Boom Boom Pow [1/10] youre so two thousand and late-teen
Poker Face [8/10] bisexual icon
Just Dance [10/10] colby o’donis isn’t real
I Got a Feeling [7/10] l’chaim
Love Story [3/10] how many people died in romeo and juliet again
Right Round [1/10] the only song featuring kesha that will ever receive this low a score
I’m Yours [0/10] this is like an even worse hey soul sister
Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) [3/10] now put your paws up
Heartless [6/10] i remember it being better
Gives You Hell [7/10] songs white people get turnt to pt. 1
You Belong with Me [8/10] songs white people get turnt to pt. 2
Dead and Gone [4/10] one of the biggest hits of the year yet completely forgettable
You Found Me [4/10]
Use Somebody [1/10] if this is real rock n roll im glad rock is dead tbh
Knock You Down [5/10] now do the pretty girl fall
Blame It [3/10] blame it on the b-b-b-b-beat
I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) [2/10] calle dos
Live Your Life [5/10] TI is the most boring rapper alive
Kiss Me thru the Phone [4/10] 678-999-8212 out of 10
Down [7/10] whatever happened to jay sean anyways
The Climb [1/10] should have kept the wig on tbh
Best I Ever Had [5/10]
My Life Would Suck Without You [7/10] wow wonder what quentin will give his 11 to
Halo [6/10] so im already gooo- wait wrong song
Hot n Cold [8/10] remember when katy perry was fun
Second Chance [5/10] why are there people that think use somebody is better than this
Circus [8/10] omg i love the greatest showman
Day ‘n’ Nite [7/10] what the fuck happened to kid cudi
Party in the USA [11/10] when u want to protest american injustice but this song slaps
Don’t Trust Me [9/10] this only gets a 9 because of the vegetarian line tbh
Run This Town [7/10]
Let It Rock [7/10] dated but like in a good way
Fire Burning [7/10] i remember fred sang this in the fred movie
Whatcha Say [0/10] at least the SNL skit was funny
LoveGame [7/10] the most lady gaga lady gaga song
Waking Up in Vegas [7/10] probably better than hot n cold tbh but less nostalgic so
Birthday Sex [0/10] girl you know AAAAAAAAA
Sober [6/10]
Womanizer [7/10] this song is good you guys are just mean
Whatever You Like [5/10] TI is still very boring
Obsessed [3/10] this hurts me as a mariah stan
Mad [4/10] i keep forgetting ne-yo exists
Good Girls Go Bad [7/10] shoutout to leighton meester for pronouncing leigh right
Love Lockdown [9/10] really hope kanye doesnt say anymore dumb shit by may
So What [7/10] man i feel just like a rockstar
Hotel Room Service [2/10] hotel motel holiday inn, this song is a 2 outta 10
Crack a Bottle [1/10] this is just embarrassing
If I Were a Boy [3/10] i used to think i was a boy, wouldn’t recommend tbh
Turning Me On [3/10] encapsulated madness
I Hate This Part [5/10] i dont hate this part right here (but i dont like it either)
Gotta Be Somebody [3/10] nickelback isnt as bad as people say but still pretty bad
Please Don’t Leave Me [5/10]
Paparazzi [6/10] hey remember greyson chance whats he been up to lately
Beautiful [3/10] i wish akon was the one that wasnt real
Viva la Vida [6/10] hot take(?) this song is just ok
Right Now (Na Na Na) [0/10] i wanna die na na na
Battlefield [6/10]
Sugar [4/10] this is the 2009 version of feel this moment
Miss Independent [3/10] guys singing about how they want independent women is gross to me
Fireflies [7/10] i dont know how much of me liking this is ironic
New Divide [2/10] i guess not bad i just never wanna listen to it again
Empire State of Mind [7/10]
No Surprise [2/10] rock in 2009 was still bad
She Wolf [10/10] AWOOOOOOOOO
Break Up [0/10] because bowser’s hot
Sweet Dreams [6/10] im sleepy
Every Girl [0/10] gross
Fallin’ for You [4/10] listening to this song turned me into a christian mom
Untouched [10/10] absolute banger
If Today Was Your Last Day [0/10] eughghgh bad
Throw It in the Bag [4/10] just four it in the bag (but like four is said like throw)
Love Drunk [6/10] worst song on the list? no. lamest? yes.
I Love College [3/10] lil dicky’s college years
If U Seek Amy [5/10] i just figured out the meaning like 2 years ago im really dumb
Big Green Tractor [3/10] body like a tractor
White Horse [5/10]
Disturbia [8/10] classic
21 Guns [3/10] why does the guitar solo kinda sound like the intro to full house
Turn My Swag On [1/10] normally i dont hate soulja boy but like... no
Rockin’ That Thang [4/10] this song doesnt actually exist
Chicken Fried [4/10] country songs made by men is the same
Diva [0/10] now diva is the female version of a break up (oh oh)
Replay [6/10] im surprised iyaz hasnt played a dad in a disney sitcom or something
Then [3/10]
Her Diamonds [5/10] how the fuck did rob thomas have a hit in 2009
How Do You Sleep? [7/10] i sleep fine thanks to my NEW TEMPURPEDIC® MATTRESS ORDER NOW
3 [3/10] i swear i didnt give this a 3 just because the title
Forever [8/10] drake > wayne > eminem > ye
One Time [3/10] see its funny because he repeats one time a lot
I Run to You [6/10] the male vocalist of lady antebellum needs to go away
I Do Not Hook Up [8/10] “my life would suck without celibacy” -quentin
Green Light [7/10] lorde outsold
People Are Crazy [0/10] i hate everything about this actually
Whatever It Is [3/10]
Already Gone [6/10] i can feel your ha- wait wrong song
Goodbye [8/10] she said goodbye to the hot 100
Say Hey (I Love You) [5/10]
Pop Champagne [-1/10] like even ironically this is garbage come on guys
Pretty Wings [6/10] pretty good, you're pretty good around
Never Say Never [5/10] i will fight til forever