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- >Christmas time
- >Bought fluffy pony three presents: A new shiny ball, some legos, and a little jingly ball for cats
- >Fluffy goes nuts
- >But, fluffy takes one of the bows that were on the presents and rolls over it so it sticks to its fluff
- >Ask fluffy why it's wearing a bow
- >"Cuz fwuffy ge' daddy pwesen' too!"
- >Ask what fluffy got you
- >Fluffy pony runs up to your shoe and cuddles it
- >"Huggies!"
- >Re-gift fluffy pony
- * * *
- >Come home from work
- >Fluffy pony is under the couch
- >Some kind of alarm is going off
- >Ask fluffy what's wrong
- >Fluffy sobs something about a bad thing happening and bad noises
- >You left your iPhone on the dock and an alarm went off
- >It was on Marimba for god's sakes.
- * * *
- >Wake up
- >Feel okay
- >Legs hop off the bed
- >Right shoe goes on, no problem
- >Left sho-
- >"N- nyeeaaaah!!! No, na-, do' step on fwuffy, noo!!"
- >Fluffy pony was hiding in your shoe
- >Ask it what the fuck it's doing in there
- >"Fwuffy wan' wun fass'!"
- >Fluffy pony saw a commercial in which a boy puts on sneakers and then runs as fast as a cheetah
- >Have idea
- >Go dig in closet, find old rollerskates
- >Put fluffy pony in one of them
- >Spend all day rolling giggling fluffy pony up and down hallway
- * * *
- >Christmas time
- >Bought fluffy pony three presents: A new shiny ball, some legos, and a little jingly ball for cats
- >Fluffy goes nuts
- >But, fluffy takes one of the bows that were on the presents and rolls over it so it sticks to its fluff
- >Ask fluffy why it's wearing a bow
- >"Cuz fwuffy ge' daddy pwesen' too!"
- >Fluffy pony says to follow it outside
- >Holy shit
- >Outside your house is a flatbed truck, driven by a sportly looking mexican fellow
- >The bed of the truck is filled with approximately 400 kilos of pure, cut, columbian cocaine
- >Fluffy pony hops over to the truck and jumps at it, sticking the bow to the vehicle's wheel
- >And it was the best Christmas ever
- * * *
- >Fluffy pony walks into room
- >"Daddy?"
- "Yes?"
- >"Do you wuv fwuffy?"
- "Yes."
- >"Oh. Ok!"
- >Fluffy pony leaves room
- >Joke's on her; you only like her a lot
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