Uplift RPG Session #33

Last time on Uplift! The crew mannaged to safely reunite a shipment of hazardous chemicals to a group of secret scientist!

Ramiel: "Well, we made the delivery... may as well head out."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... OK."
"Are there any more jobs for money to do?"
( Aw crud. Hey Gaven, you know if the Red Hawk can actually shoot bullets or does it require a skill like the rail pistol? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Break into a train stop or go to Seborga and do a job that you barely undestand.)
(It's a pistol.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Pull trigger to make problems go away? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yes)

Jee-Still Waki: ( But I'm down for the train stop mission. Heck, can probably do that and the Seborga job for maximum profit. )
( What's your input Rocks? )

Ramiel: (I like space missions, as long as I can go in my drone or with my ship. I'm usually okay with it. )

Gaven C. (GM): (I could try and work up a space mission on the spot.)
(and sorry for not working on more missions, family trouble was happening here.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( It's cool man. )

Gaven C. (GM): (so train, not-france or rush development on a space mission?)

Ramiel: what is the not-france mission about?

Jee-Still Waki: ( No info )
( Or barely any that helps )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah, you guys weren't doing good on reading it since none of yall no french, except Jee sorta.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( And Jee sucks at English )
( So you got the Duwang rundown of the job )

Gaven C. (GM): (It's basically investigation.)
(Thats what she got out of it.)

Ramiel: Can I try and run it through a translator again?

Gaven C. (GM): Sure!

Ramiel: int roll?

Gaven C. (GM): Yep.

Ramiel: rolling 1d100+35
(10)+35= 45

Jee-Still Waki: ( Want me to give it a go? )

Ramiel: sure

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+50
(66)+50= 116

Gaven C. (GM): Success!
The message details on about the investigations on a figurehead thats aginst the monarchy ways of the system, the message details on searching him for any information since of a major terrorist attack that recently happened.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Find dee-tails and information on a person for attacks that happened against an important leader."
"Hhh... Terrorist attack? I do not know this word, but this is what it says."

Ramiel: "That sounds... complex. What is the payout?"

Jee-Still Waki: ( Does it have a contact or pay for the job? )
The message details or payment of 200k

Ramiel: "Ah, but THAT is some money."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Two hundred kays of money."

Ramiel: That Jee, is a lot of money."

Jee-Still Waki: "Enough for more body tools?"
"Hhh... Let us go then."

Ramiel: "I agree."
To not-paris, we go.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh boy, I just realized. )
( Any info we find will be in French, and our payer? French too )
( English will be hard to find most likely if the job details are in French )

Ramiel: Well, we can get a translating device, or use Silver right?

Gaven C. (GM): (Sure, Im sure he would know french, sorta,maybe.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( I completely forgot I got a personal computer for getting a 3 in electronics )
( Gotta remember to use it more often )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)
Seborga! The city of love and the city of the stench of cheese and wine!

Jee-Still Waki: ( Man, I gotta lot of crap on me. Sabatoge tech, medical analyzer, herbs that reduce stress, sparkplugs, forklift wires and assorted junk )
"Hhh... This place smells filthy. Worse than the desert camp..."

Ramiel: "Who is our contact, Silver?"
"That's the smell of high society Jee."

Fried Silver: "Well sir it it doesn't tell who, it just tells us to wait at a location and respond to a phrase a certain way to show that were working for the job."

Ramiel: "Well, what's the pace and phrase?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhigh society? It is worse than filthy tribal smells? There is no grand tools or technology here either..."
"Did old patient lie to me? Hhh..."

Fried Silver: "Well it say French gargle Or just responding to "Where did you get that clothing from?" With "From the store for very great price."
"But I'm sure it will be in french."
(brb.)
(back.)
"So we just wait in the caffe and wait until were approached and asked I guess."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh..." Jee takes a seat and scribbles away in her journal while she waits.
( *Oh in the cafe. My bad. )

Time flies until a Moose enters the building and approaches Ramiel.

Frenchie: Speaks in French

Gaven C. (GM): (brb again, why do i gotta move around a lot when I need a cane.)

Ramiel: "Translation, Silver."

