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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- 00:00:45,844 --> 00:00:48,879
- "Pep Girl Twins,"
- issue 437.
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- 00:00:48,881 --> 00:00:52,449
- "The Diabolical
- Dr. Shark Hands."
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- 00:00:52,451 --> 00:00:55,885
- Ohh, this is gonna be
- so good.
- 5
- 00:00:55,887 --> 00:00:58,725
- Finally, a supervillain
- with some teeth.
- 6
- 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:15,375
- What's that?
- Who's there?
- 7
- 00:01:30,756 --> 00:01:33,257
- Oh, come on!
- 8
- 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,291
- You gotta be kidding me!
- 9
- 00:01:35,293 --> 00:01:37,627
- Why do the bad guys
- always lose?
- 10
- 00:01:37,629 --> 00:01:39,897
- Dr. Shark Hands
- is the coolest.
- 11
- 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:43,833
- I mean, he literally has
- sharks for hands.
- 12
- 00:01:43,835 --> 00:01:46,403
- And then he gets taken out
- with pom-poms!
- 13
- 00:01:46,405 --> 00:01:48,639
- Who writes this?
- 14
- 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:49,773
- If I was a supervillain,
- 15
- 00:01:49,775 --> 00:01:52,412
- I'd win every time.
- 16
- 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:16,568
- Hiya!
- 17
- 00:02:59,578 --> 00:03:01,511
- What a weirdo.
- 18
- 00:03:01,513 --> 00:03:05,448
- No wonder no one's adopted him.
- 19
- 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:06,716
- - Lester!
- - Huh?
- 20
- 00:03:06,718 --> 00:03:08,018
- Sit down!
- 21
- 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:11,354
- Comic book nerd!
- Comic book nerd!
- 22
- 00:03:14,026 --> 00:03:15,662
- Hang in there, Lester.
- 23
- 00:03:17,729 --> 00:03:20,632
- Only 112 more days to go.
- 24
- 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:59,369
- Let's go, henchmen.
- Move it out!
- 25
- 00:03:59,371 --> 00:04:01,571
- You too, newbie!
- 26
- 00:04:01,573 --> 00:04:02,842
- Wow.
- 27
- 00:04:05,911 --> 00:04:07,643
- Uh, uh-oh.
- 28
- 00:04:07,645 --> 00:04:10,282
- Wait!
- Hold that elevator!
- 29
- 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:15,518
- Wh-ho-ho!
- 30
- 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,654
- Hey. Hey, pal.
- Check it out.
- 31
- 00:04:17,656 --> 00:04:19,089
- A real supervillain lair.
- 32
- 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:22,591
- Huh? You don't see
- many of these around.
- 33
- 00:04:22,593 --> 00:04:24,264
- Good. Next.
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- 00:04:25,564 --> 00:04:27,563
- - Next.
- - Is this spray cheese?
- 35
- 00:04:27,565 --> 00:04:29,933
- Yes. Next!
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- 00:04:29,935 --> 00:04:31,435
- Henchmen!
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- 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,668
- At attention!
- 38
- 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:34,671
- The Gluttonator
- will now speak.
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- 00:04:34,673 --> 00:04:37,007
- No way!
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- 00:04:37,009 --> 00:04:40,543
- First...
- Excuse me for that.
- 41
- 00:04:40,545 --> 00:04:42,878
- First...
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- 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,682
- We unleash my Gouda guns
- on the coastal city.
- 43
- 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:48,551
- This is the best thing
- I've ever seen.
- 44
- 00:04:48,553 --> 00:04:52,488
- Mm! Then we unleash
- the Swiss missiles,
- 45
- 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:56,593
- and Provoloneum bombs
- on the inland centers.
- 46
- 00:04:57,696 --> 00:05:00,096
- Before noon...
- 47
- 00:05:00,098 --> 00:05:01,697
- Uhh, excuse me again.
- 48
- 00:05:01,699 --> 00:05:03,367
- Every major city
- on the continent
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- 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:05,000
- will be ten feet deep
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- 00:05:05,002 --> 00:05:09,572
- in molten,
- radioactive cheese!
- 51
- 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:15,878
- Hey, why aren't they laughing?
- 52
- 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,848
- Henchmen,
- maniacal laugh now!
- 53
- 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,985
- Better.
- 54
- 00:05:27,759 --> 00:05:29,625
- Another day,
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- 00:05:29,627 --> 00:05:32,461
- another deluded maniac
- with a terrible plan.
- 56
- 00:05:32,463 --> 00:05:33,897
- What was that, Hank?
- 57
- 00:05:33,899 --> 00:05:36,500
- Oh, nothin', Steve.
- She's all fixed.
- 58
- 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,871
- - Great. Thanks.
- - Hey, it's what I do.
- 59
- 00:05:40,605 --> 00:05:43,005
- So, you guard the cheese
- on the elevator, huh?
- 60
- 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:45,675
- What are we talkin',
- Swiss? Gouda?
- 61
- 00:05:45,677 --> 00:05:48,144
- Cheddar? Sharp?
- We doin' sharp Cheddar?
- 62
- 00:05:48,146 --> 00:05:49,745
- What is this,
- New Zealand grass fed?
- 63
- 00:05:49,747 --> 00:05:51,180
- Morning, Jane.
- 64
- 00:05:51,182 --> 00:05:52,515
- How's super evil's
- 65
- 00:05:52,517 --> 00:05:54,618
- princess of pipe fitting
- doing today?
- 66
- 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,485
- Oh, not bad,
- 67
- 00:05:56,487 --> 00:05:58,087
- but call me princess
- again, boss,
- 68
- 00:05:58,089 --> 00:06:01,490
- and you'll be getting
- a pipe wrench in the old wazoo.
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- 00:06:01,492 --> 00:06:03,026
- Oh, would you
- look at the time.
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- 00:06:03,028 --> 00:06:04,627
- Gotta dash.
- See ya at lunch.
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- 00:06:04,629 --> 00:06:06,630
- Okay. You be careful
- out there.
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- 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:09,031
- Radioactive cheese
- comin' through.
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- I'm all in.
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- Ha-ha! Royal flush.
- 75
- 00:06:12,103 --> 00:06:13,536
- Again?!
- That's impossible!
- 76
- 00:06:13,538 --> 00:06:15,105
- - The cards don't lie.
- - Yeah?
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- 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:17,207
- - Well, neither does this!
- - Oh, yeah?
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- 00:06:22,781 --> 00:06:25,214
- Hey, there he is.
- How goes it, Stew?
- 79
- 00:06:25,216 --> 00:06:28,084
- Hey, you want a dumpling
- and broth at the same time,
- 80
- 00:06:28,086 --> 00:06:29,219
- what do you do?
- 81
- 00:06:29,221 --> 00:06:32,087
- Uh... use a spoon?
- 82
- 00:06:32,089 --> 00:06:35,192
- Not anymore.
- Introducing chopstraws.
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- 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:37,461
- Check this out.
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- 00:06:41,466 --> 00:06:43,098
- You've done it again,
- buddy.
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- 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,700
- Only $19.99, Hank.
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- 00:06:44,702 --> 00:06:48,573
- Order now, and I'll
- throw in a scratchula!
- 87
- 00:06:50,742 --> 00:06:52,476
- Ohh...
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- 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:54,547
- Later, Stew.
- 89
- 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,712
- Oh, yeah.
- 90
- 00:06:56,714 --> 00:06:58,014
- Get in there deeper,
- come on.
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- 00:06:58,016 --> 00:06:59,082
- Uh-huh.
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- 00:06:59,084 --> 00:07:00,950
- Uhh!
- Oh, yeah.
- 93
- 00:07:00,952 --> 00:07:04,253
- - Morning, Yakov.
- - Da.
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- 00:07:04,255 --> 00:07:05,755
- Henchmen,
- at ready!
- 95
- 00:07:05,757 --> 00:07:06,889
- Take aim.
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- 00:07:06,891 --> 00:07:07,860
- Fire!
- 97
- 00:07:09,961 --> 00:07:11,827
- Fire!
- 98
- 00:07:11,829 --> 00:07:14,598
- All right.
- Check this out!
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- 00:07:19,170 --> 00:07:21,238
- What's shakin',
- old timer?
- 100
- 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,507
- Old Doug?
- Old Doug!
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- 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:26,709
- Ahh! No, I don't want to
- take a 15 minute survey.
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- 00:07:26,711 --> 00:07:28,512
- Ow!
- Give me that.
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- 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:30,579
- Oh, boss, it's you.
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- Can I have five bucks?
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- You can stay sharp.
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- 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,985
- Listen, it's dangerous
- around here. Okay?
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- You got it, boss.
- Right after my break.
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- 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:40,890
- Which starts right...
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- 00:07:40,892 --> 00:07:43,627
- Morning, Hank.
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- 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,728
- - Pew!
- - Huh?
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- 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,029
- Pew, pew, pew! Pew!
- Laser!
- 112
- 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,632
- What do we have here?
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- 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:52,067
- Kneel before the awesome power
- of The Orphan!
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- 00:07:52,069 --> 00:07:54,803
- Oh, no, everybody run!
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- 00:07:54,805 --> 00:07:56,639
- Pew, pew, pew.
- Yeah!
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- 00:07:56,641 --> 00:07:57,873
- - Hey!
- - Huh?
- 117
- 00:07:59,177 --> 00:08:01,211
- - What are you doing?
- - Who cut the cheese?
- 118
- 00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:02,812
- I'm so sorry.
- I... I was just...
- 119
- 00:08:02,814 --> 00:08:05,281
- Trying to kill me?
- Yeah, I noticed.
- 120
- 00:08:05,283 --> 00:08:08,151
- Wait a minute.
- Why aren't you in uniform?
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- 00:08:08,153 --> 00:08:09,885
- Oh, uh, it's my birthday.
- 122
- 00:08:09,887 --> 00:08:11,187
- Not what I asked.
- 123
- 00:08:11,189 --> 00:08:13,957
- How and why are you in
- the Gluttonator's lair?
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- 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:16,194
- Oh, I'm Lester.
- I'm here to sign up.
- 125
- 00:08:17,629 --> 00:08:19,899
- Ah. You fell for it,
- too, huh?
- 126
- 00:08:22,033 --> 00:08:23,632
- Hey, what's this?
- 127
- 00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:26,101
- Oh, um, that's my
- supervillain persona,
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- 00:08:26,103 --> 00:08:28,574
- The Orphan.
- 129
- 00:08:29,307 --> 00:08:31,240
- Okay.
- 130
- 00:08:31,242 --> 00:08:33,310
- Do you know
- how many Henchmen
- 131
- 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,645
- have actually become
- supervillains?
- 132
- 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:36,979
- Seventeen. Why?
- 133
- 00:08:36,981 --> 00:08:38,915
- All right, listen.
- It's dead simple.
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- 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:40,349
- - Okay.
- - Go back to the elevator,
- 135
- 00:08:40,351 --> 00:08:41,785
- take it up to
- the ground floor.
- 136
- 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:43,652
- - All right.
- - Start walking east.
- 137
- 00:08:43,654 --> 00:08:45,188
- Keep going 'til you hit
- Apex City.
- 138
- 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:47,223
- - Get a boring job.
- - What?
- 139
- 00:08:47,225 --> 00:08:48,791
- Get married,
- have a kid,
- 140
- 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,826
- grow old, die peacefully
- in your sleep.
- 141
- 00:08:50,828 --> 00:08:51,861
- - But I...
- - Got it?
- 142
- 00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:53,796
- No! Sir.
- 143
- 00:08:53,798 --> 00:08:55,799
- This is my dream.
- 144
- 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,099
- Dream?
- 145
- 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:59,868
- Take a look, kid.
- This is a nightmare.
- 146
- 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:02,071
- But that's a real
- supervillain.
- 147
- 00:09:02,073 --> 00:09:03,205
- Hey, don't be shy.
- 148
- 00:09:03,207 --> 00:09:05,108
- Get in on these
- mashed potatoes.
- 149
- 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:07,009
- Oh, this is so exciting!
- 150
- 00:09:07,011 --> 00:09:08,344
- He's attacking the world
- 151
- 00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:10,280
- with radioactive cheese.
- 152
- 00:09:10,282 --> 00:09:11,848
- It's stupid.
- It's not exciting.
- 153
- 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,685
- - What's happening?
- - And here we go again.
- 154
- 00:09:17,389 --> 00:09:19,222
- What the Feta?!
- 155
- 00:09:19,224 --> 00:09:20,623
- It's over, Gluttonator.
- 156
- 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,858
- The Friendly Force Five
- are here.
- 157
- 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:24,026
- Six!
- 158
- 00:09:24,028 --> 00:09:25,695
- Friendly Force Six!
- 159
- 00:09:27,032 --> 00:09:29,999
- - Oh!
- - They call me the Jackalope.
- 160
- 00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:31,233
- Great.
- 161
- 00:09:31,235 --> 00:09:32,736
- What is he doing here?
- 162
- 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,304
- I'm sorry,
- he's my half brother.
- 163
- 00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:35,704
- But he's not one of us.
- 164
- 00:09:35,706 --> 00:09:37,406
- Yeah, you try
- telling my mom that.
- 165
- 00:09:38,909 --> 00:09:40,276
- Gluttonator army...
- 166
- 00:09:40,278 --> 00:09:41,276
- Attack!
- 167
- 00:09:49,788 --> 00:09:52,055
- Ha-ha! You missed.
- 168
- 00:09:52,057 --> 00:09:53,125
- Eesh.
- 169
- 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:57,993
- Oh, no.
- 170
- 00:09:57,995 --> 00:10:00,063
- Hey, boys.
- 171
- 00:10:00,065 --> 00:10:01,998
- The Pep Girl Twins! Run!
- 172
- 00:10:03,735 --> 00:10:05,001
- Hi-ya!
- 173
- 00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:08,304
- Holy moly!
- 174
- 00:10:08,306 --> 00:10:10,172
- Let's do this!
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- 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:13,743
- Anyone hungry?
- I brought smacks.
- 176
- 00:10:13,745 --> 00:10:14,911
- Freeze, Slap Happy!
- 177
- 00:10:14,913 --> 00:10:16,412
- And now I spin!
- 178
- 00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:19,416
- Ole!
- 179
- 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,919
- Mozzarella!
- 180
- 00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:24,688
- Hello.
- 181
- 00:10:26,424 --> 00:10:28,226
- Dodge this,
- Nick of Time.
- 182
- 00:10:29,326 --> 00:10:30,959
- Ha-ha!
- 183
- 00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:33,296
- Ooh, so close.
- 184
- 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:38,300
- Feel my rapid
- super rabbit kick!
- 185
- 00:10:38,302 --> 00:10:40,103
- How is he my brother?
- 186
- 00:10:40,105 --> 00:10:42,772
- Oh! I believe this is yours.
- 187
- 00:10:42,774 --> 00:10:43,906
- Well, think fast.
- 188
- 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,776
- Okay, show's over, kid.
- 189
- 00:10:47,778 --> 00:10:50,379
- - Help!
- - Old Doug!
- 190
- 00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:52,916
- Told you to stay sharp.
- 191
- 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,316
- Boss, please.
- 192
- 00:10:54,318 --> 00:10:56,352
- This ain't my first rodeo.
- 193
- 00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:58,320
- Wait. Is this a rodeo?
- 194
- 00:10:58,322 --> 00:11:00,723
- - Ahh!
- - Let's get outta here!
- 195
- 00:11:00,725 --> 00:11:02,791
- - Hey, guys!
- - Huh? Hank!
- 196
- 00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:04,460
- Oh, you're kiddin' me. That's
- the fifth time this month.
- 197
- 00:11:04,462 --> 00:11:06,061
- How is that even possible?
- 198
- 00:11:06,063 --> 00:11:08,330
- - Time for my sponge bath.
- - Let's get him out of here.
- 199
- 00:11:09,366 --> 00:11:11,133
- Oh, for the love of brie!
- 200
- 00:11:11,135 --> 00:11:13,469
- We're gettin' our
- asiago's kicked.
- 201
- 00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:15,805
- I'll be back.
- 202
- 00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:18,474
- Camembert!
- 203
- 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:25,748
- Woohoo!
- Come and get some!
- 204
- 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:29,953
- Ohh!
- 205
- 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,353
- Hey, I just got
- the bunny guy!
- 206
- 00:11:31,355 --> 00:11:32,955
- Do I get promoted?
- 207
- 00:11:32,957 --> 00:11:35,224
- Sure, kid, I'll promote you.
- 208
- 00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:37,426
- All the way upstairs.
- 209
- 00:11:37,428 --> 00:11:38,994
- Uh...
- 210
- 00:11:38,996 --> 00:11:40,964
- But I just shot you.
- 211
- 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:42,297
- I'm a super hero.
- 212
- 00:11:42,299 --> 00:11:46,969
- And we don't get killed
- so eas...
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- 00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:51,406
- Whoa!
- You just saved my life.
- 214
- 00:11:51,408 --> 00:11:53,175
- Yeah.
- Happy birthday, kid.
- 215
- 00:11:53,177 --> 00:11:55,377
- Now, get outta here,
- and go and have a great,
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- 00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:59,118
- normal, super boring life.
- 217
- 00:12:01,986 --> 00:12:04,286
- Nowhere to go?
- 218
- 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,289
- Well, look no further.
- 219
- 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:09,158
- The Union of Evil Henchmen
- is the place for you.
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- 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,161
- Nestled in super secret
- Supervillain City.
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- 00:12:12,163 --> 00:12:15,433
- Home to the very best of
- the absolute worst.
- 222
- 00:12:17,134 --> 00:12:18,535
- Are you good at being bad?
- 223
- 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,270
- Bad at being good?
- 224
- 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,271
- - I am.
- - I am.
- 225
- 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,274
- I am.
- 226
- 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,544
- We meet death in the face
- each and every day,
- 227
- 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,278
- and when we do,
- 228
- 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,348
- we punch that death
- right in its stupid face!
- 229
- 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:34,283
- Punch death in the face!
- 230
- 00:12:34,285 --> 00:12:35,450
- We don't just die,
- 231
- 00:12:35,452 --> 00:12:36,920
- we die hard.
- 232
- 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,454
- Great movie!
- 233
- 00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:42,892
- If you think super heroes
- are super lame...
- 234
- 00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:43,926
- become a henchman today.
- 235
- 00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,295
- No strings attached.
- 236
- 00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,063
- Certain strings
- may be attached.
- 237
- 00:12:47,065 --> 00:12:50,900
- Because we're bad,
- and being bad...
- 238
- 00:12:50,902 --> 00:12:52,071
- is good!
- 239
- 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,916
- Welcome to
- the Union of Evil.
- 240
- 00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:10,389
- Please hold the handrail
- while exiting the vehicle.
- 241
- 00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:14,523
- - Attention recruit.
