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- SARA:
- I just want to be able to go out
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- and have a nice night for once.
- Is that too much to ask?
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- 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,137
- DAVE: One thing I fuck up
- in the last nine years.
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- 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:14,722
- SARA: One thing?
- DAVE: Eight years in a row...
- 5
- 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,224
- SARA:
- It's literally the most important things
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- 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,725
- you have to remember in a relationship.
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- 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:18,727
- DAVE: That's not the right way
- to use "literally".
- 8
- 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,186
- SARA:
- Uh, I know the difference
- 9
- 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,104
- between literal and figurative
- language, Dave!
- 10
- 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,690
- DAVE: You get something on me
- and never let it go.
- 11
- 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,107
- Come on!
- I knew it was your birthday!
- 12
- 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,068
- SARA:
- 'Cause you saw it on Facebook!
- 13
- 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,653
- DAVE: That's how most people
- remember birthdays!
- 14
- 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,112
- SARA: I just want
- a little bit of respect, Dave.
- 15
- 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,114
- DAVE: Why does everything
- have to be an argument?
- 16
- 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,117
- SARA: Why do you think?!
- DAVE: You're the one raising your voice!
- 17
- 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,077
- SARA:
- 'Cause it's the only way I can be heard!
- 18
- 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,746
- You're like a child!
- DAVE: I'm like a child?
- 19
- 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:38,913
- SARA:
- Yeah, you're like a child!
- 20
- 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,667
- DAVE: You're the one shouting at me!
- You started shouting first!
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- 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:43,751
- - I knew this was coming.
- - Not one present!
- 22
- 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,671
- There's a version of this...
- there's a version of this
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- 00:00:45,672 --> 00:00:46,922
- where we've had
- a really lovely time together.
- 24
- 00:00:46,923 --> 00:00:48,756
- Just buy me a fucking present.
- 25
- 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,384
- Maybe that would be a nice thing to do.
- 26
- 00:00:50,385 --> 00:00:53,553
- [both continue shouting]
- 27
- 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,723
- ♪ upbeat jazz music ♪
- 28
- 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,188
- Just because Stevie cooks one meal...
- SARA: Yeah?
- 29
- 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,358
- ...doesn't mean suddenly we all
- have to know how to wash rice!
- 30
- 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:08,005
- What are you fucking
- talking about, Dave?!
- 31
- 00:01:08,006 --> 00:01:09,652
- DAVE:
- I'm talking about it's a different thing!
- 32
- 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,322
- Oh, my God! It's about
- being a fucking grown-up!
- 33
- 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,157
- I am being a grown-up!
- Have a look!
- 34
- 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,369
- [feedback screeches]
- 35
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- SARA:
- Just get what I asked you!
- 36
- 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,125
- - ...and pumpkin activated...
- - Just get what I asked you!
- 37
- 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,128
- - ...fucking quinoa-stuffed...
- - Not that one! I need this one!
- 38
- 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,128
- It's pumpkin and red lentil!
- 39
- 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:31,049
- I just want to take you home with me.
- Yes, I do.
- 40
- 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:34,094
- [both shout over one another]
- 41
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- SARA [screaming]:
- Listen! Dave!
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- Fucking listen to me!
- 43
- 00:01:45,565 --> 00:01:47,420
- No! I said no. No!
- 44
- 00:01:47,421 --> 00:01:49,275
- No! Listen.
- 45
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- Calm down! Calm down! Listen!
- 46
- 00:01:52,197 --> 00:01:53,780
- [plays tuneless noise]
- 47
- 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,783
- Mate, move on. Move on.
- 48
- 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,473
- Mate, you've got to move on.
- Come on. Get a move on.
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- 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:01,162
- - Pack it up, get out of here.
- - What are you doing?
- 50
- 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:02,789
- - I make an effort every day!
- - Dave... You don't even...
- 51
- 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,875
- I'm making an effort
- right now being here!
- 52
- 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:07,752
- [shouting continues]
- 53
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- DAVE:
- I'll get you something next week!
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- You don't!
- You fucking don't, Dave!
- 55
- 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,800
- Get yourself a present,
- wrap it up from me! See if I care!
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- 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,760
- Oh, my God!
- 57
- 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,804
- ♪ jazzy music continues ♪
- 58
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- - [no audio]
- - ♪ gentle piano music ♪
- 59
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- [plays distorted chord]
- 60
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- TEDDY MCGIGGLE:
- Well, gosh, gee, golly-o!
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- I do love a good song, Frogsie!
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- [Dave snoring]
- FROGSIE: I love singing so much, Teddy!
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- TEDDY:
- And I love singing with you, Frogsie!
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- [snores]
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- Mommy says you're staying with us.
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- 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,767
- How long will you be here?
- 67
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- [coughs]
- Go to school, Felix.
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- I've been to school.
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- What time is it?
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- It's Teddy McGiggle time.
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- Mc... What?! Where's your mom?
- 72
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- At the shops.
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- 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:20,033
- If you're staying,
- does that mean we can hang out lots?
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- No. Make me a coffee.
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- 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,225
- [scoffs] I can't make coffee.
- I'm five.
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- Do you want to play with my toy tractor?
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- No.
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- Look, Uncle David hit Mommy's
- booze cabinet pretty hard.
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- Ohh, fuck!
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- That's a bad word, Uncle David.
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- TEDDY:
- The McGiggle dance!
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- A-one, two, three, go!
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- 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:42,763
- [silly laughter]
- 84
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- We're coming down under, kiddlywinks!
- 85
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- What's this, Uncle David?
- 86
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- [loud gunfire]
- FELIX: Pew, pew! Pew! Pew!
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- [enemies scream]
- - Pew! Pew! Pew!
- 88
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- Pew, pew! Pew, pew!
- Pew! Pew! Pew!
- 89
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- Pew, pew, pew, pew! Pew, pew!
- 90
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- What do you think you're doing?
- 91
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- DAVE:
- Relax. He's really good at it.
- 92
- 00:04:02,452 --> 00:04:03,743
- Whoa! What are you doing?!
- 93
- 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:04,828
- You're not meant to turn it off like that!
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- You'll damage the hardware!
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- 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,455
- Don't expose him
- to that sort of violence.
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- 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,124
- - It's not real!
- - That's not the point.
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- He's five.
- What's wrong with you?
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- Come and help me unpack
- the shopping, fluffy duck.
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- We're having pizza for dinner.
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- Pizza? Thank fuck! I'm starving!
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- Oh, fuck off!
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- Could someone tell me what
- the fuck that is meant to be?
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- TESS: Dave!
- - Mommy, he did it again.
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- I will kick you out.
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- I don't care what you're going through.
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- 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,895
- - What is that?
- - Tofu.
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- And this?
- 108
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- It's broccoli.
- It's a kind of vegetable.
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- You like eating this?
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- Yes. And so does my tractor.
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- - Where's the cheese?
- - I can't have cheese.
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- You know he can't have dairy.
- He's anaphylactic.
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- I'm allergic to fish, dairy, eggs,
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- sesame, nuts, and gluten.
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- No one's allergic to gluten.
- It's a fad.
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- Don't joke, Dave.
- It's a life-threatening condition.
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- So is what I'm going through.
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- [laughing]
- Oh, Boo-Boo!
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- 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,546
- Why did you call him Boo-Boo?
- 120
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- It's what I used to call your uncle
- when he was your age.
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- [laughs]
- Boo-Boo!
- 122
- 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,717
- No, see, you don't get to call me that.
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- You call me Uncle David,
- Uncle Dave, D-Man, or Big D.
- 124
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- I had too much stuff going on
- with the band, all right?
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- I couldn't get tied down.
- 126
- 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:12,061
- Miss Caroline plays the ukulele
- and we all sing Taylor Swift songs.
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- Well, you be sure to tell Miss Caroline
- that she can go and suck a bag of dicks.
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- TESS:
- Dave!
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- Teddy McGiggle says
- to sing the bad word song
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- when you hear a grown-up say a bad word.
- 131
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- Do you want to hear it?
- - No.
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- ♪ Bad word, bad word!
- 'Cause you said a bad thing ♪
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- ♪ Now we all have to sing ♪
- 134
- 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,225
- ♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
- 135
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- ♪ Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la... ♪
- 136
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- All Sara would ever go on about
- was having kids, okay?
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- That's why we fought all the time.
- 138
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- Dave, there are plenty of things
- to be scared of in this world,
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- but having a kid isn't one of them.
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- I came out of a test tube.
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- Yeah, I know you did, Felix.
- 142
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- Dave, there is nothing that says
- you have to end up like Dad.
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- Felix, could you please tell your mom
- that I'm now gonna go down to Domino's
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- and get myself a proper
- cheese-covered pizza,
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- with a side of gluten?
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- Mommy, Uncle David...
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- You don't have to say it, Felix.
- 148
- 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,735
- Your uncle isn't making
- good choices right now.
- 149
- 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,279
- You know, when you get yourself
- a pair of big-boy pants,
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- you realize there's more to life
- than tractors!
- 151
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- Fuckin' tractors!
- - [slams door]
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- 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:09,745
- Uncle David is so serious,
- isn't he, Mommy?
- 153
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- Yes, my little fluffy duck.
- He is.
- 154
- 00:06:11,706 --> 00:06:13,790
- - Quack.
- - [laughs]
- 155
- 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,774
- So, do you remember where we're up to?
- 156
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- Where they got away from the witches.
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- That's right.
- They're in Norway,
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- and they're safe at Grandma's house.
- 159
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- "She was wearing a lace dress
- 160
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- "and the lace kept tickling my nose.
- 161
- 00:06:29,535 --> 00:06:32,266
- "I had to rest my head on my front paws.
- 162
- 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,770
- "'Have you ever heard my heart
- humming away, Grandmama?'
- 163
- 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:36,729
- "I asked her.
- 164
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- "'Often, ' she said.
- 165
- 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:40,317
- "'I hear it when you're lying
- very close to me
- 166
- 00:06:40,318 --> 00:06:42,693
- "'on the pillow at night.'
- 167
- 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,738
- "The two of us remained silent
- in front of the fire
- 168
- 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:46,739
- "for a long time after that,
- 169
- 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,742
- "thinking about
- these wonderful things.
- 170
- 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:53,372
- "'My darling, ' she said at last,
- are you sure you don't mind
- 171
- 00:06:53,373 --> 00:06:55,707
- "'being a mouse
- for the rest of your life?'
- 172
- 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:58,751
- "'I don't mind at all, ' I said.
- 173
- 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,796
- "'It doesn't matter who you are
- or what you look like,
- 174
- 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:02,756
- 'as long as somebody
- loves you.'"
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- 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,731
- - Felix, get up! Felix!
- - [moans]
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- 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:21,275
- Get up! I need your help.
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- 00:07:21,276 --> 00:07:22,734
- [lift bell dings]
- 178
- 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,738
- So, when you see her,
- you breathe as Darth Vader
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- 00:07:26,739 --> 00:07:27,780
- and then you say...
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- FELIX: "Hello, Aunty Sara.
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- 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,493
- I am Darth Vader.
- May the Force be with us."
- 182
- 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:32,535
- Do it properly, Felix.
- 183
- 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,079
- When the mask is on,
- you remain in character.
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- 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,746
- [gruffly]:
- "Hello, Aunty Sara.
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- 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,541
- I am Darth Vader.
- May the Force be with us."
- 186
- 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:41,753
- Yeah! Daniel Day-Lewis just
- came everywhere in his pants!
- 187
- 00:07:41,754 --> 00:07:44,255
- Okay. Now, can you hold up the sign?
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- 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,758
- I'll come in and take care of the rest.
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- 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:47,758
- Yes, Uncle David.
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- I mean... [gruffly]
- ...yes, Uncle David.
- 191
- 00:07:50,763 --> 00:07:51,763
- All right.
- 192
- 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,933
- Do it, Darth.
- 193
- 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,769
- [Felix breathes like Darth Vader]
- 194
- 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:59,646
- [screams]
- MAN: What...?
- 195
- 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,523
- FELIX [gruffly]:
- Aunty Sara.
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- 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:02,648
- Felix?!
- 197
- 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,734
- I am Darth Vader.
- 198
- 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,486
- Felix, what are you doing here?
- 199
- 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,362
- What? No!
- 200
- 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,741
- What the fuck are you doing?!
- - I live here!
- 201
- 00:08:10,742 --> 00:08:12,743
- Yeah, well...
- who the fuck is that?!
- 202
- 00:08:12,744 --> 00:08:14,744
- - Rory.
- - That's Rory from work.
- 203
- 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:17,247
- Well, do me a favor and get Rory
- from work out of your vagina!
- 204
- 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:19,124
- - Don't go anywhere, Rory.
- - Is this Dave?
- 205
- 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:20,791
- Yeah, hi, Rory. I'm Dave.
- 206
- 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,877
- I'm Sara's boyfriend
- of nine fucking years.
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- 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,546
- Can you watch your language
- around the kid, please?
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- 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:26,798
- FELIX: I am not a kid.
- I am Darth Vader.
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- 00:08:26,799 --> 00:08:28,717
- May the Force be with us.
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- 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:31,220
- DAVE:
- Oh, yeah.
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- 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,639
- Yeah, you fucked up, didn't you, Sara?
- 212
- 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,931
- Because I was gonna marry you.
- 213
- 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,767
- I was possibly gonna give you a baby.
- 214
- 00:08:36,768 --> 00:08:38,726
- I even made this engagement ring
- 215
- 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,479
- out of a pipe-cleaner
- I found under Felix's bed.
- 216
- 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,771
- No, you do this.
- 217
- 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:44,733
- You say one thing.
- You never come through.
- 218
- 00:08:44,734 --> 00:08:46,776
- Hello? I was just about to!
- 219
- 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:49,738
- I don't mean marriage and a baby, Dave!
- 220
- 00:08:49,739 --> 00:08:51,280
- I needed you to love me.
- 221
- 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,533
- And you're incapable of loving
- anyone but yourself.
- 222
- 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:55,911
- At least I'm not stuffing
- real estate agent dick in me
- 223
- 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:56,744
- the first chance I get!
- 224
- 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,413
- RORY: That's enough.
- - Oh, what are you gonna do?!
- 225
- 00:08:58,414 --> 00:09:00,915
- You need to watch your language!
- 226
- 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,793
- You need to stop having sex
- in front of kids!
- 227
- 00:09:02,794 --> 00:09:03,835
- Don't talk to Rory like that.
- 228
- 00:09:03,836 --> 00:09:05,796
- Rory is more in touch
- with his emotional self
- 229
- 00:09:05,797 --> 00:09:06,921
- than you'll ever be.
- 230
- 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,758
- The only thing Rory is in touch
- with is your slutty vagina!
- 231
- 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:11,217
- - Not cool.
- - Yeah?
- 232
- 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,761
- "Not cool" this, motherfuck...
- 233
- 00:09:12,762 --> 00:09:13,929
- Arggh! Jesus!
- 234
- 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:15,096
- Arggh! Arggh!
- 235
- 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,640
- Oh, God! Fuck!
- RORY: That's it.
- 236
- 00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:17,765
- Calm down!
- DAVE: Yuck!
- 237
- 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:18,808
- Your dick's on my arm!
- Your sweaty dick!
- 238
- 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,768
- RORY: It's disrespectful!
- DAVE: Shit! No, shit! Okay!
- 239
- 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,770
- Come on, easy, buddy!
- RORY: Are you gonna behave yourself?
- 240
- 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,773
- DAVE: There's a kid here, man! Ohh!
- RORY: Are we good now?
- 241
- 00:09:24,774 --> 00:09:26,733
- Yes?
- DAVE: Arggh! Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 242
- 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:27,775
- [Dave groans]
- 243
- 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,778
- RORY:
- I'm sorry I had to resort to violence.
- 244
- 00:09:29,779 --> 00:09:30,820
- DAVE: Fucking Rory!
- 245
- 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,780
- Violence is never the answer.
- 246
- 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,784
- FELIX: If you only knew
- the power of the Dark Side.
- 247
- 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:36,784
- DAVE: Fucking...
- 248
- 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,705
- I gave you the best years of my life!
- 249
- 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,749
- You saw how much bush was thrown
- at me when I was in a band.
- 250
- 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,791
- That was 10 years ago!
- 251
- 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,294
- Stop going on about the band.
- It's pathetic.
- 252
- 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:48,797
- Yeah, well, I never screwed anyone else.
- 253
- 00:09:48,798 --> 00:09:50,757
- I chose to be with you.
- 254
- 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:54,720
- There is a big difference
- between being with someone
- 255
- 00:09:54,721 --> 00:09:56,722
- and being there for someone, Dave.
- 256
- 00:09:56,723 --> 00:09:57,722
- RORY: Mmm.
- 257
- 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,766
- I hope you grow up enough
- one day to realize that.
- 258
- 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,768
- I don't need to do that! You do!
- 259
- 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,730
- Fucking idiots!
- 260
- 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,071
- Don't ever expect to see me
- back here again!
- 261
- 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:21,747
- Felix?
- FELIX: I am not Felix. I am Darth Vader.
- 262
- 00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:23,269
- DAVE: Darth Vader, now!
- 263
- 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:24,791
- [breathes like Darth Vader]
- 264
- 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,838
- DAVE:
- Oh, I don't know.
- 265
- 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,466
- FELIX: Mommy!
- - [sighs]
- 266
- 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,761
- I've been trying to call you.
- Where the hell have you been?
- 267
- 00:10:35,762 --> 00:10:38,721
- FELIX: Uncle David took me
- to see Aunty Sara.
- 268
- 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,766
- Yeah, and guess what Aunty Sara
- was doing when we got there?
- 269
- 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,893
- Having sex with a real estate agent.
- 270
- 00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:45,019
- - Hang on. What?
- - Yeah, I know!
- 271
- 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,648
- You woke my son up so he could
- go see two people having sex?
- 272
- 00:10:47,649 --> 00:10:49,315
- No, not specifically.
- 273
- 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,777
- The naked man punched
- Uncle Dave on the nose
- 274
- 00:10:51,778 --> 00:10:54,696
- 'cause Aunty Sara has a slutty vagina.
- 275
- 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,780
- I don't believe this.
- 276
- 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,740
- I know. It's unbelievable!
- 277
- 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,033
- I mean, how could she do this to me?
- 278
- 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:02,746
- If you can't understand
- how incredibly inappropriate it is
- 279
- 00:11:02,747 --> 00:11:04,373
- to take your nephew out
- in the middle of the night,
- 280
- 00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:05,623
- then you can find
- somewhere else to stay.
- 281
- 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,377
- What are you talking about?
- He had a great time!
- 282
- 00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:09,836
- Look, he's Darth Vader!
- 283
- 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,192
- I am your father, Mommy.
- 284
- 00:11:11,193 --> 00:11:12,547
- See? He's really good at it.
- 285
- 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:15,759
- It's late.
- I have a double shift tomorrow.
- 286
- 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,470
- Get out of my house.
- 287
- 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,390
- [sobs]
- 288
- 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,393
- What, are you crying now?
- 289
- 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,480
- Mommy, you said it's good to cry.
- 290
- 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,941
- [sobbing]
- 291
- 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:35,612
- Why can't Uncle David
- stay on the couch?
- 292
- 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,994
- Look, if you're gonna stay here,
- then you have to start contributing.
- 293
- 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:42,994
- Yeah.
- 294
- 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,954
- Just... put him to bed now.
- 295
- 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,956
- And you can take him
- to school tomorrow.
