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ElephantJokesV1

AutoBro Dec 7th, 2019 (edited) 96 Never
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  1. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps? An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!^
  2. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together? Because they only had one pair of trunks!^
  3. Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer? Because it is afraid of the mouse!^
  4. Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don’t have glove compartments.^
  5. How do you prevent an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card.^
  6. What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose? An elephant. I lied about the green part.^
  7. Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in a strawberry patch.^
  8. How do you get an elephant out of the water? Wet.^
  9. Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs!^
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