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  1. [22:43] * migraineSluice [MS] began pestering pigBurner [PB]
  2. [22:43] <pigBurner> yo
  3. [22:43] <migraineSluice> Hey PB, guess what?
  4. [22:43] <pigBurner> whaddup
  5. [22:43] <migraineSluice> You're a nazi
  6. [22:43] <pigBurner> FUCK YOU
  7. [22:43] <pigBurner> seriosuly come
  8. [22:43] <pigBurner> on
  9. [22:43] <migraineSluice> Worse. You're a descendant of Hitler
  10. [22:44] <pigBurner> OH COME ON
  11. [22:45] <migraineSluice> Okay. So now it's your turn. Make up a way that can be made a worse insult
  12. [22:46] <migraineSluice> C'mon, we talked about this. You can do it!
  13. [22:46] <pigBurner> uhg
  14. [22:46] <pigBurner> i don't really know what will sound not stupid
  15. [22:46] <migraineSluice> The point is sounding stupid
  16. [22:47] <pigBurner> sure?
  17. [22:47] <migraineSluice> 100%
  18. [22:47] <pigBurner> i'm not good at this crap
  19. [22:47] <migraineSluice> Here, I'll do one more just to prove it
  20. [22:47] <migraineSluice> Worse. You're literally Hitler who came to the future in a time machine powered by capitalism
  21. [22:49] <migraineSluice> C'mon PB, you can do it. I promise not to laugh or make fun or anything
  22. [22:49] <migraineSluice> Well, make any more fun than I usually do
  23. [22:50] <pigBurner> I'm fucking awful at this
  24. [22:50] <pigBurner> ya know it
  25. [22:50] <migraineSluice> Try
  26. [22:50] <migraineSluice> Just once
  27. [22:50] <migraineSluice> Please.
  28. [22:51] <pigBurner> like what will i say, you are a complete idiot with now rince or reason to what you say and your head is full of capitalist propagandea
  29. [22:51] <migraineSluice> Well
  30. [22:51] <migraineSluice> I was thinking more along the lines of you saying "Worse, I'm also a killer robot Hitler with a capitalist time machine"
  31. [22:52] <migraineSluice> Just keep on making it worse. S'how the game goes
  32. [22:52] <pigBurner> i'm not sure i want to dot aht to be hoenst
  33. [22:52] <migraineSluice> I won't force you, of course
  34. [22:52] <migraineSluice> But it really does help
  35. [22:54] <pigBurner> yeeeeh i rather stay out of that game
  36. [22:54] <migraineSluice> Suit yourself
  37. [22:54] <pigBurner> i'll have to fuitre out another way to help ot
  38. [22:54] <migraineSluice> I guess silent treatment is out as well, eh?
  39. [22:55] <migraineSluice> You don't strike me as the type of person to let someone badmouth you unopposed
  40. [22:57] <pigBurner> no
  41. [22:57] <pigBurner> but there's little I can do here
  42. [22:57] <pigBurner> rahter let them yell at a wall
  43. [22:57] <pigBurner> dude when all you got are words on a screen, there's little you can do to ACTUALLY stop them
  44. [22:57] <migraineSluice> That's true
  45. [22:58] <migraineSluice> ... Except for my option
  46. [22:58] <migraineSluice> But I guess that's still out?
  47. [22:58] <pigBurner> I don't like it
  48. [22:58] <migraineSluice> Fair
  49. [22:59] <migraineSluice> Hits too close to home, I guess?
  50. [22:59] <migraineSluice> Wait, no
  51. [22:59] <pigBurner> yes
  52. [23:00] <pigBurner> helping their case
  53. [23:00] <migraineSluice> Yeah
  54. [23:00] <migraineSluice> S'what I meant
  55. [23:00] <pigBurner> yeah I don't like that shit
  56. [23:00] <migraineSluice> Very poor choice of words, though
  57. [23:00] <migraineSluice> On my part
  58. [23:02] <migraineSluice> I'm honestly not sure what else to suggest, though
  59. [23:02] <migraineSluice> Besides tryna just outright ignore them totally, which is hard
  60. [23:02] <pigBurner> that's what i've been doing
  61. [23:02] <migraineSluice> Good
  62. [23:03] <migraineSluice> That's good
  63. [23:03] <pigBurner> tbh if they keep on doing this i'll just fick off
  64. [23:04] <migraineSluice> Too bad
  65. [23:04] <migraineSluice> T'would be a shame to lose you because of some Internet troll
  66. [23:04] <pigBurner> s' not like they'll change really
  67. [23:04] <pigBurner> unless i beat the living crap outta them
  68. [23:05] <migraineSluice> Which isn't an option online
  69. [23:06] <migraineSluice> ... Could always just start hosting a new chatroom?