- 296
- 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,042
- Can we play the shooty game,
- Uncle David?
- 297
- 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,212
- I don't want us
- to get in trouble, Felix.
- 298
- 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:56,007
- We'll have to play it with the sound off.
- 299
- 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:59,136
- FELIX: I need to get to class
- early for Miss Caroline.
- 300
- 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:00,825
- It's my turn to feed Neville.
- 301
- 00:12:00,826 --> 00:12:02,670
- Is Neville special-needs?
- 302
- 00:12:02,671 --> 00:12:04,515
- Neville's the class guinea pig.
- 303
- 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,352
- Hey, Felix!
- What's for lunch today? [laughs]
- 304
- 00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,312
- That's Max and Ashton.
- 305
- 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:13,317
- They think I'm not strong
- because of what Mommy packs me for food.
- 306
- 00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:14,984
- What fucking douchebags!
- 307
- 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,863
- Max looks like he could use
- a few more tofu pizzas.
- 308
- 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:19,156
- Max was the fat one, yeah?
- 309
- 00:12:19,157 --> 00:12:20,448
- What's a douchebag?
- 310
- 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:23,911
- It's a small bag chicks use
- to irrigate their vaginas.
- 311
- 00:12:23,912 --> 00:12:27,538
- I hope you've got yummy
- broccoli today, Felix!
- 312
- 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,584
- Was that retarded kid using
- irony to make fun of you?
- 313
- 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:32,376
- Mickey has spina bifida.
- 314
- 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,046
- MICKEY [chants]: You love broccoli!
- You love broccoli!
- 315
- 00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:35,379
- Hi, Felix!
- 316
- 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,132
- - Come on, this way!
- - Okay!
- 317
- 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,341
- [laughs] Felix!
- 318
- 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,636
- Look at you slaying puss
- in the playground, huh?
- 319
- 00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:42,678
- Beth is my girlfriend.
- 320
- 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,347
- - Yeah, dog!
- - [bell rings]
- 321
- 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,224
- Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.
- 322
- 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,100
- WOMAN:
- Good morning, Vivienne.
- 323
- 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,395
- [mutters]:
- Fuck me! Who is that?
- 324
- 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,564
- Yes!
- 325
- 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:57,360
- And... yes! Nice!
- 326
- 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,071
- That's Miss Caroline.
- 327
- 00:12:59,072 --> 00:13:01,322
- Jesus!
- 328
- 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,282
- Felix. Lucky last.
- 329
- 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,328
- Sorry, Miss Caroline.
- I can still feed Neville.
- 330
- 00:13:06,329 --> 00:13:08,330
- Max has already fed him.
- FELIX: Aww!
- 331
- 00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:09,622
- DAVE:
- Ooh! Jeez.
- 332
- 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,183
- Neville will be lucky to have
- anything left with that kid around.
- 333
- 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,003
- Uh... quickly,
- put your bags on your hook
- 334
- 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:16,504
- and unpack crunch-and-sip.
- 335
- 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,674
- DAVE: Come on, mate.
- I'll give you a hand with that. Come on.
- 336
- 00:13:18,675 --> 00:13:20,008
- Hey, hey.
- 337
- 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,342
- Thank you.
- 338
- 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,845
- I'm Dave. I'm Felix's uncle.
- 339
- 00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:24,096
- Oh. Audrey.
- 340
- 00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:26,305
- Oh! Oh.
- 341
- 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,307
- Oh, Miss Caroline, jeez.
- 342
- 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,497
- You are just a beacon of positivity
- in my little nephew's life.
- 343
- 00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:32,688
- - [objects crashing in room]
- - He talks about you all the time.
- 344
- 00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:36,316
- Apparently you slay Tay-Tay
- on the ukulay-lay?
- 345
- 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:37,692
- [chuckles]
- Oh! I don't know about that.
- 346
- 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,904
- His mom's going through a weird
- breakdowny thing at the moment.
- 347
- 00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:42,635
- Oh, no. Really?
- 348
- 00:13:42,636 --> 00:13:44,365
- Yeah. It's bad.
- 349
- 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,618
- - I had no idea.
- - Yeah.
- 350
- 00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:47,910
- I hope Tess is okay.
- 351
- 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:51,373
- Well, thankfully for everyone,
- Uncle David is here to help.
- 352
- 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,083
- Oh, dear. He's asleep.
- 353
- 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,377
- DAVE: Yeah, I mean,
- what's going on with his mom
- 354
- 00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:56,795
- might be affecting his rhythms.
- 355
- 00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:58,379
- Don't worry.
- 356
- 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,175
- I'll give him some
- special attention today.
- 357
- 00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:02,383
- Lucky boy. [chuckles]
- 358
- 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,343
- BOY: Felix doesn't even have a dad!
- What a loser!
- 359
- 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,388
- You know, I don't really
- think of him as a nephew.
- 360
- 00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:08,390
- I think of him as a friend.
- 361
- 00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,391
- My best friend. I love kids.
- 362
- 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,312
- - [boy screams]
- - Ooh! What's wrong?
- 363
- 00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:14,395
- What happened?
- 364
- 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,356
- Someone hit me with the door!
- 365
- 00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:18,337
- Let me see. Let me see.
- 366
- 00:14:18,338 --> 00:14:20,318
- - Oh, no!
- - You are fine.
- 367
- 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:22,341
- Okay, quickly, sit back down,
- so we can get started.
- 368
- 00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:24,364
- - [boy screeches]
- - Brave little man, isn't he?
- 369
- 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,073
- Nice to meet you, David.
- 370
- 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,805
- It is.
- It's so nice to meet you, yeah.
- 371
- 00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:31,538
- Guess I'll see you later.
- - Yeah. Mm-hm.
- 372
- 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:32,852
- See you, Felix.
- Love you, mate.
- 373
- 00:14:32,853 --> 00:14:34,166
- - [screams]: Felix!
- - [all gasp]
- 374
- 00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,335
- Love you, matey. See you.
- 375
- 00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:37,793
- Bye. Have fun.
- 376
- 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,921
- One, two, three! Eyes on me!
- 377
- 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,049
- CLASS:
- One, two! Eyes on you!
- 378
- 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,342
- Okay. It's time to...
- 379
- 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:48,847
- ALL:
- ♪ Make a circle, make a circle ♪
- 380
- 00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:53,351
- ♪ Nice and round, nice and round ♪
- 381
- 00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:57,481
- ♪ Come on, everybody,
- come on, everybody... ♪
- 382
- 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,236
- [bell rings]
- 383
- 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,364
- DAVE:
- Miss Caroline! [chuckles]
- 384
- 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:07,281
- Oh.
- 385
- 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,825
- - Hello, David.
- - Hey.
- 386
- 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,368
- Y-you can call me Audrey.
- 387
- 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,329
- Didn't think I was gonna
- make it in time for pick-up.
- 388
- 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,372
- I had this crazy rehearsal.
- 389
- 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,251
- I'm afraid he had
- a really rough day today.
- 390
- 00:15:17,252 --> 00:15:20,044
- - Who did?
- - Felix.
- 391
- 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,340
- Well, it's a good thing my band's
- finished rehearsing for the day.
- 392
- 00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:24,340
- That's my band.
- 393
- 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,302
- - "God's Sledgehammer"?
- - That's right.
- 394
- 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:28,386
- Is that a Christian band?
- 395
- 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,974
- No. It's more of a stadium
- rock-slash-death metal band.
- 396
- 00:15:31,975 --> 00:15:35,142
- Oh. 'Cause I'm a Christian, so...
- 397
- 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,980
- It is a Christian band.
- I'm a Christian myself, actually.
- 398
- 00:15:37,981 --> 00:15:40,314
- WOMAN: Audrey?
- - Oh, hey, Charlotte!
- 399
- 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,359
- Um, Beth's older brother is really sick.
- 400
- 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,318
- - Oh, no!
- - It's gastro.
- 401
- 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,363
- But I'm afraid I won't be able
- to chaperone the excursion tomorrow.
- 402
- 00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,322
- Oh. Of course.
- 403
- 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,951
- A lot of my class is off sick
- with gastro as well.
- 404
- 00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:52,285
- I hope I'm not leaving you in the lurch.
- 405
- 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,620
- Do you think you'll be able
- to find someone else?
- 406
- 00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:56,164
- Hey! That's me!
- I'm someone else!
- 407
- 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,651
- Where are we going, Miss Caroline?
- 408
- 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,086
- [breathes like Darth Vader]
- 409
- 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,921
- Oh, the Force isn't working!
- 410
- 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,924
- Okay, so, we take it out of this...
- 411
- 00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:07,008
- Mm-hmm.
- 412
- 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,969
- ...then you take
- the blue safety cap off
- 413
- 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,344
- and you push the other end in here.
- 414
- 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,724
- So, it's "blue in the sky,
- orange in the thigh."
- 415
- 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,308
- Orange in the thigh!
- 416
- 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,351
- Yeah, I'm serious.
- "Blue in the sky"...
- 417
- 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:21,315
- "Orange in the thigh."
- I've got it. Don't worry. He'll be fine.
- 418
- 00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:23,317
- Actually looking forward
- to spending some quality time
- 419
- 00:16:23,318 --> 00:16:24,650
- with my little Lord Vader.
- 420
- 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,903
- Can I bring this tomorrow, Uncle David?
- 421
- 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,323
- And that's the only reason why you
- want to go on this excursion tomorrow?
- 422
- 00:16:29,324 --> 00:16:30,845
- Yeah. What other reason would there be?
- 423
- 00:16:30,846 --> 00:16:32,367
- The one that teaches his kindy class.
- 424
- 00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,826
- Miss Caroline? Come on.
- 425
- 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,246
- Every dad has tried
- to make a pass at her.
- 426
- 00:16:36,247 --> 00:16:37,330
- Well, she's a Christian.
- 427
- 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:39,541
- I'm in a stadium rock-
- slash-death metal band.
- 428
- 00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:40,208
- How's that gonna work?
- 429
- 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,335
- Mommy, I nearly had it!
- 430
- 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:43,377
- I'm just trying to understand
- 431
- 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,380
- why you would so readily
- volunteer for something
- 432
- 00:16:45,381 --> 00:16:46,756
- that sounds like your worst nightmare.
- 433
- 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,259
- Maybe it's because
- I'm actually a good person.
- 434
- 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,470
- God, is that such a crazy idea?
- 435
- 00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:53,472
- [Dave pants, moans]
- 436
- 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,352
- F-f-fuck... me!
- 437
- 00:16:58,353 --> 00:17:00,312
- Jesus, fuck!
- 438
- 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:02,356
- [groans]
- 439
- 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,318
- [toilet flushes]
- 440
- 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,328
- [ukulele plays]
- AUDREY: ♪ But I keep cruisin' ♪
- 441
- 00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:19,352
- ♪ Can't stop, won't stop movin' ♪
- 442
- 00:17:19,353 --> 00:17:22,375
- ♪ It's like I got this music ♪
- 443
- 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:26,379
- ♪ In my mind
- singing it's gonna be alright ♪
- 444
- 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,382
- ♪ 'Cause the players gonna
- play, play, play, play, play ♪
- 445
- 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:32,385
- ♪ And the haters gonna
- hate, hate, hate, hate, hate ♪
- 446
- 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:35,806
- ♪ Baby, I'm just gonna shake,
- shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
- 447
- 00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:38,308
- ♪ I shake it off,
- I shake it off ♪
- 448
- 00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:39,225
- And louder now!
- 449
- 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,145
- ♪ Shake it off,
- shake it off, uh-uh ♪
- 450
- 00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:44,188
- ♪ I shake it off, shake it off ♪
- 451
- 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:47,379
- ♪ Uh-uh, I shake it off,
- shake it off ♪
- 452
- 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:50,571
- ♪ Uh-uh, I shake it off, shake it off ♪
- 453
- 00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:53,282
- [children cheer]
- AUDREY: Yes!
- 454
- 00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:56,284
- Good job, guys!
- 455
- 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,120
- Hey, how long till we get going again?
- 456
- 00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,370
- I'm still working on it!
- 457
- 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:02,374
- Sing "Shake It Off" again!
- CHILDREN: Yay!
- 458
- 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,834
- No! Sing something else!
- 459
- 00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:08,755
- I think we've all had enough
- of Taylor Swift right now, guys.
- 460
- 00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:11,383
- Can you sing another song,
- Miss Caroline?
- 461
- 00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:13,342
- Well, actually,
- 462
- 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:17,306
- there is somebody on this bus
- who is a professional singer.
- 463
- 00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:20,350
- Who knows what the word
- 'professional' means?
- 464
- 00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:21,350
- Beth?
- 465
- 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:24,354
- It means it's your proper job
- and you get paid money.
- 466
- 00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:26,314
- AUDREY: Very good, Beth!
- 467
- 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:29,443
- You become a professional when
- you're so good at something
- 468
- 00:18:29,444 --> 00:18:31,319
- that you get paid to do it.
- 469
- 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,364
- I am a professional kindergarten teacher.
- 470
- 00:18:34,365 --> 00:18:37,617
- And David is a professional singer.
- 471
- 00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,328
- Isn't that right, David?
- - Uh... that's correct.
- 472
- 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:43,415
- Yes, I am a professional
- singer, songwriter, guitarist.
- 473
- 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,667
- Maybe if we all nicely ask David,
- 474
- 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,171
- he'll come to the front
- of the bus and sing us all a song.
- 475
- 00:18:49,172 --> 00:18:51,131
- What do you think, guys? Yes!
- 476
- 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,862
- ALL:
- Please? Please?
- 477
- 00:18:52,863 --> 00:18:54,592
- AUDREY:
- Louder! Louder!
- 478
- 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,095
- DAVE: No, no, no. I'm not prepared.
- - Come on!
- 479
- 00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:58,701
- Okay, then. All right.
- 480
- 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,307
- - [all cheer]
- - One song.
- 481
- 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,894
- Now, sit down and be quiet
- so he can play.
- 482
- 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:10,275
- [Dave clears throat]
- Um, hi, guys. Um...
- 483
- 00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:12,985
- My name's David.
- Uh, I'm Felix's uncle.
- 484
- 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,322
- And I'm also the lead
- singer-slash-frontman
- 485
- 00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:17,865
- of my band, God's Sledgehammer.
- 486
- 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:21,578
- Oh, and let's not forget
- what Leviticus teaches us.
- 487
- 00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:24,289
- If anyone curses their mother
- or their father,
- 488
- 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,998
- they must be put to death.
- 489
- 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:29,294
- That's in the Bible.
- That's actually there. God wrote that.
- 490
- 00:19:29,295 --> 00:19:32,339
- Um, this is one of my slower ditties.
- 491
- 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,299
- Um... a ballad, if you will.
- 492
- 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:39,137
- ♪ Your husband left you
- with two little kids ♪
- 493
- 00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:42,203
- ♪ Said he loved you, but he never did ♪
- 494
- 00:19:42,204 --> 00:19:45,268
- ♪ You pretend like everything is fine ♪
- 495
- 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,980
- ♪ But the screams have
- taken over your mind ♪
- 496
- 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:52,317
- ♪ And now you're empty inside
- like an empty room ♪
- 497
- 00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:54,527
- ♪ That's full of demons and monsters too ♪
- 498
- 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,654
- ♪ Yeah, you're trapped in a nightmare ♪
- 499
- 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,782
- ♪ There's nowhere to hide from the pain ♪
- 500
- 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,743
- ♪ That's eating you alive ♪
- 501
- 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:04,704
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- 502
- 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:07,541
- ♪ Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, where did you go? ♪
- 503
- 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:08,833
- ♪ Mama's losing control ♪
- 504
- 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,003
- ♪ She's got the demons inside her,
- feasting off her soul ♪
- 505
- 00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:15,174
- ♪ You started another family,
- 'cause we weren't good enough ♪
- 506
- 00:20:15,175 --> 00:20:16,340
- ♪ You didn't love your son ♪
- 507
- 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,363
- ♪ 'Cause you thought he wasn't tough ♪
- 508
- 00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:20,386
- ♪ Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, where did you go? ♪
- 509
- 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:24,308
- ♪ Oh, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- where did you go, yeah? ♪
- 510
- 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:29,188
- Might be a little much
- for everyone, you know?
- 511
- 00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:30,439
- Yeah, mmm.
- 512
- 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:32,732
- [boy laughs]
- 513
- 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,526
- Bus is fixed.
- AUDREY: Oh!
- 514
- 00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:36,319
- Next stop, Pleasant Valley!
- 515
- 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,363
- - Oh! Thank God! Yay!
- - [children cheer]
- 516
- 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,824
- Clap for David!
- 517
- 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,910
- ♪
- 518
- 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,546
- WOMAN: Section 19 clear.
- RADIO: Section 19.
- 519
- 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,924
- MAN: What's the point
- in flying 17 hours on a plane
- 520
- 00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,302
- to work in a country
- you're not even allowed to see?
- 521
- 00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:02,054
- Section 12 clear.
- RADIO: Section 12.
- 522
- 00:21:02,055 --> 00:21:03,304
- This country's insane.
- 523
- 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,015
- Do you realize how many animals
- they have here
- 524
- 00:21:05,016 --> 00:21:06,162
- that can kill you?
- 525
- 00:21:06,163 --> 00:21:07,308
- Listen to this.
- 526
- 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:10,354
- "The funnel-web spider is
- the world's nastiest arachnid.
- 527
- 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:12,981
- "The venom from this hairy
- spider's massive fangs
- 528
- 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,608
- "attacks a person's nervous
- system, leading to death.
- 529
- 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:18,320
- The red-bellied black snake
- can grow up to seven feet long."
- 530
- 00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:19,362
- WOMAN: Section 15 clear.
- 531
- 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:22,115
- "The venom from its bite
- can cause skin cells to decay,
- 532
- 00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,200
- "along with kidney failure,
- leading to death.
- 533
- 00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:27,078
- "There is no known anti-venom
- for the box jellyfish,
- 534
- 00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:29,957
- "which is present throughout
- coastal waters of Australia.
- 535
- 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:31,958
- "The sting instantly leads to necrosis
- 536
- 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,585
- and random muscle spasms,
- and finally, cardiac arrest."
- 537
- 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:38,340
- Still, if I get flown back home
- without seeing a koala bear,
- 538
- 00:21:38,341 --> 00:21:39,716
- I'm gonna be pretty upset.
- 539
- 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,431
- [snarling]
- 540
- 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,393
- WOMAN:
- Jesus. One of them's free.
- 541
- 00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:55,315
- Back away from the body
- with your hands on your head!
- 542
- 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,317
- [fires]
- 543
- 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,371
- WOMAN:
- Patrol to control room.
- 544
- 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,874
- Project Regeneration
- test subject has escaped.
- 545
- 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,377
- Containment breach and casualty
- in section 24.
- 546
- 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,379
- Containment breach and casualty
- in section 24!
- 547
- 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,799
- RADIO: We have a large-scale
- breach at section 25!
- 548
- 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,717
- [gunfire]
- 549
- 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:25,344
- Wait here.
- I'll secure the door.
- 550
- 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,306
- [alarm blaring]
- P. A.: In lockdown.
- 551
- 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,309
- In lockdown.
- 552
- 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:33,019
- [distant gunfire]
- 553
- 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,605
- Wait, should I call for backup?
- 554
- 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,357
- What the fuck?! What the fuck?!
- 555
- 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,653
- Get off! Get off!
- 556
- 00:22:41,654 --> 00:22:44,323
- My ear! Arggh! Arggh!