Fried Silver: French Garble

Jee-Still Waki: (Ommulette du fromage)

The Moose hands you a gift and speaks in french again, you assume that he said happy birthday or something.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Gratzi )

Ramiel: "Well silver, you say what you need to say."

Fried Silver: French gable
"Sir he tells us to "go home" to open the present sir."
(head back to the ship or piss around and do tourist stuff?)

Ramiel: "alright then."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh..."
( Open at the ship? )

Ramiel: "Jee, inspect our gift for any nasty surprises."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? Ok."

Fried Silver: Roll!

Jee-Still Waki: ( What exactly? )
( Hearing? )

Gaven C. (GM): (sure.)

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+30+50
(68)+30+50= 148

Gaven C. (GM): (or how ever you wanna examine it.)

Jee-Still Waki places her ear against the box, lightly shaking it to listen for anything off.

you hear no ticking, only the sound of what appears to be a paper and a few very small metal devices shaking around

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh..."
( I got a surgical kit, can I use the scapel to make a light cut to open the side of the box? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yes!)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Anything I need to roll for that? )

Ramiel: (( you know Axl, you've really given me this image that Jee is a real paranoid person with how she starts sentences... among some other behavior too. Is that intentional? ))

Jee-Still Waki: ( Yeah. Also sorta an introverted person. You know those people that breathe out every time they start a sentence? )

You c section open up the gift, inside are what appears to be micro cameras and mics, along with a paper detailing where the individuals is living along with a back up plan on if you get caught breaking in.

Jee-Still Waki: "No bomb. Just technology and papers... It has locations and a second plan for failing."

Ramiel: "Well, what's inside?"
"What does the paper say?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Break into the place, and what to do if we get found."

the plan b is to make it look like a robbery and to try to steal anything valuable along with and sorta evidence that proves of terrorist intents.

plan a is to plant the cameras and mics while also stealing any sorta evidence.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Plant microphone and Cee Cee Tee Vee tools in house and take evidence. If we fail, make it appear like a raid- Eh... Robbery? Yes... Take valuable things and evidence."

Ramiel: "Sounds simple enough. What details do we have on the target?"

Jee-Still Waki: ( Guessing we can't steal valuables during Plan A. Sucks. Wouldn't mind pocketing some extra goodies. )
( But any other deets? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Well you can, its just really important to steal durring plan B.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Righto. Tear the place a new one kinda robbery instead of a cat burglary )

Gaven C. (GM): (Oh, and the main culprit is a Badger.)
(If you fail)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Yeah )
"Hhh... It just says he is a badger-man. Only the address is here."

Gaven C. (GM): (Head to the address, at night?)

Ramiel: "Good enough then. You're an experience thief right Jee?"

Jee-Still Waki: ( Might as well. Still got that cloak Box? )
"Hhh... I stole from filthy tribals that have parts and pieces of grand tools... I never stole from people that have fully complete technology... I will try, yes."
( Oh piss, what do I do if I gotta whack someone? )
( I don't have a supressor )

Gaven C. (GM): (Hope that the pay doesn't get reduced then.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( And my strength is pitiful. Uh... Mind if I buy one real quick Gaven? )

Ramiel: ( don't you have a blowdarts? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Nope!)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh yeah, you're right )
( And darn. Oh well. Got some darts regardless. Can knock them out and choke them out once they hit the floor. )

Gaven C. (GM): (and yall can buy anything yall need now, we'll say that it was bought before the break in.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh you gave the green. Cool. )

Gaven C. (GM): (And you can use drone Box.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( How much would a suppressor for a .45 M2 be?)
( I'll use a dart gun for safety, but can never hurt if I get into a fist fight. Gun beats punch after all )

Ramiel: (( I don't know what I can buy. I need a link to the pdf ))

Gaven C. (GM): https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9zUbKbVjWUBcW9EbXZJdVBEYVU/view

Jee-Still Waki: ( Actually, would there even be a suppressor for a submachine gun? Hm. )

Gaven C. (GM): Sorry
(its not listed on it but im sure there would be.)
(lets say 1500$)
(and ya can roll to haggle)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Don't got a skill for that, but sure. Why not. )
rolling 1d100+50
(10)+50= 60

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d100 + 30
(12)+30= 42

Jee-Still Waki tries to explain the important details of suppressor economy and the reason its futile to keep a high price on a suppressor for a bullet hose, despite every fact she states being made up.