- - Yes, sir!
- 242
- 00:13:14,525 --> 00:13:17,526
- Time to find out what type
- of henchman you are.
- 243
- 00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:19,195
- Are you a level one?
- 244
- 00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:21,330
- The elite right hand
- of super evil?
- 245
- 00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:22,498
- Yes, I am.
- 246
- 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,467
- Uh, what's that?
- 247
- 00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:26,502
- Scanning, scanning,
- 248
- 00:13:26,504 --> 00:13:28,503
- scanning.
- 249
- 00:13:28,505 --> 00:13:31,074
- - Not even close.
- - Oh...
- 250
- 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,075
- Perhaps you have
- the killer instinct
- 251
- 00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:35,143
- of a henchman second class,
- 252
- 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:37,412
- foot soldiers of darkness.
- 253
- 00:13:37,414 --> 00:13:38,480
- Huh?
- 254
- 00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:41,117
- Wow, cool.
- 255
- 00:13:41,119 --> 00:13:43,355
- - Bring the pain.
- - Hey!
- 256
- 00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:47,522
- Huh?
- 257
- 00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:49,092
- Friendly Force!
- 258
- 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,627
- Drop your weapon,
- evil scout!
- 259
- 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:53,095
- Take this!
- 260
- 00:13:53,097 --> 00:13:54,664
- My gun's broken!
- 261
- 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,099
- No, no, no, no, no!
- 262
- 00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:02,238
- Ouch.
- New height record.
- 263
- 00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:05,407
- It's all happening
- so fast.
- 264
- 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,643
- - And we're done.
- - Already?
- 265
- 00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:09,912
- But can't I just...
- 266
- 00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:11,314
- What's that for?
- 267
- 00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:14,150
- Henchman class three it is.
- What a shocker.
- 268
- 00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:15,450
- Really? Ow!
- 269
- 00:14:15,452 --> 00:14:16,652
- Bye-bye.
- 270
- 00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:19,055
- Next.
- 271
- 00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:21,456
- Would the
- owner of the red murder tank
- 272
- 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:22,994
- please move your vehicle.
- 273
- 00:14:24,528 --> 00:14:25,695
- Take a seat, Hank.
- 274
- 00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:28,263
- Let's review.
- 275
- 00:14:28,265 --> 00:14:30,065
- Hey, look, it's you.
- 276
- 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,600
- Oh, boy.
- 277
- 00:14:31,602 --> 00:14:34,570
- I'm a super hero,
- and we don't get killed
- 278
- 00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:37,172
- so eas...
- 279
- 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:40,575
- And there's
- the Gluttonator.
- 280
- 00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,147
- Nice one.
- 281
- 00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,581
- Listen, boss,
- I was just helping that kid.
- 282
- 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,319
- Heroic stuff,
- to be sure,
- 283
- 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,353
- but here's the thing.
- 284
- 00:14:51,355 --> 00:14:53,555
- We work for the bad guys.
- 285
- 00:14:56,027 --> 00:14:57,897
- So what's it gonna be
- this time?
- 286
- 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,162
- Huh?
- 287
- 00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:02,699
- Meet your apprentice.
- 288
- 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:03,699
- What the...
- 289
- 00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,701
- Oh!
- 290
- 00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:08,503
- Hey!
- 291
- 00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:09,705
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- 292
- 00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:11,473
- No. No, no, no.
- No way!
- 293
- 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,709
- Hi! My name's Le...
- 294
- 00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:16,713
- Oh! Motion sickness.
- 295
- 00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:20,215
- Whoa,
- that's a lot of vomit.
- 296
- 00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:21,584
- Ahh.
- 297
- 00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:26,254
- Lester Fauntleroy Lederhosen
- reporting for duty.
- 298
- 00:15:26,256 --> 00:15:29,092
- - Come on, boss, please.
- - Get out of my office, Hank.
- 299
- 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,593
- Oh, and don't forget.
- 300
- 00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,594
- You're on your third strike.
- 301
- 00:15:32,596 --> 00:15:33,628
- Oh, I got it.
- 302
- 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:36,199
- Uh, sorry about the barf.
- 303
- 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:38,233
- - Kid!
- - Oh! Uh, sorry.
- 304
- 00:15:38,235 --> 00:15:40,605
- Uh-oh. Bye.
- 305
- 00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:45,108
- Pete, you are good.
- 306
- 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,643
- Get a cleaning bot
- in here, pronto.
- 307
- 00:15:48,645 --> 00:15:52,214
- Oh, man. I can't believe
- that you are my mentor.
- 308
- 00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:54,349
- - Yeah, neither can I.
- - Oh, thanks.
- 309
- 00:15:54,351 --> 00:15:57,286
- Ow! You kinda got me there.
- 310
- 00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:59,555
- I mean, yesterday
- I was at the orphanage.
- 311
- 00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:04,430
- And today I'm here.
- You gotta be kidding me.
- 312
- 00:16:06,364 --> 00:16:08,233
- Supervillain City!
- 313
- 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,770
- - Kid?
- - Oh, I'm coming.
- 314
- 00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:18,541
- So let me get this straight.
- 315
- 00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:21,143
- I get to live here forever?
- 316
- 00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:24,647
- - 3.6 months, kid.
- - What's that? Whoa!
- 317
- 00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:27,682
- That is the average life
- expectancy of a henchmen trainee.
- 318
- 00:16:27,684 --> 00:16:30,286
- Oh, man.
- 319
- 00:16:30,288 --> 00:16:34,156
- Is that who I think it is?
- 320
- 00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:36,526
- Were you kicked by a horse
- at some point?
- 321
- 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,730
- It's the Nemisisters!
- 322
- 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,531
- Working in a bakery?
- 323
- 00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:46,134
- Yeah, supervillains don't tend
- to save a lot for retirement.
- 324
- 00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:48,403
- - Oh. Hey, can we get a...
- - Nope.
- 325
- 00:16:48,405 --> 00:16:49,407
- Aw.
- 326
- 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:55,411
- - Wow! Comics!
- - Newspapers here, kid.
- 327
- 00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:58,180
- - What?
- - Chronicles of disaster.
- 328
- 00:16:58,182 --> 00:17:01,153
- Oh, no way!
- I love comics. Huh?
- 329
- 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,688
- Ho-ho!
- Yoink.
- 330
- 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,724
- Hey, hey!
- We got one rule here, kid.
- 331
- 00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:10,226
- No crime.
- 332
- 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,562
- But this
- is Supervillain City.
- 333
- 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,630
- Exactly.
- Without that rule,
- 334
- 00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:17,432
- how long you think
- this place would last?
- 335
- 00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:19,768
- Hmm. Makes sense.
- 336
- 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,703
- - Hey there, sucker.
- - Hello.
- 337
- 00:17:21,705 --> 00:17:23,573
- - You ever get shot in the keister?
- - No.
- 338
- 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:26,342
- - Well, I got a deal on bulletproof underpants.
- - Really?
- 339
- 00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,577
- - Wanna blow up the planet?
- - Maybe.
- 340
- 00:17:28,579 --> 00:17:31,847
- Of course, you do. Doesn't mean
- you have to blow up your savings.
- 341
- 00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:35,317
- Two-for-one nukes at Discount
- Desmond's Bomb-O-Rama!
- 342
- 00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:37,186
- Hey, I saw him first,
- sweetheart!
- 343
- 00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:39,388
- Well, get lost, buddy,
- because this is my corner.
- 344
- 00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:41,724
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Leave him alone, would ya?
- 345
- 00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:45,361
- He's a Class 3 trainee.
- He's got no evil plans.
- 346
- 00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:46,728
- Or money.
- 347
- 00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:48,463
- Hey, wait! Come back!
- 348
- 00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:49,899
- I totally have evil plans.
- 349
- 00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:52,468
- Great, kid.
- Now let's go find us a job.
- 350
- 00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:54,202
- - Ow.
- - If we can.
- 351
- 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,873
- Henchman today,
- supervillain tomorrow.
- 352
- 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,641
- Hey, what's that!
- 353
- 00:17:58,643 --> 00:18:01,510
- That is the henchmen job fair.
- 354
- 00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:03,880
- Wow!
- 355
- 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,748
- Hey! Free water wings
- when you sign up with Tsunami.
- 356
- 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,620
- Oh, come on! I'll throw in
- a pair of flood pants.
- 357
- 00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:12,787
- No way!
- 358
- 00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:14,422
- It's Shark Hands!
- 359
- 00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,258
- And Twisted Squidster!
- 360
- 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,793
- I get to choose
- who I work for?
- 361
- 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:21,229
- Ah, no. I get to choose
- who we work for.
- 362
- 00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,298
- How 'bout Dr. Manbaby?
- 363
- 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,799
- - See that diaper.
- - Yeah.
- 364
- 00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:27,170
- - Not just a costume.
- - Oh, cool.
- 365
- 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,804
- Oh, wait. No. Eww.
- 366
- 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:30,940
- - Heads up!
- - Old Doug?
- 367
- 00:18:30,942 --> 00:18:33,543
- - Hey, boss.
- - What happened?
- 368
- 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,644
- I don't know.
- You just got here.
- 369
- 00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:38,180
- - Where's your body?
- - He went surfing with Dr. Shark Hands.
- 370
- 00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:41,551
- Yeah, that dude
- has serious rage issues.
- 371
- 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:44,786
- Now, I'm a spaceship.
- 372
- 00:18:44,788 --> 00:18:48,257
- Kid, meet the crew. You met Old Doug.
- This is Jane.
- 373
- 00:18:48,259 --> 00:18:50,459
- Hello there, peach fuzz.
- 374
- 00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:51,661
- - Stew.
- - Hey.
- 375
- 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,930
- - And Yakov.
- - Da.
- 376
- 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,664
- Great to meet you guys.
- 377
- 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:56,832
- So who we working for
- this time, boss?
- 378
- 00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,668
- Huh?
- 379
- 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,403
- - ♪ Baron ♪
- - Whoa!
- 380
- 00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:07,410
- ♪ Blackout ♪
- 381
- 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,546
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- 382
- 00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:15,418
- ♪ Baron ♪
- 383
- 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,286
- The Baron?
- 384
- 00:19:17,288 --> 00:19:20,555
- ♪ Baron Blackout ♪
- 385
- 00:19:20,557 --> 00:19:23,859
- Henchmen,
- come forth and join me,
- 386
- 00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:26,562
- the last name in super evil.
- 387
- 00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:29,701
- ♪ Baron Blackout ♪
- 388
- 00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:34,836
- Is this thing on?
- 389
- 00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:37,873
- Oh, forget it. Did I mention
- I'm paying triple?
- 390
- 00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:42,378
- - Whoo!
- - Sign me up!
- 391
- 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:46,315
- - Triple wages?
- - Uh, yes, please.
- 392
- 00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:48,017
- Ah! Easy, guys.
- Remember Hank's Henchmen
- 393
- 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,719
- Survival Rule Number Three?
- 394
- 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,453
- Oh, really?
- 395
- 00:19:51,455 --> 00:19:53,889
- We never work
- for Baron Blackout.
- 396
- 00:19:53,891 --> 00:19:55,324
- But triple pay, man!
- 397
- 00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:57,325
- And Rule Number Two.
- 398
- 00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:59,461
- It's triple pay!
- 399
- 00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:01,998
- I got bills, Hank. How am I
- gonna pay for my eye cream?
- 400
- 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,468
- That stuff is from Germany.
- It's gotta be imported.
- 401
- 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,536
- Who's ready to get paid?
- Am I right?
- 402
- 00:20:09,807 --> 00:20:11,507
- You are!
- I know you are, Dwayne!
- 403
- 00:20:11,509 --> 00:20:13,042
- I see you looking at me.
- 404
- 00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:15,378
- Come on! Get up here!
- 405
- 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:19,748
- My number-one rule:
- we never work with Biff.
- 406
- 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,684
- Get up here.
- 407
- 00:20:22,686 --> 00:20:25,888
- Well, well, well...
- 408
- 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,657
- Hank "Chore-again."
- 409
- 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:31,360
- Just read about that sweet move
- you pulled on the Gluttonator.
- 410
- 00:20:31,362 --> 00:20:33,696
- - Get lost, Biff.
- - Why don't you make me?
- 411
- 00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:34,930
- Janitor.
- 412
- 00:20:34,932 --> 00:20:36,966
- Well, since you asked
- so nice...
- 413
- 00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:39,934
- You wanna fight him, you're
- gonna have to get through me...
- 414
- 00:20:39,936 --> 00:20:41,937
- first.
- Oh, you're big.
- 415
- 00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:44,306
- Oh, who's this little squirt?
- 416
- 00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:46,374
- - I'm...
- - Oh, wait. I don't care.
- 417
- 00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:48,076
- Ow.
- 418
- 00:20:48,078 --> 00:20:51,782
- Later, mob jockeys.
- High-pay duty calls!
- 419
- 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,686
- Well, so much for that job.
- 420
- 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,586
- Forget that ding-a-ling.
- 421
- 00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:00,789
- Guys, we'll catch up
- with you later.
- 422
- 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:04,326
- Kid, let's start you off
- with something easy.
- 423
- 00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:07,732
- The Supervillain
- History Museum?
- 424
- 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,000
- Oh, man, I bet you
- come here all the time.
- 425
- 00:21:12,002 --> 00:21:13,938
- Never, kid.
- Not really my thing.
- 426
- 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,574
- Whoa...
- 427
- 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:22,611
- Look how big is!
- 428
- 00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:25,081
- - Best birthday ever!
- - Hey!
- 429
- 00:21:26,683 --> 00:21:30,119
- The Oozinator!
- Gross in the best way.
- 430
- 00:21:30,121 --> 00:21:32,888
- Oh! The Aquabot!
- 431
- 00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:35,824
- - Hey, kid.
- - No way!
- 432
- 00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:38,297
- It's the Ray of Absurd Fears.
- 433
- 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:41,697
- Platypus! Leg warmers!
- 434
- 00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:43,732
- Soup!
- 435
- 00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:46,568
- So, how 'bout we get started...
- 436
- 00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:47,836
- And there he goes.
- 437
- 00:21:47,838 --> 00:21:50,041
- Oh! A big thing covered
- in a sheet!
- 438
- 00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:55,577
- Whoa! This is
- the Time Bandit, Hank.
- 439
- 00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:57,613
- Looks a lot more "was"
- than "is."
- 440
- 00:21:57,615 --> 00:22:00,449
- The Supers dropped
- a volcano on it,
- 441
- 00:22:00,451 --> 00:22:03,719
- sealing him
- in this giant diamond tomb.
- 442
- 00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:04,987
- Superheroes.
- 443
- 00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:06,756
- Always with the overkill.
- 444
- 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,123
- No. They were scared.
- 445
- 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:11,861
- That glowing orb there,
- that's whatifium.
- 446
- 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:15,730
- Hmm. Now, where did I put
- my "dontcarium"?
- 447
- 00:22:15,732 --> 00:22:17,165
- I don't think you understand,
- Hank.
- 448
- 00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:18,734
- You break that thing open,
- 449
- 00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:21,473
- and it makes all
- your dreams come true.
- 450
- 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,873
- That sounds great,
- but listen up.
- 451
- 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:26,609
- There's no magic time bomb.
- 452
- 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,943
- So get a grip, kid...
- 453
- 00:22:28,945 --> 00:22:30,645
- on this mop.
- 454
- 00:22:30,647 --> 00:22:33,017
- All right.
- You got it, boss.
- 455
- 00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:37,152
- Oh, hey.
- 456
- 00:22:37,154 --> 00:22:38,754
- Watch it. Oh.
- 457
- 00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:41,190
- Sorry.
- I was reading and walking.
- 458
- 00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:44,559
- Here, let me help you.
- 459
- 00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:47,630
- - Thanks.
- - Wait.
- 460
- 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:49,198
- - Don't I know you?
- - Ugh.
- 461
- 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,966
- - That's original.
- - No.
- 462
- 00:22:50,968 --> 00:22:52,168
- You were a scientist
- for Baron Blackout,
- 463
- 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,768
- and I was...
- 464
- 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:54,903
- The henchman who saved
- those kids.
- 465
- 00:22:54,905 --> 00:22:57,773
- - Yeah.
- - Wait.
- 466
- 00:22:57,775 --> 00:23:00,709
- - When did you...
- - Get demoted to mop jockey?
- 467
- 00:23:00,711 --> 00:23:03,045
- About one hour after
- we last saw each other.
- 468
- 00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:04,779
- - Seriously?
- - Yeah, well...
- 469
- 00:23:04,781 --> 00:23:07,516
- I'm Hank... Hank Corrigan.
- 470
- 00:23:07,518 --> 00:23:10,084
- Jolene... Zen.
- 471
- 00:23:10,086 --> 00:23:12,587
- - Museum curator.
- - Yeah.
- 472
- 00:23:12,589 --> 00:23:16,659
- All the cool gadgets
- with none of the crazy bosses.
- 473
- 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,059
- Oh, that sounds great.
- 474
- 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:21,063
- Oh, no.
- 475
- 00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:22,998
- - Hey!
- - Really, kid?
- 476
- 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,670
- - What are you doing?
- - I barely touched it.
- 477
- 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:30,672
- I just restored this.
- 478
- 00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:33,209
- I'm sorry.
- 479
- 00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:37,479
- Uh, hi. My name is Laura...
- I mean Larry... Lester.
- 480
- 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,883
- Yeah, he's fresh
- off the hover bus
- 481
- 00:23:41,885 --> 00:23:44,085
- and a little too excited
- about all things evil.
- 482
- 00:23:44,087 --> 00:23:47,088
- It's all right.
- Just be careful.
- 483
- 00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:49,158
- I'll keep him on a short leash.
- 484
- 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,825
- So, hey, what are you
- doing later?
- 485
- 00:23:50,827 --> 00:23:53,728
- I was thinking maybe,
- I don't know, we could...
- 486
- 00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:56,231
- Oh, sorry. I have to take this.
- 487
- 00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:59,901
- Ooh, gotta run. Yeah.
- Nice seeing you again, Hank.
- 488
- 00:23:59,903 --> 00:24:01,103
- Yeah, nice...
- 489
- 00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:04,840
- seeing you, too.
- 490
- 00:24:04,842 --> 00:24:06,574
- Boy, is she pretty.
- 491
- 00:24:06,576 --> 00:24:08,244
- All right, kid, fun's over.
- 492
- 00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:10,645
- We got a lot of mopping to do.
- 493
- 00:24:10,647 --> 00:24:12,847
- Hey, look!
- She forgot her computer.
- 494
- 00:24:12,849 --> 00:24:14,650
- Perfect!
- Kid, I'll be right back.
- 495
- 00:24:14,652 --> 00:24:16,852
- Don't move a muscle.