- 557
- 00:22:44,324 --> 00:22:46,324
- [screams]
- 558
- 00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,075
- P.A.:
- In lockdown.
- 559
- 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:51,413
- So, it's 600 feet
- back down the road. Yeah.
- 560
- 00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:53,832
- Minigolf. Minigolf.
- [speaks Chinese]
- 561
- 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,291
- This is not the petting zoo.
- 562
- 00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,836
- This is a US military facility.
- Do you understand me?
- 563
- 00:22:57,837 --> 00:23:01,339
- [klaxon blares]
- P. A.: Full code red.
- 564
- 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:04,301
- I repeat, this is a full code red alert.
- 565
- 00:23:04,302 --> 00:23:05,676
- Shit!
- 566
- 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:09,306
- Jerry! Open the gate!
- Open the gate!
- 567
- 00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:11,182
- Open the goddamn gate!
- 568
- 00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,894
- Close the gate! Close the gate!
- 569
- 00:23:13,895 --> 00:23:17,022
- ♪
- 570
- 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,305
- AUDREY:
- And our first rule is be safe.
- 571
- 00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:51,347
- Which means remember the dangers
- 572
- 00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,392
- of touching and tasting things
- we don't recognize.
- 573
- 00:23:53,393 --> 00:23:55,309
- Our rhyme...
- 574
- 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:58,939
- ALL: We can see, we can smell,
- we can hear...
- 575
- 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,606
- FELIX:
- Oh, my gosh! Uncle Dave!
- 576
- 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,610
- It's Teddy McGiggle!
- It's Teddy McGiggle!
- 577
- 00:24:03,611 --> 00:24:06,321
- What? Oh, my God!
- 578
- 00:24:06,322 --> 00:24:07,572
- [Dave groans]
- 579
- 00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,324
- [children shout excitedly]
- 580
- 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:14,287
- Hi-ho, kiddlywinks!
- 581
- 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:16,664
- ALL:
- Hi-ho, Teddy!
- 582
- 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,917
- Hi-ho, Teddy!
- 583
- 00:24:18,918 --> 00:24:21,169
- Hi-ho, Frogsie!
- 584
- 00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:26,008
- Well, aren't we having a super fun time
- on our trip down under?!
- 585
- 00:24:26,009 --> 00:24:29,657
- We swam with the fish
- in the Great Barrier Reef!
- 586
- 00:24:29,658 --> 00:24:33,307
- We've climbed to the top
- of the Harbour Bridge!
- 587
- 00:24:33,308 --> 00:24:34,515
- And today...
- 588
- 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:38,019
- today, we are visiting
- the Pleasant Valley Farm
- 589
- 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:41,690
- to meet and learn about all
- the cute Australian animals!
- 590
- 00:24:41,691 --> 00:24:44,193
- I want a cuddle from a koala!
- 591
- 00:24:44,194 --> 00:24:46,527
- I bet you do, Frogsie!
- 592
- 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,154
- [children laugh]
- TEDDY: Wow-ee!
- 593
- 00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:52,034
- Look at the big crowd
- that's come out here to say hello to us.
- 594
- 00:24:52,035 --> 00:24:53,993
- And hello to you!
- 595
- 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:57,456
- What's your name,
- you big bundle of sunshine?
- 596
- 00:24:57,457 --> 00:24:59,165
- Come on over here.
- 597
- 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:03,670
- Why don't you guys let the beautiful
- yellow lady come on through?
- 598
- 00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:05,338
- What's your name, little lady?
- 599
- 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,841
- Miss Caroline.
- Oh, but my friends call me Audrey.
- 600
- 00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:10,051
- My kids call Miss Caroline.
- 601
- 00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:13,346
- Not my kids kids, my students.
- They call me Miss Caroline.
- 602
- 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:17,351
- Well, that is a beautiful origin story
- if I've ever heard one.
- 603
- 00:25:17,352 --> 00:25:20,979
- All I know is, your kiddlywinks
- sure are lucky
- 604
- 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:24,441
- to have a teacher as pretty
- as you, Miss Caroline!
- 605
- 00:25:24,442 --> 00:25:27,903
- FROGSIE:
- I want to give Miss Caroline a cuddle!
- 606
- 00:25:27,904 --> 00:25:29,320
- [all laugh]
- 607
- 00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:31,614
- I bet you do, Frogsie!
- 608
- 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:33,534
- What do you guys say
- we do the McGiggle dance?
- 609
- 00:25:33,535 --> 00:25:34,951
- CHILDREN:
- Yeah!
- 610
- 00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:37,538
- What do you say we do
- the McGiggle dance
- 611
- 00:25:37,539 --> 00:25:40,374
- to get this party started?!
- 612
- 00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,626
- [silly laughter]
- 613
- 00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:46,525
- Excellent job, everybody.
- 614
- 00:25:46,526 --> 00:25:48,840
- [children applaud, shout]
- 615
- 00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:51,092
- TEDDY:
- Settle down there, kiddlywinks!
- 616
- 00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:54,179
- There's more than enough Teddy
- to go around!
- 617
- 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:57,306
- Whoo-hoo! [laughs]
- 618
- 00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:59,350
- AUDREY:
- Remember to be nice and gentle.
- 619
- 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:02,479
- TEDDY:
- ♪ Come with us as we giggle around ♪
- 620
- 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,397
- ♪ In the McGigglemobile ♪
- 621
- 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,940
- FROGSIE:
- Toot-toot, Teddy!
- 622
- 00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:07,316
- TEDDY:
- ♪ Traveling the whole world ♪
- 623
- 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:10,863
- ♪ And sharing special memories
- with the kiddlywinks ♪
- 624
- 00:26:10,864 --> 00:26:13,030
- FROGSIE:
- We love the kiddlywinks!
- 625
- 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,699
- TEDDY:
- ♪ There's no use ignoring ♪
- 626
- 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,576
- ♪ All the giggling and guffawing ♪
- 627
- 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,912
- ♪ As we shower the whole world with fun ♪
- 628
- 00:26:18,913 --> 00:26:20,329
- [Teddy and Frogsie laugh]
- 629
- 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:23,792
- ♪ And time and time again,
- we will McGiggle with new friends ♪
- 630
- 00:26:23,793 --> 00:26:27,171
- ♪ Because our giggles are for everyone ♪
- 631
- 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,195
- FROGSIE:
- Can we do the McGiggle dance?
- 632
- 00:26:32,196 --> 00:26:33,874
- TEDDY:
- You bet we can, Frogsie!
- 633
- 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,553
- FROGSIE:
- Whoo-hoo!
- 634
- 00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:38,639
- TEDDY:
- ♪ So, giggle, I'll giggle with you ♪
- 635
- 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,935
- ♪ Let's giggle,
- we'll giggle all together ♪
- 636
- 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:45,606
- ♪ I feel giggly when
- we all play this song... ♪
- 637
- 00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:46,856
- KOALA:
- Rock on, man!
- 638
- 00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:50,819
- TEDDY: ♪ Life's so fun
- when you giggle along... ♪
- 639
- 00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:52,904
- WOMAN:
- Yeah? Do you want to come up?
- 640
- 00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,573
- All the way out to here.
- - [whip cracks]
- 641
- 00:26:54,574 --> 00:26:56,325
- [all cheer]
- 642
- 00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,621
- WOMAN: Everyone's watching.
- No pressure.
- 643
- 00:27:00,622 --> 00:27:03,624
- - [whip cracks]
- - Arggh! Arggh!
- 644
- 00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:05,875
- [laughter]
- 645
- 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,961
- KOALA: [chuckles]
- Yeah. Rock on, idiot.
- 646
- 00:27:07,962 --> 00:27:10,047
- AUDREY:
- What did we learn? Yes, Felix?
- 647
- 00:27:10,048 --> 00:27:13,884
- [all growling]
- 648
- 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,597
- RADIO: We got a full breach here!
- A full breach!
- 649
- 00:27:18,598 --> 00:27:20,348
- Somebody get up here and help me!
- 650
- 00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:21,725
- They're escaping from the front!
- 651
- 00:27:21,726 --> 00:27:24,185
- [growls]
- 652
- 00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:27,438
- RADIO:
- Get up here now! Now! Now!
- 653
- 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:30,692
- Arggh! Arggh!
- [screaming]
- 654
- 00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:42,371
- [all speaking Chinese]
- 655
- 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:48,168
- Whoa!
- [speaking Chinese]
- 656
- 00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:50,379
- [growls]
- 657
- 00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:00,889
- [all speaking Chinese]
- 658
- 00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:07,207
- - [zombie munches]
- - [man screams]
- 659
- 00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:09,282
- AUDREY:
- One, two, three, eyes on me!
- 660
- 00:28:09,283 --> 00:28:11,358
- CHILDREN:
- One, two, eyes on you!
- 661
- 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,860
- [woman screaming]
- 662
- 00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:16,446
- And then we get to meet Kimby again.
- 663
- 00:28:16,447 --> 00:28:19,031
- She's going to take us on a special ride.
- 664
- 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:22,744
- And then when we get back to the farm,
- there'll be a surprise waiting for us!
- 665
- 00:28:22,745 --> 00:28:25,706
- Is it putt-putt golf!
- Are we gonna play putt-putt golf?!
- 666
- 00:28:25,707 --> 00:28:27,457
- AUDREY:
- I said it was a surprise.
- 667
- 00:28:27,458 --> 00:28:29,208
- I'm going to count backwards from 10.
- 668
- 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:31,378
- By the time I get to one,
- I want you all in a line in front of me.
- 669
- 00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:34,046
- And away we go! Ten! Nine!
- 670
- 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,592
- - Miss Caroline, can we...
- - David, just call me Audrey... eight!
- 671
- 00:28:36,593 --> 00:28:38,552
- DAVE: Yeah, I feel like
- I haven't been helping enough.
- 672
- 00:28:38,553 --> 00:28:40,762
- AUDREY: Seven!
- DAVE: Can I get more involved?
- 673
- 00:28:40,763 --> 00:28:42,973
- Six! Yeah, you can help Kim
- with the rubbish.
- 674
- 00:28:42,974 --> 00:28:44,641
- Five!
- - The rubbish?
- 675
- 00:28:44,642 --> 00:28:46,310
- Wait... are you married?
- 676
- 00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,351
- No. Four!
- 677
- 00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:49,313
- Oh, not yet.
- That's my engagement ring.
- 678
- 00:28:49,314 --> 00:28:51,315
- Three!
- - You're with a guy?
- 679
- 00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:54,359
- My fiancé, Ian, yes.
- 680
- 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,986
- Two!
- 681
- 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:59,322
- And one!
- 682
- 00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:01,324
- Very good. Okay, let's go.
- 683
- 00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:04,661
- Okay, who's excited about the surprise?
- 684
- 00:29:04,662 --> 00:29:06,621
- DAVE:
- Bye-bye, rubbish!
- 685
- 00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:07,663
- KIMBY [on P. A.]:
- Welcome, everyone,
- 686
- 00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:10,145
- to the Pleasant Valley Farm experience.
- 687
- 00:29:10,146 --> 00:29:12,628
- Who wants to see some sheep?
- 688
- 00:29:12,629 --> 00:29:13,669
- [children cheer]
- 689
- 00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:16,214
- That's lucky,
- because you're about to meet
- 690
- 00:29:16,215 --> 00:29:19,405
- Pleasant Valley's
- flock of resident mammals.
- 691
- 00:29:19,406 --> 00:29:22,595
- Isn't the tractor amazing, Uncle David?
- 692
- 00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:24,681
- KIMBY: Even though sheep
- aren't native to Australia,
- 693
- 00:29:24,682 --> 00:29:25,640
- we certainly do have...
- 694
- 00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:27,600
- GIRL:
- Miss Caroline, where are the sheep?
- 695
- 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:30,521
- KIMBY:
- Um... They're usually around here.
- 696
- 00:29:31,605 --> 00:29:32,648
- They must be hiding.
- 697
- 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:39,820
- [zombie snarls]
- 698
- 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,823
- [sighs, stops engine]
- 699
- 00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:44,659
- [sighs]
- 700
- 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,245
- I've just gotta check
- on something ahead.
- 701
- 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,623
- Sorry we haven't seen
- any sheep yet, kiddies.
- 702
- 00:29:49,624 --> 00:29:50,623
- What is it, Miss Caroline?
- 703
- 00:29:50,624 --> 00:29:53,043
- I don't know, Kim.
- There must be something in the way.
- 704
- 00:29:53,044 --> 00:29:55,066
- Maybe it's your dad, Felix!
- 705
- 00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:57,088
- - No, it isn't.
- - Yeah, Max!
- 706
- 00:29:57,089 --> 00:29:58,923
- For all we know,
- you don't have a dad either.
- 707
- 00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:01,510
- Never seen any evidence of him
- when I'm visiting your mom.
- 708
- 00:30:01,511 --> 00:30:03,177
- - Do you know my mom?
- - Uh-huh.
- 709
- 00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:06,515
- Okay. David?
- May I have a word with you, please?
- 710
- 00:30:06,516 --> 00:30:08,140
- [children laugh]
- 711
- 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:09,685
- GIRL [taunting]:
- David's in trouble!
- 712
- 00:30:10,644 --> 00:30:12,374
- [snarling]
- 713
- 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,105
- KIMBY:
- Hey.
- 714
- 00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:15,940
- What are you doing to our sheep, mate?
- 715
- 00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:18,318
- Look, I don't know what's
- going on with you right now,
- 716
- 00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:20,466
- but that kind of behavior
- is unacceptable.
- 717
- 00:30:20,467 --> 00:30:22,613
- - Max started it!
- - Max is five years old!
- 718
- 00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:25,617
- And if you can't use appropriate language
- with a five-year-old,
- 719
- 00:30:25,618 --> 00:30:27,619
- I'm going to have to ask you
- to disembark the tractor train
- 720
- 00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:28,661
- and wait for us back at the bus.
- 721
- 00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:30,288
- KIMBY [screaming]:
- Fucking hell! Fuck!
- 722
- 00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:31,914
- CHILDREN:
- ♪ Bad word! Bad word! ♪
- 723
- 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:35,043
- Kimby!
- CHILDREN: ♪ You said a bad thing! ♪
- 724
- 00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:37,462
- Kimby, this kind of behavior is just...
- 725
- 00:30:37,463 --> 00:30:38,881
- - [snarls]
- - Arggh!
- 726
- 00:30:38,882 --> 00:30:40,674
- [growls]
- 727
- 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:47,034
- Oh!
- 728
- 00:30:47,035 --> 00:30:48,473
- [roars]
- 729
- 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,393
- Oh, God!
- 730
- 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,271
- David! Start the tractor!
- 731
- 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:57,691
- [laughs]
- 732
- 00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:01,653
- Where are you going to drive
- the tractor, Uncle David?
- 733
- 00:31:01,654 --> 00:31:02,905
- [engine rumbles]
- 734
- 00:31:02,906 --> 00:31:05,156
- [laughs]
- 735
- 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:07,533
- DAVE:
- Miss Caroline! I'm coming!
- 736
- 00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:10,286
- - Push the clutch pedal down.
- - Where?
- 737
- 00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:13,332
- The clutch pedal is on the left,
- the brake is on the other side.
- 738
- 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:14,437
- Like this?
- 739
- 00:31:14,438 --> 00:31:15,541
- [Audrey yelps]
- 740
- 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,084
- [zombie snarling]
- 741
- 00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:19,630
- FELIX: Have you got the parking
- brake off, Uncle David?
- 742
- 00:31:19,631 --> 00:31:20,713
- I don't know!
- 743
- 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,465
- The parking brake is that side too.
- 744
- 00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:24,218
- Why do you know so much about tractors?
- 745
- 00:31:24,219 --> 00:31:25,969
- I love tractors.
- 746
- 00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:27,512
- Oh, Jesus!
- 747
- 00:31:27,513 --> 00:31:29,681
- BETH:
- Are you okay, Miss Caroline?!
- 748
- 00:31:29,682 --> 00:31:31,850
- Just, uh, having a chat with Kimby.
- 749
- 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:35,019
- Ohh, shit!
- 750
- 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,980
- [grunting]
- 751
- 00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:38,649
- [zombie roars]
- 752
- 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:41,902
- Ooh!
- 753
- 00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:50,285
- DAVID: What do I do?!
- AUDREY: Just keep driving!
- 754
- 00:31:50,286 --> 00:31:52,621
- [children clamoring]
- 755
- 00:31:55,249 --> 00:31:56,917
- [panting] Yes!
- 756
- 00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:58,876
- AUDREY:
- Rightio.
- 757
- 00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:00,837
- You remember this one. Right?
- 758
- 00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:02,798
- [zombie groaning over P. A.]
- 759
- 00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:05,091
- [Audrey plays ukulele]
- 760
- 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:08,594
- ♪ Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep ♪
- 761
- 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,849
- ♪ And doesn't know where to find them ♪
- 762
- 00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:13,599
- BOY:
- What is that?
- 763
- 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,060
- ♪ Leave them alone
- and they'll come home ♪
- 764
- 00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:19,314
- - [zombie moaning]
- - ♪ Wagging their tails behind them ♪
- 765
- 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,110
- [snarls]
- 766
- 00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:33,495
- Who knows what "unpredictable" means?
- 767
- 00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:37,165
- AUDREY:
- Don't be scared. Don't be scared.
- 768
- 00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:39,626
- This is the surprise I was talking about.
- 769
- 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:43,005
- [woman screaming]
- 770
- 00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,761
- David? Why are you stopping?
- 771
- 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:52,597
- DAVE:
- 'C-cause the road is blocked in.
- 772
- 00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:54,725
- I don't know how to explain
- what I'm seeing.
- 773
- 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,103
- - [snarls]
- - Ahh!
- 774
- 00:32:58,104 --> 00:32:59,896
- [all talking at once]
- 775
- 00:32:59,897 --> 00:33:02,023
- Okay! One, two, three, eyes on me!
- 776
- 00:33:02,024 --> 00:33:04,151
- One, two, eyes on you!
- AUDREY: Right.
- 777
- 00:33:04,152 --> 00:33:05,944
- Who remembers how to play tag?
- 778
- 00:33:05,945 --> 00:33:07,195
- Good. Right.
- 779
- 00:33:07,196 --> 00:33:09,364
- Those funny-looking people
- out there are it.
- 780
- 00:33:09,365 --> 00:33:11,991
- How do I go backwards?
- 781
- 00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:13,555
- And we don't want to let
- the funny people touch us.
- 782
- 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:15,119
- Look! Isn't she good at it?
- - [woman whimpering]
- 783
- 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,831
- CHILDREN: Yeah!
- - I need you to stick together in a line.
- 784
- 00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:21,043
- So, quick-sticks!
- Ready... steady...
- 785
- 00:33:22,211 --> 00:33:23,252
- ...conga!
- 786
- 00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:24,671
- - [children cheer]
- - Conga?!
- 787
- 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,968
- CHILDREN:
- ♪ Conga, conga, conga! ♪
- 788
- 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:35,098
- [chanting]:
- ♪ Conga, conga, conga! ♪
- 789
- 00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:37,643
- [zombies snarling]
- 790
- 00:33:39,937 --> 00:33:41,688
- AUDREY:
- This way, kiddies!
- 791
- 00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:46,192
- ♪ Old Macdonald had a farm ♪
- 792
- 00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:49,571
- ♪ E-I-E-I-O... ♪
- 793
- 00:33:49,572 --> 00:33:52,950
- Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
- 794
- 00:33:52,951 --> 00:33:55,410
- [moaning]
- 795
- 00:33:55,953 --> 00:33:57,204
- Pew, pew!