You french being better than your English nabs you the price being 800.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Wish the Revolver could be suppressed. Thing'd be beast if it wasn't an open chamber. Or maybe I'm thinking of it wrong )
( Ah well, doubt its design would work if its modeled after the common style of revolvers with suppressors )

Gaven C. (GM): (I don't think revolves can have suppressors.)
(Ramiel any shopping?)

Jee-Still Waki: ( I think theres few, VERY few kind of models that can )
( Problem is its gotta be custom made I believe )
( Why have a suppressor for a very specific model that has a limited amount of shots? )

Ramiel: Nothing i can think of right now, I'll just stay a good distance away and man, the drone
"Don't forget about your optic camouflage Jee"

Jee-Still Waki screws on the suppressor, holstering it for emergencies while brandishing her barely used blow dart weapon. "Hhhh... Of course."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh, and any loot I nab I'll be sure to divy up with you )

Gaven C. (GM): (al crap hold on)

Ramiel: ( uh huh)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Gonna do an echolocation roll from out here. Shouldn't get any unwarranted attention as long as I'm outside.)

Gaven C. (GM): (forgot to gm view for the people.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( It's cool. )
( Gonna echolocate, stealth fly (if that's a thing) to look for an access point on the 3rd floor and go from there )
rolling 1d100+30+50
(63)+30+50= 143
you decided to scream while its the dead of night!

Jee-Still Waki: ( I thought it was chittering! )

Gaven C. (GM): (Oh)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Shit! I'm sorry, Gator usually lets these rolls go OK, I didn't think it was screaming loudly. )
( Do I gotta roll with the punches or can I forego that roll? )

Gaven C. (GM): (I'll just roll to see if you woke anyone then)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Shit Box, I'm sorry. )
( Fuckin' thief ghost ova here )

Ramiel: ( load your blowdarts lol )

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d100+25
(69)+25= 94
rolling 1d100+25
(85)+25= 110
rolling 1d100+25
(44)+25= 69

Jee-Still Waki readies a paralyzing dart, not realizing just how deadly quiet everything was before echolocating.

Gaven C. (GM): (You can roll to hide.)

Ramiel: "Listen Jee, I'll scout the floors above with the drone. Stay frosty."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Hell yeah I am. Is there a small roof section over the door with no window over it? I can plant myself there and do a hide roll )

Ramiel: moving around the second floor to search for movement inside
rolling 1d100+30
(20)+30= 50

Jee-Still Waki: ( Hide is mind, right? Ah, forget the roof, I'll just hide. )
you see the Badger, it appears he's a heavy sleeper.

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+20+20
(63)+20+20= 103

Gaven C. (GM): Success!

Ramiel: "Badger on the second floor asleep..."

Ramiel moves to the third floor to check there.

Jee-Still Waki avoids speaking, afraid of her voice becoming louder than she thinks in the quiet night.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ah it is mind. So a 153 roll )

The Gorilla opens the door and looks around to see who or whar made that sound, unaware that the culprit is dangling above the door.

Gaven C. (GM): (any actions now?)

Ramiel: I said i was going to the third floor to check for life there

Jee-Still Waki: ( Did the loud screaming reveal anything to me? And I'll go stealth fly to the third floor. First and second are bound to be packed )

Ramiel: rolling 1d100+30
(100)+30= 130
ayy

Jee-Still Waki: ( Got full survellience of the house )

you see a duck answering the call of nature, while you see an un-natural parasite leeching off on his leg.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ohhohoh shit wait, I can barely even kill people here either because I gotta plant survellience equipment here. So unless we hide the bodies somewhere off the house, we can't kill unless things go loud )
( Gotta be extra sneeki )

he opens the door and heads down the step.

Ramiel: "Duck sighted on the third floor, parasite on him... and he's heading downstairs."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Anyway, gonna silently breach the third floor )
"Hhh... Hhh... Anyone else on the third floor?"