  70. [23:06] <migraineSluice> That should be viable, no?
  71. [23:06] <migraineSluice> One for Team whatever-we-called-it
  72. [23:07] <pigBurner> yeh
  73. [23:07] <pigBurner> but so far most want to be an ass to me
  74. [23:07] <pigBurner> for no reason at all
  75. [23:07] <migraineSluice> Indeed
  76. [23:07] <migraineSluice> Well
  77. [23:07] <migraineSluice> UE and MR haven't been among them, have they?
  78. [23:10] <pigBurner> WELL
  79. [23:10] <pigBurner> not
  80. [23:10] <migraineSluice> And...
  81. [23:10] <migraineSluice> *I* haven't, I hope?
  82. [23:10] <pigBurner> and?
  83. [23:10] <pigBurner> well
  84. [23:10] <pigBurner> kinda
  85. [23:10] <migraineSluice> Except for just now, which I do deeply apologize for
  86. [23:11] <pigBurner> ok thakns
  87. [23:11] <pigBurner> sorry
  88. [23:12] <migraineSluice> I should be the one who's sorry. I needled a sore point without explicating the reason why first
  89. [23:12] <migraineSluice> Coupled with the way certain others have been acting recently...
  90. [23:13] <pigBurner> yeah
  91. [23:13] <pigBurner> i mean
  92. [23:13] <pigBurner> it makes me really sad
  93. [23:13] <pigBurner> i wanna know why they do this
  94. [23:13] <migraineSluice> As do I
  95. [23:13] <migraineSluice> Tyn... doesn't usually act like this
  96. [23:13] <migraineSluice> Didn't
  97. [23:14] <pigBurner> didn't
  98. [23:14] <pigBurner> but apparently not anymore
  99. [23:14] <migraineSluice> Indeed
  100. [23:14] <migraineSluice> S'a crying shame
  101. [23:14] <migraineSluice> ... Well
  102. [23:15] <pigBurner> well?
  103. [23:15] <migraineSluice> If UE and MR are still alright, and if you can be persuaded to forgive my own transgressions
  104. [23:15] <pigBurner> is there somthing you aren't telling me?
  105. [23:15] <migraineSluice> Then a memo like the one I suggested should be fine, right?
  106. [23:15] <migraineSluice> No, just a change in topic
  107. [23:15] <migraineSluice> Or rather, bringing the topic back to where it was
  108. [23:16] <pigBurner> aha
  109. [23:18] <migraineSluice> Heck
  110. [23:18] <migraineSluice> Don't even have to include me if y'don't want to
  111. [23:19] <pigBurner> dude
  112. [23:19] <pigBurner> i will
  113. [23:19] <pigBurner> you have been nice
  114. [23:19] <pigBurner> like you actually tried to help
  115. [23:19] <migraineSluice> Wow, I *suck* at being worthless
  116. [23:19] <migraineSluice> :P
  117. [23:22] <pigBurner> yeah you do
  118. [23:22] <pigBurner> but hey maybe that's not a bad thing ya know
  119. [23:22] <migraineSluice> It not being a bad thing is where my troubles lie, O PB
  120. [23:26] <migraineSluice> ... I suppose that's settled, then
  121. [23:26] <migraineSluice> Less time in the public chats, more team memoes
  122. [23:27] <pigBurner> i know
  123. [23:27] <pigBurner> i know
  124. [23:27] <migraineSluice> Perhaps we can involve SE into the fold and gain majority in Zogg's game, even
  125. [23:27] <pigBurner> but hye assholes are assholes unitll you pull their face inside out
  126. [23:27] <migraineSluice> Indeed they are
  127. [23:28] <migraineSluice> Well
  128. [23:28] <migraineSluice> I'll bid you adieu for now, then
  129. [23:29] <migraineSluice> Sok szerencset, min venn
  130. [23:29] * migraineSluice [MP] ceased pestering pigBurner [PB]
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