- 796
- 00:33:57,996 --> 00:34:00,165
- ♪ Baa-baa here and a baaaaa... ♪
- 797
- 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,670
- ♪ Here a baa, there a baa
- Everywhere a baa-baa! ♪
- 798
- 00:34:04,671 --> 00:34:05,545
- [Dave moans]
- 799
- 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:07,589
- - [zombie roars]
- - Arggh! [grunts]
- 800
- 00:34:07,590 --> 00:34:09,632
- AUDREY:
- ♪ E-I-E-I-O... ♪
- 801
- 00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:12,594
- He almost tagged you!
- DAVE: Yeah. Didn't get me, though.
- 802
- 00:34:12,595 --> 00:34:14,512
- [Audrey strumming]
- 803
- 00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:15,951
- AUDREY:
- This way to the bus, kids.
- 804
- 00:34:15,952 --> 00:34:17,390
- GIRL:
- I don't want to be here!
- 805
- 00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:21,228
- ♪ Old Macdonald had a farm ♪
- 806
- 00:34:21,229 --> 00:34:22,144
- ♪ E-I-E... ♪
- 807
- 00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:23,647
- - Watch out, Dave!
- - Yarggh!
- 808
- 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,484
- [panting, whimpering]
- 809
- 00:34:27,485 --> 00:34:29,611
- [moans]
- 810
- 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:34,700
- DAVE:
- There's the bus!
- 811
- 00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:37,661
- AUDREY:
- We're almost there.
- 812
- 00:34:40,581 --> 00:34:41,790
- Oh, God!
- 813
- 00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:46,712
- BUS DRIVER [screaming]:
- No! They're in the bus!
- 814
- 00:34:46,713 --> 00:34:48,337
- Don't come this way!
- 815
- 00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:50,299
- AUDREY:
- Okay. Change of plan.
- 816
- 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:53,177
- [zombies moaning]
- 817
- 00:34:57,181 --> 00:34:59,599
- - Locked!
- - Go away!
- 818
- 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,790
- Oh! Open the door.
- Teddy McGiggle, it's me!
- 819
- 00:35:02,791 --> 00:35:05,980
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- I didn't see you there.
- 820
- 00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:09,610
- But see, the problem is I was here first,
- so you've got to go fuck yourself.
- 821
- 00:35:09,611 --> 00:35:12,404
- KIDS: ♪ Bad word! Bad word! ♪
- - We have kids out here!
- 822
- 00:35:12,405 --> 00:35:15,073
- Oh! Oh, my God!
- I don't give a shit.
- 823
- 00:35:15,074 --> 00:35:17,743
- You can't leave the kids out here!
- 824
- 00:35:17,744 --> 00:35:19,870
- [zombies snarling, moaning]
- 825
- 00:35:19,871 --> 00:35:21,434
- Unlock the door!
- 826
- 00:35:21,435 --> 00:35:22,998
- TEDDY:
- Unlock my dick!
- 827
- 00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:26,167
- This way. Oh, look.
- 828
- 00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:28,169
- Okay. Who wants to be a wiggle worm?!
- 829
- 00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:30,631
- TEDDY: The fuck are you doing?!
- Get them away from here!
- 830
- 00:35:30,632 --> 00:35:33,091
- In you go. Nice and safe.
- Nice and safe.
- 831
- 00:35:33,092 --> 00:35:34,383
- TEDDY: Hey!
- 832
- 00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:37,470
- He's meals on wheels!
- Leave him!
- 833
- 00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:40,556
- AUDREY:
- Up! And through there!
- 834
- 00:35:40,557 --> 00:35:43,392
- Hey! Get her to stop doing that!
- 835
- 00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:46,021
- DAVE: Open the door!
- TEDDY: Leave them alone out there!
- 836
- 00:35:46,022 --> 00:35:47,230
- DAVE:
- Are you serious?!
- 837
- 00:35:47,231 --> 00:35:49,983
- TEDDY:
- Leave those little fuckers to those guys!
- 838
- 00:35:49,984 --> 00:35:52,089
- DAVE:
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- 839
- 00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:54,196
- You're both being real cocks right now!
- 840
- 00:35:55,113 --> 00:35:56,197
- [grunts]
- 841
- 00:35:56,198 --> 00:35:58,367
- [zombies moaning]
- 842
- 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:01,662
- Miss Caroline! [grunts] Help!
- 843
- 00:36:01,663 --> 00:36:02,996
- Arggh!
- 844
- 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,731
- [grunts, panting]
- 845
- 00:36:08,732 --> 00:36:10,681
- Miss Caroline!
- 846
- 00:36:10,682 --> 00:36:12,177
- [whimpers]
- 847
- 00:36:12,178 --> 00:36:13,674
- Fuck you!
- 848
- 00:36:33,026 --> 00:36:34,443
- Let us in, please!
- 849
- 00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:36,154
- TEDDY:
- No, you're not coming in! Go away!
- 850
- 00:36:36,155 --> 00:36:37,656
- [zombie snarls]
- 851
- 00:36:39,992 --> 00:36:41,618
- TEDDY:
- Wait. No, no, what is that?
- 852
- 00:36:41,619 --> 00:36:42,953
- There's somebody on the roof!
- 853
- 00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:45,705
- Stop it!
- 854
- 00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:48,416
- Get the fuck off of there!
- 855
- 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:51,420
- You bring those bastards here,
- I'll fucking...
- 856
- 00:36:51,421 --> 00:36:53,421
- [Dave yelling]
- 857
- 00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:55,507
- - [Teddy grunts]
- - Oh!
- 858
- 00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:57,509
- [both groaning]
- 859
- 00:37:00,012 --> 00:37:02,014
- [Dave coughs]
- 860
- 00:37:04,349 --> 00:37:05,600
- Ahhh!
- 861
- 00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:07,394
- Arggh! [groans]
- 862
- 00:37:07,395 --> 00:37:09,188
- What are you doing?
- 863
- 00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:12,608
- What the...?! Jesus!
- 864
- 00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:17,070
- [gagging]
- 865
- 00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:21,658
- You f...!
- 866
- 00:37:23,076 --> 00:37:24,931
- [both yelling]
- 867
- 00:37:24,932 --> 00:37:26,787
- AUDREY:
- Oh! Ooh!
- 868
- 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:28,664
- TEDDY:
- You eat my dick!
- 869
- 00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:31,000
- CHILDREN:
- ♪ Bad word! Bad word! ♪
- 870
- 00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:33,337
- ♪ 'Cause you said a bad thing... ♪
- 871
- 00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:34,420
- TEDDY:
- You little bitch!
- 872
- 00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:35,796
- ♪ We all have to sing... ♪
- 873
- 00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:38,300
- - [Teddy gnarling]
- - [screams]
- 874
- 00:37:38,301 --> 00:37:44,056
- [both grunting, yelling]
- 875
- 00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:50,144
- [panting]
- 876
- 00:37:50,145 --> 00:37:53,148
- TEDDY: Come here,
- you pretty little chubby princess!
- 877
- 00:37:55,984 --> 00:37:59,112
- I'm gonna bash this on your head,
- you fat fucking monkey!
- 878
- 00:37:59,113 --> 00:38:01,197
- You're a fucking psycho!
- 879
- 00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:03,200
- TEDDY:
- Get away from that door, boy titties!
- 880
- 00:38:03,201 --> 00:38:04,931
- [Dave yelling]
- 881
- 00:38:04,932 --> 00:38:06,662
- [both grunting]
- 882
- 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:12,543
- Arggh! Arggh!
- 883
- 00:38:12,544 --> 00:38:13,459
- Arggh!
- 884
- 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,857
- [glass shatters]
- 885
- 00:38:14,858 --> 00:38:16,255
- TEDDY: Shit.
- 886
- 00:38:17,631 --> 00:38:18,632
- My face!
- 887
- 00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:24,930
- No.
- 888
- 00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:26,890
- [roars]
- 889
- 00:38:29,393 --> 00:38:32,020
- [panting]
- 890
- 00:38:40,404 --> 00:38:42,406
- [breathlessly]: Hey.
- FELIX: Hi, Uncle David.
- 891
- 00:38:44,283 --> 00:38:46,577
- [zombie moaning]
- 892
- 00:38:51,874 --> 00:38:53,709
- [screaming]
- 893
- 00:38:57,045 --> 00:38:59,714
- RADIO: Attention, all units.
- Attention, all units.
- 894
- 00:38:59,715 --> 00:39:02,593
- Reinforcements have arrived.
- Set up a perimeter.
- 895
- 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:15,188
- Door's secure.
- 896
- 00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:16,607
- Still no signal, though.
- 897
- 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,443
- Miss Caroline! Miss Caroline!
- 898
- 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,985
- Max, that's not safe!
- 899
- 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:23,238
- Put it back where you found it.
- 900
- 00:39:24,114 --> 00:39:25,781
- There's no landline either.
- 901
- 00:39:25,782 --> 00:39:28,618
- - This is fun.
- - It is a bit scary.
- 902
- 00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:30,996
- AUDREY: It's meant to be scary.
- It's part of the game.
- 903
- 00:39:30,997 --> 00:39:36,168
- And you know what?
- We all just won first level.
- 904
- 00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:39,755
- Yes?
- - How many more levels will there be?
- 905
- 00:39:40,506 --> 00:39:41,964
- Mmm... Max?
- 906
- 00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:44,176
- When will we play putt-putt golf?
- 907
- 00:39:44,177 --> 00:39:46,427
- Later. Kim?
- 908
- 00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:47,846
- What's wrong with Teddy McGiggle?
- 909
- 00:39:49,598 --> 00:39:53,560
- Teddy McGiggle is just...
- not happy because we're winning.
- 910
- 00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:57,356
- TEDDY: Nobody's coming for us.
- We're all gonna die.
- 911
- 00:39:57,357 --> 00:39:59,608
- Are we gonna die, Miss Caroline?
- 912
- 00:39:59,609 --> 00:40:01,734
- No! Of course not.
- 913
- 00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:04,321
- My job is to keep you safe.
- That's what I'll do.
- 914
- 00:40:04,322 --> 00:40:05,781
- Where's Frogsie?
- 915
- 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:07,658
- Frogsie didn't make it.
- 916
- 00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:11,620
- I need you to calm down, Teddy McGiggle.
- 917
- 00:40:11,621 --> 00:40:13,664
- Don't you dare tell me what to do.
- 918
- 00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:17,876
- Those things out there ate my cameraman.
- 919
- 00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:20,003
- They ate him!
- 920
- 00:40:20,004 --> 00:40:22,130
- [zombies moaning]
- 921
- 00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:26,343
- And not just them.
- Little dead-eyed kids.
- 922
- 00:40:26,344 --> 00:40:28,032
- Like Children Of The Corn.
- 923
- 00:40:28,033 --> 00:40:29,720
- And if they don't eat you,
- 924
- 00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:32,641
- you get bit and then you become
- one of them.
- 925
- 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,039
- They're... They're zombies.
- 926
- 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,114
- Like in the shooty game?
- 927
- 00:40:38,115 --> 00:40:40,189
- Like in the shooty game!
- 928
- 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:44,611
- Can you tell us what the zombies do
- in the... shooty game, please, Felix?
- 929
- 00:40:44,612 --> 00:40:46,613
- FELIX:
- Well, if you make noise, they hear you.
- 930
- 00:40:46,614 --> 00:40:48,636
- They walk around and try to bite you.
- 931
- 00:40:48,637 --> 00:40:50,658
- And the only way you can stop them
- 932
- 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:53,453
- is by shooting them in the face
- with your shooty gun
- 933
- 00:40:53,454 --> 00:40:54,996
- or chopping their heads off.
- 934
- 00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:57,583
- Okay. But are the zombies real?
- 935
- 00:40:57,584 --> 00:40:59,625
- FELIX: No. It's just a game,
- 936
- 00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:03,172
- but Uncle David lets me play it
- when my mom's asleep.
- 937
- 00:41:04,715 --> 00:41:08,594
- Well, there you go.
- The zombies are not real.
- 938
- 00:41:08,595 --> 00:41:10,553
- TEDDY:
- Like fuck they're not!
- 939
- 00:41:10,554 --> 00:41:13,014
- The Easter Bunny isn't fucking real!
- 940
- 00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:15,474
- Father fucking Christmas isn't real!
- 941
- 00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:20,022
- These inquisitive dead-eyed
- fucking faces are real!
- 942
- 00:41:20,023 --> 00:41:22,565
- ♪ Bad word! Bad word! ♪
- 943
- 00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:25,360
- ♪ 'Cause you said a bad thing, now... ♪
- 944
- 00:41:25,361 --> 00:41:28,362
- Shut the fuck up!
- 945
- 00:41:28,363 --> 00:41:31,200
- Teddy McGiggle's gonna fill you guys in
- on some fast-breaking news.
- 946
- 00:41:31,201 --> 00:41:32,283
- Bad word song?
- 947
- 00:41:32,284 --> 00:41:34,660
- That existed at a time
- when people weren't
- 948
- 00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:37,956
- having their faces ripped off
- by motherfucking zombies.
- 949
- 00:41:37,957 --> 00:41:40,709
- Fuckity fuck-fuck fuck!
- 950
- 00:41:40,710 --> 00:41:43,461
- You fucking little duckies!
- 951
- 00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:45,714
- Teddy McGiggle just needs a cuddle.
- 952
- 00:41:45,715 --> 00:41:48,424
- Come here. Let's have a word.
- 953
- 00:41:48,425 --> 00:41:50,760
- - I don't want a cuddle.
- - Listen, Okay?
- 954
- 00:41:50,761 --> 00:41:53,096
- You're going to change
- that attitude right now.
- 955
- 00:41:53,097 --> 00:41:54,848
- Fucking zombies.
- 956
- 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,560
- This is not a negotiation.
- 957
- 00:41:58,561 --> 00:42:00,561
- [sobs]
- 958
- 00:42:00,562 --> 00:42:02,564
- - Guys, who's hungry?
- - [children cheer]
- 959
- 00:42:02,565 --> 00:42:04,650
- Yeah? Okay. Well, come get some.
- 960
- 00:42:04,651 --> 00:42:06,025
- Here you go, mate.
- 961
- 00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:09,029
- - Are these okay, Uncle David?
- - Yeah.
- 962
- 00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:11,114
- Why is Teddy McGiggle crying?
- 963
- 00:42:11,115 --> 00:42:13,157
- I'm a celebrity.
- 964
- 00:42:13,158 --> 00:42:15,451
- No. You're a liability.
- 965
- 00:42:15,452 --> 00:42:18,704
- I have no idea what
- we're all dealing with here,
- 966
- 00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:21,625
- but my only responsibility
- is for these children's safety.
- 967
- 00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:23,626
- If they are put in danger
- 968
- 00:42:23,627 --> 00:42:27,005
- by anyone outside or inside
- the souvenir kiosk,
- 969
- 00:42:27,006 --> 00:42:29,715
- my job is to remove that danger.
- 970
- 00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:32,552
- I'm not going to let
- these children be traumatized
- 971
- 00:42:32,553 --> 00:42:35,222
- by having them think a zombie
- is going to eat them alive.
- 972
- 00:42:35,223 --> 00:42:37,682
- So, right at this very moment,
- 973
- 00:42:37,683 --> 00:42:40,561
- these children believe they are
- in the middle of a game.
- 974
- 00:42:40,562 --> 00:42:43,271
- A fun, harmless game.
- 975
- 00:42:43,272 --> 00:42:46,149
- So if you don't turn that frown
- upside down, then, so help me God,
- 976
- 00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:49,611
- I am going to drag you out
- by that stupid bow tie
- 977
- 00:42:49,612 --> 00:42:51,613
- and watch them rip you apart!
- 978
- 00:42:51,614 --> 00:42:53,031
- Do I make myself clear?
- 979
- 00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:58,453
- Let me hear you say, "It's a game,"
- so loud, they can hear.
- 980
- 00:42:58,454 --> 00:43:00,392
- [murmurs]:
- It's a game.
- 981
- 00:43:00,393 --> 00:43:01,946
- In the voice, you moron.
- 982
- 00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:03,500
- [yelps] It's a game!
- 983
- 00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:05,418
- This is a game!
- 984
- 00:43:05,419 --> 00:43:08,254
- Uh-huh. Do the laugh.
- 985
- 00:43:08,255 --> 00:43:10,883
- - I don't want to.
- - Do the laugh.
- 986
- 00:43:10,884 --> 00:43:15,429
- [guffaws loudly]
- 987
- 00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:17,890
- And stop fucking swearing.
- 988
- 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,476
- [all laugh]
- 989
- 00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:25,063
- You can consider this
- the naughty corner.
- 990
- 00:43:25,064 --> 00:43:27,482
- [coughing]
- 991
- 00:43:27,483 --> 00:43:29,902
- You okay?
- 992
- 00:43:30,694 --> 00:43:31,737
- Cough it up, mate.
- 993
- 00:43:31,738 --> 00:43:33,112
- [choking]
- 994
- 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,615
- [Felix coughing]
- DAVE: Cough it up.
- 995
- 00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:38,744
- What did you eat, Felix?
- It's anaphylaxis.
- 996
- 00:43:38,745 --> 00:43:40,454
- DAVE:
- No. No, they're just chips.
- 997
- 00:43:40,455 --> 00:43:42,163
- They'd have dairy in them.
- 998
- 00:43:42,164 --> 00:43:44,416
- Who the fuck puts milk in chips?
- 999
- 00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:46,375
- Just breathe, okay?
- 1000
- 00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:48,044
- - What do we do?
- - My bum bag.
- 1001
- 00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:49,420
- The DreniPenny was in my bum bag.
- 1002
- 00:43:49,421 --> 00:43:50,796
- DAVE: I've got one. I've got one.
- 1003
- 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:52,758
- - Oh. Give it...
- - I can do it. I can do it.
- 1004
- 00:43:52,759 --> 00:43:55,301
- Okay. Okay, kids.
- 1005
- 00:43:55,302 --> 00:43:58,347
- Don't worry.
- Felix just needs some room, okay?
- 1006
- 00:43:58,348 --> 00:43:59,597
- Here we go.
- 1007
- 00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:02,559
- Uh, "Orange in the sky,
- blue in the... thigh."
- 1008
- 00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:06,437
- DAVE: Arggh! [groans]
- - Oh, dear.
- 1009
- 00:44:06,438 --> 00:44:08,669
- - What?!
- - No, no. It's fine. Here.
- 1010
- 00:44:08,670 --> 00:44:10,901
- - No, you can't reinsert it!
- - No.
- 1011
- 00:44:10,902 --> 00:44:12,652
- No! Um...
- 1012
- 00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:14,612
- There's a spare!
- Tess packed a spare!
- 1013
- 00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:17,074
- - Where is it?
- - It's, it's... in his backpack!
- 1014
- 00:44:19,117 --> 00:44:20,639
- I'll go get it. I'll go get it.
- 1015
- 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,162
- FELIX [weakly]:
- Don't leave.
- 1016
- 00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:24,518
- [wheezing]
- 1017
- 00:44:24,519 --> 00:44:26,874
- I'm here.
- 1018
- 00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:29,168
- AUDREY: Okay, kids.
- - [Felix wheezes]
- 1019
- 00:44:29,169 --> 00:44:32,338
- No, no. I'm right here, bud.
- I'm right here.
- 1020
- 00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:35,634
- Listen very carefully.
