strm/cnscsnss 140915

so, they won't let me into their treehouse. they think that they're better than me, better at running the treehouse. well, i'll prove them wrong.

i'm going to build my treehouse. first, i start with the wood. i go into the woods to chop down the trees to get the wood. i start walking into the woods, when i hear a noise. it's an owl. i can't find the owl. i want to find the owl though, to tell it to shut up. it probably flew away. as such, i'll need to fly.

i raise my legs up and start hovering, before flying at great speed to catch the owl. i see it now, trying to escape from me, escape from my clutches, but i'm faster. it pictures me strangling it to death, but i would never do that. i'm a nice guy. finally i catch the owl, and bring it back down to the ground. the owl begs me not to kill it, but i just tell it to stop being so noisy, you'll wake up the neighbours. i let the owl go and i flies away. but now i need to find the wood. i start wondering round the forest, now knowing that there is a shack in the woods somewhere, where they sell wood. i needed to find it, but i cant see it anywhere.

i'll try. i'll try to keep finding it. i continue walking, searching for the wood shack, rumbling to myself about things to keep me entertained. games, music, queries from imaginary people that i answered. it kept me entertained, for a while at least. then i started to get bored. really bored.
10 hours in, and i was starting to go crazy. there was nothing to do, and i was hopelessly lost in this forest. woods. whatever you want to call it, i was lost, with no possible way out.

then i saw a bridge. i wasnt sure why it was there, but i knew it must be a sign that i was near civilisation. i ran towards it. there was also a stream, and i was able to drink water from this. the water was fairly clean. i walked back to the bridge. it was quite short, so i stood at the top of it, checking my surroundings, and there was nothing. i was too far into these woods to back out of what i needed to do, but i would have to wait for ages, so i set up a camp for the night, to try and get sleep for the next day.

the next day i left the camp, incase i ended up going back in a circle, and kept walking. i started talking to myself again, going insane as i desperately needed food. there was a main stream ahead with some apple trees inside. but the apples were too far up. i couldn't fly for some reason - possibly this area negates the magic - so my only option was to climb. i wasn't a good climber, and as such i fell down quickly. still, i kept trying, and eventually i grabbed an apple and ate it. if tasted like apple, which was nessecary. i continued to talk, walking on, some of my hunger satisfied.

i hadn't seen anything on my walk apart from the owl. i continued to be alone for a long while, but then i spotted a green bird? possibly a parrot? i like parrots, the way they copy everything you say. i stopped to take a closer look. the green bird wasn't a parrot, but it was pecking at the tree. i thought there must be something inside the tree that the bird must have been trying to get to. so i tried to make a hole in the thee, because there were no holes in the tree. eventually i make a small hole, and peaked inside. gold was inside the tree. gold coins, gold bard, everything. i tried to prise open the tree from the hole that i made, but then the bird started to attack. it must have wanted the gold for itself. i shooed it away, but it ignored me and kept pecking me, eventually pecking me in the eye, which started to bleed. i cried in pain, stepped back a few feet, and fell flat onto the floor, which hurt quite a lot. i lay there for a while trying to recover from the eye injury, eventually falling unconscious, unsure if i would be able to get the gold or not, or if i would ever come to.