Ramiel: "No. I recommend putting them to sleep."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Not dead? Ok..."

Gaven C. (GM): Jee roll to lockpick the window.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Sorry, trying to look for the roll for sneaking while flying )

Ramiel: "Moving back to watch the second floor."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh cool )

Ramiel: (( Do I need to roll again to watch the uplifts patrol? ))

Gaven C. (GM): (nope)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Lockpicking is mind? Sorry, search function on the rules don't work )
rolling 1d100+50
(47)+50= 97

Jee-Still Waki silently ascends to the third floor and begins to quietly pick away at the windows lock.

Gaven C. (GM): (lockpicking is agility appearently)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Ah. Well the agility bonus is 30, so a 77 )

Gaven C. (GM): (ya still succeed.)

Jee-Still Waki worms her way into the bathroom, making sure to close the window behind her. Trusting Ramiel's surveiling, she exits the bathroom into the main room.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Roll sight / scavenge? )

you see some kind of gun and what appears to be a sack of old valuable coins.

Gaven C. (GM): (nah.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Hm... )

Gaven C. (GM): (unless you want a new dig of clothing.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Clothing? )

Gaven C. (GM): (ya wearing crab armor and a logos jumpsuit.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Ram. There is a gun and coins here... I do not see any evidence... Should I take the coins and bring it out before moving on?"
( Yeah, but I thought you meant theres clothes here )
( Was wondering what kind )

Ramiel: "Hold onto the gun, better to not give them access to it."

Gaven C. (GM): (mime outfit or something.)

Jee-Still Waki pockets the gun, placing it in her sack of assorted junk and treasures.

while looting the open good you see a safe on the side.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Ramiel. There is a black and white stripped outfit here... I have seen this before in retellings of stories. I think the badger was a criminal and was arrested. Is this evidence?"

Jee-Still Waki takes an interest in the safe, and makes an attempt at picking the lock open.

Ramiel: (( We just want to plant cameras, not take evidence right? ))

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+30
(77)+30= 107

Ramiel: (( Or take evidence too? ))
Jee-Still Waki: ( No its both )
( Right? )
( Oh, and how many cameras are there to plant? )
Gaven C. (GM): (4)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Got it. And the microphones are for us or also for planting?)
Gaven C. (GM): (planting)
inside the safe you find 10,000$ and a few docs that are in french.
Ramiel: "Take the suit, plant the gear, take the docs"
Jee-Still Waki: ( I'll put a camera in the top corner of the room . Box, any recommendations on where to put the mic? )
Ramiel: (put it under a desk or table or something. )

Jee-Still Waki pockets the 10K and documents, not taking the time to read them. Quietly, she closes the safe door shut.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Got it )

Jee-Still Waki takes out the microphone and camera and begins planting them, placing the microphone under the table and the camera in the top corner of the room.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh, and Gaven, you mind keeping tally of the goods gotten so far? )
Gaven C. (GM): (Yee)
Jee-Still Waki: ( So far I got an unidenfitied gun, 10k, and French docs. )
Gaven C. (GM): (and the sack of coins.0
Jee-Still Waki: ( And those too I suppose. Was wondering if I should keep them or not. Anyway, making a hearing perception down the stairs to hear if anything approaches. )
rolling 1d100+50
(
99
)+50
= 149
the only noise you hear is the sound of the tv on downstairs..
Jee-Still Waki: ( And apologies, I'm on my phone, can't move the token )
other than that dead sinence.)
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Ramiel. Let me know when you see someone. I'm going down stairs."
Ramiel: "There ARE TWO people downstairs!"
"let me cause a distraction for you!"
Jee-Still Waki: ( Ooh, I got tranq darts too. )
Gaven C. (GM): (wait)
Ramiel: "Tranq if possible first."
Jee-Still Waki: ( Also, isn't that a separate room? I see a door. )
Gaven C. (GM): (you know one of thems asleep?)
Ramiel: "The badger is asleep, the duck is awake, but it has a parasite."
Jee-Still Waki: ( Yeah, I can probably take the other out and no one would think anything of it. )
( Want me to risk it? )
( I got targeting 1, if that adds to blow dart aim )
( Or is that throwing items? )
Ramiel: "You may try just wait a moment for me to make a move."
Jee-Still Waki: ( Nah its throwing )
Ramiel: I want to tap the glass with my drone, then fly away from it to bring the guard close to it.
Gaven C. (GM): (okay)
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... OK." Jee whispers. She positions herself next to the door, blow gun ready and tranq dart loaded.
Ramiel: "Go now Jee."

