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- /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #914, #915, #916, #917, #921
- Cheerleader Edition
- https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43032659/#43032659
- https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43055050/#43055050
- https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43079216/#43085152
- https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43085873/
- https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43135486/#43140665
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- Prince anon, son of Astaroth
- >Egotistic
- >Believes his Mapa is always right, but secretly knows that Lucifer has final say in all things that really matter in Hell
- >Being the spoiled brat of a powerful demon means he is willing to flaunt his lineage so long as it doesn't bring shame to his Mapa
- >"Friends" with various other nobles and royals
- >How did his conception work?
- >Don't question it.
- >Not even Anon wants to know.
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- We already have an established Asmoanon. He's the one who takes care of his father's casino businesses.
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- Look at the demon name again.
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- >Astaroth (also Ashtaroth, Astarot and Asteroth), in demonology, is the Great Duke of Hell in the first hierarchy with Beelzebub and Lucifer; he is part of the evil trinity. He is a male figure most likely named after the Near Eastern goddess Astarte.
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- Oh sht, sorry.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Besides, already have the precious child (Satanon), the empty place of a precious child (Abbanon), the Prodigal Son (Prince Anon Magne), the Swashbuckling Monster (Levianon), and the playboy (Asmonon).
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- >astaroth hates lucifer
- >astaranon desides to starts a one sided rivalry between him and charlie
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- >Astaranon gets summoned by Komekko
- >Ends up getting dumped onto our favorite f-k ups
- >Constant bickering between him and aqua over divinity
- >Calls the rest of kazuma' group "servants" or just "peasants"
- >Except darkness
- >She is just called "pervert"
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- >Anon is hazing katie
- >Again
- "How unfortunate for you that I must be leaving now, with you no longer being bathed in my presence existence may as well be as cold and colorless as Cocytus!"
- >Anon goes to leave and is almost out of the door
- >"F-king freak's finally gone..."
- >Oh poor, poor katie
- >She doesn't know that unlike sinner, true demons have incredible hearing
- >Anon stops in his tracks and turns around to face katie
- "What did you just call me you pathetic little mortal whre?"
- >Anons voice was completely dead of emotions other than a quiet rage
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- >Katie snaps, goes on a tirade that berates Anon, his mother/father, and Hell's royalty in general
- >uses Anon as an example of everything that's wrong with aristocrats
- >all the while, cursing so fiercely she turns the air blue
- >she goes on for half an hour
- >by the time she finishes, the entire studio has ground to a halt, watching the pair in a mixture of horror and fascination...
- >...and that includes a mortified Vox and a curious Astaroth
- >they're well aware of their son's egotism - and they're eager to see if the mortal woman will be able to break it
- >as Katie finishes, panting, Anon just stands there, still as a statue
- >it's dead silent, save for the newsanchor's wheezing - she really needs to put down the cigarettes
- >and then, Anon just f-king explodes
- >literally
- >it's like you set off a bomb
- >by the time the dust settles, the entire studio has been obliterated
- >most of the crew will be out of commission for at least a week
- >Killjoy, easily a month
- >the only survivor is Tom Trench, who was on the toilet when it all transpired - he's immediately ordered to pick up the slack, while Vox hurries about hiring some tempts to fill in
- >meanwhile, Astaroth gathers their son from the sidewalk outside the Studio
- >clearly, the kid wanted to blow up Katie, but ended up casting the spell upon himself
- >figuring that all parties involved have been punished for their hubris, the Media Demon departs, leaving his thrall and his underlings to tend to their duties
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- >Astaranon looks at the wooden doors before him
- >His hand is an inch away from knocking
- >How did he get in this situation?
- >Oh yeah.
- >It all started when he blew up.
- >Literally.
- >His Mapa brought him home and gave him a talking to
- "B-but she insulted me!"
- >"And so you throw a tantrum and harm my thralls servants?"
- "I-i just wanted to-"
- >"To what? You acted out of impulse and embarrassed not just yourself but also ME."
- >That makes Anon shrink down in shame
- "I-I didn't mean to..."
- >"And yet here we are. Your ego is far too big. Yes, you are the son of a goddess but that does not entitle you to ANYTHING."
- >Astaroth forces Anon to look her in the eye
- >"As punishment you are cut off from my resources until you can prove to me that you can handle being a prince."
- >Anon was kicked out the next day and was only given enough money to buy food to last him a week
- >Anon snaps back to reality and looks back to the door and hesitantly knocks
- >He can hear someone walk over to it
- >Be Charlie
- >Answer the door
- "Welcome to the Happy Hote-..."
- >It's her self proclaimed adversary, Astaranon
- >And he looks like a kicked puppy
- >Now he looks like he swallowed something bitter
- >Probably his pride
- >"...may I come in?"
- >You wordlessly step to the side and let him walk in
- >He collapses onto one of the chairs and puts his head in his hands and lets out a huff
- "So...uh...what brings you out here?"
- >"Charlotte, you are the only person I know that doesn't hate my guts. And right now you are the only person I can turn to for help."
- >Oh
- >Oh f-k
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- F-k it, dead hours greentext.
- >It's been two days since Astaranon was kicked out of his home after accidentally jihading Vox's studio, and deciding to take shelter at the Hotel to get his sht together.
- >Charlie wants to use this as an opportunity to fix the mountain of an ego Astaranon has, along with his equally high temper.
- >Evidence being the fiasco that happened after Angel caught him trying (and failing) to magically clean some dishes in the kitchen.
- >Just one joke from Angel was enough for him to see red.
- >And when poor Husk tried to intervene (and be helpful for once) he was rewarded by having his skull caved in by the Prince and flung out the door (he'd be fine after a few hours of regeneration).
- >Eventually he did catch Angel, and Charlie caught him in time to see Astaranon trying to nail Angel to the lobby's ceiling after partially flaying him.
- >Charlie could only sigh, she'd have her work cut out for her.
- >But at least Astaranon said sorry.
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