Tirkfinder 4/21/12

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Phatthrice: 	Well that's...odd
Phatthrice: 	The Select Map button is slightly off somehow
Phatthrice: 	eh whatever
Phatthrice: 	Load up the maps (WARY)
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tirkaroKujo: 	Okay, so I won't bother rendering anything in regards to this current situation
MarthTrinity: 	I sorta passed out last night, is this for me or PC?
tirkaroKujo: 	For you MT
Tokens dropped onto map 'Pouapu village outer site'
tirkaroKujo: 	I'll get to PC's later, it's a bit complicated
	Dark Finne: 	damn i don't even get a goodbye
MarthTrinity: 	Just for meeeeeeeeeeeee? :D~...
	Dark Finne: 	dey gone break the curse then just up and leave
tirkaroKujo: 	You end up eating for a bit with the Pirates, and later set out to find your current lead for the day. In the village, you eye two shops, one appears to be a general supplies shop, the others a smithhouse. DOES ONE ENTER ANY OF THE SHOPS BEFORE YE GO.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Pouapu village outer site'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Pouapu village outer site'
	Hughes: 	at least I get thunderburst which is pretty hippo if they fail their save I guess
MarthTrinity: 	Hmmmmm....naw. Pretty good supply wise.
Hughes: 	*deletes token so I can use the name without the obnoxious space usage*
Hughes: 	>pretty good supply wise
Hughes: 	I think you meant
Hughes: 	"I can't hold anything else"
tirkaroKujo: 	With utmost confidence, you travel out of the village alongside the three Pirates. It seems you're currently under good protection anyway.
Hughes: 	Then again Hughes has the same problem, though he has 12 strength
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Hughes: 	He has a total of
Hughes: 	7 items
Hughes: 	And is at 48/50 pounds
Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
tirkaroKujo: 	With this, you travel with them through the mighty jungle with little effort. After a good while of trekking, you end up near what looks to be a rather empty ruins site, belonging to an unknown tribe.
tirkaroKujo: 	You may now spawn at the bottom of the Ruins, rendering this current map completely pointless.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Bizarre Ruins'
Hughes: 	Indeed.
Ci: (( This map is assnormous. ))
	Captain Senchou: 	Alright, this is the place. I firmly remember seeing some sort of clue that reminded me eerily of the goings-on at the ship.
	Wham: 	Meng I hope you know what you're doing. I got a bad feelin' bout this meng....
	Trecka: 	NEVER FEAR, WE ARE PROFESSIONALS AFTER ALL!
Hughes: 	Why are you people doing this instead of the immortal dude
	Ci: 	Maybe Sen's out here somewhere...
Hughes: 	Or hell, instead of me, I can heal shit (D)
Hughes: 	I wish you could view tokens without actaully placing them on the map
	Ci: 	*Iooks out into the distance* It all looks so....dead...
Hughes: 	The very least I have a notepad doc of my spells (HIPPO)
	Captain Senchou: 	As I can tell from the natives, this whole jungle appears to have been the remains of a previous civilization. Not that that's particularly uncommon, but one must be wary exactly -what- caused this civilization to fall in the first place.
Hughes: 	Probably the whole human sacrifice thing
Hughes: 	Again why are you doing this instead of the person who saw it all
Captain Senchou: (( because you are dead ))
Ci: (( Because fuck your main character syndrome (CRS) ))
Hughes: 	I'm not complaining seriously here
Hughes: 	I just have to snark while I'm not doing anything
	Trecka: 	DO NOT WORRY LADIES, I WILL PUT MYSELF FIRST IN THE FACE OF DANGER!
	Ci: 	Well if it's related to that curse...I have a hunch what caused their fall..
Hughes: 	Well shit Paizo what the hell that works just fine
Hughes: 	Just use the oracle revelations DC for all of em (CRS)
Hughes: 	10 + 1/2 caster's level + mod
	Ci: 	You alright leading..?
	Trecka: 	« 1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 » I shall use my wise perception to scout out the area!
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+7+1 = 2 + 3 + 7 + 1 = 13 »
Hughes: 	*do I even have Perception*
Ci: (( >Feels bad man ))
	Trecka: 	Why, up there, I even see, I see-!
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Hughes: 	I do
Hughes: 	but not as a class skill
Hughes: 	You're lucky I'm not playing Arte next though MT
	Trecka: 	Mmm, just a bug....
Hughes: 	As not only is he strong enough to rival the average fighter
Hughes: 	Or rather one of the better fighters
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	Ike: 	He has this
	Cazador: 	BzzzZzz
	Ike: 	which actually is really shitty
	Ci: 	Just a bug...? That thing's bigger than you are...
	Ike: 	Because level 4
	Ike: 	Or rather, 5 because no doubt he will be 8 by the time I ever use him but whatevs
	Captain Senchou: 	Hmm. These insects appear common around these parts. Still, I'd hope to not tick it off.
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	Ci: 	Looks like the path splits up ahead...and the lefthand side's blocked by that bug...
	Trecka: 	Likewise, it would be a wise decision to go right!
Hughes: 	throwing out a bet that something even worse is to the right
Hughes: 	Also, dammit
Hughes: 	I keep seeing those flowers as bats
Hughes: 	Because bats are obnoxiously small in this
Hughes: 	And nigh-invisible
	Trecka: 	« 1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17 » Don't worry, nothing will fall under my watchful eye!
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+7+1 = 1 + 3 + 7 + 1 = 12 »
Ci: (( NAT ONE. ))
Hughes: 	hahahahaha
Hughes: 	« 1d20+8+1 = 2 + 8 + 1 = 11 »
Hughes: 	....
Hughes: 	Well fuck you too
Ci: (( THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY, HUH MAPTOOLS? ))
Ci: (( >8 ))
Hughes: 	He's statted to level 8
Hughes: 	lol
Ci: (( I was gonna say. ))
Hughes: 	Because there's no doubt we'll be level 8 by the time he's used
	Trecka: 	Oh my! There appears to be a whole family of dinosaurs up ahead!
	Ci: 	What kind...?
Hughes: 	ALLOSAURUSI
	Trecka: 	Why, look at them! Big and lizard like! At least that's what they look like from here! How vicious!
Hughes: 	Well at least you know they're not velociraptors
Hughes: 	as they were feathered
	Ci: 	*can't see through the trees* Ugh...this brush is too thick..
	Trecka: 	Well this is a sticky wicket! Which way do we go from here!?
	Ci: 	Not sure...think we could navigate between the trees...? Who knows what's through there though...
	Trecka: 	Trying to escape the throes of a dinosaur pack!? Well, whatever you say! But that may prove tricky! Is it even worth it!?
	Ci: 	I'd rather not be eaten....*stands on toes and looks over Mr Belmont's shoulder* « 1d20+7+3+1 = 20 + 7 + 3 + 1 = 31 »
Ci: (( *SEES FOREVER FINALLY* ))
	Compsognathus 3: 	meep
	Compsognathus 2: 	meepmeepmeep
	Ci: 	Hmm...if I remember right, small dinosaurs like that usually hunt in larger packs...there may be more we can't see...
	Trecka: 	Huh, you may be right! Wow, they actually do look quite small now that I look at them!
	Trecka: 	So, do we plow them down or sneak away from them?!
	Ci: 	I'd suggest sneaking...but I have sneaky ninja bias. It may be safest to just try and...well...get past the dinosaurs and the probably-flesh-eating-bugs
Hughes: 	You have sneaky ninja bias?
Hughes: 	I have 8 skills in Sneak and it's a class skill (D)
Hughes: 	and I can turn invisible which really you should be able to do (HMM)
Hughes: 	Then again
Hughes: 	That's what concealment is there for
Ci: (( >NIGGA HAS SNEAk ))
Ci: (( The fuck is wrong with your shit Pathfinder? : | ))
	Trecka: 	I believe you may be onto something! Let us walk by the the Dinos and hope for the best!
Hughes: 	He's a Wind Oracle
Hughes: 	the Mysteries all grant extra class skills
	Trecka: 	Of course, if push comes to shove, it should be easy to knock them down!
Hughes: 	Wind basically turns me into a rogue who can't disarm traps (LOLWUT)
Hughes: 	Or...
Hughes: 	Eh, sorta I guess?
Hughes: 	Acrobatics, Escape Artist, Fly, and Stealth
Hughes: 	Are what it adds
	Ci: 	*stealth*
	Compsognathus 3: 	Meep?
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	Compsognathus 3: 	*The Compsognathi walk around seemingly aimlessly, not looking for anything in particular it seems*
Hughes: 	I have eight ranks in Acrobatics
Hughes: 	But none in Fly
	Compsognathus 3: 	*Seem seem seem seemingly seem*
Hughes: 	DESPITE BEING ABLE TO FLY (UN)
Hughes: 	eh whatever at like 11 it turns into Perfect anyhow
Hughes: 	10th whatever
	Compsognathus 3: 	*And likewise, none of them attempt to look for you*
MarthTrinity is disconnected.
Hughes: 	\
	Compsognathus 3: 	well aint that summin
MarthTrinity has connected.
	Compsognathus 3: 	*So yes, the compsos do not attempt to look for you*
	Ci: 	Hmm...might be safer to go up than through...« 1d20+3+7+3 = 1 + 3 + 7 + 3 = 14 »
Ci: (( OR NOT ))
Ci: (( THIS IS HOW WE'RE GONNA DO THIS MAPTOOLS? ))
Ci: (( THIS IS HOW? ))
Hughes: 	What check was that?
Ci: (( Climb. ))
Hughes: 	Climb is a Str check
Hughes: 	wary
Ci: (( Oh right ))
	Ci: 	Then even worse.
Ci: (( * ))
Hughes: 	« 1d20+8+3+1 = 19 + 8 + 3 + 1 = 31 »
Hughes: 	HELL YEAH
Hughes: 	MT: STOP USING UP THE GOOD ROLLS (D)
Compsognathus 3: (( Your attempt to climb fails a good deal, but of course you suffer little consequences at such a low-risk area. However, your fall makes a good deal of noise. ))
	Compsognathus 1: 	Meep?
Compsognathus 1: (( the sheer fall you made sounds like the rustling of a mighty beast in wait. This causes the Compsos to cower warily. ))
	Ci: 	....I must still be hungry...*sigh*
Hughes: 	wait
Hughes: 	What the fuck, me
	Trecka: 	I do say, are you alright!?
Hughes: 	I don't even have any ranks in Climb
Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
	Trecka: 	I mean-!
	Trecka: 	*pssst are you alriiight?*
	Ci: 	Yeah, yeah...*frown* (What's with me today...?)
	Ci: 	Hmm...looks like the noise spooked them...buuuuuut...I wouldn't want to attract that bug...or anything else for that matter...
Hughes: 	Just do what finne did
Hughes: 	Or I can do
Hughes: 	And troll the shit out of them with Ghost Sound
Hughes: 	Cause you can do that
	Captain Senchou: 	I say, are we gonna move anytime soon?
	Wham: 	Hey, I ain't stoppin you meng.
	Captain Senchou: 	Sneaking huh? Shouldn't be too hard.
Hughes: 	Come to think of it you haven't actaully used any of those level 0 spells ever
Hughes: 	hippo
	Ci: 	Well then let's go...just stay low and try and cover as much of yourself in the shadows as ya can...
	Captain Senchou: 	Will certainly do.
tirkaroKujo: 	You make it through the bushes with little stopping you. Nothing seems too skeptical quite yet.
	Ci: 	*looks back* ?
	Captain Senchou: 	Nothing seems unusual so far...
Hughes: 	I blame the giant black holes in everything.,
Hughes: 	It probably fell in one of them.
Hughes: 	And...uh...tripped out of it.
	Ci: 	Whoa....*quietly* What could've done that...?
	Trecka: 	Why, what a mighty beast!
tirkaroKujo: 	The Jaggerjock appears to have been knocked out by what looks like a biting mark. It seems to be hanging onto it's last threads of life.
	Compsognathus 4: 	Meepmeepmeep
	Ci: 	That's...a pretty big bite...
	Captain Senchou: 	Huh, that mark...must have been a T-rex or something. Perhaps even bigger.
	Ci: 	So it's exactly what -we- don't want to run into...so let's go before he comes back for seconds...
	Compsognathus 5: 	MEEEP! Meepmeepmeeepmeep!
Hughes: 	AND YET YOU DIDN'T WNAT TO SEND THE GUY WHO CASTRATES T-REXES FOR BREAKFAST
Hughes: 	YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDED
	Compsognathus 5: 	*A few more Compos appear to be running in fear of something*
	Ci: 	*ducks back* They're running from something....
	Captain Senchou: 	Shit..shitshitshit, I think we may have come at a bad time....
	Trecka: 	Why do you say that?!
	Captain Senchou: 	Isn't it obvious?
	Ci: 	*listens* « 1d20+3+7+1 = 14 + 3 + 7 + 1 = 25 »
Hughes: 	What the fuck?
	Shadaka: 	OOowwawawawaawaawaawaah!
tirkaroKujo: 	Alongside what appears to be dancing tribesmen, a loud wind can be heard in thier direction.
	Ci: 	What the hell...? Where did they come from?!
	Shadaka: 	Oh King Kizana! King Kizana comes!
	Shadaka 2: 	Sacrifices for King Kizana! Sacrifices for King Kizana!
Ci: (( This evil, evil tribe. They have to worship a god with two k's knowing full well I can't capitalize it (D) ))
	Captain Senchou: 	King.....Kizana?
	Ci: 	I...don't know...maybe we should keep going...
Hughes: 	No idea
	Captain Senchou: 	Yeah....these guys seem more like tribal nutjobs than anyone really threatening
Hughes: 	Wasn't in the dreams
Hughes: 	Or maybe he was
	Trecka: 	Actually, if my knowledge serves me correctly, the natives around here call this particular area the "Kizana Jungle"!
	Trecka: 	Still, I never quite knew they had a king!
	Ci: 	...this entire jungle is named after this guy who they want sacrifices for...?
	Ci: 	Yeaaaah...that sounds...bad to say the least...
	Trecka: 	Tell me about it! Let's us get going then!
	Ci: 	*nod*
	Dante Marshalls: 	Hey! Get me outta these ropes you....you.....fuck you guys, seriously!
	Ci: 	?! Hey is that...?
	Ci: 	Shh, keep it down...!
	Dante Marshalls: 	Ah! I mean- woah! Finally a civilized face around here.
