

"I like almonds," said JUROR.

"That is a bad opinion," said Mr. Bucket. "But yes. Roy here was given the last one thankfully, so no one else will need to go through what he did."

- Chapter 10: The Failure Room