- I need you to stay here with David.
- 1021
- 00:44:35,635 --> 00:44:38,679
- Hold hands and don't let go
- until I get back.
- 1022
- 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,137
- Okay?
- 1023
- 00:44:40,138 --> 00:44:42,682
- DAVE:
- Breathe. You'll be all right.
- 1024
- 00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:45,184
- Get them to stop the game,
- Miss Caroline!
- 1025
- 00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:47,729
- Don't worry about it.
- I'll just pop right up and let them know.
- 1026
- 00:44:47,730 --> 00:44:49,814
- Breathe. You're all right.
- 1027
- 00:44:49,815 --> 00:44:52,693
- You'll be all right.
- There we go. Breathing.
- 1028
- 00:44:52,694 --> 00:44:55,028
- ♪
- 1029
- 00:44:57,781 --> 00:44:59,366
- [growling]
- 1030
- 00:45:04,121 --> 00:45:05,413
- [screams]
- 1031
- 00:45:05,414 --> 00:45:07,624
- [zombies moaning]
- 1032
- 00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,173
- [screams]
- 1033
- 00:45:35,819 --> 00:45:36,904
- [zombie snarls]
- 1034
- 00:45:43,785 --> 00:45:45,829
- [panting]
- 1035
- 00:45:48,999 --> 00:45:49,999
- [Felix wheezing]
- 1036
- 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,504
- Just try to breathe, mate, please.
- Keep breathing.
- 1037
- 00:45:55,464 --> 00:45:58,675
- [zombies growling]
- 1038
- 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:10,812
- Argh!
- 1039
- 00:46:13,899 --> 00:46:17,152
- [zombie laughing menacingly]
- 1040
- 00:46:17,819 --> 00:46:19,613
- We get through this,
- you can dress up as Darth Vader
- 1041
- 00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:20,989
- and play the shooty game
- as much as you want.
- 1042
- 00:46:20,990 --> 00:46:22,270
- I don't care what your mom says.
- 1043
- 00:46:28,789 --> 00:46:29,831
- [screams]
- 1044
- 00:46:41,635 --> 00:46:42,635
- You!
- 1045
- 00:46:54,565 --> 00:46:55,816
- [yells]
- 1046
- 00:46:57,818 --> 00:46:59,610
- Guys, what do we do when we're scared?
- 1047
- 00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:02,114
- What's a song we can sing?
- What's his favorite song?
- 1048
- 00:47:02,115 --> 00:47:04,031
- - "Shake It Off."
- - "Shake It Off"?
- 1049
- 00:47:04,032 --> 00:47:06,410
- How does it start?
- Beth, can you sing it for him?
- 1050
- 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:09,037
- ♪ I stay out too late ♪
- 1051
- 00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:11,832
- ♪ Got nothing in my... ♪
- 1052
- 00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:13,750
- [screams]
- 1053
- 00:47:15,836 --> 00:47:17,504
- [panting]
- 1054
- 00:47:21,508 --> 00:47:22,676
- Typical!
- 1055
- 00:47:25,095 --> 00:47:29,203
- ♪ 'Cause the players gonna
- play, play, play, play, play ♪
- 1056
- 00:47:29,204 --> 00:47:33,312
- ♪ Baby, I'm just gonna shake,
- shake, shake, shake, shake... ♪
- 1057
- 00:47:33,313 --> 00:47:35,522
- ♪
- 1058
- 00:47:53,332 --> 00:47:55,375
- [Audrey shouting]
- 1059
- 00:47:56,043 --> 00:47:59,046
- ♪ I'm just gonna shake, shake,
- shake, shake, shake ♪
- 1060
- 00:47:59,047 --> 00:48:01,590
- ♪ Shake it off,
- shake it off... ♪
- 1061
- 00:48:01,591 --> 00:48:02,591
- [crashing]
- 1062
- 00:48:05,594 --> 00:48:07,513
- Oh, yes! Quick! Is that it?
- 1063
- 00:48:08,597 --> 00:48:09,765
- Here we go, mate.
- 1064
- 00:48:11,266 --> 00:48:13,894
- Oh, here we go. Here we go.
- - Okay. Hold still.
- 1065
- 00:48:15,437 --> 00:48:16,563
- DAVE:
- Yes.
- 1066
- 00:48:20,275 --> 00:48:21,359
- Did it work?
- 1067
- 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,861
- - [Felix wheezing]
- - Well?
- 1068
- 00:48:27,908 --> 00:48:29,910
- [gasps deeply]
- 1069
- 00:48:31,828 --> 00:48:34,164
- Oh! Oh, God!
- 1070
- 00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,376
- Thank you, Miss Caroline.
- 1071
- 00:48:37,377 --> 00:48:39,086
- It's my job.
- 1072
- 00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:41,839
- And you've got to call me Audrey.
- 1073
- 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,173
- Yeah.
- 1074
- 00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:47,468
- CHILDREN: Eugh!
- 1075
- 00:48:47,469 --> 00:48:49,053
- Oh... I...
- 1076
- 00:48:49,054 --> 00:48:51,682
- ...g-got caught in the middle
- of a jam fight!
- 1077
- 00:48:51,683 --> 00:48:52,974
- [gasps]
- 1078
- 00:48:52,975 --> 00:48:55,227
- I am covered in strawberry jam!
- [laughs]
- 1079
- 00:48:55,228 --> 00:48:57,813
- Eugh. Don't taste it, okay?
- [chuckles]
- 1080
- 00:48:57,814 --> 00:49:00,399
- BOY: What jam?
- - Felix will be fine.
- 1081
- 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,652
- [all cheering, squealing]
- 1082
- 00:49:10,409 --> 00:49:13,036
- ♪
- 1083
- 00:49:16,415 --> 00:49:17,665
- [helicopter approaches]
- 1084
- 00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:19,459
- TEDDY:
- Stop screaming, please!
- 1085
- 00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:20,960
- Just shut up!
- 1086
- 00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:22,545
- What is that noise?
- 1087
- 00:49:22,546 --> 00:49:25,716
- It's a helicopter!
- They've come to get me!
- 1088
- 00:49:26,842 --> 00:49:28,176
- Get out of my way!
- 1089
- 00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:29,761
- [objects smashing]
- DAVE: What the...?!
- 1090
- 00:49:29,762 --> 00:49:32,764
- I'm coming! They found me!
- 1091
- 00:49:34,183 --> 00:49:37,144
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- 1092
- 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,814
- It's me! I'm a celebr...
- 1093
- 00:49:40,815 --> 00:49:43,775
- Oh! Arggh! Oh, fuck!
- 1094
- 00:49:45,694 --> 00:49:47,779
- [zombies moaning]
- 1095
- 00:49:49,781 --> 00:49:50,866
- Whoa!
- 1096
- 00:49:51,867 --> 00:49:52,951
- Fuck!
- 1097
- 00:49:53,619 --> 00:49:56,287
- Open up! Hey!
- Can you open the door?
- 1098
- 00:49:56,288 --> 00:49:58,790
- I'm sorry about what happened
- before, but you...
- 1099
- 00:49:58,791 --> 00:50:00,375
- Get the fuck over here!
- 1100
- 00:50:00,376 --> 00:50:02,376
- Please?!
- 1101
- 00:50:02,377 --> 00:50:05,254
- I'm just scared. Open the door.
- 1102
- 00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:09,218
- You're being a bad teacher!
- Fuck your teaching method!
- 1103
- 00:50:09,219 --> 00:50:11,762
- This is a terrible example you're setting!
- 1104
- 00:50:11,763 --> 00:50:13,763
- Argh! Argh!
- 1105
- 00:50:13,764 --> 00:50:16,767
- [zombies moaning]
- 1106
- 00:50:19,770 --> 00:50:20,770
- Teddy!
- 1107
- 00:50:21,230 --> 00:50:22,272
- Get up!
- 1108
- 00:50:22,606 --> 00:50:25,359
- Come on! Give me your hand!
- 1109
- 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,236
- [zombies moaning]
- 1110
- 00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:43,752
- [both panting]
- 1111
- 00:50:45,796 --> 00:50:48,548
- TEDDY:
- Oh, this is all my fault.
- 1112
- 00:50:48,549 --> 00:50:51,592
- God is punishing me.
- - Wait, what do you mean?
- 1113
- 00:50:51,593 --> 00:50:55,556
- I've been bad, man.
- I've been really fucking bad.
- 1114
- 00:50:55,557 --> 00:50:57,474
- I'm sure we've all done
- things we regret.
- 1115
- 00:50:57,475 --> 00:51:00,393
- I fucked a shit-ton of moms.
- 1116
- 00:51:00,394 --> 00:51:03,584
- We're talking thousands.
- Thousands.
- 1117
- 00:51:03,585 --> 00:51:06,774
- I was doing my first public appearance,
- 1118
- 00:51:06,775 --> 00:51:11,780
- and this sweet little single mom
- came up to me after the autograph signing.
- 1119
- 00:51:11,781 --> 00:51:14,115
- And she was so fucking beautiful.
- 1120
- 00:51:14,116 --> 00:51:18,161
- And I went down on her pussy
- in a South Coast Plaza disabled toilet.
- 1121
- 00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,996
- And then it was on.
- 1122
- 00:51:19,997 --> 00:51:22,665
- I just...
- I took whoever I could get.
- 1123
- 00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:25,919
- Single moms, married moms, pregnant moms,
- 1124
- 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,173
- white moms, black moms, dyke moms, Jews.
- 1125
- 00:51:30,549 --> 00:51:34,761
- - My nephew almost died. I'm...
- - I studied at the Actors Studio.
- 1126
- 00:51:34,762 --> 00:51:37,764
- I learnt Meisner from Pacino.
- 1127
- 00:51:37,765 --> 00:51:39,016
- Al.
- 1128
- 00:51:40,976 --> 00:51:43,395
- You think I wanted to be
- in a polka dot suit
- 1129
- 00:51:43,396 --> 00:51:45,105
- for the rest of my life?
- 1130
- 00:51:45,939 --> 00:51:48,150
- I fucking hate
- those little kiddlywinks.
- 1131
- 00:51:49,526 --> 00:51:52,738
- Fucking the shit out of their moms
- was the only thing that made it better.
- 1132
- 00:51:52,739 --> 00:51:54,572
- Until it didn't.
- 1133
- 00:51:54,573 --> 00:51:56,575
- You realize that you're only doing it...
- 1134
- 00:51:56,576 --> 00:51:58,075
- [slaps him]
- Look at me.
- 1135
- 00:51:58,076 --> 00:52:02,623
- You realize that you're only doing it
- because you're dead inside.
- 1136
- 00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:07,794
- And it's the only thing that's keeping you
- from killing yourself.
- 1137
- 00:52:10,631 --> 00:52:12,049
- I'm Dave.
- 1138
- 00:52:13,509 --> 00:52:15,928
- Teddy McGiggle isn't even my real name.
- 1139
- 00:52:16,637 --> 00:52:18,429
- It's Nathan.
- 1140
- 00:52:18,430 --> 00:52:19,597
- Nathan McGiggle.
- 1141
- 00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:21,391
- - Nathan Schneider.
- - Oh.
- 1142
- 00:52:22,768 --> 00:52:24,645
- [sniffs]
- 1143
- 00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:27,397
- What is that awful smell?
- 1144
- 00:52:31,109 --> 00:52:33,110
- It's me, man. I was lying.
- 1145
- 00:52:33,111 --> 00:52:36,532
- I was gonna blame you, but I can't.
- I shit my pants.
- 1146
- 00:52:37,908 --> 00:52:40,786
- Ohh, God!
- [sobs]
- 1147
- 00:52:40,787 --> 00:52:42,746
- I did it.
- 1148
- 00:52:47,084 --> 00:52:49,586
- Ohh, no!
- 1149
- 00:52:49,587 --> 00:52:52,089
- [sobs]
- 1150
- 00:53:04,643 --> 00:53:06,978
- ♪
- 1151
- 00:53:06,979 --> 00:53:09,523
- [radio chatter]
- 1152
- 00:53:16,822 --> 00:53:19,240
- Sir? This could be helpful.
- 1153
- 00:53:19,241 --> 00:53:24,371
- Aerial reconnaissance confirms
- all of the infected are congregated here.
- 1154
- 00:53:24,372 --> 00:53:27,708
- I would advise
- we drop the bomb on the...
- 1155
- 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:29,751
- ...Pleasant Valley souvenir store.
- 1156
- 00:53:37,718 --> 00:53:43,724
- AUDREY:
- ♪ Well, I'd like to visit the moon ♪
- 1157
- 00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:44,765
- [Teddy sobbing]
- 1158
- 00:53:44,766 --> 00:53:50,772
- AUDREY:
- ♪ On a rocket ship high in the air ♪
- 1159
- 00:53:51,857 --> 00:53:57,863
- ♪ Yes, I'd like to visit the moon ♪
- 1160
- 00:53:59,031 --> 00:54:04,828
- ♪ But I don't think
- I'd like to live there ♪
- 1161
- 00:54:06,121 --> 00:54:09,333
- ♪ Though I'd like to look down ♪
- 1162
- 00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:13,107
- ♪ At the earth from above ♪
- 1163
- 00:54:13,108 --> 00:54:16,882
- ♪ I would miss all the places ♪
- 1164
- 00:54:16,883 --> 00:54:20,134
- ♪ And people I love ♪
- 1165
- 00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:24,264
- ♪ So although I may like it ♪
- 1166
- 00:54:24,265 --> 00:54:28,184
- ♪ For one afternoon ♪
- 1167
- 00:54:28,185 --> 00:54:32,730
- ♪ I don't want to live
- on the moon ♪
- 1168
- 00:54:32,731 --> 00:54:37,276
- ♪ Though I'd like to look down ♪
- 1169
- 00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:41,822
- ♪ At the earth from above ♪
- 1170
- 00:54:41,823 --> 00:54:46,203
- ♪ I would miss all the places ♪
- 1171
- 00:54:46,204 --> 00:54:49,810
- ♪ And people I love ♪
- 1172
- 00:54:49,811 --> 00:54:54,200
- ♪ So although I may go ♪
- 1173
- 00:54:54,201 --> 00:54:57,959
- ♪ I'll be coming home soon ♪
- 1174
- 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,718
- ♪ 'Cause I don't want to live ♪
- 1175
- 00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,597
- ♪ On the moon ♪
- 1176
- 00:55:05,598 --> 00:55:09,851
- ♪ No, I don't ♪
- 1177
- 00:55:09,852 --> 00:55:13,876
- ♪ Want to live ♪
- 1178
- 00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:17,901
- ♪ On the moon ♪
- 1179
- 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:25,470
- Sweet dreams, duckies.
- 1180
- 00:55:25,471 --> 00:55:27,452
- CHILDREN:
- Good night.
- 1181
- 00:55:29,454 --> 00:55:30,496
- Yes, Mickey?
- 1182
- 00:55:30,497 --> 00:55:33,478
- Miss Caroline,
- is there anything to eat?
- 1183
- 00:55:33,479 --> 00:55:36,242
- I'm afraid you ate
- the last of the chips.
- 1184
- 00:55:36,243 --> 00:55:39,006
- I have tofu snacks
- if you want them, Mickey.
- 1185
- 00:55:39,007 --> 00:55:40,215
- Yuck.
- 1186
- 00:55:40,841 --> 00:55:44,553
- When are we gonna play
- putt-putt golf, Miss Caroline?
- 1187
- 00:55:44,554 --> 00:55:47,973
- Certainly not now.
- Go to sleep.
- 1188
- 00:55:54,688 --> 00:55:55,813
- This is ridiculous.
- 1189
- 00:55:55,814 --> 00:55:57,816
- What's the US military
- even doing here?
- 1190
- 00:55:57,817 --> 00:55:59,150
- Excuse me!
- 1191
- 00:55:59,151 --> 00:56:02,779
- My son is inside.
- Why won't you let us through?
- 1192
- 00:56:04,364 --> 00:56:06,282
- I'm gonna try him again.
- 1193
- 00:56:06,283 --> 00:56:12,206
- Got kangaroo, platypus,
- echidna, wombat. Dingo?
- 1194
- 00:56:12,207 --> 00:56:14,540
- Lieutenant, sir.
- Why are we here?
- 1195
- 00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:17,294
- - Zombies again.
- - Well, fast ones or slow ones, sir?
- 1196
- 00:56:17,295 --> 00:56:19,796
- Slow.
- We need to contain the infection,
- 1197
- 00:56:19,797 --> 00:56:21,798
- so shoot anything that moves.
- 1198
- 00:56:22,799 --> 00:56:24,718
- Thank God they're slow.
- 1199
- 00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,969
- Mm-hmm.
- 1200
- 00:56:27,763 --> 00:56:30,766
- DAVE [on voicemail]: Hey, it's Dave.
- Just leave a message.
- 1201
- 00:56:30,767 --> 00:56:33,726
- Dave, I'm here. I'm nearby.
- 1202
- 00:56:33,727 --> 00:56:36,813
- They won't let me past to where you are,
- and they won't tell us anything.
- 1203
- 00:56:40,317 --> 00:56:41,442
- If you get this message,
- 1204
- 00:56:41,443 --> 00:56:43,820
- could you please tell Felix
- that Mommy loves him?
- 1205
- 00:56:46,323 --> 00:56:48,283
- Dave, please look after him.
- 1206
- 00:56:52,829 --> 00:56:55,540
- Hey. Are you okay, mate?
- 1207
- 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:58,794
- Yes, but Beth is a bit frightened.
- 1208
- 00:56:58,795 --> 00:57:01,588
- My mom puts me to bed.
- 1209
- 00:57:01,589 --> 00:57:03,548
- Oh.
- 1210
- 00:57:03,549 --> 00:57:05,217
- Well, we're gonna see your mom tomorrow.
- 1211
- 00:57:05,218 --> 00:57:06,676
- I'm scared.
- 1212
- 00:57:06,677 --> 00:57:10,514
- My mommy made up a special rhyme
- to help me go to sleep.
- 1213
- 00:57:10,515 --> 00:57:12,307
- Do you want to hear it?
- 1214
- 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:17,228
- "Now the day is over
- and I'm in bed, rugged up tight,
- 1215
- 00:57:17,229 --> 00:57:21,024
- "I hope those little monsters
- won't get me in the night.
- 1216
- 00:57:21,025 --> 00:57:24,820
- "If I say this little rhyme,
- they'll try to put up a fight,
- 1217
- 00:57:24,821 --> 00:57:26,028
- "But they won't come get me,
- 1218
- 00:57:26,029 --> 00:57:28,781
- "No, they won't give me a fright.
- 1219
- 00:57:28,782 --> 00:57:31,576
- Little monsters, you go away!
- Little monsters..."
- 1220
- 00:57:31,577 --> 00:57:34,788
- Oh, I think we need Beth
- to help with this bit, yeah?
- 1221
- 00:57:34,789 --> 00:57:37,791
- Beth, when I point at you,
- can you say, "Go away"?
- 1222
- 00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:39,793
- - Go away?
- - Yeah, exactly like that.
- 1223
- 00:57:39,794 --> 00:57:41,294
- Yeah. Okay, let's start again.
- 1224
- 00:57:41,295 --> 00:57:44,339
- FELIX AND DAVE:
- "Little monsters, you can't stay!
- 1225
- 00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:47,050
- "I don't want to see your little claws!
- 1226
- 00:57:47,051 --> 00:57:49,761
- "I don't want to hear your little roars!
- 1227
- 00:57:49,762 --> 00:57:51,013
- Little monsters..."