	Dante Marshalls: 	Listen man, you gotta help me. These crazy tribesmen or whatever..they want to go sacrifice me to some sort of crazy king or something.
	Dante Marshalls: 	And I'm faaaaar you young, dumb, and ugly to die!
	Dante Marshalls: 	*too
	Ci: 	Alright, alright, just keep quiet okay?! They're RIGHT over there.
	Captain Senchou: 	Seems this area is home to a few nutjobs I see...I'm starting to like this place less and less....
	Ci: 	*cuts loose unless I have to roll for it in which case I'll probably nat 1 and slice him in half.
tirkaroKujo: 	You do indeed take 10 to cut the rope, freeing Dante from his ropey shackles.
	Dante Marshalls: 	*Brushes self off* Phew, thought I was really done there.
	Dante Marshalls: 	So like, what the hell happened? Hell, how did I even end up here anyway?
Hughes: 	I didn't even know you were on the ship
Hughes: 	So no clue
	Ci: 	*shrugs* I have no idea...everyone was sort of scattered...everywhere.
	Dante Marshalls: 	Well shit, I better go off and save myself then. Should we get going now or what?
	Captain Senchou: 	You run away if you want. There's another tribe hopefully completely unrelated ot this one to the south.
	Ci: 	Are you coming with us then? If so then yeah, let's get going...especially if they think you're still tied up here..
	Captain Senchou: 	Ah but...we were going to check the specter I saw around here...are we ditching that or something?
	Ci: 	Huh? No? I thought we were headed that way...
	Captain Senchou: 	Good. Now, stick by, and we can hopefully get this over with as soon as possible.
	Dante Marshalls: 	Haha, no! Screw you guys! I'm running the hell away from this joint!
	Captain Senchou: 	Do you even know where "away" is?
	Ci: 	*raises eyebrow* Watch out for the giant flesh eating bugs then, lead the way cap'n.
	Dante Marshalls: 	*Runs the fuck away* Yes! Finally freedom! Dante Marshalls lives to tame the wild yet again!
	Dante Marshalls: 	*Dashes out of sight*
	Ci: 	Five minutes tops? Anyway, where to?
	Captain Senchou: 	Should be straight up ahead.
	Ci: 	Right.
	Captain Senchou: 	Let us try to not run into anyone along the way.
	Ci: 	*perception* « 1d20+3+7+1 = 3 + 3 + 7 + 1 = 14 »
Ci: (( Really Maptools? : | ))
	Sumamesh: 	*Makes waving motion*
Sumamesh: 	*then disappears*
	Captain Senchou: 	Did you see anything?
	Ci: 	I...think so....
	Captain Senchou: 	So um....what was it?
	Ci: 	Not...a clue...
	Captain Senchou: 	Sooo...you don't know? Well, let's keep going forward then.
	Ci: 	*cautiously walks ahead*...
	Captain Senchou: 	Ah, look at that! Looks like a sort of ancient shrine!
	Ci: 	Is this where you saw...whatever you saw?
	Captain Senchou: 	Around here, yes. Did you see it too?
	Ci: 	Er...I meant the firsttime.
	Ci: 	+space
	Captain Senchou: 	Well....yes. There wasn't really a second time that i know of....
	Trecka: 	Hmm, are you sure these are ruins? Upon closer examination, these statues look just as gold as something polished yesterday!
Hughes: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh5mDkuWOzM&feature=player_embedded#!
Hughes: 	>demitri
Hughes: 	>in another figther
	Captain Senchou: 	This does seem a bit fishy. Maybe we should search the area a bit...
Hughes: 	Welp we've lost Tirk forever
Captain Senchou: (( >Implying that's a fighting game ))
Hughes: 	Oh
tirkaroKujo: 	>New Super Mario Bros 2
Hughes: 	Well then nobody will ever play it
tirkaroKujo: 	Really?
tirkaroKujo: 	REALLY!?
tirkaroKujo: 	Don't we have enough fucking new super mario shit alr- oh whatever, pathfinder time.
	Ci: 	Right...but stay on guard...if those tribesmen are any sign, you're probably right about these not exactly being ruins..
Hughes: 	Is NSMB2 for the 3ds?
tirkaroKujo: 	yes
Hughes: 	Because if so it's bound to be better than the Wii one
Hughes: 	...
Hughes: 	What the christ is up with that blue part of the map?!
tirkaroKujo: 	The world may never know
	Captain Senchou: 	Hmm, doesn't seem to be anything suspicious around here...
	Wham: 	Eeh maybe summins past here meng....
	Ci: 	*checks out the statue* « 1d20+3+7+1 = 1 + 3 + 7 + 1 = 12 »
Ci: (( OH. ))
Ci: (( MY ))
Ci: (( GOD ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Just check it again, I'll let that one slide
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+7+1 = 17 + 3 + 7 + 1 = 28 »
Ci: (( Thank you faggotools (CRS) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Good enough.
tirkaroKujo: 	The statue appears to glow with a faint radience. Something feels very....suspicious about it....so suspicious that you recieve an ominous message in your head...
	Sumamesh: 	Oh, great human of future's past. Thy cannot thank you enough for your cooperation. Please, there is a great threat looming around this era.
Hughes: 	>Somehow saw that token as Daman Gant from zoomed way the fuck out
Hughes: 	Woulda been better that way
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	Daman Gant Happy: 	;
	Ci: 	...*looks around to see if anyone else is hearing this*...
	Daman Gant Happy: 	If only I had the laughing one (SAD)
tirkaroKujo: 	Nobody appears to be aware of what's going on. They all go about thier business as usual.*
	Wham: 	*LOOKS UNDER THIS ROCK*'
	Sumamesh: 	Please, you must hurry if we are to halt the great return...the effects of it may be obvious by now....
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	Hendrix: 	What the hell am I even doing anymore
	Hendrix: 	Did we not send a search party out or anything
	Tazoc: 	*Knock knock* Sem wa tenzok narak!?
	Sumamesh: 	*Looks behind* Zemma, zemma!
	Sumamesh: 	*turns back* Listen, I'm running out of time.
	Hendrix: 	>mfw we did
	Sumamesh: 	I cannot remain in contact with this era for much longer. You must hurry over here as soon as you can.
	Hendrix: 	>Karkand and Banpai; you're never found
Ci: (( Is he pointing somewhere or just being cryptic? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	lolwut
tirkaroKujo: 	Actually, I should be more specific
tirkaroKujo: 	You recieve the vision of a man standing in a dark room, looking into what seems to be a portal or crystal ball of sorts. Behind him looks to be a rather impatient-looking king.
tirkaroKujo: 	Of course, you are the one on the other end of the portal/crystal ball, and by all logic, he appears to be trying to make contact with you.
	Ci: 	O-...over where?! Are we going the right way..?!
	Hendrix: 	...
	Hendrix: 	>I JUST REALIZED I STILL HAVE THE CRYSTAL
	Hendrix: 	HAAAHAHAHAHA Just hope you never need it
	Sumamesh: 	Hurry already! I shalt open a portal for you, but I'm not sure where it will lead! You will find yourself over here, all you need to do is-
	Tazoc: 	SEMZAN REKTON NARAK!
	Sumamesh: 	Grrrr! Just go! Hurry!
tirkaroKujo: 	The statue has now opened up revealing a ray of blinding light (I'm sure you missed this tirkian cliche, haven't you)
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	Hughes: 	Clearly I'm on the other side of this portal
tirkaroKujo: 	The ray of light takes over your consciousness. It appears you are having an out-of-body experience.
	Hughes: 	They totally had shades back then
	Hughes: 	And bartenders
	Ci: 	What's....what's going on?
Ci: (( Heyeyeyey....I said hey. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You find yourself briefly winding up in a portal in time, feeling like you've been flung somewhere at lightning speed. Everything feels...different now. Definitely a lot older.
tirkaroKujo: 	Spawn at around the top area.
Hughes: 	Oh
Hughes: 	Vorpal doesn't activate on crit
Hughes: 	Only nat 20
Ci: (( Oh God what this background. ))
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Hughes: 	is that a shoe in the top
Hughes: 	and a ruley
Hughes: 	ruler
Ci: (( Right where I am? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	yerp
Ci: (( Is it really this huge? ))
Ci: (( Or should I size up? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope, it's really this huge
tirkaroKujo: 	You wind up in this area of sorts. It all feels like a dream somehow....
Hughes: 	I WOULD HOPE SO
Hughes: 	CONSIDERING THE SKY IS MADE OF SHOES
	Ci: 	Where...where am I...? *looks around hastily* (Where'd the pirates go..?! Where's....where's the jungle even...?
	Ci: 	)
Hughes: 	IF YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
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	Dark Finne: 	FUCK YOU PEOPLE!
	Dark Finne: 	DESERT LEVEL AND I DON'T EVEN GET TO GO
Ci: (( DA FUCk BITCH STOLE MAH NAME (D) ))
	Zi: 	*Runs really fast* Za...zama shin tarak....
	Zi: 	Danga....taromo?
	Ci: 	*watches* I...I'm sorry, I don't understand...
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Hughes: 	Oh and by the by
Ci: (( "Even though I have +7 Linguistics." ))
Hughes: 	That's the virgin sacrifice chick in case your forgot
	Zi: 	Damba....*Makes GET OVER HERE gesture*
Hughes: 	yourforoogdsahiy3i2j2u9ijms
	Ci: 	Huh? Wait!
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	??? *Tries to search around*
	Zi: 	*Flattens up behind here*'
	Zi: 	*Looks to the left and right* Za...
Hughes: 	HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE MORE ADVANCED THAN THE EVIL DUDE IN VANDEL
	Ci: 	*is uncertain but presses up against structure as well*
	Zi: 	*Points behind the structure a bit, leading to the units behind you*
	Ci: 	Are they after you...?
	Zi: 	Dangza...da ranonk....*Makes gesture implying them walking over here*
	Zi: 	Tccchk *Makes a throat-cutting gesture*
	Ci: 	They're going to kill you...?!
	Zi: 	*Nods*
	Zi: 	Denga, man shaorogia ra....
	Ci: 	(I really wish I understood you...)
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNZmzLzvJo8&feature=relmfu oh right this area has a theme
	Zi: 	Zamba...*points forward*
Hughes: 	You know what game I randomly just remembered
Hughes: 	Radiata Stories
Hughes: 	Was that any good
	Ci: 	Uh....we need to run, right...! That way? *points in the general direction of that doorway down there that I can't see but because of metagaming I can*
	Zi: 	Igaro!
	Zi: 	*Flattens up against here* Zama...
Hughes: 	figaro
Hughes: 	edward figaro
Hughes: 	I thought they wanted a virgin (D)
	Resheph: 	ZAN MARAK ZIN MAOK? ZAMBATA ZI! ZI!
Hughes: 	That seems counter-productive
Ci: (( OH SHIT, SUB-ZERO ))
Hughes: 	Edgar*
Hughes: 	derp
	Zi: 	Za...shin sagome...
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	Resheph: 	« 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 » Holy no perception batman!
Hughes: 	Damn I couldn't even do anything to him
Hughes: 	Except Gust of Wind
	Resheph: 	ZAM BARAK ZI! ZAM!
Hughes: 	Or use Protection from Evil
Hughes: 	Which is a gdlk spell
Hughes: 	or rather
Hughes: 	Protection from Evil/Chaos/Good/Law
	Zi: 	*Pant pant* Shemda daga.... *points to great cave of metagameyness*
Hughes: 	But I have never seen it called anything but just evil
	Ci: 	In there...? *pant*
	Zi: 	*Nods* Igaro.
Hughes: 	Wiat what the hell am I talking about
Hughes: 	I'm level 8
Hughes: 	I have River of Wind (COOL)
tirkaroKujo: 	Herp bit of technical difficulties here, just wait
	Ci: 	I'm eating white pizza, I can wait (CHEW)
Hughes: 	White pizza?
Hughes: 	The fuck do I even have Aid anyways
Hughes: 	Aid grants the target a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and saves against fear effects, plus temporary hit points equal to 1d8 + caster level (to a maximum of 1d8+10 temporary hit points at caster level 10th).
Hughes: 	It
Hughes: 	It's piss
Hughes: 	The fuck is going on Tirk
Hughes: 	So, uh
Hughes: 	How bout that anything
tirkaroKujo: 	WOOOAH sorry bout that guys
tirkaroKujo: 	Got caught up in something, but now its over
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, spawn on the upper left corn- wow is this map larger than I expected.
tirkaroKujo: 	Anway, spawn where Zi is
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Ci: (( Oh hay biggest map in the history of maps. ))
Hughes: 	*loadan
Hughes: 	*
	Zi: 	Zeng darak....semoi san ren....
	Ci: 	I really....really wish I could understand you...*frowns and follows*
tirkaroKujo: 	Which is a total waste since this section ain't really that long cry2
Ci: (( (cry2shotzo) ))
	Zi: 	*Points to eyes, and points ahead* Zembara?
Hughes: 	MT
Hughes: 	You can skip the enemies
Hughes: 	By clinging onto the pipes
Hughes: 	(CHEW)
Ci: (( which direction is ahead? Towards the bridge? She flipped around. ))
Ci: (( GAH ))
Zi: (( yes towards the bridge ))
Ci: (( Booted me to a different ap ))
Ci: (( map ))
Zi: (( wat ))
Ci: (( kicked me to another map, back now. ))
Zi: (( actually, I was checking something with this map, so that may have had something to do with it shotzhippo ))
	Ci: 	Look...look at the bridge? *points at the bridge* Is there something wrong with it...?
	Zi: 	*Points further beyond* Zemoi.... « 1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28 » *Looks ahead*
	Zi: 	Zen, samoi rah....
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+7+1 = 14 + 3 + 7 + 1 = 25 »
	Set: 	Saaa...marak ne no?
	Ezekiel Unit: 	*Shakes head*
	Set: 	Maaa....
Hughes: 	Eh I wouldn't really be any help here anyways
	Ci: 	More of them...
