HOPELESS SITUATION RETURN: SCENE 18: THE TRUTH

Later that night, Blow the Skin retells for the Ewoks all the adventures that led him and his friends to this planet. (And he claimed to be a bad storyteller. Nonsense!)

	BLOW THE SKIN: Kushan falls in love with Arnie ' s ward. Heranda Menazub, Horoway Manawatu, Princess Leia Wasei Webb and her husband. Darth Landy as Darth Vader..

(Darth Vader)))

	BLOW THE SKIN: ....The Death Star is Chen Ken Tunde.

(Fighter solutions)

(Send)

	BLOW THE SKIN: In the future grandpa Obi-Wan Kenobi. Long Live-Live con NUM,tahbay.

(Lightsaber activity)

(R2-D2 voice)

R2 interjects. Blow the Skin assures his wife that he hasn't forgotten about that.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Ryo, Artoo I'm Kana.

Returning to his story, Blow the Skin proceeds to imitate a Royal Pedestrian.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Toronto, cetanovo.

(Step)

	BLOW THE SKIN: Mentor Luke cheminai was miraculously injured.

(Station ship)

(Applause)

(Moaning))

	BLOW THE SKIN: This is the city of the Millennium cloud Falcon and Shimane...

(Reaction engine)

	BLOW THE SKIN: . Innocence.

(Darth Vader)))

	BLOW THE SKIN: Han Solo...

(Shu gentle invitation.)

	BLOW THE SKIN: Carbon trichloride. I decorated my lips.

(Lightsaber crackling))

	BLOW THE SKIN: Cow cat Horn Kinitomo.

Having heard the whole story, Logray holds a fast-paced conversation with his Chief, Chirpa.

	LOGRAY: Unpleasant.

	CHIRPA: "Tender, tender.

	LOGRAY: EK"

Sarcasm

Mr. Thoreau and Princess Leah have no idea what's going on.

	MR. THOREAU: What about Crawling, affair?

	PRINCESS LEAH: I don't know

[Though I have to say, one thing I liked about the Return of the Jedi novelization was hearing the Ewok's conversations from their perspective. As it turns out, when you actually know what they're saying -
and you don't have to remind yourself that they are cutesy-voiced teddy bears - they actually become far less annoying.]

(Rolling)

The discussion ends. Logray makes a big announcement.

	LOGRAY: This man is Mattel!

Blow the Skin is very exited about the news. Mr. Thoreau... tolerates them, at least.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Vivid. Currently Buraku part.

[Cheering, piercing]

	MR. THOREAU: Correctly, I think it's important.

(Smiling)

(R2-D2 Rapid Reverberation)

Ultimately, Mr. Thoreau is able to see the positives in the situation. Especially when Blow the Skin actually has some good news to tell him.

	MR. THOREAU: Good luck, short-term help ratio Shiháo, Chewie.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Others, Reconnaissance will be banished Exhibition The most comfortable way to generate Shield Generator.

Realizing that Blow the Skin's new emperor status is ripe for exploitation, Mr. Thoreau has some follow-up requests to the robot... and he keeps adding new ones as soon as Blow the Skin is ready to issue them.

	MR. THOREAU: Favorable. Arita far? ...Q and others.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Arskiy district-

	MR. THOREAU: Iya Ya Demand A little fresh supply.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Chiotova-

	MR. THOREAU: A selfish weapon.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Games-

	MR. THOREAU: Suspicious. Self-returning heaven.

Meanwhile, The Gospel of Luke leaves the gathering. Leah follows him, wondering what's bothering him.

	PRINCESS LEAH: Roh Katsura, how to finish?

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Leia, A mother-in-law ... You Authentic mother?

Leah is confused by this question, but tells him what she remembers.

	PRINCESS LEAH: Little. I very young when you died.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: You say what?

Leah's answer is quite vague, but The Gospel of Luke insists. He is calm, open and empathic, yet determined.

