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- The Kickboxing Academy
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- Watch your nose in the hallways, these guys can really kick. In this fight flick, the students of a kickboxing academy take on students from a rival school.
- A young former kickboxer is needed for his old school as they prepare for competition against a rival school for ownership. But, the young kickboxer is afraid after nearly killing someone in a earlier tournament. He must now make his try to put his past behind him or his friends lose their school.
- Q: What did the five fingers of Kickboxing Academy say to the face of cinema? A: Slap, bitch!!!<br/><br/>Never have so many worn out clichés been tossed into a bottomless inferno of stupidity and humiliation. This movie sucks on nearly every single level you could possibly imagine. Acting, choreography, writing (oh God, the writing), photography.....and so on.<br/><br/>Here's how to make your movie look good: play Kickboxing Academy right before the screening of your own movie. Even if the only thing in your film is a bird pooping on a mailbox, your movie will look better than this. MUCH better.
- This is it, folks! The one that will remain with you forever! I know it did for me... This has got to be the absolute worst movie ever made. I saw it once when I was a kid on HBO. On my God! BUT... if you're into this kind of thing, check it out and get ready to laugh your ass off. After this you'll understand why Ed Wood is the most under-appreciated genius of the last fifty years. Compared to this Uwe Boll (I think that's how you spell it) is Stanley Kubrick. Don't accept any substitutes! For an experience that will never leave you no matter how many pills you take nor how many years of psychiatry. Choose kickboxing club as your next film of choice!!!!!!!!!!!
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