Hughes: 	As I ditched Comprehend Languages
Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
tirkaroKujo: 	AAAAND
tirkaroKujo: 	Here is where I will finally introduce real tactical sneaking action
tirkaroKujo: 	roll initiative if you want to sneak by
Ci: (( Can I be using linguistics to try and understand her? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Not at your current level, heeeelll no
Hughes: 	Don't try to understand her speech
Hughes: 	Use a skill that would let you study body language
Hughes: 	Would help a lot more
Ci: (( Learn a Language: Whenever you put a rank into this skill, you learn to speak and read a new language. Common languages (and their typical speakers) include the following. ))
Ci: (( Does that just mean I know SEVEN languages? (HIPPO) ))
Ci: (( In theory of course, I haven't even been exposed to seven languages so I doubt I'd know them ))
Hughes: 	No
Hughes: 	It means you know like
Hughes: 	10 I think
Hughes: 	Common + 2 more from Int
Hughes: 	+7
tirkaroKujo: 	All dose languages
Ci: (( Just better than Solid Snake nigga, now let's see if I know his stealth moves. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	all dose hamboigahs
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, proper sneaking time, roll init
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19 »
Hughes: 	Wait
Ci: (( That'll do, pig. ))
Hughes: 	You don't roll for Sneak (WARY)
Hughes: 	Or well
Hughes: 	You do
Hughes: 	But only when it's opposed
Set: (( WE ARE ROLLING FOR INITIATIVE (d) ))
Hughes: 	...
Hughes: 	Did I miss something
Hughes: 	I don't see any enemies around them
Hughes: 	At all
Hughes: 	(WARY)
tirkaroKujo: 	Goddammit man
tirkaroKujo: 	We are doing a proper sneaking mission
Ci: (( They will be moving around and shit on their turns. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Meaning, yes, the goal is to AVOID the enemies this time
Hughes: 	OH
tirkaroKujo: 	If we don't do it like this, it will be a MESS
Ci: (( Indeed. ))
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Phatthrice: 	TEAM OF ALL MY PLAYER CHARACTERS
Phatthrice: 	THEY WOULD DESTROY THIS SHIT (D)
Phatthrice: 	...except Tessa.
	Set: 	« 1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17 » m
Phatthrice: 	Because she's level 1
Phatthrice: 	And a bard.
Ci: (( *readies this* ))
Ci: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT8m1Rk0oCU&feature=related ))
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	« 1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 »
	Ezekiel Unit: 	« 1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15 »
	Zi: 	« 1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »
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Zi: (( obv ))
Phatthrice: 	That's a 7-man party
Phatthrice: 	8 counting Haze
tirkaroKujo: 	Ci, EUnit1, Set, Eunit, Zi
Phatthrice: 	Of...
Phatthrice: 	A Monk, Ranger, Oracle, Sorcerer, Summoner, Magus, and Bard
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	Neil: 	and another sorcerer
	Daimon : 	And God Hand Gene
	Daimon : 	So just 9 people
Ci: (( Pretty sure that's as far as I can move. ))
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	*Move action*
	Set: 	*Move action*
	Daimon : 	Agian, 10 counting Haze
	Ezekiel Unit: 	*Does nothing*
Ci: (( Also ))
Ci: (( Something that'd be a BIG help for now. ))
Ci: (( Set facing ))
	Hughes: 	Hm?
Hughes: 	Dammit right gotta delete it
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Hughes: 	Then I can replace it
Ezekiel Unit: (( you mean seeing which way a token faces ))
Ci: (( Dammit, how do you make that arrow face the direction you are...? ))
Hughes: 	Ah
Ci: (( Yeaaaaaaaah. ))
Ci: (( Especially since I have the map zoomed out to see errything ))
Hughes: 	Oh
Hughes: 	I know what you're talking about
Hughes: 	That little yellow arrow thing
Hughes: 	That LoL always fucked with
Ci: (( Yes. ))
Hughes: 	Because mac
Ezekiel Unit: (( nigga tell me, even I dont know ))
Hughes: 	I don't remember how to do ti
Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
tirkaroKujo: 	Lemme just check the wiki for a sec
tirkaroKujo: 	Which I would love to do if the wiki would load
tirkaroKujo: 	There we go
Hughes: 	How do you do that
Hughes: 	Or do you have to be GM
tirkaroKujo: 	Now how do I move this arrow....
tirkaroKujo: 	nope
tirkaroKujo: 	There we go
tirkaroKujo: 	Just go to your token, go to "config", and go into "shape"
tirkaroKujo: 	Click "Circle" and you get the yellow arrow
Hughes: 	Ah
Hughes: 	Then set Facing
tirkaroKujo: 	Yep
Hughes: 	Actually sets your fucking facing
Hughes: 	(CHEW)
Hughes: 	Though there's not a lot of use for PCs
tirkaroKujo: 	....
tirkaroKujo: 	You know what
tirkaroKujo: 	We should have totally saved all these tokens to "Circle" in the first place
Hughes: 	I meant as in for PCs to use it wary
tirkaroKujo: 	But I'm not going back and changing ALL DAT SHIT
Hughes: 	Why?
Hughes: 	That's the only difference
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, Ci's turn again
Hughes: 	wary
Hughes: 	MT?
Hughes: 	wary
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	« 1d20-2 = 2 - 2 = 0 » *Looks around*
Hughes: 	...
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	m
Hughes: 	Hippo
	Set: 	Seng darang? Hmm...
	Set: 	*Jumps down, move action*
	Ezekiel Unit: 	« 1d20-2 = 8 - 2 = 6 » *Looks around*
	Ezekiel Unit: 	*sad*
Hughes: 	« 1d20+8+1 = 9 + 8 + 1 = 18 »
Hughes: 	eh that'll do
	Ci: 	*done*
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	« 1d20-2 = 12 - 2 = 10 »
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	*Still nothing*
	Zi: 	*Helps that I'm also statted as a rogue, hippo*
	Set: 	« 1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 » Zamba...
	Ezekiel Unit: 	« 1d20-2 = 16 - 2 = 14 »
	Ezekiel Unit: 	....Hmm. *Shrugs*
	Zi: 	*Done*
	Ci: 	*crouches down and presses up against wall*...*waits*
Hughes: 	climb up there
Hughes: 	surely there's some hidden item there
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	« 1d20-2 = 14 - 2 = 12 »
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	*shrugs*
	Set: 	« 1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24 »
	Set: 	????!!!!!!!!
	Set: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YajLUbZ_TXc
	Set: 	Zan sarak zem waron!
Hughes: 	WELP
Hughes: 	YOU'RE DEAD
tirkaroKujo: 	Actually, you can still widthdraw as a full action
tirkaroKujo: 	Which makes you run away like a little girl at twice your speed
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, they spotted you, WHAT DO
Hughes: 	...er
Ci: (( Alrighty, so I just move back twelve spaces? To withdraw? ))
Hughes: 	Withdraw is twice speed
Hughes: 	Just...
Hughes: 	Run (LOLWUT)
Hughes: 	It's 3x Speed
Hughes: 	Or 4x
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh, really
tirkaroKujo: 	I should check up on that
tirkaroKujo: 	When running, you move five times your normal speed (if wearing medium, light, or no armor and carrying no more than a medium load) or four times your speed (if wearing heavy armor or carrying a heavy load).
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_VL8byfuhY
tirkaroKujo: 	basically this
Hughes: 	Indeed
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah Ci's turn
	Ci: 	*pants* Goddammit....
	Zi: 	*Pant pant* Zama gara...zen...
	Ci: 	Now what....?
Hughes: 	I should play a coward one day (HMM)
	Zi: 	*ssshh* Sem wara...*Makes gesture implying them moving this way*
Hughes: 	Well
Hughes: 	Hendrix counts
Hughes: 	But sadly his cowardice typically goes away in battle (SAD)
	Zi: 	Sam warak *Makes gesture implying running away a short while later.*
Hughes: 	Asher was the closest thing but thanks to Tirk's character being totally retarded he couldn't just book it
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Ci: (( Is there a ledge....there? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	yes
Ci: (( Or is it just a drop of-okay ))
Hughes: 	Though I suppose that total retardation DID work
Hughes: 	So I cannot fault you for it
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes turn foop
	Ci: 	*peers around corner to watch them*
tirkaroKujo: 	I assume more waiting
Ci: (( Yerp ))
	Ezekiel Unit: 	« 1d20-2 = 5 - 2 = 3 » *checks around*
	Zi: 	*waits*
	Ci: 	*waits some moar if it's my turn*
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	« 1d20-2 = 20 - 2 = 18 »
	Arte2: 	How is the RANGER the tankiest character I have
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	????.....*Shrugs*
	Set: 	« 1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 »
	Set: 	*Angrily looks around* Nagam so machont!
	Daimon : 	Because while Barbarians have MASSIVE HP most of their abilities lower their AC to pissant levels
	Ezekiel Unit: 	« 1d20-2 = 6 - 2 = 4 »
	Daimon : 	So they aren't exactly tanks
	Daimon : 	GOD OR DEMON, WHAT AM I
	Daimon : 	IT'S TIME FOR ME TO CHOOSE MY PATH
	Daimon : 	(CD)
Ci: (( You know... ))
	Daimon : 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKY
	Ci: 	I'm absolutely terrified of doing anything risky
Ci: (( * ))
	Daimon : 	This isn't actually Gene wary
	Daimon : 	Oh
Ci: (( As maptools has just been terrible to me today. ))
	Daimon : 	Well yeah you probably shoudl be
	Daimon : 	As you don't have a PC character with you
	Tessa: 	I could loan you the level 1 Bard
	Tessa: 	Who has gdlk stats
	Tessa: 	But is a bard.
	Tessa: 	Level 1 doesn't even matter
	Tessa: 	Bard is worse
	Tessa: 	....
	Tessa: 	>point blank and rapid shot
	Tessa: 	...waaat?
	Tessa: 	Did I carry this token from A--no he doesn't even have PBS
Ci: (( *shrugs* Welp...let's give this a shot... ))
tirkaroKujo: 	ohboyherewego
	Hughes: 	THUNDERBURST (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Though at least someone is here to help you if you fall
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+7 = 4 + 3 + 7 = 14 » >mfw maptools rapes me.
tirkaroKujo: 	Nah, you make it
	Hughes: 	7d6 DAMAGE AND IF THEY FAIL THE 18 DC FORT CHECK THEY'RE DEAFENED FOR AN HOUR (D)
	Hughes: 	8D6*
	Hughes: 	That has no cap on it at all. Good god.
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	« 1d20-2 = 5 - 2 = 3 » ?
Ci: (( I'm totally hidden because I'm hanging over the edge o3o ))
	Hughes: 	oh wait
	Hughes: 	right
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	Set: 	« 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 »
	Set: 	*Shrugs*
Hughes: 	The Fort Save alsio halves the damage
Hughes: 	So it isn't quite as broken
	Ezekiel Unit: 	« 1d20-2 = 9 - 2 = 7 »
	Zi: 	« 1d20+3+9 = 1 + 3 + 9 = 13 » *nat 1 gogogogo*
	Zi: 	*wow didn't expect it to come true*
Ci: (( >MFW ))
	Zi: 	*Slips for a bit, begins to dangle horribly*
Ci: (( Maptoooooooooooools. ))
	Zi: 	Zamagaro!
Ci: (( You stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiitch ))
	Set: 	!!!? Zambarak!?
Hughes: 	*can fly*
Hughes: 	*ain't there because you all hate me*
Hughes: 	Also
tirkaroKujo: 	And now Ci's turn
Hughes: 	You need to stop having women party members Tirk
Hughes: 	God dammit
Hughes: 	They are all Nat 1 Queens
Ci: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIjTrCz5siw ))
Ci: (( 4:00 ))
	Ci: 	?!...(Oh God...don't fall....hang on...just pull your other arm up....)
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	Zaa? Zamarak?
Ci: (( Do I have to roll to keep hanging? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope
tirkaroKujo: 	Believe one good roll is good enough to keep hanging on the whole duration
	Zi: 	« 1d20+3+9 = 11 + 3 + 9 = 23 » *Attempts to climb the fuck back up*
Ci: (( You go girl. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Also should have rolled a reflex save back there, but screw the rules I'm the Rule 0 king
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, Ci's turn
	Set: 	« 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 »
Hughes: 	sorry lady you ded
	Set: 	Sam, zarak? Sha sha ga!
Hughes: 	Sam
Hughes: 	Is that one of their names
tirkaroKujo: 	Actually wasn't quite good enough to spot her because stealth hippo
	Zi: 	Naa... « 1d20+3+9 = 11 + 3 + 9 = 23 »
Hughes: 	She loves the 1s
Hughes: 	11 or nat 1
Hughes: 	always
tirkaroKujo: 	Now Ci better run the fuck away...or just stay there to help or some shit, not that I really need a roll to get back up.
	Ci: 	*assumes she can pull herself up and make it over here*
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	« 1d20-2 = 16 - 2 = 14 »
Hughes: 	WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
Hughes: 	HOLD UP
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	???
Hughes: 	GOD DAMMIT MT
Hughes: 	YOU COULD HAVE PULLED AN EZIO AND WAITED FOR THEM TO WALK UP TO YOU
Hughes: 	THEN THREW THEM OFF THE CLIFF (D)
Hughes: 	Or yanked them off
Ci: (( I did debate yanking that one off the bridge. But figured his scream would fuck me over. ))
Hughes: 	Ah.
	Set: 	« 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 »
Ci: (( As I'd be hanging off a cliff. And a boot to the head ends me. ))
	Set: 	??? Zamaran...
	Ezekiel Unit: 	« 1d20-4 = 5 - 4 = 1 » *Yes I get a penalty for retards being in front of me sadfrog.jpg
Hughes: 	Still not as bad as Julian
Hughes: 	And his roll of -5
Hughes: 	Which no doubt got that poor Golbat murdered by his friends
	Zi: 	*Pant pant* Saaa....
Hughes: 	Zi
Hughes: 	Is a Bulbasaur
	Ci: 	*waves her over* C'mon...!
	Ezekiel Unit 1: 	« 1d20-2 = 8 - 2 = 6 »
	Set: 	« 1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19 »
Ci: (( Yeah seriously. Fuck that nigga and his godtier rolls ))
	Zi: 	« 1d20+11 = 19 + 11 = 30 » m
	Set: 	*Can't see shit cappin*
	Ezekiel Unit: 	« 1d20-2 = 12 - 2 = 10 »
	Zi: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_VL8byfuhY welp
	Zi: 	*Pant pant pant* Ha...haha...sanri zemak....
tirkaroKujo: 	Nah fuck you arrow
	Ci: 	Well...made it with no injuries at least...let's go before they figure out where we went though...