Jee-Still Waki tries to quietly open the door and blow a dart at the distracted duck.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Rolling to shoot 'em. Do cyber eyes add a bonus to this or just guns? Hm. )
Gaven C. (GM): (roll to hit!)
(I'll allow the cyber eye bonus on this.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Well, rolling to tranq not shoot. Please don't get it mixed up )
rolling 1d100+10
(
95
)+10
= 105
with the prick the duck falls to sleep.
Ramiel: "Duck down! Good job, get searching fast. make sure to remove the dart so no evidence is left."
"plant cameras and mics too."

Jee-Still Waki approaches the duck and removes the tranq dart. "Should I put him in a bed? No one would question it..."
Jee-Still Waki: ( Guessing the tranq's used up. )
Gaven C. (GM): (yeah.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Marking inventory with "used tranq dart" and down 1 out of 5. )
( Anyway, I gotta strength of 1. Think I can attempt moving him a few feet into a bed? )
Ramiel: "Nope"
Gaven C. (GM): (Ya gotta roll for that.)
Ramiel: "Just get to searching, I'm gonna keep an eye on the gorilla"
Gaven C. (GM): (and hope for high
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... OK."

Ramiel moves to the first floor to observe the gorilla

Jee-Still Waki plants a microphone under the brown bed and a camera in the top corner near the window.
Gaven C. (GM): (theres no windows on the first floor ram.)
Ramiel: shieet
Gaven C. (GM): Jee!
Jee-Still Waki: ( Can I scavenge what's on the duck real quick? )
( Uh oh )
Ramiel: "No eyes on the first floor, you'll have to listen for the gorilla."
Gaven C. (GM): Nvm, roll scavenge..
Jee-Still Waki: ( Oh. Huh. OK. )
rolling 1d100+10+50
(
3
)+10+50
= 63
( Nice. Good roll. Fantastic. )
"Should I take him out too?"
you find nothing of any real value inside the pants of his pajamas.
but you see a lappy toppa by the badjer!
Ramiel: "Plant the camera and mic, get ready to take down the gorilla."
Jee-Still Waki: ( Except a cork screw, but why he has a wine opener in his underwear is beyond me )
"Hhh... OK. There is a mobile computer tool too... I will take it."
( Roll ta sneek over to it and take it? )
Gaven C. (GM): (Thank goodness Joanna didn't find the cockscrew.)
you pocket the lappy toppa to look threw it later.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Danks mah freund )
( Anyway, I know I gotta sneak down to the first floor to get a clear shot at the gorilla. Rolling just that )
rolling 1d100+30+10
(
58
)+30+10
= 98
the mercfull Jee allows the gorilla to live! unlike the evil Z.E.U workers.

Jee-Still Waki readies another tranq dart, ready to put the gorilla to sleep.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Well, if I had it my way, I'd kill them all first, dump the bodies in the water and clean the blood stains then call it a job well done )
( Anyway, rolling to give the monkey sweet dreams )
rolling 1d100+10
(
100
)+10
= 110
Ramiel: ayy
Jee-Still Waki: ( Dis ape did not escape my good roll )
Your giving Mr.Sandman a run for his money!
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Hhh... Gorilla man is out. Placing tools..."
Ramiel: "Remember, remove the dart, and plant the cameras and mics"

Jee-Still Waki approaches the asleep gorilla and removes the dart, then gets to work with the 3rd set of spyware. Jee places the microphone under the sofa and the camera in the north corner of the room facing the door and sofa.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Is the kitchen a separate room or are there no walls and doors? )
Gaven C. (GM): (no walls no doors.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Gotcha, thanks )

