NameIsJolly

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May 21st, 2012
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  1. >Christmas time
  2. >Bought fluffy pony three presents: A new shiny ball, some legos, and a little jingly ball for cats
  3. >Fluffy goes nuts
  4. >But, fluffy takes one of the bows that were on the presents and rolls over it so it sticks to its fluff
  5. >Ask fluffy why it's wearing a bow
  6. >"Cuz fwuffy ge' daddy pwesen' too!"
  7. >Ask what fluffy got you
  8. >Fluffy pony runs up to your shoe and cuddles it
  9. >"Huggies!"
  10. >Re-gift fluffy pony
  11.  
  12. * * *
  13.  
  14. >Come home from work
  15. >Fluffy pony is under the couch
  16. >Some kind of alarm is going off
  17. >Ask fluffy what's wrong
  18. >Fluffy sobs something about a bad thing happening and bad noises
  19. >You left your iPhone on the dock and an alarm went off
  20. >It was on Marimba for god's sakes.
  21.  
  22. * * *
  23.  
  24. >Wake up
  25. >Feel okay
  26. >Legs hop off the bed
  27. >Right shoe goes on, no problem
  28. >Left sho-
  29. >"N- nyeeaaaah!!! No, na-, do' step on fwuffy, noo!!"
  30. >Fluffy pony was hiding in your shoe
  31. >Ask it what the fuck it's doing in there
  32. >"Fwuffy wan' wun fass'!"
  33. >Fluffy pony saw a commercial in which a boy puts on sneakers and then runs as fast as a cheetah
  34. >Have idea
  35. >Go dig in closet, find old rollerskates
  36. >Put fluffy pony in one of them
  37. >Spend all day rolling giggling fluffy pony up and down hallway
  38.  
  39. * * *
  40.  
  41. >Christmas time
  42. >Bought fluffy pony three presents: A new shiny ball, some legos, and a little jingly ball for cats
  43. >Fluffy goes nuts
  44. >But, fluffy takes one of the bows that were on the presents and rolls over it so it sticks to its fluff
  45. >Ask fluffy why it's wearing a bow
  46. >"Cuz fwuffy ge' daddy pwesen' too!"
  47. >Fluffy pony says to follow it outside
  48. >Holy shit
  49. >Outside your house is a flatbed truck, driven by a sportly looking mexican fellow
  50. >The bed of the truck is filled with approximately 400 kilos of pure, cut, columbian cocaine
  51. >Fluffy pony hops over to the truck and jumps at it, sticking the bow to the vehicle's wheel
  52. >And it was the best Christmas ever
  53.  
  54. * * *
  55.  
  56. >Fluffy pony walks into room
  57. >"Daddy?"
  58. "Yes?"
  59. >"Do you wuv fwuffy?"
  60. "Yes."
  61. >"Oh. Ok!"
  62. >Fluffy pony leaves room
  63. >Joke's on her; you only like her a lot
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