Set: (( aaaand there's no table for how much exp you get from certain events ))
Set: (( so I'll just say that little sneaky escapade resulted in 1000 exp ))
Ci: (( Is that a level up PC? ))
Hughes: 	uhhhh
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Hughes: 	yes
tirkaroKujo: 	pty
Ci: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huQoDlHmqrE ))
Ci: (( My BaB is +6/+1 ))
Ci: (( What does that mean? ))
Hughes: 	That means, if you attack as a full-round action
Hughes: 	IE don't use a move action
Hughes: 	You get two attacks
tirkaroKujo: 	Means you get one more attack if-
tirkaroKujo: 	what that nigga said
Hughes: 	The first of which uses the +6 BAB
Hughes: 	The second uses +1
Ci: (( Ohhhhhhhhhhh...so I'm actually potentially decent now (CHEW) ))
Hughes: 	Well, Finne gets it too (HIPPO)
Hughes: 	Again you need to use TWF
Hughes: 	As it apparently makes Rogues really good
Hughes: 	Though I don't know if you by this point I unno
Ci: (( What's HP roll again? ))
Ci: (( Been a while ))
Hughes: 	d8+con mod+ favored class bonus + toughness bonus
Hughes: 	IE
Hughes: 	d8+con mod+1+1
	Ci: 	« 1d8+1+1+1 = 7 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 10 »
Ci: (( That'll do pig ))
Hughes: 	notbad.jpg
Hughes: 	oh
Hughes: 	And you get an ability point too
Ci: (( :O! ))
Hughes: 	Every four levels
Hughes: 	Really don't know why I'm bothering to level Finne up
Hughes: 	But whatevs
Hughes: 	Wait
Hughes: 	Did you increase your Con MT
Ci: (( Yeah? ))
Hughes: 	Alright
Hughes: 	Did it give you a new modifier
Hughes: 	IE like did you increase from 13 to 14
Ci: (( No ))
Hughes: 	Or something
Hughes: 	Ah.
Hughes: 	Well, whenever you gain con mod, your HP retroactively goes up
Ci: (( *takes* Surprise Attack (Ex): During the surprise round, opponents are always considered flat-footed to a rogue with this ability, even if they have already acted. ))
	Dark Finne: 	« 1d8+2+1+1 = 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 6 »
	Dark Finne: 	mips
	Dark Finne: 	Wiat
	Dark Finne: 	what rogue talents do you have?
	Dark Finne: 	You can take the ones from the Advanced books too
	Dark Finne: 	UC/UM/APG
Ci: (( I have all of them (CHEW) ))
Ci: (( EVERY LAST ONE (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/rogue/rogue-talents
tirkaroKujo: 	basically everything listed here
Ci: (( I should choose that, shouldn't I? ))
Ci: (( Use a withdraw action after making a successful sneak attack or Sleight of Hand check ))
	Dark Finne: 	That would be pretty good
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes, that would be very good
	Dark Finne: 	...
	Dark Finne: 	Oh lord
Phatthrice: 	Benefit: A rogue with this talent gains a +4 circumstance bonus on all Sleight of Hand checks made to conceal a weapon. Furthermore, if she makes a sneak attack during the surprise round using a concealed weapon that her opponent didn’t know about, she does not have to roll sneak attack damage, and the sneak attack deals maximum damage. A rogue can only use the underhanded talent a number of times per day equal to her Charisma modifier (minimum 0).
Phatthrice: 	I assume you have Ninja Trick
tirkaroKujo: 	Actually, yes, you should definitely take Fast Getaway
tirkaroKujo: 	Sounds fucking essential
tirkaroKujo: 	Why is it not listed in Eidolon's guide
Phatthrice: 	I think his guides don't include new stuff
Phatthrice: 	Newish
	Dark Finne: 	*don't even know why I'm statting him at all as he will probably not be used beyond this point besides to leave the party forever*
	Hughes: 	*is not nearly as cold as he seems, thank you very much (D)*
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Hughes: 	And I still say Kitsune should not exist as a race
tirkaroKujo: 	Well, it's not a Core race
Hughes: 	However
Hughes: 	I will probably convert that fey sorcerer to it (CHEW)
Hughes: 	As that class adds to Chr and Dex and gives +1 on Enchantment spells (CHEW)
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/races/monsters-as-pcs
Hughes: 	For better hippoing
tirkaroKujo: 	hmm, never quite checked up on this...
Hughes: 	Kitsune's an actual PC race though wary
tirkaroKujo: 	Why are only the shitty monsters races (CRS)
Hughes: 	>tengu
Hughes: 	(Y) (HIPPO) (Y)
tirkaroKujo: 	indiddle
Hughes: 	>Elemental Affinity: Sylph sorcerers with the elemental (air) bloodline treat their Charisma score as 2 points higher for all sorcerer spells and class abilities. Sylph clerics with the Air domain cast their domain powers and spells at +1 caster level.
Hughes: 	>Not Wind Oracles
Hughes: 	Are you shitting me Paizo?
tirkaroKujo: 	Kobolds are just fucking Dante Must Die mode
Hughes: 	> Ability Adjustments: –4 Strength, +2 Dexterity, –2 Constitution. Kobolds are fast but weak.
Hughes: 	BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hughes: 	>light sensitivity
Hughes: 	>only speak Draconic
Hughes: 	Good god they're horrible.
Ci: (( Sooooooooooooooooooooo.... ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You done yet
Ci: (( Everyone ready (shity) ))
Ci: (( I have been. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Zi: 	Za, mui...
Hughes: 	Huh
Hughes: 	Tengu is actually not bad
Hughes: 	They get prof. with all swords
	Ci: 	*frowns* This place....it feels so....real....but...weird at the same time...
Hughes: 	Though they have low cn
	Zi: 	« 1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15 »
	Zi: 	Saa...saram?
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+7+1 = 1 + 3 + 7 + 1 = 12 »
Ci: (( HERP ))
Hughes: 	>vampire
Hughes: 	>-2 Con
Ci: (( You are being goddamn cruel today Maptools ))
Hughes: 	or well half vampire
	Zi: 	*Checks ground* « 1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23 »
Hughes: 	Aasamir is just broken as all fuck.
	Zi: 	Saaa, *turns towards Ci* *makes X sign with arms*
	Zi: 	*Makes a gesture signifying being hit by something*
Hughes: 	They have resist 5 to three elements
Hughes: 	Gain +2 Chr and Wis with no penalty
Hughes: 	Get bonuses on diplomacy and perception, two of the best skills in the game
Hughes: 	have darkvision
Hughes: 	and can cast daylight for free once a day, which doesn't really matter, but still
Hughes: 	So basically
Hughes: 	They're Oracle master race (CHEW)
	Ci: 	Is there something on the ground here....? « 1d20+3+7+1 = 13 + 3 + 7 + 1 = 24 »
tirkaroKujo: 	With your keen sense, you can tell that HOLY SHIT THE PLACE LOOKS RIGGED
tirkaroKujo: 	namely, there's a few wires up ahead. Seems to trigger something.
Hughes: 	THERE'S A GIANT WHITE PIPE UP AHEAD
Hughes: 	IF YOU TRIP THE WIRE YOU DROWN IN TIKI SEMEN.
	Ci: 	*points to trap, then points to self* I'm...going...to deactivate that....*points to Zi* You...*points behind us* Stand back.
	Zi: 	*Nods*
Ci: (( Now how do I private send you something? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Does it really, really matter here?
Hughes: 	type /w
Ci: (( I guess not. I just thought disable device shit had to be private chat'd. ))
Hughes: 	and then tirk's name
Hughes: 	Oh
Hughes: 	No
tirkaroKujo: 	Where did this whole "Disable device is teh privates" thing come from (lolwut)
Hughes: 	There's a way to hide the roll from yourself
Hughes: 	I think like
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh right, yesh
Hughes: 	It just doesn't tell you if you succeed or not
Hughes: 	I unno
Hughes: 	Or you can't see the roll
Hughes: 	Fuck if I know
Hughes: 	Also
Ci: (( Eh, fuck it. I'll just roll. ))
Hughes: 	Vishkanya are the best rogue class
tirkaroKujo: 	yeah do that
Hughes: 	+Dex and Chr - Con, lots of poison abilities
tirkaroKujo: 	I am discarding that rule out of simplicity
Hughes: 	+Perception Sneak Escape Artist (HIPPO)
	Ci: 	*gets out masterwork thieves' tools* « 1d20+3+3+8 = 9 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 23 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Actually, I can see why that roll is private, but whatever, I'll just discard it for now.
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, the wires click together in a fashion that signifies something has happened to what seems to be a trap.
tirkaroKujo: 	It sounds almost like something has locked together
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay, yes
tirkaroKujo: 	It should be « *roll = Invalid expression: *roll . »
tirkaroKujo: 	bracket g:*roll bracket
Hughes: 	whozit
tirkaroKujo: 	That's to do a roll that only the DM can see
Hughes: 	or just
Hughes: 	type /rollgm
Hughes: 	(LOLWUT)
tirkaroKujo: 	Either way can work (CRS)
Hughes: 	Er
* MarthTrinity rolls to you: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 20 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 34 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 20 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 34 ».
Hughes: 	Use /rollsecret
Hughes: 	No idea what rollgm is for
Hughes: 	Says broadcast
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah I got that MT
* MarthTrinity rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 20 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 34 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 20 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 34 ».
Ci: (( THERE we go ))
Ci: (( Roll secret is the one ))
Ci: (( Because I saw the first one. ))
Hughes: 	Ah.
Ci: (( Also...that first one was a 20 ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
Ci: (( Fuck you Maptools ))
Ci: (( Fuck you in the eye >:( ))
Hughes: 	Fetchling character might be kinda cool
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, the map CLICKS THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK TOGETHER HOLY SHIT DID IT LOCK
tirkaroKujo: 	and now it sounds somewhat fastened
Hughes: 	and by "character"
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, go ahead
Hughes: 	I mean "rogue or ranger"
Hughes: 	Oh, or a magic class I guess
Hughes: 	IE Sorcerer or Oracle
	Zi: 	*Looks about warily*
	Ci: 	*raises eyebrow* I...think that did it... Follow....slowly....*gestures*..
	Zi: 	??? Nashiom?
	Zi: 	Saa...
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, nothing happened
tirkaroKujo: 	Hold up a sec MT
Ci: (( *does so* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Can you do that roll secret roll again
* MarthTrinity rolls to you: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 4 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 18 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 4 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 18 ».
Ci: (( Whoops... ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay, good
Ci: (( that's the one I can see. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Did you see that (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Dammit, do it again
* MarthTrinity rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 20 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 34 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 20 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 34 ».
Ci: (( There we go ))
Ci: (( Can't see that one. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	...
tirkaroKujo: 	one more time
Ci: (( Did I nat one? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	wait, just do it one more itme
* MarthTrinity rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 17 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 31 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20+3+3+8 = 17 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 31 ».
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay, good
tirkaroKujo: 	You just got ANOTHER Nat 20 on your "real" roll
Ci: (( lolololololo ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And ANOTHER FUCKING NAT 20 on the roll I just "..."'d at
tirkaroKujo: 	So I was thinking something was wrong with the command
Ci: (( ... ))
Hughes: 	HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hughes: 	MT: *THROWS COMPUTER*
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, Maptools is now legit trolling you
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway
	Ezekiel Unit 2: 	Shaaa!
Hughes: 	Oh hello there, half-nude dude
	???: 	Now get away! Thou shalt end!
	???: 	« 1d20+14+9 = 15 + 14 + 9 = 38 »
???: (( derp ))
Hughes: 	waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Hughes: 	Laharl confirmed for Vaques
	???: 	« 1d20+14 = 11 + 14 = 25 »« 1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25 »
???: (( ^that was the intended roll hippo ))
	???: 	« 1d12+10 = 8 + 10 = 18 »« 1d12+10 = 5 + 10 = 15 »
	Ci: 	(Someone who speaks common...?)
	Arte2: 	I'd call bullshit, but considering this guy's archery rolls are indeed exactly that
	Arte2: 	I really can't
	???: 	*I am level 5*
	Arte2: 	..............Okay, NOW I can call bullshit.
	???: 	*Well, a level 5 Sinspawn*
	???: 	*I have no idea what a Sinspawn is, but it's apparently a monster, so whatevs*
	Arte2: 	;
	Ezekiel Unit 2: 	GHAAAAAAAAAK!
	Ezekiel Unit 2: 	*Falls into the river*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Death Pass'
Hughes: 	...
Hughes: 	It is a very very specific
Hughes: 	monster
	Ci: 	Who is that guy...?
Hughes: 	Sinspawn are corrupted products of magic used by spellcasters in a past era as shock troops for their armies. Literally the embodiment of a sin made flesh, they are sentient abominations of distilled ectoplasm imprinted with the soul-image of slain creatures that possessed an abundance of a particular sin. There are seven types of sinspawn, detailed below. Click on the associated type to visit it's page.
	???: 	*Puts away greataxe* There...that should be all of them...
Hughes: 	He's a fucking homunculus, FMA-style
Hughes: 	You're boned
	???: 	« 1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19 » Perception
Ci: (( Is he really small or is it perspective? ))
???: (( Nope, he's a shrimpy little boy ))
Ci: (( Oh. ))
???: (( so anyway, WELP, NOW YOU'RE BONED ))
???: (( lest you use stealth ))
	Ci: 	*ducks back and stealths like a motherfucker*
	Zi: 	*Follows the leader*
Hughes: 	So he's probably Envy or Pride
	???: 	Anyone else? Do any other of thine scum wish to brush with me?
	???: 	Thou hast messed with the wrong man today!
	Horus: 	Saa mui! Zan rigon shirinto!
	???: 	Be damned, one thinks nary ONE man find it upon themselves to speak Common here!
Hughes: 	...
Hughes: 	>This hairless humanoid lurches on back-bent, dog-like legs, its hideous mouth flanked by tiny arms with three-fingered hands.
Hughes: 	OOOKAY SO HE'S PROBABLY NOT ENVYSPAWN (SHOCK)
Hughes: 	...do they ALL have dog legs? That's fucking retarded
tirkaroKujo: 	So less long story short Envyspawn gets into more tussles up ahead. WHAT DO
Ci: (( I have to brb ))
Hughes: 	hippo
tirkaroKujo: 	You do that
	Ci: 	back.
Ci: (( * ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Ci: 	*points at Zi then in direction of guy* Do you...know him? *shrugs*
	Zi: 	*Shakes head* Nizo...
	Ci: 	*scoots over to the edge and watches*
	Horus: 	Sem zaram shak wiktonuk!