- 1228
- 00:57:51,014 --> 00:57:52,138
- "Go away!"
- 1229
- 00:57:52,139 --> 00:57:54,725
- "Come back and see me in the day.
- 1230
- 00:57:54,726 --> 00:57:57,269
- "We can have a little party
- 1231
- 00:57:57,270 --> 00:57:59,812
- "And eat cake and tea and play.
- 1232
- 00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:02,232
- "But we all must get a proper sleep,
- 1233
- 00:58:02,233 --> 00:58:04,818
- So, little monsters, please..."
- 1234
- 00:58:04,819 --> 00:58:06,027
- "Go away!"
- 1235
- 00:58:06,028 --> 00:58:09,323
- [laughs] That's it.
- That's exactly it.
- 1236
- 00:58:09,324 --> 00:58:11,012
- You reckon you can sleep now?
- 1237
- 00:58:11,013 --> 00:58:12,701
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Yeah? Okay.
- 1238
- 00:58:15,037 --> 00:58:17,789
- How did you know the rhyme, Uncle David?
- 1239
- 00:58:18,874 --> 00:58:22,794
- Well, your mom used to sing it
- to me before I went to sleep.
- 1240
- 00:58:22,795 --> 00:58:24,795
- Back when I was Boo-Boo.
- 1241
- 00:58:24,796 --> 00:58:26,798
- - [giggles] Boo-Boo?
- - [chuckles] Boo-Boo, yeah.
- 1242
- 00:58:26,799 --> 00:58:28,079
- You want to get some rest, mate?
- 1243
- 00:58:33,722 --> 00:58:35,766
- - Goodnight, Uncle David.
- - 'Night, mate.
- 1244
- 00:58:37,017 --> 00:58:39,728
- [zombies moaning]
- 1245
- 00:58:47,653 --> 00:58:50,739
- - [zombies howling outside]
- - Oh, God.
- 1246
- 00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:03,627
- [grunts]
- 1247
- 00:59:19,601 --> 00:59:21,562
- [sighs]
- 1248
- 00:59:25,941 --> 00:59:28,360
- Sorry I've been swearing
- so much, Audrey.
- 1249
- 00:59:29,319 --> 00:59:30,779
- That's fine, David.
- 1250
- 00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:34,366
- I'm fucking terrified too.
- 1251
- 00:59:36,118 --> 00:59:39,162
- I just need them to feel like
- the adults are in control, you know?
- 1252
- 00:59:42,457 --> 00:59:46,170
- - DAVE: How do you do it?
- - AUDREY: Do what?
- 1253
- 00:59:47,045 --> 00:59:48,380
- Be a superhero.
- 1254
- 00:59:49,381 --> 00:59:50,924
- Not quite.
- 1255
- 00:59:53,343 --> 00:59:54,969
- Do you want kids?
- 1256
- 00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:57,680
- Oh... my girlfriend and I just split.
- 1257
- 00:59:57,681 --> 01:00:00,392
- Yeah, I caught her with someone else.
- 1258
- 01:00:00,393 --> 01:00:01,393
- Oh.
- 1259
- 01:00:02,227 --> 01:00:03,478
- That's... awful.
- 1260
- 01:00:06,648 --> 01:00:07,900
- See, it wasn't her fault.
- 1261
- 01:00:08,942 --> 01:00:10,402
- I left first.
- 1262
- 01:00:11,403 --> 01:00:13,405
- She wanted a baby. I didn't.
- 1263
- 01:00:14,865 --> 01:00:16,158
- How come?
- 1264
- 01:00:17,409 --> 01:00:19,745
- I told her I didn't want it
- to get in the way of my band.
- 1265
- 01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:22,372
- Was that not the reason?
- 1266
- 01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:27,669
- Felix's mom reckons I might be
- frightened of being a father.
- 1267
- 01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:33,862
- See, our dad left
- when I was about Felix's age.
- 1268
- 01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:37,626
- Started another family,
- left Tess and I with mom.
- 1269
- 01:00:37,627 --> 01:00:41,391
- Mom fell apart.
- Like, really fell apart.
- 1270
- 01:00:43,852 --> 01:00:46,146
- We spent our holidays in psych wards.
- 1271
- 01:00:46,813 --> 01:00:49,775
- - I'm so sorry.
- - Yeah.
- 1272
- 01:00:50,859 --> 01:00:52,319
- Tess looked after me.
- 1273
- 01:00:55,364 --> 01:00:58,367
- I couldn't see that at the time, though.
- I was too angry at everyone.
- 1274
- 01:01:00,410 --> 01:01:01,912
- I never thanked her.
- 1275
- 01:01:02,871 --> 01:01:05,916
- I'm sure you won't end up
- like your father, David.
- 1276
- 01:01:09,378 --> 01:01:13,402
- "The man in between
- waits between the two,
- 1277
- 01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:17,396
- "Not hearing the lie,
- not seeing the true,
- 1278
- 01:01:17,397 --> 01:01:20,832
- "Unknowing what is
- and denying what seems,
- 1279
- 01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:24,268
- And there he will sleep,
- the man in between."
- 1280
- 01:01:25,602 --> 01:01:28,145
- Wow. Is that Gandhi?
- 1281
- 01:01:28,146 --> 01:01:30,399
- [chuckles]
- No. Neil Diamond.
- 1282
- 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,088
- You like Neil Diamond?
- 1283
- 01:01:32,089 --> 01:01:33,777
- I love Neil Diamond.
- 1284
- 01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:36,404
- Oh.
- 1285
- 01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:40,366
- You may think I'm a superhero, but...
- 1286
- 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:44,538
- When I was 18,
- I was heading down a really bad path.
- 1287
- 01:01:45,414 --> 01:01:48,624
- I started following this band around.
- 1288
- 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:52,379
- I used the money my parents
- had put away for my education,
- 1289
- 01:01:52,380 --> 01:01:54,006
- and I followed them here.
- 1290
- 01:01:54,007 --> 01:01:54,881
- Whoa.
- 1291
- 01:01:54,882 --> 01:01:57,175
- I chased them all around Australia,
- 1292
- 01:01:57,176 --> 01:02:00,136
- and I break into one of
- their hotel rooms in Perth.
- 1293
- 01:02:00,137 --> 01:02:03,140
- Well, I was just so determined
- to meet one of them in person.
- 1294
- 01:02:04,141 --> 01:02:05,976
- I would have let them
- do anything to me.
- 1295
- 01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:10,229
- What... what happened?
- 1296
- 01:02:10,230 --> 01:02:16,069
- Oh, Taylor walked into the room
- and called security right away.
- 1297
- 01:02:16,070 --> 01:02:18,030
- Hang on. Wait. Swift?
- 1298
- 01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:20,406
- No! [scoffs]
- 1299
- 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:23,410
- Taylor Hanson. Sorry.
- I thought I said who they were.
- 1300
- 01:02:23,411 --> 01:02:25,453
- Taylor Hanson?
- 1301
- 01:02:25,454 --> 01:02:28,415
- Yeah. Taylor Hanson.
- From Hanson.
- 1302
- 01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:30,167
- Hanson the band?
- 1303
- 01:02:30,959 --> 01:02:32,335
- Yes.
- 1304
- 01:02:32,336 --> 01:02:34,671
- - "Mmmbop"?
- - "Mmmbop."
- 1305
- 01:02:35,756 --> 01:02:37,673
- Mmm. Okay.
- 1306
- 01:02:37,674 --> 01:02:42,304
- I begged him not to call security,
- but he didn't even hesitate.
- 1307
- 01:02:42,305 --> 01:02:44,681
- I didn't know what to do,
- so I jumped out the window.
- 1308
- 01:02:44,682 --> 01:02:45,723
- Shit.
- 1309
- 01:02:45,724 --> 01:02:50,354
- But thank God, an awning broke my fall
- and all I broke was my collarbone.
- 1310
- 01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,398
- [sighs]
- So, there I was.
- 1311
- 01:02:54,399 --> 01:02:58,487
- In a foreign country, in a sling.
- No parents, no money.
- 1312
- 01:02:58,488 --> 01:03:01,406
- And then a wonderful thing happened.
- 1313
- 01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:04,659
- I got a job helping out at the school
- 1314
- 01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:07,663
- to help pay my medical bills
- and get back home.
- 1315
- 01:03:07,664 --> 01:03:09,373
- And working with kids...
- 1316
- 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:13,897
- ...standing in front of them,
- 1317
- 01:03:13,898 --> 01:03:16,337
- looking at me with no judgment...
- 1318
- 01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:19,424
- They trusted me even when I didn't
- particularly trust myself.
- 1319
- 01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:24,388
- I started to believe in myself again,
- you know?
- 1320
- 01:03:24,389 --> 01:03:25,806
- Learned to step up.
- 1321
- 01:03:26,515 --> 01:03:29,351
- And now I can't imagine
- doing anything else.
- 1322
- 01:03:31,353 --> 01:03:34,398
- Are you and... Ian gonna have kids?
- 1323
- 01:03:36,108 --> 01:03:40,153
- I'm afraid Ian and I have not
- been together for a long time.
- 1324
- 01:03:40,696 --> 01:03:43,407
- He was cheating on me.
- With someone from his work.
- 1325
- 01:03:45,325 --> 01:03:47,034
- But why do you still wear the ring?
- 1326
- 01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:50,289
- It stops fathers from hitting
- on me in the playground.
- 1327
- 01:03:50,873 --> 01:03:52,164
- I know it's bad to lie,
- 1328
- 01:03:52,165 --> 01:03:54,751
- but you'd be surprised
- how crude men can be.
- 1329
- 01:04:00,966 --> 01:04:02,926
- My band broke up six years ago.
- 1330
- 01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:06,972
- God's Sledgehammer fell apart
- when my bandmates quit.
- 1331
- 01:04:10,058 --> 01:04:11,768
- And I'm not really Christian.
- 1332
- 01:04:14,396 --> 01:04:16,106
- Anything else you've lied about?
- 1333
- 01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:20,360
- [chuckles]
- No, I think that pretty much covers it.
- 1334
- 01:04:20,361 --> 01:04:21,402
- Okay. Good.
- 1335
- 01:04:21,403 --> 01:04:24,531
- Otherwise I'd have to put you
- in the naughty corner.
- 1336
- 01:04:25,782 --> 01:04:28,994
- - [chuckles] Uh-oh.
- - [laughs]
- 1337
- 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,747
- Why don't I stay up on watch?
- 1338
- 01:04:32,706 --> 01:04:35,000
- No, no. You need sleep more than anyone.
- 1339
- 01:04:36,126 --> 01:04:37,377
- Um... I'll step up.
- 1340
- 01:04:38,378 --> 01:04:39,421
- Okay.
- 1341
- 01:04:45,385 --> 01:04:46,470
- 'Night.
- 1342
- 01:04:55,312 --> 01:04:57,397
- [moaning]
- 1343
- 01:05:00,734 --> 01:05:03,403
- RADIO:
- All-unit command, all-unit command.
- 1344
- 01:05:04,738 --> 01:05:07,199
- All-unit command, all-unit command.
- 1345
- 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,408
- [sheep bleating]
- 1346
- 01:05:09,409 --> 01:05:12,161
- In order to ensure total
- annihilation of the infected,
- 1347
- 01:05:12,162 --> 01:05:16,917
- we will proceed with Operation Hailstorm
- in T-minus one hour.
- 1348
- 01:05:26,051 --> 01:05:27,427
- - [gasps]
- - Oh!
- 1349
- 01:05:29,888 --> 01:05:32,766
- [quietly]:
- I've got an idea to get us out of here.
- 1350
- 01:05:32,767 --> 01:05:35,394
- No. No, no, no!
- 1351
- 01:05:35,395 --> 01:05:37,396
- No, no, no.
- 1352
- 01:05:37,397 --> 01:05:39,355
- No.
- 1353
- 01:05:39,356 --> 01:05:42,400
- I'm not going anywhere.
- Want to know why?
- 1354
- 01:05:42,401 --> 01:05:46,113
- Because I'm the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice
- Favorite Global Television Presenter
- 1355
- 01:05:46,114 --> 01:05:47,447
- five years running, that's why.
- 1356
- 01:05:47,448 --> 01:05:48,781
- You want to know what that means?
- 1357
- 01:05:48,782 --> 01:05:52,369
- That means to the layman
- I'm a huge fucking deal.
- 1358
- 01:05:52,370 --> 01:05:54,517
- Someone will notice that I'm missing,
- 1359
- 01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:56,529
- sound the alarm,
- and come and get me.
- 1360
- 01:05:56,530 --> 01:05:58,541
- We can't stay here indefinitely.
- 1361
- 01:05:58,542 --> 01:06:00,419
- We're good as dead if we stay here.
- There's no food.
- 1362
- 01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:02,546
- [sighs]
- We'll eat one of the kids.
- 1363
- 01:06:03,505 --> 01:06:05,299
- I hope you're joking.
- 1364
- 01:06:06,758 --> 01:06:09,553
- Look, Teddy, all we need
- for you to do is make a distraction
- 1365
- 01:06:09,554 --> 01:06:11,388
- while I make a run for the tractor train.
- 1366
- 01:06:11,389 --> 01:06:12,638
- I drive it to the front door,
- 1367
- 01:06:12,639 --> 01:06:14,266
- we load everyone up,
- and we drive out of here.
- 1368
- 01:06:14,267 --> 01:06:16,018
- Oh, you're fucked in the head, fatso.
- 1369
- 01:06:16,019 --> 01:06:17,393
- Why can't you go?
- 1370
- 01:06:17,394 --> 01:06:19,354
- I'm not leaving the children
- alone with you.
- 1371
- 01:06:19,355 --> 01:06:20,104
- Pfft!
- 1372
- 01:06:20,105 --> 01:06:23,754
- If your big idea
- is to drive in a tractor
- 1373
- 01:06:23,755 --> 01:06:26,580
- designed to pull fuckmonkeys
- around a farm,
- 1374
- 01:06:26,581 --> 01:06:29,405
- then you're bigger idiots than I thought.
- 1375
- 01:06:29,406 --> 01:06:32,159
- And I thought you were both
- the stupidest people I've ever met.
- 1376
- 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,204
- - What would you suggest?
- - The McGigglemobile.
- 1377
- 01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:37,413
- What?
- 1378
- 01:06:37,414 --> 01:06:39,123
- What, are you fucking deaf?
- 1379
- 01:06:39,124 --> 01:06:42,461
- I said in a loud whisper,
- "The McGigglemobile."
- 1380
- 01:06:42,462 --> 01:06:43,920
- What's the McGigglemobile?
- 1381
- 01:06:43,921 --> 01:06:47,361
- It's my bright red car,
- you fucking cunt.
- 1382
- 01:06:47,362 --> 01:06:50,801
- I travel around the world in it
- making memories
- 1383
- 01:06:50,802 --> 01:06:55,390
- and sharing those memories
- with children all over the country.
- 1384
- 01:06:55,391 --> 01:06:56,725
- Many countries.
- 1385
- 01:06:57,601 --> 01:06:59,268
- Why is that better?
- 1386
- 01:06:59,269 --> 01:07:03,774
- The McGigglemobile has a flap
- in the roof. The Frogsie flap.
- 1387
- 01:07:03,775 --> 01:07:04,482
- We drive the car around,
- 1388
- 01:07:04,483 --> 01:07:07,069
- the kiddlywinks jump
- into the McGigglemobile
- 1389
- 01:07:07,070 --> 01:07:08,194
- through the Frogsie flap,
- 1390
- 01:07:08,195 --> 01:07:11,573
- and we drive the fuck out of here.
- 1391
- 01:07:11,574 --> 01:07:12,699
- Who's got the keys?
- 1392
- 01:07:15,410 --> 01:07:16,578
- That actually could work.
- 1393
- 01:07:18,205 --> 01:07:19,206
- Great idea, Teddy.
- 1394
- 01:07:20,165 --> 01:07:21,458
- Great enough for a blow job?
- 1395
- 01:07:24,378 --> 01:07:27,256
- Um... I'm a sex addict.
- 1396
- 01:07:36,598 --> 01:07:38,600
- [whispers]:
- Hey. Listen.
- 1397
- 01:07:39,351 --> 01:07:41,227
- Be careful when you...
- 1398
- 01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:43,105
- Aarrghh! Goddammit!
- 1399
- 01:07:43,106 --> 01:07:44,397
- [groaning loudly]
- 1400
- 01:07:44,398 --> 01:07:45,815
- Are you okay, Teddy?
- 1401
- 01:07:45,816 --> 01:07:48,443
- Does it look like I'm okay,
- you shithead?!
- 1402
- 01:07:49,486 --> 01:07:53,030
- ALL:
- Miss Caroline! Miss Caroline!
- 1403
- 01:07:53,031 --> 01:07:55,617
- - [sighs]
- - Miss Caroline, I'm hungry.
- 1404
- 01:07:55,618 --> 01:07:57,034
- - I know.
- - Miss Caroline?
- 1405
- 01:07:57,035 --> 01:07:59,955
- I don't want to play this game anymore.
- AUDREY: Uh-huh.
- 1406
- 01:07:59,956 --> 01:08:02,456
- It makes no sense,
- and the zombies look fake.
- 1407
- 01:08:02,457 --> 01:08:06,628
- Miss Caroline, when are
- we gonna play putt-putt golf?!
- 1408
- 01:08:06,629 --> 01:08:09,923
- Yo! Douchebag!
- Are we gonna do this thing or what?
- 1409
- 01:08:09,924 --> 01:08:11,716
- What's a douchebag?
- 1410
- 01:08:11,717 --> 01:08:15,429
- It's a small bag that ladies
- use to irrigate their vaginas.
- 1411
- 01:08:15,430 --> 01:08:17,097
- One, two, three, eyes on me.
- 1412
- 01:08:17,098 --> 01:08:18,765
- CHILDREN:
- One, two, eyes on you!
- 1413
- 01:08:18,766 --> 01:08:20,851
- [zombies moan outside]
- 1414
- 01:08:22,394 --> 01:08:24,396
- ♪ Where it began... ♪
- 1415
- 01:08:24,397 --> 01:08:26,355
- TEDDY:
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1416
- 01:08:26,356 --> 01:08:29,443
- ♪ I can't begin to knowing ♪
- 1417
- 01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:34,239
- ♪ But then, I know it's growing strong ♪
- 1418
- 01:08:37,367 --> 01:08:39,369
- ♪ Was in the spring ♪
- 1419
- 01:08:41,371 --> 01:08:44,374
- ♪ Then spring became the summer ♪
- 1420
- 01:08:44,917 --> 01:08:48,170
- ♪ Who'd have believed
- you'd come along? ♪
- 1421
- 01:08:48,171 --> 01:08:50,422
- [all giggling]
- 1422
- 01:08:51,298 --> 01:08:54,301
- ♪ Hands ♪
- 1423
- 01:08:56,094 --> 01:08:58,096
- ♪ Touching hands ♪
- 1424
- 01:08:59,848 --> 01:09:01,808
- ♪ Reaching out ♪
- 1425
- 01:09:03,393 --> 01:09:07,397
- ♪ Touching me, touching you ♪
- 1426
- 01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:12,361
- ♪ Miss Caroline ♪
- 1427
- 01:09:12,362 --> 01:09:14,070
- That's you!
