Nintendo Direct 3.8.2018 Reactions

I slept through last nights direct so alot of ya'll missed out on my totally fuckin annoyin live tweets that i always get complaints about so here all of it is in pastebin form.

Expect lots of ahhs. I havent actually seen anything outside of Smash obviously.

Alright right off the bat im fuckin hype. I love Wario Ware dude holy shit. Especially fuckin Smooth Moves and Mega Micro Games.
Wario Ware Gold aight not bad.

Oh boy that Dillon game I never cared for and stuff. NEEEEXT.

NO FUCKING WAY
NO FUCKING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
REMAKE OF MY FAVOURITE M&L GAME ARE YOU KIDDIIIIIING
OK THE ART STYLE IS GROSS COMPARED TO THE OG BUT FUCK DUDE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Bowser JR DLC? hmmmmmmm alright i'll see
2019???? FUCK

ok i'm actually interested in Detective Pikachu. I like me some detective games.
rip Danny DeVito tho
Hype for that movie too.

Luigis Mansion 1 remake? On 2s Engine? YES please. I'm aok with this.
Can't wait to see the LUL 3DS comments on this one. If it can run it then id prefer it over a Switch ver honestly
I like how they HAD to point out that the map is YES displayed on the bottom screen

alright 3ds done gimme that switch baby

Kirby LUL
nah I kid this looks fun but I'm not a fan of the newer Kirby compared to the older stuff (GBA and SNES)
RICK HA
FUCKIN MARX. THAT EVIL MF.

Okami Switch? I can dig. It'll probably be $40 more than the PS4 version so I'll stick with that version.

I dont like Sushi NEXT
ok this is anime as heck. what did i expect from Sushi.

ok this im interested in. I love FF6 and dont mind FF4 and FF5 so this game will tickle my fancy perfectly.
SHE CAN PURCHASE
WHAT A GODDESS
ah theres the generic "my sibling died, must revenge"
Dual Job System? Aight I can get with this honestly.
That Break and Weak gave me Xenoblade and Persona vibes uh oh.
oh boy limited edition that i wont spend money on because do I LOOK LIKE A
"we listened to you" thanks.

HOO BOY
HERE WE GO
oh travis you look beautiful
more Overhead than behind the back? I can get with this.
WAS THAT MFIN DESTROYMAN. UR ASS SHOULD BE IN HALF.
spawns a Toilet out of thin air. stay classy Travis.

Dark Souls. That game I own 3 times.
But still only played Bloodborne.
HOPE AND DESPAIR YOU SAY. MAKOTO NAEGI THIS BOY AINT.
"Try before you buy". Of that game from 10 years ago.
PRAISE THE SUN AMIIBO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
actually fuckin dead
rip me

blah blah blah money i dont have blah blah blah "please give us $50 extra"

>mario tennis
no thank you. i prefer sega superstar tennis.
next please
this shit got 6 minutes? i know it was the main game but JEEZ
AND HE SCORES THAT SHOT OR SOMETHING. WHAT A LAD.

never played Captain Toad outside of 3D World and even then it was ok

SANS UNDERTALE
AT THIS TIME OF DAY
IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY ON MY SWITCH
I MEAN I HAVE IT ON VITA AND PC BUT ILL TAKE IT AGAIN TY

oh hey Peanut and his rag tag of buddies were right!
cool im getting this version. even if its like $60. worth it just to play on the go honestly.
also still havent even touched the PS4 version so its a good excuse.

I hate indie games with FEELING and DEVELOPMENT. GET IT OUTTA MY FACEEE!"!"""!!2111!!
im sure little nightmares is good but no thank YOU!

AWW YEAH SOUTH PARK
my nigga had to say fractured but whole and didnt dance around it
what a lad
yeah i'll get this probably. i still want this game cause i loved the first one

ah yes theres my 3rd version of Hyrule Warriors
and i will purchase it AGAIN
fuckin god dammit i gotta start the grind again

i didnt play Arms or will ever play Arms NEXT

I still need Splat Tim 2 but i know damn well the game will be dead when i buy it so maybe Splat Tim 3?
my girl Marina hnnnnng
(not a furry)
if only it was the 8th update cause then the octo name would be hilarious
oooh more story. neat. people wanted it, they got it.

ok I saw the Smash reveal already before this but that is still an hilarious CURVE they through
BotW Link would be interesting. Dunno how the Splat Kids will work?

ok that was pretty good
I want BiS Remake. Luigis Mansion. Sans Undertale and Crash NST Switch.
Ironically all games I already own. Aye aye aye. This is how you squeeze money out of me.

ok BYE