	???: 	Quiet you barbarious swine! « 1d20+14 = 12 + 14 = 26 »« 1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25 »
	Hughes: 	He really just wants to be a barbarious swine (SAD)
	???: 	« 1d12+10 = 7 + 10 = 17 »« 1d12+10 = 10 + 10 = 20 »
Tokens dropped onto map 'Death Pass'
Hughes: 	The hell is he even using
	Horus: 	ShiishiioouuuUUOooU!
Hughes: 	A fucking waraxe
tirkaroKujo: 	Melee +1 Greataxe
	Arte2: 	Then again let's see here...
	Arte2: 	« 1d8+4+2 = 7 + 4 + 2 = 13 »
	Arte2: 	So yeah nowhere near as much hippo
	???: 	« 1d20+14 = 4 + 14 = 18 » *Slices head off*
	Arte2: 	Unless I use Deadly Aim
	Arte2: 	Or a full-attack action
	???: 	« 1d12+10 = 1 + 10 = 11 » nobody will miss you anyway
	Arte2: 	In which case I deal massive amount of damage
	Horus: 	*MY HEAD REMAINETH UNSLICED*
	Ci: 	...?!
	???: 	*Takes 20* Fuck up bitch (D)
	Hughes: 	Which is why I'm gonna play this guy, who can;t throw out mass damage as much
Tokens dropped onto map 'Death Pass'
Hughes: 	fuck up
tirkaroKujo: 	It is ghetto jersey slang for "Shut the fuck up"
	???: 	*Assumes you still do nothing, moves away*
Hughes: 	Worst thing about this faggot
Hughes: 	Is that he looted all the treasure chests
	Ci: 	...c'mon, let's go...at least the trail should be quiet behind him...and I forget you can't understand me...
tirkaroKujo: 	That bastard
	Horus: 	*I am teh headless*
	Ci: 	...ugh...
Hughes: 	>ASSASSIN
Hughes: 	>YOU DID JUST THAT TO A GUY
Ci: (( Assassin's do it cooly. ))
Hughes: 	Why the hell does Hughes use a longspear (D)
Ci: (( He literally just hacked at him ))
Hughes: 	Whatever
Hughes: 	That'll do
Ci: (( Until his head fell off. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*Assumes you go through door*
Hughes whispers: I assume that guy has the item you were talking about
Player "shit" is not connected.
You whisper to Phatthrice: shit will this work
You whisper to Phatthrice: he had one item
	Ci: 	Which way...? *points in either direction and shrugs*
You whisper to Phatthrice: but not THE item
Hughes whispers: oh BTW, instead of typing /w name all the time, to reply to the last guy who whispered to you, just type /rep
Hughes whispers: and ah
	???: 	« 1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15 » oblig perception check
	???: 	*Not even close son. Not even close*
Hughes: 	Climb the wall
Hughes: 	Clearly
Hughes: 	NOW SEE IF YOU HAD ME I COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY YOU
Hughes: 	Or I could use River of Wind
Hughes: 	And potentially carry you up there
Hughes: 	Via hurting the shit out of you
	Zi: 	*Shrugs* Nan derog sa...
Hughes: 	with nonlethal damage
	Ci: 	Uh....this way?
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+7 = 4 + 3 + 7 = 14 »
Hughes: 	Hahanaw
Hughes: 	Though you can just take ten I think
Zi: (( pretty much ))
Hughes: 	Which would be a 20 (WARY)
Zi: (( nope, 15 ))
Hughes: 	No I mean
Hughes: 	If he took ten
Hughes: 	He'd get a 20 on the "roll
Hughes: 	"
Zi: (( yeah yeah whatever ))
Zi: (( anyway, just climb your dicks up there ))
	Ci: 	*eventually gets up thar*
	Zi: 	*Same here*
tirkaroKujo: 	Welp, here's where the fun starts
	Ci: 	What is this...?
tirkaroKujo: 	Which I will get to after brbing
Hughes: 	S
Hughes: 	Satan
Hughes: 	Satin
Hughes: 	cloth manufacturers
Hughes: 	or
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay, back
Hughes: 	Switch
tirkaroKujo: 	You enter the room, and it seems to be occupied by a few people.
	Sariel: 	Saa...marigon semui zaran?
	Terros: 	Roshiui
	Sariel: 	Saa...*Hands golden object*
Hughes: 	Terros is a ?
	Terros: 	*Takes object* Sadanga.
	Dark Finne: 	Grandpaw! I missed you!
	Sariel: 	*ALSO PRETEND MY SKIN IS DARKER*
	Ci: 	(That guy...he looks like Finne...)
	Terros: 	Zenda.....Hm....
	Terros: 	« 1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 » *Looks around*
	Terros: 	Hmm....Zan..
	Sariel: 	Samui go.
	Terros: 	*Nods*
	Terros: 	*Walks away*
	Dark Finne: 	I assume this scar which has randomly been on the token the entire time came from Jack's attacks or something (CHEW)
	Dark Finne: 	Or the t-rex biting me in half yet not biting me in half
Tokens dropped onto map 'Death Pass'
tirkaroKujo: 	Could be
tirkaroKujo: 	May not be
tirkaroKujo: 	Who knows at this point
tirkaroKujo: 	Except me (SMIRK2)
Hughes: 	;
	Ci: 	Now what...? Looks like this is a dead end...
	Zi: 	*Shrugs* Nanaga...
Hughes: 	well
Hughes: 	YOu could attack this man
	Sariel: 	« 1d20+8 = 15 + 8 = 23 »
Hughes: 	Who is probably super Dark Finne
Ci: (( NOPE. ))
	Sariel: 	*Looks ahead*
Ci: (( Insta-spotted. ))
	Sariel: 	!
Hughes: 	Don't you have a steal--okay wary
	Sariel: 	*Backs away* Z-z--z-zaaaamaamaaAAagaaAaA!
Hughes: 	...is he backing away from you?
Hughes: 	Or is he
Hughes: 	Just actually the Thief King
Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
	Ci: 	....is he backing away from us...?
Sariel: (( he is in fact backing away like a pussy coward ))
Hughes: 	And is hiding from someone coming do-ah.
	Sariel: 	*Holds up hands* Sa dui! S-s--sa D-dui!
	Ci: 	*turns to Zi and shrugs* I have no idea what he's saying....
	Zi: 	Deruin ga da..semu?
	Sariel: 	Sha...so semog rasha tenok?
	Sariel: 	Haaah...semog...za deimong! Shuru zan!
	Zi: 	Na...na ga da?
	Sariel: 	*Shakes head* Nembedu shimo.
Hughes: 	IN A GADDA DA VIDA
Hughes: 	^this entire language
	Ci: 	*entirely lost* Uhhhh......*frowns* (I hope she knows what she's doing...)
Ci: (( And I thought the same thing (XD) ))
Hughes: 	(COOL)
	Sariel: 	Samuishirok dan dui. Ze....shyomon...
	Zi: 	*Nods* Nanza.
	Sariel: 	*Clenches fist* Shaa....
	Zi: 	*Taps Ci on shoulder* *Points forward* Ga Nemdu shimo.
	Ci: 	*looks forward* Huh? What's up?
	Zi: 	Sobaradan. *Makes COME ON motion*
	Ci: 	Something's up ahead? *points out door*
Ci: (( Or that forward area? ))
Ci: (( At least I know where all the treasure chests are in ____ now. ))
	Terros: 	Shaa! Amduk deno!
	???: 	Bah! Another one of you!
Hughes: 	I do not recognize this game
Hughes: 	But feel that maybe I should
tirkaroKujo: 	It's FF4
Hughes: 	Ah
Hughes: 	Then I should not
Ci: (( SO IT'S FF2. ))
	???: 	So, how are you even going to-
	Phantasm: 	Waa-aah!
Hughes: 	phantasm is a grey ---or nto
	Phantasm: 	*Pulls into water* « 1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23 »
Hughes: 	Shouldn't he have a massive CMD
???: (( yes, which was just barely not enough (HIPPO) ))
	???: 	*glub glub* OH GOD THAT WAS DIRTY!
	Terros: 	*Points and laughs* Wahahahaha!
Hughes: 	I don't know if he means the water or the trick
Hughes: 	Or if the ghost molested him
	???: 	OH GOD WHY DO I HAVE NO SWIMMING SKILLS, HELP
	Terros: 	*Hands on hips* Gyahahahaha!
Hughes: 	EVEN THE DESERT KID HAS SWIM
Hughes: 	ARE YOU RETARDED
	Phantasm: 	*Does same* Dyohohohoho!
Hughes: 	ONE SKILL POINT INTO SWIM, DONE (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Well this guy cannot swim (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	After all, he is still only a kid
	???: 	*Grabs onto rock* Phwaaah!
???: (( and I will wait for MT response ))
Hughes: 	I could levitate him up
Hughes: 	(TIPSY)
	Ci: 	Gah...(he may be killing people...but he's killing the bad people at least...or who I think the bad people are...)
Ci: (( how large is that rock? ))
Hughes: 	Wait
Hughes: 	>rogue
Hughes: 	>doesn't have a grappling hook or rope
tirkaroKujo: 	10 foot radius
Hughes: 	oh right
Hughes: 	10 pounds
Hughes: 	hippo
Hughes: 	14 with hook
Ci: (( Do I have to roll to jump down? ))
Hughes: 	Aaand Arte has no grappling hook need to fix that
tirkaroKujo: 	Acro+Dex
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+3+8 = 16 + 3 + 3 + 8 = 30 »
	???: 	GLUB GLUB, Oh drats! More reinforcements!
	Ci: 	Alright kid, hang on! « 1d20 = 16 »
	???: 	*Gets onto rock* Phwooooo......
	???: 	Egads! Finally, a person with enough decency to speak common around here!
	Ci: 	Yeah...I've got no idea what anyone but you is saying here...do YOU have any idea what's gong on?
	???: 	Huh? Ah, I assume you must be a fellow adventurer.
	???: 	Yes, something terrible is awake in the Kizana Jungle. I simply came here to hone my skills more, and now I am an enemy amongst the Sepharim!
	???: 	It appears they have gone mad. Well, that was to be expected anyway.
Hughes: 	So
	Ci: 	Sepharim...? I'm so lost...I'm...not really from around here...
Hughes: 	Not only is that guy my counterpart in that he's a complete pussy and terribly inept
Hughes: 	He's also the only person who DIDN'T go insane in this world
Hughes: 	And yes I'm entirely assuming the inept part
Hughes: 	With MT's luck he will lead a force of 1000 to crush all resistence
Hughes: 	a*
	???: 	Well, yes. See, the Sepharim are a so-called "secret" tribe within the throes of the Kizana Jungle.
	Ci: 	(This must be the tribe that vanished ages ago then....?)
	???: 	But most of all, they've been a leading authority on the secret to eternal life.
	???: 	It seems such progression and power has made them go mad...now they go about looking for test subjects upon test subjects, tearing apart entire villages.
	???: 	Even their own kind are not safe from thier willingness to live for eternity!
	???: 	How ironic. In the process of eternal life, all they've done is take away countless amounts of them.
	???: 	Of course, you would not know that. No, sir, not a single book is being published on this subject.
	???: 	Nor is any word-of-mouth going around.
Hughes: 	Of course they know, Finne's kind of freakin immortal
Hughes: 	Read up on this shit, GSC Rival
	Ci: 	I see...so then...(That girl...she must be the one from Finne's vision....)
	???: 	Anyway, we should get ourself on more steady ground.
	???: 	*Takes 9001*
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+7 = 15 + 3 + 7 = 25 »
	Zi: 	Sa, zemui?
	???: 	Drats...is she with you? Please tell me she is.
	Ci: 	Do you...understand their language at all...?
	???: 	Nope, not whatsoever.
	Ci: 	Yeah, she is. And crap.
	Ci: 	I think...they were trying to sacrifice her...
	???: 	Wouldn't surprise me. Heard the head king around here had a thing for young women.
	???: 	Let us make haste.
Hughes: 	>mfw Jack is the reincarnation of the King
	Ci: 	Where's...well...where's OUT of here?
	???: 	Easy. Let us get past that man over there somehow. There is a door right behind him.
	Ci: 	Alright...let's go.
	???: 	Alright you piece of shit! Time to fight like a man!
	Terros: 	Shahaha! Zangui sa mamrotto sendui?
	???: 	Shut up! Now have at you!
	???: 	« 1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 »
Hughes: 	HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh.
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 »
	Terros: 	« 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 »
Hughes: 	Not so hah (SAD)
Ci: (( Whoomp there it is. ))
	Terros: 	*goes first bitch*
Hughes: 	They tied
Hughes: 	hippo
	Zi: 	« 1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »
	Terros: 	*But I have a better init mod*
Hughes: 	Again, I say we use the greater natural roll (HIPPO)
Hughes: 	But it doesn't realy matter
Terros: (( hmm, maybe that is a better system ))
Terros: (( really, I think you're supposed to just use the init mod, but pffft if you really want to ))
Terros: (( yes you do use Init mod then ))
	Phantasm: 	« 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 »
Phantasm: (( goddamn you niggers ))
	Terros: 	« 1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15 » (D)
	Phantasm: 	« 1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16 » (D)
Hughes: 	Hippo
tirkaroKujo: 	Phantasm,Terros, Ci,???, Zi
	Phantasm: 	m
Hughes: 	At least you have broken DMPC
Hughes: 	To make up for finne being out
	Terros: 	« 1d20+8 = 8 + 8 = 16 » Shoryodoa!
