Dry Bowser's Subway Predicament

Dry Bowser was relaxing on a bench at Super Bell Highway, watching the subway trains go by as he nodded his skull, until he noticed a couple of karts zipping by with Miis riding in them, one of them chucking a winged spiny blue shell at the train, causing it to derail as it approached the stairs. Dry Bowser was quick to jump right up, the skeletal reptilian noticing how bizarre it was that the train went out of control.

"The hell? What did these stupid Miis do this time?" Dry Bowser muttered as he brushed his red hair, the entire subway station shaking from the collateral damage the derailed subway train was causing, grabbing a glider and sailing over the subway tracks as he noticed more Mii racers crashing into trains.

Dry Bowser: Damn it, who gave these idiots driver licenses? None of them know how to drive...

The chaos that the Mii racers were causing within the subway caused more panic as all the people waiting to ride the trains were fleeing as several of the trains continued crashing, with Dry Bowser deciding to put an end to the chaos as he landed at the starting line, prepared to halt the Mii racers. They broke the skeletal reptile into various bony parts. This is was ultimately set him off, as he used his black magic to reanimate himself and dash after the racers, zapping them with lightning and causing their kart vehicles to explode, with him blasting some of them by firing blue flames at them. One last Mii racer snickered as she glanced behind, chucking a blue shell back at Dry Bowser, who smirked as he caught it in his hands.

"You don't know these items well, do you?" Dry Bowser said as he began to laugh, letting go of the blue shell as it went right back to
the lone Mii racer, destroying her kart in the process as Dry Bowser let out a satisfied sigh of content, going back to sitting down on the couch as the light went off all around the station, with maintenance being called in as subway trains were derailed everywhere on the race track, with there being no more races as a result.