- 1428
- 01:09:14,071 --> 01:09:18,325
- ♪ Good times
- never seemed so good ♪
- 1429
- 01:09:20,202 --> 01:09:23,413
- ♪ I'd be inclined ♪
- 1430
- 01:09:24,581 --> 01:09:28,292
- ♪ To believe
- they never would ♪
- 1431
- 01:09:28,293 --> 01:09:31,672
- DAVE: Come on, kids.
- I need your help! Sing it with me.
- 1432
- 01:09:31,673 --> 01:09:34,216
- ALL:
- ♪ Miss Caroline ♪
- 1433
- 01:09:34,217 --> 01:09:35,925
- ♪ Ba-ba-bom ♪
- 1434
- 01:09:35,926 --> 01:09:39,555
- ♪ Good times
- never seemed so good ♪
- 1435
- 01:09:42,015 --> 01:09:44,685
- ♪ I'd be inclined ♪
- 1436
- 01:09:46,603 --> 01:09:50,274
- ♪ To believe they never would ♪
- 1437
- 01:09:50,275 --> 01:09:53,359
- ♪ No, no ♪
- 1438
- 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,904
- ♪ Miss Caroline ♪
- 1439
- 01:09:56,905 --> 01:10:00,450
- [children cheering]
- 1440
- 01:10:05,998 --> 01:10:07,957
- I love Neil Diamond too.
- 1441
- 01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:10,878
- Just... wasn't ready
- to admit it until now.
- 1442
- 01:10:14,047 --> 01:10:17,300
- FELIX: Uncle David?
- - Hey, buddy.
- 1443
- 01:10:17,301 --> 01:10:19,469
- I'm just ducking out for a bit,
- okay, mate?
- 1444
- 01:10:19,470 --> 01:10:20,762
- Where are you going?
- 1445
- 01:10:21,889 --> 01:10:23,265
- I'm gonna get us out of here.
- 1446
- 01:10:23,724 --> 01:10:26,351
- Is this still all part of the game?
- 1447
- 01:10:26,352 --> 01:10:27,935
- Yeah! [chuckles]
- 1448
- 01:10:27,936 --> 01:10:30,772
- Yeah, of course it is.
- Miss Caroline's gonna keep you safe.
- 1449
- 01:10:31,481 --> 01:10:33,587
- You do whatever
- she tells you to, okay?
- 1450
- 01:10:33,588 --> 01:10:35,694
- She's my teacher.
- I have to do that.
- 1451
- 01:10:36,778 --> 01:10:38,404
- You're an amazing boy.
- 1452
- 01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:40,865
- Don't let anyone ever tell you
- you're not strong.
- 1453
- 01:10:40,866 --> 01:10:43,327
- You're the strongest,
- bravest person I've ever met.
- 1454
- 01:10:44,119 --> 01:10:45,871
- Why are you telling me this?
- 1455
- 01:10:46,788 --> 01:10:48,207
- 'Cause you're awesome.
- 1456
- 01:10:48,957 --> 01:10:50,083
- Give me a cuddle.
- 1457
- 01:10:55,797 --> 01:10:56,798
- Okay.
- 1458
- 01:10:58,133 --> 01:11:00,427
- Hey, kids, who wants a ride
- in the McGigglemobile?
- 1459
- 01:11:00,428 --> 01:11:02,679
- CHILDREN: Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 1460
- 01:11:03,639 --> 01:11:07,518
- See you soon, kiddlywinks!
- 1461
- 01:11:21,031 --> 01:11:23,367
- [sobbing]
- 1462
- 01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:28,664
- I see the McGigglemobile.
- 1463
- 01:11:29,331 --> 01:11:32,417
- [crying]: I can't do this.
- I'm a celebrity.
- 1464
- 01:11:35,796 --> 01:11:37,631
- Want to make up for all
- the bad things you've done?
- 1465
- 01:11:37,632 --> 01:11:39,341
- All those mums you fucked?
- 1466
- 01:11:40,926 --> 01:11:43,303
- If Pacino were here,
- what would he say?
- 1467
- 01:11:43,304 --> 01:11:44,387
- He'd encourage me
- 1468
- 01:11:44,388 --> 01:11:48,141
- to magnify and intensify
- my connection to the material
- 1469
- 01:11:48,142 --> 01:11:51,895
- by understanding my character's
- emotional experience.
- 1470
- 01:11:51,896 --> 01:11:54,397
- - Well... do that.
- - [sobs]
- 1471
- 01:11:54,398 --> 01:11:57,359
- Do it for Pacino.
- I'll distract them.
- 1472
- 01:11:57,360 --> 01:11:59,862
- I'll see you
- at the McGigglemobile.
- 1473
- 01:11:59,863 --> 01:12:02,865
- - [bangs buckets]
- - Hey!
- 1474
- 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,120
- Hey! Yeah!
- 1475
- 01:12:09,121 --> 01:12:11,123
- - [zombies moaning]
- - Yes! Yes!
- 1476
- 01:12:11,999 --> 01:12:13,457
- Fuck!
- 1477
- 01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:14,877
- - [zombies moan]
- - Hey! Yes!
- 1478
- 01:12:15,711 --> 01:12:17,837
- Hey! Over here!
- 1479
- 01:12:17,838 --> 01:12:19,485
- For Pacino.
- 1480
- 01:12:19,486 --> 01:12:21,133
- [grunts, cries out]
- 1481
- 01:12:22,885 --> 01:12:24,845
- - [zombies moan]
- - Yes!
- 1482
- 01:12:26,054 --> 01:12:28,056
- [breathing shakily]
- 1483
- 01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:33,478
- Aahhh!
- 1484
- 01:12:37,524 --> 01:12:38,525
- Arggh!
- 1485
- 01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:43,322
- ♪
- 1486
- 01:12:50,537 --> 01:12:52,497
- Well, hi-ho, kiddlywinks.
- 1487
- 01:12:52,498 --> 01:12:55,417
- ♪
- 1488
- 01:12:58,837 --> 01:13:00,589
- [gasps, shouts]
- 1489
- 01:13:06,053 --> 01:13:08,347
- Arggh! Arggh!
- 1490
- 01:13:09,515 --> 01:13:11,391
- I fucked your mom!
- 1491
- 01:13:12,935 --> 01:13:14,311
- I fucked your mom!
- 1492
- 01:13:15,938 --> 01:13:18,524
- You. Oh, I fucked your mom.
- 1493
- 01:13:18,525 --> 01:13:20,067
- [snarls]
- 1494
- 01:13:23,195 --> 01:13:25,364
- Ow! My ass!
- 1495
- 01:13:31,578 --> 01:13:34,373
- Hyah! How do YOU like it, huh?!
- 1496
- 01:13:34,374 --> 01:13:36,083
- Oh, God! What have I done?
- 1497
- 01:13:38,043 --> 01:13:39,043
- Eugh!
- 1498
- 01:13:39,044 --> 01:13:40,504
- DAVE:
- Oh, shit!
- 1499
- 01:13:44,842 --> 01:13:46,009
- [car alarm honks]
- 1500
- 01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:53,349
- DAVE: Yes!
- 1501
- 01:13:53,350 --> 01:13:54,434
- - [car alarm honks]
- - Yes!
- 1502
- 01:13:54,435 --> 01:13:56,248
- [Dave panting]
- 1503
- 01:13:56,249 --> 01:13:58,063
- Fuck. Fuck.
- 1504
- 01:13:59,356 --> 01:14:00,399
- It's locked.
- 1505
- 01:14:02,317 --> 01:14:03,485
- Open the door!
- 1506
- 01:14:07,406 --> 01:14:09,324
- Open the fucking door.
- 1507
- 01:14:11,159 --> 01:14:13,203
- Open the fucking door!
- 1508
- 01:14:16,415 --> 01:14:17,916
- Fuck.
- - [starts engine]
- 1509
- 01:14:17,917 --> 01:14:20,147
- Open the fucking door, Nathan!
- 1510
- 01:14:20,148 --> 01:14:22,379
- - [Frogsie moaning]
- - Fuck.
- 1511
- 01:14:22,380 --> 01:14:25,299
- [screaming]
- 1512
- 01:14:27,718 --> 01:14:29,052
- Help me!
- 1513
- 01:14:29,887 --> 01:14:32,514
- I hope you die!
- 1514
- 01:14:32,515 --> 01:14:35,142
- [screaming]
- 1515
- 01:14:37,561 --> 01:14:39,438
- What's happening, Miss Caroline?
- 1516
- 01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:42,211
- Your Uncle David...
- 1517
- 01:14:42,212 --> 01:14:44,985
- is at the McGigglemobile!
- 1518
- 01:14:44,986 --> 01:14:47,362
- [panting, gasping]
- 1519
- 01:14:49,406 --> 01:14:52,326
- [zombies moan and growl]
- 1520
- 01:15:01,376 --> 01:15:03,273
- [Frogsie moaning]
- 1521
- 01:15:03,274 --> 01:15:05,172
- [phone rings]
- 1522
- 01:15:09,676 --> 01:15:10,676
- Tess!
- 1523
- 01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:13,304
- Dave! Oh, God. Where are you?
- 1524
- 01:15:13,305 --> 01:15:15,849
- Uh, I'm at the farm.
- Miss Caroline and the kids are here.
- 1525
- 01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:17,391
- - Felix?
- - Yeah, he's with her.
- 1526
- 01:15:17,392 --> 01:15:19,644
- Listen, you need to send
- someone in to get us.
- 1527
- 01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:21,521
- Okay. Uh, the military have
- blocked off the road,
- 1528
- 01:15:21,522 --> 01:15:23,398
- but they won't let us through.
- We're not far from you.
- 1529
- 01:15:23,399 --> 01:15:25,526
- Why aren't you with Felix?
- Are you okay?
- 1530
- 01:15:26,610 --> 01:15:29,363
- Look, Tess,
- I need to tell you something.
- 1531
- 01:15:29,364 --> 01:15:31,364
- It's really important,
- 1532
- 01:15:31,365 --> 01:15:33,367
- and I should have done it
- a long time ago.
- 1533
- 01:15:34,409 --> 01:15:36,452
- But thank you.
- 1534
- 01:15:36,453 --> 01:15:38,246
- - What?
- - You stepped up.
- 1535
- 01:15:38,247 --> 01:15:41,124
- You always took care of me when
- things went to shit with mom.
- 1536
- 01:15:41,125 --> 01:15:43,005
- I don't know what I would have
- done without you.
- 1537
- 01:15:44,086 --> 01:15:47,214
- Thank you, sis.
- I tried to repay you, but...
- 1538
- 01:15:47,215 --> 01:15:49,466
- I'm pretty sure I've just fucked it.
- 1539
- 01:15:49,467 --> 01:15:51,384
- Ah! No! Fuck!
- 1540
- 01:15:51,385 --> 01:15:53,428
- Stupid fucking frog!
- 1541
- 01:15:54,388 --> 01:15:57,391
- - Boo-Boo?
- - [zombies snarling on phone]
- 1542
- 01:15:59,601 --> 01:16:02,145
- [shouting]: Miss Caroline,
- when will we play putt-putt golf?!
- 1543
- 01:16:02,146 --> 01:16:03,020
- Not now, Max.
- 1544
- 01:16:03,021 --> 01:16:06,984
- No! I want to play putt-putt
- golf now! [shrieks]
- 1545
- 01:16:06,985 --> 01:16:09,340
- - [Max screaming]
- - Max.
- 1546
- 01:16:09,341 --> 01:16:11,696
- Max!
- - [continues screaming]
- 1547
- 01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:13,949
- I'm not... I'm not gonna
- talk to you on that level.
- 1548
- 01:16:13,950 --> 01:16:16,368
- - [Max screaming]
- - Stop it. Hey.
- 1549
- 01:16:16,369 --> 01:16:18,182
- [zombies growling]
- 1550
- 01:16:18,183 --> 01:16:19,996
- Max, listen to me.
- 1551
- 01:16:19,997 --> 01:16:21,373
- - Miss Caroline!
- - Beth, I'm speaking.
- 1552
- 01:16:21,374 --> 01:16:22,540
- [screaming]
- 1553
- 01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:24,668
- - Miss Caroline!
- - What is it, Beth?!
- 1554
- 01:16:24,669 --> 01:16:26,003
- Felix is gone!
- 1555
- 01:16:27,838 --> 01:16:29,818
- [gasps]
- 1556
- 01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:31,800
- ♪
- 1557
- 01:16:36,221 --> 01:16:38,015
- [breathing like Darth Vader]
- 1558
- 01:16:39,975 --> 01:16:41,977
- Pew, pew! Pew! Pew, pew, pew!
- 1559
- 01:16:41,978 --> 01:16:43,937
- Pew! Pew, pew!
- 1560
- 01:16:55,991 --> 01:16:57,951
- [zombie moans]
- 1561
- 01:17:00,412 --> 01:17:02,998
- [imitates lightsaber]
- 1562
- 01:17:07,503 --> 01:17:09,463
- [lamb bleating]
- 1563
- 01:17:10,047 --> 01:17:12,007
- [bleating]
- 1564
- 01:17:17,930 --> 01:17:19,932
- [bleating]
- 1565
- 01:17:33,362 --> 01:17:34,821
- [metal clanking]
- 1566
- 01:17:40,827 --> 01:17:43,288
- [breathing like Darth Vader]
- 1567
- 01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:57,636
- [zombies snarling]
- 1568
- 01:18:00,305 --> 01:18:03,225
- [zombies moaning loudly]
- 1569
- 01:18:07,604 --> 01:18:10,065
- [zombies moaning]
- 1570
- 01:18:13,986 --> 01:18:15,946
- [engine approaching]
- 1571
- 01:18:19,783 --> 01:18:22,494
- FELIX: Hi, Uncle David!
- DAVE: Felix!
- 1572
- 01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:26,331
- FELIX:
- I'm on the tractor!
- 1573
- 01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:29,751
- Oopsy!
- 1574
- 01:18:30,294 --> 01:18:33,254
- Felix! Felix!
- 1575
- 01:18:33,255 --> 01:18:36,216
- [zombies snarling]
- 1576
- 01:18:41,555 --> 01:18:42,973
- Here, Uncle David!
- 1577
- 01:18:44,892 --> 01:18:47,394
- Uncle David! Over here!
- 1578
- 01:18:47,395 --> 01:18:48,477
- DAVE: Ha ha!
- 1579
- 01:18:48,478 --> 01:18:50,772
- I told you you were the bravest
- person I'd ever met.
- 1580
- 01:18:50,773 --> 01:18:52,982
- Yeah?
- FELIX: The clutch is on the left.
- 1581
- 01:18:52,983 --> 01:18:55,402
- The clutch is on the left.
- Stay in character.
- 1582
- 01:18:55,403 --> 01:18:57,083
- FELIX [gruffly]:
- The clutch is on the left.
- 1583
- 01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:04,661
- It doesn't matter if we don't
- win the game, Miss Caroline.
- 1584
- 01:19:05,996 --> 01:19:07,831
- [engine rumbling]
- 1585
- 01:19:19,218 --> 01:19:20,259
- DAVE: Felix did it!
- 1586
- 01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:22,304
- I used my putter as a shooty gun.
- 1587
- 01:19:22,305 --> 01:19:24,180
- Pew, pew! Pew!
- - Whoa!
- 1588
- 01:19:24,181 --> 01:19:27,392
- There's heaps of them out there, though.
- We've got to go!
- 1589
- 01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:30,895
- One, two, three! Eyes on me!
- 1590
- 01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:33,356
- CHILDREN:
- One, two! Eyes on you!
- 1591
- 01:19:33,357 --> 01:19:35,150
- Who wants to play putt-putt golf?!
- 1592
- 01:19:36,693 --> 01:19:40,989
- DAVE: Arggh!
- - [children shrieking]
- 1593
- 01:19:43,742 --> 01:19:45,994
- AUDREY:
- Careful, duckies! Watch out!
- 1594
- 01:19:48,163 --> 01:19:51,667
- CHILDREN [chanting]:
- Go, Max! Go, Max! Go, Max!
- 1595
- 01:19:51,668 --> 01:19:54,545
- Go, Max! Go, Max! Go, Max!
- 1596
- 01:19:56,338 --> 01:19:59,258
- Go, Max! Go, Max! Go, Max!
- 1597
- 01:20:04,888 --> 01:20:06,890
- Ha ha! You suck, you guys!
- 1598
- 01:20:06,891 --> 01:20:09,685
- ALL: Yay!
- 1599
- 01:20:10,686 --> 01:20:11,937
- Okay. Sit down, now.
- 1600
- 01:20:13,522 --> 01:20:14,564
- Good boy.
- 1601
- 01:20:14,565 --> 01:20:16,065
- DAVE:
- I spoke to Tess!
- 1602
- 01:20:16,066 --> 01:20:17,943
- She said the military is on the road!
- 1603
- 01:20:18,569 --> 01:20:20,320
- We just have to make it there!
- - Thank you.
- 1604
- 01:20:20,321 --> 01:20:22,698
- [zombie moaning]
- 1605
- 01:20:25,158 --> 01:20:27,661
- [strumming ukulele]
- 1606
- 01:20:29,079 --> 01:20:32,374
- Okay. Remember this one?
- Sing with me, now.
- 1607
- 01:20:33,542 --> 01:20:37,212
- ♪ The wheels on the bus
- go round and round ♪
- 1608
- 01:20:37,213 --> 01:20:40,965
- ♪ Round and round,
- round and round ♪
- 1609
- 01:20:40,966 --> 01:20:44,011
- ♪ The wheels on the bus
- go round and round ♪
- 1610
- 01:20:44,012 --> 01:20:47,890
- ♪ All through the town ♪
- 1611
- 01:20:49,474 --> 01:20:51,768
- [indistinct children chatter]
- 1612
- 01:20:58,775 --> 01:21:02,029
- ♪ Old Macdonald had a farm ♪
- 1613
- 01:21:02,030 --> 01:21:08,035
- ♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪
- 1614
- 01:21:08,036 --> 01:21:09,786
- [children cheering]
- 1615
- 01:21:09,787 --> 01:21:11,287
- [zombies cheering]
- 1616
- 01:21:11,288 --> 01:21:12,789
- Miss Caroline!
- 1617
- 01:21:13,582 --> 01:21:15,667
- [zombies moaning loudly]
- 1618
- 01:21:17,461 --> 01:21:21,298
- ♪ If you're happy and you know it,
- clap your hands ♪
- 1619
- 01:21:24,510 --> 01:21:25,676
- [laughs]
- 1620
- 01:21:25,677 --> 01:21:29,806
- ♪ If you're happy and you know it,
- clap your hands ♪
- 1621
- 01:21:31,850 --> 01:21:33,726
- [children giggling]
- 1622
- 01:21:33,727 --> 01:21:36,021
- ♪ If you're happy and you know it,
- say hooray ♪
- 1623
- 01:21:36,022 --> 01:21:37,835
- ALL: Hooray!
- 1624
- 01:21:37,836 --> 01:21:39,649
- [zombies moan]
- 1625
- 01:21:39,650 --> 01:21:42,319
- ♪ If you're happy and you know it,
- say hooray ♪
- 1626
- 01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,674
- ALL: Hooray!
- 1627
- 01:21:43,675 --> 01:21:45,029
- [zombies moan]
- 1628
- 01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:47,052
- ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪
- 1629
- 01:21:47,053 --> 01:21:49,075
- ♪ And you really want to show it ♪
- 1630
- 01:21:49,076 --> 01:21:51,954
- ♪ If you're happy and you know it,
- say hooray ♪
- 1631
- 01:21:51,955 --> 01:21:53,872
- CHILDREN: Hooray!