- 496
- 00:24:16,854 --> 00:24:18,722
- Not a muscle.
- 497
- 00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:21,859
- You got it, Hank.
- 498
- 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,997
- Not a muscle.
- 499
- 00:24:31,801 --> 00:24:34,169
- Henchmen! Attention!
- 500
- 00:24:34,171 --> 00:24:36,005
- Yes, sir!
- 501
- 00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:39,775
- The time has finally come
- to meet your master of menace,
- 502
- 00:24:39,777 --> 00:24:41,876
- your titan of tyranny,
- 503
- 00:24:41,878 --> 00:24:45,146
- and ultimate evil overlord!
- 504
- 00:24:45,148 --> 00:24:48,616
- Henchmen, I give you...
- 505
- 00:24:48,618 --> 00:24:51,053
- ♪ Baron Blackout ♪
- 506
- 00:24:51,055 --> 00:24:52,921
- Ha ha!
- 507
- 00:24:52,923 --> 00:24:57,159
- Welcome, my obedient
- and disposable horde.
- 508
- 00:24:57,161 --> 00:25:00,662
- Join me on my quest
- for global domination
- 509
- 00:25:00,664 --> 00:25:03,198
- and outright devotion.
- 510
- 00:25:07,904 --> 00:25:08,903
- Stop it!
- Not now!
- 511
- 00:25:08,905 --> 00:25:09,939
- No!
- 512
- 00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:14,176
- Oh, I've had it.
- I can't see. Biff!
- 513
- 00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:17,313
- - Help me get this thing off.
- - Of course, sir.
- 514
- 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,980
- - Come on, hurry up.
- - Here we go.
- 515
- 00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:20,682
- - Ah!
- - That's it, that's it.
- 516
- 00:25:20,684 --> 00:25:22,918
- - Now, easy. Easy.
- - No. Hold still. Hold still.
- 517
- 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,353
- - I can't see!
- - Don't do that. I got... I got it.
- 518
- 00:25:25,355 --> 00:25:26,988
- Let me. Let me.
- 519
- 00:25:26,990 --> 00:25:28,724
- Oh, come on.
- 520
- 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:35,064
- - Almost there!
- - Oh! Do it now!
- 521
- 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,699
- - Almost...
- - Do it now!
- 522
- 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,668
- Are you all right, Baron?
- 523
- 00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:41,970
- Biff, you
- lumbering buffoon.
- 524
- 00:25:41,972 --> 00:25:45,207
- Why are there no
- nose holes in this thing?
- 525
- 00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:47,809
- I'm so sorry, sir. I'll have
- some drilled right away.
- 526
- 00:25:47,811 --> 00:25:50,211
- Forget it. No more mask.
- 527
- 00:25:50,213 --> 00:25:52,347
- No more hiding.
- 528
- 00:25:52,349 --> 00:25:54,350
- But, sir, the union of evil,
- 529
- 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:58,219
- they banned you
- for when you fled.
- 530
- 00:25:58,221 --> 00:26:00,823
- Fled! I did not flee.
- 531
- 00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:03,691
- That was a strategic retreat.
- 532
- 00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:05,728
- Brilliant, sir!
- 533
- 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,395
- A ten year retreat!
- 534
- 00:26:07,397 --> 00:26:09,864
- - Shut your bulbous face.
- - Yes, sir.
- 535
- 00:26:09,866 --> 00:26:11,232
- Sorry, sir.
- 536
- 00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:13,869
- Now, you there,
- in the helmet.
- 537
- 00:26:13,871 --> 00:26:16,705
- Uh, me?
- 538
- 00:26:16,707 --> 00:26:18,974
- No, of course not, you.
- Him!
- 539
- 00:26:18,976 --> 00:26:21,876
- - Me?
- - You're wearing a helmet, aren't you?
- 540
- 00:26:21,878 --> 00:26:23,045
- Uh, yeah.
- 541
- 00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:24,246
- Imbecile.
- 542
- 00:26:24,248 --> 00:26:25,250
- Come forward.
- 543
- 00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,183
- Stand over there by the wall.
- 544
- 00:26:29,185 --> 00:26:30,719
- Uh, yes, sir.
- 545
- 00:26:30,721 --> 00:26:34,890
- I have a few questions
- for you on the subject...
- 546
- 00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:40,198
- ...of loyalty.
- 547
- 00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:45,066
- Yeah! Come and get some!
- 548
- 00:26:45,068 --> 00:26:46,301
- Pew! Pew! Pew!
- 549
- 00:26:46,303 --> 00:26:49,074
- Oh, no way!
- 550
- 00:26:50,407 --> 00:26:53,875
- I am Hell Hawk!
- Super Screech Attack!
- 551
- 00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:58,180
- Huh? Cool!
- 552
- 00:26:58,182 --> 00:27:02,918
- Fear the mind-sucking gaze
- of Brain Drain.
- 553
- 00:27:07,825 --> 00:27:10,191
- How do you stop
- this thing? Aah!
- 554
- 00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:12,026
- No!
- 555
- 00:27:12,028 --> 00:27:13,828
- Well, that
- could have been worse.
- 556
- 00:27:13,830 --> 00:27:15,699
- No, no, no, no!
- Please stop! Oh!
- 557
- 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:21,103
- Huh? What's that?
- 558
- 00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:23,037
- "Ubersuit Prototype."
- 559
- 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:24,643
- Whoa!
- 560
- 00:27:26,076 --> 00:27:29,944
- Oh, man.
- This is too cool.
- 561
- 00:27:29,946 --> 00:27:33,481
- They call me The Orphan!
- 562
- 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:36,317
- - Input password.
- - Password?
- 563
- 00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:38,187
- Password, correct.
- 564
- 00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:40,725
- What's happening? Huh?
- 565
- 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,257
- Uh...
- 566
- 00:27:43,259 --> 00:27:47,228
- Okay, how about
- I take the helmet off
- 567
- 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,363
- and you go back in your box?
- 568
- 00:27:51,335 --> 00:27:53,401
- Hey! Oh!
- 569
- 00:27:53,403 --> 00:27:55,103
- Aah! Ooh!
- 570
- 00:27:55,105 --> 00:27:57,271
- Get away from me!
- 571
- 00:27:57,273 --> 00:28:00,808
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- 572
- 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:03,277
- ♪ Everybody was fighting ♪
- 573
- 00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:05,080
- ♪ And the music was soothing ♪
- 574
- 00:28:05,082 --> 00:28:06,949
- ♪ And they all started
- grooving ♪
- 575
- 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:08,083
- Gotcha.
- 576
- 00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:09,821
- Aw, come on!
- 577
- 00:28:11,221 --> 00:28:13,020
- - Hey!
- - ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪
- 578
- 00:28:13,022 --> 00:28:16,357
- - Oh!
- - ♪ Ballroom blitz ♪
- 579
- 00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,959
- Stop!
- 580
- 00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:21,162
- - Kid?
- - Hank?
- 581
- 00:28:21,164 --> 00:28:22,264
- What are you doing?
- 582
- 00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:24,365
- Helmet! Suit! Chaos!
- 583
- 00:28:25,836 --> 00:28:27,038
- Hey!
- 584
- 00:28:29,038 --> 00:28:30,974
- Lester!
- 585
- 00:28:32,276 --> 00:28:34,843
- Oh, no, no, no!
- 586
- 00:28:34,845 --> 00:28:36,247
- This cannot be happening.
- 587
- 00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:40,317
- Whoa! Oh, man.
- 588
- 00:28:43,253 --> 00:28:46,421
- Oh!
- 589
- 00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:47,858
- Try that one on.
- 590
- 00:28:49,393 --> 00:28:52,126
- So what do you think, Lou?
- 591
- 00:28:52,128 --> 00:28:54,429
- I think there's
- a new sheriff in town.
- 592
- 00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:57,298
- Yo, check this out.
- 593
- 00:28:59,269 --> 00:29:01,269
- Magnum A.I. on patrol!
- 594
- 00:29:01,271 --> 00:29:05,173
- - Hey, you hear an alarm?
- - Yeah, I do.
- 595
- 00:29:05,175 --> 00:29:07,441
- Oooh! Maybe someone's
- stealing things!
- 596
- 00:29:07,443 --> 00:29:09,411
- Let's check the news.
- 597
- 00:29:09,413 --> 00:29:11,145
- Terri will know
- what's going on.
- 598
- 00:29:11,147 --> 00:29:12,881
- She is very reputable.
- 599
- 00:29:12,883 --> 00:29:14,482
- - Boom.
- - Good evening.
- 600
- 00:29:14,484 --> 00:29:17,018
- I'm Terri Murphy, and this
- is your Super News at 7.
- 601
- 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:19,421
- All right!
- 602
- 00:29:19,423 --> 00:29:21,556
- What do the Pressure Cooker,
- Blast Radius,
- 603
- 00:29:21,558 --> 00:29:24,159
- and Dr. Manbaby
- all have in common?
- 604
- 00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:27,429
- They were all defeated today
- by the Friendly Force Five.
- 605
- 00:29:31,234 --> 00:29:34,369
- Well, Captain Superior,
- you sure had a busy day.
- 606
- 00:29:34,371 --> 00:29:37,038
- Mmm, no, we were done
- by noon.
- 607
- 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,842
- These evil fools got no game.
- 608
- 00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:41,476
- Like, none.
- 609
- 00:29:41,478 --> 00:29:44,846
- We could really use a challenge,
- you know what I'm saying?
- 610
- 00:29:44,848 --> 00:29:47,216
- Well, you may just get
- your wish.
- 611
- 00:29:47,218 --> 00:29:48,449
- This just in.
- 612
- 00:29:48,451 --> 00:29:50,451
- A brand-new supervillain
- is on the loose.
- 613
- 00:29:50,453 --> 00:29:53,188
- In a matter of hours,
- this unknown menace
- 614
- 00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:55,524
- has caused more chaos
- than most supervillains have
- 615
- 00:29:55,526 --> 00:29:57,226
- in a lifetime.
- 616
- 00:29:57,228 --> 00:30:00,228
- He's been seen
- decimating birthday cakes,
- 617
- 00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:01,496
- spawning tidal waves,
- 618
- 00:30:01,498 --> 00:30:03,865
- and ravaging
- the Apex City Zoo.
- 619
- 00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:06,067
- Nobody is safe
- from the mayhem.
- 620
- 00:30:06,069 --> 00:30:08,269
- Not even Pop Pop.
- 621
- 00:30:08,271 --> 00:30:10,104
- We may not know his name
- or motives yet,
- 622
- 00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:12,140
- but one thing is very clear.
- 623
- 00:30:12,142 --> 00:30:14,343
- This guy means business.
- 624
- 00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:20,481
- Today marked
- the first Koala in space.
- 625
- 00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:22,250
- The little one's name is Kiki,
- 626
- 00:30:22,252 --> 00:30:25,152
- and she comes from the zoo
- right here in Apex City.
- 627
- 00:30:25,154 --> 00:30:26,990
- Good on ya, Kiki.
- 628
- 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,558
- So, you ready for action,
- Captain Superior?
- 629
- 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,161
- Uh... Uh...
- Listen, Carrie...
- 630
- 00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:34,997
- - It's Terri.
- - Whatever.
- 631
- 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,265
- Good thoughts,
- 632
- 00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:38,901
- but we just saved
- the entire world,
- 633
- 00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:41,236
- like, again,
- and we're kind of
- 634
- 00:30:41,238 --> 00:30:43,104
- - eating right now.
- - Hey, come on!
- 635
- 00:30:43,106 --> 00:30:45,039
- - So...
- - Give me my sandwich!
- 636
- 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:46,574
- Ahh!
- 637
- 00:30:50,446 --> 00:30:52,247
- Where were you at 6 p.m.?
- 638
- 00:30:52,249 --> 00:30:54,516
- I was at home
- shaving my chest. I swear.
- 639
- 00:30:54,518 --> 00:30:56,153
- Hmm, very smooth.
- 640
- 00:30:58,188 --> 00:31:00,291
- So much for laying low.
- 641
- 00:31:02,992 --> 00:31:05,393
- I could run.
- 642
- 00:31:05,395 --> 00:31:07,328
- Oh, it'll just
- make me look guilty.
- 643
- 00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:09,998
- Why'd I even become
- a henchman?
- 644
- 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,699
- I should build
- a time machine.
- 645
- 00:31:13,403 --> 00:31:16,404
- Or better yet,
- I could use...
- 646
- 00:31:16,406 --> 00:31:18,440
- What-if-ium!
- 647
- 00:31:18,442 --> 00:31:20,676
- Get real, Hank.
- 648
- 00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:22,544
- Well, I guess the kid got
- exactly what he wanted.
- 649
- 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,448
- Clearly, he wasn't
- the bumbling newb
- 650
- 00:31:26,450 --> 00:31:27,552
- he pretended to be.
- 651
- 00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:32,955
- I think he was
- a cold, calculating
- 652
- 00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:35,056
- criminal mastermind.
- 653
- 00:31:35,058 --> 00:31:36,959
- Help me!
- 654
- 00:31:39,696 --> 00:31:42,197
- Well, Hank,
- look on the bright side.
- 655
- 00:31:42,199 --> 00:31:44,199
- At least you
- got rid of him. Huh?
- 656
- 00:31:44,201 --> 00:31:46,168
- Huh?
- 657
- 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:48,473
- What?
- 658
- 00:31:57,748 --> 00:31:59,347
- Okay. All right.
- You got me.
- 659
- 00:31:59,349 --> 00:32:00,317
- I give up.
- 660
- 00:32:04,454 --> 00:32:05,720
- - Help.
- - Huh?
- 661
- 00:32:10,626 --> 00:32:12,259
- Oh, my head.
- 662
- 00:32:12,261 --> 00:32:13,628
- Kid?
- 663
- 00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:17,599
- Hank? Oh, man,
- I am so glad to see you.
- 664
- 00:32:17,601 --> 00:32:19,401
- Hey, hey.
- Hey! Get off me!
- 665
- 00:32:19,403 --> 00:32:20,602
- Oh! Oh, sorry.
- 666
- 00:32:20,604 --> 00:32:22,336
- You just destroyed
- my apartment.
- 667
- 00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:24,238
- What? No, I didn't. I...
- 668
- 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,476
- Oh. Yes. I did.
- 669
- 00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:29,745
- Wait a second.
- You've never been here.
- 670
- 00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:31,145
- How did you find me?
- 671
- 00:32:31,147 --> 00:32:32,213
- I didn't.
- 672
- 00:32:32,215 --> 00:32:34,115
- I think it did.
- 673
- 00:32:34,117 --> 00:32:36,418
- Look, whatever your
- ridiculous plan is,
- 674
- 00:32:36,420 --> 00:32:37,486
- I want no part of it.
- 675
- 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:38,786
- Plan?
- 676
- 00:32:38,788 --> 00:32:41,489
- You think
- I stole this thing?
- 677
- 00:32:41,491 --> 00:32:43,758
- You just smashed through
- my wall wearing it.
- 678
- 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,794
- Yeah, but... that's
- not what happened.
- 679
- 00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:47,629
- Sure, I tried the helmet on,
- 680
- 00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:49,765
- but then the suit
- just grabbed me.
- 681
- 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:52,401
- Look, kid, you want to be
- a supervillain,
- 682
- 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:53,434
- you're on your own.
- 683
- 00:32:53,436 --> 00:32:55,303
- I can't do this alone.
- 684
- 00:32:55,305 --> 00:32:56,671
- I need your help.
- 685
- 00:32:56,673 --> 00:32:58,239
- You're my mentor.
- 686
- 00:32:58,241 --> 00:32:59,507
- Not anymore.
- 687
- 00:32:59,509 --> 00:33:01,043
- What am I supposed to do?
- 688
- 00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:03,545
- - Figure it out!
- - I told you I can't!
- 689
- 00:33:03,547 --> 00:33:04,645
- Kid... Whoa!
- 690
- 00:33:07,284 --> 00:33:09,551
- Ah! Oh, no!
- I am so sorry, Hank.
- 691
- 00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:11,119
- Are you hurt?
- I didn't mean to...
- 692
- 00:33:11,121 --> 00:33:12,153
- I can't control this thing.
- 693
- 00:33:12,155 --> 00:33:13,521
- - Whoa.
- - Ah! Help me!
- 694
- 00:33:13,523 --> 00:33:14,789
- Okay, hold on.
- 695
- 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:20,128
- Uh... Open the visor.
- 696
- 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,463
- Open the visor?
- I can't!
- 697
- 00:33:22,465 --> 00:33:23,532
- Oh...
- 698
- 00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:25,801
- - What now?
- - Sorry, kid.
- 699
- 00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:27,134
- Why?
- 700
- 00:33:27,136 --> 00:33:28,138
- Ahh!
- 701
- 00:33:32,809 --> 00:33:35,209
- Not to worry.
- Almost done.
- 702
- 00:33:35,211 --> 00:33:36,812
- Just one more question.
- 703
- 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:38,180
- Uh, yes, sir?
- 704
- 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:41,349
- Which is your
- favorite... nut?
- 705
- 00:33:41,351 --> 00:33:43,351
- Oh, uh...
- 706
- 00:33:43,353 --> 00:33:44,553
- Favorite, sir?
- 707
- 00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:49,190
- Yes. Almond? Filbert?
- Brazil?
- 708
- 00:33:49,192 --> 00:33:51,426
- Oh. Macadamia. Sir.
- 709
- 00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:52,827
- Right, then.
- 710
- 00:33:52,829 --> 00:33:55,729
- So, when you find yourself
- at a communal nut bowl,
- 711
- 00:33:55,731 --> 00:33:57,632
- do you take a polite handful,
- 712
- 00:33:57,634 --> 00:34:01,569
- or do you pick out just
- your beloved Macadamia?
- 713
- 00:34:01,571 --> 00:34:04,605
- Oh, uh, I guess
- it depends, sir.
- 714
- 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:06,574
- Does it?
- 715
- 00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:13,581
- Baron Blackout.
- 716
- 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:14,883
- Nuts to you.
- 717
- 00:34:14,885 --> 00:34:17,251
- Get it?
- See what I did there?
- 718
- 00:34:17,253 --> 00:34:18,452
- Next!
- 719
- 00:34:18,454 --> 00:34:21,322
- - Uh, Baron...
- - I said next.
- 720
- 00:34:21,324 --> 00:34:22,624
- Well, that was
- the last one, sir.
- 721
- 00:34:22,626 --> 00:34:24,758
- What are you talking about?
- 722
- 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,262
- Oh, how is this possible?
- 723
- 00:34:27,264 --> 00:34:30,231
- Uh, well, you
- blacked 'em all out, Baron.
- 724
- 00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:31,369
- - Look.
- - Huh?
- 725
- 00:34:33,469 --> 00:34:35,769
- Well, at
- least now they can be trusted.