Hughes: 	shoryureppa you say
	???: 	Did you REALLY expect to hit me with that?
tirkaroKujo: 	CiNiggaCi
Ci: (( Did Phantasm go? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yerp. Just had to stay there
Ci: (( I have no way of sneak attacking this bitch, do I? (HMM) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You can
tirkaroKujo: 	but you kinda leave yourself open to Phantasm- wait, did you take that Escape talent I told you to take
Ci: (( Yessir. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
Ci: (( That should be flanked enough (CHEW) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	nope
Hughes: 	I think you have to be behind them
Ci: (( well then I can't flank him. ))
Ci: (( Because not enough movement. ))
Hughes: 	Get boots of speed or something
tirkaroKujo: 	You have only used up 20 feet
Hughes: 	You have enough trinkets to sell
Ci: (( Wait, we can move DIAGONALLY? Since when? (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	....
tirkaroKujo: 	Nigga you could ALWAYS move diagonally (D)
Hughes: 	How does that work
tirkaroKujo: 	Fuck game were oyu playing (D)
Ci: (( I was doing this shit Pokemon style. ))
Hughes: 	Is it the 1-2-1 system?
tirkaroKujo: 	Just....move...diagonally
Hughes: 	As in how many fucking spaces does it take up (LOLWUT)
tirkaroKujo: 	Even Maptools itself counts diagonal as 1 space
Hughes: 	Ah
Ci: (( Alrighty ))
	Ci: 	Surprise! « 1d20+3+6 = 8 + 3 + 6 = 17 »
Ci: (( Nope. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	THIS AINT POKEMON U NEGROES
Hughes: 	No
tirkaroKujo: 	Actually it was enough
Hughes: 	Maptools uses 1-2-1
Ci: (( Oh nifty. ))
Hughes: 	What're you smokin
tirkaroKujo: 	Because oh god shit AC
tirkaroKujo: 	No, it does not
Hughes: 	Move one space diagonall
tirkaroKujo: 	Fuck Maptool are you using
Hughes: 	5 ft
Hughes: 	Move two
Hughes: 	15 ft
Hughes: 	That's 1-2-1 (CRS)
tirkaroKujo: 	....noo....
tirkaroKujo: 	Look, it clearly says 5
Hughes: 	YES
tirkaroKujo: 	When I move diagonally
Hughes: 	MOVE ANOTHER DAMN DIAGONAL SPACE MAN
Hughes: 	IT WILL SAY 15
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes
tirkaroKujo: 	Butt hat is not one space
Hughes: 	That is 1-2-1 (UN)
tirkaroKujo: 	Aaaah, wait, now I see
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope, still just enough
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU MUST FORGIVE THE TIRK FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO COUNT AT 5 AM
Hughes: 	m
	Ci: 	« 1d6+4d6 = 1 + 12 = 13 » *Bleeding Attack*
tirkaroKujo: 	Welp
Ci: (( Wooooooooow. Cheers craptools. Stay free. ))
Hughes: 	...
Hughes: 	Oh
Hughes: 	Right
Hughes: 	4 bleed damage right?
Ci: (( So he takes 4 damage per turn unless he heals, yes. ))
Hughes: 	No idea how long it last--ah
Hughes: 	I can..sorta do that.
	Terros: 	*I am indeed bleeding*
Hughes: 	Except it's damage/leve
Hughes: 	But they get a fort save
Hughes: 	(TIPSY)
Hughes: 	And I don't get a damn 5d6 attack with it
	Ci: 	Now...Tactical retreat! *Fast Getaway*
	Terros: 	Da, zengui!!!
	???: 	« 1d20+12 = 2 + 12 = 14 »« 1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17 » Broken Sinspawn powers gogogogogo
Hughes: 	.............
Hughes: 	OKAY
Hughes: 	NEVERMIND
Hughes: 	I AM SWITCHING THAT OUT
Hughes: 	AS I READ IT 100% WRONG
Hughes: 	IT IS NOT 1/LEVEL
Hughes: 	IT IS JUST 1 DAMAGE A ROUND.
	???: 	« 1d12+10 = 12 + 10 = 22 » obv only the second hits
Hughes: 	WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT (HIPPO)
Ci: (( And Max Payne ))
	Zi: 	*Does nuffin*
	Terros: 	*Bleeding damage*
Hughes: 	And that's a level 2 spell
Hughes: 	For 1 damage a round.
	Terros: 	ShaagooooOOoaa!
	Phantasm: 	Shoooo.....
	Terros: 	1000 easy candy exp
	Ci: 	He's down, let's roll girly! *waves Zi over*
	Ci: 	Not bad kiddo, you're pretty tough.
	???: 	Haa, thank you. But I am still in training. Still can't tell you how much of a relief it is to see a common-speaker around here.
	Ci: 	(If he's still in training I'm scared to see how strong he gets....)
You whisper to Phatthrice: okay what the shit
You whisper to Phatthrice: I thought I made this BLATANTLY OBVIOUS
You whisper to Phatthrice: but yeah, guess your Oracle won't be quite as redundant anymore (CHEW)
	Ci: 	This place is crazy....it's just one giant maze...
Hughes whispers: was that ghost just a healer?
Tokens dropped onto map 'Death Pass'
You whisper to Phatthrice: Aint sayin nothing but man am I mad
	???: 	Doesn't seem to be anything up ahead. Let's go.
Hughes whispers: (HIPPO)
Hughes whispers: you can always have it come back later
	Ci: 	We're almost free, lady! *smiles at Zi*
	Zi: 	Ha..ha, zaa, sha...
Hughes: 	*replaces boiling blood with pilfering hands*
Hughes: 	gonna be funny if I can't catch it
Hughes: 	Because if I don
Hughes: 	't
	Khnum: 	*Looks directly ahead, straight at you, arms crossed*
Hughes: 	IT just flies ten feet away from me
Hughes: 	Because lolololhaunted
	Ci: 	Oh great...
Ci: (( Aww shit. EZmac's in the house. ))
	???: 	Ah, I can see right in your arms! It must be a piece of your "forbidden technology" I see!
Hughes: 	I WOULD say it would be kind of redundant with a rogue
	Khnum: 	*Is indeed holding a small, golden object*
Hughes: 	But Ci has not once attempted to steal anything
Hughes: 	So I think I'm good there
	Khnum: 	So, common speakers I see.
	Khnum: 	Be lucky I'm one of the few capable of speaking such.
	???: 	Whatever. You going to hand over that or what?
Hughes: 	I don't think the language is actually supposed to be named "common"
Hughes: 	I think you're supposed to name it something
???: (( it's called Common ))
???: (( because Iaepetus is full of lazy asses ))
Hughes: 	hipsy
	Khnum: 	What, this? I see you're here to destroy our hard work. Obviously you would if you wish to take away the King's sacrifice.
Hughes: 	I probably should have been a heavens oracle come to think of it
Hughes: 	Since my name could be considered a pun on color hue
Hughes: 	But those are broken (CHEW)
Hughes: 	Or rather they have one broken revelation
	Ci: 	Sacrificing her won't help you lunatics any!
	???: 	So, is that some sort of copy? What are you planning on doing with that thing?
Hughes: 	How have they not discovered that you don't actually have to kill them
Hughes: 	As neither Jack nor Finne actually killed the person they stabbed
Hughes: 	Though Finne did use a life-stealing ability
	Khnum: 	It's far from a copy. And maybe you're right. There are other women out there capable of being catalysts if we look hard enough. But that is but a chore.
	Khnum: 	No, this right here is a different sort of Sepharim advancement. And behold, you are the lucky few test subjects at hand for it!
	???: 	Puh. As if.
	Ci: 	I'm sick of you egomaniacs yammering on about your plans...
	Khnum: 	Fine then. Enough talk, now show me what you have, you pigs!
	Khnum: 	« 1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23 »
Ci: (( BALLS. ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19 »
Ci: (( BALLS AGAIN ))
	???: 	« 1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16 »
	Zi: 	« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Woot perfect order (STAR)
Hughes: 	Well since MT ain't gonna ask
Hughes: 	Is this the same dagger as was used by Kingy in the vision
Hughes: 	slash Jack
Hughes: 	Slash me
tirkaroKujo: 	You can tell that it is some sort of dagger.
Hughes: 	Come to think of it
Hughes: 	I still have that dagger on me
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes, you do
Hughes: 	Which is stupid
Hughes: 	Sicne it's the only thing that can truly kill me probably
	Khnum: 	« 1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14 » Javelin @Ci
Ci: (( Nyope, worse aim than Hendrix ))
	Ci: 	*aims crossbow* « 1d20+3+6 = 7 + 3 + 6 = 16 »
Ci: (( Worse aim than Hendrix as well ))
tirkaroKujo: 	M
	???: 	« 1d20+14 = 5 + 14 = 19 » Eat axe if you're just gonna play around, knave!
	Hendrix: 	Today....is good day.
	???: 	« 1d12+10 = 10 + 10 = 20 »
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	Khnum: 	Ghuh...Hah*cracks neck* I have more stamina than you think, boy.
	Neil: 	Why did you even stat me at level 7 anyways
	Neil: 	The very least this won't go to waste (CHEW)
	Zi: 	*Yeah I got nothin*
	Neil: 	Fey sorcerer fits one of those characters really wel
	Neil: 	l
	Khnum: 	Bah. No use wasting time with you.
	Arte2: 	99 HP. Tankiest Pathfinder character ever, since the Barbarian's HP is not yet calc'd.
	Khnum: 	Now! Prepare to taste the last true progression of mortality! *Stabs with Dagger* « 1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23 »
	Khnum: 	« 1d4+2 = 4 + 2 = 6 »
	Arte2: 	We have just not used any damn cahracter with more than d8 HD yet
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Hughes: 	Er
Hughes: 	Unless you count Haze
Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU ARE NOW STABBED WITH DAGGER but nothing really happens
Hughes: 	But she doesn't even get full HD
	Khnum: 	Now, turn, heathen! Turn!
Hughes: 	>turn
Hughes: 	you undead no
Hughes: 	w
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU ARE TURNI- nah nothing is happening
Hughes: 	That's a pretty useless invention (D)
Hughes: 	It either does nothing or it turns your enemies unkillable (D)
Hughes: 	Though
Hughes: 	I expect whatahorriblenighttohaveacurse.jpg
Hughes: 	To come into play
Hughes: 	Also are you not going to kill him
	Ci: 	I.....what....? Whatever....« 1d20+3+6 = 5 + 3 + 6 = 14 » « 1d20+3+1 = 3 + 3 + 1 = 7 »
Ci: (( And miss twice. ))
Hughes: 	...
Hughes: 	Damn
	Khnum: 	*Steps back* Gah! Damn thing won't even work!
Hughes: 	YOU GOTTA STAB YOURSELF WITH IT
Hughes: 	DUMBASS
	???: 	« 1d20+14 = 19 + 14 = 33 »« 1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11 » Yeah, you're just a joke aren't you?
	???: 	« 1d12+10 = 10 + 10 = 20 »
Hughes: 	Oh
Hughes: 	Also
Hughes: 	MT, when you do a full-attack action
Hughes: 	You can still take one five-foot step
Hughes: 	Before or after the attacks
	Khnum: 	Buh! But my stamina is still enough to get me through!
Hughes: 	Full-round anything actaully
Ci: (( So I can still attack him now with two attacks? ))
Ci: (( Providing he doesn't move? ))
Hughes: 	When it's your turn yeah
Hughes: 	You can step in
Hughes: 	And hit him with two melee attacks
	Zi: 	Nan...saranga....« 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » *Attempts to sneak attack*
	Zi: 	Nasha...
Hughes: 	everyone a rogue
Hughes: 	though
Hughes: 	>+3
Hughes: 	she's just level 1
Hughes: 	Or she's Jack.
Ci: (( Zi's just Ci's unsuccessful assassin ancestor. ))
Khnum: (( she's level 3 actually ))
Hughes: 	and Sariel is Finne's
Hughes: 	Except he's probably a magus
Hughes: 	A terrible, terrible Magus with no touch spells.
	Khnum: 	Dammit! Looks like I'm gonna have to do this the usual way! Piece of crap! « 1d20+13 = 5 + 13 = 18 »« 1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25 »
	Khnum: 	« 1d8+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » *Jesus am I weak*
	Hughes: 	you shut up
	Hughes: 	I have 1d8+1
Ci: (( Diagonal is five feet (smirk) ))
	Hughes: 	You can attack diagonally anyhow
	Hughes: 	lol
tirkaroKujo: 	It is for one step
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+6 = 13 + 3 + 6 = 22 » « 1d20+3+1 = 2 + 3 + 1 = 6 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Apparently
Ci: (( MY GOD ))
	Hughes: 	The first one was above average (HIPPO)
Ci: (( Least I hit with the fi-oh hay sneak attack. ))
	Ci: 	« 1d6+4d6 = 5 + 11 = 16 »
	Khnum: 	Ghr! What am I missing!? For the sake of my research-!
	Khnum: 	1100 exp
	Hughes: 	I'm only left to wonder how the hell a haunted bartender oracle keeps his job
	Hughes: 	and has a longspear
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Hughes: 	As none of those things go together at all
Hughes: 	Oh
Hughes: 	And BTW
Hughes: 	75,000 Exp is next level
	Ci: 	Ow...son of a bitch....*kicks dagger away*
	Khnum: 	basically
Hughes: 	And...why is part of the water lava
Ci: (( It leads to a secret area ))
Hughes: 	Clearly that's what the guy was going for
tirkaroKujo: 	Basically
Hughes: 	To push him there
Hughes: 	To melt him
Hughes: 	Also
Hughes: 	You never asked this guy his name
Hughes: 	I only assume his name is GSC Rival
	???: 	Phew. What a joke.
Hughes: 	or dickbutts
	Zi: 	Senso, suide...
	Ci: 	Hmm?
	Zi: 	Ah....*Points at mark the dagger made*
	Zi: 	Suide.....narag? *Makes gesture that seems to signify pain of sorts*
	Ci: 	Huh? *shakes head* No, no. I'm fine. *points at wound and waves hands in front of face as if to say it's nothing*
	Zi: 	Hmm....
	???: 	So yeah, piece of junk is just an ordinary dagger. Have no idea what he was going with this, but I'm not complaining.
	Ci: 	*steps over body* Looks like we're...kinda almost there.
Hughes: 	CHRIS! I'M COMING! *Cure Critical Wounds the scratch*
Hughes: 	imagine if pathfinder had video game AI (CHEW)
	???: 	« 1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25 » *Looks around*
	Ci: 	So what's your name kid? You haven't said much beyond that you're training.
	???: 	Hmm, nothing beyond. It seems safe.
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+1+8 = 2 + 3 + 1 + 8 = 14 »
	???: 	Hmm, tell me yours first.
Hughes: 	« 4d8+8 = 21 + 8 = 29 »
Hughes: 	not bad
Ci: (( You are being a royal cunt today Mapfaggot ))
Hughes: 	Though really
Hughes: 	Cure critical Wounds should probably heal more than 4d8 (LOLWUT)
	Ci: 	That's not very gentlemanly, kid. *sticks out tongue* Ci; the name's Ci.
Hughes: 	Considering that yeah, it's the highest level of actual healing
	???: 	Ahh...I'm sorry, looks like I should act more gentlemanly in the future.....
Hughes: 	And the cap is 52 (HIPPO)
	???: 	Anyway, don't know why you wanted to know, but hey...
Hughes: 	...
	Russo: 	Name's Russo. Don't wear it out.