Jee-Still Waki eyes the kitchen and decides to place the last of the spyware there. She places the last microphone under the table and the camera in a corner facing the table.
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... The microphones and cameras are in place. I will search this floor fast before leaving."
Ramiel: Good, make sure you close the safe too."
Jee-Still Waki: "It is."
Job complete!
Jee-Still Waki: ( Scavenge the room? )
Gaven C. (GM): (Sure! Roll)
Jee-Still Waki: ( And I'd like to look to see if the gorilla has any weapons too )
rolling 1d100+50+10
(
23
)+50+10
= 83
( Or would that be taking too much? What do you think Ramiel? )
Ramiel: Go and take the antique coins too."
"May as well frame it as a robbery"
Jee-Still Waki: ( Got those pocketed too, as Gaven said. Was afraid of them rattling and making noise )
Ramiel: or leave everything but the evidence
I say make it look like a robbery
Jee-Still Waki: ( Nah, if we take just the evidence, it'd be obvious. Might as well make it look like we came here and took the docs and laptop because it looked valuable )
( But so far I got an unidentified gun, a sack of old coins, 10K, documents, and a laptop )
Ramiel: "Alright, get out of there."
Jee learns that most people don't sleep with weapons on them, in Seborga.
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Should I take the television too? It looks heavy, but it will make it look more like a stealing..."
( Ya never know. )
( Nothing else of interest? )
Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)
Ramiel: "Leave it Jee."
Jee-Still Waki: "Ok."
Ramiel: "too heavy for you."
"Let's head out."

Jee-Still Waki unlocks the door and leaves, making sure to lock the small lock on the handle before closing it.
Jee-Still Waki: "I can try to read the papers and computer on the ship."
Ramiel: "Yep."
Gaven C. (GM): Roll to try to read!
Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+50
(
84
)+50
= 134

Jee-Still Waki tries her best to recall the language book she read back on Pao. Slowly, she attempts to piece the info together.
Ramiel: "How are we supposed to transfer the this stuff back to our employers?"
Jee-Still Waki: "Eh... Ah... Hhh... Silver?"
you find out on the docs that a bunch of paracites were bought by the badger, having bought such ones as fire breathing, health regeneration, armor creating parasites!
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh! These are proofs of buyings. Badger-man bought the filthy parasites that... gives fire breathing, regenerating, and making armor?"
Ramiel: "disgusting parasites, should all be purged."
Jee-Still Waki: ( Anything else? Or should I move on to the laptop now? )
Gaven C. (GM): (nope!)
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... They disturb me. I haven't seen a patient with one but... I have heard of them."
Gaven C. (GM): (Roll to hack into the laptop!)
Jee-Still Waki: "Seeing them is worse than what I have heard."
( The wrist computer helps with hacking, right? Ah well, 30 electronics will be fine anyway )
rolling 1d100+30+50
(
5
)+30+50
= 85

Jee-Still Waki attempts to gain access to the laptop, loosing her footing in a sense due to typing on a French keyboard.
you fail to get pas the password on the computer!
Jee-Still Waki: ( Any reaction from the computer? )
Thankfully getting the password wrong doesn't make it explode like the phones.

Ramiel shrugs, "It's our employer's problem anyhow.
Gaven C. (GM): (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfcH5S95KQA)

Jee-Still Waki lets out a sigh of relief at the lack of an explosion. She berates herself for not checking for one anyway.
Ramiel: "We can keep the dosh though."
Jee-Still Waki: ( Split between you, me, and Fried? )
( And mind if I attempt one more hack? )
( 3.3K between us three? )
Gaven C. (GM): (Nah, just split be tween yall.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Alright. 5k for us both )
( Oh, and what kinda gun did I get? )
The crew is messaged again to return to the caffe to deliver the evidenct and get money for the job!
Jee-Still Waki: ( Ah well. Leave the computer for now. )

Ramiel leads the group back to the bar

Jee-Still Waki has the laptop and documents in her rucksack, ready to deliver them both once the contracter arrives.
Gaven C. (GM): (Oh and the gun was aknocker 79.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Knocker 79? Mind telling me the damage and the amount of bullets it has in it? )
Gaven C. (GM): (ala a grenade launcher.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Hoaw.mp3 )
Gaven C. (GM): (damage depends on the load.)