- 726
- 00:34:35,771 --> 00:34:38,773
- - Is my ship ready?
- - Uh, no, sir.
- 727
- 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:45,780
- And what, pray tell, is
- your sorry excuse this time?
- 728
- 00:34:45,782 --> 00:34:48,483
- These things.
- They're useless.
- 729
- 00:34:48,485 --> 00:34:50,519
- Man, come on.
- 730
- 00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:52,354
- Baron Blackout.
- 731
- 00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:54,523
- - Well, do it without them.
- - Not possible, sir.
- 732
- 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,291
- We do need
- some henchmen.
- 733
- 00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:59,260
- - Brutus, help me!
- - Oh, nasty.
- 734
- 00:34:59,262 --> 00:35:01,229
- Fine.
- Then get more.
- 735
- 00:35:01,231 --> 00:35:02,796
- Of course, sir,
- but, uh,
- 736
- 00:35:02,798 --> 00:35:04,932
- what do I say if
- the Union has questions?
- 737
- 00:35:04,934 --> 00:35:06,400
- Leave it to me, Biff.
- 738
- 00:35:06,402 --> 00:35:09,570
- I'll put their worries
- to rest.
- 739
- 00:35:13,242 --> 00:35:14,842
- Ah! Get it off me!
- 740
- 00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,379
- Biff!
- 741
- 00:35:21,518 --> 00:35:22,784
- Hello?
- 742
- 00:35:22,786 --> 00:35:25,653
- Yes, I know.
- It's very bad, sir.
- 743
- 00:35:26,789 --> 00:35:28,289
- Who stole it?
- Ow!
- 744
- 00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:30,925
- No idea. Ah!
- 745
- 00:35:30,927 --> 00:35:32,827
- But this is
- Supervillain City,
- 746
- 00:35:32,829 --> 00:35:34,729
- so plenty of suspects.
- 747
- 00:35:34,731 --> 00:35:36,664
- Then figure it out!
- 748
- 00:35:36,666 --> 00:35:39,336
- Always a pleasure, sir.
- 749
- 00:35:43,273 --> 00:35:45,543
- What now?
- 750
- 00:35:48,445 --> 00:35:50,412
- Hello? Who's there?
- 751
- 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:53,280
- - Jolene?
- - Hank?
- 752
- 00:35:53,282 --> 00:35:54,983
- What are you...
- doing here?
- 753
- 00:35:54,985 --> 00:35:57,351
- Yeah, uh, I was in
- the neighborhood,
- 754
- 00:35:57,353 --> 00:35:58,954
- so thought I'd pop by.
- 755
- 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:00,487
- Pop by?
- 756
- 00:36:00,489 --> 00:36:02,824
- Wow. How did you get
- such a great place?
- 757
- 00:36:02,826 --> 00:36:04,291
- I bought it.
- 758
- 00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:05,693
- What is that?
- 759
- 00:36:05,695 --> 00:36:09,831
- Uh... you know that thing
- that happened at the museum?
- 760
- 00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:11,333
- Yes, of course I do.
- 761
- 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:14,438
- Okay, well,
- I really need a favor.
- 762
- 00:36:15,871 --> 00:36:17,706
- You?
- 763
- 00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,374
- You stole it?
- 764
- 00:36:19,376 --> 00:36:21,309
- Me? No, it was the kid.
- 765
- 00:36:21,311 --> 00:36:23,010
- Look, I wasn't even there.
- 766
- 00:36:23,012 --> 00:36:25,447
- Yes, you were, Hank.
- I talked to you.
- 767
- 00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:28,717
- Yeah, but...
- Here.
- 768
- 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,318
- I came looking for you,
- and when I got back,
- 769
- 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,920
- - the museum was...
- - Destroyed?
- 770
- 00:36:32,922 --> 00:36:34,389
- Yeah, I noticed.
- 771
- 00:36:34,391 --> 00:36:36,891
- Do you have any idea
- how bad this is?
- 772
- 00:36:36,893 --> 00:36:38,860
- Yes, I do.
- 773
- 00:36:41,931 --> 00:36:44,865
- Can you help us?
- 774
- 00:36:44,867 --> 00:36:47,269
- So who did
- this suit belong to?
- 775
- 00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:49,470
- A villain named
- Endgame.
- 776
- 00:36:49,472 --> 00:36:50,639
- Well, how did he
- get out of it?
- 777
- 00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:51,805
- Well...
- 778
- 00:36:51,807 --> 00:36:54,376
- - With a hose.
- - What?
- 779
- 00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:55,909
- He slammed straight into
- a mountain
- 780
- 00:36:55,911 --> 00:36:58,813
- the first time he used it.
- 781
- 00:36:58,815 --> 00:37:01,416
- Oh, man.
- 782
- 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:04,885
- Huh?
- 783
- 00:37:04,887 --> 00:37:05,954
- I can't move my arms.
- 784
- 00:37:05,956 --> 00:37:07,554
- - I...
- - Easy kid.
- 785
- 00:37:07,556 --> 00:37:08,657
- She's just trying to help.
- 786
- 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:09,891
- You get away from me!
- 787
- 00:37:09,893 --> 00:37:11,358
- Visor down.
- Visor down!
- 788
- 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,561
- Get back.
- You're scaring him.
- 789
- 00:37:13,563 --> 00:37:15,496
- Lester, no. No!
- 790
- 00:37:15,498 --> 00:37:16,764
- Great.
- 791
- 00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:20,805
- Lester, stop!
- 792
- 00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:31,945
- Help me.
- Help me!
- 793
- 00:37:31,947 --> 00:37:33,447
- Punch him in the face!
- 794
- 00:37:33,449 --> 00:37:35,050
- Ah! No punching.
- No punching!
- 795
- 00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:36,918
- Ohh! Ahh!
- 796
- 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,320
- Oh, no!
- 797
- 00:37:39,322 --> 00:37:41,055
- No one is going to hurt you.
- 798
- 00:37:41,057 --> 00:37:42,389
- You have to calm down.
- 799
- 00:37:42,391 --> 00:37:44,092
- - I can't!
- - Just breathe.
- 800
- 00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:45,959
- Breathe? Oh, my God,
- am I not breathing?
- 801
- 00:37:47,931 --> 00:37:49,530
- - Oh!
- - I want to get off. I want to get off!
- 802
- 00:37:49,532 --> 00:37:51,599
- Lester, breathe with me.
- 803
- 00:37:51,601 --> 00:37:53,668
- In. Out.
- 804
- 00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:57,706
- Slower. In. Out.
- 805
- 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,577
- That's the way.
- 806
- 00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:10,684
- So it's emotionally
- responsive.
- 807
- 00:38:10,686 --> 00:38:12,086
- Fascinating.
- 808
- 00:38:12,088 --> 00:38:15,423
- All right, so...
- how's this thing work?
- 809
- 00:38:15,425 --> 00:38:16,691
- Yeah. Please help me.
- 810
- 00:38:16,693 --> 00:38:18,559
- It's not that simple.
- 811
- 00:38:18,561 --> 00:38:19,827
- I need to take a scan,
- 812
- 00:38:19,829 --> 00:38:22,363
- run a whole battery of
- test scenarios.
- 813
- 00:38:22,365 --> 00:38:26,034
- Okay, then, so, um,
- just gonna let myself out.
- 814
- 00:38:26,036 --> 00:38:27,769
- Mm-hm.
- 815
- 00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:30,738
- Wait. You're leaving?
- Why?
- 816
- 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:34,641
- Uh, well...
- 817
- 00:38:34,643 --> 00:38:35,976
- I gotta fix my wall,
- 818
- 00:38:35,978 --> 00:38:38,713
- cover our tracks,
- 819
- 00:38:38,715 --> 00:38:41,849
- and I have to concoct
- an airtight alibi.
- 820
- 00:38:41,851 --> 00:38:43,717
- - Alibi?
- - Well, yeah.
- 821
- 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:44,885
- We don't want to
- go to prison.
- 822
- 00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:46,121
- We're going to prison?!
- 823
- 00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:48,123
- No! No, of course not.
- 824
- 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:50,992
- And anyway, as long as
- you're in that suit,
- 825
- 00:38:50,994 --> 00:38:54,162
- they don't make a cell
- strong enough to hold you.
- 826
- 00:38:54,164 --> 00:38:56,467
- Oh, yeah. Right.
- 827
- 00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:04,873
- So, that suit can
- blast through anything?
- 828
- 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,173
- Weren't you leaving?
- 829
- 00:39:06,175 --> 00:39:08,809
- Uh, yeah, hey, look.
- 830
- 00:39:08,811 --> 00:39:10,512
- I'm sorry about that.
- 831
- 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:13,514
- You know, it's been
- a really long, crazy day,
- 832
- 00:39:13,516 --> 00:39:16,753
- and I guess I just...
- I... I panicked.
- 833
- 00:39:18,822 --> 00:39:20,155
- I get it, Hank.
- 834
- 00:39:20,157 --> 00:39:21,623
- It's okay.
- 835
- 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,057
- Looks like it's gonna be
- a long night.
- 836
- 00:39:24,059 --> 00:39:25,793
- Do you have any coffee?
- 837
- 00:39:25,795 --> 00:39:28,095
- I only have herbal tea.
- 838
- 00:39:28,097 --> 00:39:30,164
- Hey. I love herbal tea.
- 839
- 00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:31,932
- Oh. Okay.
- 840
- 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:34,536
- Uh, well, I guess
- I'll be right back.
- 841
- 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,037
- No rush.
- 842
- 00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:37,905
- It's not like we're
- goin' anywhere.
- 843
- 00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:43,211
- Perfect.
- 844
- 00:39:43,213 --> 00:39:44,646
- All right, kid, let's go.
- 845
- 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:46,447
- - But what about your tea?
- - Shh.
- 846
- 00:39:46,449 --> 00:39:47,581
- You want to be
- a supervillain, right?
- 847
- 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:48,682
- Well, of course, but...
- 848
- 00:39:48,684 --> 00:39:49,918
- I got a new plan, kid.
- 849
- 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,786
- One that will
- totally fix this.
- 850
- 00:39:51,788 --> 00:39:54,054
- And, well, everything.
- 851
- 00:39:54,056 --> 00:39:56,191
- - Everything?
- - Yeah.
- 852
- 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,525
- So what do you say?
- 853
- 00:39:57,527 --> 00:39:58,729
- Apprentice.
- 854
- 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:04,865
- So, I have
- Raspberry Dazzler,
- 855
- 00:40:04,867 --> 00:40:06,867
- Blueberry Nighty-night,
- 856
- 00:40:06,869 --> 00:40:08,068
- and Lemon...
- 857
- 00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:09,604
- Ginger!
- 858
- 00:40:09,606 --> 00:40:11,873
- Of course.
- 859
- 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,478
- You're gone.
- 860
- 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,010
- There we are.
- 861
- 00:40:17,012 --> 00:40:19,112
- Roid Rage has got
- his finger on the detonator,
- 862
- 00:40:19,114 --> 00:40:20,548
- not a super hero in sight.
- 863
- 00:40:20,550 --> 00:40:21,950
- Then what happened?
- 864
- 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:25,686
- Well, he finishes an
- extended maniacal cackle,
- 865
- 00:40:25,688 --> 00:40:26,854
- and it leaves him thirsty,
- 866
- 00:40:26,856 --> 00:40:28,490
- so he takes
- a sip of coffee,
- 867
- 00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:30,724
- - and, boom!
- - He blew up the planet.
- 868
- 00:40:30,726 --> 00:40:32,159
- Classic Roid Rage.
- 869
- 00:40:32,161 --> 00:40:35,162
- No, no.
- Stew brought him decaf,
- 870
- 00:40:35,164 --> 00:40:36,597
- Roid Rage flips out,
- 871
- 00:40:36,599 --> 00:40:39,133
- completely trashes
- his own lair,
- 872
- 00:40:39,135 --> 00:40:40,834
- supers take full credit,
- of course,
- 873
- 00:40:40,836 --> 00:40:43,704
- but really, Stew saved
- the entire world.
- 874
- 00:40:43,706 --> 00:40:47,175
- Wow. I guess a lot can happen
- on your first day, huh?
- 875
- 00:40:47,177 --> 00:40:48,775
- Yeah, tell me about it.
- 876
- 00:40:48,777 --> 00:40:50,577
- Oh! Story time.
- 877
- 00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:52,613
- That was
- a long time ago, kid.
- 878
- 00:40:52,615 --> 00:40:55,583
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 879
- 00:40:55,585 --> 00:40:57,050
- Proceed.
- 880
- 00:40:57,052 --> 00:40:58,853
- Okay, okay.
- 881
- 00:40:58,855 --> 00:41:01,588
- I was working for that
- Baron Blackout guy...
- 882
- 00:41:05,128 --> 00:41:07,896
- Ahh! A cow?
- 883
- 00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:10,130
- Yeah, you nailed it, sir!
- 884
- 00:41:10,132 --> 00:41:11,766
- I wasn't aiming for
- the cow.
- 885
- 00:41:11,768 --> 00:41:14,536
- I was aiming for that!
- 886
- 00:41:14,538 --> 00:41:15,603
- Children?
- 887
- 00:41:15,605 --> 00:41:17,204
- You can't do that.
- 888
- 00:41:17,206 --> 00:41:18,740
- I'm Baron Blackout.
- 889
- 00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:20,608
- I can do whatever I want.
- 890
- 00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:25,012
- See that, trainee?
- That's how it's done.
- 891
- 00:41:25,014 --> 00:41:27,749
- More power.
- Give me full power!
- 892
- 00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:29,550
- No! You can't do this.
- 893
- 00:41:29,552 --> 00:41:31,019
- Get her out of my sight.
- 894
- 00:41:32,188 --> 00:41:33,688
- Sir, super heroes!
- 895
- 00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:34,755
- Hello?
- 896
- 00:41:34,757 --> 00:41:37,057
- Any baddie home?
- 897
- 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:40,228
- Captain Superior.
- 898
- 00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:42,296
- I'm going to enjoy this.
- 899
- 00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:46,233
- How's that for a headline?
- 900
- 00:41:46,235 --> 00:41:47,769
- Here's a headline.
- 901
- 00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:49,304
- Blathering heroes,
- 902
- 00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:52,072
- fail to save children...
- 903
- 00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:53,974
- then die.
- 904
- 00:41:53,976 --> 00:41:56,043
- - Oh!
- - Ha!
- 905
- 00:41:58,847 --> 00:42:00,213
- What?
- It can't be!
- 906
- 00:42:00,215 --> 00:42:02,717
- No. No.
- 907
- 00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,686
- No, no, no, no!
- 908
- 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:06,588
- My blackout ray.
- 909
- 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,055
- It happens to
- the best of us.
- 910
- 00:42:08,057 --> 00:42:09,222
- Huh?
- 911
- 00:42:11,193 --> 00:42:12,793
- Hey! Shut up!
- 912
- 00:42:12,795 --> 00:42:13,961
- Yes, sir.
- 913
- 00:42:13,963 --> 00:42:16,664
- What's this?
- How dare you.
- 914
- 00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:18,800
- - Get him!
- - Huh?
- 915
- 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:20,934
- Wait a second,
- I remember this one.
- 916
- 00:42:20,936 --> 00:42:23,338
- "Friendly Force Five,"
- issue 126.
- 917
- 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,072
- "The Henchman with
- a Heart of Gold."
- 918
- 00:42:25,074 --> 00:42:26,673
- Please don't call me that.
- 919
- 00:42:26,675 --> 00:42:28,208
- Yeah,
- and right after that,
- 920
- 00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:30,845
- Baron was all like,
- "Strategic retreat!"
- 921
- 00:42:30,847 --> 00:42:32,679
- And then he took off in his
- secret escape pod thingy.
- 922
- 00:42:34,617 --> 00:42:36,851
- The henchmen had to
- surrender, and were, like...
- 923
- 00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:39,153
- "Do you know
- what you've done?
- 924
- 00:42:39,155 --> 00:42:40,988
- And you were, like,
- "I saved those kids."
- 925
- 00:42:40,990 --> 00:42:42,724
- And he said,
- 926
- 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:45,360
- "I'm gonna tell the Union
- all about it"
- 927
- 00:42:45,362 --> 00:42:48,095
- And then everybody
- laughed and laughed,
- 928
- 00:42:48,097 --> 00:42:50,697
- and laughed, and laughed.
- 929
- 00:42:52,835 --> 00:42:54,302
- And as for you...
- 930
- 00:42:54,304 --> 00:42:57,271
- I've been pushing a mop
- ever since.
- 931
- 00:42:57,273 --> 00:42:59,374
- Right.
- 932
- 00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:01,409
- Okay, lift, kid.
- 933
- 00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:04,711
- There.
- That should be enough.
- 934
- 00:43:04,713 --> 00:43:06,014
- Enough for what?
- 935
- 00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:07,248
- You want to be
- a supervillain,
- 936
- 00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:09,416
- you gotta learn
- how to use the suit.
- 937
- 00:43:09,418 --> 00:43:11,119
- How am I gonna do that?
- 938
- 00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:13,420
- All you need is
- the right motivation.
- 939
- 00:43:15,291 --> 00:43:17,025
- Whoa!
- 940
- 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:19,327
- Ahh!
- 941
- 00:43:19,329 --> 00:43:20,994
- Ahh! Huh?
- 942
- 00:43:20,996 --> 00:43:23,331
- Ahh!
- 943
- 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,168
- Uh-oh.
- Whoa-oh-oh!
- 944
- 00:43:27,170 --> 00:43:30,003
- ♪ I keep rollin'
- down the road ♪
- 945
- 00:43:33,909 --> 00:43:35,876
- - Go!
- - Oh!
- 946
- 00:43:37,347 --> 00:43:39,447
- ♪ I keep rollin'
- down the road ♪
- 947
- 00:43:39,449 --> 00:43:41,883
- Whoops.
- 948
- 00:43:43,353 --> 00:43:45,318
- ♪ I ain't got me nobody ♪
- 949
- 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,954
- - Kid?
- - I'm okay.
- 950
- 00:43:47,956 --> 00:43:49,356
- Fire!
- 951
- 00:43:49,358 --> 00:43:50,425
- - Hey!
- - Sorry.
- 952
- 00:43:51,427 --> 00:43:53,827
- Fire!
- 953
- 00:43:53,829 --> 00:43:55,063
- Come on, dig deep.
- 954
- 00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:05,338
- Wow!
- 955
- 00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:07,307
- Yeah! That was great!
- 956
- 00:44:07,309 --> 00:44:10,244
- - Fire.
- - Fire!
- 957
- 00:44:10,246 --> 00:44:12,813
- Ah-ha!
- 958
- 00:44:12,815 --> 00:44:14,347
- Oh, no.