Hughes: 	(Y) (HIPPO) (Y)
	Whatatweest: 	;
Hughes: 	Ci: *pisses self*
Hughes: 	Also
Hughes: 	How did Russo get WEAKER over time (D)
	Whatatweest: 	Old age
Hughes: 	If he was like this when we fought him he'd have slaughtered us
	Whatatweest: 	obv
Hughes: 	HE'S A VAMPIRE (CRS)
Whatatweest: (( but no really, there's an explanation later on ))
Hughes: 	m
Whatatweest: (( I'll say no more than that ))
Hughes: 	He also never recognized us
Hughes: 	Oh
Hughes: 	Actually
Hughes: 	That makes sense (CHEW)
	Russo: 	...are you okay...?
Hughes: 	As she's not wearing her ninja clothes
	Ci: 	(Russo...?! So I really am in the past...but how far...? Am I even further back then where Finne and the pirates are....?)
Hughes: 	There's not really any proof that where Finne is is back in time
Hughes: 	(WARY)
	Ci: 	Huh?! Oh yeah, just got lost in thought for a second there...*turns to Zi* And...hrm....*points at self* I'm Ci...*points at Russo* Russo..*points to Zi* What's your name?
	Zi: 	Na...naran? Zi.
	Russo: 	Alright, well, up ahead should be the exit. Aught to be an easy way out of this island. You coming with? Because I know I'm high-tailing it.
Hughes: 	>yfw Zi and Sariel end up together and Finne and Ci are actually related
Hughes: 	>SOMEFUCKINGHOW
Hughes: 	How long has this planet even been here
Russo: (( for about as long as the Earth has ))
	Ci: 	*nods* I think Zi and I should get as far away from these people as possible...
Hughes: 	...oh...
Russo: (( also you are looking way too into it PC (HIPPO) ))
Hughes: 	Well...
Hughes: 	I thought Superdeath created this place (LOLWUT)
Hughes: 	And just nobody noticed
Hughes: 	For four billion years
Hughes: 	That he was trying to take over the universe
Russo: (( nigga, he only LATER started taking out the universe ))
Hughes: 	Well
Russo: (( it was even stated he only did this a short while ago ))
Hughes: 	I'm assuming this is only a dream
Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
Hughes: 	A dream that somehow gives Exp
	Sumamesh: 	Aaah....well, it seems I have done well now....no...no, wait, not all is completely well...still, my power to keep you here weakens....
Hughes: 	I thought you meant like
Hughes: 	He created the planet when he started going insane
	Russo: 	Hmm? Hey, Ci, are you alright...? You look all....flickery...
	Ci: 	*looks at self* What...? But...but I haven't gotten her to safety yet...!
	Russo: 	Huh? Is something dragging you away?
	Zi: 	Sa-sazan! Sarak matuji!
Hughes: 	But yes
	Sumamesh: 	I can't.....I'm sorry......
	Sumamesh: 	Maybe....later.....
Hughes: 	I doubt she's your direct ancestor
Hughes: 	Since y'know
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, you may say one last thing before you flicker back to the present Ci
Hughes: 	>virgin sacrifice
Hughes: 	and all
Hughes: 	Scumbag MT says nothing
Hughes: 	I'd be like "RUSSO! DON'T FUCKING GO INSANE! AND PLEASE GET THIS REDHEAD OFF ME. KTHXBYE"
	Ci: 	P-..please protect her...! Make sure nothing happens to her!
	Russo: 	Wh...wha...well, okay, sure. Should be easy enough...
	Russo: 	But I tho-
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH54cp2ggFk
Ci: (( And teach her fuckin English! >:( ))
Hughes: 	YOU STILL SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SEN (CRS)
Hughes: 	SO WE COULD HAVE A FUCKING USEFUL DMPC
tirkaroKujo: 	And so yes, Spawn back on the bizarre ruins
Hughes: 	LIKE RUSSO HIMSELF
Tokens dropped onto map 'Bizarre Ruins'
tirkaroKujo: 	Where you WENT THROUGH A PORTAHL IN TIYEM obviously
	Captain Senchou: 	Gah! You're finally up!
	Trecka: 	GOODNESS GRACIOUS! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Tokens dropped onto map 'Bizarre Ruins'
	Ci: 	*blinks* What the...? What....what happened...?
Tokens dropped onto map 'Bizarre Ruins'
Hughes: 	I'd have been left there forever (SAD)
Hughes: 	Or well
Hughes: 	Finne would have
Hughes: 	Nobody can hate Hughes
Hughes: 	With his 19 Charisma
	Sumamesh: 	If I don't die....try coming back tommorrow.
Ci: (( Challenge Accepted (D) ))
Hughes: 	He's also actually friendly (D)
	Sumamesh: 	I will hold out for as long as i can.
Hughes: 	Though he will not come off as such.
Hughes: 	Because he only speaks in 4-word sentences
	Ci: 	Wait...! (Damn....he's gone...)
	Wham: 	Eh meng, you just looked at this statue or something, and allva sudden, this bright light flashed.....
	Captain Senchou: 	Yeah, and then you fell to the floor, pupils outta your eyes!
	Trecka: 	Hmm, perhaps this was not such a good idea! Let us head back to the village at once!
Hughes: 	Cultists: I THINK NOT (SMIRK)
Hughes: 	Cazador: Well there's still me (FEDUP)
	Ci: 	(Was that just a vision...? Or was I actually changing the past....?)
	Trecka: 	Come now! It is getting quite late!
	Hendrix: 	I UNNO CI, LEMME ASK THE CRYSTAL BALL (D)
	Hendrix: 	why does he even still have this thing
	Hendrix: 	and I assume it only plays Two and a Half Men reruns
	Captain Senchou: 	Still, did you experience anything while knocked out? Anything at all?
Tokens dropped onto map 'Bizarre Ruins'
Hughes: 	Scumbag Ci: Naw.
	Ci: 	I...well...I'm not entirely sure...it all felt so real but...
Hughes: 	Also...
Hughes: 	going way back to the sinspawn shit
	Captain Senchou: 	Hmm, perhaps it was just a specter messing around. *Yawn* I need some freakin' sleep, what a waste....
Hughes: 	Why do the Greedspawns, who are seven fucking feet tall
Hughes: 	Become Rogues
Hughes: 	While the tiny-ass Envyspawn become Rangers
Hughes: 	You'd think that would be counterproductive for both of them
Hughes: 	And I think MT may've passed out
Hughes: 	wary
Ci: (( Nope ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Ah well
Tokens dropped onto map 'Bizarre Ruins'
	Trecka: 	Fine then! Leaving for the village it is!
	Ci: 	Sounds like the best idea for now...*nod*...*looks back*....
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay, let's get this piece over with quick
Hughes: 	This who now
Ci: (( http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae114/AudioxFade/vlcsnap-2010-01-24-21h52m35s36.png ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You fast travel to the village, and little else gets done. You proceed to go to sleep, though Finne clearly already has that covered
Ci: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8 ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Upon going to sleep, you recieve a dream. Or rather, a vision...both of you do.
Hughes: 	For some reason I've been listening to this on loop for the past seventeen evers
Hughes: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tna0Mmu1XlI&feature=relmfu
Hughes: 	>MFW I JUST NOW HAVE THE VISION
tirkaroKujo: 	YES
Hughes: 	>BEEN PASSED OUT ALL DAMN DAY (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU JUST NOW HAVE THE VISION
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	Tazoc: 	*Angrily lashing about* Seng Marak Zi!? Seng Marak Zi!?!
	Sariel: 	Sendo....samachui ra....
	Dark Finne: 	They sure do love Sen an awful lot
	Tazoc: 	*Holds the Dagger in hand* Zaaa...So mui ga ron nosui Zi!
	Sariel: 	Sha- Sharoks da mo!
	Dark Finne: 	And then Finne ceased to exist
	Dark Finne: 	Also, he's a damn pussy, why didn't he run away (SAD)
	Tazoc: 	GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Thrusts the knife down on Sariel*
tirkaroKujo: 	And the dream ends there. No commenting on it until tommorow obv
	Dark Finne: 	...
	Dark Finne: 	Ah
	Ci: 	Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit the real fooooooooolk blues.
	Dark Finne: 	I...probably get it
	Dark Finne: 	Then again I'm probably wrong
tirkaroKujo: 	Well, no in-character commenting on it obv
	Hughes: 	the real folk hughes
tirkaroKujo: 	BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP NYUGGAS
	Hughes: 	I'm going to assume that that was the same dagger the other dude had, somehow
	Hughes: 	And just turns Sariel into god, again, somehow
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, this session was quite a session
	Dark Finne: 	not for me it wasn't
tirkaroKujo: 	I know (fedup)
	Ci: 	Quite a "ci"ssion
	Hughes: 	I would kill you for that
tirkaroKujo: 	But hey, you'll recover by tommorrow.
	Hughes: 	But sadly I'm not that kind of Oracle (SAD)
tirkaroKujo: 	Although, aw fuck, let me get this off my chest here now that the session is over
tirkaroKujo: 	MT, WHY U NO STEAL ANYTHING.
	Hughes: 	This is about the thing.
	Hughes: 	It's about the thing.
	Ci: 	I dunno lol
	Ci: 	But I used a whole fuckton of my skills today (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Srsly
tirkaroKujo: 	I was like, this close to convolutedly railroading you into taking SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW HOW.
	Hughes: 	He doesn't mean in-combat steal
	Hughes: 	he means loot
	Hughes: 	hippo
	Hughes: 	Leave the combat stealing to me
tirkaroKujo: 	SHIT MAN THOUGHT I GAVE 9001 CLUES SAYING "LOOT ME PLZ" But noooo
	Hughes: 	since people can't do AoO against me
	Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
tirkaroKujo: 	The ONE TIME where I EXPECT YOU TO STEAL SHIT you just steal nothing and all those things I planned ahead were wasted (cryshotzo)
tirkaroKujo: 	I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just, bah.
	Ci: 	I'll go loot the dead dinosaur if it makes you feel better.
tirkaroKujo: 	Nah sorry, I look like a total asswipe DM now.
	Hughes: 	Well
	Hughes: 	Considering you said that item might be hilariously broken
	Hughes: 	It might have been for the better
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, ignore that tantrum back there.
tirkaroKujo: 	I'm just a whiny brat.
	Hughes: 	Although we need to start looting people more yes
	Hughes: 	As I need a damned handy haversack
	Hughes: 	As do you
	Hughes: 	They';re not even expensive (FEDUP)
	Ci: 	If it makes you feel any better this session was exactly what I wanted though :3
	Hughes: 	Finne not existing?
	Ci: 	With Ci actually being plot relevant o3o
	Hughes: 	You might have to take the role on once Hughes comes into play
	Hughes: 	Since the whole "four words at a time" thing would hinder any leadership abilities
	Ci: 	I still miss my Sensen and assume I pretty much doomed her existence because of fucking with Russo's past but...
	Hughes: 	I want to actually play Hughes already, since I don't think he'll be much like a normal phatcattian character
	Hughes: 	Though I will have to wait un--
	Hughes: 	We can't get back
	Hughes: 	Can we
	Hughes: 	As we have no boat
	Hughes: 	And all of these people are retarded
tirkaroKujo: 	I was quite surprised Ci's reaction to suddenly, Russo, was less "OH GOD IT'S RUSSO" and more "Wow, shit I'm in the past, damn"
	Hendrix: 	Hey, I sent a search party out. Not my fault they favor parfaits and killing over you.
	Hendrix: 	Also I mentioned this before
	Hendrix: 	But somehow Hendrix's tokens have been getting more and more tan
tirkaroKujo: 	But yes, Russo clearly has quite a while before becoming a jackass, so Zi is probably safe
	Hendrix: 	so she's deader than dead
	Hendrix: 	>mfw Zi is actually Sen's ancestor
	Hughes: 	i never actually came up with a world for this guy
	Hughes: 	Or...maybe I did (HMM)
	Hughes: 	That'll do.
	Hughes: 	*listens to Heyayayayaya*
tirkaroKujo: 	But yes, this session went quite well, aside from
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0AGsimmts me acting like this
tirkaroKujo: 	because WHY U NO LOOT FFFFFFFUCK
	Hughes: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr4IxMgHdDY&feature=related Ci this entire session
tirkaroKujo: 	Man I remember the early 2000s internet
	Hughes: 	Probably
tirkaroKujo: 	Good ol' Juvenile 12 year old humor everywhere
	Ci: 	Also
	Ci: 	Srsly did not see that being Russo o3o
	Ci: 	Blew mah goddamn mind
	Whatatweest: 	orly
	Ci: 	WHATATWEEST INDEED.
	Hughes: 	Well
	Hughes: 	He WAS hacking people's heads off
	Whatatweest: 	Not even death can save one from my hard-on for reoccuring characters
	Hughes: 	Well
	Hughes: 	There's technically no proof Russo died (CHEW)
	Hughes: 	Especially considering he's undead
	Ci: 	If he's not dead....
	Ci: 	Then Hendrix is just a train jumping retard.
	Hughes: 	Well
	Hughes: 	He still won the battle
	Hughes: 	(CEW)
	Hughes: 	(CHEW)*
	Ci: 	Train jumping retard (D)
	Hughes: 	Yeah well
	Hughes: 	You're a cow (D)
	Hughes: 	A flat-chested cow.
	Sen in a cow suit: 	Moo
	Hughes: 	A SLUTTY flat-chested cow.
	Whatatweest: 	I HAVE SECURED SENISHIBA
	Hughes: 	Naw
	Hughes: 	Sen's dead
	Hughes: 	Superdead
	Hughes: 	Along with Yuki
	Hughes: 	And everyone else we've not encountered yet
	Hughes: 	Hell Sen is both dead
	Hughes: 	And erased from all existence
	Whatatweest: 	That Sen, always getting herself in trouble.
	Whatatweest: 	TO THINK YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED HER
	Hughes: 	We DIDN'T.
	Hughes: 	According to MT.
	Whatatweest: 	IF I JUST MADE THE SOUTH OF NANODA SOUND MORE APPEALING.
	Hughes: 	mippo
	Hughes: 	Well
	Hughes: 	She's gone now
	Hughes: 	So we need a replacement scrappy
	Hughes: 	And not Banpai (D)
	Hughes: 	...
	Hughes: 	Actually we will probably never see Banpai again
	Hughes: 	Or anyone in Kilad
	Haze: 	Thank the lord for that.