Jee-Still Waki gives a cheerful grin on the thought of her find during the job, excited to test it next time she gets into a fight.
The moose speaks in frenck and places a briefcase on the table.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Did it come with any rounds or is it unloaded? )
Gaven C. (GM): (unloaded.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Gotcha. )

Ramiel motions to Silver so he can translate or hand over the goods.

Jee-Still Waki takes out the laptop and papers, handing them to the chef robot to give.
Fried gives the Moose the papers and the laptop while the moose hands the briefcase to ramiel.
the moose gets up and leaves the building

Jee-Still Waki attempts to thank the moose in French.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Aw. Ah well )

Ramiel gestures back to the group, "Now, we take our leave."
Jee-Still Waki: "Ok."
Gaven C. (GM): (back to ship and wrap up soon?)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Check the money first. Actually, check the briefcase first. Never know of we're doublecrossed )
( Yep )
You head back unto the ship and open up the briefcase
Jee-Still Waki: ( Got 200k in French money, which equals to 50K in Ameribucks )
Ramiel: "God-dammit."
"I wanted real money."
Gaven C. (GM): (Well It just means ya'll have to do your shopping in not france then.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( But French guns suck )
( It's the German products are where its at )
( Anyway, 200k's all there? )
Gaven C. (GM): (what about the Famas? i loved that guy in call of duty when I was a wee lad.)
(Yes)
(but sadly the money is french.)
(The not people money.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Famas is French? Huh. )
( Damn. )
Gaven C. (GM): (Yee.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Wait, what about the sack of coins? )
( Well never mind, they do got a good gun. )
Gaven C. (GM): (Find someone who will buy old coins as a hobby.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Look up French Amazon for buyers of coins )
( But no joke, the 200k is straight credits or is actually a separate currency? )
Gaven C. (GM): (It's 200k)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Alrighty. Should we split that 3 ways or just between me and Ram? )
Gaven C. (GM): (you and ramiel.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Ooh. If there's a thrift store, they might buy the coins too )
( But you mind if I do a language roll to find a buyer for the coins online before we wrap up? )
Gaven C. (GM): (nah, go ahead and roll)
Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+50
(
45
)+50
= 95
( A bad idea to sell stolen goods online, but we'll be out of Not-France before long )
Gaven C. (GM): 2,023$ take or leave it?
Jee-Still Waki: ( Hm. Really shpulda thought of apprasing this crap first. Oh well, take. )
Gaven C. (GM): Sold!
Jee-Still Waki: ( Ram, you want to split it? 1011.5 for me and 1011.5 for you? )
Ramiel: sure
I gotta head out
Gaven C. (GM): See ya, and see yall later!
Jee-Still Waki: Cool man, thanks for being here.
Want to do EXP now or next session?
Gaven C. (GM): now
10 xp for FUN! (not reallt)
Jee-Still Waki: :(
Gaven C. (GM): 50 xp for quest completeion
and 15 xp for jee and 10xp for ramiel.
Jee-Still Waki: Should we decide MVP or are there too few people for that?
Gaven C. (GM): To few.
Jee-Still Waki: Alright
Well thanks for the game. I know it was a sudden make, but it was fun nonetheless
Wish you two a good rest of the weekend
Gaven C. (GM): Yeah, and Ill still do personal quest guys.
Jee-Still Waki: Neat. How will that work out though?
Gaven C. (GM): Just tell me in advence and I'll work on it.
Jee-Still Waki: Alright. I'd assume on a different day than Saturday?
Gaven C. (GM): Any day really.
Jee-Still Waki: *to hold the personal quest
Gaven C. (GM): Yeah
Jee-Still Waki: Cool. Well, I don't have much in the way of personal quests for Jee aside seeking enlightenment in humanity and getting impmants
So its up to you if you wanna follow up on something like that. Just ask me a time and I'll be good for it, but feel free to give the others priority if they got a personal quest in mind
Gaven C. (GM): Maybe her finding an I believe sorta group on humans and doing stuff with it.
Jee-Still Waki: Awesome