- 959
- 00:44:16,052 --> 00:44:17,818
- - Oh.
- - Ahh! Ahh!
- 960
- 00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:24,358
- Come on.
- 961
- 00:44:26,195 --> 00:44:28,795
- - Yes!
- - Yeah! Ooh!
- 962
- 00:44:28,797 --> 00:44:30,063
- Excuse me.
- 963
- 00:44:33,235 --> 00:44:34,267
- Yeah!
- 964
- 00:44:34,269 --> 00:44:36,204
- Whoo!
- 965
- 00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:37,204
- You got this.
- 966
- 00:44:37,206 --> 00:44:38,472
- Yeah!
- 967
- 00:44:38,474 --> 00:44:40,974
- Woo!
- Wow!
- 968
- 00:44:40,976 --> 00:44:42,075
- Fire!
- 969
- 00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:48,118
- Hi-ya!
- 970
- 00:44:55,023 --> 00:44:57,157
- Whoa, yeah.
- There was, like, 20 of 'em.
- 971
- 00:44:57,159 --> 00:44:58,425
- Yeah,
- and pretty sure they were
- 972
- 00:44:58,427 --> 00:45:01,362
- - telepathic, cyborg...
- - Ninjas.
- 973
- 00:45:01,364 --> 00:45:03,965
- They're just lucky I didn't
- bring my nunchuckers to work.
- 974
- 00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:07,235
- Yeah. Bloop is like
- deadly with nunchucks.
- 975
- 00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:09,369
- You don't even know.
- Hi-ya!
- 976
- 00:45:09,371 --> 00:45:10,871
- Hey, hey, hey!
- 977
- 00:45:10,873 --> 00:45:12,039
- Hey!
- 978
- 00:45:12,041 --> 00:45:13,407
- - Give me that.
- - Oh, dizzy.
- 979
- 00:45:13,409 --> 00:45:16,177
- Get outta here,
- you...
- 980
- 00:45:17,413 --> 00:45:19,546
- To the perpetrators
- of this theft,
- 981
- 00:45:19,548 --> 00:45:23,251
- I don't care if you're
- a telepathic cyborg ninja...
- 982
- 00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:24,851
- or any other kind of ninja...
- 983
- 00:45:24,853 --> 00:45:28,322
- you will be caught,
- and you will be punished!
- 984
- 00:45:28,324 --> 00:45:30,391
- That is all.
- 985
- 00:45:30,393 --> 00:45:33,427
- Someone's in
- very deep doodoo.
- 986
- 00:45:33,429 --> 00:45:36,463
- Yeah. Just how stupid
- do you gotta be
- 987
- 00:45:36,465 --> 00:45:38,266
- to break our only law?
- 988
- 00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:40,434
- - Hey, guys.
- - Hank!
- 989
- 00:45:40,436 --> 00:45:42,436
- Who's thirsty?
- 990
- 00:45:42,438 --> 00:45:45,005
- Not me, boss.
- Lookie here.
- 991
- 00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:51,045
- Ahh...
- 992
- 00:45:51,047 --> 00:45:53,414
- Ah... Ahh.
- 993
- 00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:55,282
- Ahh.
- 994
- 00:45:55,284 --> 00:45:56,953
- It's bottomless.
- Like me.
- 995
- 00:45:58,221 --> 00:46:00,822
- So, Hank,
- you guys done or what?
- 996
- 00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:03,023
- Yeah. Yeah,
- you could say that.
- 997
- 00:46:03,025 --> 00:46:04,958
- Great. Let's get
- back to work.
- 998
- 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,561
- Whoa, guys.
- Hold on a second.
- 999
- 00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:09,362
- It's, uh...
- It's the kid.
- 1000
- 00:46:09,364 --> 00:46:12,335
- Dead already. Well,
- I've outlived another one.
- 1001
- 00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:16,304
- Okay, so last night...
- 1002
- 00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:18,505
- the kid and I,
- we were working...
- 1003
- 00:46:18,507 --> 00:46:21,441
- at the museum.
- 1004
- 00:46:21,443 --> 00:46:22,510
- Museum!
- 1005
- 00:46:22,512 --> 00:46:24,478
- - No!
- - Huh?
- 1006
- 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,914
- - What?
- - Uh... is closed,
- 1007
- 00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:30,851
- so, sorry, guys.
- Can't go there today.
- 1008
- 00:46:30,853 --> 00:46:32,485
- Aww...
- 1009
- 00:46:32,487 --> 00:46:34,054
- Keep it down.
- 1010
- 00:46:34,056 --> 00:46:36,057
- Hank, what's going on?
- 1011
- 00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:38,092
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- I think I got it.
- 1012
- 00:46:38,094 --> 00:46:40,461
- The kid saw the thieves.
- 1013
- 00:46:40,463 --> 00:46:43,264
- No, it's, uh... it's
- a little worse than that.
- 1014
- 00:46:43,266 --> 00:46:45,333
- Worse? How?
- I mean, it's not like
- 1015
- 00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:48,338
- you guys did it,
- or something.
- 1016
- 00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:54,374
- - Oh, Hank.
- - Huh?
- 1017
- 00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:55,943
- Oh.
- 1018
- 00:46:55,945 --> 00:46:57,945
- Oh, now that's not even
- close to funny, man.
- 1019
- 00:46:57,947 --> 00:46:59,079
- It was just an accident.
- 1020
- 00:46:59,081 --> 00:47:01,615
- Breaking a lamp is
- just an accident.
- 1021
- 00:47:01,617 --> 00:47:04,952
- - This is...
- - As bad as it gets. I know.
- 1022
- 00:47:04,954 --> 00:47:07,988
- Listen, if I could just
- get the kid back in there,
- 1023
- 00:47:07,990 --> 00:47:09,523
- I can make this all go away.
- 1024
- 00:47:09,525 --> 00:47:11,525
- Great!
- Then go do it.
- 1025
- 00:47:11,527 --> 00:47:13,494
- Put our drinks
- on your tab anyway.
- 1026
- 00:47:13,496 --> 00:47:15,496
- Yeah,
- what you waitin' for?
- 1027
- 00:47:15,498 --> 00:47:19,266
- - Uh, well...
- - He needs our help.
- 1028
- 00:47:19,268 --> 00:47:21,168
- Don't ya, Hank?
- 1029
- 00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:24,374
- Yeah, I really do.
- 1030
- 00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,108
- Hank calls this a plan?
- 1031
- 00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:29,242
- More like robot
- assisted suicide.
- 1032
- 00:47:29,244 --> 00:47:31,378
- Relax.
- We've totally got this.
- 1033
- 00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:32,545
- Don't we, old timer?
- 1034
- 00:47:32,547 --> 00:47:34,514
- I have a pot
- on my head.
- 1035
- 00:47:34,516 --> 00:47:35,916
- Here they come.
- 1036
- 00:47:35,918 --> 00:47:37,385
- Get ready, kid.
- 1037
- 00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:40,454
- And that's when I had to
- register these bad boys
- 1038
- 00:47:40,456 --> 00:47:42,590
- as deadly weapons.
- 1039
- 00:47:42,592 --> 00:47:44,391
- Want to see why?
- 1040
- 00:47:44,393 --> 00:47:47,128
- You?
- What about you?
- 1041
- 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:49,530
- I'll take that as a yes.
- Ready. Set. Hit.
- 1042
- 00:47:49,532 --> 00:47:52,066
- Stun. Karate. Judo.
- Spin-a-rama!
- 1043
- 00:47:52,068 --> 00:47:53,133
- Dead!
- 1044
- 00:47:53,135 --> 00:47:55,269
- - Huh? Whoa.
- - Ow!
- 1045
- 00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:57,537
- Hey, watch it, buddy.
- 1046
- 00:47:57,539 --> 00:47:59,673
- Halt!
- This is a crime scene.
- 1047
- 00:47:59,675 --> 00:48:01,575
- Authorized personnel
- only.
- 1048
- 00:48:01,577 --> 00:48:03,577
- Yeah, move it or lose it.
- 1049
- 00:48:03,579 --> 00:48:07,315
- Easy there, handsome.
- 1050
- 00:48:07,317 --> 00:48:09,684
- Lady bot.
- 1051
- 00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:13,487
- We are here on
- official union...
- 1052
- 00:48:13,489 --> 00:48:14,621
- business.
- 1053
- 00:48:16,592 --> 00:48:17,691
- Let's go.
- 1054
- 00:48:17,693 --> 00:48:19,427
- Uh, 'scuse me, miss, uh,
- 1055
- 00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:21,628
- I'm gonna need to see
- some, uh...
- 1056
- 00:48:21,630 --> 00:48:22,697
- credentials.
- 1057
- 00:48:22,699 --> 00:48:24,965
- Oh! Uh...
- 1058
- 00:48:24,967 --> 00:48:26,300
- - Credentials?
- - Oh!
- 1059
- 00:48:26,302 --> 00:48:27,467
- I don't need no credentials.
- 1060
- 00:48:27,469 --> 00:48:30,037
- I got pinchy,
- and I got flippy.
- 1061
- 00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:32,206
- Oh. Uh...
- 1062
- 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:35,508
- Stew's not really
- a robot. Run!
- 1063
- 00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,311
- - Ooh!
- - Stop right now!
- 1064
- 00:48:37,313 --> 00:48:38,713
- Robot impersonators!
- 1065
- 00:48:38,715 --> 00:48:40,046
- Ahh. Ahh!
- 1066
- 00:48:40,048 --> 00:48:41,481
- They stole my nunchucks.
- 1067
- 00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:42,985
- Come back here, yous!
- 1068
- 00:48:50,059 --> 00:48:52,325
- Okay. All clear.
- Come on.
- 1069
- 00:48:52,327 --> 00:48:53,594
- Uh, ooh.
- 1070
- 00:48:53,596 --> 00:48:58,065
- Wow.
- 1071
- 00:48:58,067 --> 00:48:59,666
- Did I really do all this?
- 1072
- 00:48:59,668 --> 00:49:01,334
- Yeah, you sure did.
- 1073
- 00:49:01,336 --> 00:49:04,204
- But, uh,
- not for much longer.
- 1074
- 00:49:04,206 --> 00:49:05,975
- What do you mean?
- 1075
- 00:49:07,076 --> 00:49:08,675
- The plan.
- 1076
- 00:49:08,677 --> 00:49:09,776
- The Time Bandit?
- 1077
- 00:49:09,778 --> 00:49:11,644
- Not him. That.
- 1078
- 00:49:11,646 --> 00:49:14,347
- What-if-ium.
- That's the plan?
- 1079
- 00:49:14,349 --> 00:49:15,548
- Yep. Like you said,
- 1080
- 00:49:15,550 --> 00:49:17,385
- it'll make all our dreams
- come true.
- 1081
- 00:49:17,387 --> 00:49:20,153
- But then you told me to
- get a grip on reality.
- 1082
- 00:49:20,155 --> 00:49:22,155
- Yeah, and then you
- changed our reality,
- 1083
- 00:49:22,157 --> 00:49:24,391
- so, uh, blast away, kid.
- We're in a hurry.
- 1084
- 00:49:24,393 --> 00:49:25,492
- Oh!
- 1085
- 00:49:25,494 --> 00:49:27,096
- Uh, okay, Hank.
- 1086
- 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,766
- Oop... Ooh.
- 1087
- 00:49:32,768 --> 00:49:34,300
- Give me a minute.
- 1088
- 00:49:36,572 --> 00:49:38,304
- Okay.
- 1089
- 00:49:38,306 --> 00:49:40,441
- Come on.
- Come on.
- 1090
- 00:49:40,443 --> 00:49:42,646
- And... fire!
- 1091
- 00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:48,782
- - Oh...
- - Hmm.
- 1092
- 00:49:48,784 --> 00:49:50,583
- I got one more,
- I got one more.
- 1093
- 00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:52,452
- Come on.
- 1094
- 00:49:52,454 --> 00:49:53,653
- Let's get some.
- 1095
- 00:49:53,655 --> 00:49:56,125
- And... fire!
- 1096
- 00:49:59,795 --> 00:50:01,262
- Come on!
- 1097
- 00:50:10,172 --> 00:50:13,673
- I'm sorry, Hank.
- I just can't do it.
- 1098
- 00:50:13,675 --> 00:50:15,612
- It's okay, kid.
- 1099
- 00:50:22,617 --> 00:50:25,552
- Oh, boy.
- 1100
- 00:50:25,554 --> 00:50:27,487
- I mean, really.
- 1101
- 00:50:27,489 --> 00:50:28,755
- What was I thinking?
- 1102
- 00:50:28,757 --> 00:50:30,758
- You can't even push
- a mop straight.
- 1103
- 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,092
- What?
- 1104
- 00:50:32,094 --> 00:50:33,693
- It was my first day.
- 1105
- 00:50:33,695 --> 00:50:36,831
- Yeah, and you want to be
- a supervillain.
- 1106
- 00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,465
- What are you saying?
- 1107
- 00:50:38,467 --> 00:50:41,302
- The real bad guys don't
- throw in the towel
- 1108
- 00:50:41,304 --> 00:50:42,735
- the first time they get
- a scratch.
- 1109
- 00:50:42,737 --> 00:50:44,170
- Hey!
- 1110
- 00:50:44,172 --> 00:50:46,474
- I've worked with
- the best of the bad.
- 1111
- 00:50:46,476 --> 00:50:48,775
- Look around you.
- 1112
- 00:50:48,777 --> 00:50:51,644
- You ain't one of 'em.
- 1113
- 00:50:51,646 --> 00:50:54,180
- Hey, that's not fair.
- This suit attacked me.
- 1114
- 00:50:54,182 --> 00:50:55,483
- The suit.
- 1115
- 00:50:55,485 --> 00:50:57,450
- Handed the ultimate weapon
- on a silver platter.
- 1116
- 00:50:57,452 --> 00:50:58,751
- What?
- 1117
- 00:50:58,753 --> 00:51:01,387
- And not even that helps you
- get the job done.
- 1118
- 00:51:01,389 --> 00:51:02,856
- What are you talking about?
- 1119
- 00:51:02,858 --> 00:51:05,191
- Oh, and that
- supervillain name.
- 1120
- 00:51:05,193 --> 00:51:06,860
- The Orphan!
- 1121
- 00:51:06,862 --> 00:51:09,229
- Why don't you just
- call yourself Pipe Dream.
- 1122
- 00:51:09,231 --> 00:51:11,632
- - What are you doing?
- - How about Life Ruiner?
- 1123
- 00:51:11,634 --> 00:51:13,333
- 'Cause you really did
- a number on mine.
- 1124
- 00:51:13,335 --> 00:51:14,601
- Oh! Stop!
- 1125
- 00:51:14,603 --> 00:51:16,537
- I don't think
- Fantastic Failure is taken.
- 1126
- 00:51:16,539 --> 00:51:17,871
- Shut up.
- 1127
- 00:51:17,873 --> 00:51:20,206
- Yeah, that's got
- a real nice ring to it.
- 1128
- 00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:21,474
- I said shut up!
- 1129
- 00:51:21,476 --> 00:51:23,644
- It doesn't matter
- what we call you
- 1130
- 00:51:23,646 --> 00:51:25,512
- because you're useless.
- 1131
- 00:51:25,514 --> 00:51:27,347
- Shut. Up!
- 1132
- 00:51:27,349 --> 00:51:28,351
- Whoa.
- 1133
- 00:51:33,822 --> 00:51:35,389
- Perfect.
- 1134
- 00:51:37,626 --> 00:51:39,760
- Whoa.
- 1135
- 00:51:39,762 --> 00:51:42,496
- Ha-ha! I knew
- you could do it, kid.
- 1136
- 00:51:42,498 --> 00:51:43,697
- Man, that was something.
- 1137
- 00:51:49,771 --> 00:51:51,273
- Ah, man.
- 1138
- 00:51:53,242 --> 00:51:55,809
- Listen, I know that was
- a real dirty trick,
- 1139
- 00:51:55,811 --> 00:51:56,943
- but it was the only way.
- 1140
- 00:51:56,945 --> 00:51:59,646
- I thought you were
- my friend.
- 1141
- 00:51:59,648 --> 00:52:01,849
- Oh, I am, kid, really.
- 1142
- 00:52:01,851 --> 00:52:02,853
- I didn't mean it.
- 1143
- 00:52:05,521 --> 00:52:08,655
- And as soon as
- we use this...
- 1144
- 00:52:08,657 --> 00:52:10,559
- I will never have
- said it at all.
- 1145
- 00:52:12,427 --> 00:52:14,260
- You're under arrest.
- Unhand the What-if-ium.
- 1146
- 00:52:14,262 --> 00:52:16,729
- - Oh, great.
- - You are under arrest.
- 1147
- 00:52:16,731 --> 00:52:18,566
- - Unhand the What-if-ium.
- - You are under arrest.
- 1148
- 00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:19,934
- Unhand the What-if-ium.
- 1149
- 00:52:19,936 --> 00:52:22,302
- You are under arrest.
- Unhand the What-if-ium.
- 1150
- 00:52:22,304 --> 00:52:23,272
- You are under arrest.
- 1151
- 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,708
- Huh?
- 1152
- 00:52:29,277 --> 00:52:30,212
- Ahh!
- 1153
- 00:52:32,547 --> 00:52:34,150
- You are under arrest.
- Unhand the What-if-ium.
- 1154
- 00:52:36,985 --> 00:52:39,552
- What-if-ium?
- Oh, no.
- 1155
- 00:52:39,554 --> 00:52:41,554
- Guys, what have you done?
- 1156
- 00:52:41,556 --> 00:52:43,423
- Man, I don't like this.
- They should be here by now.
- 1157
- 00:52:43,425 --> 00:52:45,325
- Don't worry.
- They will.
- 1158
- 00:52:45,327 --> 00:52:46,894
- I'm hearing those voices again, man.
- 1159
- 00:52:46,896 --> 00:52:48,295
- - Huh?
- - Brakes, kid.
- 1160
- 00:52:48,297 --> 00:52:49,697
- Brakes, brakes, brakes,
- brakes, brakes!
- 1161
- 00:52:49,699 --> 00:52:51,434
- Hit the brakes!
- 1162
- 00:52:59,007 --> 00:53:00,708
- Hank!
- 1163
- 00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,309
- Uh, huh!
- 1164
- 00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:05,378
- - Yeah.
- - Are you all right?
- 1165
- 00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:07,715
- Yeah.
- 1166
- 00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:08,749
- I'll live.
- 1167
- 00:53:08,751 --> 00:53:10,851
- - Since when do you fly?
- - Da?
- 1168
- 00:53:10,853 --> 00:53:12,253
- Uh...
- 1169
- 00:53:12,255 --> 00:53:13,621
- He doesn't.
- 1170
- 00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:16,389
- I do.