	Whatatweest: 	Also
	Whatatweest: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDftyQ96ZVs&feature=relmfu
	Whatatweest: 	Never got a chance to post Zi's theme (sad)
	Hughes: 	mippo
	Whatatweest: 	And yes, the Sepharim language is mainly based on the gibberish used in the Nier songs
	Whatatweest: 	I should have remembered to use that more to my advantage.
	Hughes: 	hippo
	Hughes: 	But yes
	Hughes: 	Ci's technically the main character now
	Hughes: 	As both Hendrix and Finne were arc characters apparently
	Whatatweest: 	slash PC hates sticking to one character
	Hughes: 	And Sen is dead
	Hughes: 	I couldn't stick to Hendrix
	Hughes: 	And Finne has been turned terribly unfun to play
	Hughes: 	I figure I may as well try and get it right
	Whatatweest: 	Well, at least Hughes will be useful this time.
	Whatatweest: 	And not redundant to the totally awesome thing I had planned for Ci to steal, but noooo (fedup)
	Hughes: 	Hughes is really the only friendly character I statted
	Lionel: 	That wasn't prone to fighting everything that moves
	Arte2: 	Well I guess Arte is sort of friendly, but he's Haze-level snarky dickwad
	Daimon : 	...actually they're basically all nice in some way (D)
	Neil: 	Except this guy.
	Neil: 	This guy's a total asshole.
	Tessa: 	And I don't even count this one as being sttated
	Tessa: 	Because there is no way I'm using her in this game
	Tessa: 	As not only is she level one
	Tessa: 	But too many females already
	Tessa: 	or rather, too many nice ones.
	Neil: 	But yes, I expect Neil to be killed off the very session he comesu p
	Neil: 	If he is ever needed
	Whatatweest: 	And it will be hilarious
	Neil: 	Which really you'd have to kill off/ruin 4 other characters
	Neil: 	It will be even more hilarious
	Neil: 	When you can't kill him off if you ever play my game (CHEW)
	Neil: 	Though they're not really the same
	Whatatweest: 	Challengeaccepted.jpg
	Neil: 	They'd both still be Fey Sorcerers
	Neil: 	Whose whole concept is "be a dick to everyone and love it"
	Ephidel: 	*never amounted to anything*
	Whatatweest: 	Poor guy
	Neil: 	Although
	Whatatweest: 	Still, you probably would have hated where that Campaign was headed.
	Neil: 	You probably will be able to kill me
	Neil: 	because
	Neil: 	>d6
	Neil: 	even toughness cannot fix d6 hit die
	Whatatweest: 	In your campaign, right
	Neil: 	Yeah
	Neil: 	Though it will never be played anyhow
	Neil: 	Because MT will not play, and I don't blame him
	Whatatweest: 	I'll convince him to give you one chance
	Lionel: 	Also I'm two levels behind now
	Lionel: 	(SAD)
	Whatatweest: 	One chance, that's all you get
	Whatatweest: 	Although I will be pulling out a lot of PCian bullshit later on
	Whatatweest: 	And by that, I mean....
	Hughes: 	I will say this though
	Hughes: 	There will be no
	Hughes: 	Fucking cults
	Hughes: 	In my campaign
	Whatatweest: 	orly
	Hughes: 	EVERY campaign has had a cult of some sort
	Hughes: 	EVERY SINGLE ONE
	Whatatweest: 	Well yes
	Whatatweest: 	They are very easy to form a plot hook around
	Whatatweest: 	Cliches exist for a reason
	Hughes: 	I have enough characters thought up to throw a plot hook out at any time
	Hughes: 	Especially since
	Hughes: 	Y'know
	Hughes: 	One of them is a Fey Sorcerer and could literally force you to do something for the hell of it
	Hughes: 	Though you will probably be unable to piss him off that much
	Whatatweest: 	And if it does come to that, your campaign is over
	Whatatweest: 	Unless we can somehow kill him.
	Hughes: 	Of course you could kill him, he has d6. Though
	Hughes: 	If you ragequit
	Hughes: 	Because he forces you to tell him your name
	Hughes: 	And then calls you a good little girlie and tosses you a lollipop
	Hughes: 	You are probably not prepared for Neil
	Whatatweest: 	NO I AM NOT GOING TO DO THE BERRIES AND CREAM DANCE (d)
	Hughes: 	though again, he is one out of abotu 19
	Hughes: 	Most of which aren't exactly evil
	Hughes: 	Hell he's not even evil
	Ci: 	Where's mah Sensen? ;_;
	Hughes: 	He's just a fairy
	Ci: 	Everyone I love diiiiiiiiiiiiies.
	Whatatweest: 	Patience young one
	Hughes: 	Also
	Hughes: 	you are not one to complain about railroading (D)
	Hughes: 	Especially since what he'd force you to do wouldn't in itself be railroading. He'd probably make you go get him coffee or something and you'd meet someone else would have the plot hook. Of course, this assumes you ever even MEET the guy. It's not technically a requirement to do so
	Whatatweest: 	There is but a difference between
	Whatatweest: 	Suggesting to go a specific location of the PCs obviously have no idea what to do
	Whatatweest: 	And
	Hughes: 	It's basically a failsafe for if you people are just loitering around the town doing absolutely nothing
	Hughes: 	Like we did in Kilad
	Whatatweest: 	I AM FEY SORCERER, DO MY BIDDING FOR MY MIND CONTROL FETISH
	Hughes: 	To force you to go somewhere where something could happen
	Hughes: 	It's not like he'd actually completely control you (HIPPO)
	Hughes: 	But again. This is if you ever go to that one specific city
	Hughes: 	Which hey you probably will, but then again we've been to 2/877 in this one so far
	Ci: 	I miss Sen >:
	Hughes: 	Also if any of the others are around they could break the spell
	Hughes: 	Which in itself could set up a plot hook concerning them
	Hughes: 	(SMIRK)
	Hughes: 	There's lots of ways to work it without it being direct railroading
	Hughes: 	And Sen is dead
	Hughes: 	And nonexistent
	Whatatweest: 	Geez, now I feel like
	Whatatweest: 	*spoilers, but I still gotta get this off my chest*
	Whatatweest: 	What actually did end up happening to Sen will now feel completely stupid and anticlimactic.
	Whatatweest: 	Compared to all the expectations
	Hughes: 	We're kind of joking about the whole dead thing
	Hughes: 	(WARY)
	Whatatweest: 	NIGGA I CAN'T TELL
	Ci: 	I never said she was dead =(
	Hughes: 	I HOPE SHE IS (D)
	Ci: 	I just said I missed her =(
	Hughes: 	Why do you even want her around
	Hughes: 	She's like your annoying lesbian little sister
	Hughes: 	Who is older than you
	Ci: 	Because I like her character =(
	Hughes: 	I need to change some of these heroes though
	Hughes: 	Because I didn't actually change their tokens when I got that giant pack from tirk
	Hughes: 	Also
	Hughes: 	Even if Sen does come back
	Hughes: 	I'm entirely assuming we will indeed never see Kilad again
	Hughes: 	Also, I'm guessing Sen was forced into the moocow thing about
	Hughes: 	again*
	Whatatweest: 	AINT SAYIN NOTHIN
	Hughes: 	Because no, I don't think we need to go to kilad for Hughes to appear
	Ci: 	We need to eventually (D)
	Hughes: 	In fact we most certainly don't unless there';s a rule against his backstory or something
	Hughes: 	We only need to go
	Hughes: 	For the crystal
	Ci: 	To get the death star (D)
	Ci: 	Also, I have this token thing
	Ci: 	That lets me send a bird to someone to deliver a message (CHEW)
	Hughes: 	You could probably use that.
	Hughes: 	There a range limit?
	Hughes: 	And why the fuck do my characters all speak Abyssal
	Ci: 	ELEVEN LANGUAGES NIGGA (D)
	Tessa: 	Except for me
	Tessa: 	I speak Dwarven
	Tessa: 	For...whatever reason.
	Whatatweest: 	>can be used to deliver a small written message unerringly to a designated target.
	Whatatweest: 	So yeah, she can just send it to Jupiter or some shit
	Ci: 	I should just waste it
	Ci: 	Just send Hendrix a message that says "loldicks"
	Whatatweest: 	No
	Hendrix: 	I do not regret sending Karkand to search for you D()
	Whatatweest: 	You must do this
	Whatatweest: 	http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa23/Ookami_Mel/1209316403209.png
	Ci: 	I haven't seen that image
	Ci: 	In sooooooo long.
	Daimon : 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKY (CD)
	Daimon : 	even though this guy is a barbarian
	Daimon : 	so he can't really run
	Daimon : 	Because if he does, once rage wears off, they just catch up anyhow (HIPPO)
	Daimon : 	Though he could beg I suppose
	Zi: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1CjxQXXA7o (CDNIGGACD)
	Zi: 	I have grown oddly attached to Zi, despite being a plot device for essentially an escort mission.
	Zi: 	And only being able to speak gibberish
	Ci: 	That was some mother fuckin Ico bullshit there.
	Whatatweest: 	Clearly, clearly....
	Whatatweest: 	Once Pathfinder goes the way of PTA
	Whatatweest: 	I should just run a campaign in MAID RPG
	Hughes: 	I'd see some use there.
	Whatatweest: 	That's just based on a Harem Anime plot
	Hughes: 	Oh god no I wouldn't.
	Hughes: 	Unless I was the main character
	Hughes: 	or it was a reverse harem I guess
	Whatatweest: 	And the harem is entirely the 9001 female NPCs from Tirk Pathfinder
	Whatatweest: 	And if this campain plays all the way through, 9001 would actually not be an exaggerated number.
	Hughes: 	INDEED (D)
	Whatatweest: 	Zi would just be that funny foreigner who pronounces everything wrong to hilarious effect
	Whatatweest: 	And does constant bizarre rituals from her homeland of Jooshsimsimsalabimistan
	Hughes: 	that monster
	Whatatweest: 	Like THAT'S MY HORSE (d)
	Hughes: 	her horse is amazing
	Neil: 	Also, dammit, I statted someone with a pants-on-head-retarded hair color (SAD)
	Tessa: 	though I guess orange isn't much better
	Daimon : 	Or...whitish pink?
	Daimon : 	I have no idea
	Druid: 	However, whatever I come up with in MAID won't end up being as X-rated as Pathfinder
	Druid: 	Especially not in your campaign that you will find some way to fuck up
	Hughes: 	Hey
	Hughes: 	At least there won't be massive amounts of lesbians
	Hughes: 	I want a world that can actually reproduce enough to sustain life, thank you very muc
	Hughes: 	h
	Druid: 	Because I will have no qualms about forcing my Lesbian rape time on your populace
	Druid: 	As opposed to being the DM, where I have to write to an audience
	Hughes: 	Unless you're a Fey sorcerer yourself
	Hughes: 	it probably wouldn't work too well (HIPPO)
	Neil: 	Although really, the stuff I mentioned up there more fits Neil
	Neil: 	Whereas the other guy would probably just make you leave him alone
	Neil: 	Unless you're not boring
	Neil: 	But you will be.
	Neil: 	Unless you're a very funny bard (D)
	Druid: 	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Mystery_of_the_Druids_Coverart.jpg
	Druid: 	I love how the druids cover art
	Druid: 	is now just a restricted image
	Druid: 	on wikipedia
	Neil: 	hippo
	Druid: 	Due to being the go-to image for /v/ vandalism
	Ci: 	Final boss of Pathfinder will obviously be Mr. Ando
	Druid: 	Actually, I'll be a bit relieved once this arc is over
	Ci: 	Whyzat?
	Druid: 	As I'll finally be able to go back to simply throwing random-ass crap at you with little rhyme or reason
	Hughes: 	YOu ain't already doin that?
	Druid: 	This arc is actually very plot-relevant
	Druid: 	I mean, overall, campaign-wise plot
	Ci: 	There needs to be moar Swallow Whole in general (D)
	Druid: 	It's pretty important
	Hughes: 	It is?
	Hughes: 	Well shit
	Druid: 	Shit was that a spoiler, I can't even tell anymore
	Hughes: 	We'll have entirely forgotten all of this by level 20
	Hughes:
	Hughes: 	Fuck you Maptool
	Hughes: 	Hughes will have never known it in the first place
	Hughes: 	Unless like
	Hughes: 	SuperFinne shows up later as an NPC
	Druid: 	There will be lots and lots of trolling later on, I'll say that
	Druid: 	Just hope you won't ragequit on a specific one
	Hughes: 	Normally I would say I'd be okay
	Druid: 	Because it'll get a wee bit brutal
	Hughes: 	With my 19 Charisma in a world full of women
	Hughes: 	But they're all lesbians
	Hughes: 	Also
	Hughes: 	We'll probably just
	Hughes: 	Y'know
	Hughes: 	Die
	Hughes: 	(HIPPO)
	Hughes: 	Except MT won't
	Hughes: 	Because you will not kill off Ci
	Hughes: 	But will kill off every one of my PCs
	Hughes: 	Even though yes, I do like them all.
	Hughes: 	And would prefer to actually play them
	Hughes: 	But that is just not possible it seems
	Druid: 	I'll give you a slight, slight sneak preview of something, just so you actually prepare for it later on
	Henry: 	;
	Hughes: 	Hippo
	Hughes: 	Although, really
	Hughes: 	>prepare
	Hughes: 	>spontaneous spellcaster
	Hughes: 	I am ALWAYS prepared (D)
	Hughes: 	Also
	Hughes: 	I could eliminatea good deal of these hippos I assume
	Hughes: 	By just getting the "YOU SHALT NOT LIE" spell
tirkaroKujo: 	Honestly, you probably can you broken bastard
	Hughes: 	Hughes isn't broken though (SAD)
	Whatatweest: 	Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
	Hughes: 	Well
	Hughes: 	He DOES have Summon Monster II
	Hughes: 	III*
	Whatatweest: 	mother of god
	Hughes: 	But so does
	Hughes: 	Y'know
	Hughes: 	EVERY SINGLE SPELLCASTER
	Hughes: 	EVER
	Whatatweest: 	Now do you get where I'm going with "Spellcasters are considered broke"
	Hughes: 	Spellcasters with summons are considered broken (CHEW)
	Arte2: 	And honestly
	Arte2: 	I am FAR, FAR more broken than that faggot
	Arte2: 	With Deadly Aim, Rapidshot, Manyshot, full BAB, and everything else you could think of
	Whatatweest: 	Anyway, aside from that
	Whatatweest: 	I would like to sleep sometime soon
	Arte2: 	Probably not