- 1632
- 01:21:53,873 --> 01:21:55,791
- [zombies moaning]
- 1633
- 01:21:58,335 --> 01:21:59,961
- SOLDIER: Let's go!
- 1634
- 01:21:59,962 --> 01:22:01,338
- Move, move, move,
- move, move, move!
- 1635
- 01:22:01,339 --> 01:22:03,340
- [helicopter flies overhead]
- 1636
- 01:22:07,427 --> 01:22:09,972
- RADIO: Waiting for confirmation
- to engage Hailstorm.
- 1637
- 01:22:10,931 --> 01:22:12,850
- Target is T-minus...
- 1638
- 01:22:13,559 --> 01:22:15,102
- Sir, what is it?
- 1639
- 01:22:15,936 --> 01:22:18,230
- Looks like we've got some survivors.
- 1640
- 01:22:18,231 --> 01:22:20,023
- They could be infected.
- 1641
- 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:22,525
- Hey!
- 1642
- 01:22:22,526 --> 01:22:26,071
- ♪ Three little ducks
- went out one day ♪
- 1643
- 01:22:26,072 --> 01:22:29,991
- ♪ Over the hills and far away
- 1644
- 01:22:29,992 --> 01:22:32,911
- ♪ Mother Duck said
- quack, quack, quack... ♪
- 1645
- 01:22:32,912 --> 01:22:34,600
- How many are there?
- 1646
- 01:22:34,601 --> 01:22:36,290
- There's at least two.
- 1647
- 01:22:36,874 --> 01:22:42,421
- One man driving a tractor,
- a woman... playing a small guitar.
- 1648
- 01:22:42,422 --> 01:22:44,381
- Sir, that's a ukulele, sir!
- 1649
- 01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:47,301
- Well, whatever it is,
- they're gonna be obliterated.
- 1650
- 01:22:47,302 --> 01:22:50,742
- ♪ Two little ducks
- went out one day
- 1651
- 01:22:50,743 --> 01:22:54,183
- ♪ Over the hills
- and far away... ♪
- 1652
- 01:22:54,184 --> 01:22:56,185
- Okay, let's bring 'em closer.
- 1653
- 01:22:57,978 --> 01:22:59,416
- Everyone hold position!
- 1654
- 01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:00,782
- Let us through!
- 1655
- 01:23:00,783 --> 01:23:02,148
- Wait for my command!
- 1656
- 01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:04,568
- ♪ ...little duck went out one day ♪
- 1657
- 01:23:04,569 --> 01:23:05,861
- ♪ Over the hills and... ♪
- 1658
- 01:23:05,862 --> 01:23:07,029
- Is that singing?
- 1659
- 01:23:08,530 --> 01:23:11,491
- - Who would be singing?
- - Maybe it's the zombies, sir.
- 1660
- 01:23:12,075 --> 01:23:13,619
- Zombies don't sing.
- 1661
- 01:23:14,244 --> 01:23:16,120
- [zombies quack incoherently]
- 1662
- 01:23:16,121 --> 01:23:18,081
- ♪ Five little ducks came back... ♪
- 1663
- 01:23:18,082 --> 01:23:20,082
- We got tiny children!
- 1664
- 01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:22,628
- - Did he just say kids?
- - Yes, sir.
- 1665
- 01:23:23,670 --> 01:23:24,713
- Kids.
- 1666
- 01:23:25,464 --> 01:23:26,756
- Goddammit!
- 1667
- 01:23:26,757 --> 01:23:28,675
- - [singing continues]
- - Sir.
- 1668
- 01:23:30,636 --> 01:23:33,889
- I can't shoot kids.
- Again.
- 1669
- 01:23:33,890 --> 01:23:34,973
- Sir!
- 1670
- 01:23:35,974 --> 01:23:37,808
- That's against protocol, sir!
- 1671
- 01:23:37,809 --> 01:23:39,853
- All right, let 'em through!
- Let 'em through!
- 1672
- 01:23:39,854 --> 01:23:42,146
- ♪
- 1673
- 01:23:42,147 --> 01:23:45,526
- - ♪ Five little ducks came back ♪
- - Hey, this... it's music!
- 1674
- 01:23:45,527 --> 01:23:47,528
- They're harmless
- when you play music!
- 1675
- 01:23:47,529 --> 01:23:49,821
- [children cheering]
- 1676
- 01:23:50,614 --> 01:23:53,951
- You've just got to sing them a song.
- Sing them a song!
- 1677
- 01:23:55,536 --> 01:23:56,870
- Open fire!
- 1678
- 01:23:57,538 --> 01:23:59,039
- [zombies groaning]
- 1679
- 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,541
- [children screaming]
- 1680
- 01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:02,251
- It's okay!
- 1681
- 01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:16,806
- Okay, you... you all need...
- 1682
- 01:24:16,807 --> 01:24:18,100
- Okay. No, no, no.
- Quick, quick. Come on.
- 1683
- 01:24:18,101 --> 01:24:19,685
- Okay. Only one at a time.
- 1684
- 01:24:27,901 --> 01:24:29,319
- RADIO:
- Engage Hailstorm.
- 1685
- 01:24:31,363 --> 01:24:33,282
- [jets roar]
- 1686
- 01:24:39,454 --> 01:24:41,456
- [children chatter]
- 1687
- 01:24:44,168 --> 01:24:46,628
- [Dave and Audrey panting]
- 1688
- 01:24:47,963 --> 01:24:49,923
- - Whew!
- - [both laughing]
- 1689
- 01:24:54,344 --> 01:24:55,637
- I'm sorry. I...
- 1690
- 01:24:57,639 --> 01:24:59,641
- [explosion]
- 1691
- 01:25:05,814 --> 01:25:08,609
- ALL: Whoa!
- 1692
- 01:25:11,028 --> 01:25:12,654
- Fireworks, everyone.
- 1693
- 01:25:14,323 --> 01:25:16,741
- [children screaming]
- 1694
- 01:25:16,742 --> 01:25:19,328
- Hey! Hey! Put them down!
- DAVE: What are you doing?!
- 1695
- 01:25:19,329 --> 01:25:21,288
- AUDREY: Put them down!
- - Hey, man!
- 1696
- 01:25:21,289 --> 01:25:22,977
- Felix, it's fine!
- 1697
- 01:25:22,978 --> 01:25:24,665
- [Max screaming]
- 1698
- 01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:26,418
- SOLDIER:
- [groans] Jesus Christ!
- 1699
- 01:25:39,556 --> 01:25:41,600
- [helicopter flies overhead]
- 1700
- 01:25:44,186 --> 01:25:46,605
- Is this the good news room
- or the bad news room?
- 1701
- 01:25:46,606 --> 01:25:47,856
- Good news room, sir.
- 1702
- 01:25:49,566 --> 01:25:51,610
- [all clamoring]
- 1703
- 01:25:52,986 --> 01:25:54,487
- All right!
- 1704
- 01:25:54,488 --> 01:25:56,573
- Everyone needs to stop yelling!
- 1705
- 01:25:56,574 --> 01:25:58,658
- Where are our children?!
- 1706
- 01:25:58,659 --> 01:26:01,327
- Every class member is
- safe and accounted for.
- 1707
- 01:26:01,328 --> 01:26:04,101
- Can someone please tell us
- what's happened to them?
- 1708
- 01:26:04,102 --> 01:26:06,874
- Your children got caught up
- in a, uh... a situation.
- 1709
- 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:09,753
- - Well, what the hell does that mean?
- - I can't go into specifics.
- 1710
- 01:26:09,754 --> 01:26:12,109
- But what I can say is
- it could have been a lot worse
- 1711
- 01:26:12,110 --> 01:26:14,465
- if it weren't for the actions
- of their teachers.
- 1712
- 01:26:14,466 --> 01:26:17,052
- - But they only have one teacher.
- - Miss Caroline.
- 1713
- 01:26:17,053 --> 01:26:19,638
- Yeah, Audrey Caroline and David, uh...
- 1714
- 01:26:19,639 --> 01:26:20,930
- - Anderson.
- - Anderson.
- 1715
- 01:26:20,931 --> 01:26:22,933
- That's my brother.
- That's Felix's uncle.
- 1716
- 01:26:23,767 --> 01:26:27,938
- Well, Miss Caroline and Mr. Anderson
- managed to protect your children
- 1717
- 01:26:27,939 --> 01:26:32,651
- in a potentially lethal situation
- for which there is no precedent.
- 1718
- 01:26:32,652 --> 01:26:36,071
- I'm... still not quite sure
- how they did it.
- 1719
- 01:26:36,780 --> 01:26:38,197
- They're currently in quarantine,
- 1720
- 01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:41,660
- and we will need to monitor them
- for the next 48 hours.
- 1721
- 01:26:41,661 --> 01:26:44,558
- They okay?
- They must be terrified.
- 1722
- 01:26:44,559 --> 01:26:47,457
- Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
- 1723
- 01:26:47,458 --> 01:26:49,626
- [ukulele playing]
- 1724
- 01:26:51,336 --> 01:26:53,630
- ♪ I stay up too late ♪
- 1725
- 01:26:54,673 --> 01:26:56,592
- ♪ Got nothing in my brain ♪
- 1726
- 01:26:57,634 --> 01:27:00,636
- ♪ That's what people say, mm-mm ♪
- 1727
- 01:27:00,637 --> 01:27:03,619
- ♪ That's what people say,
- mm-mm ♪
- 1728
- 01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:06,111
- BOTH:
- ♪ I go on too many dates ♪
- 1729
- 01:27:06,112 --> 01:27:08,604
- ♪ But I can't make 'em stay ♪
- 1730
- 01:27:09,646 --> 01:27:13,066
- ♪ At least, that's what people say,
- mm-mm ♪
- 1731
- 01:27:13,067 --> 01:27:15,777
- ♪ That's what people say, mm-mm ♪
- 1732
- 01:27:15,778 --> 01:27:18,237
- ♪ But I keep cruising ♪
- 1733
- 01:27:18,238 --> 01:27:21,282
- ♪ Can't stop, won't stop moving ♪
- 1734
- 01:27:21,283 --> 01:27:25,787
- ♪ It's like I've got this music
- in my mind ♪
- 1735
- 01:27:25,788 --> 01:27:28,789
- ♪ Saying it's gonna be all right ♪
- 1736
- 01:27:28,790 --> 01:27:31,876
- ♪ 'Cause the players gonna
- play, play, play, play, play ♪
- 1737
- 01:27:31,877 --> 01:27:35,004
- ♪ And the haters gonna hate,
- hate, hate, hate, hate ♪
- 1738
- 01:27:35,005 --> 01:27:38,133
- ♪ Baby, I just wanna shake,
- shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
- 1739
- 01:27:38,134 --> 01:27:40,384
- ♪ Shake it off, shake it off ♪
- 1740
- 01:27:40,385 --> 01:27:43,742
- ♪ Heartbreakers gonna break,
- break, break, break, break ♪
- 1741
- 01:27:43,743 --> 01:27:47,048
- ♪ And the fakers gonna fake,
- fake, fake, fake, fake ♪
- 1742
- 01:27:47,049 --> 01:27:50,354
- ♪ Baby, I just wanna shake,
- shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
- 1743
- 01:27:50,355 --> 01:27:53,314
- ♪ I shake it off,
- I shake it off ♪
- 1744
- 01:27:53,315 --> 01:27:56,630
- ♪ I shake it off,
- I shake it off, ah-ah ♪
- 1745
- 01:27:56,631 --> 01:27:59,790
- ♪ I shake it off, I shake it off,
- ah-ah ♪
- 1746
- 01:27:59,791 --> 01:28:02,950
- ♪ I shake it off,
- I shake it off, ah-ah ♪
- 1747
- 01:28:02,951 --> 01:28:05,077
- ♪ I shake it off,
- I shake it off ♪
- 1748
- 01:28:05,078 --> 01:28:06,244
- AUDREY:
- And again now!
- 1749
- 01:28:06,245 --> 01:28:09,205
- ♪ Shake it off,
- shake it off, ah-ah ♪
- 1750
- 01:28:09,206 --> 01:28:12,104
- ♪ Shake it off, shake it off,
- ah-ah ♪
- 1751
- 01:28:12,105 --> 01:28:15,003
- ♪ I shake it off,
- I shake it off, ah-ah ♪
- 1752
- 01:28:15,004 --> 01:28:17,631
- ♪ I shake it off
- I shake it off! ♪
- 1753
- 01:28:17,632 --> 01:28:20,592
- [children cheering]
- 1754
- 01:28:22,302 --> 01:28:25,389
- BOY: Hi, mommy!
- GIRL: Hi, Daddy!
- 1755
- 01:28:27,599 --> 01:28:29,643
- ♪ pop music playing ♪
- 1756
- 01:28:31,895 --> 01:28:32,938
- ♪ Oh ♪
- 1757
- 01:28:35,899 --> 01:28:36,984
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- 1758
- 01:28:39,903 --> 01:28:41,947
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
- 1759
- 01:28:42,990 --> 01:28:45,950
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- 1760
- 01:28:45,951 --> 01:28:48,912
- ♪ You have so many
- relationships in this life ♪
- 1761
- 01:28:48,913 --> 01:28:50,955
- ♪ Only one or two may last ♪
- 1762
- 01:28:50,956 --> 01:28:52,957
- ♪ You go through
- all the pain and strife ♪
- 1763
- 01:28:52,958 --> 01:28:55,961
- ♪ Then you turn your back
- and they're gone so fast ♪
- 1764
- 01:28:56,461 --> 01:28:57,461
- ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
- 1765
- 01:28:58,755 --> 01:29:02,759
- ♪ And they're gone so fast, yeah ♪
- 1766
- 01:29:03,927 --> 01:29:06,929
- ♪ Oh, so hold on to the ones
- who really care ♪
- 1767
- 01:29:06,930 --> 01:29:08,931
- ♪ In the end,
- they'll be the only ones there ♪
- 1768
- 01:29:08,932 --> 01:29:12,727
- ♪ And when you get old
- and start losing your hair ♪
- 1769
- 01:29:12,728 --> 01:29:16,522
- ♪ Can you tell me
- who will still care? ♪
- 1770
- 01:29:16,523 --> 01:29:19,902
- ♪ Can you tell me who
- will still care? ♪
- 1771
- 01:29:19,903 --> 01:29:21,986
- ♪ Oh, care ♪
- 1772
- 01:29:21,987 --> 01:29:23,946
- ♪ Mmmbop, ba duba dop ♪
- 1773
- 01:29:23,947 --> 01:29:26,908
- ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
- 1774
- 01:29:26,909 --> 01:29:29,411
- ♪ Ba du bop,
- ba duba dop ♪
- 1775
- 01:29:29,412 --> 01:29:31,913
- ♪ Ba du, yeah, yeah ♪
- 1776
- 01:29:31,914 --> 01:29:32,997
- ♪ Mmmbop, ba duba dop ♪
- 1777
- 01:29:32,998 --> 01:29:35,917
- ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
- 1778
- 01:29:35,918 --> 01:29:38,691
- ♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
- 1779
- 01:29:38,692 --> 01:29:41,183
- ♪ Ba du, yeah, yeah ♪
- 1780
- 01:29:41,184 --> 01:29:43,674
- ♪ Said, oh, yeah ♪
- 1781
- 01:29:43,675 --> 01:29:46,470
- ♪ In an mmmbop they're gone ♪
- 1782
- 01:29:46,471 --> 01:29:48,554
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- 1783
- 01:29:48,555 --> 01:29:49,910
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- 1784
- 01:29:49,911 --> 01:29:51,266
- ♪ Mmmbop ♪
- 1785
- 01:29:52,184 --> 01:29:53,227
- ♪ Du bop ♪
- 1786
- 01:29:54,561 --> 01:29:55,896
- ♪ Du bop ♪
- 1787
- 01:29:56,772 --> 01:29:59,023
- ♪ Du, yeah, yeah ♪
- 1788
- 01:29:59,024 --> 01:30:00,692
- ♪ Mmmbop
- Oh, yeah ♪
- 1789
- 01:30:00,693 --> 01:30:02,361
- ♪ Du bop ♪
- 1790
- 01:30:03,612 --> 01:30:05,072
- ♪ Du bop ♪
- 1791
- 01:30:06,031 --> 01:30:08,783
- ♪ Du, yeah, yeah ♪
- 1792
- 01:30:08,784 --> 01:30:10,034
- ♪ Can you tell me? ♪
- 1793
- 01:30:10,035 --> 01:30:13,080
- ♪ Oh, no, you can't,
- 'cause you don't know ♪
- 1794
- 01:30:13,081 --> 01:30:15,081
- ♪ Can you tell me? ♪
- 1795
- 01:30:15,082 --> 01:30:20,086
- ♪ You say you can,
- but you don't know ♪
- 1796
- 01:30:20,087 --> 01:30:25,050
- ♪ You say you can,
- but you don't know ♪
- 1797
- 01:30:26,051 --> 01:30:28,512
- ♪
- 1798
- 01:32:14,910 --> 01:32:16,994
- TEDDY:
- ♪ Come with us ♪
- 1799
- 01:32:16,995 --> 01:32:19,038
- ♪ As we giggle around ♪
- 1800
- 01:32:19,039 --> 01:32:22,709
- ♪ In the McGigglemobile ♪
- 1801
- 01:32:25,796 --> 01:32:28,548
- ♪ Traveling the whole world ♪
- 1802
- 01:32:28,549 --> 01:32:33,011
- ♪ Sharing special memories
- with the kiddlywinks ♪
- 1803
- 01:32:34,596 --> 01:32:36,389
- ♪ Kiddlywinks ♪
- 1804
- 01:32:36,390 --> 01:32:37,974
- FROGSIE:
- Take it away, Teddy.
- 1805
- 01:32:37,975 --> 01:32:40,434
- TEDDY:
- ♪ There's no use ignoring ♪
- 1806
- 01:32:40,435 --> 01:32:43,020
- ♪ All our giggling
- and guffawing ♪
- 1807
- 01:32:43,021 --> 01:32:46,984
- ♪ As we shower
- the whole world with fun ♪
- 1808
- 01:32:48,026 --> 01:32:52,530
- ♪ Time and time again,
- we will McGiggle with new friends ♪
- 1809
- 01:32:52,531 --> 01:32:57,035
- ♪ Because our giggles
- are for everyone ♪
- 1810
- 01:32:59,037 --> 01:33:00,997
- ♪ Come giggle ♪
- 1811
- 01:33:00,998 --> 01:33:02,999
- ♪ I'll giggle with you ♪
- 1812
- 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:04,042
- FROGSIE:
- Teddy, that's beautiful!
- 1813
- 01:33:04,043 --> 01:33:06,043
- ♪ Let's giggle ♪
- 1814
- 01:33:06,044 --> 01:33:09,046
- ♪ We'll giggle all together ♪
- 1815
- 01:33:09,047 --> 01:33:14,010
- ♪ I feel giggly
- when we sing this song ♪
- 1816
- 01:33:14,011 --> 01:33:19,016
- ♪ Life's so fun
- when you giggle along ♪
- 1817
- 01:33:19,766 --> 01:33:22,393
- ♪ Life's so fun ♪
- 1818
- 01:33:22,394 --> 01:33:28,400
- ♪ When you giggle along ♪
- 1819
- 01:33:30,485 --> 01:33:32,446
- FROGSIE:
- I love you, Teddy.
- 1820
- 01:33:33,322 --> 01:33:35,324
- TEDDY:
- Eat shit, Frogsie.
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