Caught in a struggle, I don’t know what to do
SNES Mini sold out like the NES before it too
I don’t know how they do it
How do Ninty fuck their numbers up

Pre-order supply’s finished, there’s no more left to flog
Was sure to get one this time only now I want to sob
Right now I don’t have much of a choice
Either call it a day, or go to eBay

I’m scrolling and browsing, checking page after page
But they’re all three hundred dollars, and I find myself enraged
So fuck Nintendo and the scalpers
Sega would never pull this shit

There’s vidya all around me, I don’t know what to play
I just want that SNES Mini, that’s all that I can really say
Right now I don’t have much of a choice
Either call it a day, or go to eBay

Go to eBay

I’m scrolling and browsing, checking page after page
But they’re all three hundred dollars, and I find myself enraged
So fuck Nintendo and the scalpers
Sega would never pull this shit

I’ll give up on SNES Mini, I’ll get a Switch instead
But now they’re all sold out too, and I’m wishing that Ninty were dead
Right now I don’t have much of a choice
Either call it a day, or go to eBay