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Birthday FAQ

May 26th, 2017
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  1. Birthday FAQ
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  3. Q: How old are you?
  4. A: 24
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  6. Q: What are you going to do?
  7. A: I was gonna sleep in, but breakfast with my mom, some shopping, a stream, then dinner with the whole family.
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  9. Q: Don't you want to drink and shit?
  10. A: I shit when I need to, and I don't drink. Drinking is for geeks, which I am not.
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  12. Q: How are you feeling?
  13. A: Aside from lack of sleep, better than usual, and will keep improving with the inhaler.
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  15. Q: Do you still get cards from family with money?
  16. A: I've gotten 1 with $25, 2 with nothing. I'm 24, can't really expect this anymore.
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  18. Q: Is there anything special about this birthday?
  19. A: Yes, actually. It's my 10 year anniversary of playing Guitar Hero. I got GH2 on this day in 2007, and it gave me a game I can get better and better at where there is no ceiling of ending. And, GH got me more into music, 'cause at that time, I wasn't into much.
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  21. Q: Are you going to have cake?
  22. A: Probably not. I want Mr. Hero more. (Mr. Hero is an Ohio thing. Hot subs like Philly Cheesesteaks, Romanburgers, etc)
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  24. Q: Why aren't you doing a 24 hour stream?
  25. A: Why the fuck would I want to do that? For my birthday, I want to sleep, eat, shop, and relax. Not subject myself to a health damaging stream, unless I was getting a lot of money in my tbh.
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  27. Q: Why do you have a birthday FAQ?
  28. A: Why are you reading it?
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