- 1171
- 00:53:16,391 --> 00:53:17,858
- Wait. Why are you
- still in that thing?
- 1172
- 00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:19,860
- What's going on, Hank?
- 1173
- 00:53:19,862 --> 00:53:22,595
- You said you were gonna
- make it "go away."
- 1174
- 00:53:22,597 --> 00:53:24,999
- I put air quotes around it
- because those were your words.
- 1175
- 00:53:25,001 --> 00:53:27,333
- Ugh. Ahh!
- 1176
- 00:53:27,335 --> 00:53:29,637
- No, no, guys,
- the plan worked perfectly.
- 1177
- 00:53:29,639 --> 00:53:31,271
- I got the What-if-ium.
- 1178
- 00:53:31,273 --> 00:53:32,673
- Whoa. What's that?
- 1179
- 00:53:32,675 --> 00:53:35,909
- This is the solution
- to all of our problems.
- 1180
- 00:53:35,911 --> 00:53:36,913
- Huh?
- 1181
- 00:53:39,347 --> 00:53:41,382
- No, Hank.
- Stop!
- 1182
- 00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,883
- - Who is that?
- - This guy and his secrets.
- 1183
- 00:53:43,885 --> 00:53:45,052
- You can't do this!
- 1184
- 00:53:45,054 --> 00:53:46,487
- And why not?
- 1185
- 00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:48,889
- Because we have no idea
- what it might do.
- 1186
- 00:53:48,891 --> 00:53:52,659
- Well, what it might do is
- give us all a brand new life.
- 1187
- 00:53:52,661 --> 00:53:54,394
- We get to start again.
- 1188
- 00:53:54,396 --> 00:53:56,063
- Start what again?
- 1189
- 00:53:56,065 --> 00:53:58,398
- Everything.
- I break this,
- 1190
- 00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,967
- the kid gets to be
- a supervillain,
- 1191
- 00:53:59,969 --> 00:54:01,702
- and we don't have to be
- henchmen anymore.
- 1192
- 00:54:01,704 --> 00:54:04,371
- - What?
- - But you guys are all I have.
- 1193
- 00:54:04,373 --> 00:54:05,639
- Da.
- 1194
- 00:54:05,641 --> 00:54:07,907
- You can't make
- this decision for us, Hank.
- 1195
- 00:54:07,909 --> 00:54:09,376
- She's right.
- 1196
- 00:54:09,378 --> 00:54:11,512
- Just think about this
- for a second.
- 1197
- 00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:16,650
- I'm sorry, guys.
- 1198
- 00:54:16,652 --> 00:54:17,653
- No, don't!
- 1199
- 00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:21,322
- Huh?
- 1200
- 00:54:28,063 --> 00:54:30,799
- It's not your decision
- to make, Hank.
- 1201
- 00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:34,534
- You did not just try to
- erase my life.
- 1202
- 00:54:34,536 --> 00:54:36,804
- I was just trying to
- make things better.
- 1203
- 00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:38,539
- - For all of us.
- - No.
- 1204
- 00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:39,740
- You did this for you.
- 1205
- 00:54:39,742 --> 00:54:41,541
- - No, listen...
- - Hank, admit it.
- 1206
- 00:54:41,543 --> 00:54:43,443
- - You lied to us.
- - Well, yeah, but I mean...
- 1207
- 00:54:43,445 --> 00:54:44,947
- This is ridiculous.
- Just stop!
- 1208
- 00:54:46,815 --> 00:54:48,115
- Let's go, guys.
- 1209
- 00:54:48,117 --> 00:54:50,583
- Something stinks
- around here.
- 1210
- 00:54:50,585 --> 00:54:51,985
- Da.
- 1211
- 00:54:51,987 --> 00:54:54,420
- Guys, come on.
- You know me.
- 1212
- 00:54:54,422 --> 00:54:55,688
- I wasn't trying to...
- 1213
- 00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:58,425
- Wait.
- Guys, come on.
- 1214
- 00:54:58,427 --> 00:55:00,094
- We're a team.
- 1215
- 00:55:02,364 --> 00:55:05,334
- Come on, Lester.
- Let's get you out of here.
- 1216
- 00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:12,876
- And out of this suit.
- 1217
- 00:55:17,847 --> 00:55:18,848
- Guys.
- 1218
- 00:55:21,483 --> 00:55:23,483
- What if it had worked?
- 1219
- 00:55:23,485 --> 00:55:25,888
- Then maybe you would have
- been a better friend.
- 1220
- 00:55:45,007 --> 00:55:47,141
- Do you have to do that now?
- 1221
- 00:55:47,143 --> 00:55:49,809
- Well, I know some T. Swift
- if you'd rather.
- 1222
- 00:55:49,811 --> 00:55:52,412
- Man, just do, like,
- anything else.
- 1223
- 00:55:52,414 --> 00:55:53,780
- I do know something else.
- 1224
- 00:55:53,782 --> 00:55:56,483
- But only on the bagpipes.
- 1225
- 00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:59,052
- Bagpipes?!
- Man, that's way worse.
- 1226
- 00:55:59,054 --> 00:56:02,789
- Look alive,
- citizens of Loserville.
- 1227
- 00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:04,490
- I've got a job for you.
- 1228
- 00:56:04,492 --> 00:56:05,925
- Not interested, Biff.
- 1229
- 00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:07,494
- And I wasn't asking.
- 1230
- 00:56:36,992 --> 00:56:40,226
- All right, who's next?
- 1231
- 00:56:40,228 --> 00:56:44,530
- Woohoo!
- 1232
- 00:56:44,532 --> 00:56:45,932
- Come on, Yakov,
- you've got this.
- 1233
- 00:56:45,934 --> 00:56:48,469
- Da.
- 1234
- 00:56:48,471 --> 00:56:50,537
- Ooh! Seven seconds.
- 1235
- 00:56:50,539 --> 00:56:51,737
- That's a new record.
- 1236
- 00:56:51,739 --> 00:56:53,874
- - You're next, handsome.
- - Yeah, Hank.
- 1237
- 00:56:53,876 --> 00:56:56,108
- Get over here.
- 1238
- 00:56:56,110 --> 00:56:57,610
- Huh?
- 1239
- 00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:07,954
- Strike three!
- 1240
- 00:57:09,492 --> 00:57:12,726
- Boss?
- 1241
- 00:57:12,728 --> 00:57:13,961
- You're out, Hank.
- 1242
- 00:57:13,963 --> 00:57:15,095
- You could have killed me.
- 1243
- 00:57:15,097 --> 00:57:17,597
- Yeah.
- 1244
- 00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:19,266
- I know.
- 1245
- 00:57:19,268 --> 00:57:21,168
- Makin' a run for it,
- huh?
- 1246
- 00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:23,970
- Well, I'm kinda low
- on options.
- 1247
- 00:57:23,972 --> 00:57:25,873
- Low?
- 1248
- 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,974
- No, Hank.
- You're fresh out.
- 1249
- 00:57:27,976 --> 00:57:30,776
- Bring him in, boys.
- 1250
- 00:57:30,778 --> 00:57:32,114
- Oh, great.
- 1251
- 00:57:33,983 --> 00:57:35,983
- He's the most selfish...
- 1252
- 00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:38,519
- Obstinate...
- 1253
- 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:41,722
- Meatheaded man
- I have ever met.
- 1254
- 00:57:42,891 --> 00:57:46,159
- Uh... Are you sure
- this is gonna work?
- 1255
- 00:57:46,161 --> 00:57:48,662
- Yes, Lester, of course.
- 1256
- 00:57:48,664 --> 00:57:51,798
- I just have to find
- the right frequency.
- 1257
- 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,666
- Ugh! He could have
- killed us!
- 1258
- 00:57:53,668 --> 00:57:56,936
- - Yeah. Um, Jolene...
- - But he knows best!
- 1259
- 00:57:56,938 --> 00:57:59,273
- Maybe we should take
- a little... Ahhh!
- 1260
- 00:57:59,275 --> 00:58:01,041
- Trying to help?
- 1261
- 00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:03,543
- Yeah. Help himself!
- 1262
- 00:58:03,545 --> 00:58:04,644
- Henchmen.
- 1263
- 00:58:04,646 --> 00:58:07,613
- It's stuck!
- 1264
- 00:58:07,615 --> 00:58:08,682
- Oh! Lester.
- 1265
- 00:58:08,684 --> 00:58:10,083
- I'm so sorry.
- 1266
- 00:58:10,085 --> 00:58:12,151
- Ahh. Thanks.
- 1267
- 00:58:12,153 --> 00:58:14,287
- So...
- 1268
- 00:58:14,289 --> 00:58:16,023
- you're really mad
- at Hank, huh?
- 1269
- 00:58:16,025 --> 00:58:17,791
- Yes! Aren't you?
- 1270
- 00:58:17,793 --> 00:58:21,929
- Uh, yeah, I am,
- but Hank saved my life
- 1271
- 00:58:21,931 --> 00:58:24,231
- two minutes after
- I met the guy.
- 1272
- 00:58:24,233 --> 00:58:25,766
- And back at the dump,
- 1273
- 00:58:25,768 --> 00:58:28,302
- he really thought it was
- our best chance.
- 1274
- 00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:30,637
- You mean his best chance.
- 1275
- 00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:32,072
- Oh, he was wrong.
- For sure.
- 1276
- 00:58:32,074 --> 00:58:33,773
- No doubt about that.
- 1277
- 00:58:33,775 --> 00:58:36,309
- - I... I just think he's...
- - Selfish? Stubborn?
- 1278
- 00:58:36,311 --> 00:58:39,646
- - And totally...
- - Lost.
- 1279
- 00:58:39,648 --> 00:58:42,349
- He feels trapped.
- 1280
- 00:58:42,351 --> 00:58:44,217
- I know that feeling.
- 1281
- 00:58:44,219 --> 00:58:49,188
- It made me think I wanted
- to be a supervillain.
- 1282
- 00:58:49,190 --> 00:58:53,195
- Turns out, I was just...
- lonely.
- 1283
- 00:58:54,663 --> 00:58:58,699
- And these bad guys
- seemed really good at...
- 1284
- 00:58:58,701 --> 00:59:00,666
- being alone.
- 1285
- 00:59:00,668 --> 00:59:01,702
- Ahhh!
- 1286
- 00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:03,804
- Oh! Sorry.
- 1287
- 00:59:06,742 --> 00:59:08,108
- - Biff.
- - Yes, sir?
- 1288
- 00:59:08,110 --> 00:59:09,943
- Who are they?
- 1289
- 00:59:09,945 --> 00:59:13,079
- Uh, well, these are
- the new henchmen, sir.
- 1290
- 00:59:13,081 --> 00:59:14,815
- Henchmen for whom,
- 1291
- 00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,983
- the evil Quicky Lube?
- 1292
- 00:59:20,389 --> 00:59:22,755
- Actually, we prefer
- henchpeople.
- 1293
- 00:59:22,757 --> 00:59:24,691
- Shut your talkin' hole,
- recruit!
- 1294
- 00:59:24,693 --> 00:59:25,691
- Recruit?
- 1295
- 00:59:25,693 --> 00:59:27,293
- You kidnapped us, dude.
- 1296
- 00:59:27,295 --> 00:59:28,996
- Oh, boo-hoo.
- 1297
- 00:59:28,998 --> 00:59:31,231
- You're in big trouble
- with the Union.
- 1298
- 00:59:31,233 --> 00:59:35,135
- Oh, are we now?
- 1299
- 00:59:35,137 --> 00:59:37,970
- Well, then, I'd better
- get rid of the evidence.
- 1300
- 00:59:37,972 --> 00:59:41,240
- Stand against the wall.
- 1301
- 00:59:41,242 --> 00:59:43,275
- That is one creepy smile.
- 1302
- 00:59:48,317 --> 00:59:50,784
- - Baron, stop!
- - What?
- 1303
- 00:59:50,786 --> 00:59:52,052
- Uh, sorry, sir.
- 1304
- 00:59:52,054 --> 00:59:54,186
- I mean,
- we really need them.
- 1305
- 00:59:54,188 --> 00:59:56,990
- We have electrical issues.
- We really need a cook.
- 1306
- 00:59:56,992 --> 00:59:58,391
- - Oh...
- - And the bathrooms.
- 1307
- 00:59:58,393 --> 01:00:00,260
- Whatever those zombies
- are doing in there,
- 1308
- 01:00:00,262 --> 01:00:02,295
- it's more like an eight
- than a number two.
- 1309
- 01:00:02,297 --> 01:00:04,430
- Oh, fine!
- Put them to work.
- 1310
- 01:00:04,432 --> 01:00:05,666
- Whew.
- 1311
- 01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,200
- I'll just zap them later.
- 1312
- 01:00:08,936 --> 01:00:12,204
- I'm ready.
- Let's go, full blast!
- 1313
- 01:00:14,677 --> 01:00:16,409
- Huh?
- Uh, wait a second.
- 1314
- 01:00:16,411 --> 01:00:18,912
- - Wh... What's happening?
- - I'm sorry, Lester.
- 1315
- 01:00:18,914 --> 01:00:21,882
- I've tried every frequency
- on the spectrum.
- 1316
- 01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:23,416
- What? No.
- 1317
- 01:00:23,418 --> 01:00:25,151
- Jolene,
- you have to get me out.
- 1318
- 01:00:25,153 --> 01:00:26,353
- You said this would work.
- 1319
- 01:00:26,355 --> 01:00:28,320
- I know. I really
- thought it would.
- 1320
- 01:00:28,322 --> 01:00:29,755
- What if I have
- a late growth spurt?
- 1321
- 01:00:29,757 --> 01:00:32,291
- Uh, that's not gonna happen.
- 1322
- 01:00:32,293 --> 01:00:33,793
- I'm never gonna see
- my toes again.
- 1323
- 01:00:33,795 --> 01:00:35,762
- That's very unlikely.
- 1324
- 01:00:35,764 --> 01:00:39,066
- Oh, I'm just gonna
- do this myself.
- 1325
- 01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:40,233
- Lester.
- 1326
- 01:00:40,235 --> 01:00:42,302
- Aw! Piece of junk.
- 1327
- 01:00:42,304 --> 01:00:44,371
- - This isn't the way.
- - Aha!
- 1328
- 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,311
- Now we're talking.
- 1329
- 01:00:54,115 --> 01:00:55,215
- - Stop it.
- - What?
- 1330
- 01:00:55,217 --> 01:00:56,983
- How, exactly?
- 1331
- 01:00:56,985 --> 01:00:58,719
- - This thing jumped on me.
- - Lester.
- 1332
- 01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:01,487
- I didn't ask for it.
- Mind control, my butt.
- 1333
- 01:01:01,489 --> 01:01:04,825
- Oh, great.
- Now my butt's itchy.
- 1334
- 01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:06,827
- Lester, that's it!
- 1335
- 01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:08,929
- - My butt?
- - No, your mind!
- 1336
- 01:01:08,931 --> 01:01:10,930
- Yeah, I know!
- I'm losing my mind!
- 1337
- 01:01:10,932 --> 01:01:12,264
- Your happy place.
- 1338
- 01:01:12,266 --> 01:01:14,501
- Just close your eyes
- 1339
- 01:01:14,503 --> 01:01:17,237
- and remember a time
- when you felt safe
- 1340
- 01:01:17,239 --> 01:01:18,804
- and cared for.
- 1341
- 01:01:18,806 --> 01:01:21,807
- Uh, you do know I'm
- an orphan, right?
- 1342
- 01:01:21,809 --> 01:01:23,476
- Just try, Lester.
- 1343
- 01:01:23,478 --> 01:01:24,510
- Please.
- 1344
- 01:01:24,512 --> 01:01:27,246
- Okay, okay.
- 1345
- 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:29,749
- ♪ Comic book nerd,
- comic book nerd ♪
- 1346
- 01:01:29,751 --> 01:01:33,220
- I'm not sure I have
- a happy place.
- 1347
- 01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:35,692
- Happy place, happy place,
- happy place.
- 1348
- 01:01:47,835 --> 01:01:49,769
- Way to go, Lester.
- 1349
- 01:01:49,771 --> 01:01:51,239
- I knew you could do it.
- 1350
- 01:01:53,141 --> 01:01:57,409
- Lester? Lester?
- 1351
- 01:01:57,411 --> 01:01:59,246
- Lester.
- 1352
- 01:01:59,248 --> 01:02:00,880
- Are you all right?
- 1353
- 01:02:00,882 --> 01:02:04,252
- Uh, I think so.
- It's just... Huh?
- 1354
- 01:02:06,054 --> 01:02:08,387
- Whoa!
- 1355
- 01:02:08,389 --> 01:02:10,557
- It worked!
- 1356
- 01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:13,425
- It really worked! Thank you,
- thank you, thank you, thank you.
- 1357
- 01:02:13,427 --> 01:02:15,262
- Uh, you're welcome.
- 1358
- 01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:16,862
- What was the that?
- 1359
- 01:02:16,864 --> 01:02:20,400
- - Denizens of Supervillain City...
- - Come on!
- 1360
- 01:02:20,402 --> 01:02:23,438
- ...it is I, Baron Blackout!
- 1361
- 01:02:29,545 --> 01:02:32,144
- I can't believe this.
- 1362
- 01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:33,579
- I am taking over the world,
- 1363
- 01:02:33,581 --> 01:02:37,050
- starting with this
- wretched island.
- 1364
- 01:02:40,822 --> 01:02:42,891
- Oh, no. Lester, run!
- 1365
- 01:02:52,568 --> 01:02:54,601
- What in the blue blazes
- is going on, Hank!
- 1366
- 01:02:54,603 --> 01:02:56,302
- How should I know?
- I'm not Baron Blackout!
- 1367
- 01:02:56,304 --> 01:02:58,371
- It's always you, Corrigan.
- 1368
- 01:02:58,373 --> 01:03:00,340
- Every time something's screwy,
- it's your fault.
- 1369
- 01:03:00,342 --> 01:03:02,208
- I... Huh?
- 1370
- 01:03:02,210 --> 01:03:05,045
- Hey, boss, stop!
- I gotta get my crew.
- 1371
- 01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:07,315
- You don't have
- a crew anymore, Hank.
- 1372
- 01:03:09,050 --> 01:03:10,916
- Hey! Stop it!
- 1373
- 01:03:10,918 --> 01:03:13,086
- What do you think
- you're doing? Whoa!
- 1374
- 01:03:13,088 --> 01:03:14,257
- Uh-oh.
- 1375
- 01:03:16,123 --> 01:03:17,092
- Aah!
- 1376
- 01:03:28,637 --> 01:03:32,137
- Now that I have
- your undivided attention...
- 1377
- 01:03:32,139 --> 01:03:34,206
- Hey!
- 1378
- 01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:35,608
- No fleeing.