Hoo boy, I still remember the first personal quest I did in the Endtown RPG. What a finely disasterous mess that was. Loved it.
Gaven C. (GM): Wait, what was it?
Jee-Still Waki: Martin the rabbit gets drunk on the duck doctors alcohol and takes a walk home and gets ambushed by thugs he fought with the others on the first session I was in, or the third in the entirety of Endtown RPG sessions. Started keeping log there I think
The dog brandishes two knives and a rag, says he'll make a game of this than just outright stabbing him while completely smashedm
Can't remember what it's called, but you tie the rag to your hand and the other guy, then try to stab the other person to death. If the rag comes off, it's a free stabbing
Martin had stupidly high agility and dodged and hit multiple times, so I aimed just for the hand I was tied to and cut it off.
So now he's handless and screaming, I have Martin yell drunkedly that he'd do worse to the others to scare them off so I don't get fucked by a gang of thugs. Then I got confused by GM saying something about light, like making my head feel light or a lawn dawned on me or something, and mistook it for cop lights
With the hand still tied to Martin's wrist, he leaps the fence and bolts it before getting arrested by an actual cop for being covered in blood, holding a knife, and having a hand tied to his wrist.
Jee-Still Waki: I only asked for the personal quest to send his MP past the negative total to test the side effects.
At that point he got hyper aggressive whenever he gets into the negatives, and I took that as "yell at everything, suspect everything, and stab before thinking about talking"
Anyway, then it became a huge trainwreck until his legs got blasted off, then I got a new character and the Endtown RPG was called off entirely due to the bad deal
Was fun
Gaven C. (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zWOPCi-PWA
Jee-Still Waki: Sorry for the long spiel
Gaven C. (GM): Nah its fine, so whats the date/time you wanna do the quest?
Jee-Still Waki: What times are you available?
Gaven C. (GM): I got all the time in the world
I guess monday at 3pm.
Jee-Still Waki: Sounds good
Wait, 3 PM what time?
Gaven C. (GM): est
the usual time for this
Jee-Still Waki: Ah, I'm im CST
Gaven C. (GM): like this starts at 3.
Jee-Still Waki: So 2 for me, got it
But yeah, Monday's good. Only day I can't do is Wednesday
Ramiel: Ah the good old times with a man and his flamethrower~
Gaven C. (GM): See yall later, Imma wash my ass and head to the movies.
Jee-Still Waki: Only day I got work this week. Fuckin too many part timers taking all the hours
Ramiel: later fellas
Jee-Still Waki: Cool man, what movie?
Gaven C. (GM): Build a mech that you control that has a flamer and relive the memories!
baby driver.
Jee-Still Waki: Later man. And yeah, I missed the crazy, gas masked bastard
Never heard of it. Huh. Hope it's good
Gaven C. (GM): I miss Joshua Grams.
Jee-Still Waki: Don't trust movies that have the name Baby in it though
Gaven C. (GM): Thankfully this movie has no babbys in it.
Jee-Still Waki: Ah fuck, a few characters and names are blending together for me. What species was he?
Would help jog it
Gaven C. (GM): Joshua Grams was human.
Jee-Still Waki: Oh yeah
Ramiel: Joshua graham is what Clayton looked like after he lost the mask
Gaven C. (GM): He used Joshua Grams as his avatar
Jee-Still Waki: Ooh, thought it was a PC. Forgot about New Vegas
Joshua was dope as fuck for that game
Gaven C. (GM): DId you at least remember ED-E?
Jee-Still Waki: Pff. I remember Boone for making everything in a five mile radius have no head
But I didn't use ED-E too much.
Bethesda needs to give Obsidian rights for a game with Fallout 4's engine
Gaven C. (GM): ED-E was the only pure soul of the wastes man!
Yeah.
Jee-Still Waki: The gameplay's good in 4, the story was azz.
*ass
Gaven C. (GM): Gameplay was improved but HOLY SHIT the rpg elements dived!
Jee-Still Waki: Shit, a lot of moments looked good for a few seconds just because they were E3 content or trailer stuff
Oh yeah, it's a damn shame.
Gaven C. (GM): Well gotta go now, see yall later!
Jee-Still Waki: Made things way too easy to be honest
Yeah, have fun with the movie.
You have a good day too Box. See you next week and see you Gaven on Monday
Ramiel: later