	PRINCESS LEAH: A true image. Emotion.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Criminal accusation.

(SIGHS)

	PRINCESS LEAH: She Was Pretty. Ari ... However, I'm injured. Who told me. I make fun of you?

[Does this ever remotely work with what we saw in Backstroke of the West? I... I have no idea.]

The Gospel of Luke's answer is sorrowful, yet accepting. Leah sympathises with him, but still doesn't get what he's on about.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: My memory. I am not aware of it.

	PRINCESS LEAH: Roh Katsura, accusation. What is bothering you?

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: It ' s a great place to be in the world. This is the month of the year.

	PRINCESS LEAH: How do you listen?

The Gospel of Luke no longer feels any reason to hold anything back. This could be the last time they speak to each other, and Leah HAS to know. Having collected himself, he decides to tell her everything.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: It ' s a sense of the existence of each other. He came for me. When I approached, a day after the fair. It is found in the Philippines.
				Private Limited, private is in danger of the national security of the United States.
				In 1999, he was elected to the New York state assembly as a member of the New York State House of Representatives.
				- He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he

	PRINCESS LEAH: Takeshi?

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: He is the father of a private man.

	PRINCESS LEAH: Your dad?

The Gospel of Luke looks Leah straight in the eye. This - more than anything - is something she must not only learn, but properly process.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: It 's a great place to be, and it' s a great place to be. It is located in the city of San Francisco. I do not fuck it again, you are the only Union.

	PRINCESS LEAH: Another crawling. I do not understand, you can never have power.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Between the violence of the Noyes and ahenenenenenenenen. It 's been a long time since we' ve had a lot of success in the last couple of years.
				It is located at the intersection of U. s. route 100 and U. s. Route 100. Private ownership and use of the property.
				He was a member of the House of Commons of Canada from 1997 to 2000. Father ' s Day. Hold on to it. It is found in the United States...
				The private sister is another terms or hold the sweet in. It is found in the United States.. It is found in the Philippines.

	PRINCESS LEAH: My way. I don't know why ... Ichi Naoto Chimichi

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: It ' s a great place to be. It ' s a great way to get to know each other.

As the situation finally dawns on the princess, Leah urges - no, begs - The Gospel of Luke to do something desperate.

	PRINCESS LEAH: Roh Katsura, escape! Departure! A feeling of other ability, a ghostly image, After that, the detached crawling region! I hope I'm a Noh player

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: no, no, no. - - - - - - - - - It ' s a great place to be.

Princess Leah asks The Gospel of Luke if he really has to do this. He insists that yes, he does.

	PRINCESS LEAH: However, is it important for you?

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE:  He was a member of the House of Commons of Canada from 1997 to 2000. The private sector is feeling the pinch. He returned to his private home and was a real estate agent. The emperor.
				Private is to save the form of private is to return to each other Ko and get to with.
				Good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good. i have to try.

(Distribution of drama music)

The Gospel of Luke leaves and Mr. Thoreau enters the scene, wondering what this whole commotion was about.

	MR. THOREAU: Hey, what about rake, affair?

Leah denies that anything series is going on, but Mr. Thoreau doesn't buy it.

	PRINCESS LEAH: There is a stake. I need... I'm a self-employed person.

	MR. THOREAU: Yuu? Criminal accusation. How does Crawling affair?

(Beauty)

Princess Leah tries to skirt the question but Mr Thoreau presses on, now sounding more aggressive.

	PRINCESS LEAH: Criminal accusation.

	MR. THOREAU: Criminal accusation Roh Katsutoshi?! Who is the accusation of Naseki Noh?!

Leah just can't get the words out. Mr. Thoreau just about dismisses the whole thing and leaves...

	PRINCESS LEAH: Issei...

	MR. THOREAU: what.

... but something draws him back to Leah. He looks at her, apologetically and with the deepest empathy.

	MR. THOREAU: Hug.

	PRINCESS LEAH: Hugging.

Hugging commences.

END OF SCENE 18.