- 1379
- 01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:38,244
- Now, listen.
- I have a pressing appointment
- 1380
- 01:03:38,246 --> 01:03:40,347
- with the Friendly Force Five,
- 1381
- 01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:41,947
- so I'll keep this short.
- 1382
- 01:03:41,949 --> 01:03:44,351
- Serve me or die.
- 1383
- 01:04:07,976 --> 01:04:10,175
- - You're mine, Corrigan!
- - Oh!
- 1384
- 01:04:10,177 --> 01:04:13,979
- I'm taking you in
- if it's the last thing I do!
- 1385
- 01:04:13,981 --> 01:04:16,249
- Get off of me!
- Sorry, boss.
- 1386
- 01:04:16,251 --> 01:04:19,452
- Just listen,
- I have a plan.
- 1387
- 01:04:19,454 --> 01:04:22,255
- Let me guess.
- Lay low, do the bare minimum,
- 1388
- 01:04:22,257 --> 01:04:24,293
- and sit on your a...
- 1389
- 01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:26,992
- Nope. Not this time.
- 1390
- 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:33,599
- Hmm? Oh!
- 1391
- 01:04:33,601 --> 01:04:37,403
- Guys! Anyone here?
- 1392
- 01:04:37,405 --> 01:04:39,139
- - Hank?
- - Doug!
- 1393
- 01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:42,141
- You're alive!
- No, I just lost five bucks,
- 1394
- 01:04:42,143 --> 01:04:44,043
- but I'm happy to see you.
- 1395
- 01:04:44,045 --> 01:04:45,679
- Don't worry.
- We're all getting out of here.
- 1396
- 01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:48,447
- - Now, where's the crew?
- - Well, Biff took 'em.
- 1397
- 01:04:48,449 --> 01:04:50,550
- Oh, no. Blackout!
- 1398
- 01:04:50,552 --> 01:04:52,889
- Blackout?
- Is that why I can't see?
- 1399
- 01:04:54,322 --> 01:04:57,023
- It's time I did
- what henchmen do best.
- 1400
- 01:04:57,025 --> 01:04:59,291
- Got ya! Torch the bar
- and move to Mexico!
- 1401
- 01:04:59,293 --> 01:05:00,626
- No, fix it.
- 1402
- 01:05:00,628 --> 01:05:02,162
- I got 'em into this mess,
- 1403
- 01:05:02,164 --> 01:05:04,229
- and I'm gonna get 'em out.
- 1404
- 01:05:04,231 --> 01:05:06,235
- Great!
- Let's wear matching outfits.
- 1405
- 01:05:07,635 --> 01:05:09,369
- Sorry, old-timer,
- but I gotta do this one solo.
- 1406
- 01:05:09,371 --> 01:05:11,338
- Oh, thank goodness.
- 1407
- 01:05:11,340 --> 01:05:13,238
- Doug, I really need a favor.
- 1408
- 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:18,177
- Yeah, give me names, Hank.
- Consider 'em dead.
- 1409
- 01:05:18,179 --> 01:05:22,349
- Terri Murphy here with
- an Apex City News exclusive.
- 1410
- 01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:24,050
- A supervillain has just parked
- 1411
- 01:05:24,052 --> 01:05:25,719
- on the Friendly Force Five
- front door.
- 1412
- 01:05:25,721 --> 01:05:28,190
- Ooh! Here they come now.
- 1413
- 01:05:31,525 --> 01:05:35,195
- - Hey, I remember this loser.
- - Yes, so do I.
- 1414
- 01:05:35,197 --> 01:05:37,363
- He ran away like
- a little baby chicken.
- 1415
- 01:05:40,202 --> 01:05:41,467
- Oh?
- 1416
- 01:05:43,005 --> 01:05:46,673
- You guys go ahead.
- I'll catch up in a bit.
- 1417
- 01:05:46,675 --> 01:05:50,209
- Every time.
- 1418
- 01:05:50,211 --> 01:05:53,512
- - Hello, Chicken Man.
- - Well, hello there.
- 1419
- 01:05:53,514 --> 01:05:55,481
- Long time, no see.
- 1420
- 01:05:55,483 --> 01:05:58,017
- Yeah, you get your little thingy fixed?
- 1421
- 01:05:58,019 --> 01:06:00,353
- How about I show you?
- 1422
- 01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:02,655
- This goes a lot faster
- without Captain Blabbermouth...
- 1423
- 01:06:05,659 --> 01:06:08,795
- My many, many superpowers.
- 1424
- 01:06:08,797 --> 01:06:11,296
- Your team, they're all gone.
- 1425
- 01:06:11,298 --> 01:06:12,432
- Shh, shh, shh!
- 1426
- 01:06:14,036 --> 01:06:16,369
- - Capisce? That's Spanish.
- - Italian.
- 1427
- 01:06:16,371 --> 01:06:18,438
- Sure, I can do pasta.
- Pick you up at seven?
- 1428
- 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,572
- You are the stupidest man...
- 1429
- 01:06:20,574 --> 01:06:22,277
- Ah! Mama!
- 1430
- 01:06:24,246 --> 01:06:26,315
- Baron Blackout.
- 1431
- 01:06:35,690 --> 01:06:37,159
- It's all clear.
- 1432
- 01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,563
- Whoa.
- 1433
- 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:45,667
- Ugh.
- 1434
- 01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:49,802
- I can't believe it.
- 1435
- 01:06:49,804 --> 01:06:52,304
- Here's Dougie!
- 1436
- 01:06:52,306 --> 01:06:53,539
- Old Doug?
- 1437
- 01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:56,342
- Say, I'm looking for
- that sciency lady.
- 1438
- 01:06:56,344 --> 01:06:57,577
- You mean Jolene?
- 1439
- 01:06:57,579 --> 01:06:59,179
- Close enough.
- 1440
- 01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:01,447
- - You're here to see me?
- - Sure am.
- 1441
- 01:07:01,449 --> 01:07:04,818
- Hank sent me here to give
- you an important massage.
- 1442
- 01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:07,554
- - Oh, uh...
- - Ooh, I meant message,
- 1443
- 01:07:07,556 --> 01:07:09,289
- like them fancy emails.
- 1444
- 01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:12,624
- Just something about Hank
- surviving the mission,
- 1445
- 01:07:12,626 --> 01:07:14,726
- risking life and limb
- to redeem himself.
- 1446
- 01:07:14,728 --> 01:07:17,162
- - I don't know.
- - Doug! Survive what mission?
- 1447
- 01:07:17,164 --> 01:07:19,231
- Oh, sticking it
- to the man, man.
- 1448
- 01:07:19,233 --> 01:07:20,633
- He's going after Blackout.
- 1449
- 01:07:20,635 --> 01:07:22,235
- Hank's taking on the Baron?
- 1450
- 01:07:22,237 --> 01:07:23,869
- - Alone?
- - He is?
- 1451
- 01:07:23,871 --> 01:07:28,307
- - He'll be obliterated.
- - Obliterated with a capitol "D ."
- 1452
- 01:07:28,309 --> 01:07:29,742
- Oh, no.
- 1453
- 01:07:38,719 --> 01:07:42,488
- Oh, this took so long...
- 1454
- 01:07:42,490 --> 01:07:44,124
- but, boy, was it worth it.
- 1455
- 01:07:44,126 --> 01:07:47,860
- Update me, Biff.
- 1456
- 01:07:47,862 --> 01:07:50,530
- Sir, you've defeated
- the Supers.
- 1457
- 01:07:50,532 --> 01:07:53,867
- Your mindless horde has
- Apex City in total panic,
- 1458
- 01:07:53,869 --> 01:07:56,635
- and the president is awaiting
- your demands.
- 1459
- 01:07:56,637 --> 01:08:01,508
- Perfect. It's all just
- so bloody perfect.
- 1460
- 01:08:01,510 --> 01:08:03,610
- Incoming craft, sir.
- 1461
- 01:08:03,612 --> 01:08:05,744
- - What?
- - Weapons detected, sir.
- 1462
- 01:08:05,746 --> 01:08:07,146
- We are under attack.
- 1463
- 01:08:07,148 --> 01:08:09,282
- Who would dare?
- 1464
- 01:08:09,284 --> 01:08:13,222
- Hey, Blackout!
- Say hello to my little friend!
- 1465
- 01:08:26,902 --> 01:08:27,901
- Was that it?
- 1466
- 01:08:27,903 --> 01:08:30,570
- I know, right?
- 1467
- 01:08:30,572 --> 01:08:32,772
- He may as well have thrown
- a sandal at us.
- 1468
- 01:08:32,774 --> 01:08:35,942
- He was all like, "I'm gonna be
- a big hero, save the world."
- 1469
- 01:08:35,944 --> 01:08:39,912
- And our ship was all like,
- "I don't think so, son!"
- 1470
- 01:08:39,914 --> 01:08:42,451
- Zoom in.
- Who is this dolt?
- 1471
- 01:08:43,918 --> 01:08:47,286
- - Hank Corrigan.
- - I remember that face!
- 1472
- 01:08:47,288 --> 01:08:48,389
- Traitor.
- 1473
- 01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,393
- Oh! Uh...
- 1474
- 01:09:02,938 --> 01:09:05,274
- Showtime.
- 1475
- 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:09,875
- ♪ The mountain is high ♪
- 1476
- 01:09:09,877 --> 01:09:11,811
- ♪ The valley is low ♪
- 1477
- 01:09:11,813 --> 01:09:13,612
- ♪ And you're confused ♪
- 1478
- 01:09:13,614 --> 01:09:15,281
- ♪ On which way to go ♪
- 1479
- 01:09:15,283 --> 01:09:17,482
- ♪ So I've come here ♪
- 1480
- 01:09:18,686 --> 01:09:20,687
- Here's my turn.
- 1481
- 01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:22,754
- ♪ Into the promised land ♪
- 1482
- 01:09:22,756 --> 01:09:26,358
- - ♪ So come on and take a free ride ♪
- - Come on.
- 1483
- 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,361
- ♪ Free ride ♪
- 1484
- 01:09:28,363 --> 01:09:31,598
- ♪ Come on and sit here
- by my side ♪
- 1485
- 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:34,299
- ♪ Come
- on and take a free ride ♪
- 1486
- 01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:35,434
- Huh?
- 1487
- 01:09:35,436 --> 01:09:37,439
- Jackpot!
- 1488
- 01:09:47,448 --> 01:09:48,915
- - ♪ Come on ♪
- - Ha-ha!
- 1489
- 01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:51,250
- It ain't rocket science, baby!
- 1490
- 01:09:51,252 --> 01:09:52,253
- Huh?
- 1491
- 01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:03,199
- What?
- 1492
- 01:10:05,332 --> 01:10:06,734
- Follow me, boys.
- 1493
- 01:10:09,470 --> 01:10:10,937
- ♪ Free ride ♪
- 1494
- 01:10:10,939 --> 01:10:14,273
- Yes, I am taking over
- the world, Mr. President.
- 1495
- 01:10:14,275 --> 01:10:16,276
- Oh, no, no, no,
- it's not fake news.
- 1496
- 01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:17,378
- Baron, look!
- 1497
- 01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:20,883
- Why isn't he dead?
- 1498
- 01:10:22,516 --> 01:10:24,220
- Auto-pilot engaged.
- 1499
- 01:10:26,354 --> 01:10:30,759
- - Sir, he's ramming us.
- - Fool! He will be crushed.
- 1500
- 01:10:32,827 --> 01:10:34,363
- Wait.
- 1501
- 01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:37,900
- Oh, no.
- 1502
- 01:10:42,770 --> 01:10:44,370
- No!
- 1503
- 01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:49,509
- ♪ Free ride ♪
- 1504
- 01:10:49,511 --> 01:10:51,076
- Baron?
- 1505
- 01:10:52,713 --> 01:10:54,680
- My blackout ray!
- 1506
- 01:10:54,682 --> 01:10:55,815
- The ray is undamaged, sir.
- 1507
- 01:10:55,817 --> 01:10:57,416
- Oh, thank goodness.
- 1508
- 01:10:57,418 --> 01:10:59,686
- I thought I'd lost you,
- but you're okay.
- 1509
- 01:10:59,688 --> 01:11:02,921
- Yes. Yes, you are.
- 1510
- 01:11:02,923 --> 01:11:04,723
- - Baron!
- - Huh?
- 1511
- 01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:10,929
- Whoa!
- 1512
- 01:11:10,931 --> 01:11:11,964
- Not yet.
- 1513
- 01:11:11,966 --> 01:11:15,401
- So, Hank, is it?
- 1514
- 01:11:15,403 --> 01:11:18,603
- - Yeah.
- - Okay, Hank.
- 1515
- 01:11:18,605 --> 01:11:22,342
- Now, what exactly is it
- about me in particular
- 1516
- 01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:24,544
- that drives a nothing like you
- 1517
- 01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:27,446
- to such absurdly heroic acts?
- 1518
- 01:11:27,448 --> 01:11:28,947
- My friends.
- 1519
- 01:11:28,949 --> 01:11:31,451
- Like a dare?
- 1520
- 01:11:31,453 --> 01:11:33,352
- No, like you took them.
- 1521
- 01:11:33,354 --> 01:11:34,986
- Oh, I see.
- 1522
- 01:11:34,988 --> 01:11:38,558
- So you're here to demand
- their safe return or else.
- 1523
- 01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:39,692
- That was the plan.
- 1524
- 01:11:39,694 --> 01:11:42,562
- You do realize you're unarmed.
- 1525
- 01:11:42,564 --> 01:11:45,565
- - I dropped my gun.
- - Yes, I saw that.
- 1526
- 01:11:45,567 --> 01:11:46,732
- Well, how 'bout this?
- 1527
- 01:11:46,734 --> 01:11:48,367
- You want your friends,
- 1528
- 01:11:48,369 --> 01:11:50,503
- just ask.
- 1529
- 01:11:50,505 --> 01:11:51,737
- Very funny.
- 1530
- 01:11:51,739 --> 01:11:53,473
- Ask me now.
- 1531
- 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:55,441
- I insist.
- 1532
- 01:11:55,443 --> 01:11:57,043
- Okay.
- 1533
- 01:11:57,045 --> 01:11:58,777
- May I have my crew back?
- 1534
- 01:11:58,779 --> 01:12:00,112
- Hmm.
- 1535
- 01:12:00,114 --> 01:12:01,981
- Let me think.
- 1536
- 01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:02,918
- No!
- 1537
- 01:12:04,152 --> 01:12:06,152
- - Oh!
- - You're dead, Corrigan.
- 1538
- 01:12:07,921 --> 01:12:09,589
- Goodbye, worm.
- 1539
- 01:12:10,591 --> 01:12:13,726
- Ahh!
- 1540
- 01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:16,995
- Lester,
- what are you doing here?
- 1541
- 01:12:16,997 --> 01:12:18,664
- Just passing by.
- 1542
- 01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:19,732
- Kill him now!
- 1543
- 01:12:19,734 --> 01:12:21,166
- - Huh!
- - Watch out!
- 1544
- 01:12:23,771 --> 01:12:25,036
- Ahh, come on!
- 1545
- 01:12:25,038 --> 01:12:26,873
- Yeeha!
- 1546
- 01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:28,607
- Ugh! They keep coming!
- 1547
- 01:12:28,609 --> 01:12:30,410
- Need a rescue,
- henchman?
- 1548
- 01:12:30,412 --> 01:12:33,478
- You're dead meat, Corrigan!
- 1549
- 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,013
- Go get the crew!
- 1550
- 01:12:35,015 --> 01:12:36,648
- I got this.
- 1551
- 01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,151
- - You sure, kid?
- - No,
- 1552
- 01:12:38,153 --> 01:12:39,184
- but do it anyway.
- 1553
- 01:12:39,186 --> 01:12:40,887
- - Let's go!
- - Oh!
- 1554
- 01:12:44,158 --> 01:12:45,657
- After them,
- you idiots!
- 1555
- 01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:47,058
- Yes, sir!
- 1556
- 01:12:51,198 --> 01:12:52,898
- So, what's the plan, Hank?
- 1557
- 01:12:52,900 --> 01:12:54,834
- We're gonna start by
- running for our lives.
- 1558
- 01:12:54,836 --> 01:12:55,934
- Now, that's a plan.
- 1559
- 01:12:55,936 --> 01:12:57,803
- We got you now, Corrigan.
- 1560
- 01:12:58,972 --> 01:13:00,376
- In here.
- Come on, quick.
- 1561
- 01:13:01,842 --> 01:13:02,909
- Marco!
- 1562
- 01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:04,043
- - Po...
- - Shh.
- 1563
- 01:13:04,045 --> 01:13:06,077
- Ohh.
- 1564
- 01:13:06,079 --> 01:13:08,714
- Escape pod
- leaving in 10 seconds.
- 1565
- 01:13:08,716 --> 01:13:10,450
- - Here we go.
- - Huh?
- 1566
- 01:13:10,452 --> 01:13:12,785
- - Stew? Wow.
- - 8... 7...
- 1567
- 01:13:12,787 --> 01:13:15,655
- - 6... 5...
- - Old Doug?
- 1568
- 01:13:15,657 --> 01:13:17,190
- Old Doug?
- He's here, too?
- 1569
- 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,993
- Guys, wait.
- Lester's still on the...
- 1570
- 01:13:22,596 --> 01:13:24,597
- Ship.
- 1571
- 01:13:24,599 --> 01:13:25,932
- Ahh!
- 1572
- 01:13:25,934 --> 01:13:28,601
- Now that
- is an impressive suit.
- 1573
- 01:13:28,603 --> 01:13:30,068
- Ahh!
- 1574
- 01:13:30,070 --> 01:13:32,071
- Ahh! Ahh!
- 1575
- 01:13:32,073 --> 01:13:33,539
- But why are you using it
- 1576
- 01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:35,708
- to help a bunch of
- useless henchmen?
- 1577
- 01:13:35,710 --> 01:13:37,677
- Because I am a henchman!
- 1578
- 01:13:39,948 --> 01:13:41,981
- Ahh! Ahh!
- 1579
- 01:13:41,983 --> 01:13:45,718
- Henchman? Ha!
- You could be so much more.
- 1580
- 01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:47,887
- Give me that suit,
- 1581
- 01:13:47,889 --> 01:13:50,822
- and I'll teach you
- everything you need to know.
- 1582
- 01:13:50,824 --> 01:13:51,991
- What?
- 1583
- 01:13:51,993 --> 01:13:54,160
- You want to train me?
- 1584
- 01:13:54,162 --> 01:13:55,695
- Oh, yes.
- 1585
- 01:13:55,697 --> 01:13:58,231
- Just think of what
- you could become.
- 1586
- 01:13:58,233 --> 01:14:00,599
- You could be just like me.
