Jump 464: Indiana Jones

Jump 464: Indiana Jones
>Ace of Swords: An opportunity to bring reason and intelligence to bear in the pursuit of justice and truth.
>Age: 27
>Location: (Free Choice) Germany, 1933
>Identity: Archaeologist
>Drawbacks: (+100) Animal Phobia
You know the worst part about a bee phobia? Every time you hear buzzing, you're going to look around in a brief panic because it might be a bee. I mean, granted, this isn't about honeybees. But yellowjackets, hornets, wasps? Oh, those do not a happy Crux make.
>Catchy Theme (Free)
It may not be John Williams, but it's still pretty good.
>Remembered Your Charlemagne (1000)
Obscure history is more relevant to me now than it has been in a long time.
>Whip Specialist (Free, Archaeologist)
...but whips are not my fetish...
>Actually Does Their Job (Free, Archaeologist)
I'd hardly be an archaeologist if I didn't at least pretend to do my job. Government grants do not pay the bills.
>Culture Pattern (900, Archaeologist)
All of this has happened before and all of this will- wait, no, wrong movie.
>Trap Defusal (700, Archaeologist)
These ancient temples are in miraculously good shape. Triggering the traps would ruin them, we can't have that.
>Omniglot (300)
While I have other perks that can do the same, I don't think I've got any that are an all-in-one package like this. So this is really nice. Also very useful for when I run across some zombie priest chattering about mummies and prophecies and whatnot.
>Shovel (Free)
Well. This is a thing.
>Nice Hat (Free, Archaeologist)
At least this is a nice hat.
>Cluttered Library (100)
This is pretty cozy, actually.
>Museum (0, Archaeologist)
"It belongs in my warehouse!"

>"Dad?"
"Yes, Elodie?"
>"Promise not to get mad at us?"
"...what did you and Louise do."
>"We kind of maybe stole the spear of destiny."
"..."
>"And then killed Hitler."
"...Well, he is a jumped-up Austrian peasant with delusions of grandeur."
>"And basically the rest of the Nazi high command."
"/.../"
>"While posing as time travellers."
"Okay, now you're starting to make some sense. So wait, are you the reason why the Germany didn't get a single medal in the Munich Olympics?"
>"No, that was mom."
"Ffffffine, I'll have words with her separately. You're both grounded, though..."
>"Aww!"
"...for not inviting me along."
>"What."
"I would have built you some UFOs so you could really scare the pants off of everyone."