- 1587
- 01:14:00,601 --> 01:14:02,101
- A supervillain?
- 1588
- 01:14:02,103 --> 01:14:04,269
- And not just any
- supervillain.
- 1589
- 01:14:04,271 --> 01:14:05,705
- The Orphan.
- 1590
- 01:14:05,707 --> 01:14:07,572
- The Orphan?
- 1591
- 01:14:07,574 --> 01:14:10,142
- Oh, sure. Yes.
- 1592
- 01:14:10,144 --> 01:14:11,878
- Nobody to hold you back.
- 1593
- 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,914
- No family to worry about.
- No friends.
- 1594
- 01:14:14,916 --> 01:14:16,249
- That's very good.
- 1595
- 01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:18,584
- No friends?
- 1596
- 01:14:18,586 --> 01:14:20,986
- Just you and me
- together.
- 1597
- 01:14:20,988 --> 01:14:24,656
- Trust me.
- 1598
- 01:14:24,658 --> 01:14:26,125
- Okay.
- 1599
- 01:14:26,127 --> 01:14:27,159
- Okay, yeah.
- 1600
- 01:14:27,161 --> 01:14:28,593
- Deal.
- 1601
- 01:14:28,595 --> 01:14:30,263
- Perfect.
- 1602
- 01:14:30,265 --> 01:14:31,863
- Happy place.
- Happy place.
- 1603
- 01:14:31,865 --> 01:14:32,932
- Whoo.
- 1604
- 01:14:32,934 --> 01:14:35,268
- Ahh!
- 1605
- 01:14:44,311 --> 01:14:45,945
- Fool.
- 1606
- 01:14:45,947 --> 01:14:47,879
- What are we
- looking for here?
- 1607
- 01:14:47,881 --> 01:14:51,017
- It's a small vent,
- about this big.
- 1608
- 01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,285
- You mean like that one?
- 1609
- 01:14:52,287 --> 01:14:53,753
- That's it!
- 1610
- 01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:55,187
- - We have to get down there.
- - Whoa!
- 1611
- 01:14:55,189 --> 01:14:58,624
- Hey, Corrigan.
- What do you think you're doin'?
- 1612
- 01:14:58,626 --> 01:15:00,625
- Oh, nothin',
- just boring
- 1613
- 01:15:00,627 --> 01:15:02,928
- third class henchmen
- janitor stuff.
- 1614
- 01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:04,763
- Very funny.
- Drop it!
- 1615
- 01:15:04,765 --> 01:15:07,900
- You want me to drop
- this wrench down there?
- 1616
- 01:15:07,902 --> 01:15:09,168
- - Ah!
- - Oh!
- 1617
- 01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:10,769
- Just do it!
- 1618
- 01:15:10,771 --> 01:15:12,671
- You've got the gun,
- you make the rules.
- 1619
- 01:15:12,673 --> 01:15:13,805
- Back.
- 1620
- 01:15:13,807 --> 01:15:15,575
- Little more.
- Right there.
- 1621
- 01:15:15,577 --> 01:15:16,642
- Now!
- 1622
- 01:15:19,581 --> 01:15:21,213
- This is it.
- 1623
- 01:15:21,215 --> 01:15:24,116
- The end of the road
- for Hank Chorrigan.
- 1624
- 01:15:27,721 --> 01:15:29,354
- How does it feel to lose
- for the last time,
- 1625
- 01:15:29,356 --> 01:15:30,923
- loser?
- 1626
- 01:15:30,925 --> 01:15:32,791
- Well, Biff, it's like
- that feeling.
- 1627
- 01:15:32,793 --> 01:15:33,793
- You know the one.
- 1628
- 01:15:35,229 --> 01:15:37,129
- When you realize
- the idiot losers
- 1629
- 01:15:37,131 --> 01:15:38,964
- who build it and fix it...
- 1630
- 01:15:38,966 --> 01:15:40,232
- Uhh...
- 1631
- 01:15:40,234 --> 01:15:42,602
- Also know
- exactly how to...
- 1632
- 01:15:44,805 --> 01:15:45,840
- - break it.
- - Huh?
- 1633
- 01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:49,008
- Ohh!
- 1634
- 01:15:49,010 --> 01:15:50,076
- Now let's go!
- 1635
- 01:15:50,078 --> 01:15:52,143
- Corrigan!
- Huh?
- 1636
- 01:15:53,213 --> 01:15:56,081
- Uh-oh.
- 1637
- 01:16:01,088 --> 01:16:02,557
- What was that?
- 1638
- 01:16:08,029 --> 01:16:10,028
- Ohh!
- 1639
- 01:16:12,966 --> 01:16:13,902
- Get ready.
- 1640
- 01:16:27,849 --> 01:16:30,249
- Come on, you.
- Let's finish this.
- 1641
- 01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:31,416
- On!
- 1642
- 01:16:31,418 --> 01:16:32,852
- Attach!
- 1643
- 01:16:32,854 --> 01:16:34,320
- I said let's go!
- 1644
- 01:16:34,322 --> 01:16:35,388
- What happened?
- 1645
- 01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:38,790
- Oh! You're alive.
- 1646
- 01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:40,192
- Tell me how it works.
- 1647
- 01:16:40,194 --> 01:16:41,760
- Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
- 1648
- 01:16:41,762 --> 01:16:43,129
- Now!
- 1649
- 01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:46,766
- Look, all you gotta do
- is say the password.
- 1650
- 01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:48,867
- - What password?
- - Password correct.
- 1651
- 01:16:48,869 --> 01:16:52,772
- Huh? Oh.
- Oh, this is good.
- 1652
- 01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,305
- Oh, tickles a bit.
- 1653
- 01:16:56,677 --> 01:16:57,876
- It's a touch snug.
- 1654
- 01:16:57,878 --> 01:17:00,146
- Oh. Oh, yes.
- 1655
- 01:17:00,148 --> 01:17:01,781
- Oh, I can feel it.
- 1656
- 01:17:05,019 --> 01:17:06,785
- It's all mine.
- The power.
- 1657
- 01:17:06,787 --> 01:17:08,420
- The power!
- 1658
- 01:17:14,295 --> 01:17:15,294
- Lester?
- 1659
- 01:17:15,296 --> 01:17:17,798
- - You!
- - Blackout!
- 1660
- 01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:20,766
- Oh, no.
- 1661
- 01:17:20,768 --> 01:17:22,768
- Lester,
- what have you done?
- 1662
- 01:17:25,806 --> 01:17:27,440
- Brilliant!
- 1663
- 01:17:27,442 --> 01:17:30,241
- Oh, this is gonna be
- so much fun!
- 1664
- 01:17:30,243 --> 01:17:33,314
- So, Hank, how should we
- end you? Hm?
- 1665
- 01:17:35,082 --> 01:17:37,817
- Ooh, yes. How about that?
- Barbecue.
- 1666
- 01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:40,052
- No.
- 1667
- 01:17:40,054 --> 01:17:43,054
- What else can this baby do?
- 1668
- 01:17:43,056 --> 01:17:44,190
- Ha! Smoked!
- 1669
- 01:17:46,828 --> 01:17:49,327
- Frostbite!
- 1670
- 01:17:49,329 --> 01:17:51,097
- Confettied?
- 1671
- 01:17:51,099 --> 01:17:53,065
- Oh, that's a terrible idea.
- Who put that in there?
- 1672
- 01:17:53,067 --> 01:17:54,834
- Why aim so small, sir?
- 1673
- 01:17:54,836 --> 01:17:57,469
- - Huh?
- - Meddling henchmen like these two
- 1674
- 01:17:57,471 --> 01:17:59,804
- deserve something
- a little more...
- 1675
- 01:17:59,806 --> 01:18:01,473
- diabolical.
- 1676
- 01:18:01,475 --> 01:18:04,977
- Kid. What are you...
- 1677
- 01:18:04,979 --> 01:18:08,848
- Oh! Have you met my new...
- apprentice?
- 1678
- 01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:10,816
- Lester...
- 1679
- 01:18:10,818 --> 01:18:12,384
- Save it, Chorrigan.
- 1680
- 01:18:12,386 --> 01:18:14,419
- I finally know what
- I'm supposed to do,
- 1681
- 01:18:14,421 --> 01:18:15,955
- and who I'm meant to be,
- 1682
- 01:18:15,957 --> 01:18:17,490
- no thanks to you.
- 1683
- 01:18:18,993 --> 01:18:21,093
- I am a supervillain.
- 1684
- 01:18:21,095 --> 01:18:23,963
- I am The Orphan!
- 1685
- 01:18:23,965 --> 01:18:26,264
- I just needed
- the right mentor
- 1686
- 01:18:26,266 --> 01:18:27,299
- to teach me.
- 1687
- 01:18:27,301 --> 01:18:28,901
- That's very good.
- 1688
- 01:18:28,903 --> 01:18:31,370
- The is the Baron Blackout,
- 1689
- 01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:33,973
- the world's greatest
- criminal mastermind.
- 1690
- 01:18:33,975 --> 01:18:36,275
- He answers to nobody.
- 1691
- 01:18:36,277 --> 01:18:38,843
- He commands
- a giant warship.
- 1692
- 01:18:38,845 --> 01:18:42,013
- He turns entire cities
- into mindless minions.
- 1693
- 01:18:42,015 --> 01:18:44,916
- Oh, yes.
- I am spectacular.
- 1694
- 01:18:44,918 --> 01:18:46,451
- Yeah.
- Keep talking.
- 1695
- 01:18:46,453 --> 01:18:48,454
- In "Friendly
- Force Five," issue 80,
- 1696
- 01:18:48,456 --> 01:18:51,523
- he stole
- the Diamond of Destiny!
- 1697
- 01:18:51,525 --> 01:18:53,259
- Oh, yes.
- That was a good one.
- 1698
- 01:18:53,261 --> 01:18:54,794
- Ah, I remember that well.
- 1699
- 01:18:54,796 --> 01:18:56,995
- Or in "Moonbeam,"
- issue 42,
- 1700
- 01:18:56,997 --> 01:18:59,433
- when he sunk
- the unsinkable island!
- 1701
- 01:19:01,135 --> 01:19:03,035
- The power.
- 1702
- 01:19:03,037 --> 01:19:05,571
- Mine at last.
- I feel the power!
- 1703
- 01:19:05,573 --> 01:19:07,873
- Or who could forget
- "Earth Dude," 422,
- 1704
- 01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:11,309
- when he flattened
- the Forest of Fortitude!
- 1705
- 01:19:20,921 --> 01:19:23,888
- No.
- 1706
- 01:19:25,292 --> 01:19:27,026
- And what have you done,
- Hank?
- 1707
- 01:19:27,028 --> 01:19:29,928
- Who are you compared to
- the great Baron Blackout?
- 1708
- 01:19:29,930 --> 01:19:31,429
- Lester.
- 1709
- 01:19:35,036 --> 01:19:38,070
- Why, with his mind
- and that suit...
- 1710
- 01:19:38,072 --> 01:19:40,104
- anything is possible.
- 1711
- 01:19:40,106 --> 01:19:42,340
- What?
- 1712
- 01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:44,442
- Well, almost anything.
- 1713
- 01:19:45,846 --> 01:19:47,178
- Yes, that's the...
- 1714
- 01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:49,180
- What? Come again?
- 1715
- 01:19:49,182 --> 01:19:50,950
- Uh, you know what?
- I just remembered.
- 1716
- 01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:53,184
- The Diamond of Destiny
- was a dud, wasn't it?
- 1717
- 01:19:53,186 --> 01:19:54,586
- What? No! Never!
- 1718
- 01:19:54,588 --> 01:19:56,321
- Ahh! Ohh!
- 1719
- 01:19:56,323 --> 01:19:58,490
- And that island.
- 1720
- 01:19:58,492 --> 01:20:00,491
- I just remembered
- it resurfaced.
- 1721
- 01:20:00,493 --> 01:20:03,062
- Yeah, pretty sure Blackout
- ended up being chased off
- 1722
- 01:20:03,064 --> 01:20:05,330
- by a flock of
- adorable hummingbirds.
- 1723
- 01:20:05,332 --> 01:20:07,398
- Ahh!
- They were vicious!
- 1724
- 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,934
- And didn't the Forest
- of Fortitude grow back?
- 1725
- 01:20:09,936 --> 01:20:11,269
- - Ahh!
- - Yeah, actually,
- 1726
- 01:20:11,271 --> 01:20:13,071
- I remember the last frame
- of the comic.
- 1727
- 01:20:13,073 --> 01:20:14,607
- It was Baron here
- 1728
- 01:20:14,609 --> 01:20:17,942
- gettin' licked by a harmless
- little tree frog.
- 1729
- 01:20:17,944 --> 01:20:19,477
- Ugh! It was... Ahh!
- 1730
- 01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:20,979
- Poisonous!
- 1731
- 01:20:20,981 --> 01:20:23,214
- You see, Baron,
- that's the problem.
- 1732
- 01:20:23,216 --> 01:20:24,616
- Ow! Ohh! Ahh!
- 1733
- 01:20:24,618 --> 01:20:26,151
- You're a bad guy.
- 1734
- 01:20:27,387 --> 01:20:28,620
- And bad guys...
- 1735
- 01:20:28,622 --> 01:20:31,490
- always lose.
- 1736
- 01:20:31,492 --> 01:20:32,657
- What?!
- 1737
- 01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:42,170
- Whoa!
- 1738
- 01:20:46,974 --> 01:20:48,641
- Whoa!
- 1739
- 01:20:48,643 --> 01:20:50,108
- Oh!
- 1740
- 01:20:55,181 --> 01:20:57,385
- I will... not be bested...
- 1741
- 01:20:59,052 --> 01:21:02,254
- by a bunch of useless...
- 1742
- 01:21:02,256 --> 01:21:05,193
- henchmen!
- 1743
- 01:21:14,601 --> 01:21:17,201
- Was that good or bad?
- 1744
- 01:21:17,203 --> 01:21:19,073
- Da!
- 1745
- 01:21:26,079 --> 01:21:28,446
- Hey, guys.
- 1746
- 01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:30,581
- - Lester!
- - What took you so long?
- 1747
- 01:21:30,583 --> 01:21:33,585
- Well, we just had
- a little cleaning up to do.
- 1748
- 01:21:33,587 --> 01:21:36,021
- Spoken like
- a true henchman.
- 1749
- 01:21:36,023 --> 01:21:37,589
- Welcome to the crew.
- 1750
- 01:21:37,591 --> 01:21:40,491
- Hey, Lester.
- 1751
- 01:21:40,493 --> 01:21:41,693
- Thanks.
- 1752
- 01:21:41,695 --> 01:21:43,497
- You got it, boss.
- 1753
- 01:21:45,565 --> 01:21:46,568
- Ah, come here.
- 1754
- 01:21:52,340 --> 01:21:53,571
- Aww.
- 1755
- 01:21:53,573 --> 01:21:55,708
- Isn't this just too sweet?
- 1756
- 01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:57,977
- I think I'm gonna cry.
- 1757
- 01:21:57,979 --> 01:21:59,711
- How are you
- still alive, dude?
- 1758
- 01:21:59,713 --> 01:22:02,214
- 'Cause Biff don't quit!
- Ohh-oh. Ohh-oh.
- 1759
- 01:22:02,216 --> 01:22:05,584
- Ohh-oh. Ohh-oh.
- 1760
- 01:22:07,188 --> 01:22:08,519
- Oh, what's this?
- 1761
- 01:22:08,521 --> 01:22:10,755
- Sending the girl in
- to fight your battles,
- 1762
- 01:22:10,757 --> 01:22:12,590
- huh, Chorrigan?
- 1763
- 01:22:12,592 --> 01:22:14,192
- What you figure, honey?
- 1764
- 01:22:14,194 --> 01:22:16,394
- You gonna come over here
- and ask me out?
- 1765
- 01:22:16,396 --> 01:22:17,463
- Ahh!
- 1766
- 01:22:17,465 --> 01:22:18,998
- Oh!
- 1767
- 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,733
- Ooh! Oh! Ow!
- 1768
- 01:22:21,735 --> 01:22:22,671
- Da.
- 1769
- 01:22:24,637 --> 01:22:27,505
- And that's how
- it all began.
- 1770
- 01:22:27,507 --> 01:22:30,675
- How a sad little orphan
- without a friend in the world
- 1771
- 01:22:30,677 --> 01:22:32,745
- became a member of
- the greatest team
- 1772
- 01:22:32,747 --> 01:22:34,481
- the world has never seen.
- 1773
- 01:22:36,216 --> 01:22:38,517
- ♪ Big wheels
- keep on turnin' ♪
- 1774
- 01:22:39,753 --> 01:22:41,219
- Ohh...
- 1775
- 01:22:41,221 --> 01:22:43,789
- ♪ Carry me home
- to see my kin ♪
- 1776
- 01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:45,023
- We take out the trash.
- 1777
- 01:22:45,025 --> 01:22:46,625
- Oh!
- 1778
- 01:22:46,627 --> 01:22:49,027
- ♪ Singin' songs
- about the southland ♪
- 1779
- 01:22:49,029 --> 01:22:50,428
- What?
- 1780
- 01:22:50,430 --> 01:22:51,763
- We clean up the mess.
- 1781
- 01:22:54,502 --> 01:22:57,105
- And fix what's broken.
- 1782
- 01:22:58,805 --> 01:23:01,773
- ♪ Where the skies
- are so blue ♪
- 1783
- 01:23:01,775 --> 01:23:03,709
- Because
- we're not superheroes.
- 1784
- 01:23:03,711 --> 01:23:07,111
- ♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪
- 1785
- 01:23:07,113 --> 01:23:08,679
- And we're not
- supervillains.
- 1786
- 01:23:08,681 --> 01:23:12,384
- ♪ Lord,
- I'm comin' home to you ♪
- 1787
- 01:23:12,386 --> 01:23:15,553
- We are a family.
- 1788
- 01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:18,292
- A family of henchmen.
- 1789
- 01:23:20,127 --> 01:23:21,727
- Really?
- 1790
- 01:23:21,729 --> 01:23:26,397
- ♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪
- 1791
- 01:23:26,399 --> 01:23:31,135
- ♪ Where the skies
- are so blue ♪
- 1792
- 01:23:31,137 --> 01:23:35,574
- ♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪
- 1793
- 01:23:35,576 --> 01:23:39,710
- ♪ Lord,
- I'm comin' home to you ♪
- 1794
- 01:23:49,289 --> 01:23:54,159
- ♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪
- 1795
- 01:23:54,161 --> 01:23:58,330
- ♪ Where the skies
- are so blue ♪
- 1796
- 01:23:58,332 --> 01:24:03,501
- ♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪
- 1797
- 01:24:03,503 --> 01:24:07,705
- ♪ Lord,
- I'm comin' home to you ♪
- 1798
- 01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:37,474
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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